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teal geode
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dexoticquik

stopwatch You cannot work for 17 seconds.

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dexoticquik

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you Cash89 .

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low mantle
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laycrisps

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of Cash83

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laycrisps

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid Cash65 for it.

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/bj 100

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:work

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th3.gr0uch7

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make Cash90 for your expertise in unicorn management.

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/work

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th3.gr0uch7

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.

hardy heron
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/work

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thev1blu3s

You work as a street performer and earn Cash73

low mantle
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/work

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laycrisps

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for Cash63.

ashen igloo
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/work

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rorhymes007

Cash94 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

ashen igloo
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/slut

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rorhymes007

You fucked up, and have been fined Cash264

ashen igloo
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/crime

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rorhymes007

You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined Cash636

ashen igloo
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Dammit!!

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/hustle

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/work

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halrirae

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make Cash55 for your lack of effort.

fast urchin
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/work

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windshear4cast

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of Cash52 😃

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/work

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halrirae

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid Cash88.

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/work

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theguided3772

You work as a smarties expert and earn Cash62

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theguided3772

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found Cash51 on the floor.

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/work

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halrirae

You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn Cash79 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.

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aagnik_retro

You work as a space lawyer and earn Cash83

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/work

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halrirae

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn Cash90

fast urchin
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/work

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windshear4cast

You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make Cash99 for your dedication to laziness.

cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn Cash87

low mantle
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/work

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laycrisps

You find Cash92 randomly lying in the gutter

fast urchin
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/work

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windshear4cast

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid Cash78.

low mantle
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/work

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laycrisps

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got Cash77!

cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn Cash63

cobalt tartan
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halrirae

You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid Cash82 to dust off dinosaur fossils.

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halrirae

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned Cash93

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halrirae

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn Cash91 for your participation.

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/work

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halrirae

You work as a human statue and earn Cash55

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/work

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halrirae

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 42 seconds.

cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned Cash71!

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halrirae

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn Cash53

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halrirae

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make Cash71 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

cobalt tartan
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halrirae

You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you Cash81.

cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid Cash99 for streaming it online.

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/crime

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.quie.

You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost Cash693

rapid jolt
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/work

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.quie.

You work as an egg and earn Cash57

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/slut

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.quie.

Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in Cash332

cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and Cash59. Good job.

fast urchin
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/work

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windshear4cast

You work as a pumpkin picker Cash76

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/crime

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a_shadowy_friend_2

You rob an orphanage for Cash661

chrome ravine
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/slut

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a_shadowy_friend_2

You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of Cash343.

chrome ravine
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/work

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a_shadowy_friend_2

You did some social work for a good cause ! You received Cash99 for your contributions !

hardy heron
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/work

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thev1blu3s

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in Cash62

fast urchin
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/work

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windshear4cast

You work as a professional bed tester and earn Cash90.

cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

You found Cash92 on the floor.

cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned Cash62.

cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

You have worked in the prison gardens for Cash65

placid slate
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/work

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thatcherdavis9

xmark You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.

placid slate
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/crime

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thatcherdavis9

You were caught driving under the influence of alcohol and have been fined Cash5.

placid slate
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/work

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thatcherdavis9

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you Cash57.

placid slate
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/slut

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thatcherdavis9

Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John Cash57

placid slate
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/work

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thatcherdavis9

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you Cash52 when you got back home

cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain Cash66 though.

fast urchin
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/work

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windshear4cast

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned Cash59. Good job!

cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get Cash97 for all your items.

cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

stopwatch You cannot work for 5 minutes.

cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped Cash51!

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halrirae

You work as an elephant dresser and earn Cash86

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/work

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halrirae

stopwatch You cannot work for 10 seconds.

cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

Taxes collected! You have gained Cash97

cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

stopwatch You cannot work for 4 minutes and 16 seconds.

cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn Cash94

cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays Cash50 for your services.

cobalt tartan
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halrirae

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn Cash93

cobalt tartan
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halrirae

Cash64 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

placid slate
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/work

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thatcherdavis9

You walk dogs for Cash53.

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/work

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thatcherdavis9

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

placid slate
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/slut

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thatcherdavis9

You are weirdly good with your hands, have Cash126

placid slate
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/crime

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thatcherdavis9

You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined Cash87

cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn Cash51

fast urchin
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/slut

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windshear4cast

You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay Cash397 for surgery.

fast urchin
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/work

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windshear4cast

You work as an eel ecologist and earn Cash58

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/work

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halrirae

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with Cash73

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halrirae

You work as an elephant dresser and earn Cash99

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halrirae

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid Cash82!

cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

You work as a high school student with no life. Have Cash72 because we pity you.

teal geode
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/work

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dexoticquik

You work as an eel ecologist and earn Cash87

teal geode
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/crime

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dexoticquik

You got caught digging up dead memes and got a Cash115 fine.

teal geode
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/slut

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dexoticquik

You take it up the ass for Cash121

teal geode
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/bal

fast urchin
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/work

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windshear4cast

You work as an ear cleaner and earn Cash73

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/work

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srubcho

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got Cash55

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srubcho

You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you Cash496 in payment for a cleaner.

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/work

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halrirae

You slept in a bed and found Cash69 under your pillow when you woke up

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halrirae

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you Cash89

low mantle
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laycrisps

You sweep the floor and get paid Cash93

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/work

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halrirae

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid Cash81!

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halrirae

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive Cash94

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windshear4cast

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you Cash65

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/work

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halrirae

You work as a professional wine taster and earn Cash61.

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/crime

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mini_comet3

You steal a famous celebrity's wig and sell it on eBay for Cash654

ruby egret
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/slut

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mini_comet3

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's Cash365

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/work

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mini_comet3

You work at a lamp store and earn Cash86

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/work

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halrirae

You milk a cow for Cash62

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halrirae

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn Cash78.

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chezbooger.

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid Cash53 for doing it

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chezbooger.

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.

cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned Cash98.

cobalt tartan
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halrirae

You found Cash80 on the floor.

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/work

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.quie.

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received Cash99!

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/crime

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.quie.

You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost Cash650

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/slut

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.quie.

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you Cash235 for the good time.

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/work

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thev1blu3s

You sell V-bucks and make Cash81!

crystal frost
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

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halrirae

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make Cash92 for your lack of effort.

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halrirae

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 41 seconds.

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halrirae

You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed Cash71.

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halrirae

You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays Cash63 for your services.

fast urchin
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/slut

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windshear4cast

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for Cash235.

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/slut

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shwampshwamp

You rake in Cash377, but your butthole will never be the same...

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/work

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shwampshwamp

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you Cash74

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/crime

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shwampshwamp

You work for a Mexican cartel and make Cash314

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srubcho

You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn Cash99, albeit reluctantly.

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srubcho

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.

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halrirae

You are paid Cash86 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

hardy heron
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thev1blu3s

You work as a space lawyer and earn Cash87

hardy heron
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/slut

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thev1blu3s

You sell naked photos of yourself online for Cash216.

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/work

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halrirae

You work as a model and earn Cash68

spice tide
hearty crane
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/drink

low mantle
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laycrisps

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in Cash88

hardy heron
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thev1blu3s

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid Cash94 for doing his job.

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halrirae

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive Cash64

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halrirae

You battled and gained Cash62.

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halrirae

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned Cash67

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halrirae

Your level got featured epic and you won Cash57

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halrirae

You have a successful YouTube channel and make Cash95 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

ashen igloo
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/ work

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rorhymes007

You worked overtime for Cash84

ashen igloo
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/crime

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rorhymes007

You were caught driving under the influence of alcohol and have been fined Cash306.

ashen igloo
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/slut

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rorhymes007

You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined Cash264

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/bal

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/work

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halrirae

You worked at the office overtime for Cash55

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fiiaasko

You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid Cash80 for moving traffic cones on the road.

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shwampshwamp

You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn Cash75

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shwampshwamp

You found Cash452 under your bus seat. Shhh! Don't tell anyone.

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shwampshwamp

You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay Cash272 to get it repaired.

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/work

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halrirae

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn Cash55

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/work

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.quie.

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make Cash50 for your vivid imagination.

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/crime

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.quie.

You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of Cash548

rapid jolt
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/slut

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.quie.

One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid Cash262 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.

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/work

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queenhoneybee01

You work in Greggs and earn Cash93

ruby void
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/crime

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queenhoneybee01

Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay Cash367 in legal fees trying to clear your name

ruby void
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/slut

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queenhoneybee01

Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you Cash215 for public indecency.

ashen igloo
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/Work

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rorhymes007

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive Cash69

chrome ravine
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/work

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a_shadowy_friend_2

You find Cash61 randomly lying in the gutter

chrome ravine
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/crime

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a_shadowy_friend_2

You stole a prized diamond from the nearby bank vault, selling it for Cash317.

chrome ravine
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/slut

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a_shadowy_friend_2

You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to Cash241.

ashen igloo
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/crime

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rorhymes007

You steal lamps for Cash446

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/work

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ghosthamsti

You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make Cash86 for your entertaining bedtime stories.

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/crime

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ghosthamsti

You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of Cash513

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/work

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halrirae

You got featured and won Cash79

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a_shadowy_friend_2

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you Cash58

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halrirae

You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for Cash55

fast urchin
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windshear4cast

You work as a beaver expert and earn Cash55

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halrirae

A sudden gust of wind blows Cash64 in your direction.

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halrirae

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you Cash58

hardy heron
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thev1blu3s

Cash52 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

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/work

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halrirae

You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make Cash53 for your dedication to dental hygiene.

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/work

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tdl_elliedark

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you Cash62 for helping them out.

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/crime

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tdl_elliedark

Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined Cash467

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/crime

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tdl_elliedark

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 40 seconds.

cobalt tartan
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halrirae

You baked some nice cookies for all, here is Cash100

cobalt tartan
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halrirae

You work as a child birth educator and earn Cash88

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halrirae

You work as a parkour specialist and earn Cash71

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halrirae

You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make Cash66.

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halrirae

You work as crisis actor and earn Cash64.

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halrirae

You work as a Penguinologist and earn Cash77

ashen igloo
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/work

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rorhymes007

You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn Cash57

fast urchin
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/work

silent galeBOT
#
windshear4cast

You suggest something good and get rewarded Cash52

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn Cash64

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as an Irish dancer and earn Cash93

fast urchin
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
windshear4cast

You work for the Juarez cartel as a brick-presser and earn Cash445! They'll probably kill you and your family tomorrow. Just saying.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you Cash94.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made Cash53

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make Cash57 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

low mantle
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find Cash200 on the way back to your ship.

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 3 seconds.

surreal elbow
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ghosthamsti

You host a fine wine tasting event and get Cash56

mint creek
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
whenstarry

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you Cash54 for your work.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn Cash62

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive Cash51

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for Cash95

hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
thev1blu3s

A drunk man pays you Cash56 to walk backwards.

hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
thev1blu3s

You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned Cash69.

hardy heron
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
thev1blu3s

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have Cash373

ruby egret
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You earn Cash341 for giving some succ (the good kind)

ruby egret
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn Cash64

true valley
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jaegerallanpoe

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is Cash75!

true valley
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jaegerallanpoe

During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing Cash280 when you wake up.

true valley
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jaegerallanpoe

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with Cash312 and a real sore hangover.

mental mica
#

hehe (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

slender sonnet
#

How the fuck does that work?

fast urchin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
windshear4cast

You sell V-bucks and make Cash54!

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work at the dump all day. Then you found Cash86 from a thrown out wallet.

real ruin
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
lawrence_the_aviator

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of Cash232, and you go ahead with it.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn Cash64

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid Cash81.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

stopwatch You cannot work for 48 seconds.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a snake milker and earn Cash100

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn Cash52

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work all day at the factory Cash51

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid Cash86!

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you Cash75

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You have a successful YouTube channel and make Cash69 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as crisis actor and earn Cash62.

ruby egret
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You have a good night out and earn Cash150.

ruby egret
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you Cash609 for being a lazy ass person.

ruby egret
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You find Cash57 randomly lying in the gutter

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a comedian and earn Cash60

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

You are paid Cash89 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn Cash50

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you Cash64.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a vibration consultant and earn Cash98

chrome ravine
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
a_shadowy_friend_2

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money Cash62

narrow surge
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
srubcho

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned Cash70.

narrow surge
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
srubcho

You sneak into a farm and steal a cow, selling it to a butcher for Cash462

narrow surge
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
srubcho

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 minutes and 46 seconds.

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for Cash63

fast urchin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
windshear4cast

You work as a bread scientist and earn Cash83

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

You clean off the counters and get paid Cash50

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for Cash86

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money Cash80

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you Cash96

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work in Greggs and earn Cash61

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You take your cat for a walk and gain Cash66

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn Cash86

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as the namer of clouds and earn Cash96

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn Cash97

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you Cash100.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work for a private military company, earning Cash54

wintry herald
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
needtoreload_official

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain Cash70

wintry herald
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
needtoreload_official

Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you Cash372 of stolen merchandise

wintry herald
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
needtoreload_official

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn Cash151

wintry herald
#

nahhhh

fickle monolith
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
globgogabgalab12345

You have worked in the prison gardens for Cash76

fast urchin
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
windshear4cast

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped Cash315

cobalt tartan
#

@fast urchin Are you a hurricane lover ?

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

Taxes collected! You have gained Cash79

chrome ravine
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
a_shadowy_friend_2

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive Cash76

chrome ravine
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
a_shadowy_friend_2

You break into a bakery and steal all the bread, selling it to a group of pigeons for Cash451

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You made a great pun! Take this Cash57.

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win Cash54.

split holly
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
imperialfists0726

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make Cash92 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

chrome ravine
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
a_shadowy_friend_2

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn Cash76

velvet pebble
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
alebab13

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you Cash351 for your solid work.

velvet pebble
#

/start

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
alebab13

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn Cash68

fast urchin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
windshear4cast

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you Cash67

abstract viper
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
tatchycrane

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you Cash125 on your way out of the locker room.

abstract viper
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
tatchycrane

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of Cash85.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid Cash63 for streaming it online.

hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
thev1blu3s

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn Cash55

hardy heron
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
thev1blu3s

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you Cash281 on your way out of the locker room.

pseudo magnet
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
zman101308

You work as a street performer and earn Cash85

silent galeBOT
#
alebab13

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined Cash261

velvet pebble
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
alebab13

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you Cash75 for watching.

#
alebab13

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

velvet pebble
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
alebab13

You work as a beaver expert and earn Cash83

velvet pebble
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
alebab13

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 11 seconds.

fast urchin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
windshear4cast

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found Cash91 near one of the potatoes

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid Cash80

edgy jetty
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
commander.rex

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with Cash79

edgy jetty
#

/rob @low mantle

silent galeBOT
#
commander.rex

xmark You were caught attempting to rob laycrisps, and have been fined Cash476.

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got Cash72!

alpine jolt
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
bella_21.07

You host a fine wine tasting event and get Cash92

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money Cash84

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

You work as a pet food taster and earn Cash92.

obtuse vessel
#

/rob @low mantle

silent galeBOT
#
fadominom2

xmark You attempted to rob laycrisps, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

obtuse vessel
#

Brokie

vague wedge
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
stupidclown1

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn Cash66.

vague wedge
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
stupidclown1

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 30 seconds.

vague wedge
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
stupidclown1

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of Cash80 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

lethal quarry
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pikszie

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in Cash81

chrome ravine
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
a_shadowy_friend_2

You develop games for a living and earn Cash67.

vague wedge
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
stupidclown1

You work as a beefeater and earn Cash90

fast urchin
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
windshear4cast

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained Cash352 for your hard work.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly Cash93

vague wedge
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
stupidclown1

You work as a professional cuddler and earn Cash81

vague wedge
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
stupidclown1

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn Cash98

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got Cash88

cobalt tartan
#

/dep 100

fast urchin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
windshear4cast

You work as a high school student with no life. Have Cash71 because we pity you.

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

You clean off the chairs and get paid Cash91

#
fadominom2

xmark You were caught attempting to rob laycrisps, and have been fined Cash247.

low mantle
#

LOL

#

why am i on everyone's rob list bruh

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned Cash71.

chrome ravine
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
a_shadowy_friend_2

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in Cash99

restive pivot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
caesar1289

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found Cash73 on the floor.

#
caesar1289

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.

fast urchin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
windshear4cast

You were farming and earned Cash75

icy berry
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
undead_pandea

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn Cash52

icy berry
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
undead_pandea

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain Cash64

icy berry
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
undead_pandea

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for Cash92

icy berry
#

/withdraw 300

icy berry
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
undead_pandea

You clean the chimney and find Cash66.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You have worked in the prison gardens for Cash87

finite goblet
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
2five_

While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost Cash200.

finite goblet
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
2five_

You get Cash155 through donations on your cam stream.

finite goblet
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
2five_

You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make Cash63 for your unicorn whispering skills.

finite goblet
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
2five_

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 24 seconds.

finite goblet
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
2five_

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 56 minutes and 28 seconds.

finite goblet
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
2five_

stopwatch You cannot work for 6 minutes and 34 seconds.

chrome ravine
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
a_shadowy_friend_2

You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make Cash97 for your bravery and heroism.

finite goblet
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
2five_

Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost Cash508.

finite goblet
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
2five_

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay Cash10

finite goblet
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
2five_

You work as a cookie cutter and earn Cash59.

uneven musk
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
dr_dingleberry1234

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn Cash82

uneven musk
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
dr_dingleberry1234

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 55 seconds.

pallid gale
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ausernameduhh

You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid Cash60 and given a bottle of wine.

pallid gale
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
ausernameduhh

The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay Cash237 to have them cleaned

pallid gale
#

wth I only have 60

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
ausernameduhh

You rob a drug dealer and gain Cash439

pallid gale
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ausernameduhh

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 5 seconds.

pallid gale
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
ausernameduhh

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 7 seconds.

pallid gale
#

/blackjack

#

/casino

#

/bet 500

#

/gamble

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 58 seconds.

icy berry
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
undead_pandea

You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found Cash94 on the way back home!

icy berry
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
undead_pandea

You steal a famous celebrity's wig and sell it on eBay for Cash302

icy berry
#

Let's gooo

#

/dep all

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
undead_pandea

You fucked up, and have been fined Cash102

icy berry
#

Bruh

ruby egret
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find Cash123 on the way back to your ship.

ruby egret
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn Cash358

ruby egret
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make Cash57 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.

hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
thev1blu3s

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got Cash95

hardy heron
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
thev1blu3s

You worked as a sperm donor and earned Cash360

fast urchin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
windshear4cast

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid Cash57 for doing it

vague wedge
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
stupidclown1

You sell bananas for Cash69

hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
thev1blu3s

You host a fine wine tasting event and get Cash76

hardy heron
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
thev1blu3s

Your friend pays you Cash221 for you to worship her feet

lime ingot
#

Wtf

tulip osprey
#

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

rough merlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
fulger10

You sweep the floor and get paid Cash96

rough merlin
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
fulger10

You call a few friends and raid a newspaper shop with machetes. The operation is successful, and from the loot you earn Cash599.

rough merlin
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
fulger10

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you Cash372!

fast urchin
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
windshear4cast

You were caught using a stolen credit card to buy things online and have been fined Cash298.

fast urchin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
windshear4cast

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you Cash72 when you got back home

rough merlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
fulger10

You work as a professional apologiser and earn Cash98

rough merlin
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
fulger10

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 30 minutes and 38 seconds.

rough merlin
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
fulger10

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 30 minutes and 40 seconds.

velvet pebble
#

/dep all

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
alebab13

Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back Cash378 to dodge death.

velvet pebble
#

/pay

rough merlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
fulger10

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of Cash62

rough merlin
#

w/rob

#

/rob

silent galeBOT
#
fulger10

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

rough merlin
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
fulger10

You stole a package from your neighbour and sold it on the deep web for Cash583

rough merlin
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
fulger10

You are weirdly good with your hands, have Cash397

high kiln
#

! Crime

#

!crime

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
pouwderh

You sneak into a zoo and steal a baby elephant, which you sell to a wealthy collector for Cash430.

high kiln
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
pouwderh

You become a pimp and earn Cash155!

fast urchin
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
windshear4cast

You commit a heist and manage to take Cash389

strange bobcat
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
masontheashamed

Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal Cash290, luckily you aren't reported.

strange bobcat
#

Damnit

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
masontheashamed

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 45 seconds.

velvet pebble
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
alebab13

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and Cash91.

velvet pebble
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
alebab13

Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged Cash189 for their medical fees.

velvet pebble
#

nah

fast urchin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
windshear4cast

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you Cash58

velvet pebble
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
alebab13

You work as a fake bus passenger and earn Cash77 for filling up empty seats on the bus.

frosty night
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
zombiemonks

You take your dog for a walk and gain Cash74

frosty night
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
zombiemonks

The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for Cash0.

hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
thev1blu3s

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn Cash73

hardy heron
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
thev1blu3s

Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of Cash237!

frosty shale
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
0rientt

You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make Cash63 for your therapeutic skills.

fast urchin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
windshear4cast

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make Cash50 for your vivid imagination.

frosty shale
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
0rientt

stopwatch You cannot work for 5 minutes and 26 seconds.

#
0rientt

You were caught speeding and have been fined Cash292.

#
0rientt

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 29 seconds.

#
0rientt

stopwatch You cannot work for 45 seconds.

frosty shale
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
0rientt

You sell V-bucks and make Cash76!

frosty shale
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
0rientt

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 53 minutes and 47 seconds.

frosty night
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
zombiemonks

You killed a man and liked it, you got Cash672

frosty night
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
zombiemonks

You got out of bed. Have Cash66

frosty night
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
zombiemonks

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some Cash219

#
zombiemonks

check You robbed Cash1,787 from fulger10.

frosty night
#

oop

#

mb

frosty night
rough merlin
#

how could you

frosty night
#

wait a minute

rough merlin
#

/rob

frosty night
#

rob me

silent galeBOT
#
fulger10

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

rough merlin
#

/rob zombiemunks

silent galeBOT
#
fulger10

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

frosty night
#

say /rob [name]

#

ye

rough merlin
#

/rob zombiemonks

silent galeBOT
#
fulger10

xmark You were caught attempting to rob zombiemonks, and have been fined Cash431.

frosty night
#

what

rough merlin
#

😭

#

damn

frosty night
#

how's that possible

#

haahahahaha

rough merlin
#

hahha

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
fulger10

You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined Cash216!

frosty night
#

the hell

rough merlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
fulger10

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find Cash76 stashed inside one of them.

frosty night
#

oh

rough merlin
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
fulger10

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find Cash288 on the way back to your ship.

boreal lark
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
theguided3772

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you Cash95

versed pivot
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jazzymine0305

You stole a mystery box from Walmart, it was full of turtlenecks valued at Cash519.

boreal lark
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
theguided3772

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid Cash89 for it.

chrome ravine
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
a_shadowy_friend_2

You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is Cash77

chrome ravine
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
a_shadowy_friend_2

You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty Cash596 fine

chrome ravine
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
a_shadowy_friend_2

You get paid Cash276 for crossdressing

boreal lark
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
theguided3772

You work as a professional snail racer and win Cash73

chrome ravine
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
a_shadowy_friend_2

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn Cash79.

frosty night
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
zombiemonks

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn Cash83

boreal lark
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
theguided3772

You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid Cash73 for sorting jelly beans by color.

chrome ravine
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
a_shadowy_friend_2

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn Cash56.

floral olive
silent galeBOT
#
blends08

You bombed Antarctica and received Cash280

floral olive
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
blends08

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned Cash114

floral olive
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
blends08

You clean off the counters and get paid Cash83

floral olive
boreal lark
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
theguided3772

You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make Cash90 for your therapeutic skills.

boreal lark
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
theguided3772

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

boreal lark
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
theguided3772

You work as a starving college student, you found Cash87 on the ground.

floral olive
#

/help

chrome ravine
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
a_shadowy_friend_2

You sell V-bucks and make Cash97!

boreal lark
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
theguided3772

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid Cash64 for it.

junior gate
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kass_stevienicksversion_

You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay Cash203 to fix your leg

junior gate
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kass_stevienicksversion_

You clean the chimney and find Cash81.

junior gate
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kass_stevienicksversion_

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 22 minutes and 24 seconds.

fast urchin
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
windshear4cast

The Russian government pays you Cash301 after you successfully blow up an arms depot.

vernal vale
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
comfyrabbit8539

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you Cash59

vernal vale
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
comfyrabbit8539

Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back Cash259 to dodge death.

frosty shale
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
0rientt

You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth Cash80.

icy berry
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
undead_pandea

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you Cash86 to help fund the project!

icy berry
#

/dep all

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
undead_pandea

You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to Cash252

chrome ravine
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
a_shadowy_friend_2

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive Cash50

rough merlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
fulger10

You found Cash83 on the floor.

rough merlin
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
fulger10

Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost Cash447.

rough merlin
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
fulger10

You are weirdly good with your hands, have Cash123

mighty shuttle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
fiiaasko

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid Cash87.

mighty shuttle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
fiiaasko

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

mighty shuttle
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
fiiaasko

You flashed your tits while streaming and received Cash276 in donations!

mighty shuttle
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
fiiaasko

You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got Cash503 taken away from you!

mighty shuttle
#

/bal

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

You made a great pun! Take this Cash72.

rough merlin
#

work

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
fulger10

You went to work and gained Cash52

rough merlin
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
fulger10

You kidnap a citizen and take them hostage for Cash668

rough merlin
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
fulger10

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you Cash312 for the good time.

chrome ravine
#

@rough merlin better deposit it all in #bar

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
a_shadowy_friend_2

You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make Cash63.

chrome ravine
#

Don't want anyone to rob

rough merlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
fulger10

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid Cash57 for doing his job.

rough merlin
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
fulger10

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 37 minutes and 29 seconds.

rough merlin
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
fulger10

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 37 minutes and 19 seconds.

fast canopy
chrome ravine
#

It's on cool down

#

Only work is on a ten minute cool down

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
a_shadowy_friend_2

You work as a fake bus passenger and earn Cash95 for filling up empty seats on the bus.

carmine hearth
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.ihavecutecats

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn Cash54 for your participation.

carmine hearth
#

/work

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
.ihavecutecats

Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes Cash184 from you as compensation.

carmine hearth
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
.ihavecutecats

You find some farming tools and steal a few when people aren't looking and sell them to a farmer for Cash366

carmine hearth
#

/deposit 266

night roost
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
__star__gazer__

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn Cash61

night roost
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
__star__gazer__

You infiltrate the FBI HQ and make out with the secret plans to sell for Cash256

night roost
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
__star__gazer__

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was Cash391 in a baggie next to you.

mighty shuttle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
fiiaasko

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn Cash64

mighty shuttle
#

/bal

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
fiiaasko

You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and Cash0.

mighty shuttle
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
fiiaasko

You were caught using a stolen credit card to buy things online and have been fined Cash0.

mighty shuttle
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
fiiaasko

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 14 seconds.

mighty shuttle
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
fiiaasko

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 38 seconds.

mighty shuttle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
fiiaasko

stopwatch You cannot work for 6 minutes and 29 seconds.

hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
thev1blu3s

One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for Cash95

hardy heron
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
thev1blu3s

Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John Cash387

hardy heron
#

What

fast urchin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
windshear4cast

After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you Cash92, it must be your lucky day!

chrome ravine
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
a_shadowy_friend_2

You bought and sold items and profited Cash66

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

You did some social work for a good cause ! You received Cash54 for your contributions !

low mantle
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you Cash282 for public indecency.

low mantle
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you Cash308 in payment for a cleaner.

low mantle
#

smh

mighty shuttle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
fiiaasko

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you Cash92, as it was originally their job

mighty shuttle
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
fiiaasko

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned Cash358

rough merlin
#

/WORK

silent galeBOT
#
fulger10

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you Cash96.

rough merlin
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
fulger10

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of Cash257, and you go ahead with it.

rough merlin
#

/cro,e

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
fulger10

You sneak into a hotel room and steal the minibar, selling the contents for Cash517

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of Cash54 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

low mantle
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty Cash656 fine

low mantle
#

ffs

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's Cash173

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

You work as a beefeater and earn Cash75

low mantle
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

You trespassed onto private property and have been fined Cash457.

low mantle
#

BRO

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as Cash131!

proper tartan
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
andreiplay754

You go down on that rich kid and earn Cash352

proper tartan
#

/sluy

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
andreiplay754

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 46 seconds.

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain Cash91 though.

low mantle
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing Cash104 to resolve your burnt skin.

low mantle
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty Cash383 fine

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn Cash79

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make Cash85.

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

A sudden gust of wind blows Cash92 in your direction.

neon sentinel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
squrop

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain Cash86 though.

neon sentinel
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
squrop

You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was Cash286.

neon sentinel
#

brooo

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
squrop

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 34 seconds.

neon sentinel
#

ts pmo sm icl

neon sentinel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
squrop

You did some social work for a good cause ! You received Cash61 for your contributions !

neon sentinel
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
squrop

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in Cash147

neon sentinel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
squrop

You do some work around the house for Cash74

neon sentinel
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
squrop

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 19 minutes and 5 seconds.

hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
thev1blu3s

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you Cash75 for your hard work

hardy heron
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
thev1blu3s

Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you Cash230 for public indecency.

hardy heron
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
thev1blu3s

You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost Cash425

hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
thev1blu3s

You help clean a horses stable for Cash97

fast urchin
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
windshear4cast

You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined Cash486

fast urchin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
windshear4cast

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you Cash73 for a good job.

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

You suggest something good and get rewarded Cash65

low mantle
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find Cash197 on the way back to your ship.

ionic heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sundarkmode

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn Cash84 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

rare linden
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
thebusdriver765

You take your cat for a walk and gain Cash86

rare linden
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
thebusdriver765

You sell some cocaine and earn Cash553...

rare linden
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
thebusdriver765

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you Cash142

rare linden
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
thebusdriver765

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 48 seconds.

rare linden
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
thebusdriver765

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 35 seconds.

rare linden
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
thebusdriver765

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 24 seconds.

ruby void
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
queenhoneybee01

You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them Cash448 in damages.

ruby void
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
queenhoneybee01

You work as a help desk technician and earn Cash65

ruby void
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
queenhoneybee01

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you Cash372 for your services.

low mantle
#

/work