back-room

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for 94.

Reply #636443

[stone salmon]

/crime

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay 522 in legal fees trying to clear your name

Reply #636276

[stone salmon]

/slut

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost 211, have fun

Reply #635905

[stone salmon]

BRUH

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn 57

Reply #73

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You repair the lights and receive 91

Reply #636339

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You got out of bed. Have 91

Reply #635934

[golden dome]

/work

[silent gale]

hecklerkaden

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive 50

Reply #636351

[golden dome]

/slut

[silent gale]

hecklerkaden

You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and 50.

Reply #636478

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You milk a cow for 69

Reply #41924

[cobalt tartan]

/wrk

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn 59

Reply #59

[golden dome]

/work

[silent gale]

hecklerkaden

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you 63 for your struggles.

Reply #636489

[golden dome]

/slut

[silent gale]

hecklerkaden

You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 39 seconds.

[golden dome]

/slut

[silent gale]

hecklerkaden

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 189 from the men.

Reply #636081

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn 56

Reply #636034

[amber pelican]

/work

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You gave yourself 77 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

Reply #636480

[amber pelican]

/crime

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You assassinated an African drug lord for 641

Reply #635928

[amber pelican]

/slut

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn 109 and a sore ass.

Reply #636007

[amber pelican]

Wow

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work hard all day and your boss pays you 50 after the pizzeria closes down.

Reply #636352

[amber pelican]

/slut

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You cannot be a slut for 31 minutes and 2 seconds.

[amber pelican]

Oh damn it

Can I atleast crime

/crime

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You cannot commit a crime for 30 minutes and 43 seconds.

[amber pelican]

Also no

😔

[limpid ermine]

/slut

[silent gale]

_mitch_2013_

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw 181 at you.

Reply #636455

[limpid ermine]

/work

[silent gale]

_mitch_2013_

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn 60

Reply #70

[limpid ermine]

/crime

[silent gale]

_mitch_2013_

You hack into the government's economic system and manage to steal 474.

Reply #636247

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make 52

Reply #635903

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a janitor and earn 59

Reply #74

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive 95

Reply #636351

[fast urchin]

/slut

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You licked SpongeBob's feet for 322!

Reply #834979

[stone salmon]

/slut

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you 357 for your services.

Reply #636297

[fast urchin]

/crime

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You were caught spray painting "free hugs" on a building and have been fined 607.

Reply #4910495

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as an elementary school teacher and earn 94

Reply #76

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You sold fish sandwiches and earned 78 in profits

Reply #838133

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make 71 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

Reply #4910405

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid 55.

Reply #635917

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid 100.

Reply #636508

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 17 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn 51

Reply #63

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You slept in a bed and found 93 under your pillow when you woke up

Reply #838259

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 82

Reply #636080

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as a professional worker and earn 59.

Reply #636046

[fathom hill]

/work

[silent gale]

vakaris7634

You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got 91!

Reply #636259

[fathom hill]

/slut

[silent gale]

vakaris7634

You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of 331

Reply #636070

[fathom hill]

/crime

[silent gale]

vakaris7634

You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste 658 on getting high.

Reply #635977

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 96 near one of the potatoes

Reply #906378

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make 56 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

Reply #4910404

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid 68

Reply #636420

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for 88

Reply #636317

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding 90. Congrats!

Reply #636450

[fallen fiber]

/work

[silent gale]

moonlightstrolls5580

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and 79. Good job.

Reply #636285

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 64.

Reply #636057

[golden dome]

/work

[silent gale]

hecklerkaden

You work as a child birth educator and earn 66

Reply #60

[golden dome]

/slut

[silent gale]

hecklerkaden

Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes 155.

Reply #635923

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make 72.

Reply #4910437

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make 75 for your insight into the future.

Reply #4910391

[digital sandal]

/rob perturbabe

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You robbed 1,721 from perturbabe.

[digital sandal]

@twilit niche

[twilit niche]

…

You bastard

draws the lasso

/rob _vanda.

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You were caught attempting to rob _vanda., and have been fined 607.

[twilit niche]

Aahh broke the goddamn wheel

[digital sandal]

LMAO

/rob censoredscreaming

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 57 minutes.

[digital sandal]

2 HOURS?

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn 52!

Reply #636293

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You dig around in your yard and gain 53

Reply #636382

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid 84 for doing his job.

Reply #636484

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 78

Reply #7083

[eager hollow]

/work

[silent gale]

txjedi1

You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth 75.

Reply #4910431

[eager hollow]

/work

/work

[silent gale]

txjedi1

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

[pearl geyser]

/work

[silent gale]

mrusernamee

You work as a sandwich artist and earn 61

Reply #4

[pearl geyser]

/slut

[silent gale]

mrusernamee

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 310!

Reply #636501

[pearl geyser]

/crime

[silent gale]

mrusernamee

You chopped down a government-protected tree and found 673 in it!

Reply #636219

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned 93!

Reply #635987

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a dumpster diver and earn 62

Reply #61

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as a dumpster diver and earn 92

Reply #61

[fast urchin]

/slut

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You managed to get with a famous actress for 144

Reply #635887

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 15 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you 60 .

Reply #636084

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you 73.

Reply #636403

[golden dome]

/rob Vanda

[silent gale]

hecklerkaden

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - _vanda.
2 - vandahhh_02047
3 - vandalism5521
4 - vandarlinde

[golden dome]

/rob _vanda.

[silent gale]

hecklerkaden

You robbed 39 from _vanda..

[golden dome]

/work

[silent gale]

hecklerkaden

You found 78 lying on the floor in General Chat!

Reply #636543

[golden dome]

/slut

[silent gale]

hecklerkaden

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned 203

Reply #838124

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 98

Reply #636441

[golden dome]

/work

[silent gale]

hecklerkaden

You are paid 75 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

Reply #635989

[pearl geyser]

/work

[silent gale]

mrusernamee

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got 85!

Reply #635954

[pearl geyser]

/crime

[silent gale]

mrusernamee

After many failed attempts, you decide to rob the orphanage, knowing that no one will help them. Upon arriving they are so excited to see a visitor your heart melts and you donate 661 to the orphanage.

Reply #636004

[pearl geyser]

jesus

661

/slut

[silent gale]

mrusernamee

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn 182.

Reply #636527

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you 86.

Reply #636369

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You do some work around the house for 82

Reply #41920

[golden dome]

/rob @pearl geyser

[silent gale]

hecklerkaden

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 18 minutes and 11 seconds.

[golden dome]

/work

[silent gale]

hecklerkaden

You participate in a scientific study and earn 72 for your time and effort.

Reply #4910429

[golden dome]

/slut

[silent gale]

hecklerkaden

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you 340 for the good time.

Reply #635911

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid 99

Reply #636419

[pearl geyser]

/rob @golden dome

[silent gale]

mrusernamee

You attempted to rob hecklerkaden, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[pearl geyser]

/work

[silent gale]

mrusernamee

You baked some nice cookies for all, here is 87

Reply #636511

[pearl geyser]

/slut

[silent gale]

mrusernamee

You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 52 seconds.

[pearl geyser]

/crime

[silent gale]

mrusernamee

You cannot commit a crime for 4 minutes and 31 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 21 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You help clean a horses stable for 91

Reply #3031286

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a director of sand bags and earn 80

Reply #12

[golden dome]

/Work

[silent gale]

hecklerkaden

You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid 85 for moving traffic cones on the road.

Reply #4910409

[golden dome]

/slut

[silent gale]

hecklerkaden

You cannot be a slut for 27 minutes and 58 seconds.

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make 88 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.

Reply #4910402

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn 66

Reply #635864

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn 59

Reply #41

[golden dome]

/work

[silent gale]

hecklerkaden

You work as the head of potatoes and earn 97

Reply #13

[golden dome]

/slut

[silent gale]

hecklerkaden

Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in 252

Reply #81

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You walk dogs for 99.

Reply #636065

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a vibration consultant and earn 78

Reply #53

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make 51 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

Reply #636334

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 53 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 29 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 1 second.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You worked for the Police and earned 91

Reply #636538

[stone salmon]

/slut

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

You worked as a sperm donor and earned 276

Reply #838098

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You have a successful YouTube channel and make 71 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

Reply #635986

[fathom totem]

/work

[silent gale]

spicy_pugz

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with 94

Reply #636439

[fathom hill]

/work

[silent gale]

vakaris7634

You work as a professional wine taster and earn 73.

Reply #636066

[fathom hill]

/slut

[silent gale]

vakaris7634

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D 248 : D

Reply #635875

[fathom hill]

/crime

[silent gale]

vakaris7634

Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a 421 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!

Reply #838106

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 76

Reply #37

[stone salmon]

/slut

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took 0 from you.

Reply #636525

[stone salmon]

/crime

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

You cannot commit a crime for 53 minutes and 39 seconds.

[stone salmon]

/work

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 31 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You worked overtime for 85

Reply #636536

[winged stream]

/work

[silent gale]

strelok05328

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 89

Reply #36

[winged stream]

/commands

/crime

[silent gale]

strelok05328

You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay 373 or go to jail.

Reply #636495

[winged stream]

/go to jail

tf am i supposed to do

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make 55 for your entertaining bedtime stories.

Reply #4910401

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn 74

Reply #21

[hollow sleet]

/collect-income

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You have no role income to collect!

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a serial murderer... and earn 69

Reply #68

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn 78!

Reply #636293

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 14 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned 91. Good job!

Reply #636279

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 1 minute and 21 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 34 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got 97

Reply #204081

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 4 minutes and 46 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 14 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 5 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You make a living selling weed for 84 a day

Reply #635943

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you 63 for the hard work

Reply #838245

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 86

Reply #78

[winged stream]

/work

[silent gale]

strelok05328

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make 53 for your expertise in unicorn management.

Reply #4910398

[winged stream]

/work

[silent gale]

strelok05328

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.

[winged stream]

its ten mins

/crime

[silent gale]

strelok05328

You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued 53. Great job.

Reply #636357

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You made a great pun! Take this 52.

Reply #636539

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned 57. The students loved you!

Reply #636280

[digital sandal]

/rob censoredscreaming

[stone salmon]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You attempted to rob censoredscreaming, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

dai_eisendrache

You managed to get with a famous actress for 336

Reply #635887

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You sell your crab for 74, you monster

Reply #635944

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make 92 for your expertise in unicorn management.

Reply #4910398

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You work as an onion chopper and get paid 73 for chopping onions in a restaurant.

Reply #4910413

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn 90

Reply #11

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a circus clown and earn 63.

Reply #636448

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 72

Reply #78

[stone salmon]

/work

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

You take your cat for a walk and gain 50

Reply #636389

[stone salmon]

/crime

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a 50 fine!

Reply #635937

[stone salmon]

/slut

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid 0 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.

Reply #55476

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn 69

Reply #11

[stone salmon]

/work

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make 69 for your skills in temporal navigation.

Reply #4910392

[stone salmon]

/crime

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

Your friend said that you couldn't steal the Mona Lisa, so to prove them wrong you stole the Mona Lisa and sold it for 486

Reply #636524

[stone salmon]

/slut

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you 127.

Reply #636291

[pearl geyser]

/work

[silent gale]

mrusernamee

Just take the 54 and go...

Reply #636322

[pearl geyser]

/crime

[silent gale]

mrusernamee

You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined 260

Reply #636013

[pearl geyser]

/slut

[silent gale]

mrusernamee

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you 344

Reply #636500

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth 63.

Reply #636553

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got 74 I think...

Reply #635916

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you 80 as in return!

Reply #636372

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You suggest something good and get rewarded 56

Reply #636552

[stone salmon]

/work

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

You develop games and earn 86.

Reply #636067

[stone salmon]

/frime

/(48’e

/crime

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of 86!

Reply #636332

[stone salmon]

/slut

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 325 for your hard work.

Reply #636052

[stone salmon]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of 249!

Reply #635946

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You hacked google and stole 338.

Reply #636184

[golden dome]

/crime

[silent gale]

hecklerkaden

Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined 437

Reply #636236

[golden dome]

/work

[silent gale]

hecklerkaden

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you 76 when you got back home

Reply #636513

[golden dome]

/slut

[silent gale]

hecklerkaden

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn 133 and a sore ass.

Reply #636007

[heavy grove]

/work

[silent gale]

thunderbolt1663

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn 82

Reply #32

[heavy grove]

/work

[silent gale]

thunderbolt1663

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

[heavy grove]

/slut

[silent gale]

thunderbolt1663

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you 112 and maybe chlamydia.

Reply #636516

[stone salmon]

/crime

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined 325

Reply #636107

[stone salmon]

/slut

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 215 in order to keep quiet about it.

Reply #636040

[stone salmon]

/work

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in 66

Reply #636021

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of 96 anyway.

Reply #636409

[frigid flicker]

/work

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for 99

Reply #636460

[frigid flicker]

/work

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 23 seconds.

[frigid flicker]

/crime

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was 299

Reply #636464

[frigid flicker]

/slut

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined 0

Reply #167

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You clean off the tables and get paid 94

Reply #636359

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make 64 for your vivid imagination.

Reply #4910393

[pearl geyser]

/work

[silent gale]

mrusernamee

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make 67 off of donations.

Reply #6953

[pearl geyser]

/slut

[silent gale]

mrusernamee

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay 263 for child support before disownment.

Reply #635886

[pearl geyser]

/crime

[silent gale]

mrusernamee

You did a crime and got 311 from it :/

Reply #636435

[stone salmon]

/slut

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid 81 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.

Reply #55476

[stone salmon]

/crime

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took 0 from you and left.

Reply #636204

[stone salmon]

/work

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining 84

Reply #636385

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You repair the arcade machines and receive 94

Reply #636347

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you 80.

Reply #636369

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make 65 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.

Reply #4910395

[chrome ravine]

/crime

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You steal a police officer's uniform and use it to rob a bank, making off with 341.

Reply #4910514

[chrome ravine]

/slut

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost 140

Reply #635925

[chrome ravine]

/rob @neat python

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You were caught attempting to rob rocky400, and have been fined 657.

[chrome ravine]

Oh

Holy shit

I tried to rob a mod

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You cannot work for 46 seconds.

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn 95

Reply #69

[stone salmon]

/slut

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay 84

Reply #176

[stone salmon]

/crime

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined 0

Reply #636106

[stone salmon]

/work

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

You clean off the animatronics and get paid 56

Reply #636335

[chrome ravine]

/crime

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You cannot commit a crime for 44 minutes and 2 seconds.

[chrome ravine]

/slut

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You cannot be a slut for 44 minutes and 4 seconds.

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 52

Reply #7083

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You work as an onion chopper and get paid 54 for chopping onions in a restaurant.

Reply #4910413

[chrome ravine]

/crime

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You cannot commit a crime for 8 minutes and 54 seconds.

[eager hollow]

/rob @chrome ravine

[silent gale]

txjedi1

You attempted to rob a_shadowy_friend_2, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[eager hollow]

/crime

[silent gale]

txjedi1

You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for 0

Reply #636178

[eager hollow]

/rob @stone salmon

[silent gale]

txjedi1

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

[eager hollow]

/work

[silent gale]

txjedi1

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved 62!

Reply #636278

[eager hollow]

/slut

[silent gale]

txjedi1

Nobody cares about you. You lost 62 trying to twerk.

Reply #636454

[stone salmon]

/crime

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

You cannot commit a crime for 5 minutes and 17 seconds.

[stone salmon]

/slut

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 12 seconds.

[stone salmon]

/work

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you 70 for the hard work

Reply #838245

[stone salmon]

/work

/work

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.

[amber pelican]

/work

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You work as a dumpster diver and earn 82

Reply #61

[amber pelican]

/crime

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined 257

Reply #636113

[amber pelican]

/slut

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You work at the strip club and earn 256.

Reply #636529

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding 96. Congrats!

Reply #636450

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You work as a zoologist and earn 86

Reply #26

[chrome ravine]

/crime

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You were caught using a stolen bike and have been fined 140.

Reply #4910509

[chrome ravine]

/slut

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined 0.

Reply #834714

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You work as a dog food taster and earn 91

Reply #34

[pine fable]

/work

[silent gale]

antagonized_

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make 91 for your vivid imagination.

Reply #4910393

[pine fable]

/crime

[silent gale]

antagonized_

You were caught feeding pigeons in a no-feeding zone and have been fined 91.

Reply #4910506

[pine fable]

/slut

[silent gale]

antagonized_

You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 0.

Reply #55474

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 61

Reply #636494

[pine fable]

/rob @chrome ravine

[silent gale]

antagonized_

You robbed 56 from a_shadowy_friend_2.

[pine fable]

/work

[silent gale]

antagonized_

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received 72!

Reply #203527

[pine fable]

/slut

[silent gale]

antagonized_

You cannot be a slut for 38 minutes and 59 seconds.

[pine fable]

/work

[silent gale]

antagonized_

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn 90

Reply #636438

[pine fable]

/slut

[silent gale]

antagonized_

You cannot be a slut for 17 minutes and 13 seconds.

[pine fable]

/crime

[silent gale]

antagonized_

You cannot commit a crime for 16 minutes and 40 seconds.

[chrome ravine]

/slut

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You do a good deepthroating and earn 103 from the client

Reply #636526

[pine fable]

/rob @stone salmon

[silent gale]

antagonized_

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 13 minutes.

[chrome ravine]

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn 58

Reply #62

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

Your level got featured epic and you won 61

Reply #636296

[frigid flicker]

/work

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 58 near one of the potatoes

Reply #906378

[frigid flicker]

/slut

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You fucked a traffic cone and found 281 inside it

Reply #636329

[frigid flicker]

/crime

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined 339

Reply #636236

[frigid flicker]

/work

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 4 seconds.

[frigid flicker]

/rob @chrome ravine

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You robbed 47 from a_shadowy_friend_2.

[frigid flicker]

/work

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You work as a help desk technician and earn 75

Reply #3

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn 76

Reply #636438

[winged stream]

/work

[silent gale]

strelok05328

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn 77

Reply #635865

[winged stream]

/dep 25

[winged stream]

/work

[silent gale]

strelok05328

You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed 85.

Reply #636078

[winged stream]

/withdraw. 15

/withdraw 15

/work

[silent gale]

strelok05328

You cannot work for 6 seconds.

[winged stream]

/work

[silent gale]

strelok05328

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you 94 for a good job.

Reply #636490

[uneven badger]

/work

[silent gale]

realfetch

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid 66!

Reply #635874

[winged stream]

🤑

[uneven badger]

😭

[winged stream]

imma gamble my money

[uneven badger]

do it

[silent gale]

realfetch

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 32 seconds.

[winged stream]

@uneven badger have u experienced stick drift?

[uneven badger]

yes alot

[winged stream]

me too man

[uneven badger]

it’s painful

[winged stream]

yeah, i have one rn in my R3 stick.

it isn't severe

[uneven badger]

owch that sucks.

[winged stream]

fr

/work

[silent gale]

strelok05328

You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining 75

Reply #636385

[winged stream]

/crime

[silent gale]

strelok05328

Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined 118

Reply #636237

[winged stream]

Flip

i guess i have to resort to this

/slut

[silent gale]

strelok05328

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you 266

Reply #635974

[winged stream]

yeah even 1 mil wont convince me im not a sinner

/rob

[silent gale]

strelok05328

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[marble temple]

/work

[silent gale]

pt_spazifyxx_77264

You work in Greggs and earn 98

Reply #635899

[winged stream]

/work

[silent gale]

strelok05328

You work as a help desk technician and earn 79

Reply #3

[winged stream]

Wait a minute...
I'm legless!

[amber pelican]

/slut

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You work as a cunning linguist and earn 188

Reply #28

[amber pelican]

/work

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You work as a professional bed tester and earn 81.

Reply #4910432

[amber pelican]

/crime

[silent gale]

.divine_valentino.

You work for a Mexican cartel and make 292

Reply #636228

[winged stream]

/work

[silent gale]

strelok05328

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you 92, as it was originally their job

Reply #636304

strelok05328

You cannot be a slut for 29 minutes and 7 seconds.

[winged stream]

/crime

[silent gale]

strelok05328

You cannot commit a crime for 27 minutes and 27 seconds.

[winged stream]

/work

[silent gale]

strelok05328

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you 54 for your struggles.

Reply #636489

[winged stream]

12 divided by ...

nvm wrong

4.5 x 12

nah i aint got time for math

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn 53

Reply #59

[low mantle]

/crimw

/crime

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You choked on your aspirations. You lost 287

Reply #635935

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

laycrisps

Your condom supply runs out and you pay 134 to restock.

Reply #636003

[low mantle]

bruh

[winged stream]

/work

[silent gale]

strelok05328

You eat bananas for a living and get 86

Reply #636535

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win 95.

Reply #4910424

[winged stream]

/slut

[silent gale]

strelok05328

You earn 266 for giving some succ (the good kind)

Reply #635878

[winged stream]

succ?

/crime

[silent gale]

strelok05328

You got caught raiding and got fined 592

Reply #636150

[winged stream]

bruh

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You work as a child birth educator and earn 90

Reply #60

[grave sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You work as a professional worker and earn 70.

Reply #636046

[grave sphinx]

/slut

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again. 360 for the paramedics to come and help you out.

Reply #636062

[grave sphinx]

Uhh

/rob @chrome ravine

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You attempted to rob a_shadowy_friend_2, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[grave sphinx]

/crime

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You tried to sneak into a concert without a ticket and got caught. You have been fined 311.

Reply #4910494

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you 80.

Reply #636369

[golden dome]

/work

[silent gale]

hecklerkaden

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you 72.

Reply #636509

[golden dome]

/slut

[silent gale]

hecklerkaden

Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay 106 for a new one.

Reply #636039

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn 97 for your team winning!

Reply #636319

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined 147.

Reply #636305

[low mantle]

/crime

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole 425 from you!

Reply #635931

[frosty shale]

/work

[silent gale]

0rientt

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn 76

Reply #63

[frosty shale]

/slut

[silent gale]

0rientt

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned 154

Reply #838124

[frosty shale]

/crime

[silent gale]

0rientt

You steal a police officer's uniform and use it to rob a bank, making off with 350.

Reply #4910514

[frosty shale]

Dam

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn 74

Reply #49

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn 92 for your participation.

Reply #4910440

[fast urchin]

/slut

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You rake in 162, but your butthole will never be the same...

Reply #635984

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You worked overtime for 79

Reply #636536

[stone salmon]

/rob @round marsh

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

You were caught attempting to rob antheia12, and have been fined 234.

[stone salmon]

/slut

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn 325 and a sore ass.

Reply #636007

[stone salmon]

/crime

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of 325

Reply #636257

[stone salmon]

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got 50!

Reply #636259

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You worked at the office overtime for 55

Reply #636457

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 15 seconds.

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You work as a fake bus passenger and earn 99 for filling up empty seats on the bus.

Reply #4910416

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You develop games for a living and earn 95.

Reply #636041

[frigid flicker]

/work

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make 89 for your vivid imagination.

Reply #4910393

[frigid flicker]

/slut

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You work at the strip club and earn 224.

Reply #636529

[frigid flicker]

/crime

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You sell your kidney on the black market for 500

Reply #636125

[frigid flicker]

/work

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You cannot work for 9 seconds.

[frigid flicker]

/work

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You work as a beaver expert and earn 74

Reply #16

[frigid flicker]

/slut

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You cannot be a slut for 46 minutes and 53 seconds.

[frigid flicker]

/work

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You work as a pilot and earn 96

Reply #67

[pine fable]

/work

[silent gale]

antagonized_

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got 72 for your efforts!

Reply #636053

[pine fable]

/slut

[silent gale]

antagonized_

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay 152

Reply #176

[pine fable]

/crime

[silent gale]

antagonized_

You pickpocket someone successfully and steal the money out of their wallet, there was 296 in it

Reply #636145

[pine fable]

/work

[silent gale]

antagonized_

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 44 seconds.

[frigid flicker]

/work

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned 64. Good job!

Reply #636279

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as a janitor and earn 100

Reply #74

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth 79.

Reply #636553

[frigid flicker]

/work

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make 68 for your vivid imagination.

Reply #4910393

[frigid flicker]

/slut

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You work as a cunning linguist and earn 302

Reply #28

[frigid flicker]

/crime

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You break into a movie theatre and steal all the popcorn, which you sell to a group of hungry college students for 485.

Reply #4910513

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 73

Reply #636441

[frigid flicker]

/work

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You develop games and earn 50.

Reply #636067

[frigid flicker]

/slut

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for 111... yikes

Reply #635967

[frigid flicker]

/crime

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You smuggle pugs across the Mexican border for a cool 319.

Reply #636115

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You worked as a bartender, and earned 88 from selling drinks

Reply #838263

[winged stream]

/work

[silent gale]

strelok05328

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned 85. The students loved you!

Reply #636280

[winged stream]

/crime

[silent gale]

strelok05328

You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost 136.

Reply #635956

[winged stream]

/slut

[silent gale]

strelok05328

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw 182 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

Reply #636453

[frigid flicker]

/work

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get 69

Reply #636083

[frigid flicker]

/slut

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You cannot be a slut for 56 seconds.

[frigid flicker]

/crime

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 1 second.

[frigid flicker]

/slut

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing 120 to resolve your burnt skin.

Reply #636270

[frigid flicker]

/crime

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of 690

Reply #636156

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a comedian and earn 57

Reply #29

[frigid flicker]

/work

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You take your cat for a walk and gain 67

Reply #636389

[pale lodge]

/crime

[silent gale]

.avengecc

Don't tell anybody what you just did. Here is 285.

Reply #636162

[pale lodge]

/work

[silent gale]

.avengecc

You work as an egg and earn 89

Reply #635973

[winged stream]

/work

[silent gale]

strelok05328

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found 63 on the floor.

Reply #636029

[winged stream]

/slut

[silent gale]

strelok05328

You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined 245

Reply #165

[frigid flicker]

/work

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You work as a dog food taster and earn 70

Reply #34

[frigid flicker]

/slut

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather 285 in total.

Reply #636069

[frigid flicker]

/crime

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You steal a police car and sell it on the black market for 482

Reply #636190

[frigid flicker]

/dep all

[frigid flicker]

/work

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got 68 for your efforts!

Reply #636053

[frigid flicker]

/slut

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You cannot be a slut for 29 minutes and 35 seconds.

[frigid flicker]

/crime

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You cannot commit a crime for 29 minutes and 36 seconds.

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got 61

Reply #204081

[fast urchin]

/crime

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay 418 for the damage.

Reply #636209

[fast urchin]

/slut

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you 364 for your services.

Reply #636297

[stone salmon]

/slut

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

You take it up the ass for 359

Reply #635945

[stone salmon]

/crime

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of 359

Reply #635867

[stone salmon]

/work

[silent gale]

dai_eisendrache

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned 78!

Reply #635987

[frigid flicker]

/work

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn 86

Reply #54

[frigid flicker]

/slut

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You found an extra 333 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

Reply #635997

[frigid flicker]

/crime

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You were caught in the act, and fined 623

Reply #636009

[frigid flicker]

/rob @winged stream

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You've been fined 370 for trying to rob a poor person.

[worldly crystal]

/work

[silent gale]

1.freak_master.1

Taxes collected! You have gained 91

Reply #636506

[cobalt tartan]

!work

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for 61.

Reply #636443

[worldly crystal]

/work

[silent gale]

1.freak_master.1

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for 72

Reply #636317

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you 61.

Reply #834680

[grave sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You work as a professional apologiser and earn 75

Reply #39

[grave sphinx]

/slut

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

Your pimp gives you an extra 220

Reply #636546

[winged stream]

/bal

/work

[silent gale]

strelok05328

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 74

Reply #36

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth 74.

Reply #636553

[frigid flicker]

/work

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You found 92 lying on the floor in General Chat!

Reply #636543

[frigid flicker]

/slut

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of 249.

Reply #636547

[worldly crystal]

/work

[silent gale]

1.freak_master.1

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid 66 for doing it

Reply #636462

[grave sphinx]

/rob @worldly crystal

[silent gale]

harry_1243.

You robbed 142 from 1.freak_master.1.

1.freak_master.1

You attempted to rob harry_1243., but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[worldly crystal]

/work

[silent gale]

1.freak_master.1

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn 60

Reply #69

[grave sphinx]

HA!

[worldly crystal]

💔

[frigid flicker]

/work

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You got cloned for science. You earned 70

Reply #635872

[frigid flicker]

/slut

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

An adult video site pays you 303 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

Reply #55469

[frigid flicker]

/crime

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a 326 fine!

Reply #636458

[daring mist]

/crime

[silent gale]

h1rvv

Find some weed and sell it for 549

Reply #635870

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn 82

Reply #54

[gray flame]

/work

[silent gale]

observerre

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 82

Reply #7083

[gray flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

observerre

You parked in a handicap spot without a permit and have been fined 300.

Reply #4910546

[gray flame]

/work

[silent gale]

observerre

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You gave yourself 70 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

Reply #636480

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

A drunk man pays you 97 to walk backwards.

Reply #55464

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of 68 off your new game.

Reply #55463

[frigid flicker]

/work

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 83

Reply #78

[frigid flicker]

/slut

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you 137!

Reply #635983

[frigid flicker]

/crime

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You assassinated an African drug lord for 524

Reply #635928

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn 59 for your team winning!

Reply #636319

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped 332

Reply #635904

[pine fable]

/work

[silent gale]

antagonized_

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of 57 😃

Reply #636401

[somber island]

/work

[silent gale]

reinisble

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you 77.

Reply #636509

[somber island]

/slut

[silent gale]

reinisble

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with 256.

Reply #636368

[winged stream]

/work

[silent gale]

strelok05328

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn 77

Reply #41

[winged stream]

: (

[pine fable]

/slut

[silent gale]

antagonized_

You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job 57

Reply #636075

[pine fable]

Yikes

/crime

[silent gale]

antagonized_

You steal a street performer's hat filled with money, making 601

Reply #4910487

[pine fable]

/rob @winged stream

[silent gale]

antagonized_

You attempted to rob strelok05328, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[pine fable]

👀👻

[winged stream]

I expected that

So I stored it

/work

[silent gale]

strelok05328

You cannot work for 47 seconds.

[winged stream]

/work

[silent gale]

strelok05328

You cannot work for 32 seconds.

[winged stream]

/work

[silent gale]

strelok05328

You cannot work for 15 seconds.

[winged stream]

Grrrrr

/work

[silent gale]

strelok05328

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 52 for helping them out.

Reply #636491

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you 99.

Reply #636377

[winged stream]

/work

[silent gale]

strelok05328

You worked as a businessman and earned 93

Reply #636360

[winged stream]

/work

[silent gale]

strelok05328

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 38 seconds.

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 86

Reply #78

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make 62 for your vivid imagination.

Reply #4910393

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You bake cupcakes and receive 93

Reply #636341

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid 59!

Reply #635874

[grand swan]

/work

[silent gale]

disco_japan

You work as a director of sand bags and earn 56

Reply #12

disco_japan

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[grand swan]

/rob laycrisps

[silent gale]

disco_japan

You attempted to rob laycrisps, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[grand swan]

/work

[silent gale]

disco_japan

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 9 seconds.

[twilit niche]

/rob @digital sandal

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You were caught attempting to rob _vanda., and have been fined 415.

[twilit niche]

I’ll try again later

/rob @digital sandal

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

[digital sandal]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You robbed 236 from perturbabe.

[digital sandal]

Haha

[twilit niche]

I’m in debt wtf

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid 87.

Reply #635917

[pine fable]

/work

[silent gale]

antagonized_

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 62

Reply #75

[pine fable]

/slut

[silent gale]

antagonized_

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay 62

Reply #176

[pine fable]

/crime

[silent gale]

antagonized_

You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you 0

Reply #636235

[pine fable]

/rob @red sundial

[silent gale]

antagonized_

You robbed 437 from bewxre.

[pine fable]

/dep all

[twilit niche]

/rob @digital sandal

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 23 minutes and 57 seconds.

[twilit niche]

I can’t wait bro

I wanna sleep

Let me sleep

/reset this shit

[pine fable]

/work

[silent gale]

antagonized_

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid 70.

Reply #636508

[pine fable]

/crime

[silent gale]

antagonized_

You cannot commit a crime for 24 minutes and 21 seconds.

[hollow sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

serenegunslinger

While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found 93!

Reply #636550

[twilit niche]

/rob @digital sandal

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You were caught attempting to rob _vanda., and have been fined 427.

[digital sandal]

LMFAO

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 10 minutes and 34 seconds.

[twilit niche]

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 65.

Reply #636058

[golden dome]

/work

[silent gale]

hecklerkaden

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 70

Reply #36

[golden dome]

/slut

[silent gale]

hecklerkaden

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 291 and a real sore hangover.

Reply #636262

[frigid flicker]

/work

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You host a fine wine tasting event and get 80

Reply #636087

[frigid flicker]

/slut

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You give excellent head and earn a solid 393.

Reply #636528

[pine fable]

/work

[silent gale]

antagonized_

You bought and sold items and profited 92

Reply #636437

[frigid flicker]

/crime

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined 578 and lost all your toilet paper.

Reply #834285

[pine fable]

/crime

[silent gale]

antagonized_

You steal 628 from your boss and didn't get caught.

Reply #636354

[pine fable]

/slut

[silent gale]

antagonized_

Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John 266

Reply #177

[frigid flicker]

Wtf

[pine fable]

/rob @frigid flicker

[silent gale]

antagonized_

You attempted to rob zhela_nny, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[frigid flicker]

dont rob me im just a poor guy ;w;

but lemme peek your pocket hehe

/rob @pine fable

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You've been fined 425 for trying to rob a poor person.

[pine fable]

LOL

[frigid flicker]

wtf mannnn😭

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as an eel ecologist and earn 81

Reply #55

[frigid flicker]

/work

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You work for a private military company, earning 61

Reply #636074

[frigid flicker]

/slut

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You cannot be a slut for 30 minutes.

[worldly crystal]

/work

[silent gale]

1.freak_master.1

You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you 56.

Reply #636258

[frigid flicker]

/work

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You walk dogs for 54.

Reply #636065

[frigid flicker]

/slut

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined 269

Reply #636037

[frigid flicker]

WHAT why i cant be bad guyyyyy

[frigid flicker]

/work

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you 62

Reply #636333

[frigid flicker]

/slut

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay 282 for violating the stay-at-home order.

Reply #834630

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded 89.

Reply #636060

[frigid flicker]

/work

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You work as a police officer and earn 94

Reply #66

[frigid flicker]

/slut

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 113!

Reply #636501

[frigid flicker]

/crime

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You steal 303 from your boss and didn't get caught.

Reply #636354

[winged stream]

/work

[silent gale]

strelok05328

You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for 75

Reply #636328

[winged stream]

/rob @golden dome

[silent gale]

strelok05328

You attempted to rob hecklerkaden, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[winged stream]

/rob @grand swan

[silent gale]

strelok05328

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

[frigid flicker]

/work

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You participate in a scientific study and earn 76 for your time and effort.

Reply #4910429

[frigid flicker]

/slut

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned 186.

Reply #55468

[frigid flicker]

/crime

[silent gale]

zhela_nny

You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back 573.

Reply #635950

[golden dome]

/rob Dav

[silent gale]

hecklerkaden

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - kibawhitewolflonelydespair
2 - peromothisis
3 - david1947
4 - _deivddd
5 - deiv0538
6 - dav6484
7 - zzdav
8 - 00danya
9 - strelok05328
10 - davalos_78

[golden dome]

/rob @winged stream

[silent gale]

Cancelled command.

hecklerkaden

You were caught attempting to rob strelok05328, and have been fined 461.

[golden dome]

/work

[silent gale]

hecklerkaden

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive 84

Reply #636351

[golden dome]

/slut

[silent gale]

hecklerkaden

You get paid 324 for crossdressing

Reply #635922

[worldly crystal]

/slut

[silent gale]

1.freak_master.1

You get paid 298 for crossdressing

Reply #635922

[grand swan]

/slut

[silent gale]

disco_japan

You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of 187.

Reply #636547

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of 77 anyway.

Reply #636409

[winged stream]

/work

[silent gale]

strelok05328

You work as a beefeater and earn 70

Reply #56

[merry spear]

/work

[silent gale]

beansxa

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn 60, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

Reply #636395

[merry spear]

/slut

[silent gale]

beansxa

Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost 273, have fun

Reply #635905

[merry spear]

..

/crime

[silent gale]

beansxa

You rob a squirrel of his nuts and pawn them for 339

Reply #636127

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make 59 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

Reply #4910405