You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
95.
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You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
95.
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
245 in donations!
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
333
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
84
/work
You were farming and earned
75
/work
You develop games and earn
54.
/crime
Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined
564
Damnit..
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
75.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
98
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
88
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
96.
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
93
/rob menace_to_socioty
You were caught attempting to rob menace_to_socioty, and have been fined
647.
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
68
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
270 trying to twerk.
/crime
You sell a truckload of stolen goods and the former president's suit for
428
/crime
You tried to sell fake designer merchandise, but got caught and have been fined
367.
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
215 in order to keep quiet about it.
/work
You got out of bed. Have
63
/work
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
72.
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
81.
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
224
/ crime
You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back
409.
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
100
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
388, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You drive women to the store for
90
/work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
82 for your time and effort.
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
61.
/ work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
84. The students loved you!
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
109.
/ crime
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined
268 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
You robbed
4,406 from menace_to_socioty.
/work
You worked overtime for
100
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
354!
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
70
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
123.
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
51
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
284
/crime
During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing
466 when you wake up.
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
89.
/work
Just take the
83 and go...
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
214 for child support before disownment.
/crime
You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined
635
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You got out of bed. Have
55
/ rob 351232271325462530
You robbed
1,623 from oofitsgina.
/work
You found
96 on the floor.
/crime
A woman gave you
544, for killing her husband!
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
343 to restock.
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
59 after the pizzeria closes down.
/ rob penislover42
You robbed
1,181 from penislover42.
/ work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
76!
/ slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
209
/ crime
You were caught stealing copper wire from an abandoned building and have been fined
325.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
69
You work at the strip club and earn
190.
/crime
You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed
654 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.
/slut
You earned
281 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
52
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
95
/work
You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make
75 for your skills in temporal navigation.
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
219!
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
75
/ work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
65
/crime
The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined
537
/slut
You rake in
106, but your butthole will never be the same...
/ work
You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn
61.
/ slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
127
/crime
You set fire to Starbucks and steal all the coffee worth
563
/ rob 808809828267982858
You robbed
924 from realnooob..
/work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
61
/work
You were farming and earned
66
/work
You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make
53 for your insight into the future.
/crime
You were caught vandalising and were fined
272
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
273.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 38 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You find
55 randomly lying in the gutter
/ Rob censoredscreaming
You robbed
328 from censoredscreaming.
/work
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make
77 for your vivid imagination.
/crime
An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined
635
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
195, have fun
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
85.
/work
You worked and gained
83
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
79
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
349
You made a great pun! Take this
54.
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
69.
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
70
/work
You work as a professional tea taster and earn
89 for tasting different types of tea.
/ work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
72.
/ slut
You work at the strip club and earn
147.
/ crime
You are paid
511 to hit yourself.
/ rob ._.fri
You were caught attempting to rob ._.fri, and have been fined
553.
/work
97 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make
74 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
Just take the
54 and go...
You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to
615
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
368 in one night.
You work as a starving college student, you found
96 on the ground.
You cannot commit a crime for 36 minutes and 40 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 36 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make
81 for your vivid imagination.
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
81
/ work
You made a great pun! Take this
79.
/ slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
192... yikes
/ crime
You murdered your old CEO and found
333 in his jacket!
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - stxzl
2 - random_person_with_autism
3 - why_should_i_have_a_name
4 - xxxlsd
5 - ._.raindroplet_._
6 - enbitkorv
7 - ._.01235
8 - ._._.jinx._._.
9 - ._.__.3
10 - ._._duck_._.
/ rob ._.fri
Cancelled command.
You were caught attempting to rob ._.fri, and have been fined
400.
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
81, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
89 anyway.
/slut
That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
355 in hospital fees.
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
62
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
65. Congrats!
/crime
Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a
322 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
350!
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
63
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
96 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
76
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
76 for disturbing the public peace.
/crime
A box wobbles & falls from a delivery vehicle, landing right in front of you. Inside you find high-quality cigars. These are worth
291
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 24 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
100
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
65 from ad revenue.
/crime
You decided to embrace your inner dark side, and promptly massacre an entire nation, netting you
414
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
350
/work
You found
76 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
145 for the good time.
bro?
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
57
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
214 for violating the stay-at-home order.
;/
/crime
You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined
0
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
99 in your direction.
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
277
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
67
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
69
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
87 for all your items.
/ work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
84
/ slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
259.
/ crime
You steal a celebrity's autograph book and sell it to a fan for
607.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
98.
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
85
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
85
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
349
/crime
You break a window in New York for
516.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
64
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
57 for helping them out.
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
60 in your direction.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
91!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.
/crime
You steal your neighbour's Wi-Fi and charge them
616 for it
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
83
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
303
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 31 seconds.
/crime
You were caught in the act, and fined
360
/rob penislover
You were caught attempting to rob penislover42, and have been fined
212.
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
100.
/rob ecki06
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
Just take the
66 and go...
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 37 seconds.
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 48 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 16 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 15 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 6 seconds.
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
50
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
81!
You walk dogs for
54.
You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found
274 in it.
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
215... yikes
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
86
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
205
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
68!
/ work
You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make
69 for your insight into the future.
/ slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
353
/ crime
You hacked your parent's bank account and made
406.
/ rob ._.fri
You were caught attempting to rob ._.fri, and have been fined
281.
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
84
You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of
252!
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
139 to your Patreon!
You made a great pun! Take this
95.
You cannot commit a crime for 36 minutes and 14 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 36 minutes and 20 seconds.
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
83
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 6 minutes and 33 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 37 seconds.
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
105
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
93 after the pizzeria closes down.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
77.
/crime
You impersonate a delivery driver and steal packages, selling the contents for
350
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
357
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
87, as it was originally their job
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
306
/crime
Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
491
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
69
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
386
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
94 after the pizzeria closes down.
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
71
/crime
You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay
624 or go to jail.
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
315
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
65 for it.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 24 minutes and 52 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 56 seconds.
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
103.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
355 in donations!
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
96 for helping them out.
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
396
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
67
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
57
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
368
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
91, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
71.
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
206
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
51
/slut
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing
282 to resolve your burnt skin.
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
78
/work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
73 for your time and effort.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
98
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
78
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
75.
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
64
/crime
In the guise of darkness you break into a home to steal jewelry worth
328
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
326
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
80 from your peers.
/work
You went to work and gained
88
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
250.
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
71
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
389.
o(╥﹏╥)o
fame isnt always pretty my friend
I don't want to be internet slut famous
Also don't want to be killed nearly 6 times
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
361 in one night.
you just happened to not be too likeable
Lol you sound like a wise guy
Ah well
Maybe I am not very likeable
most my wisdom is wasted on typing /slut in a rdr2 discord server
Interesting
Sounds sus
And a waste of time
And you develop phobias
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 41 seconds.
I learned you can choke on dicks from here
oh
i mean its blocking off airways so
im js saying like how that might happen
Yeh
And now I have a dick phobia
ヘ(^_^)ヘ
understandable
/slut
You get paid
320 for crossdressing
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
71
/ rob ._.fri
You were caught attempting to rob ._.fri, and have been fined
676.
/ work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
99 for watching.
/ slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
160.
/ crime
You held a bus hostage and got paid
617
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
94
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
59 😃
/crime
You have been fined
602 because you ate during work hours.
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
142.
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
68
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
96
/work
You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make
81 from your gullible followers.
You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined
350
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
112.
You were caught attempting to rob lets.start.mischeif, and have been fined
552.
..
Mia you ho
LMFAO?
You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make
82 for your therapeutic skills.
You see a man burying a dead body in the park. He pays you
442 to help him out.
Your pimp gives you an extra
129
your pimp
/rob bewxre
You attempted to rob bewxre, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

dummy you think im not gonna deposit it straight away
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
66
/slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
66 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
You were caught using a stolen bike and have been fined
0.
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
66
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
70
/work
You milk a cow for
80
/rob baine406
You were caught attempting to rob baine406, and have been fined
277.
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
77
/crime
You steal a statue from a public park and sell it to a collector for
456
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
384.
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
63 for all your items.
/slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
210 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
/crime
You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole
375 from you!
/work
You went to work and gained
73
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
67 for helping them out.
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
52
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
58 stashed inside one of them.
/ work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
94
/ slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
201 for the good time.
/crime
You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for
287
The fuck?
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
83
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
71 off your performance.
/ work
57 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/ slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
194 fine!
/ crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for
455
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
98 for all your items.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
72
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
332.
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
55
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
246.
/crime
You hack into the government's economic system and manage to steal
474.
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
85 strewn about between the seats!
/rob adyne
You attempted to rob yourworstnightmare, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob ecki06
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
:P
You bastard
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
56 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You found
52 on the floor.
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
64 was earned.
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
305 to have them cleaned
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
68
/crime
You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a
628 fine!
/work
You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make
88 for your skills in temporal navigation.
thanks
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
56
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
65
/work
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make
70.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
77
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
65
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
76 anyway.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
148 fine!
You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make
81 for your therapeutic skills.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
92 from your peers.
/work
You work as a caterpillar walker and earn
50 for walking caterpillars on leaves.
/slut
That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
140 in hospital fees.
God dangit
/ work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
87 for your time and effort.
/ slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
388
/ crime
You were caught making shitty memes and lost
308
/ rob ._.fri
You robbed
665 from ._.fri.
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
92
/crime
You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost
693 when you fell over.
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
365
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
68
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
76 on the ground.
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
87 was earned.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 7 seconds.
/crime
You were caught hacking into someone's computer and have been fined
309.
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 24 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
76
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
64
/crime
You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a
535 fine!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 24 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 9 seconds.
cmon bro i need money
You have worked in the prison gardens for
64
You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay
289 or go to jail.
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
226.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
63
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
388 to stop because that's weird.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
50.
/work
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
97.
/work
You walk dogs for
51.
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
75!
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
247 : D
(~_^)
/work
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
73.
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
318 to fuck the girls inside.
/crime
You steal
682 from your baby sister's allowance money from her sparkly pink piggy bank.
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
91 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You work as a professional bed tester and earn
99.
/crime
You have been fined
382 because you ate during work hours.
/slut
You earned
108 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/ work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
75!
/ slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
214.
/ crime
You steal a hobo's money jar for
317
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/ rob itzbweh.
You were caught attempting to rob itzbweh., and have been fined
538.
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
76
/crime
You sneak into a farm and steal a cow, selling it to a butcher for
625
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
352!
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
252
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
207 from the men.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
59.
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
99
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
71
You were caught feeding pigeons in a no-feeding zone and have been fined
371.
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
276!
You are paid
94 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined
482.
You fucked a traffic cone and found
303 inside it
/crime
You did a crime and for some reason you now have
374 more
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
257
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
62
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
324 in return!
/crime
Don't tell anybody what you just did. Here is
294.
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
58
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
213 and a real sore hangover.
/crime
You went to rob a bank and failed miserably, although you did escape the cops and made it back to your apartment. You found
475 on the ground in the parking lot.

/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
146!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 46 seconds.
You're caught helping the enemy. Pay
355
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
92!
/work
You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make
85 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
294
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
60
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
92 for it.
/slut
Your friend pays you
235 for you to worship her feet
/crime
You do a heist on the EU bank for
649
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
91 from your peers.
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
92.
/crime
You sneak into a zoo and steal a penguin, selling it on the black market for
656
/work
You find
71 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
64!
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
59
/crime
You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a
519 fine!
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
203.
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
76
/ slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
310
/ crime
You steal a car and take it to the junkyard
538
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
54
/rob Itzbweh.
You were caught attempting to rob itzbweh., and have been fined
489.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
201 at you.
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
100.
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
75
/crime
While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost
596.
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
282 fine!
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 42 seconds.
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
227.
/rob derlord0050
You attempted to rob derlord0050, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob j0shua123
You've been fined
466 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
61
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
300
You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make
52 for your dedication to laziness.
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
63
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 25 minutes and 15 seconds.
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
64
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
89 for your team winning!
/crime
You walk down the street and find someone beating up an old man...so you decided to join in on the fun and get
428 from the man's wallet.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
85!
You steal a stop sign and sell it to a driver's education program for
309
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
198 for public indecency.
/crime
You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose
0 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
73
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
73 from you as compensation.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 45 seconds.
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 25 seconds.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
76
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
50
/crime
You steal a celebrity's personal diary and sell it to a gossip magazine for
700.
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
96 from donations
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
100
/crime
Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts
548 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
84!
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
236.
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
95
/crime
You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found
308 in it.
/crime
While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay
200.
/work
You work as an onion chopper and get paid
82 for chopping onions in a restaurant.
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
84
/work
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid
64 for moving traffic cones on the road.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 15 seconds.
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
71
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
85.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make
56 for your expertise in unicorn management.
/crime
You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost
106
/work
You clean the chimney and find
96.
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
64
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
64 to restock.
/crime
You steal a valuable painting from a museum and sell it to a wealthy collector for
267
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
80
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
603.
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
296, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
72
/crime
You see an old woman drop
481, and take it!
/crime
You were caught lying at a truth or dare question! The fine is
412.
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
217
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
88
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
56
/crime
You were caught using someone else's gym membership and have been fined
590.
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
251
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
63
/crime
You steal your neighbour's garden gnome and sell it on eBay for
457
/rob kaas_burger112
You attempted to rob kaas_burger112, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
76!
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
78
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined
234
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
83.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
82.
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
370
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
75.
/crime
You do a heist on the EU bank for
354
/slut
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost
175
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
96
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
93 from ad revenue.
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
132
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
55
You're caught helping the enemy. Pay
427
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
387 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/ work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
59 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
/ slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
135
/ crime
You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined
506 .
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
60
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
97
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
280 on your way out of the locker room.
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
74.