#back-room | Red Dead Redemption 2 | Page 152

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halrirae

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cobalt tartan Feb 22, 2025, 4:47 AM

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/work

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halrirae

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cobalt tartan Feb 22, 2025, 4:47 AM

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/work

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halrirae

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/work

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/slut

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theknocker6605

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/crime

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theknocker6605

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/crime

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theknocker6605

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ripe badger Feb 22, 2025, 6:16 AM

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/work

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theknocker6605

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ripe badger Feb 22, 2025, 9:25 AM

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/slut

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mrjaxonn

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Fuck

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/work

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mrjaxonn

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ripe badger Feb 22, 2025, 9:26 AM

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/crime

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mrjaxonn

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/work

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mrjaxonn

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ripe badger Feb 22, 2025, 9:26 AM

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Bru

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/wlay

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/slut

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mrjaxonn

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Good

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/crine

naive flame Feb 22, 2025, 12:28 PM

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/work

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/crime

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cheesybread21166

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naive flame Feb 22, 2025, 12:28 PM

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/slut

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cheesybread21166

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/crime

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sk1lledbomber

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/work

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sk1lledbomber

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/slut

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sk1lledbomber

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/work

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cheesybread21166

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/work

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cheesybread21166

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naive flame Feb 22, 2025, 1:17 PM

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/crime

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cheesybread21166

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naive flame Feb 22, 2025, 1:36 PM

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/work

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cheesybread21166

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naive flame Feb 22, 2025, 1:37 PM

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/crime

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cheesybread21166

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/slut

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cheesybread21166

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/work

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cheesybread21166

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/work

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cheesybread21166

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/crime

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cheesybread21166

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/work

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cheesybread21166

You work as a dog food taster and earn Cash 56

proven condor Feb 22, 2025, 2:20 PM

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/slut

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jorjel_

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naive flame Feb 22, 2025, 2:36 PM

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/work

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cheesybread21166

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naive flame Feb 22, 2025, 2:36 PM

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/crime

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cheesybread21166

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 43 seconds.

naive flame Feb 22, 2025, 2:37 PM

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/slut

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cheesybread21166

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naive flame Feb 22, 2025, 2:37 PM

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/crime

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cheesybread21166

You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined Cash 677

naive flame Feb 22, 2025, 2:47 PM

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/work

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cheesybread21166

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ruby egret Feb 22, 2025, 3:05 PM

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/work

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mini_comet3

You battled and gained Cash 92.

ruby egret Feb 22, 2025, 3:06 PM

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/crime

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mini_comet3

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ruby egret Feb 22, 2025, 3:06 PM

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/slut

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mini_comet3

That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay Cash 0 in hospital fees.

ripe badger Feb 22, 2025, 5:08 PM

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/work

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theknocker6605

You work as a bed warmer and earn Cash 52

ripe badger Feb 22, 2025, 5:08 PM

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/slut

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theknocker6605

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined Cash 372

ripe badger Feb 22, 2025, 5:08 PM

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/crime

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theknocker6605

You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of Cash 652

naive flame Feb 22, 2025, 6:08 PM

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/work

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cheesybread21166

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in Cash 69.

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/crime

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cheesybread21166

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naive flame Feb 22, 2025, 6:08 PM

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/slut

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cheesybread21166

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dark escarp Feb 22, 2025, 7:02 PM

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/slut

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ilittlejedi

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with Cash 200.

dark escarp Feb 22, 2025, 7:02 PM

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/ccrime

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/bal

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/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 22, 2025, 7:03 PM

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ilittlejedi

You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost Cash 0

dark escarp Feb 22, 2025, 7:03 PM

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/work

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ilittlejedi

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/work

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kikigaming4you

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kind canopy Feb 22, 2025, 7:33 PM

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/crime

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kikigaming4you

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kind canopy Feb 22, 2025, 7:33 PM

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/slut

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kikigaming4you

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fathom jay Feb 22, 2025, 7:38 PM

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/slut

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duzinhoh

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/work

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duzinhoh

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/work

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duzinhoh

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fathom jay Feb 22, 2025, 7:39 PM

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/crime

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duzinhoh

You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a Cash 394 fine!

ripe badger Feb 22, 2025, 8:28 PM

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/work

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theknocker6605

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ripe badger Feb 22, 2025, 8:28 PM

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/slut

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theknocker6605

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ripe badger Feb 22, 2025, 8:28 PM

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/crime

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theknocker6605

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fathom jay Feb 22, 2025, 9:12 PM

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/work

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duzinhoh

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/crime

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duzinhoh

You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined Cash 86

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/slut

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duzinhoh

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naive flame Feb 22, 2025, 9:44 PM

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/work

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cheesybread21166

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/crime

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cheesybread21166

You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined Cash 336

naive flame Feb 22, 2025, 9:44 PM

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/slut

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cheesybread21166

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/work

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sk1lledbomber

You clean off the chairs and get paid Cash 55

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/crime

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sk1lledbomber

You were caught vandalising a car and have been fined Cash 475.

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/slut

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sk1lledbomber

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/slut

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w1zzgotem

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brisk thicket Feb 23, 2025, 5:04 AM

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/slut

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w1zzgotem

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 45 seconds.

brisk thicket Feb 23, 2025, 5:04 AM

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/crime

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w1zzgotem

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cedar pelican Feb 23, 2025, 8:01 AM

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cobalt tartan Feb 23, 2025, 11:03 AM

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/work

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halrirae

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tiny stirrup Feb 23, 2025, 11:45 AM

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/work

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mrarmorer_54847

You work as a parkour specialist and earn Cash 79

tiny stirrup Feb 23, 2025, 11:45 AM

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/crime

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mrarmorer_54847

You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at Cash 638.

tiny stirrup Feb 23, 2025, 11:45 AM

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/slut

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mrarmorer_54847

You work at the strip club and earn Cash 284.

ruby egret Feb 23, 2025, 3:11 PM

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/crime

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mini_comet3

Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you Cash 274 in sheer terror.

ruby egret Feb 23, 2025, 3:11 PM

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/slut

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mini_comet3

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with Cash 318 and a real sore hangover.

ruby egret Feb 23, 2025, 3:11 PM

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/work

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mini_comet3

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dense crow Feb 23, 2025, 5:30 PM

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/slut

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hooligan617

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dense crow Feb 23, 2025, 5:30 PM

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/crime

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hooligan617

You steal the Queen's crown and sell it on the black market for Cash 696

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/work

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hooligan617

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naive flame Feb 23, 2025, 6:57 PM

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/work

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cheesybread21166

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naive flame Feb 23, 2025, 6:57 PM

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/crime

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cheesybread21166

You tried to smuggle illegal cheese across the border and got caught. You have been fined Cash 508.

naive flame Feb 23, 2025, 6:57 PM

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/slut

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cheesybread21166

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naive flame Feb 23, 2025, 7:20 PM

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/work

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cheesybread21166

A drunk man pays you Cash 70 to walk backwards.

fossil dawn Feb 23, 2025, 7:34 PM

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/work

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coleadams24

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn Cash 61

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/work

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coleadams24

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/work

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carlwheevil_21805

You work as a professional cuddler and earn Cash 98

hollow saddle Feb 23, 2025, 7:37 PM

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/work

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carlwheevil_21805

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 24 seconds.

hollow saddle Feb 23, 2025, 7:48 PM

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/work

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carlwheevil_21805

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got Cash 58 for it!

fossil dawn Feb 23, 2025, 7:48 PM

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/work

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coleadams24

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in Cash 93

fossil dawn Feb 23, 2025, 7:49 PM

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/work

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coleadams24

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

hollow saddle Feb 23, 2025, 7:49 PM

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/work

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carlwheevil_21805

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 38 seconds.

naive flame Feb 23, 2025, 8:05 PM

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/work

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cheesybread21166

You clean the chimney and find Cash 93.

naive flame Feb 23, 2025, 8:05 PM

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/crime

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cheesybread21166

You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined Cash 566

naive flame Feb 23, 2025, 8:05 PM

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/slut

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cheesybread21166

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped Cash 370

cobalt tartan Feb 24, 2025, 12:16 AM

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/work

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halrirae

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of Cash 85 off your new game.

cobalt tartan Feb 24, 2025, 1:48 AM

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/work

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halrirae

You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn Cash 85

lucid sparrow Feb 24, 2025, 5:22 AM

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/slut

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miguel_moreno7.

You couldn't get it up and lost Cash 208

lucid sparrow Feb 24, 2025, 5:22 AM

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/worl

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/work

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miguel_moreno7.

You work as a bed warmer and earn Cash 71

lucid sparrow Feb 24, 2025, 5:22 AM

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/slut

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miguel_moreno7.

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 30 seconds.

lucid sparrow Feb 24, 2025, 5:23 AM

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/work

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miguel_moreno7.

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 25 seconds.

lucid sparrow Feb 24, 2025, 5:23 AM

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/bal

keen surge Feb 24, 2025, 6:33 AM

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/crime

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sk1lledbomber

Your public indecency paid off and you got Cash 452

keen surge Feb 24, 2025, 6:33 AM

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/work

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sk1lledbomber

You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make Cash 51.

keen surge Feb 24, 2025, 6:33 AM

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/slut

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sk1lledbomber

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of Cash 164!

split oracle Feb 24, 2025, 7:29 AM

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/slut

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xitznathx

You found an extra Cash 317 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

keen surge Feb 24, 2025, 8:33 AM

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/crime

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sk1lledbomber

You ransacked your manager's home, found his prized alarm clock, and sold it for Cash 484

keen surge Feb 24, 2025, 8:33 AM

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/work

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sk1lledbomber

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid Cash 69.

keen surge Feb 24, 2025, 8:33 AM

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/slut

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sk1lledbomber

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you Cash 219 for the good time.

frosty night Feb 24, 2025, 9:00 AM

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/crime

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zombiemonks.

You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined Cash 81 .

frosty night Feb 24, 2025, 9:00 AM

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/w slut

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/slut

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zombiemonks.

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in Cash 258

frosty night Feb 24, 2025, 9:00 AM

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/work

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zombiemonks.

You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn Cash 83

frosty night Feb 24, 2025, 9:02 AM

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/dep all

frosty night Feb 24, 2025, 9:40 AM

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/work

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zombiemonks.

You work as a director of sand bags and earn Cash 50

frosty night Feb 24, 2025, 11:04 AM

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/work

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zombiemonks.

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make Cash 54

lucid sparrow Feb 24, 2025, 11:22 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 24, 2025, 11:22 AM

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miguel_moreno7.

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you Cash 234

lucid sparrow Feb 24, 2025, 11:23 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Feb 24, 2025, 11:23 AM

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miguel_moreno7.

You walk dogs for Cash 74.

lucid sparrow Feb 24, 2025, 11:23 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 24, 2025, 11:24 AM

#

miguel_moreno7.

You rob a squirrel of his nuts... and pawn them for Cash 432

lucid sparrow Feb 24, 2025, 12:13 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 24, 2025, 12:13 PM

#

miguel_moreno7.

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.

lucid sparrow Feb 24, 2025, 12:13 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 24, 2025, 12:13 PM

#

miguel_moreno7.

You work as a zoologist and earn Cash 81

lucid sparrow Feb 24, 2025, 12:13 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 24, 2025, 12:13 PM

#

miguel_moreno7.

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 10 minutes and 36 seconds.

tiny stirrup Feb 24, 2025, 12:20 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 24, 2025, 12:20 PM

#

mrarmorer_54847

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay Cash 355 for child support before disownment.

tiny stirrup Feb 24, 2025, 12:20 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 24, 2025, 12:20 PM

#

mrarmorer_54847

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got Cash 92 for your efforts!

tiny stirrup Feb 24, 2025, 12:20 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 24, 2025, 12:20 PM

#

mrarmorer_54847

You were caught driving a car with expired license plates and have been fined Cash 469.

lucid sparrow Feb 24, 2025, 1:03 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 24, 2025, 1:03 PM

#

miguel_moreno7.

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you Cash 284

lucid sparrow Feb 24, 2025, 1:03 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 24, 2025, 1:03 PM

#

miguel_moreno7.

You robbed a grocery store and got Cash 553

lucid sparrow Feb 24, 2025, 1:04 PM

#

/worl

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 24, 2025, 1:04 PM

#

miguel_moreno7.

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get Cash 78

fossil dawn Feb 24, 2025, 2:21 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 24, 2025, 2:21 PM

#

coleadams24

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you Cash 94

gilded portal Feb 24, 2025, 3:28 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 24, 2025, 3:28 PM

#

.matthew_23

You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn Cash 84 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.

edgy jetty Feb 24, 2025, 3:32 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 24, 2025, 3:32 PM

#

commander.rex

You sell cellular phones for a whopping Cash 284

proven condor Feb 24, 2025, 4:06 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 24, 2025, 4:06 PM

#

jorjel_

Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra Cash 196.

proven condor Feb 24, 2025, 4:06 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 24, 2025, 4:06 PM

#

jorjel_

You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make Cash 84 for your bravery and heroism.

round crater Feb 24, 2025, 5:52 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 24, 2025, 5:52 PM

#

malii3810

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn Cash 109

hardy heron Feb 24, 2025, 7:15 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 24, 2025, 7:15 PM

#

sufferingthoughts

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned Cash 79.

hardy heron Feb 24, 2025, 7:15 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 24, 2025, 7:15 PM

#

sufferingthoughts

You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took Cash 177 from you.

late flare Feb 24, 2025, 9:22 PM

#

/rob

silent galeBOT Feb 24, 2025, 9:22 PM

#

rumpledumpledoo

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

late flare Feb 24, 2025, 9:26 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 24, 2025, 9:26 PM

#

rumpledumpledoo

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn Cash 51

late flare Feb 24, 2025, 9:26 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 24, 2025, 9:26 PM

#

rumpledumpledoo

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 27 seconds.

lucid sparrow Feb 24, 2025, 10:19 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 24, 2025, 10:19 PM

#

miguel_moreno7.

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned Cash 200

lucid sparrow Feb 24, 2025, 10:20 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 24, 2025, 10:20 PM

#

miguel_moreno7.

You work as a wine taster and earn Cash 91

lucid sparrow Feb 24, 2025, 10:20 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 24, 2025, 10:20 PM

#

miguel_moreno7.

You pour rain water into bottles, claiming that it's Holy water, and sell them for Cash 617

fading geyser Feb 24, 2025, 10:23 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 24, 2025, 10:23 PM

#

mvrxu1

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay Cash 368 for child support before disownment.

fading geyser Feb 24, 2025, 10:23 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 24, 2025, 10:23 PM

#

mvrxu1

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you Cash 78 for watching.

ripe badger Feb 24, 2025, 10:39 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 24, 2025, 10:39 PM

#

theknocker6605

Taxes collected! You have gained Cash 63

ripe badger Feb 24, 2025, 10:39 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 24, 2025, 10:39 PM

#

theknocker6605

You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost? Cash 100 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?

ripe badger Feb 24, 2025, 10:39 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 24, 2025, 10:39 PM

#

theknocker6605

You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined Cash 503

gilded portal Feb 24, 2025, 11:13 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 24, 2025, 11:13 PM

#

.matthew_23

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you Cash 99

late flare Feb 25, 2025, 12:16 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 12:16 AM

#

rumpledumpledoo

You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn Cash 52

cobalt tartan Feb 25, 2025, 12:32 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 12:32 AM

#

halrirae

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn Cash 79

ripe badger Feb 25, 2025, 12:33 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 12:33 AM

#

theknocker6605

You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid Cash 75 to dust off dinosaur fossils.

ripe badger Feb 25, 2025, 12:33 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 12:33 AM

#

theknocker6605

Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John Cash 291

ripe badger Feb 25, 2025, 12:33 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 12:33 AM

#

theknocker6605

You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose Cash 450 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.

lucid sparrow Feb 25, 2025, 1:15 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 1:15 AM

#

miguel_moreno7.

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent Cash 381 to your Patreon

lucid sparrow Feb 25, 2025, 1:15 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 1:15 AM

#

miguel_moreno7.

You repair the lights and receive Cash 56

lucid sparrow Feb 25, 2025, 1:15 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 1:15 AM

#

miguel_moreno7.

You manage to persuade a Lord into thinking that you're a banker. He gives you his Cash 326 for safe keeping.

lucid sparrow Feb 25, 2025, 1:43 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 1:43 AM

#

miguel_moreno7.

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 32 minutes and 8 seconds.

lucid sparrow Feb 25, 2025, 1:43 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 1:43 AM

#

miguel_moreno7.

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 32 minutes and 18 seconds.

lucid sparrow Feb 25, 2025, 1:43 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 1:43 AM

#

miguel_moreno7.

You work as a professional worker and earn Cash 60.

frosty night Feb 25, 2025, 5:17 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 5:17 AM

#

zombiemonks.

You work as an eel ecologist and earn Cash 81

keen surge Feb 25, 2025, 7:28 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 7:28 AM

#

sk1lledbomber

You make a profit selling catnip on the streets, and get Cash 337.

keen surge Feb 25, 2025, 7:28 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 7:28 AM

#

sk1lledbomber

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn Cash 95

keen surge Feb 25, 2025, 7:28 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 7:28 AM

#

sk1lledbomber

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn Cash 299

ripe badger Feb 25, 2025, 10:17 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 10:17 AM

#

devildiehl66

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid Cash 58 for it.

ripe badger Feb 25, 2025, 10:17 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 10:17 AM

#

devildiehl66

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with Cash 201.

ripe badger Feb 25, 2025, 10:17 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 10:17 AM

#

devildiehl66

You lock pick a random house and steal some jewelry and sell it for Cash 571

proven condor Feb 25, 2025, 12:18 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 12:18 PM

#

jorjel_

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you Cash 280

proven condor Feb 25, 2025, 12:18 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 12:18 PM

#

jorjel_

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive Cash 87

paper rover Feb 25, 2025, 5:06 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 5:06 PM

#

kut_s.

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you Cash 362 to fuck the girls inside.

paper rover Feb 25, 2025, 5:06 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 5:06 PM

#

kut_s.

You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined Cash 296!

ripe badger Feb 25, 2025, 5:15 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 5:15 PM

#

theknocker6605

You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found Cash 61 on the way back home!

ripe badger Feb 25, 2025, 5:15 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 5:15 PM

#

theknocker6605

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some Cash 383

ripe badger Feb 25, 2025, 5:15 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 5:15 PM

#

theknocker6605

You vandalised a public park and have been fined Cash 311.

ruby egret Feb 25, 2025, 6:48 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 6:48 PM

#

mini_comet3

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn Cash 82!

ruby egret Feb 25, 2025, 6:48 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 6:48 PM

#

mini_comet3

You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for Cash 619

ripe badger Feb 25, 2025, 7:03 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 7:03 PM

#

theknocker6605

You attempted to rob the local bank and got caught by the police. You are fined Cash 282

ripe badger Feb 25, 2025, 7:03 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 7:03 PM

#

theknocker6605

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn Cash 334

ripe badger Feb 25, 2025, 7:03 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 7:03 PM

#

theknocker6605

You work as a help desk technician and earn Cash 73

kind canopy Feb 25, 2025, 7:50 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 7:50 PM

#

kikigaming4you

You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth Cash 67.

kind canopy Feb 25, 2025, 7:50 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 7:50 PM

#

kikigaming4you

You sneak into a hotel room and steal the minibar, selling the contents for Cash 261

kind canopy Feb 25, 2025, 7:50 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 7:50 PM

#

kikigaming4you

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up Cash 361

ripe badger Feb 25, 2025, 7:55 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 7:55 PM

#

theknocker6605

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn Cash 74

ripe badger Feb 25, 2025, 7:55 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 7:55 PM

#

theknocker6605

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 7 minutes and 43 seconds.

ripe badger Feb 25, 2025, 7:55 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 7:55 PM

#

theknocker6605

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 7 minutes and 35 seconds.

late flare Feb 25, 2025, 7:57 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 7:57 PM

#

rumpledumpledoo

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got Cash 88

late flare Feb 25, 2025, 7:57 PM

#

silent gale

Um what?

#

I’m a professional professional

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 7:59 PM

#

rumpledumpledoo

You steal the Queen's crown and sell it on the black market for Cash 621

late flare Feb 25, 2025, 8:00 PM

#

Let’s go

#

The queens dead tho

ripe badger Feb 25, 2025, 8:03 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 8:03 PM

#

theknocker6605

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 25 seconds.

ripe badger Feb 25, 2025, 8:03 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 8:03 PM

#

theknocker6605

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 6 seconds.

ripe badger Feb 25, 2025, 8:03 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 8:03 PM

#

theknocker6605

Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts Cash 252 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.

ripe badger Feb 25, 2025, 8:03 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 8:03 PM

#

theknocker6605

You whip it out and manage to rake in Cash 371

heady hazel Feb 25, 2025, 8:56 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 8:56 PM

#

cooldude4782g

As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your Cash 512 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.

ruby egret Feb 25, 2025, 10:03 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 10:03 PM

#

mini_comet3

You work as the head of potatoes and earn Cash 69

slate void Feb 25, 2025, 10:44 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 10:44 PM

#

lourenco_2011.

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you Cash 338 and maybe chlamydia.

hexed moat Feb 25, 2025, 11:59 PM

#

/wofm

#

lol

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 25, 2025, 11:59 PM

#

hellfirequeen

You bought and sold items and profited Cash 95

ripe badger Feb 26, 2025, 2:14 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 2:14 AM

#

theknocker6605

You work as an elementary school teacher and earn Cash 68

ripe badger Feb 26, 2025, 2:14 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 2:14 AM

#

theknocker6605

You whip it out and manage to rake in Cash 231

ripe badger Feb 26, 2025, 2:14 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 2:14 AM

#

theknocker6605

You plagiarised a school project and have been given a Cash 594 fine.

cobalt tartan Feb 26, 2025, 3:02 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 3:02 AM

#

halrirae

You make a living selling weed for Cash 92 a day

gilded portal Feb 26, 2025, 3:03 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 3:03 AM

#

.matthew_23

You worked as a bartender, and earned Cash 61 from selling drinks

gilded portal Feb 26, 2025, 3:03 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 3:03 AM

#

.matthew_23

You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a Cash 412 fine!

gilded portal Feb 26, 2025, 3:04 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 3:04 AM

#

.matthew_23

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay Cash 356

cobalt tartan Feb 26, 2025, 5:57 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 5:57 AM

#

halrirae

You serve the customers and receive Cash 87

lucid sparrow Feb 26, 2025, 6:36 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 6:36 AM

#

miguel_moreno7.

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw Cash 246 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

lucid sparrow Feb 26, 2025, 6:36 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 6:36 AM

#

miguel_moreno7.

You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined Cash 618!

lucid sparrow Feb 26, 2025, 6:36 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 6:36 AM

#

miguel_moreno7.

You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is Cash 80

ripe badger Feb 26, 2025, 6:39 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 6:39 AM

#

theknocker6605

Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes Cash 165, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.

ripe badger Feb 26, 2025, 6:39 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 6:39 AM

#

theknocker6605

You got caught spray painting graffiti on a public building and have been fined Cash 565.

ripe badger Feb 26, 2025, 6:39 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 6:39 AM

#

theknocker6605

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you Cash 86 for a good job.

ripe badger Feb 26, 2025, 9:23 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 9:23 AM

#

mrjaxonn

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn Cash 375

ripe badger Feb 26, 2025, 9:23 AM

#

I’m male

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 9:23 AM

#

mrjaxonn

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.

ripe badger Feb 26, 2025, 9:23 AM

#

Why

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 9:23 AM

#

mrjaxonn

You work in Greggs and earn Cash 55

ripe badger Feb 26, 2025, 9:23 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 9:23 AM

#

mrjaxonn

You robbed Cash 396 from a convenience store.

ripe badger Feb 26, 2025, 9:46 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 9:46 AM

#

devildiehl66

Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John Cash 334

ripe badger Feb 26, 2025, 9:46 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 9:46 AM

#

devildiehl66

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned Cash 70

ripe badger Feb 26, 2025, 9:46 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 9:46 AM

#

devildiehl66

You sneak into a farm and steal a cow, selling it to a butcher for Cash 518

keen marsh Feb 26, 2025, 3:44 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 3:44 PM

#

swaggedcat

You take your dog for a walk and gain Cash 53

keen marsh Feb 26, 2025, 3:44 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 3:44 PM

#

swaggedcat

You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined Cash 285

keen marsh Feb 26, 2025, 3:44 PM

#

:,)

paper rover Feb 26, 2025, 4:17 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 4:17 PM

#

kut_s.

Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes Cash 222 from you as compensation.

paper rover Feb 26, 2025, 4:17 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 4:17 PM

#

kut_s.

While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay Cash 243.

ruby egret Feb 26, 2025, 4:20 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 4:20 PM

#

mini_comet3

You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is Cash 86

clever fog Feb 26, 2025, 4:27 PM

#

/cockfight

#

/use revolver

broken sorrel Feb 26, 2025, 5:28 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 5:28 PM

#

baine406

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn Cash 53

naive flame Feb 26, 2025, 8:53 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 8:53 PM

#

cheesybread21166

You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive Cash 51

naive flame Feb 26, 2025, 8:53 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 8:53 PM

#

cheesybread21166

You held a bus hostage and got paid Cash 548

naive flame Feb 26, 2025, 8:53 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 8:53 PM

#

cheesybread21166

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid Cash 289

heady hazel Feb 26, 2025, 11:32 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 11:32 PM

#

cooldude4782g

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received Cash 183 from the men.

ripe badger Feb 26, 2025, 11:33 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 11:33 PM

#

theknocker6605

You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was Cash 344.

ripe badger Feb 26, 2025, 11:33 PM

#

/crimr

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 11:33 PM

#

theknocker6605

Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined Cash 227

ripe badger Feb 26, 2025, 11:33 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 11:33 PM

#

theknocker6605

You worked for the Police and earned Cash 97

heady hazel Feb 26, 2025, 11:36 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 11:36 PM

#

cooldude4782g

You break into a candy store and steal all the chocolate, selling it on the black market for Cash 391

lucid sparrow Feb 26, 2025, 11:56 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 11:56 PM

#

miguel_moreno7.

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in Cash 250

lucid sparrow Feb 26, 2025, 11:56 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 11:56 PM

#

miguel_moreno7.

You were caught urinating in public and have been fined Cash 436.

lucid sparrow Feb 26, 2025, 11:56 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 26, 2025, 11:56 PM

#

miguel_moreno7.

One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for Cash 80

boreal lark Feb 27, 2025, 1:09 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 1:09 AM

#

theguided3772

You whip it out and manage to rake in Cash 160

boreal lark Feb 27, 2025, 1:09 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 1:09 AM

#

theguided3772

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned Cash 80

vivid vault Feb 27, 2025, 1:32 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 1:32 AM

#

bobbstalls_74947

You did a fundraiser and raised Cash 84

vivid vault Feb 27, 2025, 1:32 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 1:32 AM

#

bobbstalls_74947

Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you Cash 250 of stolen merchandise

vivid vault Feb 27, 2025, 1:32 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 1:32 AM

#

bobbstalls_74947

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received Cash 377 from the men.

ripe badger Feb 27, 2025, 1:49 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 1:49 AM

#

theknocker6605

You were caught shoplifting a bag of chips and have been fined Cash 102.

ripe badger Feb 27, 2025, 1:49 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 1:49 AM

#

theknocker6605

When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost Cash 0

ripe badger Feb 27, 2025, 1:50 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 1:50 AM

#

theknocker6605

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in Cash 69

languid hinge Feb 27, 2025, 2:48 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 2:48 AM

#

baron.l

You work as a children's toy tester and earn Cash 98

languid hinge Feb 27, 2025, 2:48 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 2:48 AM

#

baron.l

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

languid hinge Feb 27, 2025, 2:48 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 2:48 AM

#

baron.l

You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined Cash 98

languid hinge Feb 27, 2025, 2:49 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 2:49 AM

#

baron.l

You whip it out and manage to rake in Cash 298

languid hinge Feb 27, 2025, 2:49 AM

#

niceeee

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 2:49 AM

#

baron.l

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 27 seconds.

languid hinge Feb 27, 2025, 2:49 AM

#

/murder

cobalt tartan Feb 27, 2025, 2:52 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 2:52 AM

#

halrirae

You work as a bounty hunter and earn Cash 62

ripe badger Feb 27, 2025, 3:52 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 3:52 AM

#

theknocker6605

You hacked google and stole Cash 604.

ripe badger Feb 27, 2025, 3:52 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 3:52 AM

#

theknocker6605

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw Cash 117 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

ripe badger Feb 27, 2025, 3:52 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 3:52 AM

#

theknocker6605

You make a living selling weed for Cash 67 a day

ripe badger Feb 27, 2025, 5:05 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 5:05 AM

#

theknocker6605

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid Cash 70 for doing his job.

ripe badger Feb 27, 2025, 5:05 AM

#

/sluy

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 5:05 AM

#

theknocker6605

You fucked a traffic cone and found Cash 157 inside it

ripe badger Feb 27, 2025, 5:05 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 5:05 AM

#

theknocker6605

You were caught stealing flowers from a public garden and have been fined Cash 269.

ripe badger Feb 27, 2025, 5:31 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 5:31 AM

#

theknocker6605

You help clean up the local theater. You find Cash 76 strewn about between the seats!

paper rover Feb 27, 2025, 9:18 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 9:18 AM

#

kut_s.

One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid Cash 88 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.

paper rover Feb 27, 2025, 9:18 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 9:18 AM

#

kut_s.

You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a Cash 0 fine!

paper rover Feb 27, 2025, 9:18 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 9:18 AM

#

kut_s.

You got out of bed. Have Cash 92

naive flame Feb 27, 2025, 12:32 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 12:32 PM

#

cheesybread21166

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned Cash 74. The students loved you!

naive flame Feb 27, 2025, 12:32 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 12:32 PM

#

cheesybread21166

You were caught using a stolen credit card to buy things online and have been fined Cash 268.

naive flame Feb 27, 2025, 12:32 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 12:32 PM

#

cheesybread21166

Nobody cares about you. You lost Cash 300 trying to twerk.

cyan lily Feb 27, 2025, 2:48 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 2:48 PM

#

slimjimshady0967

You kidnap a citizen and take them hostage for Cash 573

#

slimjimshady0967

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 20 seconds.

ripe badger Feb 27, 2025, 4:12 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 4:12 PM

#

theknocker6605

A box wobbles & falls from a delivery vehicle, landing right in front of you. Inside you find high-quality cigars. These are worth Cash 531

ripe badger Feb 27, 2025, 4:12 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 4:12 PM

#

theknocker6605

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned Cash 191.

ripe badger Feb 27, 2025, 4:12 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 4:12 PM

#

theknocker6605

You work as a bounty hunter and earn Cash 68

late flare Feb 27, 2025, 4:25 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 4:25 PM

#

rumpledumpledoo

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got Cash 75

hardy heron Feb 27, 2025, 5:05 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 5:05 PM

#

sufferingthoughts

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn Cash 59

icy glacier Feb 27, 2025, 10:48 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 10:48 PM

#

triplegaminggavin

You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly Cash 75.

late flare Feb 27, 2025, 11:22 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 11:22 PM

#

rumpledumpledoo

You worked and gained Cash 75

late flare Feb 27, 2025, 11:23 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 11:23 PM

#

rumpledumpledoo

You pose as a tour guide and steal from tourists, making Cash 479 before being caught

ripe badger Feb 27, 2025, 11:25 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 11:25 PM

#

theknocker6605

Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts Cash 413 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.

ripe badger Feb 27, 2025, 11:25 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 11:25 PM

#

theknocker6605

You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job Cash 358

ripe badger Feb 27, 2025, 11:25 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 27, 2025, 11:25 PM

#

theknocker6605

You work as a pumpkin picker Cash 54

cobalt tartan Feb 28, 2025, 1:31 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 28, 2025, 1:31 AM

#

halrirae

You work as an iceberg mover and earn Cash 92

velvet bone Feb 28, 2025, 4:06 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 28, 2025, 4:06 AM

#

jacob_f_52155

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make Cash 62 for your expertise in unicorn management.

gilded portal Feb 28, 2025, 4:07 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 28, 2025, 4:07 AM

#

.matthew_23

You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make Cash 57.

gilded portal Feb 28, 2025, 4:07 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 28, 2025, 4:07 AM

#

.matthew_23

Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a Cash 670 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!

gilded portal Feb 28, 2025, 4:07 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 28, 2025, 4:07 AM

#

.matthew_23

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some Cash 175

brisk jolt Feb 28, 2025, 5:15 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 28, 2025, 5:15 AM

#

sebastian_1140

You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a Cash 200 fine!

brisk jolt Feb 28, 2025, 5:16 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 28, 2025, 5:16 AM

#

sebastian_1140

Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined Cash 0.

brisk jolt Feb 28, 2025, 5:16 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 28, 2025, 5:16 AM

#

sebastian_1140

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 7 seconds.

paper rover Feb 28, 2025, 10:03 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 28, 2025, 10:03 AM

#

kut_s.

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for Cash 82

paper rover Feb 28, 2025, 10:03 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 28, 2025, 10:03 AM

#

kut_s.

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost Cash 244

paper rover Feb 28, 2025, 10:03 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 28, 2025, 10:03 AM

#

kut_s.

You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you Cash 0 for being a lazy ass person.

naive flame Feb 28, 2025, 4:05 PM

#

/ work

silent galeBOT Feb 28, 2025, 4:05 PM

#

cheesybread21166

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you Cash 78 for a good job.

naive flame Feb 28, 2025, 4:05 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 28, 2025, 4:05 PM

#

cheesybread21166

You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined Cash 600

naive flame Feb 28, 2025, 4:05 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 28, 2025, 4:05 PM

#

cheesybread21166

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather Cash 305 in total.

distant storm Feb 28, 2025, 4:27 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 28, 2025, 4:27 PM

#

brattywitch

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain Cash 79

distant storm Feb 28, 2025, 4:27 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 28, 2025, 4:27 PM

#

brattywitch

You get caught kicking puppies and get fined Cash 313

distant storm Feb 28, 2025, 4:27 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 28, 2025, 4:27 PM

#

brattywitch

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped Cash 269

distant storm Feb 28, 2025, 4:27 PM

#

/balance

ruby egret Feb 28, 2025, 6:29 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 28, 2025, 6:29 PM

#

mini_comet3

You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid Cash 62 for moving traffic cones on the road.

fossil dawn Feb 28, 2025, 7:27 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 28, 2025, 7:27 PM

#

coleadams24

Local crime lords remember you still owe a debt to them. You are robbed at gunpoint and lose Cash 448.

fossil dawn Feb 28, 2025, 7:27 PM

#

/bal

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 28, 2025, 7:28 PM

#

coleadams24

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of Cash 93 off your new game.

ruby egret Feb 28, 2025, 8:21 PM

#

/woek

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 28, 2025, 8:21 PM

#

mini_comet3

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make Cash 51 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

vivid vault Feb 28, 2025, 8:34 PM

#

/job

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 28, 2025, 8:35 PM

#

bobbstalls_74947

You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make Cash 70 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.

vivid vault Feb 28, 2025, 8:35 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 28, 2025, 8:35 PM

#

bobbstalls_74947

Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose Cash 181.

vivid vault Feb 28, 2025, 8:35 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 28, 2025, 8:35 PM

#

bobbstalls_74947

You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined Cash 266

vivid vault Feb 28, 2025, 8:35 PM

#

Omfg

naive flame Feb 28, 2025, 10:39 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Feb 28, 2025, 10:39 PM

#

cheesybread21166

You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed Cash 333 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.

naive flame Feb 28, 2025, 10:39 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Feb 28, 2025, 10:39 PM

#

cheesybread21166

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly Cash 76

naive flame Feb 28, 2025, 10:39 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Feb 28, 2025, 10:39 PM

#

cheesybread21166

You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing Cash 231 to resolve your burnt skin.

ripe badger Mar 1, 2025, 12:48 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 1, 2025, 12:48 AM

#

theknocker6605

Local crime lords remember you still owe a debt to them. You are robbed at gunpoint and lose Cash 640.

ripe badger Mar 1, 2025, 12:48 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 1, 2025, 12:48 AM

#

theknocker6605

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined Cash 160

ripe badger Mar 1, 2025, 12:49 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 1, 2025, 12:49 AM

#

theknocker6605

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got Cash 61 for it!

proven condor Mar 1, 2025, 6:39 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 1, 2025, 6:39 AM

#

jorjel_

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find Cash 178 on the way back to your ship.

proven condor Mar 1, 2025, 6:40 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 1, 2025, 6:40 AM

#

jorjel_

You work as a space lawyer and earn Cash 93

cobalt tartan Mar 1, 2025, 10:03 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 1, 2025, 10:03 AM

#

halrirae

You work as a cookie cutter and earn Cash 78.

ruby egret Mar 1, 2025, 11:31 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 1, 2025, 11:31 AM

#

mini_comet3

You develop games for a living and earn Cash 69.

stone mason Mar 1, 2025, 11:34 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 1, 2025, 11:34 AM

#

lomash_alexander

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you Cash 82.

stone mason Mar 1, 2025, 11:34 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 1, 2025, 11:34 AM

#

lomash_alexander

Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes Cash 181.

stone mason Mar 1, 2025, 11:34 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 1, 2025, 11:34 AM

#

lomash_alexander

You were hired as an assassin and you succeeded, earning Cash 688

ruby egret Mar 1, 2025, 12:37 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 1, 2025, 12:37 PM

#

mini_comet3

You work as a beefeater and earn Cash 86

lucid sparrow Mar 1, 2025, 12:50 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 1, 2025, 12:50 PM

#

miguel_moreno7.

Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you Cash 351 for public indecency.

lucid sparrow Mar 1, 2025, 12:50 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 1, 2025, 12:50 PM

#

miguel_moreno7.

You steal a rare book from a library and sell it to a collector for Cash 690.

lucid sparrow Mar 1, 2025, 12:51 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 1, 2025, 12:51 PM

#

miguel_moreno7.

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's Cash 95.

dire briar Mar 1, 2025, 2:00 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 1, 2025, 2:00 PM

#

oliveryshoe

Don't tell anybody what you just did. Here is Cash 385.

dire briar Mar 1, 2025, 2:00 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 1, 2025, 2:00 PM

#

oliveryshoe

You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn Cash 80

dire briar Mar 1, 2025, 2:00 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 1, 2025, 2:00 PM

#

oliveryshoe

Your condom supply runs out and you pay Cash 354 to restock.

frosty night Mar 1, 2025, 3:12 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 1, 2025, 3:12 PM

#

zombiemonks.

You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make Cash 77 for your skills in temporal navigation.

frosty night Mar 1, 2025, 3:12 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 1, 2025, 3:12 PM

#

zombiemonks.

You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined Cash 503 for offending the soccer mom.

edgy jetty Mar 1, 2025, 3:15 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 1, 2025, 3:15 PM

#

commander.rex

You steal your neighbours cat and sell it for Cash 277

edgy jetty Mar 1, 2025, 3:16 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 1, 2025, 3:16 PM

#

commander.rex

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid Cash 61 for it.

cobalt tartan Mar 1, 2025, 4:25 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 1, 2025, 4:25 PM

#

halrirae

You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning Cash 59 as a reward.

edgy jetty Mar 1, 2025, 4:28 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 1, 2025, 4:28 PM

#

commander.rex

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got Cash 92 for your efforts!

fossil dawn Mar 1, 2025, 7:48 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 1, 2025, 7:48 PM

#

coleadams24

You get paid Cash 290 for crossdressing

fossil dawn Mar 1, 2025, 7:48 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 1, 2025, 7:48 PM

#

coleadams24

You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined Cash 258 and lost all your toilet paper.

fossil dawn Mar 1, 2025, 7:48 PM

#

/w0ork

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 1, 2025, 7:48 PM

#

coleadams24

You work in Greggs and earn Cash 73

fossil dawn Mar 1, 2025, 7:49 PM

#

/bal

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 1, 2025, 7:49 PM

#

coleadams24

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 15 seconds.

ruby egret Mar 1, 2025, 9:12 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 1, 2025, 9:12 PM

#

mini_comet3

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got Cash 57 I think...

honest compass Mar 2, 2025, 1:15 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 1:15 AM

#

wyattreeeeeeeeeee

You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip Cash 92.

cobalt tartan Mar 2, 2025, 3:17 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 3:17 AM

#

halrirae

You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make Cash 53 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.

languid hinge Mar 2, 2025, 5:23 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 5:23 AM

#

baron.l

You repair the arcade machines and receive Cash 83

languid hinge Mar 2, 2025, 5:24 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 5:24 AM

#

baron.l

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather Cash 397 in total.

languid hinge Mar 2, 2025, 5:25 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 5:25 AM

#

baron.l

You pickpocket a candy person for Cash 557

languid hinge Mar 2, 2025, 5:26 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 5:26 AM

#

baron.l

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 minutes and 47 seconds.

proven condor Mar 2, 2025, 5:30 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 5:30 AM

#

jorjel_

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained Cash 143 for your hard work.

keen surge Mar 2, 2025, 9:22 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 9:22 AM

#

sk1lledbomber

You were caught speeding and have been fined Cash 581.

keen surge Mar 2, 2025, 9:22 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 9:22 AM

#

sk1lledbomber

You worked as a sperm donor and earned Cash 170

keen surge Mar 2, 2025, 9:22 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 9:22 AM

#

sk1lledbomber

You work as a beefeater and earn Cash 52

cobalt tartan Mar 2, 2025, 9:45 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 9:45 AM

#

halrirae

You develop games and earn Cash 72.

lucid sparrow Mar 2, 2025, 9:53 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 9:53 AM

#

miguel_moreno7.

You worked as a sperm donor and earned Cash 226

ruby egret Mar 2, 2025, 10:07 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 10:07 AM

#

mini_comet3

You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make Cash 82 for your dedication to dental hygiene.

keen surge Mar 2, 2025, 10:26 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 10:26 AM

#

sk1lledbomber

You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined Cash 273

keen surge Mar 2, 2025, 10:27 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 10:27 AM

#

sk1lledbomber

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay Cash 314 for child support before disownment.

keen surge Mar 2, 2025, 10:27 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 10:27 AM

#

sk1lledbomber

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you Cash 72 for helping them out.

proven condor Mar 2, 2025, 11:13 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 11:13 AM

#

jorjel_

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn Cash 135

proven condor Mar 2, 2025, 11:14 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 11:14 AM

#

jorjel_

You work as an elementary school teacher and earn Cash 91

proven condor Mar 2, 2025, 11:14 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 11:14 AM

#

jorjel_

You rob an orphanage for Cash 598

ruby egret Mar 2, 2025, 11:46 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 11:47 AM

#

mini_comet3

You found Cash 82 on the floor.

feral lava Mar 2, 2025, 12:12 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 12:12 PM

#

max21589

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather Cash 310 in total.

feral lava Mar 2, 2025, 12:12 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 12:12 PM

#

max21589

You serve the customers and receive Cash 80

feral lava Mar 2, 2025, 12:12 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 12:12 PM

#

max21589

You steal a famous musician's guitar and sell it to a collector for Cash 625.

fresh bear Mar 2, 2025, 12:14 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 12:14 PM

#

savlo_91

You work as the head of potatoes and earn Cash 59

slate void Mar 2, 2025, 12:43 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 12:43 PM

#

lourenco_2011.

You made a great pun! Take this Cash 59.

slate void Mar 2, 2025, 12:43 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 12:43 PM

#

lourenco_2011.

You go down on that rich kid and earn Cash 104

ruby egret Mar 2, 2025, 12:49 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 12:49 PM

#

mini_comet3

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid Cash 66.

ruby egret Mar 2, 2025, 1:52 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 1:52 PM

#

mini_comet3

You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn Cash 63

fossil dawn Mar 2, 2025, 1:54 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 1:54 PM

#

coleadams24

You work as a bed warmer and earn Cash 100

ruby egret Mar 2, 2025, 3:29 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 3:29 PM

#

mini_comet3

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn Cash 59

fresh bear Mar 2, 2025, 4:24 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 4:24 PM

#

savlo_91

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn Cash 92

fresh bear Mar 2, 2025, 4:24 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 4:24 PM

#

savlo_91

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.

fresh bear Mar 2, 2025, 4:24 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 4:24 PM

#

savlo_91

You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined Cash 642

proven condor Mar 2, 2025, 4:30 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 4:30 PM

#

jorjel_

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you Cash 270.

proven condor Mar 2, 2025, 4:31 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 4:31 PM

#

jorjel_

You work as a professional sleeper and earn Cash 51

proven condor Mar 2, 2025, 4:31 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 4:31 PM

#

jorjel_

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

proven condor Mar 2, 2025, 4:31 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 4:31 PM

#

jorjel_

You rob another server for Cash 550

ruby egret Mar 2, 2025, 5:02 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 5:02 PM

#

mini_comet3

You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made Cash 54

finite glen Mar 2, 2025, 6:05 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 6:05 PM

#

dab_stanky

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of Cash 74 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

finite glen Mar 2, 2025, 6:05 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 6:05 PM

#

dab_stanky

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 40 seconds.

tranquil ocean Mar 2, 2025, 6:10 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 6:10 PM

#

chidou.day

You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make Cash 72 for your dedication to laziness.

tranquil ocean Mar 2, 2025, 6:11 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 6:11 PM

#

chidou.day

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 44 seconds.

fresh bear Mar 2, 2025, 6:16 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 6:16 PM

#

savlo_91

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn Cash 58 for your team winning!

fresh bear Mar 2, 2025, 6:16 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 6:16 PM

#

savlo_91

You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined Cash 236

finite glen Mar 2, 2025, 6:17 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 6:17 PM

#

dab_stanky

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain Cash 82

finite glen Mar 2, 2025, 6:17 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 6:17 PM

#

dab_stanky

You killed a man and liked it, you got Cash 651

ripe badger Mar 2, 2025, 6:20 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 6:20 PM

#

theknocker6605

The police randomly stop you and fine you Cash 395

ripe badger Mar 2, 2025, 6:20 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 6:20 PM

#

theknocker6605

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole Cash 345.

ripe badger Mar 2, 2025, 6:20 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 6:20 PM

#

theknocker6605

You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make Cash 88.

finite glen Mar 2, 2025, 6:21 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 6:21 PM

#

dab_stanky

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 38 seconds.

finite glen Mar 2, 2025, 6:21 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 6:21 PM

#

dab_stanky

stopwatch You cannot work for 5 minutes and 25 seconds.

ripe badger Mar 2, 2025, 6:38 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 6:38 PM

#

theknocker6605

You are paid Cash 83 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

peak forge Mar 2, 2025, 7:10 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 7:10 PM

#

fearful0640

You work as an ear cleaner and earn Cash 56

gilded portal Mar 2, 2025, 7:49 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 7:49 PM

#

.matthew_23

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you Cash 81 for a good job.

gilded portal Mar 2, 2025, 7:49 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 7:49 PM

#

.matthew_23

You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for Cash 559

fresh bear Mar 2, 2025, 7:51 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 7:51 PM

#

savlo_91

You work for a private military company, earning Cash 72

fresh bear Mar 2, 2025, 7:51 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 7:51 PM

#

savlo_91

While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost Cash 91.

#

savlo_91

Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes Cash 0 from you as compensation.

fresh bear Mar 2, 2025, 8:19 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 8:19 PM

#

savlo_91

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn Cash 58!

fresh bear Mar 2, 2025, 8:19 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 8:19 PM

#

savlo_91

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 31 minutes and 43 seconds.

gilded portal Mar 2, 2025, 8:39 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 8:39 PM

#

.matthew_23

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make Cash 98 for your lack of effort.

sour osprey Mar 2, 2025, 8:54 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 8:54 PM

#

cat0005

You work at a lamp store and earn Cash 79

sour osprey Mar 2, 2025, 8:54 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 8:54 PM

#

cat0005

You steal a police car and sell it on the black market for Cash 656

tranquil ocean Mar 2, 2025, 9:21 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 9:21 PM

#

chidou.day

You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined Cash 604

tranquil ocean Mar 2, 2025, 9:21 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 9:21 PM

#

chidou.day

You sell your crab for Cash 50, you monster

tranquil ocean Mar 2, 2025, 9:34 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 9:34 PM

#

chidou.day

Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes Cash 139.

tranquil ocean Mar 2, 2025, 9:42 PM

#

/worl

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 2, 2025, 9:42 PM

#

chidou.day

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned Cash 58!

cobalt tartan Mar 3, 2025, 1:32 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 3, 2025, 1:32 AM

#

halrirae

You work as a taxi driver and earn Cash 81

cobalt tartan Mar 3, 2025, 1:32 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 3, 2025, 1:32 AM

#

halrirae

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 32 seconds.

naive flame Mar 3, 2025, 2:03 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 3, 2025, 2:03 AM

#

cheesybread21166

You break a window in New York for Cash 295.

naive flame Mar 3, 2025, 2:03 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 3, 2025, 2:03 AM

#

cheesybread21166

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained Cash 146 for your hard work.

naive flame Mar 3, 2025, 2:03 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 3, 2025, 2:03 AM

#

cheesybread21166

You work as a comedian and earn Cash 56

cobalt tartan Mar 3, 2025, 2:47 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 3, 2025, 2:47 AM

#

halrirae

You suggest something good and get rewarded Cash 95

keen surge Mar 3, 2025, 10:20 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 3, 2025, 10:20 AM

#

sk1lledbomber

You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost Cash 696

keen surge Mar 3, 2025, 10:20 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 3, 2025, 10:20 AM

#

sk1lledbomber

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned Cash 265

keen surge Mar 3, 2025, 10:21 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 3, 2025, 10:21 AM

#

sk1lledbomber

You slept in a bed and found Cash 69 under your pillow when you woke up

lucid sparrow Mar 3, 2025, 11:30 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 3, 2025, 11:30 AM

#

miguel_moreno7.

You managed to get with a famous actress for Cash 166

lucid sparrow Mar 3, 2025, 11:30 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 3, 2025, 11:30 AM

#

miguel_moreno7.

You rob the Goodsprings General Store and come out with Cash 351

lucid sparrow Mar 3, 2025, 11:30 AM

#

/worl

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 3, 2025, 11:30 AM

#

miguel_moreno7.

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you Cash 55.

gilded portal Mar 3, 2025, 2:52 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 3, 2025, 2:52 PM

#

.matthew_23

You clean the chimney and find Cash 51.

gilded portal Mar 3, 2025, 2:52 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 3, 2025, 2:52 PM

#

.matthew_23

You sneak into a museum and steal a dinosaur skeleton, which you sell to a private collector for Cash 393.

gilded portal Mar 3, 2025, 3:17 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 3, 2025, 3:17 PM

#

.matthew_23

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn Cash 94

pastel pecan Mar 3, 2025, 3:48 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 3, 2025, 3:48 PM

#

nyztx_ofc

You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain Cash 85! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed

ruby egret Mar 3, 2025, 6:04 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 3, 2025, 6:04 PM

#

mini_comet3

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for Cash 61.

ruby egret Mar 3, 2025, 7:28 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 3, 2025, 7:28 PM

#

mini_comet3

You work as a bed warmer and earn Cash 89

gilded portal Mar 4, 2025, 12:44 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 4, 2025, 12:44 AM

#

.matthew_23

You take part in a medical research study and get paid Cash 84 for your participation.

gilded portal Mar 4, 2025, 12:44 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 4, 2025, 12:44 AM

#

.matthew_23

On the way to work you decided to rob a store and successfully got Cash 560.

fresh bear Mar 4, 2025, 12:47 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 4, 2025, 12:47 AM

#

savlo_91

You work as the head of potatoes and earn Cash 99

fresh bear Mar 4, 2025, 12:47 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 4, 2025, 12:47 AM

#

savlo_91

You got caught digging up dead memes and got a Cash 342 fine.

cobalt tartan Mar 4, 2025, 2:39 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 4, 2025, 2:39 AM

#

halrirae

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make Cash 55 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

cobalt tartan Mar 4, 2025, 3:40 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 4, 2025, 3:40 AM

#

halrirae

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got Cash 51 I think...

finite glen Mar 4, 2025, 4:49 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 4, 2025, 4:49 AM

#

dab_stanky

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn Cash 76

finite glen Mar 4, 2025, 4:49 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 4, 2025, 4:49 AM

#

dab_stanky

You find some farming tools and steal a few when people aren't looking and sell them to a farmer for Cash 478

cobalt tartan Mar 4, 2025, 6:34 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 4, 2025, 6:34 AM

#

halrirae

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid Cash 88 for it.

lucid sparrow Mar 4, 2025, 12:19 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 4, 2025, 12:19 PM

#

miguel_moreno7.

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you Cash 250

lucid sparrow Mar 4, 2025, 12:19 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 4, 2025, 12:19 PM

#

miguel_moreno7.

You work as a police officer and earn Cash 90

lucid sparrow Mar 4, 2025, 12:19 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 4, 2025, 12:19 PM

#

miguel_moreno7.

You walk down the street and find someone beating up an old man...so you decided to join in on the fun and get Cash 650 from the man's wallet.

proven condor Mar 4, 2025, 12:35 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 4, 2025, 12:35 PM

#

jorjel_

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you Cash 396 on your way out of the locker room.

proven condor Mar 4, 2025, 12:36 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 4, 2025, 12:36 PM

#

jorjel_

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make Cash 78 for your lack of effort.

proven condor Mar 4, 2025, 12:36 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 4, 2025, 12:36 PM

#

jorjel_

You were caught stealing flowers from a public garden and have been fined Cash 553.

rich ferry Mar 4, 2025, 3:22 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 4, 2025, 3:22 PM

#

andrei1354785

You rake in Cash 111, but your butthole will never be the same...

rich ferry Mar 4, 2025, 3:22 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 4, 2025, 3:22 PM

#

andrei1354785

You work as a police officer and earn Cash 79

rich ferry Mar 4, 2025, 3:23 PM

#

/rob @rich ferry

silent galeBOT Mar 4, 2025, 3:23 PM

#

andrei1354785

xmark You cannot rob yourself!

proven condor Mar 4, 2025, 4:17 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 4, 2025, 4:17 PM

#

jorjel_

You take it up the ass for Cash 108

proven condor Mar 4, 2025, 4:17 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 4, 2025, 4:17 PM

#

jorjel_

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn Cash 79, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

proven condor Mar 4, 2025, 4:18 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 4, 2025, 4:18 PM

#

jorjel_

You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay Cash 497 in hospital expenses...

gloomy sable Mar 4, 2025, 4:19 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 4, 2025, 4:19 PM

#

shootermccgavin

You manage to hack into a bank's system and steal Cash 432!

proven condor Mar 4, 2025, 5:38 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 4, 2025, 5:38 PM

#

jorjel_

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of Cash 185, and you go ahead with it.

proven condor Mar 4, 2025, 5:38 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 4, 2025, 5:38 PM

#

jorjel_

You work as a professional worker and earn Cash 100.

proven condor Mar 4, 2025, 5:38 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 4, 2025, 5:38 PM

#

jorjel_

You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined Cash 356 for offending the soccer mom.

solar cedar Mar 4, 2025, 6:58 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 4, 2025, 6:58 PM

#

moqa37

You are paid Cash 68 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

ruby egret Mar 4, 2025, 8:41 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 4, 2025, 8:41 PM

#

mini_comet3

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn Cash 51

ruby egret Mar 4, 2025, 10:05 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 4, 2025, 10:05 PM

#

mini_comet3

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth Cash 56.

lucid sparrow Mar 5, 2025, 12:05 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 12:05 AM

#

miguel_moreno7.

You have a good night out and earn Cash 255.

lucid sparrow Mar 5, 2025, 12:05 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 12:05 AM

#

miguel_moreno7.

Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won Cash 263.

lucid sparrow Mar 5, 2025, 12:05 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 12:05 AM

#

miguel_moreno7.

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find Cash 95 worth of scrap.

cobalt tartan Mar 5, 2025, 12:18 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 12:18 AM

#

halrirae

You sweep the floor and get paid Cash 97

cobalt tartan Mar 5, 2025, 2:26 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 2:26 AM

#

halrirae

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid Cash 57 for doing it

finite glen Mar 5, 2025, 2:31 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 2:31 AM

#

dab_stanky

You work all day at the factory Cash 57

finite glen Mar 5, 2025, 2:31 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 2:31 AM

#

dab_stanky

You tried to cheat on a test by writing answers on your arm, but got caught and have been given a Cash 345 fine.

cobalt tartan Mar 5, 2025, 5:45 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 5:45 AM

#

halrirae

You work as a child birth educator and earn Cash 64

frosty night Mar 5, 2025, 8:17 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 8:17 AM

#

zombiemonks.

You see an old woman drop Cash 417, and take it!

frosty night Mar 5, 2025, 8:17 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 8:17 AM

#

zombiemonks.

Nobody cares about you. You lost Cash 316 trying to twerk.

frosty night Mar 5, 2025, 8:17 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 8:17 AM

#

zombiemonks.

You work as a high school student with no life. Have Cash 51 because we pity you.

cobalt tartan Mar 5, 2025, 9:46 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 9:46 AM

#

halrirae

You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid Cash 80 for moving traffic cones on the road.

keen surge Mar 5, 2025, 9:51 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 9:51 AM

#

sk1lledbomber

You give excellent head and earn a solid Cash 175.

keen surge Mar 5, 2025, 9:51 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 9:51 AM

#

sk1lledbomber

You steal Cash 410 from a loan shark, and move to the other side of the world.

keen surge Mar 5, 2025, 9:51 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 9:51 AM

#

sk1lledbomber

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you Cash 100

ripe badger Mar 5, 2025, 12:13 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 12:13 PM

#

devildiehl66

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive Cash 66

ripe badger Mar 5, 2025, 12:13 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 12:13 PM

#

devildiehl66

You hooked up with a couple of guys for Cash 328

ripe badger Mar 5, 2025, 12:13 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 12:13 PM

#

devildiehl66

Local crime lords remember you still owe a debt to them. You are robbed at gunpoint and lose Cash 317.

proven condor Mar 5, 2025, 12:40 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 12:40 PM

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jorjel_

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw Cash 216 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

proven condor Mar 5, 2025, 12:40 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 12:40 PM

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jorjel_

You receive a check of Cash 82 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

proven condor Mar 5, 2025, 12:40 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 12:40 PM

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jorjel_

You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined Cash 339

honest compass Mar 5, 2025, 2:06 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 2:06 PM

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wyattreeeeeeeeeee

You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole Cash 415 from you!

ruby egret Mar 5, 2025, 4:30 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 4:30 PM

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mini_comet3

You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid Cash 72 for moving traffic cones on the road.

abstract viper Mar 5, 2025, 6:51 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 6:51 PM

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tatchycrane

You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay Cash 72

abstract viper Mar 5, 2025, 6:51 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 6:51 PM

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tatchycrane

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw Cash 348 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

abstract viper Mar 5, 2025, 6:51 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 6:51 PM

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tatchycrane

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid Cash 71 for it.

abstract viper Mar 5, 2025, 6:52 PM

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/bj all

abstract viper Mar 5, 2025, 7:08 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 7:08 PM

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tatchycrane

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 43 minutes and 19 seconds.

abstract viper Mar 5, 2025, 7:08 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 7:08 PM

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tatchycrane

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you Cash 82

abstract viper Mar 5, 2025, 7:08 PM

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/slutt

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/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 7:08 PM

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tatchycrane

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 43 minutes and 9 seconds.

ruby egret Mar 5, 2025, 8:25 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 8:25 PM

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mini_comet3

You are paid Cash 86 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

ruby egret Mar 5, 2025, 10:13 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 10:13 PM

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mini_comet3

You worked hard at Burger King and earned Cash 53

vivid vault Mar 5, 2025, 10:54 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 10:54 PM

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bobbstalls_74947

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and Cash 70.

vivid vault Mar 5, 2025, 10:54 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 10:54 PM

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bobbstalls_74947

You mug someone in a video game for all that they have, too bad it wasn't anything but some worthless bottle caps, netting you Cash 559

vivid vault Mar 5, 2025, 10:54 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 10:54 PM

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bobbstalls_74947

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you Cash 179!

naive flame Mar 5, 2025, 11:55 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 11:55 PM

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cheesybread21166

You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make Cash 81.

naive flame Mar 5, 2025, 11:55 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 11:55 PM

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cheesybread21166

You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a Cash 259 fine!

naive flame Mar 5, 2025, 11:55 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 11:55 PM

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cheesybread21166

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find Cash 371 on the way back to your ship.

cobalt tartan Mar 5, 2025, 11:59 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Mar 5, 2025, 11:59 PM

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halrirae

You do some work around the house for Cash 95

plush grove Mar 6, 2025, 12:38 AM

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What type of goon shi is this hell naw

fading geyser Mar 6, 2025, 12:43 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 6, 2025, 12:43 AM

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mvrxu1

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole Cash 292.

fading geyser Mar 6, 2025, 12:43 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Mar 6, 2025, 12:43 AM

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mvrxu1

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved Cash 66!

cobalt tartan Mar 6, 2025, 2:51 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Mar 6, 2025, 2:51 AM

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halrirae

You work as a sewer inspector and earn Cash 89

cobalt tartan Mar 6, 2025, 2:52 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Mar 6, 2025, 2:52 AM

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halrirae

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 22 seconds.

lucid sparrow Mar 6, 2025, 2:56 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Mar 6, 2025, 2:56 AM

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miguel_moreno7.

Nobody cares about you. You lost Cash 276 trying to twerk.

lucid sparrow Mar 6, 2025, 2:56 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Mar 6, 2025, 2:56 AM

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miguel_moreno7.

An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined Cash 372

lucid sparrow Mar 6, 2025, 2:56 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Mar 6, 2025, 2:56 AM

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miguel_moreno7.

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn Cash 83 for your team winning!

lucid sparrow Mar 6, 2025, 6:28 AM

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/slut