Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
54 .
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Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
54 .
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
377!
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
285
/crime
You steal the Queen's crown and sell it on the black market for
422
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
79 when you got back home
/work
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85
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
50.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
67
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
72
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
349 for the night.
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
95
/crime
You rummage through a dumpster illegally and find
415!
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
74
/rob Halrirae
You cannot rob yourself!
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
66.
/work
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52
/work
You receive a check of
87 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
52.
/slut
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262
/crime halrirae
You were caught vandalising and were fined
221
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
82
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
74
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100
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 56 seconds.
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
75.
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
75.
/work
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68.
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
64.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 18 seconds.
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
86
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
51 .
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
73.
/work
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51
/work
/slut
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74!
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
116
/crime @chrome ravine
Local crime lords remember you still owe a debt to them. You are robbed at gunpoint and lose
167.
/work
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53
/work
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99
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 17 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
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74
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
78
/work
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92
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
371
/work
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85
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
157
Just take the
70 and go...
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
86 because we pity you.
You cannot work for 11 seconds.
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
82!
/work
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97
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
63 for your contributions !
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
372
/work
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/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
74
Any rp servers
/work
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90
/work
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88.
/work
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85
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
88 for your team winning!
/rob @low mantle
You robbed
70 from laycrisps.
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
91.
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
92
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
313 in order to keep quiet about it.
/work
You work as a professional bed tester and earn
53.
/crime
You rob a liquor store for
260
You steal a car and take it to the junkyard
292
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
76.
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
121 for your hard work.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
64
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
59 in your direction.
You decided to embrace your inner dark side, and promptly massacre an entire nation, netting you
502
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
190, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
93!
/work
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99
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
88
/work
You went to work and gained
66
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
60
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
58 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You serve the customers and receive
62
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
72.
/work
You work as the president and earn
73
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
50 to help fund the project!
/work
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66
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
94
/work
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70 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/rob @flint quest
You robbed
8,168 from ._.fri.
/dep all
/work
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99.
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
87.
/crime
You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back
320.
/slut
Your friend pays you
289 for you to worship her feet
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
66
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
96
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
60.
/work
You milk a cow for
98
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 19 minutes and 8 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 19 minutes and 14 seconds.
/work
You are paid
83 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
100!
/slut
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315
/crime
You steal
687 from your boss and didn't get caught.
/work
You found
53 on the floor.
/crime
You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined
313
/slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
264.
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
78.
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
96.
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
65.
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
98
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
100!
/work
You receive a check of
68 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/crime
You were caught dumping trash illegally and have been fined
537.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
300 to stop because that's weird.
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
51.
/work
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58
/slut
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361.
You were caught using your phone in a movie theatre and have been fined
419.
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
58
/rob Halrirae
You cannot rob yourself!
/work
You got featured and won
72
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
63
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
249
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
83
/crime
A woman gave you
461, for killing her husband!
/work
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70
/work
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57
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
94
You impersonate a police officer and steal confiscated drugs, selling them for
479
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
99
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 27 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
You work as a pet food taster and earn
91.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
215 for the night.
/work
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
85 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/rob Halrirae
You cannot rob yourself!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 17 minutes and 58 seconds.
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
57 for watching.
/bal
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
63
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
280!
/work
You take part in a medical research study and get paid
96 for your participation.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 42 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
96.
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
61 for your team winning!
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
313 in a baggie next to you.
/crime @silent gale
You steal candy from a baby and sell it for
265 on the black market.
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
70
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
78
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 27 seconds.
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
51
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @spare herald
You robbed
1,158 from tigerx2356.
/work
You repair the lights and receive
63
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 31 seconds.
/rob @grave sphinx
You robbed
700 from harry_1243..
That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
209 in hospital fees.
🤣🤣
AHA
Oopsie-
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
275.
ooft
🤣
/work
You do some work around the house for
77
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
86
/work
You were farming and earned
62
/rob @spare herald
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 43 minutes and 52 seconds.
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
319
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
68
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
68.
/crime
You were caught vandalising a car and have been fined
0.
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined
293
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
66
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
86!
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
96
/rob @neat python
You were caught attempting to rob rocky400, and have been fined
212.
You cannot rob yourself!
/rob @boreal pumice
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 43 minutes.
/rob @everyone
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
78.
/work
You receive a check of
62 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
88
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
89
/crime
You were fined
89 for slacking in school!
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
0.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
154 to get it repaired.
/crime
You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to
302
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
95
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
56
/crime
You trip on a banana on your getaway, and get busted for
256!
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
70.
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
79.
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
100 as in return!
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 23 seconds.
/crime
You've been asked to steal the last tiramisu from the kitchen, you got
629 for a job well done.
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
351!
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
80
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 11 minutes and 33 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 56 seconds.
/crime
You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined
283.
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
332.
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
96 .
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
86
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 4 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You work as an onion chopper and get paid
98 for chopping onions in a restaurant.
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
74 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
71
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 39 seconds.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
255 at you.
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
367... yikes
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
90
/crime
Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined
657
/collect
You have no role income to collect!
/bal
/work
You drive women to the store for
50
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
75
/work
You worked overtime for
93
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
93
/work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make
63 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
78
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
56.
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
78
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
84
/crime
You steal lamps for
520
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
65.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 43 seconds.
@limpid pawn
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
386
/work
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make
90.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
80
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
95
/dep all
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
64
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
62 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
95.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
76 for it.
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
84.
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
99
You break a window in New York for
312.
Yes
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
77
/crime
You break into a laboratory and steal a sample of a new virus, which you sell to a bioweapons organisation for
624.
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
216.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
97
/work
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50
/work
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82
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
64
/work
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn
63 for your participation.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
59
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
85
/slut
You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined
192 to get it cured.
A
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
59, it must be your lucky day!
/work
You found
95 on the floor.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
64
/work
You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid
94 for streaming it online.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 44 seconds.
You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.
/rob @fast urchin
You robbed
769 from windshear4cast.
/rob @floral olive
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 55 minutes.
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
164
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 8 seconds.
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
74 for your struggles.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 30 seconds.
/crime
You were caught urinating in public and have been fined
101.
/work
You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make
99 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
92
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 35 minutes and 57 seconds.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
98.
/rob @chrome ravine
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 29 minutes.

/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 9 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 32 seconds.
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
74.
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
231 from you as compensation.
/crime
You found
658 under your bus seat. Shhh! Don't tell anyone.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 22 minutes and 17 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 52 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 25 minutes and 45 seconds.
/rob @crisps
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
92.
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
264 in one night.
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
92
/crime
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for
468
/gamble
/work
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn
90 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
301 : D
/crime
You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with
573 worth of silver coins.
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
85
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
86
/work
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn
63 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
95
/work
You work as a professional bed tester and earn
64.
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
81
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
99 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
You cannot work for 1 second.
You suggest something good and get rewarded
70
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
69.
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
95
Snake milker??
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
71 in your direction.
/work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make
86 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
/work
You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid
51 to dust off dinosaur fossils.
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
299 for your solid work.
/crime
You tried to cheat at a casino and have been fined
288.
/work
You milk a cow for
63
/dep all
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
109, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
Oh 😟
/work
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
66 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/work
You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid
62 for sorting jelly beans by color.
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
135 and maybe chlamydia.
You've been fined
368 for trying to rob a poor person.
I have NOTHING
i see that now
Bros trying to take the clothes off my back 😞
/rob @cobalt tartan
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 56 minutes.
/work
You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid
82 for streaming it online.
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
183
/crime
You steal a pink McLaren and sell it to Kim Kardashian for
544
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
74
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
358 at you.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 18 seconds.
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
280 and a sore ass.
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
272 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make
73 from your gullible followers.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 10 seconds.
You were caught attempting to rob dai_eisendrache, and have been fined
609.
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
85
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 42 minutes and 46 seconds.

/work
You slept in a bed and found
89 under your pillow when you woke up
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 38 seconds.
/work
You work as an onion chopper and get paid
67 for chopping onions in a restaurant.
/crime
You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got
67 taken away from you!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 27 minutes and 9 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
93
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 20 seconds.
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
52 for helping them out.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
78! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
58
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
151
/rob @pearl geyser
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 24 minutes and 16 seconds.
/rob @golden dome
You've been fined
523 for trying to rob a poor person.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
93 for it!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
394 for the good time.
Yippee
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 41 seconds.
You were farming and earned
89
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 43 minutes and 32 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 13 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
63
You robbed
144 from dai_eisendrache.
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
312 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
69
/rob @golden dome
You robbed
128 from hecklerkaden.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
158.
/crime
You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a
6 fine!
/work
You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make
77 for your therapeutic skills.
/dep all
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
69
/work
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
66 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
You cannot be a slut for 34 minutes and 29 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 34 minutes and 26 seconds.
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
333!
/crime
You stole from the cookie jar and gave them to your friend for
301
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
81 I think...
/Work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
97
/crime
You attempted to rob the local bank and got caught by the police. You are fined
297
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 39 seconds.
/kill
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
100
/crime
You were caught shoplifting from a grocery store and have been fined
431.
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
281
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
77.
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
58
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
78
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
93.
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
83
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
85
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
55.
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
390 for your hard work.
/crime
You hacked your parent's bank account and made
480.
/work
You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make
96 for your unicorn whispering skills.
/slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
307
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
92
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
50
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
91
/work
You cannot work for 58 seconds.
/work
You milk a cow for
98
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
58
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
376!
/work
You battled and gained
76.
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
250.
/crime
The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate
44
/crime
You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined
549.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
341
/work
You got out of bed. Have
53
/crime
You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined
455!
That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
327 in hospital fees.
You work as a caterpillar walker and earn
90 for walking caterpillars on leaves.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 48 seconds.
Oh damn it
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
65
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
343
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
311, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
87
/crime
You were caught stealing flowers from a public garden and have been fined
257.
/slut
Your friend pays you
336 for you to worship her feet
Thanks
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
88.
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
397 for your hard work.
hell yeah
/crime
The police randomly stop you and fine you
258
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
377
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
98
You got featured and won
63
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 41 minutes and 46 seconds.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 35 seconds.
Alright.
/crime
You steal a street performer's hat filled with money, making
304
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
91.
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
51
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
256
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
98
/crime
You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined
290.
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
61
/work i
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 55 seconds.
/crime
A box wobbles & falls from a delivery vehicle, landing right in front of you. Inside you find high-quality cigars. These are worth
683
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
289
/steal
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
65 for the hard work
/crime
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
378 to dodge death.
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
186
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
65
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
84
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
66
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 3 seconds.
/work
You walk dogs for
55.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
88
/work
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid
55 for moving traffic cones on the road.
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
95
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
63.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 23 seconds.
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
87
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
57
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
246.
/crime
You break into a movie theatre and steal all the popcorn, which you sell to a group of hungry college students for
569.
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
51
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
136.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 41 seconds.
/rob @dull tinsel
You attempted to rob hfer8028, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
aw man
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
298!
You work as a bread scientist and earn
98
/crime
You robbed your sister's cookie jar and managed to sell the cookies for
413
/work
You work as a professional bed tester and earn
80.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
59 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
66 anyway.
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
360
/rob @cobalt tartan
You were caught attempting to rob halrirae, and have been fined
390.
/crime
While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined
0
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
69
/slut
You get paid
246 for crossdressing
/crime
You successfully take furniture from the furniture store and sell it online for
387!
You were caught attempting to rob halrirae, and have been fined
601.
gee whiz
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
326
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
94 from your peers.
/crime
You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined
391.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @pearl geyser
You attempted to rob mrusernamee, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @sweet hatch
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
You cannot commit a crime for 52 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
73
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
50 strewn about between the seats!
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
50 fine!
/rob @covert walrus
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 56 minutes and 39 seconds.
I want your fly
/work
You milk a cow for
53
/work
You cannot work for 21 seconds.
/work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth
95.
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
57.
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
164.
/work
You milk a cow for
54
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 57 seconds.
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
93. Good job!
/with all
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
54
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 20 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 39 seconds.
/work