#back-room
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You cannot work for 17 seconds.
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
89 .
/bal
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
83
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
65 for it.
/bj 100
You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make
90 for your expertise in unicorn management.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
73
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
63.
/work
94 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
264
/crime
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined
636
/work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make
55 for your lack of effort.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
52 😃
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
88.
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
62
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
51 on the floor.
/work
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn
79 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
83
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
90
/work
You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make
99 for your dedication to laziness.
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
87
/work
You find
92 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
78.
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
77!
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
63
/work
You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid
82 to dust off dinosaur fossils.
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
93
/work
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn
91 for your participation.
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
55
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
71!
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
53
/work
You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make
71 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
81.
/work
You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid
99 for streaming it online.
/crime
You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost
693
/work
You work as an egg and earn
57
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
332
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
59. Good job.
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
76
/crime
You rob an orphanage for
661
/slut
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
343.
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
99 for your contributions !
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
62
/work
You work as a professional bed tester and earn
90.
/work
You found
92 on the floor.
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
62.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
65
/work
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
/crime
You were caught driving under the influence of alcohol and have been fined
5.
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
57.
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
57
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
52 when you got back home
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
66 though.
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
59. Good job!
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
97 for all your items.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes.
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
51!
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
86
/work
You cannot work for 10 seconds.
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
97
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 16 seconds.
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
94
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
50 for your services.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
93
/work
64 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You walk dogs for
53.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
126
/crime
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined
87
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
51
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
397 for surgery.
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
58
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
73
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
99
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
82!
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
72 because we pity you.
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
87
/crime
You got caught digging up dead memes and got a
115 fine.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
121
/bal
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
73
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
55
/crime
You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you
496 in payment for a cleaner.
/work
You slept in a bed and found
69 under your pillow when you woke up
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
89
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
93
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
81!
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
94
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
65
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
61.
/crime
You steal a famous celebrity's wig and sell it on eBay for
654
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
365
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
86
/work
You milk a cow for
62
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
78.
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
53 for doing it
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
98.
/work
You found
80 on the floor.
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
99!
/crime
You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost
650
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
235 for the good time.
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
81!
¯_(ツ)_/¯
/work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make
92 for your lack of effort.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 41 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
71.
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
63 for your services.
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
235.
/slut
You rake in
377, but your butthole will never be the same...
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
74
/crime
You work for a Mexican cartel and make
314
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
99, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You are paid
86 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
87
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
216.
/work
You work as a model and earn
68

/drink
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
88
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
94 for doing his job.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
64
/work
You battled and gained
62.
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
67
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
57
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
95 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/ work
You worked overtime for
84
/crime
You were caught driving under the influence of alcohol and have been fined
306.
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
264
/bal
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
55
/work
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid
80 for moving traffic cones on the road.
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
75
You found
452 under your bus seat. Shhh! Don't tell anyone.
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
272 to get it repaired.
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
55
/work
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make
50 for your vivid imagination.
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
548
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
262 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
93
/crime
Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay
367 in legal fees trying to clear your name
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
215 for public indecency.
/Work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
69
/work
You find
61 randomly lying in the gutter
/crime
You stole a prized diamond from the nearby bank vault, selling it for
317.
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
241.
/crime
You steal lamps for
446
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
86 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
513
/work
You got featured and won
79
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
58
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
55
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
55
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
64 in your direction.
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
58
/work
52 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make
53 for your dedication to dental hygiene.
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
62 for helping them out.
/crime
Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined
467
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
100
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
88
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
71
/work
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make
66.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
64.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
77
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
57
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
52
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
64
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
93
/crime
You work for the Juarez cartel as a brick-presser and earn
445! They'll probably kill you and your family tomorrow. Just saying.
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
94.
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
53
/work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make
57 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
200 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 3 seconds.
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
56
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
54 for your work.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
62
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
51
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
95
/work
A drunk man pays you
56 to walk backwards.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
69.
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
373
/slut
You earn
341 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
64
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
75!
/crime
During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing
280 when you wake up.
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
312 and a real sore hangover.
hehe (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
How the fuck does that work?
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
54!
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
86 from a thrown out wallet.
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
232, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
64
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
81.
/work
You cannot work for 48 seconds.
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
100
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
52
/work
You work all day at the factory
51
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
86!
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
75
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
69 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
62.
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
150.
/crime
You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you
609 for being a lazy ass person.
/work
You find
57 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
60
/work
You are paid
89 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
50
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
64.
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
98
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
62
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
70.
/crime
You sneak into a farm and steal a cow, selling it to a butcher for
462
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
63
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
83
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
50
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
86
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
80
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
96
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
61
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
66
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
86
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
96
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
97
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
100.
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
54
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
70
/crime
Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you
372 of stolen merchandise
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
151
nahhhh
You have worked in the prison gardens for
76
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
315
@fast urchin Are you a hurricane lover ?
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
79
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
76
/crime
You break into a bakery and steal all the bread, selling it to a group of pigeons for
451
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
57.
/work
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win
54.
/work
You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make
92 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
76
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
351 for your solid work.
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
68
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
67
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
125 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
85.
/work
You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid
63 for streaming it online.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
55
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
281 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
85
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
261
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
75 for watching.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
83
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
91 near one of the potatoes
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
80
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
79
/rob @low mantle
You were caught attempting to rob laycrisps, and have been fined
476.
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
72!
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
92
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
84
/work
You work as a pet food taster and earn
92.
/rob @low mantle
You attempted to rob laycrisps, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Brokie
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
66.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 30 seconds.
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
80 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
81
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
67.
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
90
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
352 for your hard work.
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
93
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
81
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
98
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
88
/dep 100
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
71 because we pity you.
You clean off the chairs and get paid
91
You were caught attempting to rob laycrisps, and have been fined
247.
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
71.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
99
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
73 on the floor.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You were farming and earned
75
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
52
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
64
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
92
/withdraw 300
/work
You clean the chimney and find
66.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
87
/crime
While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost
200.
/slut
You get
155 through donations on your cam stream.
/work
You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make
63 for your unicorn whispering skills.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 24 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 56 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 34 seconds.
/work
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make
97 for your bravery and heroism.
/crime
Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost
508.
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
10
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
59.
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
82
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 55 seconds.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
60 and given a bottle of wine.
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
237 to have them cleaned
You rob a drug dealer and gain
439
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 5 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 58 seconds.
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
94 on the way back home!
/crime
You steal a famous celebrity's wig and sell it on eBay for
302
You fucked up, and have been fined
102
Bruh
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
123 on the way back to your ship.
/crime
You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn
358
/work
You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make
57 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
95
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
360
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
57 for doing it
/work
You sell bananas for
69
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
76
/slut
Your friend pays you
221 for you to worship her feet
Wtf
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
96
/crime
You call a few friends and raid a newspaper shop with machetes. The operation is successful, and from the loot you earn
599.
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
372!
/crime
You were caught using a stolen credit card to buy things online and have been fined
298.
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
72 when you got back home
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
98
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 30 minutes and 38 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 30 minutes and 40 seconds.
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
378 to dodge death.
/pay
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
62
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You stole a package from your neighbour and sold it on the deep web for
583
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
397
You sneak into a zoo and steal a baby elephant, which you sell to a wealthy collector for
430.
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
155!
/crime
You commit a heist and manage to take
389
/crime
Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal
290, luckily you aren't reported.
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
91.
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
189 for their medical fees.
nah
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
58
/work
You work as a fake bus passenger and earn
77 for filling up empty seats on the bus.
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
74
/crime
The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for
0.
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
73
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
237!
/work
You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make
63 for your therapeutic skills.
/work
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make
50 for your vivid imagination.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 26 seconds.
You were caught speeding and have been fined
292.
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 29 seconds.
You cannot work for 45 seconds.
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
76!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 53 minutes and 47 seconds.
/crime
You killed a man and liked it, you got
672
/work
You got out of bed. Have
66
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
219
You robbed
1,787 from fulger10.
i apologize
how could you
wait a minute
/rob
rob me
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob zombiemunks
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob zombiemonks
You were caught attempting to rob zombiemonks, and have been fined
431.
what
You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined
216!
the hell
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
76 stashed inside one of them.
oh
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
288 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
95
/crime
You stole a mystery box from Walmart, it was full of turtlenecks valued at
519.
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
89 for it.
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
77
/crime
You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty
596 fine
/slut
You get paid
276 for crossdressing
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
73
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
79.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
83
/work
You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid
73 for sorting jelly beans by color.
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
56.
/crime
You bombed Antarctica and received
280
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
114
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
83
not a great day
/work
You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make
90 for your therapeutic skills.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 15 seconds.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
87 on the ground.
/help
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
97!
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
64 for it.
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
203 to fix your leg
/work
You clean the chimney and find
81.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 22 minutes and 24 seconds.
/crime
The Russian government pays you
301 after you successfully blow up an arms depot.
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
59
/crime
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
259 to dodge death.
/work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth
80.
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
86 to help fund the project!
You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to
252
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
50
/work
You found
83 on the floor.
/crime
Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost
447.
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
123
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
87.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
276 in donations!
/crime
You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got
503 taken away from you!
/bal
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
72.
You went to work and gained
52
/crime
You kidnap a citizen and take them hostage for
668
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
312 for the good time.
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
63.
thank you
Don't want anyone to rob
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
57 for doing his job.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 37 minutes and 29 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 37 minutes and 19 seconds.
A what?
You work as a fake bus passenger and earn
95 for filling up empty seats on the bus.
/work
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn
54 for your participation.
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
184 from you as compensation.
/crime
You find some farming tools and steal a few when people aren't looking and sell them to a farmer for
366
/deposit 266
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
61
/crime
You infiltrate the FBI HQ and make out with the secret plans to sell for
256
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
391 in a baggie next to you.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
64
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
0.
/crime
You were caught using a stolen credit card to buy things online and have been fined
0.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 14 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
95
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
387
What
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
92, it must be your lucky day!
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
66
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
54 for your contributions !
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
282 for public indecency.
/crime
You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you
308 in payment for a cleaner.
smh
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
92, as it was originally their job
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
358
/WORK
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
96.
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
257, and you go ahead with it.
You sneak into a hotel room and steal the minibar, selling the contents for
517
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
54 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/crime
You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty
656 fine
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
173
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
75
/crime
You trespassed onto private property and have been fined
457.
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
131!
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
352
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
91 though.
/slut
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing
104 to resolve your burnt skin.
/crime
You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty
383 fine
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
79
/work
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make
85.
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
92 in your direction.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
86 though.
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
286.
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 34 seconds.
ts pmo sm icl
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
61 for your contributions !
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
147
/work
You do some work around the house for
74
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 19 minutes and 5 seconds.
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
75 for your hard work
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
230 for public indecency.
/crime
You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost
425
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
97
/crime
You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined
486
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
73 for a good job.
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
65
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
197 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You work as a caterpillar walker and earn
84 for walking caterpillars on leaves.
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
86
/crime
You sell some cocaine and earn
553...
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
142
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 35 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 24 seconds.
/crime
You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them
448 in damages.
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
65
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
372 for your services.
/work