#back-room

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kaas_burger112

You were caught driving under the influence of alcohol and have been fined Cash335.

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kaas_burger112

You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you Cash253.

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__yourworstnightmare__

You have a good night out and earn Cash173.

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__yourworstnightmare__

You work as a zoologist and earn Cash60

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mini_comet3

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you Cash58.

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baine406

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got Cash63.

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fluffybutt2028

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find Cash50 worth of scrap.

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fluffybutt2028

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

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lourenco_2011.

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you Cash267 as a punishment because there's kids watching.

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__yourworstnightmare__

You worked at the office overtime for Cash93

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__yourworstnightmare__

You become a pimp and earn Cash385!

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halrirae

You fail at work, but your boss pays you Cash66 out of pity.

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cobalt tartan
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halrirae

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baddomin8r54

You work as a bounty hunter and earn Cash97

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baddomin8r54

You steal your neighbour's garden gnome and sell it on eBay for Cash614

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ruby egret
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mini_comet3

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid Cash96.

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ruby egret
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mini_comet3

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got Cash63 I think...

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ruby egret
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mini_comet3

You successfully complete a heist and earn Cash303!

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mini_comet3

You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make Cash88.

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ruby egret
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/crime

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mini_comet3

You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for Cash446

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cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make Cash100 for your dedication to dental hygiene.

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__yourworstnightmare__

You work as a director of sand bags and earn Cash59

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__yourworstnightmare__

You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you Cash110!

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/work

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baine406

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you Cash92 for a good job.

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kaas_burger112

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you Cash95 for a good job.

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kaas_burger112

You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a Cash366 fine!

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kaas_burger112

Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose Cash246.

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broken sorrel
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/work

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baine406

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash84

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broken sorrel
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baine406

You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make Cash72 for your insight into the future.

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toxic fossil
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/crime

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stoswamp

You find a wallet on the ground containing Cash391. You pick it up and look at the ID inside. You see the man on the ID card running around frantically looking for said wallet. You pocket the wallet and walk away.

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toxic fossil
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/crime

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stoswamp

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.

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stoswamp

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make Cash83 for your lack of effort.

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stoswamp

You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined Cash271 for disturbing the public peace.

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toxic fossil
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stoswamp

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 58 seconds.

toxic fossil
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/rob mini_comet3

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stoswamp

xmark You attempted to rob mini_comet3, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

toxic fossil
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/rob kaas_burger112

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stoswamp

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

toxic fossil
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/rob

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stoswamp

xmark Too few arguments given.

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toxic fossil
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/rob

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stoswamp

xmark Too few arguments given.

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toxic fossil
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/slut

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stoswamp

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 19 seconds.

toxic fossil
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stoswamp

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 13 seconds.

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baine406

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of Cash94.

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ranked_austin

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn Cash67

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tatchycrane

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some Cash325

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tatchycrane

You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn Cash98

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halrirae

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you Cash68 for your work.

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halrirae

You work as a human statue and earn Cash63

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halrirae

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn Cash56

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toxic fossil
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/work

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stoswamp

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in Cash79.

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toxic fossil
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/rob

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stoswamp

xmark Too few arguments given.

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/slug

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stoswamp

You flashed your tits while streaming and received Cash182 in donations!

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cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

You work as a circus clown and earn Cash68.

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iamthedystort1on

You work as a cross dresser model and earn Cash81

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hardy heron
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iamthedystort1on

Your condom supply runs out and you pay Cash310 to restock.

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hardy heron
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iamthedystort1on

You were caught in the act, and fined Cash466

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hardy heron
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GRR

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/work

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mini_comet3

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn Cash99 for your team winning!

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hardy heron
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iamthedystort1on

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of Cash65 😃

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hardy heron
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/slut

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iamthedystort1on

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole Cash228.

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/work

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buttlord827

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you Cash99.

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/slut

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buttlord827

You fucked a traffic cone and found Cash100 inside it

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buttlord827

You loiter and are fined Cash545.

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iamthedystort1on

You rob a drug dealer and gain Cash581

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blazing solstice
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jazty

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded Cash74.

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blazing solstice
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/slut

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jazty

You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost Cash274.

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jazty

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.

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jazty

You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined Cash0.

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/work

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jazty

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 28 seconds.

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derlord0050

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn Cash70

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derlord0050

You sell naked photos of yourself online for Cash159.

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derlord0050

You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined Cash587

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broken sorrel
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baine406

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for Cash71.

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broken sorrel
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baine406

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn Cash87

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broken sorrel
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baine406

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you Cash94.

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spookycamel_

You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid Cash76 for streaming it online.

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spookycamel_

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

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spookycamel_

After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined Cash347 but you really don't remember.

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kevinspc

You storm the local police station and steal all their bribery money worth Cash511

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kevinspc

You worked for the Police and earned Cash85

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monkey_56443_02353

You steal a car and take it to the junkyard Cash391

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monkey_56443_02353

You did some social work for a good cause ! You received Cash80 for your contributions !

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monkey_56443_02353

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 25 seconds.

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halrirae

You baked some nice cookies for all, here is Cash74

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broken sorrel
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baine406

You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is Cash57

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r3m4r6bu

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn Cash96.

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/crime

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r3m4r6bu

You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost Cash345

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glass gyro
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r3m4r6bu

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 41 seconds.

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r3m4r6bu

stopwatch You cannot work for 4 minutes and 9 seconds.

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r3m4r6bu

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 51 minutes and 24 seconds.

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r3m4r6bu

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn Cash51

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mini_comet3

You worked and gained Cash50

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r3m4r6bu

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received Cash82!

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r3m4r6bu

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 20 minutes and 3 seconds.

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devildiehl66

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with Cash79

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ripe badger
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devildiehl66

You sell naked photos of yourself online for Cash279.

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devildiehl66

You successfully take furniture from the furniture store and sell it online for Cash581!

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broken sorrel
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baine406

You work for a private military company, earning Cash92

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r3m4r6bu

You develop games for a living and earn Cash58.

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r3m4r6bu

You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for Cash507.

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halrirae

You work at the dump all day. Then you found Cash64 from a thrown out wallet.

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broken sorrel
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baine406

You work as a wine taster and earn Cash52

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laranjinho64

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you Cash69 for helping them out.

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jazty

On Highway 9 you come across a courier heading to New Tulsa. You have a small conversation and figure out he is transporting a shipment of scavenged poker chips. Filled with greed you put a bullet in his gut and loot the package. When returning to New Tulsa you sneak the chips into the Hard Rock and cash them in for Cash442. No one found out... thank God.

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jazty

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn Cash90

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jazty

You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent Cash344 on medical bills.

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halrirae

You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make Cash72 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.

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halrirae

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received Cash58 from your peers.

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clear_sundown

You milk a cow for Cash82

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clear_sundown

You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of Cash193

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naive kraken
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What do they mean blow jobs?

cobalt tartan
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halrirae

A drunk man pays you Cash99 to walk backwards.

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jazty

You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a Cash188 fine!

Reply #636310
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jazty

Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you Cash0

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jazty

You work as a professional snuggler and earn Cash90

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r3m4r6bu

You rob a squirrel of his nuts and pawn them for Cash338

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r3m4r6bu

You are paid Cash82 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

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jazty

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you Cash61.

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jazty

Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won Cash151.

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jazty

You earn Cash186 for giving some succ (the good kind)

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r3m4r6bu

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make Cash56!

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r3m4r6bu

You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole Cash270 from you!

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mini_comet3

You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a Cash382 fine.

Reply #635888
ruby egret
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mini_comet3

You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay Cash134 to get it out

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ruby egret
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mini_comet3

You work as a street performer and earn Cash77

Reply #636362
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rxncour

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make Cash99 for your vivid imagination.

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professorbeak1

You worked hard at Burger King and earned Cash55

Reply #636534
thick axle
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professorbeak1

You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined Cash308!

Reply #636312
thick axle
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professorbeak1

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you Cash314 for your services.

Reply #636297
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r3m4r6bu

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with Cash112 and a real sore hangover.

Reply #636262
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r3m4r6bu

You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined Cash620

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glass gyro
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/work

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r3m4r6bu

You got cloned for science. You earned Cash82

Reply #635872
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halrirae

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn Cash70

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halrirae

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you Cash67.

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iamthedystort1on

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you Cash93

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jazty

You tried to smuggle illegal cheese across the border and got caught. You have been fined Cash186.

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jazty

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you Cash257 in order to keep quiet about it.

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blazing solstice
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jazty

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid Cash80

Reply #636419
thick axle
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professorbeak1

You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay Cash321 to get it repaired.

Reply #636005
thick axle
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professorbeak1

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got Cash79 I think...

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ripe badger
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devildiehl66

You got out of bed. Have Cash54

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ripe badger
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/slut

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devildiehl66

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn Cash215

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ripe badger
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devildiehl66

You were caught stealing from a charity and have been fined Cash593.

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r3m4r6bu

You were caught using someone else's gym membership and have been fined Cash379.

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r3m4r6bu

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find Cash189 on the way back to your ship.

Reply #635881
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r3m4r6bu

You suggest something good and get rewarded Cash50

Reply #636552
glass gyro
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r3m4r6bu

You become a game developer and raised Cash59 for charity.

Reply #636361
glass gyro
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r3m4r6bu

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 37 minutes and 34 seconds.

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jazty

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Reply #636384
blazing solstice
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jazty

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Reply #636501
blazing solstice
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Reply #27
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Reply #15
nova crest
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/crime

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kaas_burger112

While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined Cash267

Reply #636091
nova crest
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Reply #636070
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Reply #636347
gentle condor
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/ slut

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derlord0050

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Reply #636089
gentle condor
#

/ crime

silent galeBOT
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derlord0050

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Reply #636391
ember portal
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__yourworstnightmare__

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Reply #838130
ember portal
#

/slut

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__yourworstnightmare__

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Reply #636061
ember portal
#

WHAT?

#

/crime

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__yourworstnightmare__

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Reply #636517
grizzled cove
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Reply #636392
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Reply #176
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#

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Reply #635937
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Reply #18
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Reply #636473
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__yourworstnightmare__

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Reply #636295
ember portal
#

/slut

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__yourworstnightmare__

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Reply #636262
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#

/crime

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__yourworstnightmare__

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Reply #636164
ember portal
#

Damn

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#

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halrirae

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Reply #635872
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halrirae

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Reply #635902
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Reply #636146
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#

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jazty

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Reply #635924
blazing solstice
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jazty

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Reply #4
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iamthedystort1on

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Reply #636536
nova crest
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Reply #636418
nova crest
#

/crime

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kaas_burger112

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Reply #636323
nova crest
#

/slut

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kaas_burger112

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Reply #636291
thin stag
#

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Reply #636063
thin stag
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ruby egret
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mini_comet3

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Reply #55
ruby egret
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mini_comet3

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Reply #636212
ruby egret
#

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mini_comet3

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Reply #636535
grizzled cove
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j0shua123

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Reply #48
grizzled cove
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
j0shua123

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Reply #4910516
grizzled cove
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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j0shua123

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Reply #636479
ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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onc.e

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Reply #636111
ripe badger
#

/slut

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onc.e

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Reply #635894
ripe badger
#

/slut

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
onc.e

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 44 seconds.

ripe badger
#

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onc.e

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Reply #636334
blissful root
#

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silent galeBOT
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ju_usto

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Reply #636379
blissful root
#

/slut

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ju_usto

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Reply #636500
blissful root
#

/crime

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#
ju_usto

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Reply #4910552
blissful root
#

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#
ju_usto

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Reply #72
blissful root
#

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#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
ju_usto

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blissful root
#

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#
ju_usto

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blissful root
#

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#
ju_usto

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Reply #636440
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#

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clear_sundown

You suggest something good and get rewarded Cash87

Reply #636552
naive kraken
#

/slut

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#
clear_sundown

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Reply #636070
blissful root
#

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#
ju_usto

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Reply #636349
blissful root
#

/slut

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#
ju_usto

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grizzled cove
#

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j0shua123

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Reply #636397
grizzled cove
#

/crime

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j0shua123

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Reply #636104
grizzled cove
#

/slut

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#
j0shua123

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Reply #635909
tough nacelle
#

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Reply #636482
tough nacelle
#

/slut

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lunaticdoesdumstuff

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Reply #635883
blissful root
#

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#
ju_usto

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Reply #636082
blissful root
#

/slut

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#
ju_usto

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Reply #635906
blissful root
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
ju_usto

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Reply #636248
icy sonnet
#

/slut

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#
menace_to_socioty

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Reply #636269
icy sonnet
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
menace_to_socioty

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Reply #636180
icy sonnet
#

/work

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#
menace_to_socioty

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Reply #636441
icy sonnet
#

/rob forge

silent galeBOT
#
menace_to_socioty

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - iamthedystort1on
2 - .forger
3 - forged6122

icy sonnet
#

1

silent galeBOT
#
menace_to_socioty

xmark You were caught attempting to rob iamthedystort1on, and have been fined Cash404.

cobalt tartan
#

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halrirae

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Reply #42
cobalt tartan
#

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halrirae

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Reply #4910408
cobalt tartan
#

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halrirae

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Reply #4910434
ruby egret
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mini_comet3

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Reply #635902
cobalt tartan
#

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halrirae

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Reply #636373
blazing solstice
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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jazty

You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of Cash67

Reply #636169
blazing solstice
#

/slut

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jazty

Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes Cash0, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.

Reply #636265
blazing solstice
#

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jazty

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Reply #31
broken sorrel
#

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baine406

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Reply #636512
grand forge
#

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jem9225

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Reply #44
grand forge
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jem9225

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Reply #635975
broken sorrel
#

/work

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baine406

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Reply #4910410
broken sorrel
#

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silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of Cash65 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

Reply #636363
hardy heron
#

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silent galeBOT
#
iamthedystort1on

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Reply #230203
hardy heron
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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iamthedystort1on

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Reply #636089
ripe badger
#

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silent galeBOT
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devildiehl66

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Reply #636489
ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
devildiehl66

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you Cash258 on your way out of the locker room.

Reply #636320
ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
devildiehl66

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Reply #636235
blazing solstice
#

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jazty

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Reply #170
blazing solstice
#

/slut

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#
jazty

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Reply #635930
blazing solstice
#

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silent galeBOT
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jazty

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Reply #4910411
cobalt tartan
#

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#
halrirae

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Reply #4910389
cobalt tartan
#

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halrirae

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Reply #11
cobalt tartan
#

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silent galeBOT
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halrirae

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Reply #4910389
hardy heron
#

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iamthedystort1on

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Reply #4910432
hardy heron
#

/crime

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#
iamthedystort1on

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Reply #636284
cobalt tartan
#

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halrirae

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Reply #636077
cobalt tartan
#

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halrirae

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Reply #4910434
cobalt tartan
#

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#
halrirae

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Reply #36
hardy heron
#

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iamthedystort1on

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Reply #636480
cobalt tartan
#

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halrirae

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Reply #636374
cobalt tartan
#

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halrirae

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Reply #636287
ruby egret
#

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mini_comet3

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Reply #6953
cobalt tartan
#

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halrirae

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Reply #37
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#

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halrirae

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Reply #636531
cobalt tartan
#

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#
halrirae

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Reply #636341
hardy heron
#

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iamthedystort1on

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Reply #636549
cobalt tartan
#

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halrirae

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Reply #6
umbral frost
#

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layniakk420

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Reply #635939
umbral frost
#

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cobalt tartan
#

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silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You suggest something good and get rewarded Cash55

Reply #636552
lost plume
#

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#
rangers0320

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Reply #4910395
lost plume
#

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silent galeBOT
#
rangers0320

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 37 seconds.

umbral frost
#

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layniakk420

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Reply #4910429
icy sonnet
#

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#
menace_to_socioty

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain Cash93

Reply #635919
icy sonnet
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
menace_to_socioty

You get paid Cash297 for crossdressing

Reply #635922
icy sonnet
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
menace_to_socioty

On Highway 9 you come across a courier heading to New Tulsa. You have a small conversation and figure out he is transporting a shipment of scavenged poker chips. Filled with greed you put a bullet in his gut and loot the package. When returning to New Tulsa you sneak the chips into the Hard Rock and cash them in for Cash520. No one found out... thank God.

Reply #636456
icy sonnet
#

/rob Halrirae

silent galeBOT
#
menace_to_socioty

xmark You were caught attempting to rob halrirae, and have been fined Cash639.

broken sorrel
#

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silent galeBOT
#
baine406

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Reply #636414
broken sorrel
#

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silent galeBOT
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baine406

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Reply #26
broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

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Reply #636507
white canopy
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
noahcosplay

One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid Cash257 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.

Reply #55476
static lagoon
#

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silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn Cash71

Reply #54
static lagoon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

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Reply #636085
ruby egret
#

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#
mini_comet3

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Reply #10
hardy heron
#

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iamthedystort1on

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Reply #636369
slate void
#

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lourenco_2011.

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Reply #67
cobalt tartan
#

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halrirae

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Reply #65
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#

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halrirae

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Reply #52
cobalt tartan
#

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halrirae

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Reply #47
cobalt tartan
#

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silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a Penguinologist and earn Cash57

Reply #636079
cobalt tartan
#

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silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You clean off the animatronics and get paid Cash83

Reply #636335
hardy heron
#

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silent galeBOT
#
iamthedystort1on

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned Cash98.

Reply #636429
hardy heron
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
iamthedystort1on

You flashed your tits while streaming and received Cash267 in donations!

Reply #636030
ember portal
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
__yourworstnightmare__

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for Cash79

Reply #636460
ember portal
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
__yourworstnightmare__

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for Cash398... yikes

Reply #635967
ember portal
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
__yourworstnightmare__

You hacked a bank and stole Cash413

Reply #636242
cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn Cash67

Reply #7083
clear breach
#

a professional what?

#

🤯

#

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silent galeBOT
#
samael726

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of Cash77.

Reply #636406
clear breach
#

look at that

#

solving mysteries

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
samael726

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 44 seconds.

clear breach
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
samael726

You host a fine wine tasting event and get Cash99

Reply #636087
clear breach
#

fine wine

#

this bot really knows me

#

how? we’ve never met

clear breach
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
samael726

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Reply #636411
ruby egret
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make Cash57.

Reply #4910428
ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
onc.e

You work as a Penguinologist and earn Cash61

Reply #636079
ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
onc.e

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you Cash191 after.

Reply #636261
velvet sandal
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jim_miltons

You work as a street performer and earn Cash89

Reply #636362
velvet sandal
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jim_miltons

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

velvet sandal
#

/

cobalt tartan
#

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silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn Cash50, albeit reluctantly.

Reply #636532
nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid Cash79

Reply #636420
nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of Cash370!

Reply #636160
nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned Cash110

Reply #838124
clear breach
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
samael726

You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid Cash87 for streaming it online.

Reply #4910427
silver shuttle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
xavvierre

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn Cash92

Reply #21
silver shuttle
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
xavvierre

You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined Cash423 .

Reply #636186
silver shuttle
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
xavvierre

You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a Cash109 fine!

Reply #636008
silver shuttle
#

Dang

minor geode
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
rey.man

You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing Cash165 to resolve your burnt skin.

Reply #636270
minor geode
#

DAMNIT

shy talon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
iwkyy

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received Cash94!

Reply #203527
minor geode
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
rey.man

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn Cash56

Reply #35
shy talon
#

nah mr beast dosent give 94 bucks

minor geode
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
rey.man

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

minor geode
#

wait mb

#

I forgor

shy talon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
iwkyy

You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined Cash294

Reply #635985
shy talon
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
iwkyy

You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of Cash0

Reply #635998
boreal lark
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
theguided3772

An adult video site pays you Cash259 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

Reply #55469
boreal lark
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
theguided3772

You dig around in your yard and gain Cash64

Reply #636382
ruby egret
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You worked as a bartender, and earned Cash99 from selling drinks

Reply #838263
clear breach
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
samael726

You sold fish sandwiches and earned Cash53 in profits

Reply #838133
clear breach
#

/rob @cunning tangle

silent galeBOT
#
samael726

xmark You attempted to rob baddomin8r54, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

boreal lark
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
theguided3772

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn Cash69

Reply #21
boreal lark
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
theguided3772

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for Cash171... yikes

Reply #635967
broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You take your dog for a walk and gain Cash98

Reply #636388
hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
iamthedystort1on

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of Cash55 off your new game.

Reply #55463
hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
iamthedystort1on

You work as a Penguinologist and earn Cash68

Reply #636079
ornate canopy
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
k4leidoscope28

You clean off the chairs and get paid Cash56

Reply #636336
glad ocean
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
hubba.bubbaa

You whip it out and manage to rake in Cash364

Reply #79
glad ocean
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
hubba.bubbaa

You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed Cash88.

Reply #636078
glad ocean
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
hubba.bubbaa

You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste Cash651 on getting high.

Reply #635977
cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip Cash54.

Reply #635939
cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work hard all day and your boss pays you Cash65 after the pizzeria closes down.

Reply #636352
hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
iamthedystort1on

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn Cash99

Reply #77
hardy heron
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
iamthedystort1on

You held the planet ransom with nukes for Cash545

Reply #636330
cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You receive a check of Cash66 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

Reply #636260
cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make Cash75 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

Reply #4910405
stone mason
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lomash_alexander

You got featured and won Cash98

Reply #636295
stone mason
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
lomash_alexander

You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined Cash98

Reply #636099
stone mason
#

/slute

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
lomash_alexander

You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you Cash0 to clean the stains.

Reply #55473
hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
iamthedystort1on

You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make Cash86 for your dedication to dental hygiene.

Reply #4910399
hardy heron
#

I just had brushed my teeth 2 minutes ago

clear breach
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
samael726

You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make Cash53 for your skills in temporal navigation.

Reply #4910392
old flax
#

/rob penislover42

silent galeBOT
#
rxncour

xmark You were caught attempting to rob penislover42, and have been fined Cash598.

old flax
hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
iamthedystort1on

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got Cash100 I think...

Reply #635916
hardy heron
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
iamthedystort1on

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated Cash275 to your Patreon!

Reply #635883
silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You work as a street performer and earn Cash79

Reply #636362
#
kaas_burger112

You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay Cash263 for bail!

Reply #636248
#
kaas_burger112

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you Cash185

Reply #635965
hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
iamthedystort1on

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn Cash100

Reply #635864
hardy heron
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
iamthedystort1on

You storm the local police station and steal all their bribery money worth Cash502

Reply #636161
clear breach
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
samael726

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn Cash65.

Reply #636412
clear breach
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
samael726

You were caught stealing from a charity and have been fined Cash610.

Reply #4910555
clear breach
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
samael726

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw Cash124 at you.

Reply #636455
ruby egret
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for Cash85

Reply #636397
ruby egret
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You were caught littering and have been fined Cash571.

Reply #4910508
ruby egret
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined Cash314

Reply #635985
hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
iamthedystort1on

You found Cash86 on the floor.

Reply #636294
nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn Cash59

Reply #73
nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You raided the enemy tribe and got Cash496

Reply #636148
nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You fucked a traffic cone and found Cash374 inside it

Reply #636329
stuck slate
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sunday333

You help clean up the local theater. You find Cash60 strewn about between the seats!

Reply #636507
stuck slate
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
sunday333

You robbed a bank and secured Cash451.

Reply #636475
stuck slate
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
sunday333

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you Cash168 for your services.

Reply #636297
hazy dew
#

/store

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mrbloodie

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find Cash69 worth of scrap.

Reply #636470
hazy dew
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mrbloodie

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 43 seconds.

hazy dew
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
mrbloodie

During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate Cash269 from you.

Reply #636426
hazy dew
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
mrbloodie

You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed Cash0.

Reply #636063
hazy dew
lavish perch
#

crazy

ruby egret
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You work as a Penguinologist and earn Cash55

Reply #636079
ruby egret
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a Cash438 fine!

Reply #635994
ruby egret
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You found an extra Cash394 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

Reply #635997
cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You slept in a bed and found Cash70 under your pillow when you woke up

Reply #838259
blazing solstice
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jazty

You battled and gained Cash70.

Reply #636473
cunning tangle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baddomin8r54

You work as a fake bus passenger and earn Cash76 for filling up empty seats on the bus.

Reply #4910416
hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
iamthedystort1on

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn Cash53

Reply #77
hardy heron
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
iamthedystort1on

You get Cash318 through donations on your cam stream.

Reply #636502
clear breach
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
samael726

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for Cash60

Reply #838228
clear breach
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
samael726

Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back Cash541 to dodge death.

Reply #635889
clear breach
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
samael726

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay Cash65

Reply #176
cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you Cash73 for watching.

Reply #636345
clear breach
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
samael726

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn Cash96

Reply #37
clear breach
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
samael726

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 22 minutes and 55 seconds.

clear breach
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
samael726

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes.

ruby egret
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for Cash52.

Reply #636303
cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn Cash87

Reply #46
clear breach
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
samael726

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly Cash75

Reply #636015
clear breach
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
samael726

You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost Cash198 when you fell over.

Reply #635993
clear breach
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
samael726

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash336.

Reply #636054
cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid Cash100 for doing it

Reply #636462
clear breach
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
samael726

You dig around in your yard and gain Cash57

Reply #636382
clear breach
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
samael726

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn Cash61

Reply #635869
clear breach
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
samael726

You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for Cash499

Reply #87
clear breach
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
samael726

You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you Cash156 to clean the stains.

Reply #55473
clear breach
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
samael726

You work as an elementary school teacher and earn Cash85

Reply #76
clear breach
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
samael726

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw Cash108 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

Reply #636453
clear breach
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
samael726

You lied on your tax return and have been fined Cash618.

Reply #4910539
cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You gave yourself Cash83 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

Reply #636480
hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
iamthedystort1on

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you Cash51.

Reply #834680
indigo echo
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kellan_11478

You help clean a horses stable for Cash69

Reply #3031286
indigo echo
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kellan_11478

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 23 seconds.

ruby egret
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you Cash89.

Reply #636258
ruby egret
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You work as a dog food taster and earn Cash75

Reply #34
clear breach
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
samael726

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned Cash51

Reply #635873
clear breach
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
samael726

You were caught fishing without a license and have been fined Cash329.

Reply #4910500
clear breach
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
samael726

You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job Cash104

Reply #636075
cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid Cash93 to dust off dinosaur fossils.

Reply #4910415
clear breach
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
samael726

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you Cash54 for your hard work

Reply #838130
cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You were farming and earned Cash73

Reply #636436
hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
iamthedystort1on

You work as an Irish dancer and earn Cash84

Reply #14
hardy heron
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
iamthedystort1on

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped Cash169

Reply #635904
clear breach
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
samael726

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn Cash75

Reply #36
cunning tangle
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
baddomin8r54

You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost Cash468 when you fell over.

Reply #635993
cunning tangle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baddomin8r54

Just take the Cash60 and go...

Reply #636322
blazing solstice
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jazty

You repair the lights and receive Cash100

Reply #636339
clear breach
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
samael726

You get a commission request, the payment is Cash80.

Reply #636379
proven condor
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jorjel_

You work as a smarties expert and earn Cash68

Reply #24
proven condor
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jorjel_

You were caught littering and have been fined Cash636.

Reply #4910508
cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You walk dogs for Cash80.

Reply #636065
cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned Cash79

Reply #635873
cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a sandwich artist and earn Cash95

Reply #4
tropic solstice
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
thepiginempire

You work as a dog food taster and earn Cash99

Reply #34
tropic solstice
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
thepiginempire

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

thin stag
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
thebro90000000000_70963

Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you Cash10 of stolen merchandise

Reply #636272
thin stag
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
thebro90000000000_70963

You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you Cash0 to clean the stains.

Reply #55473
jaunty stag
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
da_baum81

You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn Cash59.

Reply #4910423
jaunty stag
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
da_baum81

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

jaunty stag
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
da_baum81

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn Cash86

Reply #36
jaunty stag
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
da_baum81

You found Cash65 on the floor.

Reply #636294
jaunty stag
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
da_baum81

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned Cash55

Reply #636441
merry moon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
stnfloof

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain Cash59 though.

Reply #636392
merry moon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
stnfloof

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.

merry moon
#

/cre

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
stnfloof

You steal a hobo's money jar for Cash405

Reply #636139
merry moon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
stnfloof

You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay Cash339 for surgery.

Reply #636026
merry moon
#

/money

#

/balance

jaunty stag
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
da_baum81

You repair the lights and receive Cash73

Reply #636339
jaunty stag
#

/bal

jaunty stag
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
da_baum81

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped Cash62!

Reply #636414
jaunty stag
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
da_baum81

You gave yourself Cash89 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

Reply #636480
jaunty stag
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
da_baum81

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for Cash88

Reply #636317
jaunty stag
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
da_baum81

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect Cash347 in one night.

Reply #636466
jaunty stag
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
da_baum81

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found Cash98 on the floor.

Reply #636029
hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
iamthedystort1on

You went to work and gained Cash77

Reply #636510
cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got Cash88 for your efforts!

Reply #636053
regal summit
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
godemperor0599

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid Cash83.

Reply #55462
regal summit
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
godemperor0599

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you Cash140

Reply #635974
regal summit
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
godemperor0599

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 28 seconds.

regal summit
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
godemperor0599

You work for a hacking association and earn Cash296

Reply #636207
blazing solstice
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jazty

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got Cash75 I think...

Reply #635916
blazing solstice
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jazty

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you Cash330.

Reply #636291
blazing solstice
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jazty

You successfully created a pyramid scheme making Cash583 in the process.

Reply #636179
hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
iamthedystort1on

You slept in a bed and found Cash52 under your pillow when you woke up

Reply #838259
hardy heron
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
iamthedystort1on

Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost Cash147, have fun

Reply #635905
hardy heron
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
iamthedystort1on

You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined Cash685.

Reply #4910503
hardy heron
#

Wow

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
iamthedystort1on

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 37 seconds.

glacial lake
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
xenorttv_

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain Cash378!

Reply #636487
glacial lake
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
xenorttv_

You got caught raiding and got fined Cash449

Reply #636150
glacial lake
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
xenorttv_

You work as a street performer and earn Cash96

Reply #636362
glacial lake
#

/bal

#

/money

#

/with all

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
xenorttv_

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 53 minutes and 48 seconds.

glacial lake
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/crime

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xenorttv_

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 53 minutes and 47 seconds.

glacial lake
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/work

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xenorttv_

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 44 seconds.

glacial lake
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/tito

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/top

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/rob @hardy heron

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xenorttv_

xmark You attempted to rob n1ghtmareinblu3s, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

You work as a beaver expert and earn Cash96

Reply #16
cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

You work as a model and earn Cash62

Reply #18
clear breach
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/work

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samael726

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got Cash84!

Reply #635954
clear breach
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/rob

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samael726

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

celest sphinx
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/work

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j7de.

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in Cash57

Reply #636494
blazing solstice
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/crime

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jazty

You break into a hospital and steal all their morphine. You manage to sell all of it on the black market for Cash628

Reply #636192
blazing solstice
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/work

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jazty

You work as a cookie cutter and earn Cash72.

Reply #636055
blazing solstice
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/slut

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jazty

You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a Cash123 fine!

Reply #636008
clear breach
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/work

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samael726

You work as a police officer and earn Cash79

Reply #66
clear breach
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/work

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samael726

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and Cash68.

Reply #636411
sage lodge
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/work

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jkf8

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Reply #636296
clear breach
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/work

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samael726

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn Cash79

Reply #32
clear breach
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/work

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samael726

You worked as a bartender, and earned Cash77 from selling drinks

Reply #838263
clear breach
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/work

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samael726

You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn Cash62

Reply #38
clear breach
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/work

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samael726

You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made Cash64 off your performance.

Reply #834693
clear breach
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/work

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samael726

You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid Cash86 to dust off dinosaur fossils.

Reply #4910415
hardy heron
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/work

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n1ghtmareinblu3s

You work as a comedian and earn Cash58

Reply #29
fading geyser
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/slut

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mvrxu1

Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of Cash158!

Reply #636331
fading geyser
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/work

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mvrxu1

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you Cash80 for your struggles.

Reply #636489
fading geyser
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/withdraw

cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

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Reply #7000
glacial lake
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/work

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xenorttv_

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of Cash80 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

Reply #636363
glacial lake
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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xenorttv_

You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of Cash148!

Reply #636160
glacial lake
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/pizza

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/slut

silent galeBOT
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xenorttv_

Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined Cash0

Reply #636037
cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

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Reply #636345
glacial lake
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/work

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xenorttv_

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn Cash52

Reply #36
glacial lake
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/slut

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xenorttv_

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 20 seconds.

cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

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Reply #636082
cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made Cash78

Reply #636373
cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make Cash86 for your bravery and heroism.

Reply #4910397
hardy heron
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/work

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n1ghtmareinblu3s

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned Cash61.

Reply #636429
jaunty stag
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/work

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da_baum81

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is Cash100!

Reply #636316
jaunty stag
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/slut

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da_baum81

Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay Cash285 for a new one.

Reply #636039
jaunty stag
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damn

cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

You work as a professional worker and earn Cash85.

Reply #636046