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tatchycrane

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you Cash95.

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/slut

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tatchycrane

You flashed your tits while streaming and received Cash245 in donations!

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__yourworstnightmare__

You work as a cunning linguist and earn Cash333

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/work

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__yourworstnightmare__

You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive Cash84

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/work

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halrirae

You were farming and earned Cash75

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/work

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__yourworstnightmare__

You develop games and earn Cash54.

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/crime

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__yourworstnightmare__

Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined Cash564

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Damnit..

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/work

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halrirae

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for Cash75.

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/work

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ishpr2024

You work as the head of potatoes and earn Cash98

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/work

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halrirae

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn Cash88

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/work

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baddomin8r54

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you Cash96.

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/work

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hellfirequeen

You got cloned for science. You earned Cash93

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/rob menace_to_socioty

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derlord0050

xmark You were caught attempting to rob menace_to_socioty, and have been fined Cash647.

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/work

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derlord0050

You work as a bounty hunter and earn Cash68

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/slut

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derlord0050

Nobody cares about you. You lost Cash270 trying to twerk.

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/crime

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derlord0050

You sell a truckload of stolen goods and the former president's suit for Cash428

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/crime

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__yourworstnightmare__

You tried to sell fake designer merchandise, but got caught and have been fined Cash367.

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Damnit

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/slut

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__yourworstnightmare__

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you Cash215 in order to keep quiet about it.

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/work

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__yourworstnightmare__

You got out of bed. Have Cash63

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/work

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baddomin8r54

You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make Cash72.

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/work

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derlord0050

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned Cash81.

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/slut

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derlord0050

You are weirdly good with your hands, have Cash224

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/ crime

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derlord0050

You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back Cash409.

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/work

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lunaticdoesdumstuff

You work for a private military company, earning Cash100

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/slut

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lunaticdoesdumstuff

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of Cash388, and you go ahead with it.

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/work

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halrirae

You drive women to the store for Cash90

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/work

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__yourworstnightmare__

You participate in a scientific study and earn Cash82 for your time and effort.

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/work

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halrirae

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you Cash61.

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/ work

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derlord0050

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned Cash84. The students loved you!

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/slut

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derlord0050

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your Cash109.

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/ crime

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derlord0050

You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined Cash268 for messing with the wrong dolphin!

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Damn...

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/ rob menace_to_socioty

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derlord0050

check You robbed Cash4,406 from menace_to_socioty.

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/work

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dancingpugdog

You worked overtime for Cash100

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/slut

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dancingpugdog

You get hired to take it hard for the night for Cash354!

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/work

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__yourworstnightmare__

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned Cash70

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/slut

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__yourworstnightmare__

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash123.

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/work

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devildiehl66

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid Cash51

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/slut

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devildiehl66

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in Cash284

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/crime

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devildiehl66

During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing Cash466 when you wake up.

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/work

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halrirae

You work as a professional worker and earn Cash89.

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/work

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derlord0050

Just take the Cash83 and go...

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/slut

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derlord0050

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay Cash214 for child support before disownment.

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/crime

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derlord0050

You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined Cash635

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xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

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/work

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baine406

You got out of bed. Have Cash55

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/ rob 351232271325462530

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derlord0050

check You robbed Cash1,623 from oofitsgina.

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/work

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kaas_burger112

You found Cash96 on the floor.

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/crime

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kaas_burger112

A woman gave you Cash544, for killing her husband!

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/slut

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kaas_burger112

Your condom supply runs out and you pay Cash343 to restock.

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/work

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__yourworstnightmare__

You work hard all day and your boss pays you Cash59 after the pizzeria closes down.

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/ rob penislover42

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derlord0050

check You robbed Cash1,181 from penislover42.

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/ work

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derlord0050

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid Cash76!

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/ slut

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derlord0050

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid Cash209

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/ crime

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derlord0050

You were caught stealing copper wire from an abandoned building and have been fined Cash325.

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/work

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kaas_burger112

You work as a street performer and earn Cash69

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/crime

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/slut

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kaas_burger112

You work at the strip club and earn Cash190.

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/crime

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kaas_burger112

You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed Cash654 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.

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/slut

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__yourworstnightmare__

You earned Cash281 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

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/work

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__yourworstnightmare__

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn Cash52

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/work

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halrirae

You work as a comedian and earn Cash95

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/work

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kaas_burger112

You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make Cash75 for your skills in temporal navigation.

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/slut

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baron.l

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain Cash219!

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/work

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baron.l

You work as a human statue and earn Cash75

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/ work

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cheesybread21166

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain Cash65

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/crime

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cheesybread21166

The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined Cash537

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/slut

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cheesybread21166

You rake in Cash106, but your butthole will never be the same...

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/ work

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derlord0050

You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn Cash61.

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/ slut

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derlord0050

Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John Cash127

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/crime

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derlord0050

You set fire to Starbucks and steal all the coffee worth Cash563

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/ rob 808809828267982858

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derlord0050

check You robbed Cash924 from realnooob..

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/work

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cheesybread21166

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for Cash61

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/work

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baine406

You were farming and earned Cash66

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/work

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derlord0050

You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make Cash53 for your insight into the future.

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/crime

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derlord0050

You were caught vandalising and were fined Cash272

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/slut

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derlord0050

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you Cash273.

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derlord0050

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 38 minutes and 11 seconds.

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/work

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baine406

You find Cash55 randomly lying in the gutter

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/ Rob censoredscreaming

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derlord0050

check You robbed Cash328 from censoredscreaming.

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/work

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kaas_burger112

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make Cash77 for your vivid imagination.

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/crime

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kaas_burger112

An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined Cash635

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/slut

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kaas_burger112

Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost Cash195, have fun

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/work

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mini_comet3

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you Cash85.

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evergreen_6

You worked and gained Cash83

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halrirae

You work as the namer of clouds and earn Cash79

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__yourworstnightmare__

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined Cash349

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Damn

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/work

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__yourworstnightmare__

You made a great pun! Take this Cash54.

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/work

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baddomin8r54

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's Cash69.

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baddomin8r54

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn Cash70

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__yourworstnightmare__

You work as a professional tea taster and earn Cash89 for tasting different types of tea.

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/ work

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derlord0050

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid Cash72.

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/ slut

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derlord0050

You work at the strip club and earn Cash147.

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/ crime

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derlord0050

You are paid Cash511 to hit yourself.

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/ rob ._.fri

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derlord0050

xmark You were caught attempting to rob ._.fri, and have been fined Cash553.

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/work

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halrirae

Cash97 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

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halrirae

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make Cash74 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

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kaas_burger112

Just take the Cash54 and go...

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kaas_burger112

You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to Cash615

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kaas_burger112

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect Cash368 in one night.

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kaas_burger112

You work as a starving college student, you found Cash96 on the ground.

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kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 36 minutes and 40 seconds.

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kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 36 minutes and 40 seconds.

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noxianexe

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make Cash81 for your vivid imagination.

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__yourworstnightmare__

Your level got featured epic and you won Cash81

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derlord0050

You made a great pun! Take this Cash79.

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/ slut

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derlord0050

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for Cash192... yikes

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/ crime

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derlord0050

You murdered your old CEO and found Cash333 in his jacket!

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derlord0050

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - stxzl
2 - random_person_with_autism
3 - why_should_i_have_a_name
4 - xxxlsd
5 - ._.raindroplet_._
6 - enbitkorv
7 - ._.01235
8 - ._._.jinx._._.
9 - ._.__.3
10 - ._._duck_._.

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/ rob ._.fri

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xmark Cancelled command.

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derlord0050

xmark You were caught attempting to rob ._.fri, and have been fined Cash400.

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/work

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__yourworstnightmare__

You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn Cash81, albeit reluctantly.

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/work

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lunaticdoesdumstuff

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of Cash89 anyway.

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/slut

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lunaticdoesdumstuff

That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay Cash355 in hospital fees.

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/work

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mini_comet3

You work as an eel ecologist and earn Cash62

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kaas_burger112

You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding Cash65. Congrats!

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/crime

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kaas_burger112

Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a Cash322 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!

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/slut

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kaas_burger112

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of Cash350!

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/work

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kaas_burger112

You work as a pumpkin picker Cash63

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kaas_burger112

You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make Cash96 for your entertaining bedtime stories.

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chrissy100823

You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for Cash76

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/slut

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chrissy100823

You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined Cash76 for disturbing the public peace.

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/crime

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chrissy100823

A box wobbles & falls from a delivery vehicle, landing right in front of you. Inside you find high-quality cigars. These are worth Cash291

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chrissy100823

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 24 seconds.

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baddomin8r54

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn Cash100

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kaas_burger112

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make Cash65 from ad revenue.

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/crime

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kaas_burger112

You decided to embrace your inner dark side, and promptly massacre an entire nation, netting you Cash414

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/slut

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kaas_burger112

You are weirdly good with your hands, have Cash350

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/work

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lunaticdoesdumstuff

You found Cash76 lying on the floor in General Chat!

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/slut

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lunaticdoesdumstuff

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you Cash145 for the good time.

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theguided3772

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly Cash57

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/slut

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theguided3772

You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay Cash214 for violating the stay-at-home order.

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chrissy100823

You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined Cash0

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/work

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chrissy100823

A sudden gust of wind blows Cash99 in your direction.

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/slut

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chrissy100823

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned Cash277

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halrirae

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn Cash67

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67$ for playing a Zombie? Nice

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__yourworstnightmare__

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got Cash69

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baddomin8r54

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get Cash87 for all your items.

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/ work

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derlord0050

You work as a help desk technician and earn Cash84

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/ slut

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derlord0050

Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined Cash259.

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/ crime

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derlord0050

You steal a celebrity's autograph book and sell it to a fan for Cash607.

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halrirae

You work as crisis actor and earn Cash98.

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heckernotreal

You work as a zoologist and earn Cash85

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/work

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lunaticdoesdumstuff

You work as the namer of clouds and earn Cash85

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/slut

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lunaticdoesdumstuff

You post nudes on the internet for Cash349

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/crime

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tecumpseh

You break a window in New York for Cash516.

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/work

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tecumpseh

You work as the head of potatoes and earn Cash64

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baddomin8r54

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you Cash57 for helping them out.

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halrirae

A sudden gust of wind blows Cash60 in your direction.

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halrirae

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.

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ashley31720

You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got Cash91!

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ashley31720

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.

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niumor

You steal your neighbour's Wi-Fi and charge them Cash616 for it

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cheesevr123

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned Cash83

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/slut

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cheesevr123

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up Cash303

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/bal

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cheesevr123

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 37 seconds.

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cheesevr123

stopwatch You cannot work for 4 minutes and 31 seconds.

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/crime

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cheesevr123

You were caught in the act, and fined Cash360

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/rob penislover

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cheesevr123

xmark You were caught attempting to rob penislover42, and have been fined Cash212.

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cheesevr123

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you Cash100.

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/rob ecki06

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cheesevr123

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.

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cheesevr123

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 59 seconds.

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cheesevr123

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 45 seconds.

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hajlynasap_94487

Just take the Cash66 and go...

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cheesevr123

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 12 seconds.

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cheesevr123

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 37 seconds.

tacit oyster
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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cheesevr123

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 11 seconds.

tacit oyster
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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cheesevr123

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 48 seconds.

tacit oyster
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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cheesevr123

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 16 seconds.

tacit oyster
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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cheesevr123

stopwatch You cannot work for 15 seconds.

tacit oyster
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
cheesevr123

stopwatch You cannot work for 6 seconds.

tacit oyster
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
cheesevr123

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn Cash50

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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halrirae

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth Cash81!

silent galeBOT
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kaas_burger112

You walk dogs for Cash54.

#
kaas_burger112

You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found Cash274 in it.

#
kaas_burger112

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for Cash215... yikes

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You work as a bounty hunter and earn Cash86

ember portal
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
__yourworstnightmare__

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned Cash205

ember portal
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
__yourworstnightmare__

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped Cash68!

gentle condor
#

/ work

silent galeBOT
#
derlord0050

You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make Cash69 for your insight into the future.

gentle condor
#

/ slut

silent galeBOT
#
derlord0050

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some Cash353

gentle condor
#

/ crime

silent galeBOT
#
derlord0050

You hacked your parent's bank account and made Cash406.

gentle condor
#

/ rob ._.fri

silent galeBOT
#
derlord0050

xmark You were caught attempting to rob ._.fri, and have been fined Cash281.

#
kaas_burger112

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn Cash84

#
kaas_burger112

You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of Cash252!

nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated Cash139 to your Patreon!

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You made a great pun! Take this Cash95.

#
kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 36 minutes and 14 seconds.

#
kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 36 minutes and 20 seconds.

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn Cash83

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 6 minutes and 33 seconds.

nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 37 seconds.

ember portal
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
__yourworstnightmare__

Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John Cash105

ember portal
#

Damn

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
__yourworstnightmare__

You work hard all day and your boss pays you Cash93 after the pizzeria closes down.

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid Cash77.

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You impersonate a delivery driver and steal packages, selling the contents for Cash350

nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned Cash357

tough hare
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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nsyt06

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you Cash87, as it was originally their job

tough hare
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
nsyt06

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in Cash306

tough hare
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
nsyt06

Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined Cash491

ruby egret
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You work as a sewer inspector and earn Cash69

ember portal
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
__yourworstnightmare__

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up Cash386

ember portal
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
__yourworstnightmare__

You work hard all day and your boss pays you Cash94 after the pizzeria closes down.

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn Cash71

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay Cash624 or go to jail.

nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You couldn't get it up and lost Cash315

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid Cash65 for it.

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 24 minutes and 52 seconds.

nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 56 seconds.

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
thebrightbox

You have a good night out and earn Cash103.

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
thebrightbox

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.

ember portal
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
__yourworstnightmare__

You flashed your tits while streaming and received Cash355 in donations!

ember portal
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
__yourworstnightmare__

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you Cash96 for helping them out.

ember portal
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
__yourworstnightmare__

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's Cash396

ember portal
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
__yourworstnightmare__

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain Cash67

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you Cash57

abstract viper
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
tatchycrane

When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost Cash368

abstract viper
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
tatchycrane

You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn Cash91, albeit reluctantly.

jaunty tapir
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
realjavierescuella

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded Cash71.

jaunty tapir
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
realjavierescuella

You whip it out and manage to rake in Cash206

tough nacelle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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lunaticdoesdumstuff

You work in Greggs and earn Cash51

tough nacelle
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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lunaticdoesdumstuff

You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing Cash282 to resolve your burnt skin.

cunning tangle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baddomin8r54

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn Cash78

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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halrirae

You participate in a scientific study and earn Cash73 for your time and effort.

ruby egret
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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mini_comet3

You eat bananas for a living and get Cash98

edgy jetty
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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commander.rex

You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn Cash78

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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halrirae

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's Cash75.

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn Cash64

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

In the guise of darkness you break into a home to steal jewelry worth Cash328

nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You suck some toes and earn Cash326

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received Cash80 from your peers.

ember portal
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
__yourworstnightmare__

You went to work and gained Cash88

ember portal
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
__yourworstnightmare__

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn Cash250.

naive kraken
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
clear_sundown

You work as a human statue and earn Cash71

naive kraken
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
clear_sundown

You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to Cash389.

naive kraken
#

o(╥﹏╥)o

trail wing
naive kraken
#

Also don't want to be killed nearly 6 times

trail wing
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
cr3ak_

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect Cash361 in one night.

trail wing
naive kraken
naive kraken
#

Maybe I am not very likeable

trail wing
naive kraken
#

Sounds sus

#

And a waste of time

#

And you develop phobias

trail wing
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
cr3ak_

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 41 seconds.

naive kraken
#

I learned you can choke on dicks from here

trail wing
#

oh

naive kraken
#

Mhmm

#

Poor me

trail wing
#

i mean its blocking off airways so

naive kraken
#

(~_^)

#

Bro

#

I dont wanna hear it

trail wing
#

im js saying like how that might happenpepehands

naive kraken
#

And now I have a dick phobia

#

ヘ(^_^)ヘ

trail wing
naive kraken
#

A very understandable fear

#

Anyways

#

Good night

ember portal
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
__yourworstnightmare__

You get paid Cash320 for crossdressing

ember portal
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
__yourworstnightmare__

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn Cash71

gentle condor
#

/ rob ._.fri

silent galeBOT
#
derlord0050

xmark You were caught attempting to rob ._.fri, and have been fined Cash676.

gentle condor
#

/ work

silent galeBOT
#
derlord0050

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you Cash99 for watching.

gentle condor
#

/ slut

silent galeBOT
#
derlord0050

You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost Cash160.

gentle condor
#

/ crime

silent galeBOT
#
derlord0050

You held a bus hostage and got paid Cash617

trail wing
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
cr3ak_

You work as a dog food taster and earn Cash94

trail wing
#

#

ok.

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of Cash59 😃

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You have been fined Cash602 because you ate during work hours.

nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was Cash142.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You did a fundraiser and raised Cash68

hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
iamthedystort1on

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you Cash96

dusky ocean
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make Cash81 from your gullible followers.

#
mialcv

You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined Cash350

#
mialcv

You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole Cash112.

dusky ocean
#

WOW…

#

/rob @hasty plover

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

xmark You were caught attempting to rob lets.start.mischeif, and have been fined Cash552.

dusky ocean
#

..

hasty plover
#

Mia you ho

dusky ocean
#

LMFAO?

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make Cash82 for your therapeutic skills.

#
kaas_burger112

You see a man burying a dead body in the park. He pays you Cash442 to help him out.

#
kaas_burger112

Your pimp gives you an extra Cash129

rustic night
#

your pimp

digital sandal
#

/rob bewxre

silent galeBOT
#
_vanda.

xmark You attempted to rob bewxre, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

digital sandal
red sundial
#

dummy you think im not gonna deposit it straight away

digital sandal
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_vanda.

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money Cash66

digital sandal
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
_vanda.

You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again. Cash66 for the paramedics to come and help you out.

digital sandal
#

Bruh

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
_vanda.

You were caught using a stolen bike and have been fined Cash0.

ruby egret
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn Cash66

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain Cash70

trail wing
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
cr3ak_

You milk a cow for Cash80

trail wing
#

/rob baine406

silent galeBOT
#
cr3ak_

xmark You were caught attempting to rob baine406, and have been fined Cash277.

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You host a fine wine tasting event and get Cash77

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You steal a statue from a public park and sell it to a collector for Cash456

nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed Cash384.

naive kraken
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
clear_sundown

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get Cash63 for all your items.

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
devildiehl66

You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again. Cash210 for the paramedics to come and help you out.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
devildiehl66

You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole Cash375 from you!

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
devildiehl66

You went to work and gained Cash73

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you Cash67 for helping them out.

cunning tangle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baddomin8r54

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you Cash52

cunning tangle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baddomin8r54

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find Cash58 stashed inside one of them.

gentle condor
#

/ work

silent galeBOT
#
derlord0050

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you Cash94

gentle condor
#

/ slut

silent galeBOT
#
derlord0050

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you Cash201 for the good time.

gentle condor
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
derlord0050

You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for Cash287

gentle condor
naive kraken
#

Bruh

#

This bot is crazy

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a beaver expert and earn Cash83

loud sentinel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_yozov

You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made Cash71 off your performance.

gentle condor
#

/ work

silent galeBOT
#
derlord0050

Cash57 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

gentle condor
#

/ slut

silent galeBOT
#
derlord0050

You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a Cash194 fine!

gentle condor
#

/ crime

silent galeBOT
#
derlord0050

You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for Cash455

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get Cash98 for all your items.

ruby egret
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn Cash72

ember portal
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
__yourworstnightmare__

Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra Cash332.

ember portal
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
__yourworstnightmare__

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you Cash55

icy sonnet
#

/slslut

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
menace_to_socioty

You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you Cash246.

icy sonnet
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
menace_to_socioty

You hack into the government's economic system and manage to steal Cash474.

icy sonnet
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
menace_to_socioty

You help clean up the local theater. You find Cash85 strewn about between the seats!

icy sonnet
#

/rob adyne

silent galeBOT
#
menace_to_socioty

xmark You attempted to rob yourworstnightmare, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

icy sonnet
#

/rob ecki06

silent galeBOT
#
menace_to_socioty

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

icy sonnet
#

:P

ember portal
broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You help clean up the local theater. You find Cash56 strewn about between the seats!

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You found Cash52 on the floor.

cunning tangle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baddomin8r54

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly Cash64 was earned.

icy sonnet
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
menace_to_socioty

The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay Cash305 to have them cleaned

icy sonnet
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
menace_to_socioty

Taxes collected! You have gained Cash68

icy sonnet
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
menace_to_socioty

You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a Cash628 fine!

normal lynx
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
matty226compy

You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make Cash88 for your skills in temporal navigation.

normal lynx
#

thanks

cunning tangle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baddomin8r54

You work as a janitor and earn Cash56

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn Cash65

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make Cash70.

ruby egret
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you Cash77

normal lynx
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
matty226compy

You work as a professional cuddler and earn Cash65

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
thebrightbox

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of Cash76 anyway.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
thebrightbox

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.

ember portal
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
__yourworstnightmare__

You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a Cash148 fine!

ember portal
#

Darn

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
__yourworstnightmare__

You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make Cash81 for your therapeutic skills.

normal lynx
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
matty226compy

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received Cash92 from your peers.

ember portal
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
__yourworstnightmare__

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn Cash50 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

ember portal
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
__yourworstnightmare__

That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay Cash140 in hospital fees.

ember portal
#

God dangit

gentle condor
#

/ work

silent galeBOT
#
derlord0050

You participate in a scientific study and earn Cash87 for your time and effort.

gentle condor
#

/ slut

silent galeBOT
#
derlord0050

Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in Cash388

gentle condor
#

/ crime

silent galeBOT
#
derlord0050

You were caught making shitty memes and lost Cash308

gentle condor
#

/ rob ._.fri

silent galeBOT
#
derlord0050

check You robbed Cash665 from ._.fri.

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You bought and sold items and profited Cash92

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost Cash693 when you fell over.

nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You worked as a sperm donor and earned Cash365

ruby egret
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn Cash68

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You work as a starving college student, you found Cash76 on the ground.

celest pecan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
tadija_9091860

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly Cash87 was earned.

celest pecan
#

/worl

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
tadija_9091860

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 7 seconds.

celest pecan
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
tadija_9091860

You were caught hacking into someone's computer and have been fined Cash309.

celest pecan
#

/bal

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/crime

silent galeBOT
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tadija_9091860

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 24 seconds.

celest pecan
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/work

silent galeBOT
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tadija_9091860

stopwatch You cannot work for 5 minutes and 59 seconds.

celest pecan
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/work

silent galeBOT
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tadija_9091860

You worked as a businessman and earned Cash76

normal lynx
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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matty226compy

You work as a dog food taster and earn Cash64

normal lynx
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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matty226compy

You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a Cash535 fine!

normal lynx
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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matty226compy

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 48 seconds.

normal lynx
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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matty226compy

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 24 seconds.

normal lynx
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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matty226compy

stopwatch You cannot work for 6 minutes and 9 seconds.

normal lynx
#

cmon bro i need money

silent galeBOT
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kaas_burger112

You have worked in the prison gardens for Cash64

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kaas_burger112

You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay Cash289 or go to jail.

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kaas_burger112

Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined Cash226.

naive kraken
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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clear_sundown

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive Cash63

naive kraken
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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clear_sundown

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you Cash388 to stop because that's weird.

cunning tangle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baddomin8r54

You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you Cash50.

naive kraken
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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clear_sundown

You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make Cash97.

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#

/work

silent galeBOT
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halrirae

You walk dogs for Cash51.

naive kraken
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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clear_sundown

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make Cash75!

naive kraken
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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clear_sundown

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D Cash247 : D

naive kraken
#

(~_^)

cunning tangle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baddomin8r54

You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make Cash73.

cunning tangle
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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baddomin8r54

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you Cash318 to fuck the girls inside.

cunning tangle
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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baddomin8r54

You steal Cash682 from your baby sister's allowance money from her sparkly pink piggy bank.

ruby egret
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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mini_comet3

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find Cash91 stashed inside one of them.

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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kaas_burger112

You work as a professional bed tester and earn Cash99.

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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kaas_burger112

You have been fined Cash382 because you ate during work hours.

nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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kaas_burger112

You earned Cash108 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

gentle condor
#

/ work

silent galeBOT
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derlord0050

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped Cash75!

gentle condor
#

/ slut

silent galeBOT
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derlord0050

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for Cash214.

gentle condor
#

/ crime

silent galeBOT
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derlord0050

You steal a hobo's money jar for Cash317

#
derlord0050

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

gentle condor
#

/ rob itzbweh.

silent galeBOT
#
derlord0050

xmark You were caught attempting to rob itzbweh., and have been fined Cash538.

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You work in Greggs and earn Cash76

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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kaas_burger112

You sneak into a farm and steal a cow, selling it to a butcher for Cash625

nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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kaas_burger112

You licked SpongeBob's feet for Cash352!

eternal bluff
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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cilejovan

You are weirdly good with your hands, have Cash252

ember portal
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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__yourworstnightmare__

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received Cash207 from the men.

ember portal
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
__yourworstnightmare__

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid Cash59.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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halrirae

You work as a smarties expert and earn Cash99

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn Cash71

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kaas_burger112

You were caught feeding pigeons in a no-feeding zone and have been fined Cash371.

nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you Cash276!

silent galeBOT
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kaas_burger112

You are paid Cash94 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

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kaas_burger112

You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined Cash482.

#
kaas_burger112

You fucked a traffic cone and found Cash303 inside it

grizzled cove
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
j0shua123

You did a crime and for some reason you now have Cash374 more

grizzled cove
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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j0shua123

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn Cash257

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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devildiehl66

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get Cash62

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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devildiehl66

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you Cash324 in return!

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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devildiehl66

Don't tell anybody what you just did. Here is Cash294.

naive kraken
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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clear_sundown

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you Cash58

naive kraken
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
clear_sundown

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with Cash213 and a real sore hangover.

naive kraken
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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clear_sundown

You went to rob a bank and failed miserably, although you did escape the cops and made it back to your apartment. You found Cash475 on the ground in the parking lot.

naive kraken
past gale
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
br._.ix

You get hired to take it hard for the night for Cash146!

past gale
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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br._.ix

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 46 seconds.

past gale
#

sybau

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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br._.ix

You're caught helping the enemy. Pay Cash355

past gale
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
br._.ix

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 48 seconds.

past gale
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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br._.ix

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid Cash92!

naive kraken
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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clear_sundown

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make Cash85 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

naive kraken
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
clear_sundown

Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John Cash294

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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halrirae

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn Cash60

hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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iamthedystort1on

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid Cash92 for it.

hardy heron
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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iamthedystort1on

Your friend pays you Cash235 for you to worship her feet

hardy heron
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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iamthedystort1on

You do a heist on the EU bank for Cash649

lone garnet
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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ayham_abrar

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received Cash91 from your peers.

cunning tangle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baddomin8r54

You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip Cash92.

cunning tangle
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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baddomin8r54

You sneak into a zoo and steal a penguin, selling it on the black market for Cash656

ruby egret
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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mini_comet3

You find Cash71 randomly lying in the gutter

naive kraken
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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clear_sundown

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved Cash64!

river epoch
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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diceguyorsmth

You work as a bed warmer and earn Cash59

river epoch
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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diceguyorsmth

You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a Cash519 fine!

river epoch
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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diceguyorsmth

You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost Cash203.

gentle condor
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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derlord0050

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn Cash76

gentle condor
#

/ slut

silent galeBOT
#
derlord0050

You work as a cunning linguist and earn Cash310

gentle condor
#

/ crime

silent galeBOT
#
derlord0050

You steal a car and take it to the junkyard Cash538

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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halrirae

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn Cash54

gentle condor
#

/rob Itzbweh.

silent galeBOT
#
derlord0050

xmark You were caught attempting to rob itzbweh., and have been fined Cash489.

ember portal
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
__yourworstnightmare__

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw Cash201 at you.

ember portal
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
__yourworstnightmare__

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning Cash100.

grizzled cove
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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j0shua123

You work as a children's toy tester and earn Cash75

grizzled cove
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
j0shua123

While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost Cash596.

grizzled cove
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
j0shua123

You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a Cash282 fine!

grizzled cove
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
j0shua123

stopwatch You cannot work for 4 minutes and 42 seconds.

obtuse vector
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
robinbobin1402

You shake what your momma gave you for Cash227.

grizzled cove
#

/rob derlord0050

silent galeBOT
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j0shua123

xmark You attempted to rob derlord0050, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

obtuse vector
#

/rob j0shua123

silent galeBOT
#
robinbobin1402

xmark You've been fined Cash466 for trying to rob a poor person.

obtuse vector
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
robinbobin1402

Taxes collected! You have gained Cash61

ember portal
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
__yourworstnightmare__

You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of Cash300

ember portal
#

Ugh that’s gross

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
__yourworstnightmare__

You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make Cash52 for your dedication to laziness.

grizzled cove
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
j0shua123

You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn Cash63

grizzled cove
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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j0shua123

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 25 minutes and 15 seconds.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You work as a snake milker and earn Cash64

vital saddle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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bl4ck_shadow

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn Cash89 for your team winning!

vital saddle
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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bl4ck_shadow

You walk down the street and find someone beating up an old man...so you decided to join in on the fun and get Cash428 from the man's wallet.

vital saddle
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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bl4ck_shadow

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth Cash85!

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kaas_burger112

You steal a stop sign and sell it to a driver's education program for Cash309

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kaas_burger112

Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you Cash198 for public indecency.

fluid lodge
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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kevinspc

You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose Cash0 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.

fluid lodge
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kevinspc

You work as a professional apologiser and earn Cash73

fluid lodge
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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kevinspc

Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes Cash73 from you as compensation.

fluid lodge
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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kevinspc

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 45 seconds.

fluid lodge
#

/cirme

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kevinspc

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 25 seconds.

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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_zite_

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn Cash76

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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_zite_

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 12 seconds.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

Your level got featured epic and you won Cash50

dense crow
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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hooligan617

You steal a celebrity's personal diary and sell it to a gossip magazine for Cash700.

dense crow
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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hooligan617

You work as a streamer and gain Cash96 from donations

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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halrirae

You work as a dog food taster and earn Cash100

grizzled cove
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
j0shua123

Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts Cash548 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.

grizzled cove
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
j0shua123

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth Cash84!

grizzled cove
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
j0shua123

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole Cash236.

cunning tangle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baddomin8r54

You clean off the animatronics and get paid Cash95

cunning tangle
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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baddomin8r54

You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found Cash308 in it.

crystal totem
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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red09406

While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay Cash200.

grizzled cove
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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j0shua123

You work as an onion chopper and get paid Cash82 for chopping onions in a restaurant.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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halrirae

You work as a snake milker and earn Cash84

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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sansundertale42069

You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid Cash64 for moving traffic cones on the road.

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 15 seconds.

hardy pagoda
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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niumor

You work in Greggs and earn Cash71

fossil oyster
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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amir1098.

You develop games for a living and earn Cash85.

fossil oyster
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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amir1098.

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

tacit oyster
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
cheesevr123

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make Cash56 for your expertise in unicorn management.

tacit oyster
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
cheesevr123

You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost Cash106

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You clean the chimney and find Cash96.

fluid lodge
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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kevinspc

You work in Greggs and earn Cash64

fluid lodge
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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kevinspc

Your condom supply runs out and you pay Cash64 to restock.

fluid lodge
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kevinspc

You steal a valuable painting from a museum and sell it to a wealthy collector for Cash267

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You work as a dog food taster and earn Cash80

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost Cash603.

nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of Cash296, and you go ahead with it.

ruby egret
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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mini_comet3

You work as the head of elephants and earn Cash72

ruby egret
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You see an old woman drop Cash481, and take it!

ember portal
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
__yourworstnightmare__

You were caught lying at a truth or dare question! The fine is Cash412.

ember portal
#

Damn

#

For truth or dare really?

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
__yourworstnightmare__

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives Cash217

ember portal
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
__yourworstnightmare__

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn Cash88

nova crest
#

/worm

#

/work

silent galeBOT
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kaas_burger112

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in Cash56

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You were caught using someone else's gym membership and have been fined Cash590.

nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped Cash251

grizzled cove
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
j0shua123

You baked some nice cookies for all, here is Cash63

grizzled cove
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
j0shua123

You steal your neighbour's garden gnome and sell it on eBay for Cash457

grizzled cove
#

/rob kaas_burger112

silent galeBOT
#
j0shua123

xmark You attempted to rob kaas_burger112, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

ruby egret
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got Cash76!

naive kraken
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
clear_sundown

You work as a serial murderer... and earn Cash78

naive kraken
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
clear_sundown

Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined Cash234

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you Cash83.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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halrirae

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for Cash82.

junior gate
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kass_stevienicksversion_

You are weirdly good with your hands, have Cash370

junior gate
#

Yesssss

#

That comes with being a lesbian

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
devildiehl66

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for Cash75.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
devildiehl66

You do a heist on the EU bank for Cash354

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
devildiehl66

You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost Cash175

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You clean off the animatronics and get paid Cash96

hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
iamthedystort1on

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make Cash93 from ad revenue.

hardy heron
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
iamthedystort1on

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid Cash132

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you Cash55

#
kaas_burger112

You're caught helping the enemy. Pay Cash427

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kaas_burger112

You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay Cash387 for violating the stay-at-home order.

gentle condor
#

/ work

silent galeBOT
#
derlord0050

You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make Cash59 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.

gentle condor
#

/ slut

silent galeBOT
#
derlord0050

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you Cash135

gentle condor
#

/ crime

silent galeBOT
#
derlord0050

You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined Cash506 .

hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
iamthedystort1on

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn Cash60

ember portal
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
__yourworstnightmare__

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned Cash97

ember portal
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
__yourworstnightmare__

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you Cash280 on your way out of the locker room.

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip Cash74.