You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn
372
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You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn
372
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
305 for your hard work.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
95 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
73.
You work all day at the factory
77
/work
You are paid
100 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
168, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/rob @cobalt tartan
You robbed
32 from halrirae.
thanks dork
Fuck you
Your mother will be crashed by a car on the road or hit buy a gun tomorrow@mr.medic.
Oh no today is tomorrow my mother was just hit by a gun
/work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth
88.
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
98.
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
85 for doing it
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
159 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
You work as a circus clown and earn
60.
/rob @cobalt tartan
You were caught attempting to rob halrirae, and have been fined
529.
🥀
/work
You sell bananas for
63

/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
93 I think...
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
85.
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
118
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
50
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
79 as in return!
/rob @cobalt tartan
You were caught attempting to rob halrirae, and have been fined
69.
Im done

You attempted to rob femmedeart, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @cobalt tartan
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
TRUE
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
100.
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
67
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
98!
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
72.
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
59!
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
84
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
98
/work
You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make
56 for your therapeutic skills.
/work
You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make
64 for spreading joy and happiness.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
93
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
50.
/work
You find
68 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
73
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
65.
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
57.
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
67
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
96
/work
You take part in a medical research study and get paid
87 for your participation.
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
89 for helping them out.
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
152
/crime
You tried to cheat on a test by writing answers on your arm, but got caught and have been given a
683 fine.
/rob @cobalt tartan
You robbed
15 from halrirae.
You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined
200.
You cannot commit a crime for 30 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win
95.
/work
You went to work and gained
58
/crime
You were caught driving under the influence of drugs and have been fined
80.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 46 seconds.
AWW MAN

/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
57
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
71
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
208 to fix your leg
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
51.
/work
You work as a model and earn
57
/work
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make
85.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
69.
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
213.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
58
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
85
/crime
You rob a McDonald's and take
514.
/crime
You were caught trespassing onto a construction site and have been fined
200.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
62 on the ground.
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
63 for your team winning!
/slut
You get
317 through donations on your cam stream.
/crime
You hack into the mainframe, getting
281 in the process
/rob @turbid wolf
You attempted to rob scrabbled.mutt, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
HA
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
50!
/crime
You were caught speeding and have been fined
131.
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
89.
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
71!
/work
You cannot work for 29 seconds.
/work
You were farming and earned
99
/crime
You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a
274 fine.
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
99
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
94
/work
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
55 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/work
You work as a fake bus passenger and earn
98 for filling up empty seats on the bus.
/daily
/work
You make a living selling weed for
67 a day
/work
You drive women to the store for
84
/crime
You were caught driving under the influence of alcohol and have been fined
284.
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
100.
/work
You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make
66 for spreading joy and happiness.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.
/crime
You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had
266 stolen from you!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 47 seconds.
/crime
You stole a package from your neighbour and sold it on the deep web for
491
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
59.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
386
/earn
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
96
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
75 for your struggles.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/crime
The local street gang pays you
536 after helping them beat an innocent citizen
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
93.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 56 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 27 seconds.
/work
You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make
86 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.
/crime
You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took
295 from you and left.
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
82
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
91
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
50
/crime
You dress up as a clown and rob a bank, managing to escape with
253
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
273!
/work
You receive a check of
60 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
72
/crime
You steal your grandma's purse, and find
602 and some butterscotch candy.
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
96!
/work
You work as a professional tea taster and earn
59 for tasting different types of tea.
/crime
You break into a bakery and steal all the bread, selling it to a group of pigeons for
661
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 47 minutes and 12 seconds.
/crime
You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of
200.
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
78 when you got back home
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
54
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
86.
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
93!
/crime
You were caught shoplifting a bag of chips and have been fined
361.
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
247
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
98
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
66.
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
82
/work
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
60 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
84.
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
88! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
Just take the
80 and go...
/collect
You have no role income to collect!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.
/dep all
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
60. Congrats!
/crime
You held a bus hostage and got paid
357
/dep
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
95!
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
167
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
89.
/work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
76 for your time and effort.
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
86
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
69 after the pizzeria closes down.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
305 : D
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
87 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
78
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
56.
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
62
/slut
That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
262 in hospital fees.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
60
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
54!
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 30 seconds.
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
83
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
61
/work
You make a living selling weed for
91 a day
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 41 seconds.
/balance
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
95 I think...
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
85 anyway.
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
78
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
95.
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
55
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
100 for a good job.
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
372 from the client
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
320.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
84
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
87 for a good job.
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
230
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
61
You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at
332.
UGH
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
72.
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
67
/work
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
/work
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
/work
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
/work
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
62 for it!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
90!
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 9 seconds.
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
91
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
57
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
94
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
Frick
/crime
Nuh, uh, uh, mister! You are fined
692.
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
383 : D
/work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth
98.
/work
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
392... yikes
/crime
Nuh, uh, uh, mister! You are fined
300.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 48 seconds.
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
80
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
280 fine!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 7 seconds.
/crime
During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing
0 when you wake up.
You robbed
128 from deus.ex.makima.
/deposit all
/work
You are paid
85 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 48 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
56
Ty for the warning
I deposited my things
So tanjiro doesn't go at me next
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
57.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
68
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
241
/crime
You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty
378 fine
/rob @upper mica
You attempted to rob pixerrift, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost
295.
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
82. Congrats!
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
375... yikes
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
85. Good job.
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
94
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
54 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
59 😃
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
55
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
99 was earned.
/work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth
65.
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
78
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
93
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
99
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 28 seconds.
/crime
You rob a gas station of all its fidget spinners. You sell them for
457 to some 11 year olds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 14 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 51 minutes and 43 seconds.
/slut
You earn
314 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 29 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 seconds.
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
92!
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
78
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
81
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
89!
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
56
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
76
/work
You serve the customers and receive
96
/work
You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make
83 for your therapeutic skills.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
81
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
84 in profits
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
89!
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
69. Good job.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
65
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
58
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
77
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
63
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
78 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/slut
An adult video site pays you
330 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
You worked as a bartender, and earned
71 from selling drinks
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
114.
/crime
You successfully created a pyramid scheme making
433 in the process.
/work
You clean the chimney and find
61.
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
58
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
52
You vandalised a public park and have been fined
330.
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
164
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
79
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
91!
/work
You receive a check of
55 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
57.
You cannot work for 22 seconds.
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
91 for your hard work
/work
You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make
99 for your unicorn whispering skills.
/crime
You were caught using a stolen credit card to buy things online and have been fined
196.
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
0 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
62.
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
97
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
93
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
86.
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
208.
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
61!
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
163
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
68 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
83
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
94
/crime
Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you
570
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
124 for the good time.
/work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make
100 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
67.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 50 seconds.
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for
281
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 59 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
51
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
57
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
94.
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
90!
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
78
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
86 off your new game.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
90
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
99.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
388
/crime
Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined
487
/work
You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make
65.
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
67
/work
You sell your crab for
81, you monster
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
55.
/slut
You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined
202 to get it cured.
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
95
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
97.
/crime
You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for
641
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
143, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
97
wow highest one ive seen
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
368.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
57
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 21 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
58.
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
64!
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
79
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
72.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 17 seconds.
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
82
/crime
You stole a mystery box from Walmart, it was full of turtlenecks valued at
695.
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
86
/rob a_shadowy_friend_2
You attempted to rob a_shadowy_friend_2, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
54 from donations
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 3 minutes and 44 seconds.
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
157
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
51
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
69
/work
You work as a pet food taster and earn
83.
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
73 near one of the potatoes
/work
You work as an egg and earn
69
/work
You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning
58 as a reward.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 40 seconds.
/crime
You steal a celebrity's autograph book and sell it to a fan for
646.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
85
/crime
You sell cellular phones for a whopping
370
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
97
/crime
You steal someone's Halloween candy and give your friend half of it. He pays you
504
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 16 seconds.
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
56
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn
54 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
86.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
76.
/crime
You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose
664 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.
/crime
You set up a fake kickstarter for a game and end up stealing
620 from unsuspecting investors.
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
66
/work
Just take the
70 and go...
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
73.
/slut
You rake in
247, but your butthole will never be the same...
/crime
You call a few friends and raid a newspaper shop with machetes. The operation is successful, and from the loot you earn
294.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
63
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 3 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
62
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
89.
You cannot work for 45 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 20 seconds.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
50
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
84.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
94
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make
86 from your gullible followers.
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
59
/crime
You were caught stealing a bike and have been fined
278.
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
242.
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
62
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
85
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
54
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
99
/work
You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning
84 as a reward.
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
60
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
70.
/crime
You steal
396 from a child and (narrowly) escape.
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
57
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 44 seconds.
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 37 seconds.
😔
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 17 seconds.
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
72
/work
You cannot work for 8 seconds.
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
80
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
56
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
71 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
78
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
52
/work
You serve the customers and receive
64
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
68
You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid
77 for streaming it online.
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
63
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
53.
/crime
It's your lucky day! You found an unlocked bus and took out
424 from the box of fares.
/work
You milk a cow for
75
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
98
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
94!
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
97
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
315
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
282.
/crime
On Highway 9 you come across a courier heading to New Tulsa. You have a small conversation and figure out he is transporting a shipment of scavenged poker chips. Filled with greed you put a bullet in his gut and loot the package. When returning to New Tulsa you sneak the chips into the Hard Rock and cash them in for
629. No one found out... thank God.
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
83
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
52, it must be your lucky day!
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
73
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
78.
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
76
/crime
Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts
463 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
62 for your team winning!
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
57 for all your items.
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
108
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
Just take the
77 and go...
/crime
You rob a liquor store for
596
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
377 inside it
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
97 for all your items.
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
52
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
58
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
93
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
66
/work
You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make
52 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
70
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
71 on the ground.
/work
You sell bananas for
94
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
60, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/crime
You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you
580 for being a lazy ass person.
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
151.
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
94
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
81.
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
81.
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
51!
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
68 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/crime
After many failed attempts, you decide to rob the orphanage, knowing that no one will help them. Upon arriving they are so excited to see a visitor your heart melts and you donate
276 to the orphanage.
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 45 seconds.
/slut
You rake in
279, but your butthole will never be the same...
/crime
You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed
200 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
0.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You become a game developer and raised
94 for charity.
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
91
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
54
/crime
Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost
567.
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
144 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
65
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
68.
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
146
You take your dog for a walk and gain
58
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 35 seconds.
/crime
You were caught stealing a bike and have been fined
349.
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
63
/work
You drive women to the store for
60
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You become a game developer and raised
64 for charity.
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
262 on the way back to your ship.
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
312!
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
54.
/crime
You assassinate a high priority target. Your client pays you
271.
/dep all
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
77
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
54
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
54 for doing his job.
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
57.
/work
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make
50.
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
55 in your direction.
/work
You repair the lights and receive
94
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
77 to help fund the project!
/crime
You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a
277 fine!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 45 seconds.
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
0 from you.
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
213!
/crime
You were caught stealing copper wire from an abandoned building and have been fined
630.
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
60
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
66!
/work
You slept in a bed and found
99 under your pillow when you woke up
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
54
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
79.
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
72
/work
You receive a check of
100 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/crime
You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of
124!
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
78 for helping them out.
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
161 in total.
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
67