#back-room

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marttinn27

You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined Cash214

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/work

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marttinn27

You work as a professional apologiser and earn Cash52

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/work

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marttinn27

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 55 seconds.

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/crime

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marttinn27

You steal a painting of a mustached man and sell it for Cash548.

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/work

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marttinn27

You get a commission request, the payment is Cash83.

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marttinn27

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 41 minutes and 46 seconds.

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/slut

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marttinn27

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 39 minutes and 36 seconds.

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/rob @proven condor

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marttinn27

xmark You were caught attempting to rob jorjel_, and have been fined Cash261.

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/work

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mini_comet3

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make Cash94 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

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/rob @regal mauve

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jorjel_

xmark You attempted to rob marttinn27, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

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/rob @proven condor

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commander.rex

xmark You were caught attempting to rob jorjel_, and have been fined Cash462.

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/rob @edgy jetty

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jorjel_

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 1 minute.

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huh

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hate bots

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Me too

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/rob @regal mauve

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commander.rex

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 9 minutes.

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/rob @edgy jetty

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marttinn27

xmark You were caught attempting to rob commander.rex, and have been fined Cash275.

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/work

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marttinn27

You made a great pun! Take this Cash78.

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/crime

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marttinn27

You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got Cash125 taken away from you!

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/slut

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marttinn27

You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined Cash0.

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/work

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laycrisps

You work as a wine taster and earn Cash77

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/crime

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laycrisps

You steal a celebrity's personal diary and sell it to a gossip magazine for Cash628.

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/crime

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kaas_burger112

You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for Cash256

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/work

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kaas_burger112

You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make Cash72.

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/crime

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kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 46 seconds.

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/money

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/rob @nova crest

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commander.rex

check You robbed Cash128 from kaas_burger112.

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/rob @edgy jetty

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kaas_burger112

xmark You attempted to rob commander.rex, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

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D:

edgy jetty
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/rob @edgy jetty

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kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

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i indeed try

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/work

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mini_comet3

You work as crisis actor and earn Cash74.

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/crime

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devildiehl66

You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay Cash552 in hospital expenses...

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/work

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devildiehl66

You work as a model and earn Cash54

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/slut

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devildiehl66

Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John Cash217

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/crime

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commander.rex

You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined Cash340.

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/work

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theguided3772

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's Cash57.

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/slut

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theguided3772

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you Cash179 for your services.

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/rob @boreal lark

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commander.rex

xmark You attempted to rob theguided3772, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

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/work

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mini_comet3

You work as a head receiver and earn Cash79

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/slut

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purple_eyes_bi

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you Cash307 for the good time.

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PAUSE

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WAIT

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/crime

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homie_bro912

You steal all the candy from a candy store. After fighting the urge to eat it, you sell it for Cash520.

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/crime

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homie_bro912

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 39 seconds.

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/slut

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homie_bro912

Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined Cash278.

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FUCK

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/work

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homie_bro912

You work as a head receiver and earn Cash89

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woo hooo

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/work

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homie_bro912

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.

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/work

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purple_eyes_bi

You get a commission request, the payment is Cash60.

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/slut

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purple_eyes_bi

Your pimp gives you an extra Cash240

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/work

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halrirae

You find Cash87 randomly lying in the gutter

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/work

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halrirae

Cash68 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

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/crime

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tecumpseh

You work for a hacking association and earn Cash542

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/work

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tecumpseh

You got featured and won Cash98

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/crime

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tecumpseh

After mugging a drunk policeman, the cops chase you, ram your car, and leave you for dead - when paramedics arrive, they charge you a whopping Cash343 because they don't get paid enough

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/work

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tecumpseh

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth Cash67!

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/work

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tecumpseh

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for Cash80

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/work

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halrirae

You work as a professional wine taster and earn Cash93.

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/work

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rxncour

You work as a pet food taster and earn Cash73.

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/rob myori1

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rxncour

xmark You were caught attempting to rob myori1, and have been fined Cash680.

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/crime

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rxncour

You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole Cash381 from you!

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/slut

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rxncour

You fucked a traffic cone and found Cash339 inside it

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/work

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mini_comet3

You work as the head of potatoes and earn Cash76

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/work

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rxncour

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make Cash70 for your lack of effort.

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/work

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rxncour

You participate in a scientific study and earn Cash83 for your time and effort.

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/work

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halrirae

You work as a beefeater and earn Cash71

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/rob @cobalt tartan

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commander.rex

xmark You were caught attempting to rob halrirae, and have been fined Cash282.

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/rob myori1

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rxncour

xmark You were caught attempting to rob myori1, and have been fined Cash334.

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..

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/work

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mini_comet3

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn Cash91

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/slut

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max21589

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was Cash295 in a baggie next to you.

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/crime

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max21589

You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed Cash420 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.

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/work

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max21589

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn Cash73

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/work

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calvin_vanderlin

You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn Cash100

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/work

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calvin_vanderlin

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.

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/crime

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calvin_vanderlin

You are fined Cash300 for jaywalking

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/work

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marttinn27

You work as the president and earn Cash96

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/crime

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marttinn27

You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay Cash104 in hospital expenses...

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/slut

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marttinn27

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned Cash193

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/rob malice

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marttinn27

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - kidmaliceyt
2 - rxncour

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/work

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doggosxkenny

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain Cash64 though.

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/rob rxncour

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xmark Cancelled command.

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marttinn27

xmark You attempted to rob rxncour, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

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/rob doggosxkenny

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marttinn27

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

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/rob marttinn27

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doggosxkenny

xmark You attempted to rob marttinn27, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

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/slut

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sk1lledbomber

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D Cash109 : D

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/crime

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sk1lledbomber

You steal a rare book from a library and sell it to a collector for Cash614.

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/work

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sk1lledbomber

You take your dog for a walk and gain Cash86

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/work

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commander.rex

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn Cash89

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/work

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xvrmisty

You work as a children's toy tester and earn Cash63

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/slut

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xvrmisty

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw Cash326 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

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/bank

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/crime

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xvrmisty

You steal a rare plant from a botanical garden and sell it to a collector for Cash309

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/crime

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tatchycrane

You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube, but someone catches you in the act. You lost Cash63 and the YouTube channel you worked so hard on. Good job, buddy.

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/slut

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tatchycrane

Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra Cash0.

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/work

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tatchycrane

You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining Cash82

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/work

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halrirae

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn Cash70.

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/work

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commander.rex

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make Cash91 from ad revenue.

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/work

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kaas_burger112

You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make Cash84 for your therapeutic skills.

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/crime

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kaas_burger112

You sneak into the White House and manage to get your hands on a small loan of a million dollars. Unfortunately, you lose most of it while escaping, and only take home Cash671

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/work

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xluciferschild

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn Cash60

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/crime

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xluciferschild

You were caught with your pants down outside the cemetery, and have been given a Cash592 fine!

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wtf

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/slut

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xluciferschild

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him Cash0.

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/rob myori1

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rxncour

xmark You were caught attempting to rob myori1, and have been fined Cash676.

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BRUHH

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fine

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/crime

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max21589

You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of Cash397

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/slut

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max21589

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up Cash256

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/work

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max21589

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid Cash55!

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/rob @feral lava

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commander.rex

xmark You attempted to rob max21589, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

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/work

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mini_comet3

You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn Cash62, albeit reluctantly.

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/work

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kaas_burger112

You were farming and earned Cash75

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/crime

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kaas_burger112

You steal someone's Halloween candy and give your friend half of it. He pays you Cash277

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/work

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halrirae

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received Cash74!

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/work

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laycrisps

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you Cash78.

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/slut

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laycrisps

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw Cash230 at you.

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/work

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sarcastic_spoopy_queen

You work as a professional bed tester and earn Cash56.

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/work

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sarcastic_spoopy_queen

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 30 seconds.

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/crime

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sarcastic_spoopy_queen

You parked in a handicap spot without a permit and have been fined Cash256.

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/work

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halrirae

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn Cash67

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/work

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bryce173

You clean off the chairs and get paid Cash68

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/slut

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bryce173

Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged Cash235 for their medical fees.

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How in the hell do you go to the hospital for a migraine

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bryce173

You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined Cash280

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/work

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halrirae

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn Cash92

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/work

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baddomin8r54

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got Cash79.

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/slut

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sk1lledbomber

You managed to get with a famous actress for Cash158

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/crime

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sk1lledbomber

You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a Cash643 fine!

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/work

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sk1lledbomber

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you Cash95 .

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/work

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baddomin8r54

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money Cash57

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/crime

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tecumpseh

You steal candy from a baby and sell it for Cash681 on the black market.

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tecumpseh

You work at a lamp store and earn Cash88

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halrirae

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make Cash76 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

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/item store

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/work

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mini_comet3

You made a great pun! Take this Cash65.

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/work

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halrirae

You work as a pumpkin picker Cash67

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/work

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rxncour

You work as the namer of clouds and earn Cash93

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/slut

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rxncour

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you Cash293 for the night.

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/rob myori1

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rxncour

xmark You were caught attempting to rob myori1, and have been fined Cash400.

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/work

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mini_comet3

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn Cash91

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kaas_burger112

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn Cash74.

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/crime

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kaas_burger112

You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined Cash692

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goatlegs64

You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube that gets a lot of hits, Cash450 arrives in the mail the next day.

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/work

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mini_comet3

You work as the head of elephants and earn Cash76

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/work

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kaas_burger112

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly Cash53 was earned.

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/crime

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kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 21 minutes and 14 seconds.

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/work

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commander.rex

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you Cash52.

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/work

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baine406

You work for a private military company, earning Cash51

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/work

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halrirae

You help clean a horses stable for Cash72

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baine406

You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive Cash65

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halrirae

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn Cash68

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someone_random999

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped Cash86!

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/work

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kaas_burger112

You sell V-bucks and make Cash87!

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/crime

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kaas_burger112

A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined Cash257 kiddo

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mini_comet3

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make Cash78!

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tecumpseh

You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a Cash390 fine.

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/work

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tecumpseh

You clean off the tables and get paid Cash57

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baine406

You work as a sewer inspector and earn Cash95

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mini_comet3

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money Cash61

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ck1zz

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn Cash70

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/work

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ck1zz

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 55 seconds.

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aw

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baine406

You work as a cross dresser model and earn Cash59

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/work

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kaas_burger112

A sudden gust of wind blows Cash91 in your direction.

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/crime

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kaas_burger112

You rob a convenience store for Cash471

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/work

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clear_sundown

You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn Cash74, albeit reluctantly.

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Interesting

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baine406

You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth Cash52.

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clear_sundown

You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for Cash636

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kaas_burger112

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn Cash51

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kaas_burger112

You were caught illegally fishing and have been fined Cash328.

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/work

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kaas_burger112

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with Cash51

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kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 44 minutes and 11 seconds.

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kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 7 seconds.

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/work

silent galeBOT
#
xluciferschild

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got Cash51 I think...

cloud bloom
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
xluciferschild

You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took Cash69 from you.

cloud bloom
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
xluciferschild

You choked on your aspirations. You lost Cash0

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received Cash62!

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You work as an onion chopper and get paid Cash68 for chopping onions in a restaurant.

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a Cash385 fine!

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth Cash57!

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found Cash88 near one of the potatoes

naive kraken
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
clear_sundown

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received Cash70!

cunning tangle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baddomin8r54

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you Cash57 for helping them out.

cunning tangle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baddomin8r54

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make Cash68 for your expertise in unicorn management.

proven condor
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jorjel_

You got out of bed. Have Cash78

proven condor
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jorjel_

You kill someone and sell their organs for Cash636

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found Cash64 on the way back home!

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you Cash75, it must be your lucky day!

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You were caught stealing from a charity and have been fined Cash657.

ruby egret
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You work as a cross dresser model and earn Cash50

hard yoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
twaveyy.

You walk dogs for Cash60.

hard yoke
#

/work

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
twaveyy.

You find a trading vulnerability in a game and duplicate inventory for which you sell and earn Cash449

hard yoke
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
twaveyy.

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 47 seconds.

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You battled and gained Cash70.

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined Cash225

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make Cash50 for your unicorn whispering skills.

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined Cash50 kiddo

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 40 seconds.

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth Cash80.

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You were caught vandalising and were fined Cash96

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You work as the head of potatoes and earn Cash77

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 19 minutes and 34 seconds.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you Cash52

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive Cash82

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 2 seconds.

nova crest
#

-work

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make Cash57 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You steal lamps for Cash645

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes.

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot work for 33 seconds.

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot work for 11 seconds.

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You have worked in the prison gardens for Cash57

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 53 minutes and 43 seconds.

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make Cash59!

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You suggest something good and get rewarded Cash82

ruby egret
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn Cash88.

cloud bloom
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
xluciferschild

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you Cash83 for helping them out.

cloud bloom
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
xluciferschild

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you Cash368 in order to keep quiet about it.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for Cash56

warped dock
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
purple_eyes_bi

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid Cash61!

warped dock
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
purple_eyes_bi

You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed Cash228.

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive Cash60

nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with Cash363 and a real sore hangover.

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You work as a street performer and earn Cash60

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined Cash359 for messing with the wrong dolphin!

nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 43 minutes and 14 seconds.

ruby egret
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got Cash93 for it!

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 59 seconds.

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got Cash82 for your efforts!

nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 29 minutes and 3 seconds.

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 45 minutes and 38 seconds.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You clean off the animatronics and get paid Cash96

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned Cash51.

cunning tangle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baddomin8r54

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive Cash75

ruby egret
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made Cash80 off your performance.

old flax
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
rxncour

You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make Cash85.

old flax
#

/rob itzbweh.

silent galeBOT
#
rxncour

xmark You were caught attempting to rob itzbweh., and have been fined Cash351.

old flax
#

my lord

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
rxncour

You assassinated an African drug lord for Cash518

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly Cash55 was earned.

old flax
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
rxncour

You work hard all day and your boss pays you Cash66 after the pizzeria closes down.

plush grove
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
cantwearflipflops

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you Cash70 when you got back home

plush grove
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
cantwearflipflops

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

plush grove
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
cantwearflipflops

You rob a wild bank and manage to steal Cash423

plush grove
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
cantwearflipflops

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 51 minutes and 31 seconds.

old flax
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
rxncour

You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined Cash320

old flax
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
rxncour

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you Cash71

plush grove
#

No you rat let me get money

old flax
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
rxncour

You broke into the Warden's office and stole his chair. You managed to sell it for Cash362.

plush grove
#

Ooh

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
cantwearflipflops

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you Cash369 in order to keep quiet about it.

plush grove
#

Hehe

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
cantwearflipflops

stopwatch You cannot work for 40 seconds.

old flax
#

thats certainly something

plush grove
#

Dammit let me work

#

I can work my mouth in lots of ways

old flax
#

lmao? 😭

#

/rob myori1

silent galeBOT
#
rxncour

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 28 minutes and 2 seconds.

old flax
#

bro

#

fine

plush grove
#

/Rob myori1

silent galeBOT
#
cantwearflipflops

check You robbed Cash4,388 from myori1.

plush grove
#

Yess!

#

Hehe

old flax
cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth Cash52!

plush grove
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
cantwearflipflops

You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make Cash54.

plush grove
#

Fifty four!

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
cantwearflipflops

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 45 minutes and 14 seconds.

plush grove
#

Damn

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
cantwearflipflops

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 24 seconds.

plush grove
#

Ahh

plush grove
#

/rob

silent galeBOT
#
cantwearflipflops

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

plush grove
#

/rob

silent galeBOT
#
cantwearflipflops

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

plush grove
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
cantwearflipflops

You work as a cookie cutter and earn Cash65.

plush grove
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
cantwearflipflops

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 57 seconds.

plush grove
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
cantwearflipflops

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 7 minutes and 50 seconds.

plush grove
#

/rob

silent galeBOT
#
cantwearflipflops

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

plush grove
#

/kiss

#

Aww

old flax
#

/rob penislover42

silent galeBOT
#
rxncour

check You robbed Cash1,009 from penislover42.

old flax
#

/woek

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
rxncour

You work as a fake bus passenger and earn Cash72 for filling up empty seats on the bus.

undone meadow
#

/rob rxncour

silent galeBOT
#
lucas76771

xmark You attempted to rob rxncour, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

undone meadow
#

rxncour

#

/rob all

silent galeBOT
#
lucas76771

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - thefirewallsalert
2 - the9203
3 - sea.unicorn
4 - jett79
5 - rayallcolors
6 - allmarigolds4254
7 - mrbazal
8 - all1e.
9 - mishikava
10 - allah1659

undone meadow
#

/rob thefirewallsalert

silent galeBOT
#

xmark Cancelled command.

#
lucas76771

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found Cash85 near one of the potatoes

nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You post nudes on the internet for Cash104

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

Your SoundCloud DJ roommate plays his music at 120 DB until 5 am in the morning. In a seething blind rage, you kill him and sell his equipment for Cash613.

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot work for 26 seconds.

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 seconds.

nova crest
#

/work

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn Cash71

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You went to work and gained Cash98

cloud bloom
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
xluciferschild

You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you Cash58 for the hard work

cloud bloom
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
xluciferschild

Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes Cash143 from you as compensation.

cloud bloom
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
xluciferschild

You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined Cash366

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make Cash84 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

winged night
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jayden050443

You work as an elementary school teacher and earn Cash91

winged night
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jayden050443

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 24 seconds.

cloud bloom
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
xluciferschild

You got featured and won Cash88

cloud bloom
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
xluciferschild

You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined Cash88

cloud bloom
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
xluciferschild

You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn Cash340

winged night
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jayden050443

You worked and gained Cash69

cloud bloom
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
xluciferschild

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is Cash70!

cloud bloom
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
xluciferschild

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 21 minutes and 13 seconds.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you Cash88

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you Cash64.

ruby egret
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned Cash73. The students loved you!

edgy jetty
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
commander.rex

You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you Cash50 for the hard work

late basin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
s4w1ccki.ig

You find Cash60 randomly lying in the gutter

late basin
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
s4w1ccki.ig

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned Cash241

late basin
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
s4w1ccki.ig

You were caught stealing flowers from a public garden and have been fined Cash288.

late basin
#

/rob the9203

silent galeBOT
#
s4w1ccki.ig

check You robbed Cash285 from the9203.

old flax
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
rxncour

You bake cupcakes and receive Cash57

old flax
#

/rob triplegaminggavin

silent galeBOT
#
rxncour

check You robbed Cash686 from triplegaminggavin.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn Cash100

warped dock
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
purple_eyes_bi

You develop games and earn Cash68.

warped dock
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
purple_eyes_bi

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw Cash181 at you.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn Cash75

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
devildiehl66

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid Cash97

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
devildiehl66

You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined Cash323

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
devildiehl66

You rob the bank and obtain Cash374! Hell yes.

naive kraken
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
clear_sundown

You work as a professional snuggler and earn Cash87

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You work as an iceberg mover and earn Cash55

nova crest
#

/slur

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You sell naked photos of yourself online for Cash194.

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You were caught illegally fishing and have been fined Cash520.

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned Cash98.

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 19 minutes and 32 seconds.

nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 19 minutes and 26 seconds.

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.

cloud bloom
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
xluciferschild

You work as an iceberg mover and earn Cash51

cloud bloom
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
xluciferschild

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for Cash317.

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got Cash94

nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You shake what your momma gave you for Cash355.

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined Cash662

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You worked at the office overtime for Cash53

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 41 minutes and 20 seconds.

nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 41 minutes and 13 seconds.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make Cash91 off of donations.

chrome ravine
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
a_shadowy_friend_2

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn Cash66

chrome ravine
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
a_shadowy_friend_2

You were caught skipping school and have been fined Cash256.

chrome ravine
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
a_shadowy_friend_2

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather Cash374 in total.

chrome ravine
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
a_shadowy_friend_2

You work as a child birth educator and earn Cash70

cloud bloom
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
xluciferschild

You make a living selling weed for Cash91 a day

cloud bloom
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
xluciferschild

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw Cash149 at you.

chrome ravine
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
a_shadowy_friend_2

You were caught stealing flowers from a public garden and have been fined Cash257.

chrome ravine
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
a_shadowy_friend_2

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw Cash306 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

chrome ravine
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
a_shadowy_friend_2

You work as a snake milker and earn Cash87

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You baked some nice cookies for all, here is Cash54

untold steeple
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
theoneumbra

One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for Cash87

untold steeple
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
theoneumbra

You rake in Cash212, but your butthole will never be the same...

untold steeple
#

Oh god...

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
theoneumbra

You stole a potato and sold it for Cash501 on the black market

untold steeple
#

/bal

#

/balance

#

/bank

proven condor
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jorjel_

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you Cash109 to fuck the girls inside.

proven condor
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jorjel_

You work as a beaver expert and earn Cash65

proven condor
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jorjel_

You pickpocket every single person in the parliament entrance and sneak away with Cash587

hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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miseryonblues

You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make Cash73.

hollow hollow
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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jaybook42

You work as a pilot and earn Cash67

hollow hollow
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jaybook42

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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halrirae

You work as a cross dresser model and earn Cash57

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work hard all day and your boss pays you Cash77 after the pizzeria closes down.

nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you Cash148 for public indecency.

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined Cash273 and lost all your toilet paper.

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn Cash98

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn Cash62

ruby egret
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned Cash94!

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You did a fundraiser and raised Cash79

nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 17 minutes and 49 seconds.

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 17 minutes and 47 seconds.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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halrirae

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got Cash83

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You work as a fake bus passenger and earn Cash52 for filling up empty seats on the bus.

nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 38 seconds.

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 2 minutes and 36 seconds.

old flax
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
rxncour

You stole a couple rifles and sold it for Cash421

old flax
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
rxncour

You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn Cash78

old flax
#

/rob jorjel_

silent galeBOT
#
rxncour

xmark You were caught attempting to rob jorjel_, and have been fined Cash518.

old flax
proven condor
#

/rob @old flax

silent galeBOT
#
jorjel_

xmark You attempted to rob rxncour, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

proven condor
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jorjel_

You post nudes on the internet for Cash336

proven condor
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jorjel_

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got Cash81 for your efforts!

proven condor
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jorjel_

You kidnaped a cat and took it hostage for Cash276

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning Cash78 as a reward.

nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost Cash216.

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined Cash540.

wintry scarab
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
bryce173

You worked at the office overtime for Cash53

wintry scarab
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
bryce173

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent Cash124 to your Patreon

wintry scarab
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
bryce173

You sell body parts on the black market Cash290 in profit.

wintry scarab
#

/Rob @nova crest

silent galeBOT
#
bryce173

xmark You attempted to rob kaas_burger112, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

nova crest
wintry scarab
#

Shhhhh

#

/Rob @hardy heron

silent galeBOT
#
bryce173

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.

wintry scarab
cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a dumpster diver and earn Cash92

nova crest
#

/rob @wintry scarab

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

xmark You attempted to rob bryce173, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

nova crest
#

D:

wintry scarab
#

...

nova crest
#

you tried to rob me!

wintry scarab
#

You tried to Rob me too though

nova crest
#

yeah because you tried to rob me!

wintry scarab
#

I lost all my money in blackjack

#

Look at my pronouns

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"Gam/Bler"

nova crest
#

fr

wintry scarab
#

I updated my profile

#

.

languid hinge
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baron.l

You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make Cash69 for your entertaining bedtime stories.

languid hinge
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
baron.l

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with Cash280 and a real sore hangover.

random prism
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kirtonapprox

You post nudes on the internet for Cash191

random prism
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kirtonapprox

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you Cash93.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid Cash98 for it.

hardy heron
#

Fuck off

#

I'm paying debts

#

It's rude to rob from the poor

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a beaver expert and earn Cash90

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning Cash53.

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You rob a loyal nobleman's house while he was out for brunch with another nobleman. You find Cash664 worth of assets.

nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost Cash332

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make Cash66 for your expertise in unicorn management.

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 33 minutes and 44 seconds.

nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 46 seconds.

winged night
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jayden050443

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn Cash58

winged night
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jayden050443

You are fined Cash426 for jaywalking

proven condor
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jorjel_

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was Cash269 in a baggie next to you.

proven condor
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jorjel_

You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win Cash55.

proven condor
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jorjel_

You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole Cash440 from you!

tropic gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
favelaflair

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you Cash85.

tropic gull
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
favelaflair

Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes Cash230 from you as compensation.

tropic gull
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
favelaflair

You were caught stealing a bike and have been fined Cash55.

tropic gull
#

/bal

#

/rob @hardy heron

silent galeBOT
#
favelaflair

xmark You were caught attempting to rob miseryonblues, and have been fined Cash0.

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You worked overtime for Cash65

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a Cash303 fine!

nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her Cash105.

cloud bloom
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
xluciferschild

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid Cash74!

cloud bloom
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
xluciferschild

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained Cash300 for your hard work.

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly Cash77

nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 29 minutes and 10 seconds.

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 29 minutes and 6 seconds.

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn Cash99

nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in Cash227

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a Cash281 fine!

hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
miseryonblues

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned Cash89!

hardy heron
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
miseryonblues

Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in Cash311

hardy heron
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
miseryonblues

Your rent is due. You send a check for Cash405.

tropic gull
#

/rob @hardy heron

silent galeBOT
#
favelaflair

xmark You attempted to rob miseryonblues, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

hardy heron
#

I'm gonna get ur money back

#

One day

#

Arthur Morgan

tropic gull
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
favelaflair

You work as a parkour specialist and earn Cash76

tropic gull
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
favelaflair

You pose as a tour guide and steal from tourists, making Cash459 before being caught

tropic gull
#

/dep all

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn Cash65

ruby egret
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found Cash68!

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got Cash67.

plush grove
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
cantwearflipflops

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn Cash59

plush grove
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
cantwearflipflops

You tried to jump the old lady walking down the street. Turns out she had a gun, and robbed you blind of Cash178

plush grove
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
cantwearflipflops

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole Cash194.

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with Cash79

nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned Cash152

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of Cash646!

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You gave yourself Cash56 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

boreal lark
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
theguided3772

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was Cash309 in a baggie next to you.

boreal lark
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
theguided3772

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for Cash77

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You work as the head of potatoes and earn Cash97

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 18 minutes and 41 seconds.

nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 18 minutes and 36 seconds.

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid Cash56 and given a bottle of wine.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You were farming and earned Cash68

naive kraken
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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clear_sundown

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded Cash93.

naive kraken
#

^o^

#

Well thats rare

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you Cash56, as it was originally their job

sudden tide
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mochadacat.

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid Cash91.

sudden tide
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
mochadacat.

You held a bus hostage and got paid Cash314

sudden tide
#

That uh

#

sounds like me

#

Yea

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mochadacat.

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 33 seconds.

sudden tide
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
mochadacat.

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 32 seconds.

#
mochadacat.

You shake what your momma gave you for Cash253.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

stopwatch You cannot work for 16 seconds.

#
mochadacat.

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 19 seconds.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You worked at the office overtime for Cash79

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for Cash97

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 4 seconds.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you Cash67.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

stopwatch You cannot work for 45 seconds.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

stopwatch You cannot work for 5 seconds.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned Cash51

late flare
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
rumpledumpledoo

You clean the chimney and find Cash52.

late flare
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
rumpledumpledoo

Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost Cash52.

late flare
#

I’m a devious little man

proven condor
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jorjel_

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you Cash259 in return!

proven condor
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jorjel_

You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining Cash58

proven condor
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jorjel_

You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined Cash613

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You receive a check of Cash97 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work at the dump all day. Then you found Cash56 from a thrown out wallet.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you Cash68 for a good job.

ruby egret
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You work as a water slide tester and earn Cash95

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
devildiehl66

You worked as a bartender, and earned Cash83 from selling drinks

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
devildiehl66

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped Cash325

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
devildiehl66

You tried to sell fake designer merchandise, but got caught and have been fined Cash581.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a professional snuggler and earn Cash86

languid hinge
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
baron.l

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay Cash238 for child support before disownment.

languid hinge
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baron.l

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly Cash97

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned Cash82. The students loved you!

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made Cash70

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and Cash54. Good job.

nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of Cash377

ruby egret
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You make a living selling weed for Cash87 a day

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a professional snail racer and win Cash96

boreal lark
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
theguided3772

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you Cash313 and maybe chlamydia.

boreal lark
#

/word

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
theguided3772

You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make Cash50.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn Cash90

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned Cash91

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

stopwatch You cannot work for 38 seconds.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded Cash59.

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You work as a high school student with no life. Have Cash89 because we pity you.

nova crest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined Cash439

nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost Cash102

nova crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win Cash81.

nova crest
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaas_burger112

Your friend pays you Cash269 for you to worship her feet