#back-room
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You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
73 for the hard work
/work
You were farming and earned
50
/crime
You are hired by one of the admins to take out a server member. You were caught by the police and are fined
675
/work
You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid
76 for streaming it online.
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
60.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
60
/work
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
58.
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
80
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
87 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
60 and given a bottle of wine.
/crime
You trip on a banana on your getaway, and get busted for
633!
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
151.
/work
You walk dogs for
96.
/crime
You travel back in time to before the Gold Rush began and take all the gold. You travel back to the present and trade it in for
667.
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
258
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
64
/crime
Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you
376 in sheer terror.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 19 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 57 seconds.
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
53 worth of scrap.
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
96
/work
You work all day at the factory
66
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
139 for surgery.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 seconds.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
92
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
62
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
84
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
81
/work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
76 for your time and effort.
/crime
You sell your first mixtape and earn
359
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
85
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
146.
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
87. Good job!
/crime
You were caught poaching endangered wildlife and have been fined
200.
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
79 off of donations.
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
56.
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
76.
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
200
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
93
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
151 from the client
/crime
A sudden gust of wind blows away
691
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
50!
/work
You worked and gained
70
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
223
I john'ed my marston
I Arthur'ed my Morgan
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
83
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
67!
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
67
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
96
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
79 for doing it
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
298
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
200!
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
90
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
56!
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
87 for helping them out.
/work
You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make
83.
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
395
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
57 for your efforts!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
82
/work
You make a living selling weed for
71 a day
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
196.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You make a living selling weed for
53 a day
/crime
You were caught shoplifting a bag of chips and have been fined
57.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
75
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/crime
You were caught spray painting "free hugs" on a building and have been fined
299.
/kill
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
54
/work
You work as a model and earn
68
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
95
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
72 in your direction.
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
81
/rob @cobalt tartan
You were caught attempting to rob halrirae, and have been fined
503.
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
54.
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
81. The students loved you!
/rob @ruby egret
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 4 minutes.
/work
You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make
84 for your dedication to dental hygiene.
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
53 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
79
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
76.
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
60
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
312
/work
You work as the president and earn
82
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
96
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
389.
/work
A drunk man pays you
76 to walk backwards.
/work
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn
59 for your participation.
/work
You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make
60 for your expertise in unicorn management.
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
144 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
91.
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
56
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
157, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
NOOO
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
66!
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
59 for your work.
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
86!
/work
You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make
84 for your unicorn whispering skills.
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
243 for violating the stay-at-home order.

/work
You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make
50 for your insight into the future.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
95 from your peers.
/work
You make a living selling weed for
52 a day
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
74 though.
/work
You got featured and won
79
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
60
/work
You cannot work for 15 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 5 seconds.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
73
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
74
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
63. The students loved you!
/work
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
94.
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
74
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
159 : D
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
90 for helping them out.
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
60
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
78
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
65
/work
You work as a model and earn
64
/crime
You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for
693
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
321.
/dep
/crime
While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost
345.
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
80 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/work
You battled and gained
99.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
97
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
92 from selling drinks
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
72.
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
59
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
186 from the client
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
74
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
76!
#636520
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
94 off of donations.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
55
/work
You sell your crab for
80, you monster
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
78
/crime
Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined
322
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
77!
/collect
You have no role income to collect!
/crime
You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined
288
You robbed
72 from halrirae.
/rob @hardy heron
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
i dont have money dawg
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
57
/crime
You hacked into the bank and received
343 and an invitation to Anonymous
/work
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make
67 for your bravery and heroism.
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
59
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
62
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
342 from the client
/crime
You choked on your aspirations. You lost
396
You work for a private military company, earning
91
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
278.
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
72
/work
A drunk man pays you
87 to walk backwards.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
59
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
79
/crime
You pickpocket a man/woman. You manage to get
691.
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
168
/work
You were farming and earned
52
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
51.
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
233.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
79
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
302
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
57 for the hard work
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
71
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
92 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
76.
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
72.
You have no role income to collect!
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
265.
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
97
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
152
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
87 on the ground.
/work
You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid
95 for streaming it online.
/work
You slept in a bed and found
61 under your pillow when you woke up
/work
You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make
70 for spreading joy and happiness.
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
94
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
176 to stop because that's weird.
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
74.
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
88!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 41 seconds.
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
158.
/work
You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make
67 for your therapeutic skills.
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
81
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
362.
/work
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make
98 for your bravery and heroism.
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
314 fine!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.
/crime
You have been fined
243 because you ate during work hours.
/work
You slept in a bed and found
89 under your pillow when you woke up
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
53
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
241
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
60
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
76 because we pity you.
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
257.
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
68
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
100
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
349 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
97
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
84
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
56
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
267... yikes
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
69.
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
65 was earned.
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
73 off your new game.
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
79!
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
121 to your Patreon!
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
60, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make
93 for your dedication to laziness.
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
363
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
73
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
95
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/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
71
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
64!
You work as a pilot and earn
60
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
389 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
71
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
84
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
246
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
77
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
247 to stop because that's weird.
/work
You found
72 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
85 for it!
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 4 seconds.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
95 for your work.
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
86
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
178!
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
91 for the hard work
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
140
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
71 out of pity.
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make
60 for your lack of effort.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
70
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
189 for disturbing the public peace.
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
62 from selling drinks
/crime
You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost
681
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
85
What
/crime
You steal a fire hydrant and sell it to a scrap yard for
593
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 37 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 46 seconds.
/crime
You find a trading vulnerability in a game and duplicate inventory for which you sell and earn
482
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
99
Bet
/work
You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make
97 for your dedication to laziness.
/crime
You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you
309 in payment for a cleaner.
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
62
/crime
You work for a hacking association and earn
516
/slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined
366
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
165 to get it repaired.
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
77
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
98 off your performance.
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
80!
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
69.
/crime
You steal a luxury yacht and sell it to a wealthy businessman for
357.
/balance
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
54 I think...
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
81
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
81
/Slut
You work at the strip club and earn
127.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 33 seconds.
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
316.
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
92
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
58
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 39 seconds.
/rob @clear breach
You were caught attempting to rob samael726, and have been fined
258.
BRUH
what the hell
/rob @clear breach
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
/work
You work as a fake bus passenger and earn
90 for filling up empty seats on the bus.
/crime
You pickpocket a passing noble, guess crime does pay after all. You manage to steal
671
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
160... yikes
/crime
Don't tell anybody what you just did. Here is
524.
oh
oh wow
we can play now
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 15 seconds.
/slut
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
/work
You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid
80 for streaming it online.
/crime
You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of
351!
Omd
/buy chicken
/work
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
/work
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
70
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 43 minutes and 54 seconds.
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
294.
BRUH
You take your cat for a walk and gain
98
/work
You drive women to the store for
95
/slut
You rake in
336, but your butthole will never be the same...
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
56
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
74
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
224 for your hard work.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 26 seconds.
/rob <lanos0082>
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob lanos0082
You attempted to rob lanos0082, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You steal a street performer's hat filled with money, making
350
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
75.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
53
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
265 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
91 because we pity you.
/work
You gave yourself
55 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
60
/work
You work as a caterpillar walker and earn
71 for walking caterpillars on leaves.
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
83
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
68!
/slut
You rake in
377, but your butthole will never be the same...
You earned
152 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
55, it must be your lucky day!
You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a
544 fine.
/work
You work as a professional bed tester and earn
71.
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
71.
/crime
You murdered your old CEO and found
532 in his jacket!
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
272.
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
81
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
66.
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
54.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
89
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
67!
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
175 in total.
LOLLLL
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
157 to fix your leg
You work as a human statue and earn
75
/ crime
You were caught spray painting "free hugs" on a building and have been fined
293.
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
78 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
64.
/crime
You broke into the Warden's office and stole his chair. You managed to sell it for
445.
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
326.
/crime
You steal a celebrity's autograph book and sell it to a fan for
658.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
88 on the ground.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win
51.
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
97
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
172
/crime
You trespassed onto private property and have been fined
631.
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
214
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
86
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
110
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
100
/crime
Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined
100
/rob lanos0082
You attempted to rob lanos0082, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
90
/work
You make a living selling weed for
95 a day
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
341 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
59
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
96
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
210.
/crime
You were caught shoplifting a bag of chips and have been fined
458.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
52 for your work.
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
76!
who wanna fuck?
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
133
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
99.
/crime
You steal
465 from your baby sister's allowance money from her sparkly pink piggy bank.
/work
You slept in a bed and found
88 under your pillow when you woke up
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
67
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
173.
/crime
You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined
616.
UGHHH
/slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
363 to get it repaired.
/crime
You get caught kicking puppies and get fined
521
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
59.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
77
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
86.
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
61 .
/work
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make
81 for your vivid imagination.
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
61
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/crime
You were caught poaching endangered wildlife and have been fined
283.
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
227.
/work
You take part in a medical research study and get paid
81 for your participation.
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
64
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
50.
/crime
An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined
169
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
58
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
346.
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
77
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
110 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
91
/crime
You help illegal immigrants cross the border and they paid you
490.
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
175!
/work
You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid
54 for sorting jelly beans by color.
You attempted to rob samael726, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is
254.
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
0 for having your junk out.
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
250.
/work
You work as a fake bus passenger and earn
84 for filling up empty seats on the bus.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
91
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
100 for your hard work
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
72 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
95
/crime
After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for
416.
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
239
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
72 for the hard work
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 16 seconds.
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
81 for your services.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
96
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
104 and a sore ass.
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
378!
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
61 for doing it
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
88 in profits
/work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
67 for your time and effort.
/crime
You were caught vandalising and were fined
472
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
282 and maybe chlamydia.
balls
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
54
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
64
/work
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make
88 for your vivid imagination.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
92, as it was originally their job
You work as a wine taster and earn
60
Nuh, uh, uh, mister! You are fined
266.
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
318
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
69
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You slept in a bed and found
81 under your pillow when you woke up
/crime
After many failed attempts, you decide to rob the orphanage, knowing that no one will help them. Upon arriving they are so excited to see a visitor your heart melts and you donate
337 to the orphanage.
/slut
You get paid
397 for crossdressing
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
65
/slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
291
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
70 as in return!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
51.
You kidnaped a cat and took it hostage for
585
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
111 for the good time.
/work
You receive a check of
75 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
You repair the arcade machines and receive
77
The cops start chasing you, and
381 falls out of your pocket!
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
172.
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
94!
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
192 for having your junk out.
You worked as a businessman and earned
57
You steal a customer's lucky gold coin which you sell for
412.
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
173 and a sore ass.
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
73 for all your items.
/work
You cannot work for 32 seconds.
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
89 for it.
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
97
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
95 though.
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
231.
You were caught dumping trash illegally and have been fined
257.
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
237
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
50
/crime
You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of
513
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
62!
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
86
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
50.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
95, as it was originally their job
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
96
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
285.
/work
You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make
94 for your unicorn whispering skills.
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
383 to fuck the girls inside.
/crime
You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole
266 from you!
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
74
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
93 from donations
/crime
You successfully complete a heist and earn
441!
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn
53 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
68
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
136.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
68
/slut
You take it up the ass for
328
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
298 from you as compensation.
/crime
You were caught driving under the influence of alcohol and have been fined
0.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
64 for your work.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
80 on the ground.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
52
/crime
You stole a couple rifles and sold it for
476
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 55 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 42 seconds.
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
353
Realistic.
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 9 seconds.
/crime
You were caught eating spaghetti without meatballs, and have been given a
252 fine!
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
344.
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
61
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
79
/slut
You get paid
315 for crossdressing
/work
You become a game developer and raised
97 for charity.
/crime
You sneak into a farm and steal a cow, selling it to a butcher for
577
/rob censoredscreamin
You were caught attempting to rob censoredscreaming, and have been fined
441.
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
78
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
83
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
86!
/slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
144 to get it repaired.
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
64
/work
You receive a check of
64 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid
79 for moving traffic cones on the road.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
68
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
67.
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
58.
Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts
555 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.
You shake what your momma gave you for
246.
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
92
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
96 anyway.
/work
You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning
70 as a reward.
/work
You receive a check of
62 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
77 for your time and effort.