back-room

[silent gale]

laycrisps

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 91 for helping them out.

Reply #636491

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You found 96 on the floor.

Reply #636294

[icy berry]

/work

[silent gale]

undead_pandea

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn 60

Reply #32

[icy berry]

/crime

[silent gale]

undead_pandea

You walk down the street and find someone beating up an old man...so you decided to join in on the fun and get 572 from the man's wallet.

Reply #636415

[rough merlin]

/work

[silent gale]

fulger10

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn 50

Reply #636438

[rough merlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

fulger10

You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a 332 fine!

Reply #636458

[rough merlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

fulger10

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn 367

Reply #635949

[ruby void]

/work

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn 74

Reply #35

[ruby void]

/crime

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

You robbed a grocery store and got 562

Reply #636185

[ruby void]

/slut

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather 327 in total.

Reply #636069

[frosty shale]

/work

[silent gale]

0rientt

You work as a help desk technician and earn 64

Reply #3

[frosty shale]

/slut

[silent gale]

0rientt

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in 352

Reply #80

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you 90.

Reply #636377

[worn flax]

/work

[silent gale]

marko075882

You clean off the tables and get paid 94

Reply #636359

[worn flax]

/crime

[silent gale]

marko075882

You jump the old lady walking down the street. She had 689 on her.

Reply #636020

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for 80

Reply #838228

[chrome ravine]

/crime

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You rob the Goodsprings General Store and come out with 344

Reply #636467

[worn flax]

/crime

[chrome ravine]

/slut

[silent gale]

marko075882

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 48 seconds.

a_shadowy_friend_2

You suck some toes and earn 206

Reply #636551

[worn flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

marko075882

You become a pimp and earn 260!

Reply #636344

[chrome ravine]

@worn flax better deposit ya money into #bar

Some of us are robbers

[worn flax]

You guys got that

[chrome ravine]

And I aint one of them

[worn flax]

Ok

[chrome ravine]

Don't know how to deposit?

Or you just lazy?

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned 81. The students loved you!

Reply #636280

[rare linden]

/slut

[silent gale]

thebusdriver765

Your friend pays you 325 for you to worship her feet

Reply #636061

[rare linden]

/slut

[silent gale]

thebusdriver765

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.

[rare linden]

/work

[silent gale]

thebusdriver765

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of 91 off your new game.

Reply #55463

[rare linden]

/work

/work

[silent gale]

thebusdriver765

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 45 seconds.

[rare linden]

/crime

[silent gale]

thebusdriver765

You raided the enemy tribe and got 267

Reply #636148

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You work as a director of sand bags and earn 67

Reply #12

[chrome ravine]

/rob @rare linden

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You were caught attempting to rob thebusdriver765, and have been fined 632.

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 6 seconds.

[chrome ravine]

/crime

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 53 seconds.

[chrome ravine]

/slut

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 52 seconds.

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you 62.

Reply #636282

[chrome ravine]

/crime

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You cannot commit a crime for 26 seconds.

[chrome ravine]

/slut

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You cannot be a slut for 26 seconds.

[chrome ravine]

/crime

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You cannot commit a crime for 1 second.

[chrome ravine]

/slut

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You cannot be a slut for 1 second.

[chrome ravine]

/crime

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined 666 for offending the soccer mom.

Reply #834632

[chrome ravine]

/slut

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You give excellent head and earn a solid 322.

Reply #636528

[rare linden]

Is there a /leaderbourd

Board

[chrome ravine]

#bar

[rare linden]

Ok

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned 83.

Reply #636429

[rose shale]

/work

[silent gale]

loupik_

You work as a taxi driver and earn 69

Reply #636045

[rose shale]

/work

[silent gale]

loupik_

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.

[rose shale]

/dep all

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved 77!

Reply #636278

[frosty shale]

/work

[silent gale]

0rientt

You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for 83

Reply #636328

[frosty shale]

/slut

[silent gale]

0rientt

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you 272 for your services.

Reply #636297

[tranquil burrow]

/work

[silent gale]

roxas401

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for 94.

Reply #636443

[tranquil burrow]

/crime

[silent gale]

roxas401

The police randomly stop you and fine you 343

Reply #636164

[tranquil burrow]

/slut

[silent gale]

roxas401

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 366 in order to keep quiet about it.

Reply #636040

[tranquil burrow]

/bal

[spring basalt]

/rob @tranquil burrow

[silent gale]

xthebadmenschx

You attempted to rob roxas401, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[spring basalt]

/rob @frosty shale

[silent gale]

xthebadmenschx

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

[spring basalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

xthebadmenschx

You plagiarised a school project and have been given a 200 fine.

Reply #4910542

[frosty shale]

🥺

/slut

[silent gale]

0rientt

You earn 255 for giving some succ (the good kind)

Reply #635878

[frosty shale]

/dep all

[spring basalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

xthebadmenschx

You flashed your tits while streaming and received 115 in donations!

Reply #636030

[frosty shale]

/work

[silent gale]

0rientt

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn 66 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

Reply #4910411

[frosty shale]

/slut

[silent gale]

0rientt

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him 316.

Reply #635908

[frosty shale]

/dep all

[worn flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

marko075882

You are weirdly good with your hands, have 327

Reply #636555

[worn flax]

/crime

[silent gale]

marko075882

You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a 658 fine!

Reply #635994

[worn flax]

/work

[silent gale]

marko075882

You dig around in your yard and gain 93

Reply #636382

[worn flax]

/dep all

#bar

Eh I give up

[hardy heron]

/work

[silent gale]

thev1blu3s

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you 87 when you got back home

Reply #636513

[frosty night]

/work

[silent gale]

zombiemonks

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make 54 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

Reply #4910403

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a starving college student, you found 56 on the ground.

Reply #636396

[frosty night]

/work

[silent gale]

zombiemonks

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found 53

Reply #636554

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 19 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 36 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 9 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You fail at work, but your boss pays you 90 out of pity.

Reply #636290

[fast urchin]

/crime

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You dress up as a mascot and steal the team's championship trophy, which you sell to a sports memorabilia collector for 672.

Reply #4910518

[frosty night]

/work

[silent gale]

zombiemonks

You cannot work for 1 second.

[frosty night]

the heck

/work

[silent gale]

zombiemonks

You work as an onion chopper and get paid 75 for chopping onions in a restaurant.

Reply #4910413

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 4 minutes and 22 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid 77 for sorting jelly beans by color.

Reply #4910414

[frosty night]

/work

[silent gale]

zombiemonks

You cannot work for 18 seconds.

[frosty night]

/work

[silent gale]

zombiemonks

You cannot work for 1 second.

[frosty night]

/work

/work

[silent gale]

zombiemonks

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money 75

Reply #636431

[frosty night]

/crime

[silent gale]

zombiemonks

You were caught poaching endangered wildlife and have been fined 479.

Reply #4910553

[frosty night]

/work

[silent gale]

zombiemonks

You work as a personal shopper and earn 54

Reply #52

[frosty night]

/work

[silent gale]

zombiemonks

You work as a parkour specialist and earn 54

Reply #9

[hollow lava]

/work

[silent gale]

elijah.5435

You found 82 on the floor.

Reply #636294

[final rampart]

/work

[silent gale]

anastynie

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make 96 for your expertise in unicorn management.

Reply #4910398

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn 81.

Reply #636082

[final rampart]

/WORK

[silent gale]

anastynie

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid 96.

Reply #636508

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as a bread scientist and earn 80

Reply #27

[spring igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

nicsxlx

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn 95

Reply #45

[tranquil burrow]

/work

[silent gale]

roxas401

You suggest something good and get rewarded 85

Reply #636552

[tranquil burrow]

/crime

[silent gale]

roxas401

You steal change from the homeless. You got 339

Reply #636051

[tranquil burrow]

/slut

[silent gale]

roxas401

While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was 203, this sort of thing can never be fixed.

Reply #636366

[tranquil burrow]

/bal

[tranquil burrow]

/bal

[hollow lava]

/work

[silent gale]

elijah.5435

You work as crisis actor and earn 100.

Reply #636433

[tribal flint]

/work

[silent gale]

gameraustin08.

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in 74

Reply #636021

[abstract canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

slyzxn

You work as a director of sand bags and earn 61

Reply #12

slyzxn

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You make a living selling weed for 76 a day

Reply #635943

[round dew]

/work

[silent gale]

zen_pomelo_987

You bought and sold items and profited 89

Reply #636437

[round dew]

/crime

[silent gale]

zen_pomelo_987

You are paid 643 to hit yourself.

Reply #636173

[round dew]

/slut

[silent gale]

zen_pomelo_987

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you 127.

Reply #635910

[narrow surge]

/work

[silent gale]

srubcho

You sell your crab for 50, you monster

Reply #635944

[narrow surge]

Me no monster

Me chiken

[novel pond]

/crime

[silent gale]

toptescos

You break into a jewellery store and steal a diamond, selling it to a pawn shop for 375

Reply #4910481

[novel pond]

/slut

[silent gale]

toptescos

You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you 318.

Reply #636367

[novel pond]

/work

[silent gale]

toptescos

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you 80.

Reply #636509

[novel pond]

/bal

[novel pond]

/crime

[silent gale]

toptescos

You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined 301

Reply #170

[novel pond]

/work

[silent gale]

toptescos

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 78

Reply #19

[novel pond]

/slut

[silent gale]

toptescos

You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed 114.

Reply #636063

[worn flax]

/work

[silent gale]

marko075882

You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed 51.

Reply #636078

[worn flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

marko075882

You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you 253.

Reply #636404

[worn flax]

/crime

[silent gale]

marko075882

You help an old lady cross the road, 533 falls out of her purse and you take it!

Reply #636326

[novel pond]

/work

[silent gale]

toptescos

You work as a taxi driver and earn 58

Reply #636045

[novel pond]

/slut

[silent gale]

toptescos

Your friend pays you 267 for you to worship her feet

Reply #636061

[novel pond]

/crime

[silent gale]

toptescos

After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for 252.

Reply #636022

[final rampart]

/work

[silent gale]

anastynie

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 98

Reply #37

[final rampart]

/crime

[silent gale]

anastynie

You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost 643

Reply #636376

[final rampart]

bro

/bal

[silent gale]

snipezzzzz._82377

You get a commission request, the payment is 54.

Reply #636379

snipezzzzz._82377

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.

snipezzzzz._82377

You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent 184 on medical bills.

Reply #636085

snipezzzzz._82377

You steal someone's Halloween candy and give your friend half of it. He pays you 636

Reply #636245

snipezzzzz._82377

You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 22 seconds.

snipezzzzz._82377

You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 24 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You sell V-bucks and make 93!

Reply #636520

[pale torrent]

/work

[silent gale]

cowboy_dev2023

You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make 69 for your therapeutic skills.

Reply #4910396

[pale torrent]

/bal

[frosty night]

/work

[silent gale]

zombiemonks

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and 68.

Reply #636411

[frosty night]

/crime

[silent gale]

zombiemonks

A stranger walks up to you and you decide to steal their clothes, you some how did it and got away with an outfit valued at 673.

Reply #55466

[frosty night]

/work

[silent gale]

zombiemonks

You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made 52

Reply #636373

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You eat bananas for a living and get 75

Reply #636535

[silent gale]

snipezzzzz._82377

You work as a bread scientist and earn 71

Reply #27

snipezzzzz._82377

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

snipezzzzz._82377

You become a pimp and earn 335!

Reply #636344

snipezzzzz._82377

You break into a university's research facility and steal a prototype robot, which you sell to a tech company for 316.

Reply #4910524

[worn flax]

/work

[silent gale]

marko075882

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned 86

Reply #838252

[worn flax]

/crime

[silent gale]

marko075882

You held a bus hostage and got paid 334

Reply #635972

[worn flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

marko075882

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you 215!

Reply #635920

[fast urchin]

/slut

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You fucked a traffic cone and found 212 inside it

Reply #636329

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned 64!

Reply #636047

[dreamy laurel]

/work

[silent gale]

notthatgreat

You work as the head of potatoes and earn 80

Reply #13

[dreamy laurel]

/slut

[silent gale]

notthatgreat

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you 259 to stop because that's weird.

Reply #636350

[dreamy laurel]

/crime

[silent gale]

notthatgreat

You were caught shoplifting from a grocery store and have been fined 558.

Reply #4910534

[dreamy laurel]

/bal

/work

[silent gale]

notthatgreat

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 29 seconds.

[worn flax]

/bal

[dreamy laurel]

/work

[silent gale]

notthatgreat

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned 91. Good job!

Reply #636279

[dreamy laurel]

/slut

[worn flax]

/dep all

[silent gale]

notthatgreat

You cannot be a slut for 18 minutes and 6 seconds.

[dreamy laurel]

/crime

[silent gale]

notthatgreat

You cannot commit a crime for 17 minutes and 59 seconds.

[worn flax]

/rob

[silent gale]

marko075882

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[worn flax]

/rob@dreamy laurel

/rob @dreamy laurel

Damn

[dreamy laurel]

That ain’t gon work

[worn flax]

Your lucky I have no idea how this works

/rob @dreamy laurel

[silent gale]

marko075882

You attempted to rob notthatgreat, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[dreamy laurel]

I’m broke

[worn flax]

Oh I get it now

W

[dreamy laurel]

lol

[worn flax]

/rob @fast urchin

[silent gale]

marko075882

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

[worn flax]

Damn

[dreamy laurel]

/work

[silent gale]

notthatgreat

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make 79 off of donations.

Reply #6953

[dreamy laurel]

/slut

[silent gale]

notthatgreat

You licked SpongeBob's feet for 205!

Reply #834979

[worn flax]

Your lucky

So lucky

[dreamy laurel]

/crime

[silent gale]

notthatgreat

You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you 382 in payment for a cleaner.

Reply #636387

[dreamy laurel]

Crap

Crime never pays

[worn flax]

🤣😂

[hollow lava]

/work

[silent gale]

elijah.5435

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you 86 for a good job.

Reply #636490

[vague ruin]

Guys I have commands

[frosty shale]

/work

[silent gale]

0rientt

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn 71

Reply #635864

[frosty shale]

/slut

[silent gale]

0rientt

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have 263

Reply #1441157

[frosty shale]

Huh

Odd

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn 76

Reply #21

[novel pond]

/work

[silent gale]

toptescos

You went to work and gained 100

Reply #636510

[novel pond]

/crimw

/crime

[silent gale]

toptescos

The "Don't Step on the Grass" sign in the park was taunting you, so you pranced all over the grassy fields before picking the pocket of the nearby patrolling traffic officer, you were able to nab 568 from their pockets.

Reply #635968

[abstract canyon]

/crime

[silent gale]

slyzxn

You were caught vaping in the bathroom and have been given a 367 fine.

Reply #636434

[abstract canyon]

/crime

[silent gale]

slyzxn

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.

[abstract canyon]

/work

[silent gale]

slyzxn

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you 54.

Reply #636509

[novel pond]

/slut

[silent gale]

toptescos

You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to 118.

Reply #636479

[abstract canyon]

/rob

[silent gale]

slyzxn

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[abstract canyon]

/slut

[silent gale]

slyzxn

Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in 218

Reply #81

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn 56

Reply #636034

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You participate in a scientific study and earn 51 for your time and effort.

Reply #4910429

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You work as a snake milker and earn 52

Reply #30

[chrome ravine]

/crime

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You rob another server for 502

Reply #636119

[polar pelican]

/slut

[silent gale]

thegreasergamer

You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took 203 from you.

Reply #636525

[polar pelican]

/work

[silent gale]

thegreasergamer

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 17 seconds.

[polar pelican]

/rob @chrome ravine

[silent gale]

thegreasergamer

You attempted to rob a_shadowy_friend_2, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[chrome ravine]

I always deps all if I win

[swift lintel]

/work

[silent gale]

josnil08

You take part in a medical research study and get paid 98 for your participation.

Reply #4910436

[novel pond]

/work

[silent gale]

toptescos

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you 74 .

Reply #636084

[novel pond]

/crime

[silent gale]

toptescos

You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was 365

Reply #636464

[novel pond]

/slut

[silent gale]

toptescos

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 374

Reply #635907

[novel pond]

/slut

[silent gale]

toptescos

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.

[worn flax]

/rob @novel pond

[silent gale]

marko075882

You were caught attempting to rob toptescos, and have been fined 450.

[worn flax]

Lol

[worn flax]

/rob @novel pond

[silent gale]

marko075882

You were caught attempting to rob toptescos, and have been fined 344.

[worn flax]

Lol

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 58

Reply #17

[chrome ravine]

/crime

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube that gets a lot of hits, 348 arrives in the mail the next day.

Reply #636447

[novel pond]

/work

[silent gale]

toptescos

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 88

Reply #636374

[novel pond]

/crime

[silent gale]

toptescos

You broke into a museum to steal a valuable artefact, but got caught and have been fined 394.

Reply #4910535

[worn flax]

/rob @novel pond

[silent gale]

marko075882

You've been fined 517 for trying to rob a poor person.

[worn flax]

Aww

[novel pond]

/rob @worn flax

[silent gale]

toptescos

You attempted to rob marko075882, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[novel pond]

Poor guy

[worn flax]

/bal

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a head receiver and earn 90

Reply #22

[sweet mica]

/rob @lost ridge

[silent gale]

camocamden1729

You were caught attempting to rob hippie4321, and have been fined 235.

[sweet mica]

/rob @void tiger

[silent gale]

camocamden1729

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work all day at the factory 68

Reply #636549

[worn flax]

/rob @sweet mica

[silent gale]

marko075882

You've been fined 315 for trying to rob a poor person.

[worn flax]

/work

[silent gale]

marko075882

You fail at work, but your boss pays you 100 out of pity.

Reply #636290

[worn flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

marko075882

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you 304 for the night.

Reply #636471

[worn flax]

/crime

[silent gale]

marko075882

You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is 390.

Reply #636225

[void tiger]

/work

[silent gale]

roguespartan4

You worked for the Police and earned 91

Reply #636538

[void tiger]

/ work

[silent gale]

roguespartan4

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 19 seconds.

[void tiger]

/ crime

[silent gale]

roguespartan4

You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty 318 fine

Reply #636215

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 69

Reply #78

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as the namer of clouds and earn 85

Reply #8

[wary jetty]

/work

[silent gale]

rays.shadow

You worked for the Police and earned 56

Reply #636538

[wary jetty]

/crime

[silent gale]

rays.shadow

You sneak into a dog show and steal a prize-winning poodle, selling it to a breeder for 511

Reply #4910485

[wary jetty]

/slut

[silent gale]

rays.shadow

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you 341

Reply #635974

[hallow jungle]

/work

[silent gale]

aplee777x_77692

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn 77.

Reply #636451

aplee777x_77692

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

[hallow jungle]

/slut

[silent gale]

aplee777x_77692

Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged 318 for their medical fees.

Reply #635970

[hallow jungle]

/crime

[silent gale]

aplee777x_77692

You steal your neighbours cat and sell it for 489

Reply #636176

[hallow jungle]

/work

[silent gale]

aplee777x_77692

You cannot work for 4 minutes and 10 seconds.

[hallow jungle]

/work

[silent gale]

aplee777x_77692

You worked hard at Burger King and earned 76

Reply #636534

[hallow jungle]

/crime

[silent gale]

aplee777x_77692

You cannot commit a crime for 6 minutes and 12 seconds.

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

laycrisps

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 78.

Reply #636058

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned 95.

Reply #636086

[mighty shuttle]

/crime

[silent gale]

fiiaasko

You steal someone's Halloween candy and give your friend half of it. He pays you 363

Reply #636245

[mighty shuttle]

/work

[silent gale]

fiiaasko

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 76

Reply #36

[mighty shuttle]

/slut

[silent gale]

fiiaasko

Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined 362.

Reply #635909

[mighty shuttle]

/bal

[sweet mica]

/rob @lost ridge

[silent gale]

camocamden1729

You robbed 27 from hippie4321.

[sweet mica]

haha nerd

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You make a living selling weed for 63 a day

Reply #635943

[cobalt wadi]

/slut

[silent gale]

iloveikeahotdogs

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you 105

Reply #636500

[cobalt wadi]

//work

/work

[silent gale]

iloveikeahotdogs

You find 85 randomly lying in the gutter

Reply #635890

[cobalt wadi]

/slut

[silent gale]

iloveikeahotdogs

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 38 seconds.

[cobalt wadi]

FUCK

/crime

[silent gale]

iloveikeahotdogs

You hack into a social media account and post embarrassing content, demanding 487 to remove it

Reply #4910473

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You develop games and earn 79.

Reply #636067

[frosty shale]

/work

[silent gale]

0rientt

You work for a private military company, earning 64

Reply #636074

[frosty shale]

/slut

[silent gale]

0rientt

You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a 198 fine!

Reply #635892

[barren harbor]

/crime

[silent gale]

homie3866

You were caught dumping trash illegally and have been fined 226.

Reply #4910550

[barren harbor]

/crime

[silent gale]

homie3866

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.

[barren harbor]

/work

[silent gale]

homie3866

You work as a beefeater and earn 88

Reply #56

[barren harbor]

/work

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth 61.

Reply #636553

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You cannot work for 1 minute and 30 seconds.

[robust quest]

how does this bot work?

[boreal lark]

just do '/work' and you get a random amount of money

[chrome ravine]

You can do /work /slut /crime and /rob

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You work as a taxi driver and earn 72

Reply #636045

[robust quest]

/work

[silent gale]

soggytoast0028

You gave yourself 92 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

Reply #636480

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You get a commission request, the payment is 86.

Reply #636379

[chrome ravine]

/rob @robust quest

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You were caught attempting to rob soggytoast0028, and have been fined 520.

[robust quest]

WHAT

HA

[silent gale]

soggytoast0028

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 28 seconds.

[chrome ravine]

No work is 10 minutes

/crime

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You were caught driving under the influence of alcohol and have been fined 324.

Reply #4910510

[chrome ravine]

/slut

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 278

Reply #635907

[robust quest]

oh my

/slut

[silent gale]

soggytoast0028

You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole 185.

Reply #636298

[robust quest]

WHAT

/crime

[silent gale]

soggytoast0028

You pickpocket a passing noble, guess crime does pay after all. You manage to steal 383

Reply #636231

[robust quest]

/rob @chrome ravine

[silent gale]

soggytoast0028

You attempted to rob a_shadowy_friend_2, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[robust quest]

hah

imagine not having cash

[chrome ravine]

Only rob someone when they have cash on them

[robust quest]

uhhhhh idk how this works

[chrome ravine]

I have cash in the bank

Bank is safe

[robust quest]

I see

[chrome ravine]

So dep all in #bar

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you 54 for your work.

Reply #636481

[robust quest]

/work

[silent gale]

soggytoast0028

You got out of bed. Have 71

Reply #635934

[hexed hamlet]

work like a good Boy

[robust quest]

WHAT

[hexed hamlet]

What what

[robust quest]

Crazy😭

[hexed hamlet]

Wdym crazy

[worn flax]

/rob @robust quest

[silent gale]

marko075882

You robbed 619 from soggytoast0028.

[robust quest]

WHAST

[worn flax]

Damn

[robust quest]

NO

[worn flax]

I wanted to go negative mb

[robust quest]

/rob @worn flax

[silent gale]

soggytoast0028

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 38 minutes.

[robust quest]

💔

[worthy summit]

/rob @worn flax

[worn flax]

/crime

[silent gale]

sigma_real2

You attempted to rob marko075882, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

marko075882

You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole 567 from you!

Reply #635931

[worn flax]

Dubs

[worthy summit]

gng what

/work

[silent gale]

sigma_real2

You work as a beefeater and earn 68

Reply #56

[worn flax]

Yea I'm negative 3k or something

[worthy summit]

/balance

/bal

/work

[silent gale]

sigma_real2

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 16 seconds.

[worthy summit]

/rob @robust quest

[silent gale]

sigma_real2

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

[robust quest]

/work

[silent gale]

soggytoast0028

You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning 85 as a reward.

Reply #4910426

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in 83

Reply #636021

[chrome ravine]

/crime

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You rob a wild bank and manage to steal 266

Reply #89

[chrome ravine]

/slut

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You found an extra 285 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

Reply #635997

[chrome ravine]

/rob @robust quest

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 31 minutes and 46 seconds.

[chrome ravine]

Ah

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make 93 for your entertaining bedtime stories.

Reply #4910401

[robust quest]

ha

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You cannot work for 29 seconds.

[robust quest]

/slut

[silent gale]

soggytoast0028

You fucked a traffic cone and found 185 inside it

Reply #636329

[robust quest]

/work

[silent gale]

soggytoast0028

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make 51 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

Reply #4910403

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found 80 on the way back home!

Reply #636521

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth 70.

Reply #636553

[fervent fossil]

/work

[silent gale]

chizzled_1

You work as an ear cleaner and earn 75

Reply #44

[fervent fossil]

/slut

[silent gale]

chizzled_1

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 303.

Reply #636054

[hallow jungle]

/work

[silent gale]

aplee777x_77692

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found 73

Reply #636554

[chrome ravine]

/crime

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You got caught digging up dead memes and got a 534 fine.

Reply #636171

[chrome ravine]

/slut

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you 257

Reply #635965

[robust quest]

/work

[silent gale]

soggytoast0028

You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn 71 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.

Reply #4910408

[robust quest]

i would

[barren harbor]

/work

[silent gale]

homie3866

You work as a professional snuggler and earn 97

Reply #5

[barren harbor]

/work

[silent gale]

homie3866

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 27 seconds.

[barren harbor]

/work

[silent gale]

homie3866

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded 73.

Reply #636060

[worn flax]

/rob @barren harbor

[silent gale]

marko075882

You were caught attempting to rob homie3866, and have been fined 449.

[worn flax]

Dubs

[hallow jungle]

/work

[silent gale]

aplee777x_77692

You work as a children's toy tester and earn 79

Reply #47

[worn flax]

/rob @haughty spire

[silent gale]

marko075882

You attempted to rob lil_jesse23, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[worn flax]

Aww I didn't lose anything

[hallow jungle]

/work

[silent gale]

aplee777x_77692

While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found 90!

Reply #636550

[hallow jungle]

/slut

[silent gale]

aplee777x_77692

You work as a cunning linguist and earn 202

Reply #28

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 57

Reply #636080

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned 57. The students loved you!

Reply #636280

[hallow jungle]

/work

[silent gale]

aplee777x_77692

You work as a pilot and earn 63

Reply #67

[hallow jungle]

/slut

[silent gale]

aplee777x_77692

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 125 in order to keep quiet about it.

Reply #636040

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you 81.

Reply #636282

[heavy cloak]

/work

[silent gale]

slangingiron09

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 55 for helping them out.

Reply #636491

[heavy cloak]

/slut

[silent gale]

slangingiron09

You take it up the ass for 342

Reply #635945

[heavy cloak]

ah hell na

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a head receiver and earn 62

Reply #22

[tough nacelle]

/work

[silent gale]

lunaticdoesdumstuff

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 83

Reply #19

[tough nacelle]

/slut

[silent gale]

lunaticdoesdumstuff

You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you 191!

Reply #635894

[sweet mica]

/rob @leaden ruin

[silent gale]

camocamden1729

You attempted to rob shoot2kill2005, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[sweet mica]

brokie

[leaden ruin]

😂

/rob @sweet mica

[silent gale]

shoot2kill2005

You've been fined 200 for trying to rob a poor person.

[sweet mica]

HA NERD

shut up dyno

[leaden ruin]

Damm🥺

[sweet mica]

ur in debt now 😭🙏

[leaden ruin]

yeah

[dreamy laurel]

/work

[silent gale]

notthatgreat

You milk a cow for 73

Reply #41924

[dreamy laurel]

/slut

[silent gale]

notthatgreat

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain 261!

Reply #636487

[robust quest]

/work

[silent gale]

soggytoast0028

You clean off the counters and get paid 66

Reply #636338

[robust quest]

/slut

[silent gale]

soggytoast0028

You managed to get with a famous actress for 381

Reply #635887

[robust quest]

/rob @leaden ruin

[silent gale]

soggytoast0028

You've been fined 569 for trying to rob a poor person.

[robust quest]

NOO

[crisp loom]

/slut

[silent gale]

_jozef_.

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you 323 after.

Reply #636261

[crisp loom]

/work

[silent gale]

_jozef_.

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn 91 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

Reply #4910411

[crisp loom]

/rob

[silent gale]

_jozef_.

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[crisp loom]

/rob @chrome ravine

[silent gale]

_jozef_.

You were caught attempting to rob a_shadowy_friend_2, and have been fined 414.

[robust quest]

/Crime

[silent gale]

soggytoast0028

You kill someone and sell their organs for 659

Reply #635942

[hushed steeple]

/crime

[silent gale]

imsuitable

You parked in a handicap spot without a permit and have been fined 221.

Reply #4910546

[hushed steeple]

/crime

[silent gale]

imsuitable

You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 51 seconds.

[hushed steeple]

bruh

[chrome ravine]

/slut

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you 139

Reply #636500

[chrome ravine]

/crime

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay 429 to clean it up.

Reply #7106

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you 66 for your work.

Reply #636481

[hushed steeple]

/work

[silent gale]

imsuitable

You work as a parkour specialist and earn 84

Reply #9

[hushed steeple]

/work

[chrome ravine]

No

These are on a timer

Slut and crime are an hour and only work is ten minutes

[hushed steeple]

bruh

[vernal geyser]

/crime

[silent gale]

secret_kratos_00448

You assassinated an African drug lord for 659

Reply #635928

[vernal geyser]

YOOO

/dep 659

[slate citrus]

/work

[silent gale]

the_thing_with_the_stuff

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 55.

Reply #636406

[worn flax]

/rob @vernal geyser

[silent gale]

marko075882

You robbed 374 from secret_kratos_00448.

[worn flax]

Damn

/crime

[silent gale]

marko075882

You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you 658.

Reply #635962

[worn flax]

Dubs

[lofty tiger]

/crime

[silent gale]

kbncozmo

You were caught driving under the influence of alcohol and have been fined 200.

Reply #4910510

[cobalt tartan]

/worl

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make 94 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.

Reply #4910402

[zealous grove]

/work

[silent gale]

nxsol_

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make 90.

Reply #635990

[royal wasp]

/work

[silent gale]

hemeglych

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and 76.

Reply #636411

[royal wasp]

/crime

[silent gale]

hemeglych

You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 10 seconds.

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

rxncour

A drunk man pays you 56 to walk backwards.

Reply #55464

[light socket]

/work

[silent gale]

mlrofcl

You work as a professional snuggler and earn 83

Reply #5

[vernal geyser]

/rob @worn flax

[silent gale]

secret_kratos_00448

You attempted to rob marko075882, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[vernal geyser]

/crime

[silent gale]

secret_kratos_00448

You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant 485

Reply #635969

[vernal geyser]

/work

[silent gale]

secret_kratos_00448

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly 76 was earned.

Reply #203821

[vernal geyser]

/crime

[silent gale]

secret_kratos_00448

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 41 seconds.

[frosty shale]

/work

[silent gale]

0rientt

You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make 79 for your insight into the future.

Reply #4910391

[frosty shale]

/slut

[silent gale]

0rientt

You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took 155 from you.

Reply #636525

[frosty shale]

/crime

[silent gale]

0rientt

You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined 380

Reply #636138

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and 50. Good job.

Reply #636285

[sullen ore]

/work

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You work as the head of potatoes and earn 72

Reply #13

[sullen ore]

/crime

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You were caught speeding and have been fined 272.

Reply #4910559

[sullen ore]

/rob @halcyon edge

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You robbed 0 from utk.

[sullen ore]

/work

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 9 seconds.

[sullen ore]

/crime

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 20 seconds.

[sullen ore]

/slut

[silent gale]

yy_zh

Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes 0.

Reply #635923

[sullen ore]

/work

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You cannot work for 22 seconds.

[sullen ore]

/work

[silent gale]

yy_zh

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found 89

Reply #636554

[sullen ore]

/work

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.

[sullen ore]

/money

/balance

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 48 minutes.

[sullen ore]

/slut

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You cannot be a slut for 52 minutes and 26 seconds.

[sullen ore]

/work

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You went to work and gained 90

Reply #636510

[sullen ore]

/slut

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You cannot be a slut for 18 minutes and 3 seconds.

[sullen ore]

/rob

[silent gale]

yy_zh

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[sullen ore]

/rob @hallow jungle

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 13 minutes.

[sullen ore]

/crime

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You cannot commit a crime for 12 minutes and 22 seconds.

[sullen ore]

/work

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

[sullen ore]

/work

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You cannot work for 2 seconds.

[sullen ore]

/work

/work

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 78

Reply #7083

[sullen ore]

/slut

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You cannot be a slut for 10 minutes and 27 seconds.

[sullen ore]

/work

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 14 seconds.

[sullen ore]

/crime

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You cannot commit a crime for 2 minutes and 55 seconds.

[sullen ore]

/slut

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 24 seconds.

[sullen ore]

/crime

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You break into a firework factory and steals all the firecrackers and sell them for 649

Reply #636177

[sullen ore]

/slut

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 31 seconds.

[sullen ore]

/work

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You cannot work for 22 seconds.

[sullen ore]

/slut

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You cannot be a slut for 45 seconds.

[sullen ore]

/work

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You cannot work for 1 second.

[sullen ore]

/work

/work

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 85.

Reply #636031

[sullen ore]

/slut

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You cannot be a slut for 4 seconds.

[sullen ore]

/slut

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You fucked a traffic cone and found 315 inside it

Reply #636329

[sullen ore]

/work

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You made a great pun! Take this 58.

Reply #636539

[sullen ore]

/slut

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You cannot be a slut for 31 minutes and 20 seconds.

[sullen ore]

/crime

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You cannot commit a crime for 28 minutes and 58 seconds.

[sullen ore]

/rob @hallow jungle

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 25 minutes and 21 seconds.

[sullen ore]

/work

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid 57 for it.

Reply #636518

[sullen ore]

/work

[silent gale]

yy_zh

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn 86

Reply #635869

[sullen ore]

/slu

/Slut

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 51 seconds.

[sullen ore]

/crime

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You held the planet ransom with nukes for 498

Reply #636330

[sullen ore]

/rob @hallow jungle

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You were caught attempting to rob aplee777x_77692, and have been fined 396.

[sullen ore]

/work

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got 66

Reply #636286

[sullen ore]

/crime

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You managed to steal iPhone X and sold it for 514

Reply #636239

[sullen ore]

/rob @hallow jungle

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 48 minutes and 41 seconds.

[sullen ore]

/work

[silent gale]

yy_zh

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn 95

Reply #635869

[sullen ore]

/crime

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You cannot commit a crime for 42 minutes and 38 seconds.

[sullen ore]

/slut

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You earn 179 for giving some succ (the good kind)

Reply #635878

[robust quest]

/work

[silent gale]

soggytoast0028

You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn 90 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.

Reply #4910408

[robust quest]

/slut

[silent gale]

soggytoast0028

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you 364 as a punishment because there's kids watching.

Reply #636355

[robust quest]

.

my bad ig

/crime

[silent gale]

soggytoast0028

You rob another server for 366

Reply #636119

[weak marsh]

/work

[silent gale]

flyonese_

You work as a starving college student, you found 74 on the ground.

Reply #636396

[weak marsh]

/dep

/dep all

/crime

[silent gale]

flyonese_

You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay 74

Reply #636137

[weak marsh]

/crime

[silent gale]

flyonese_

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.

[weak marsh]

/work

[silent gale]

flyonese_

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 5 seconds.

[weak marsh]

/slut

[silent gale]

flyonese_

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with 0.

Reply #636465

[weak marsh]

/rob @sullen ore

[silent gale]

flyonese_

You robbed 246 from yy_zh.

[weak marsh]

/dep all

/rob @robust quest

[silent gale]

flyonese_

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 57 minutes.

[robust quest]

ha

/work

[silent gale]

soggytoast0028

You work as an iceberg mover and earn 52

Reply #31

[robust quest]

/slut

[silent gale]

soggytoast0028

You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 42 seconds.

[robust quest]

💔

[weak marsh]

😭😭😭

[silent gale]

soggytoast0028

An adult video site pays you 352 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

Reply #55469

soggytoast0028

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 82

Reply #17

[weak marsh]

/work

[silent gale]

flyonese_

You repair the lights and receive 77

Reply #636339

[weak marsh]

/slut

[silent gale]

flyonese_

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn 397 and a sore ass.

Reply #636007

[weak marsh]

/rob @untold arch

[silent gale]

flyonese_

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 56 minutes and 44 seconds.

[robust quest]

/work

[silent gale]

soggytoast0028

You work as a professional snuggler and earn 77

Reply #5

[barren harbor]

/work

[silent gale]

homie3866

You have worked in the prison gardens for 81

Reply #636468

[barren harbor]

/balance

/rob @worn flax

[silent gale]

homie3866

You attempted to rob marko075882, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[barren harbor]

/Rob @weak marsh

[silent gale]

homie3866

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 57 minutes.

[hallow jungle]

/work

[silent gale]

aplee777x_77692

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned 50!

Reply #635987

[worn flax]

/rob @barren harbor

[silent gale]

marko075882

You robbed 16 from homie3866.

[worn flax]

Lol

[fast urchin]

/slut

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a 240 fine!

Reply #636008

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain 67! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed

Reply #636346

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned 71

Reply #635873

[barren harbor]

/rob @worn flax

[silent gale]

homie3866

You attempted to rob marko075882, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[barren harbor]

Dang

[worn flax]

Lol

[mighty shuttle]

/work

[silent gale]

fiiaasko

You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn 51

Reply #636034

[mighty shuttle]

/slut

[silent gale]

fiiaasko

You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined 387.

Reply #636305

[mighty shuttle]

/crime

[silent gale]

fiiaasko

You steal a painting of a mustached man and sell it for 282.

Reply #636208

[mighty shuttle]

/bal

[chrome ravine]

#bar

[limpid ermine]

/work

[silent gale]

_mitch_2013_

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn 99

Reply #20

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

Just take the 76 and go...

Reply #636322

[chrome ravine]

/crime

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

The "Don't Step on the Grass" sign in the park was taunting you, so you pranced all over the grassy fields before picking the pocket of the nearby patrolling traffic officer, you were able to nab 376 from their pockets.

Reply #635968

[chrome ravine]

/slut

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took 345 from you.

Reply #636525

[chrome ravine]

/rob @limpid ermine

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You were caught attempting to rob mitch_2013, and have been fined 283.

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 61

Reply #36

[weak marsh]

/work

[silent gale]

flyonese_

You work as an engineer and earn 54

Reply #71

[weak marsh]

/slut

[silent gale]

flyonese_

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 229 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[weak marsh]

/rob @chrome ravine

[silent gale]

flyonese_

You were caught attempting to rob a_shadowy_friend_2, and have been fined 269.

[weak marsh]

/crime

[silent gale]

flyonese_

The police randomly stop you and fine you 477

Reply #636164

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 77

Reply #635952

[hallow jungle]

/work

[silent gale]

aplee777x_77692

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found 83 on the floor.

Reply #636029

[hallow jungle]

/slut

[silent gale]

aplee777x_77692

You earned 316 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

Reply #636027

[restive sigil]

/work

[silent gale]

noe28048882

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make 78 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

Reply #4910405

[restive sigil]

/slut

[silent gale]

noe28048882

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned 209

Reply #838124

[restive sigil]

/crime

[silent gale]

noe28048882

You steal change from the homeless. You got 468

Reply #636051

[restive sigil]

/rob @hallow jungle

[silent gale]

noe28048882

You attempted to rob aplee777x_77692, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[robust quest]

/work

[silent gale]

soggytoast0028

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn 79

Reply #77

[robust quest]

/slut

[silent gale]

soggytoast0028

You do a good deepthroating and earn 104 from the client

Reply #636526

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 95

Reply #635952

[sullen ore]

/work

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You went to work and gained 82

Reply #636510

[sullen ore]

/slut

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent 130 on medical bills.

Reply #636085

[sullen ore]

/crime

[silent gale]

yy_zh

You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube, but someone catches you in the act. You lost 529 and the YouTube channel you worked so hard on. Good job, buddy.

Reply #636519

[chrome ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

a_shadowy_friend_2

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you 75.

Reply #636369

[rugged hearth]

/work

[silent gale]

mrsealboss

You work as a sandwich artist and earn 61

Reply #4

[rugged hearth]

/crime

[silent gale]

mrsealboss

You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to 261

Reply #636019

[rugged hearth]

Brilliant

[frosty shale]

/work

[silent gale]

0rientt

You are paid 100 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

Reply #635989

[frosty shale]

/slut

[silent gale]

0rientt

Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra 151.

Reply #636530

[frosty shale]

/rob

[silent gale]

0rientt

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[frosty shale]

/crime

[silent gale]

0rientt

You sneak into a museum and steal a dinosaur skeleton, which you sell to a private collector for 694.

Reply #4910520

[frosty shale]

Damn

Nice

[restive sigil]

/work

[silent gale]

noe28048882

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn 84

Reply #2

[restive sigil]

/slut

[silent gale]

noe28048882

You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you 185!

Reply #635894

[restive sigil]

succing on what

/crime

[silent gale]

noe28048882

You tried to sell fake designer merchandise, but got caught and have been fined 347.

Reply #4910537

[restive sigil]

fuck

[jaunty canopy]

/work

[silent gale]

card_shark.1

A drunk man pays you 80 to walk backwards.

Reply #55464

[worn flax]

/rob @restive sigil

[silent gale]

marko075882

You robbed 513 from noe28048882.

[worn flax]

Lol

[restive sigil]

bih I'm broke

/work

[silent gale]

noe28048882

You slept in a bed and found 51 under your pillow when you woke up

Reply #838259

[restive sigil]

/slut

[silent gale]

noe28048882

You cannot be a slut for 38 minutes and 33 seconds.

[restive sigil]

/crime

[silent gale]

noe28048882

You cannot commit a crime for 38 minutes and 54 seconds.

[worn flax]

Try to rob me no balls

@restive sigil

[restive sigil]

/rob @worn flax

[silent gale]

noe28048882

You attempted to rob marko075882, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[restive sigil]

you broke ahh bih

[worn flax]

Lol

[worn flax]

/ rob @restive sigil

[silent gale]

marko075882

You were caught attempting to rob noe28048882, and have been fined 585.

[worn flax]

Lol

[restive sigil]

/rob @worn flax

[silent gale]

noe28048882

You attempted to rob marko075882, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[worn flax]

Bro remember I'm broke

[restive sigil]

you still broke??

[bleak glacier]

imagine being broke, couldn't be me

[worn flax]

I'm like neg 3k or some

[restive sigil]

/slut

[silent gale]

noe28048882

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for 327.

Reply #636452

[restive sigil]

goddamn

[sullen cosmos]

what

MILF 😭

[restive sigil]

/work

[silent gale]

noe28048882

You work as an eel ecologist and earn 100

Reply #55

[restive sigil]

/slut

[silent gale]

noe28048882

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you 390 after.

Reply #636261

[restive sigil]

goddamn i should become a slut irl

[fast urchin]

/work

[silent gale]

windshear4cast

You work as the namer of clouds and earn 84

Reply #8

[fast urchin]

/slut