You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
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You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
214
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
52
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 55 seconds.
/crime
You steal a painting of a mustached man and sell it for
548.
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
83.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 41 minutes and 46 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 39 minutes and 36 seconds.
/rob @proven condor
You were caught attempting to rob jorjel_, and have been fined
261.
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
94 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/rob @regal mauve
You attempted to rob marttinn27, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @proven condor
You were caught attempting to rob jorjel_, and have been fined
462.
Am I the only one finding it wierd that we can't rob each other?
try to rob me
/rob @edgy jetty
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 1 minute.
Me too
/rob @regal mauve
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 9 minutes.
/rob @edgy jetty
You were caught attempting to rob commander.rex, and have been fined
275.
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
78.
/crime
You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got
125 taken away from you!
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
0.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
77
/crime
You steal a celebrity's personal diary and sell it to a gossip magazine for
628.
/crime
You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for
256
/work
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
72.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 46 seconds.
/money
/rob @nova crest
You robbed
128 from kaas_burger112.
You attempted to rob commander.rex, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
D:
nice try
/rob @edgy jetty
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
74.
/crime
You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay
552 in hospital expenses...
/work
You work as a model and earn
54
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
217
/crime
You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined
340.
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
57.
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
179 for your services.
/rob @boreal lark
You attempted to rob theguided3772, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
79
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
307 for the good time.
/crime
You steal all the candy from a candy store. After fighting the urge to eat it, you sell it for
520.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 39 seconds.
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
278.
You work as a head receiver and earn
89
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
60.
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
240
/work
You find
87 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
68 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/crime
You work for a hacking association and earn
542
/work
You got featured and won
98
/crime
After mugging a drunk policeman, the cops chase you, ram your car, and leave you for dead - when paramedics arrive, they charge you a whopping
343 because they don't get paid enough
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
67!
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
80
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
93.
/work
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73.
/rob myori1
You were caught attempting to rob myori1, and have been fined
680.
You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole
381 from you!
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
339 inside it
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
76
/work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make
70 for your lack of effort.
/work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
83 for your time and effort.
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
71
/rob @cobalt tartan
You were caught attempting to rob halrirae, and have been fined
282.
/rob myori1
You were caught attempting to rob myori1, and have been fined
334.
..
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
91
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
295 in a baggie next to you.
/crime
You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed
420 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
73
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
100
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/crime
You are fined
300 for jaywalking
/work
You work as the president and earn
96
/crime
You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay
104 in hospital expenses...
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
193
/rob malice
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - kidmaliceyt
2 - rxncour
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
64 though.
/rob rxncour
Cancelled command.
You attempted to rob rxncour, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob doggosxkenny
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/rob marttinn27
You attempted to rob marttinn27, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
109 : D
/crime
You steal a rare book from a library and sell it to a collector for
614.
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
86
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
89
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
63
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
326 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
You steal a rare plant from a botanical garden and sell it to a collector for
309
/crime
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube, but someone catches you in the act. You lost
63 and the YouTube channel you worked so hard on. Good job, buddy.
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
0.
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
82
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
70.
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
91 from ad revenue.
/work
You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make
84 for your therapeutic skills.
/crime
You sneak into the White House and manage to get your hands on a small loan of a million dollars. Unfortunately, you lose most of it while escaping, and only take home
671
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
60
/crime
You were caught with your pants down outside the cemetery, and have been given a
592 fine!
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
0.
/rob myori1
You were caught attempting to rob myori1, and have been fined
676.
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
397
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
256
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
55!
/rob @feral lava
You attempted to rob max21589, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
62, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You were farming and earned
75
/crime
You steal someone's Halloween candy and give your friend half of it. He pays you
277
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
74!
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
78.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
230 at you.
/work
You work as a professional bed tester and earn
56.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 30 seconds.
/crime
You parked in a handicap spot without a permit and have been fined
256.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
67
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
68
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
235 for their medical fees.
You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined
280
/work
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92
/work
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79.
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
158
/crime
You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a
643 fine!
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
95 .
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
57
/crime
You steal candy from a baby and sell it for
681 on the black market.
/work
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88
/work
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
76 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/item store
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
65.
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
67
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
93
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
293 for the night.
/rob myori1
You were caught attempting to rob myori1, and have been fined
400.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
91
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
74.
/crime
You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined
692
/crime
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube that gets a lot of hits,
450 arrives in the mail the next day.
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
76
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
53 was earned.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 21 minutes and 14 seconds.
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
52.
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
51
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
72
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
65
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
68
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
86!
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
87!
/crime
A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined
257 kiddo
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
78!
/crime
You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a
390 fine.
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
57
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
95
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
61
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
70
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 55 seconds.
aw
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
59
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
91 in your direction.
/crime
You rob a convenience store for
471
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
74, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth
52.
/crime
You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for
636
╯﹏╰
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
51
/crime
You were caught illegally fishing and have been fined
328.
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
51
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 44 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
51 I think...
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
69 from you.
/crime
You choked on your aspirations. You lost
0
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
62!
/work
You work as an onion chopper and get paid
68 for chopping onions in a restaurant.
/crime
You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a
385 fine!
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
57!
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
88 near one of the potatoes
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
70!
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
57 for helping them out.
/work
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68 for your expertise in unicorn management.
/work
You got out of bed. Have
78
/crime
You kill someone and sell their organs for
636
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
64 on the way back home!
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
75, it must be your lucky day!
/crime
You were caught stealing from a charity and have been fined
657.
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
50
/work
You walk dogs for
60.
You find a trading vulnerability in a game and duplicate inventory for which you sell and earn
449
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You battled and gained
70.
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined
225
/work
You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make
50 for your unicorn whispering skills.
/crime
A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined
50 kiddo
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 40 seconds.
/work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth
80.
/crime
You were caught vandalising and were fined
96
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
77
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 19 minutes and 34 seconds.
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
52
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
82
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 2 seconds.
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
57 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/crime
You steal lamps for
645
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes.
/work
You cannot work for 33 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 11 seconds.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
57
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 53 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
59!
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
82
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
88.
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
83 for helping them out.
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
368 in order to keep quiet about it.
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
56
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
61!
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
228.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
60
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
363 and a real sore hangover.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
60
/crime
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined
359 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 43 minutes and 14 seconds.
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
93 for it!
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 59 seconds.
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
82 for your efforts!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 29 minutes and 3 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 45 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
96
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
51.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
75
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
80 off your performance.
/work
You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make
85.
/rob itzbweh.
You were caught attempting to rob itzbweh., and have been fined
351.
You assassinated an African drug lord for
518
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
55 was earned.
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
66 after the pizzeria closes down.
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
70 when you got back home
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/crime
You rob a wild bank and manage to steal
423
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 51 minutes and 31 seconds.
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
320
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
71
No you rat let me get money
/crime
You broke into the Warden's office and stole his chair. You managed to sell it for
362.
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
369 in order to keep quiet about it.
You cannot work for 40 seconds.
thats certainly something
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 28 minutes and 2 seconds.
/Rob myori1
You robbed
4,388 from myori1.

/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
52!
/work
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
54.
You cannot be a slut for 45 minutes and 14 seconds.
You cannot work for 1 minute and 24 seconds.
Ahh
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
65.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 57 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 7 minutes and 50 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob penislover42
You robbed
1,009 from penislover42.
You work as a fake bus passenger and earn
72 for filling up empty seats on the bus.
/rob rxncour
You attempted to rob rxncour, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - thefirewallsalert
2 - the9203
3 - sea.unicorn
4 - jett79
5 - rayallcolors
6 - allmarigolds4254
7 - mrbazal
8 - all1e.
9 - mishikava
10 - allah1659
/rob thefirewallsalert
Cancelled command.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
85 near one of the potatoes
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
104
/crime
Your SoundCloud DJ roommate plays his music at 120 DB until 5 am in the morning. In a seething blind rage, you kill him and sell his equipment for
613.
/work
You cannot work for 26 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 seconds.
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
71
/work
You went to work and gained
98
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
58 for the hard work
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
143 from you as compensation.
/crime
You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined
366
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
84 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
91
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 24 seconds.
/work
You got featured and won
88
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
88
/crime
You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn
340
/work
You worked and gained
69
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
70!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 21 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
88
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
64.
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
73. The students loved you!
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
50 for the hard work
/work
You find
60 randomly lying in the gutter
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
241
/crime
You were caught stealing flowers from a public garden and have been fined
288.
/rob the9203
You robbed
285 from the9203.
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
57
/rob triplegaminggavin
You robbed
686 from triplegaminggavin.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
100
/work
You develop games and earn
68.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
181 at you.
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
75
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
97
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
323
/crime
You rob the bank and obtain
374! Hell yes.
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
87
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
55
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
194.
/crime
You were caught illegally fishing and have been fined
520.
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
98.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 19 minutes and 32 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 19 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
51
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
317.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
94
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
355.
/crime
Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined
662
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
53
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 41 minutes and 20 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 41 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
91 off of donations.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
66
/crime
You were caught skipping school and have been fined
256.
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
374 in total.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
70
/work
You make a living selling weed for
91 a day
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
149 at you.
/crime
You were caught stealing flowers from a public garden and have been fined
257.
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
306 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
87
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
54
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
87
/slut
You rake in
212, but your butthole will never be the same...
You stole a potato and sold it for
501 on the black market
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
109 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
65
/crime
You pickpocket every single person in the parliament entrance and sneak away with
587
/work
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make
73.
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
67
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
57
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
77 after the pizzeria closes down.
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
148 for public indecency.
/crime
You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined
273 and lost all your toilet paper.
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
98
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
62
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
94!
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
79
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 17 minutes and 49 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 17 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
83
/work
You work as a fake bus passenger and earn
52 for filling up empty seats on the bus.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 38 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 2 minutes and 36 seconds.
/crime
You stole a couple rifles and sold it for
421
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
78
/rob jorjel_
You were caught attempting to rob jorjel_, and have been fined
518.

/rob @old flax
You attempted to rob rxncour, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
336
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
81 for your efforts!
/crime
You kidnaped a cat and took it hostage for
276
/work
You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning
78 as a reward.
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
216.
/crime
You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined
540.
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
53
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
124 to your Patreon
/crime
You sell body parts on the black market
290 in profit.
/Rob @nova crest
You attempted to rob kaas_burger112, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
HAHA, little do you know IM BROKE!
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.

/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
92
/rob @wintry scarab
You attempted to rob bryce173, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
D:
...
you tried to rob me!
You tried to Rob me too though
yeah because you tried to rob me!
fr
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
69 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
280 and a real sore hangover.
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
191
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
93.
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
98 for it.
I'm poor
Fuck off
I'm paying debts
It's rude to rob from the poor
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
90
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
53.
/crime
You rob a loyal nobleman's house while he was out for brunch with another nobleman. You find
664 worth of assets.
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
332
/work
You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make
66 for your expertise in unicorn management.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 33 minutes and 44 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
58
/crime
You are fined
426 for jaywalking
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
269 in a baggie next to you.
/work
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win
55.
/crime
You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole
440 from you!
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
85.
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
230 from you as compensation.
/crime
You were caught stealing a bike and have been fined
55.
You were caught attempting to rob miseryonblues, and have been fined
0.
/work
You worked overtime for
65
/crime
You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a
303 fine!
/slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
105.
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
74!
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
300 for your hard work.
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
77
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 29 minutes and 10 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 29 minutes and 6 seconds.
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
99
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
227
/crime
You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a
281 fine!
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
89!
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
311
/crime
Your rent is due. You send a check for
405.
/rob @hardy heron
You attempted to rob miseryonblues, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
76
/crime
You pose as a tour guide and steal from tourists, making
459 before being caught
/dep all
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
65
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
68!
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
67.
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
59
/crime
You tried to jump the old lady walking down the street. Turns out she had a gun, and robbed you blind of
178
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
194.
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
79
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
152
/crime
You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of
646!
/work
You gave yourself
56 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
309 in a baggie next to you.
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
77
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
97
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 18 minutes and 41 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 18 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
56 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
You were farming and earned
68
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
93.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
56, as it was originally their job
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
91.
/crime
You held a bus hostage and got paid
314
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 33 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 32 seconds.
You shake what your momma gave you for
253.
/work
You cannot work for 16 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 19 seconds.
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
79
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
97
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 4 seconds.
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
67.
/work
You cannot work for 45 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 5 seconds.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
51
/work
You clean the chimney and find
52.
/crime
Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost
52.
I’m a devious little man
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
259 in return!
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
58
/crime
You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined
613
/work
You receive a check of
97 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
56 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
68 for a good job.
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
95
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
83 from selling drinks
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
325
/crime
You tried to sell fake designer merchandise, but got caught and have been fined
581.
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
86
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
238 for child support before disownment.
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
97
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
82. The students loved you!
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
70
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
54. Good job.
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
377
/work
You make a living selling weed for
87 a day
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
96
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
313 and maybe chlamydia.
You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make
50.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
90
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
91
/work
You cannot work for 38 seconds.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
59.
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
89 because we pity you.
/crime
Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined
439
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
102
/work
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win
81.
/slut
Your friend pays you
269 for you to worship her feet