/crime
#back-room
nova crest
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a 
450 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!
nova crest
/work
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You got out of bed. Have 63
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You worked and gained 85
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with 55
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You work as a help desk technician and earn 96
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You battled and gained 74.
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You work at a lamp store and earn 94
hardy heron
/work
silent galeBOT
bluedystort1on
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 90
old flax
/work
silent galeBOT
rxncour
You work as a professional cuddler and earn 80
old flax
/rob jorjel_
silent galeBOT
rxncour
You were caught attempting to rob jorjel_, and have been fined 587.
silent galeBOT
rxncour
You slap someone with a fish, and steal all their money. You grab 397
old flax
/slut
silent galeBOT
rxncour
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes 231 from you.
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for 79
nimble karma
/work
silent galeBOT
altwas
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn 56
nimble karma
/crime
silent galeBOT
altwas
You stole a car and sold it for 646
old flax
/work
silent galeBOT
rxncour
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid 63
old flax
/crime
silent galeBOT
rxncour
You were caught in the act, and fined 628
old flax
/slut
silent galeBOT
rxncour
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you 247.
wintry scarab
/slut
silent galeBOT
bryce173
You flashed your tits while streaming and received 245 in donations!
wintry scarab
/crime
silent galeBOT
bryce173
You robbed a bank and secured 506.
wintry scarab
/work
silent galeBOT
bryce173
You did a fundraiser and raised 60
wintry scarab
/Rob @nova crest
silent galeBOT
bryce173
You attempted to rob kaas_burger112, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You attempted to rob bryce173, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid 57 to dust off dinosaur fossils.
ruby egret
/work
silent galeBOT
mini_comet3
You work as a streamer and gain 56 from donations
feral lava
/crime
silent galeBOT
max21589
Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you 486 in sheer terror.
feral lava
/slut
silent galeBOT
max21589
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you 178.
feral lava
/work
silent galeBOT
max21589
You worked hard at Burger King and earned 66
abstract viper
/crime
silent galeBOT
tatchycrane
You steal a birds egg and sell it on the black market for 659
abstract viper
/slut
silent galeBOT
tatchycrane
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay 263 to have them cleaned
abstract viper
/work
silent galeBOT
tatchycrane
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed 81.
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You clean off the chairs and get paid 85
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of 51
neon depot
silent galeBOT
woody_the_sigma123
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned 95!
silent galeBOT
woody_the_sigma123
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 15 seconds.
static flame
/slut
silent galeBOT
sasa213
That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay 273 in hospital fees.
static flame
/work
silent galeBOT
sasa213
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make 57 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
silent galeBOT
sasa213
You cannot work for 9 minutes.
static flame
/work
silent galeBOT
sasa213
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn 61
static flame
/work
silent galeBOT
sasa213
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
chrome ravine
/work
silent galeBOT
a_shadowy_friend_2
You got featured and won 83
chrome ravine
/slut
silent galeBOT
a_shadowy_friend_2
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 363, and you go ahead with it.
chrome ravine
/crime
silent galeBOT
a_shadowy_friend_2
You pose as a plumber and rob a wealthy couple's home while they're on vacation, getting away with 392 worth of valuables.
tough hare
/slut
silent galeBOT
nsyt06
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you 397 and maybe chlamydia.
tough hare
lol
silent galeBOT
nsyt06
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 38 seconds.
tough hare
oopies
naive kraken
/work
silent galeBOT
clear_sundown
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found 91
tough hare
/work
silent galeBOT
nsyt06
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn 82
tough hare
/crime
naive kraken
/slut
silent galeBOT
nsyt06
After mugging a drunk policeman, the cops chase you, ram your car, and leave you for dead - when paramedics arrive, they charge you a whopping 633 because they don't get paid enough
clear_sundown
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of 322!
naive kraken
Nice
tough hare
s
ruby egret
/work
silent galeBOT
mini_comet3
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for 81
nova crest
/work
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You sell your crab for 65, you monster
nova crest
/slut
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John 246
nova crest
/crime
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You steal a police car and sell it on the black market for 292
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned 54. The students loved you!
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You work as a professional worker and earn 89.
abstract viper
/crime
silent galeBOT
tatchycrane
You call a few friends and raid a newspaper shop with machetes. The operation is successful, and from the loot you earn 499.
abstract viper
/slut
silent galeBOT
tatchycrane
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn 358
abstract viper
/work
silent galeBOT
tatchycrane
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 69.
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You work as a comedian and earn 71
naive kraken
/work
silent galeBOT
clear_sundown
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make 97 from ad revenue.
naive kraken
/slut
silent galeBOT
clear_sundown
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined 318.
naive kraken
😐
wintry scarab
stop trying to rob bruh 😭
/Rob @nova crest
silent galeBOT
bryce173
You attempted to rob kaas_burger112, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
silent galeBOT
bryce173
You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.
silent galeBOT
bryce173
You develop games and earn 80.
wintry scarab
/slut
silent galeBOT
bryce173
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you 397.
wintry scarab
/crime
silent galeBOT
bryce173
You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back 297.
wintry scarab
MANNNN
nova crest
Why do you have to be so broke 24/7<:cowboy_sob:609505440920895524> <:cowboy_sob...
/crime doesnt pay enough
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of 313
nova crest
/rob @wintry scarab
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You attempted to rob bryce173, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
nova crest
/work
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You work as a smarties expert and earn 63
naive kraken
/work
silent galeBOT
clear_sundown
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you 88 when you got back home
naive kraken
/slut
silent galeBOT
clear_sundown
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole 179.
naive kraken
😐
proven condor
/slut
silent galeBOT
jorjel_
You worked as a sperm donor and earned 300
broken sequoia
/work
silent galeBOT
harjot_da_goat
You battled and gained 62.
broken sequoia
/slut
silent galeBOT
harjot_da_goat
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay 179 for violating the stay-at-home order.
harjot_da_goat
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.
old flax
/work
silent galeBOT
rxncour
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn 56
old flax
/crime
silent galeBOT
rxncour
You invaded a hangout party and stole 448
old flax
/rob .moolu
silent galeBOT
rxncour
You were caught attempting to rob .moolu, and have been fined 366.
old flax
ruby egret
/work
silent galeBOT
mini_comet3
You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make 98 for your skills in temporal navigation.
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you 86.
naive kraken
/work
silent galeBOT
clear_sundown
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of 66 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
naive kraken
/slut
silent galeBOT
clear_sundown
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again. 183 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
naive kraken
cloud bloom
/work
silent galeBOT
xluciferschild
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn 63!
cloud bloom
/slut
silent galeBOT
xluciferschild
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a 241 fine!
cloud bloom
wtf
lilac scarab
/slut
silent galeBOT
dk.glory
You whip it out and manage to rake in 384
silent galeBOT
dk.glory
You work as a head receiver and earn 80
silent galeBOT
dk.glory
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 36 seconds.
lilac scarab
/rob
silent galeBOT
dk.glory
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
lilac scarab
/rob xluciferschild
silent galeBOT
dk.glory
You attempted to rob xluciferschild, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
silent galeBOT
dk.glory
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
solar elk
/rob vestedcarp
silent galeBOT
vestedcarp
You cannot rob yourself!
solar elk
/rob littlereaper071
silent galeBOT
vestedcarp
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
solar elk
dang it
wintry scarab
/slut
silent galeBOT
bryce173
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 318 in a baggie next to you.
wintry scarab
/crime
silent galeBOT
bryce173
You rob a McDonald's and take 657.
wintry scarab
/work
silent galeBOT
bryce173
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make 54.
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in 88
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You sweep the floor and get paid 83
cunning tangle
/work
silent galeBOT
baddomin8r54
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 100 near one of the potatoes
icy sonnet
/work
silent galeBOT
menace_to_socioty
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 70
icy sonnet
/work
silent galeBOT
menace_to_socioty
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
icy sonnet
/crime
silent galeBOT
menace_to_socioty
You're caught helping the enemy. Pay 318
icy sonnet
/crime
silent galeBOT
menace_to_socioty
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 46 seconds.
proven condor
/slut
silent galeBOT
jorjel_
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn 189
proven condor
/work
silent galeBOT
jorjel_
You work as a caterpillar walker and earn 99 for walking caterpillars on leaves.
proven condor
/crime
silent galeBOT
jorjel_
You pose as a plumber and rob a wealthy couple's home while they're on vacation, getting away with 485 worth of valuables.
icy sonnet
/slut
silent galeBOT
menace_to_socioty
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up 267
icy sonnet
/rob jorjel
silent galeBOT
menace_to_socioty
You robbed 3,766 from jorjel_.
icy sonnet
/work
silent galeBOT
menace_to_socioty
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 32 seconds.
icy sonnet
/crime
silent galeBOT
menace_to_socioty
You cannot commit a crime for 53 minutes and 49 seconds.
icy sonnet
/slut
silent galeBOT
menace_to_socioty
You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 3 seconds.
icy sonnet
/rob jorjel
silent galeBOT
menace_to_socioty
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.
nimble karma
/work
silent galeBOT
spiralarc
You work as an engineer and earn 71
nimble karma
/crime
silent galeBOT
spiralarc
You were caught spray painting "free hugs" on a building and have been fined 373.
hard yoke
/crime
silent galeBOT
twaveyy.
Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you 309 of stolen merchandise
shy wave
/work
silent galeBOT
andreii77
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 88
shy wave
/slut
silent galeBOT
andreii77
You have a good night out and earn 129.
shy wave
/crime
silent galeBOT
andreii77
You steal your neighbours cat and sell it for 502
nova crest
/work
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip 57.
nova crest
/crime
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You rob an orphanage for 542
nova crest
/slut
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 313 and a real sore hangover.
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
81 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
wintry prawn
/crime
silent galeBOT
sas.code
You see a man burying a dead body in the park. He pays you 330 to help him out.
keen glade
/work
silent galeBOT
swiz420clean
You work as a caterpillar walker and earn 80 for walking caterpillars on leaves.
keen glade
/crime
silent galeBOT
swiz420clean
You are paid 406 to hit yourself.
ruby egret
/work
silent galeBOT
mini_comet3
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn 53
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned 96!
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got 83 for your efforts!
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You got out of bed. Have 94
silent galeBOT
menace_to_socioty
You work as a lubricant tester and earn 355.
icy sonnet
/work
silent galeBOT
menace_to_socioty
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for 54.
icy sonnet
/crime
silent galeBOT
menace_to_socioty
You were caught vandalising and were fined 299
silent galeBOT
menace_to_socioty
You robbed 1,147 from _vanda..
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You went to work and gained 92
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid 94.
cunning tangle
/work
silent galeBOT
baddomin8r54
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid 51!
junior gate
/work
silent galeBOT
kass_stevienicksversion_
You work as a snake milker and earn 86
junior gate
Very nice
cunning tangle
/work
silent galeBOT
baddomin8r54
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 46 seconds.
cunning tangle
/crime
silent galeBOT
baddomin8r54
You vandalised a public park and have been fined 596.
cunning tangle
/slut
silent galeBOT
baddomin8r54
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather 184 in total.
broken sequoia
/crime
silent galeBOT
harjot_da_goat
You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you 156 in payment for a cleaner.
broken sequoia
/slut
silent galeBOT
harjot_da_goat
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you 0 for public indecency.
broken sequoia
/work
silent galeBOT
harjot_da_goat
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain 88 though.
nova crest
/work
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you 78.
nova crest
/crime
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
What me? No, I didn't commit a crime. Crime-who? Crime-what? Acquire 336 for something that definitely wasn't illegal
nova crest
/slut
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra 181.
nova crest
/work
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make 94 from ad revenue.
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You worked as a businessman and earned 85
nova crest
/work
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid 53!
spice girder
/work
silent galeBOT
nqudd
You work as a starving college student, you found 60 on the ground.
spice girder
/work
silent galeBOT
nqudd
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 41 seconds.
nova crest
/work
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and 73.
nova crest
/crime
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn 640
nova crest
/slut
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay 188 for a new one.
nova crest
/work
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn 52.
nova crest
/crime
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You cannot commit a crime for 25 minutes and 23 seconds.
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 27 seconds.
nova crest
/crime
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You cannot commit a crime for 18 minutes and 53 seconds.
nova crest
/slut
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You cannot be a slut for 18 minutes and 52 seconds.
languid hinge
/slut
silent galeBOT
baron.l
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 118.
languid hinge
/work
silent galeBOT
baron.l
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is 50
nova crest
/work
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
A drunk man pays you 83 to walk backwards.
nova crest
/crime
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
The "Don't Step on the Grass" sign in the park was taunting you, so you pranced all over the grassy fields before picking the pocket of the nearby patrolling traffic officer, you were able to nab 447 from their pockets.
nova crest
/slut
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you 201
nova crest
/work
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You work as a pet food taster and earn 99.
nova crest
/crime
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You make a profit selling catnip on the streets, and get 335.
nova crest
/slut
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 320 and a real sore hangover.
proven condor
/slut
silent galeBOT
jorjel_
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in 103
proven condor
/work
silent galeBOT
jorjel_
You work as a professional tea taster and earn 90 for tasting different types of tea.
proven condor
/crime
silent galeBOT
jorjel_
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined 670 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
tough nacelle
/work
silent galeBOT
lunaticdoesdumstuff
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win 64.
tough nacelle
/slut
silent galeBOT
lunaticdoesdumstuff
You rake in 205, but your butthole will never be the same...
tough nacelle
Ow
fading geyser
/work
silent galeBOT
mvrxu1
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed 92.
fading geyser
/slut
silent galeBOT
mvrxu1
You post nudes on the internet for 117
wintry scarab
/work
silent galeBOT
bryce173
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid 69!
wintry scarab
/crime
silent galeBOT
bryce173
You sell your kidney on the black market for 403
wintry scarab
/slut
silent galeBOT
bryce173
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost 361, have fun
nova crest
/work
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn 88
nova crest
/crime
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You hacked this server and got 410.
nova crest
/slut
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find 138 on the way back to your ship.
silent galeBOT
kass_stevienicksversion_
You rake in 238, but your butthole will never be the same...
junior gate
OMG!😭
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn 87
nova crest
/crime
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You cannot commit a crime for 24 minutes and 28 seconds.
nova crest
/slut
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 30 seconds.
junior gate
/slut
silent galeBOT
kass_stevienicksversion_
You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 59 seconds.
junior gate
Dammit 😭
nova crest
/work
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You work as a director of sand bags and earn 76
nova crest
/crime
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined 398.
nova crest
/slut
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined 180.
nova crest
/work
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 15 seconds.
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You got cloned for science. You earned 65
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn 82
hardy heron
/work
silent galeBOT
bluedystort1on
You are paid 68 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You work in Greggs and earn 97
cunning tangle
/work
silent galeBOT
baddomin8r54
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned 77.
hardy pagoda
/work
silent galeBOT
niumor
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of 71 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
hardy pagoda
/work
silent galeBOT
niumor
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 21 seconds.
tough nacelle
/work
silent galeBOT
lunaticdoesdumstuff
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn 65
tough nacelle
/slut
silent galeBOT
lunaticdoesdumstuff
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you 387 in return!
pallid stone
/work
silent galeBOT
hamburger3bier
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn 85
nova crest
/work
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You gave yourself 64 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
nova crest
/crime
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined 422.
nova crest
/slut
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you 217.
nova crest
/work
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn 71 for your team winning!
nova crest
/crime
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You steal all the candy from a candy store. After fighting the urge to eat it, you sell it for 393.
nova crest
/slut
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You earned 250 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
nova crest
/work
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You cannot work for 57 seconds.
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn 68
cobalt tartan
/with 100
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid 73 for moving traffic cones on the road.
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
devildiehl66
You walk dogs for 54.
ripe badger
/slut
silent galeBOT
devildiehl66
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid 251
silent galeBOT
devildiehl66
You were caught driving under the influence of alcohol and have been fined 538.
nova crest
/work
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You work as a starving college student, you found 65 on the ground.
nova crest
/crime
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You robbed a church and made 532.
nova crest
/slut
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You take it up the ass for 172
nova crest
/work
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved 71!
nova crest
/crime
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You cannot commit a crime for 30 minutes and 44 seconds.
nova crest
/slut
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You cannot be a slut for 30 minutes and 44 seconds.
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
Taxes collected! You have gained 70
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 36 seconds.
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You participate in a scientific study and earn 59 for your time and effort.
tough nacelle
/work
silent galeBOT
lunaticdoesdumstuff
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 56.
tough nacelle
/slut
silent galeBOT
lunaticdoesdumstuff
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect 228 in one night.
nova crest
/work
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You work as a vibration consultant and earn 94
nova crest
/crime
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You were caught illegally fishing and have been fined 494.
nova crest
/slut
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You suck some toes and earn 155
proven condor
/slut
silent galeBOT
jorjel_
You hooked up with a couple of guys for 135
proven condor
/work
silent galeBOT
jorjel_
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make 92
proven condor
/crime
silent galeBOT
jorjel_
You steal a celebrity's autograph book and sell it to a fan for 503.
coarse stratus
/slut
silent galeBOT
gaviznutz
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 391
coarse stratus
/work
silent galeBOT
gaviznutz
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received 62!
whole sequoia
/work
silent galeBOT
hubbabubbajones1
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid 81.
whole sequoia
/slut
silent galeBOT
hubbabubbajones1
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra 342.
whole sequoia
/work
silent galeBOT
hubbabubbajones1
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
whole sequoia
/crime
silent galeBOT
hubbabubbajones1
You steal a luxury yacht and sell it to a wealthy businessman for 437.
tough nacelle
/work
silent galeBOT
lunaticdoesdumstuff
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for 87
tough nacelle
/slut
silent galeBOT
lunaticdoesdumstuff
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes 136.
tough nacelle
/work
silent galeBOT
lunaticdoesdumstuff
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive 55
tough nacelle
/slut
silent galeBOT
lunaticdoesdumstuff
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 130.
tough nacelle
I did what
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you 71.
naive kraken
/work
silent galeBOT
clear_sundown
You work as a professional wine taster and earn 58.
naive kraken
/slut
silent galeBOT
clear_sundown
You hooked up with a couple of guys for 371
icy sonnet
/work
silent galeBOT
menace_to_socioty
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 54.
icy sonnet
/slut
silent galeBOT
menace_to_socioty
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 131 from the men.
icy sonnet
/crime
silent galeBOT
menace_to_socioty
You steal a guard's radio and sell it for parts, and receive 286.
icy sonnet
/rob lunaticdoesdumstuff
silent galeBOT
menace_to_socioty
You robbed 777 from lunaticdoesdumstuff.
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned 90
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 71.
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made 91
nova crest
/work
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You work in Greggs and earn 83
nova crest
/crime
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You sneak into a dog show and steal a prize-winning poodle, selling it to a breeder for 547
nova crest
/slut
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain 357!
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn 63
frosty night
/work
silent galeBOT
zombiemonks.
You work as a professional tea taster and earn 64 for tasting different types of tea.
nova crest
/work
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for 91.
nova crest
/crime
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste 395 on getting high.
nova crest
/slut
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you 303 for public indecency.
nova crest
/work
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 87 near one of the potatoes
nova crest
/crime
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You cannot commit a crime for 21 minutes and 28 seconds.
nova crest
/slut
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You cannot be a slut for 21 minutes and 29 seconds.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You went to work and gained 96
nova crest
/work
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you 99.
nova crest
/crime
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You successfully complete a heist and earn 576!
nova crest
/slut
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of 185!
ruby egret
/work
silent galeBOT
mini_comet3
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you 85
real geode
/work
silent galeBOT
randumdued
You walk dogs for 95.
coarse stratus
/slut
silent galeBOT
gaviznutz
You become a pimp and earn 189!
cunning tangle
/work
silent galeBOT
baddomin8r54
You work as an iceberg mover and earn 87
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn 79
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn 80
late heart
/work
silent galeBOT
cdeckr
You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make 51.
cunning tangle
/work
silent galeBOT
baddomin8r54
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn 67
boreal lark
/slut
silent galeBOT
theguided3772
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 368, and you go ahead with it.
boreal lark
/work
silent galeBOT
theguided3772
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid 99.
cunning tangle
/work
silent galeBOT
baddomin8r54
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 7 seconds.
fair parcel
/work
silent galeBOT
certifiedtacituskilgorebf
You work as a pumpkin picker 52
fair parcel
/slut
silent galeBOT
certifiedtacituskilgorebf
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined 253
fair parcel
frick
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make 79 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
naive kraken
/work
silent galeBOT
clear_sundown
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found 74 on the floor.
naive kraken
/slut
silent galeBOT
clear_sundown
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost 127, have fun
naive kraken
●_●
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money 71
naive kraken
/work
silent galeBOT
clear_sundown
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 95
naive kraken
Huh
cunning tangle
/work
silent galeBOT
baddomin8r54
You work as a pumpkin picker 78
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You fail at work, but your boss pays you 71 out of pity.
cunning tangle
/work
silent galeBOT
baddomin8r54
You got cloned for science. You earned 75
pastel blade
/work
silent galeBOT
oghxrtz
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 66!
cunning tangle
/work
silent galeBOT
baddomin8r54
Taxes collected! You have gained 75
tough nacelle
/work
silent galeBOT
lunaticdoesdumstuff
You work as a professional tea taster and earn 54 for tasting different types of tea.
tough nacelle
/slut
silent galeBOT
lunaticdoesdumstuff
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined 136
flint palm
/work
silent galeBOT
chunkymonkey9883
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for 80.
flint palm
/work
silent galeBOT
chunkymonkey9883
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 27 seconds.
ruby egret
/work
silent galeBOT
mini_comet3
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 77.
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for 90
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make 97
tough nacelle
/work
silent galeBOT
lunaticdoesdumstuff
You work as a director of sand bags and earn 91
tough nacelle
/slut
silent galeBOT
lunaticdoesdumstuff
You hooked up with a couple of guys for 146
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 65
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn 73
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You work as an Irish dancer and earn 69
nova crest
/work
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn 99.
nova crest
/slut
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw 205 at you.
nova crest
/crime
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You rob an orphanage for 454
tough hare
/slut
silent galeBOT
nsyt06
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you 46 for public indecency.
tough hare
/crime
silent galeBOT
nsyt06
Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined 0
tough hare
/work
silent galeBOT
nsyt06
87 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
nova crest
/crime
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for 462.
nova crest
/slut
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You found an extra 365 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
nova crest
/work
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You work as the head of elephants and earn 82
tough nacelle
/work
silent galeBOT
lunaticdoesdumstuff
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you 64 as in return!
tough nacelle
/slut
silent galeBOT
lunaticdoesdumstuff
You become a pimp and earn 255!
urban scroll
/work
silent galeBOT
united_star_75123
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn 56
urban scroll
/slut
silent galeBOT
united_star_75123
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of 61!
urban scroll
/work
silent galeBOT
united_star_75123
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.
urban scroll
/work
silent galeBOT
united_star_75123
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 16 seconds.
urban scroll
/slut
silent galeBOT
united_star_75123
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 9 seconds.
urban scroll
/crime
silent galeBOT
united_star_75123
You steal an orange and pawn it for 367.
urban scroll
/crime
silent galeBOT
united_star_75123
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You sell V-bucks and make 89!
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is 91!
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 91
late heart
/work
silent galeBOT
cdeckr
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for 87
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You work as a dog food taster and earn 97
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You cannot work for 20 seconds.
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you 63 for the hard work
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn 88, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made 83 off your performance.
late heart
/work
silent galeBOT
cdeckr
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded 50.
late heart
/bal
ember portal
/work
silent galeBOT
__yourworstnightmare__
You did a fundraiser and raised 63
ember portal
Nice
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid 85 for streaming it online.
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 39 seconds.
ember portal
/work
silent galeBOT
__yourworstnightmare__
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for 64.
ember portal
Nice
naive kraken
/work
silent galeBOT
clear_sundown
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn 61
ember portal
/work
silent galeBOT
__yourworstnightmare__
You work as a cookie cutter and earn 68.
ember portal
Good
cunning tangle
/work
silent galeBOT
baddomin8r54
You work as a head receiver and earn 91
hardy heron
/work
silent galeBOT
iamthedystort1on
You work as a personal shopper and earn 58
hardy heron
/slut
silent galeBOT
iamthedystort1on
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 166 from the men.
sudden tide
/crime
silent galeBOT
mochadacat.
You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found 326 in it.
mochadacat.
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's 192
sudden tide
/work
silent galeBOT
mochadacat.
71 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
ember portal
/work
silent galeBOT
__yourworstnightmare__
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn 92
chrome ravine
/work
silent galeBOT
a_shadowy_friend_2
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 53!
chrome ravine
/crime
silent galeBOT
a_shadowy_friend_2
You rob a wild bank and manage to steal 268
static lagoon
/work
silent galeBOT
j.r3.kennedy
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you 51
static lagoon
/slut
silent galeBOT
j.r3.kennedy
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined 185.
static lagoon
/crime
silent galeBOT
j.r3.kennedy
You pose as a plumber and rob a wealthy couple's home while they're on vacation, getting away with 386 worth of valuables.
nova crest
/work
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make 90 for your lack of effort.
nova crest
/crime
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed 673
nova crest
/slut
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You work as a cunning linguist and earn 350
lucid sparrow
/slut
silent galeBOT
alejandro_edguardo
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra 172.
lucid sparrow
/crime
silent galeBOT
alejandro_edguardo
During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate 348 from you.
lucid sparrow
/work
silent galeBOT
alejandro_edguardo
You work at the dump all day. Then you found 57 from a thrown out wallet.
novel pier
/crime
silent galeBOT
idonttouchgrass0327
You steal a famous musician's guitar and sell it to a fan for 268
novel pier
/slut
silent galeBOT
idonttouchgrass0327
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 341 to fuck the girls inside.
novel pier
/work
silent galeBOT
idonttouchgrass0327
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn 93
silent galeBOT
idonttouchgrass0327
You've been fined 627 for trying to rob a poor person.
nova crest
/work
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn 66.
nova crest
/slut
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of 234.
nova crest
/crime
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You steal 606 from your baby sister's allowance money from her sparkly pink piggy bank.
ruby egret
/work
silent galeBOT
mini_comet3
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn 59
gentle condor
/work
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 70 stashed inside one of them.
gentle condor
/crime
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined 251 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
gentle condor
/crime
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.
gentle condor
/slut
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for 125... yikes
gentle condor
/rob kaas_burger112
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You robbed 329 from kaas_burger112.
gentle condor
/work
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You work as a bread scientist and earn 56
gentle condor
/crime
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You slap someone with a fish, and steal all their money. You grab 596
gentle condor
/slut
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for 281
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You fail at work, but your boss pays you 56 out of pity.
nova crest
/work
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn 95
nova crest
/crime
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste 304 for more in game currency.
nova crest
/slut
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned 165
nova crest
/work
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved 97!
nova crest
/crime
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You are fined 520 for jaywalking
nova crest
/slut
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you 140 for the good time.
plucky sage
/work
silent galeBOT
kjeldie152236
You sell your crab for 54, you monster
plucky sage
/slut
silent galeBOT
kjeldie152236
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned 266
plucky sage
/crime
silent galeBOT
kjeldie152236
You invaded a hangout party and stole 590
silent galeBOT
kjeldie152236
You attempted to rob lillefuffens, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
gentle condor
/work
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for 83
gentle condor
/slut
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay 157 for surgery.
gentle condor
/crime
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost 610
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You were caught attempting to rob halrirae, and have been fined 160.
late heart
/work
silent galeBOT
cdeckr
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid 83 for it.
gentle condor
/work
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's 51.
gentle condor
/slut
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You fucked up, and have been fined 51
gentle condor
/crime
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You work for the Juarez cartel as a brick-presser and earn 286! They'll probably kill you and your family tomorrow. Just saying.
derlord0050
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
derlord0050
derlord0050
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 42 minutes and 34 seconds.
ember portal
/crime
silent galeBOT
__yourworstnightmare__
You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a 365 fine!
silent galeBOT
__yourworstnightmare__
You work as an ear cleaner and earn 65
plucky sage
/work
silent galeBOT
kjeldie152236
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of 65 anyway.
plucky sage
/crime
silent galeBOT
kjeldie152236
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was 480
plucky sage
/slut
silent galeBOT
kjeldie152236
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you 142
plucky sage
/rob valkyr5.
silent galeBOT
kjeldie152236
You attempted to rob valkyr5., but they had no money in cash for you to take.
gentle condor
/work
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You work as a professional worker and earn 84.
gentle condor
/slut
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you 123 after.
gentle condor
/crime
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you 493
ember portal
/slut
silent galeBOT
__yourworstnightmare__
You get 236 through donations on your cam stream.
ember portal
/work
silent galeBOT
__yourworstnightmare__
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make 74 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
gentle condor
/work
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You work as a streamer and gain 90 from donations
gentle condor
/slut
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You shake what your momma gave you for 258.
gentle condor
/crime
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You hacked this server and got 597.
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn 81
ember portal
/work
silent galeBOT
__yourworstnightmare__
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn 96 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
cunning tangle
/work
silent galeBOT
baddomin8r54
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn 55
static fog
/work
silent galeBOT
supernovastorm25
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 81
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
devildiehl66
You dig around in your yard and gain 68
ripe badger
/crime
silent galeBOT
devildiehl66
You have been fined 392 because you ate during work hours.
ripe badger
/slut
silent galeBOT
devildiehl66
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you 216
ember portal
/work
silent galeBOT
__yourworstnightmare__
You take your cat for a walk and gain 91
cunning tangle
/work
silent galeBOT
baddomin8r54
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 69.
static fog
/slut
silent galeBOT
supernovastorm25
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of 380
ember portal
/slut
silent galeBOT
__yourworstnightmare__
You post nudes on the internet for 255
proven condor
/slut
silent galeBOT
jorjel_
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay 282 for surgery.
proven condor
/work
silent galeBOT
jorjel_
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in 90
proven condor
/crime
silent galeBOT
jorjel_
You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined 504
proven condor
ember portal
/slut
silent galeBOT
__yourworstnightmare__
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you 168 on your way out of the locker room.
gentle condor
/work
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn 58.
gentle condor
/slut
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you 116
gentle condor
/crime
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of 358
ruby egret
/work
silent galeBOT
mini_comet3
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn 93
naive kraken
/work
silent galeBOT
clear_sundown
You work as a fake bus passenger and earn 79 for filling up empty seats on the bus.
ember portal
/work
silent galeBOT
__yourworstnightmare__
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn 91
gentle condor
/work
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You sell V-bucks and make 77!
gentle condor
/slut
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You found an extra 253 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
ember portal
/slut
silent galeBOT
__yourworstnightmare__
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost 260.
silent galeBOT
__yourworstnightmare__
You work as a lubricant tester and earn 99
gentle condor
/crime
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You find 253 laying on the street and take it
gentle condor
/rob clear_sundown
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You robbed 1,394 from clear_sundown.
gentle condor
Oi...
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn 92
nova crest
/work
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You receive a check of 86 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
nova crest
/crime
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined 691
nova crest
/slut
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs 183
plush grove
/slut
silent galeBOT
cantwearflipflops
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost? 366 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
plush grove
/work
silent galeBOT
cantwearflipflops
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn 77
plush grove
/crime
silent galeBOT
cantwearflipflops
You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined 186
plush grove
Yeyah
gentle condor
/work
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn 91 for your team winning!
gentle condor
/slut
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John 359
gentle condor
/crime
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You rob a wild bank and manage to steal 394
gentle condor
/rob cantwearflipflops
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You've been fined 292 for trying to rob a poor person.
nova crest
/work
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received 61 for your contributions !
nova crest
/crime
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you 253 in payment for a cleaner.
nova crest
/slut
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You whip it out and manage to rake in 221
gentle condor
/work
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make 74
gentle condor
/slut
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of 296
gentle condor
/crime
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You mug a hobo on the street and manage to get 299
latent stone
/slut
silent galeBOT
pfirsichsauger
You sell naked photos of yourself online for 142.
nova crest
/work
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning 82.
nova crest
/crime
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined 366.
nova crest
/slut
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of 217
nova crest
/work
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid 81 for doing his job.
nova crest
/crime
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You cannot commit a crime for 32 minutes and 29 seconds.
nova crest
/slut
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You cannot be a slut for 32 minutes and 31 seconds.
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You work as a bread scientist and earn 59
gentle condor
/work
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You suggest something good and get rewarded 62
gentle condor
/slut
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
Your pimp gives you an extra 120
gentle condor
/crime
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You were caught using a stolen bike and have been fined 540.
derlord0050
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
derlord0050
You were caught attempting to rob menace_to_socioty, and have been fined 361.
latent stone
/crime
silent galeBOT
pfirsichsauger
You steal a street performer's hat filled with money, making 538
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 18 minutes and 58 seconds.
gentle condor
/work
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You work as a beaver expert and earn 86
gentle condor
/slut
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 329.
gentle condor
/crime
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You rob from a bank and gained 509 for escaping without being caught
gentle condor
/rob menace_to_socioty
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You were caught attempting to rob menace_to_socioty, and have been fined 363.
gentle condor
/work
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make 71 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
gentle condor
/crime
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You cannot commit a crime for 39 minutes and 7 seconds.
gentle condor
/slut
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You cannot be a slut for 38 minutes and 54 seconds.
gentle condor
/crime
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for 485.
gentle condor
/slut
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn 132
gentle condor
/work
silent galeBOT
derlord0050
You take part in a medical research study and get paid 80 for your participation.
nova crest
/work
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for 94.
nova crest
/crime
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You mugged a bunch of nuns for 257
nova crest
/slut
silent galeBOT
kaas_burger112
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain 382!
ember portal
/crime
silent galeBOT
__yourworstnightmare__
You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of 377!
silent galeBOT
__yourworstnightmare__
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you 98 for a good job.
abstract viper
/work