You sell naked photos of yourself online for
361.
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You sell naked photos of yourself online for
361.
/crime
You were caught using your phone in a movie theatre and have been fined
656.
shit
/rob @restive sigil
You attempted to rob noe28048882, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Lol
I'm 656 dollars in debt
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
68!
/crime
You impersonate a police officer and steal confiscated drugs, selling them for
377
/slut
You found an extra
154 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid
61 for moving traffic cones on the road.
/crime
You were caught driving under the influence of alcohol and have been fined
391.
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
375 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
81
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
329
/rob @sullen ore
You attempted to rob yy_zh, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make
58 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.
/work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
85
/work
You cannot work for 19 seconds.
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
100
/work
You drive women to the store for
81
/slut
You earn
288 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
79
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 42 minutes and 56 seconds.
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
79.
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
120 to your Patreon
/crime
A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is
76
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
96 from donations
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
52
/crime
You were caught cheating on a test and have been fined
252.
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
101
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
351.
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
267
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
191.
/crime
You steal your neighbour's garden gnome and sell it on eBay for
344
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
67.
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
90 for your efforts!
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
389.
/crime
You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of
565!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 5 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 49 seconds.
/crime
You were caught skipping school and have been fined
207.
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
57
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
51
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
270.
/crime
You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined
584!
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
56
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
337
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
78.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
72
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
376 to your Patreon!
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
89
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
80
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
60
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
53 in profits
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
65
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
91
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
357
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
90
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
70. Good job!
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 23 seconds.
/crime
You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost
127
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make
53.
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
98
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
192.
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
100
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
168 fine!
Shit
/work
You got featured and won
62
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
262!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make
55 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
151.
/crime
You hacked into the bank and received
428 and an invitation to Anonymous
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
99
/work
You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid
71 for streaming it online.
/crime
You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined
271
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 24 seconds.
/home
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
59
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
323 to fix your leg
¯_(ツ)_/¯
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
276
You clean off the counters and get paid
69
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
77.
/crime
You rob a drug dealer and gain
513
Yes sir
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
294.
/work
You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make
69 for your skills in temporal navigation.
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
58
/crime
You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined
302.
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
91
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
301 from the client
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 49 seconds.
/rob @limpid ermine
You attempted to rob mitch_2013, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
50
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
69.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
56
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
398!
You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay
328 in hospital expenses...
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
257
You have worked in the prison gardens for
57
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 31 seconds.
/crime
While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost
514.
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
99.
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
69
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
122 for the good time.
he what
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
62.
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
347.
/crime
Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined
115
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
82
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
149
Huh
/work
You clean the chimney and find
89.
/dep all
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
367 and a real sore hangover.
/crime
You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined
473!
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
53!
/crime
You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost
657
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
246
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
55
/crime
During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing
255 when you wake up.
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
0.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 3 seconds.
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
280.
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
68 for helping them out.
/crime
You hacked your parent's bank account and made
672.
/work
You become a game developer and raised
51 for charity.
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
302
/crime
You decided to embrace your inner dark side, and promptly massacre an entire nation, netting you
451
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
172 fine!
Wtf
/work
You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make
78 for your dedication to laziness.
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
91 on the floor.
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
112 from the men.
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
50
/bal
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
65!
/rob @weak marsh
You attempted to rob flyonese_, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @kindred egret
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work 2hour
You found
92 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
83
/slut
You found an extra
313 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 12 seconds.
Work limit is ten minutes
Slut and crime is an hour limit
Ok
So /crime /slut is your options
You whip it out and manage to rake in
353
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
337 to fix your leg
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
57
/crime
You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole
548 from you!
/crime
The police randomly stop you and fine you
200
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
290.
ezzz
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
57 off of donations.
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
387
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
96
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
201 from you.
oh great
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
71 in your direction.
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
58
/work
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make
58.
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
236
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
153!
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 41 seconds.
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
68
/crime
You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined
115
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
297.
/crime
You were caught dumping trash illegally and have been fined
167.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
61
/rob @chrome ravine
You were caught attempting to rob a_shadowy_friend_2, and have been fined
61.
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
60
/work
You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning
87 as a reward.
/work
You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning
94 as a reward.
/crime
You vandalised a public park and have been fined
200.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
87
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/rob @chrome ravine
You attempted to rob a_shadowy_friend_2, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @kindred egret
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
61
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
87!
Your friend pays you
290 for you to worship her feet
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
59 on the way back home!
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
69.
/crime
You murdered your old CEO and found
679 in his jacket!
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
83
/work
You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make
89 for your dedication to laziness.
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
62 for the hard work
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
57!
/work
You serve the customers and receive
82
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
341.
/crime
You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined
621
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 27 seconds.
/rob @low mantle
You attempted to rob laycrisps, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
96
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
50
/rob @boreal lark
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 19 minutes.
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
297
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
93
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
82
/work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
71 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
92 out of pity.
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
86 for your services.
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
287
/crime
Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you
363
/crime
You access the point log and clear everything, gaining
535
/work
You battled and gained
90.
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
81 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
66.
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
98
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
69
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
20
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
261
/work
You are paid
91 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/crime
You are fined
91 for jaywalking
Bruh
/crime
You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is
281.
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
78
/work
You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid
73 to dust off dinosaur fossils.
/work
You went to work and gained
83
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
86
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
92
/work
You gave yourself
56 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
my plan, that's what it is
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You work as a fake bus passenger and earn
93 for filling up empty seats on the bus.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
91.
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
86 .
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
78
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
58.
You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them
480 in damages.
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
318 for having your junk out.
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
56
/work
You work as an egg and earn
84
/work
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid
59 for moving traffic cones on the road.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
74
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 29 seconds.
/slut
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
271.
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
51.
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
99 on the floor.
You were fined
312 for slacking in school!
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
230 in total.
/crime
You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined
583.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
90.
/work
You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make
72.
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
100
/dep 200
/work
You got featured and won
72
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
88
/work
You work as a fake bus passenger and earn
79 for filling up empty seats on the bus.
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
150.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 17 seconds.
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
214
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
52
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
54 for helping them out.
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
78!
/work
You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make
82 for your dedication to laziness.
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
73
/work
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make
85 for your bravery and heroism.
/crime
You break into a bakery and steal all the bread, selling it to a group of pigeons for
283
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
53
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
70
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
192!
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
100.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
72
/work
You went to work and gained
73
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
252 in order to keep quiet about it.
/crime
You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you
412.
In debt again 🤦♂️
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
55.
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
61
/crime
You broke into the Warden's office and stole his chair. You managed to sell it for
544.
/slut
You earn
213 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/roulette
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
86
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
134 for your hard work.
/crime
You hacked into the bank and received
633 and an invitation to Anonymous
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
94
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
365
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 18 seconds.
/work
You become a game developer and raised
63 for charity.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 49 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid
95 to dust off dinosaur fossils.
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
376 for your hard work.
Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay
610 in legal fees trying to clear your name
/work
You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn
82.
/work
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make
64.
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
98
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
63
/work
You develop games and earn
98.
What all you doing
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
196 from you as compensation.
/crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was
566
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
57
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
91!
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
309.
/crime
Those weren't girl scout cookies, but hey you got
502
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 19 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 12 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 15 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You went to work and gained
64
You cannot be a slut for 46 minutes and 57 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @hard saddle
You cannot rob yourself!
You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.
You worked as a businessman and earned
95
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 26 seconds.
You cannot work for 1 minute and 50 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 16 seconds.
You find
99 randomly lying in the gutter
/bal
/slut
An adult video site pays you
290 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
81
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
75
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
372!
/work
You do some work around the house for
53
/slut
That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
112 in hospital fees.
You attempted to rob serenegunslinger, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined
527
Ah shit
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
88.
niceee
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
113 for disturbing the public peace.
/crime
You got caught spray painting graffiti on a public building and have been fined
597.
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
66!
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
90
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
302
/crime
You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined
647
You've been fined
287 for trying to rob a poor person.
😭
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
82
/slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
349 to get it repaired.
Dammit
/rob @void tiger
You've been fined
23 for trying to rob a poor person.
dadgumit
You work as a child birth educator and earn
57
/rob @void tiger
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 55 minutes.
whyyyyyy 😭🙏
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
55
/work
You cannot work for 21 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 4 seconds.
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
77 in your direction.
/crime
Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined
0
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
333 to stop because that's weird.
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
66, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/rob @cobalt tartan
You were caught attempting to rob halrirae, and have been fined
399.
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
72 for all your items.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
90
You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 23 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 16 minutes and 8 seconds.
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
55
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
255.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 30 seconds.
Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined
0
/balance
You clean off the chairs and get paid
72
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
270 from the client
/crime
You parked in a handicap spot without a permit and have been fined
441.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
55.
nice
/rob @hard saddle
You were caught attempting to rob rdr2_j1mmilton, and have been fined
289.
/crime
You kidnap a citizen and take them hostage for
271
You whip it out and manage to rake in
218
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
65
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
53
/work
You work as a model and earn
54
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
61 from your peers.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @pastel canopy
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 13 minutes.
/crime
You manage to slip some gemstones into your pockets when the store owner isn't looking, selling them later for
689.
/work
You battled and gained
82.
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
88
/balance
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
83
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
209.
/crime
You were hired by a hitman to murder Flanders, you had to throw out your white shirt but you managed to rack up
399
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
71
/work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
51 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
/crime
You were caught using a stolen credit card to buy things online and have been fined
51.
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
255 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/rob @hard saddle
You cannot rob yourself!
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
78 for your team winning!
/rob Halrirae
You cannot rob yourself!
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
58 stashed inside one of them.
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
222 to restock.
/crime
You have been fined
91 because you ate during work hours.
/bot
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
96
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
249
/crime
Your friend said that you couldn't steal the Mona Lisa, so to prove them wrong you stole the Mona Lisa and sold it for
272
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
53. Good job!
/crime
You were caught shoplifting from a grocery store and have been fined
543.
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
69.
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
229.
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
166
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
66
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
93
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
63.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
51
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
67.
/crime
You hack into a dating app and blackmail users for
698
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
110 from you as compensation.
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
99
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
53
/slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
26.
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
66
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
204.
/rob <Halrirae>
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You stole a package from your neighbour and sold it on the deep web for
617
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 10 seconds.
/gamble
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
73!
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
51!
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
267 from the client
/gamble
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
72.
/work
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make
82 for your bravery and heroism.
/work
You serve the customers and receive
81
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
72
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
318 in donations!
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
118
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
73. Good job.
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
64!
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
75.
/work
You cannot work for 21 seconds.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
67
/rob @cobalt tartan
You were caught attempting to rob halrirae, and have been fined
160.
/rob @worn flax
You've been fined
503 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
87.
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
225 on medical bills.
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn
50.
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
305
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 15 seconds.
/rob @fathom hill
You attempted to rob vakaris7634, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @silent gale
You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.
/rob @noble bolt
You cannot rob yourself!
/rob @everyone
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
291... yikes
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
72
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
82
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
51
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
89
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
76.
/rob @fathom hill
You attempted to rob vakaris7634, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
84.
/work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth
93.
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
208
/crime
You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost
406
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
71
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
71!
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
81 for the hard work
/work
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make
63.
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
62
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
81
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
83
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
150 for the night.
/work
You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning
77 as a reward.
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
69.
/work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
85 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
/WORK
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
75
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
324
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
74
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 30 minutes and 8 seconds.
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
312.
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
62!
/work
You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid
75 for sorting jelly beans by color.
I'm productive
/crime
You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost
0
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
173
/work
You got featured and won
81
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
63.
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
68 .
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
53 after the pizzeria closes down.
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
53
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
94, as it was originally their job
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
206.
/work