back-room

[silent gale]

devildiehl66

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you 57

Reply #636432

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a beefeater and earn 85

Reply #56

[ornate kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

siryodadaiii

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you 58

Reply #636432

[ornate kestrel]

/crime

[silent gale]

siryodadaiii

Your SoundCloud DJ roommate plays his music at 120 DB until 5 am in the morning. In a seething blind rage, you kill him and sell his equipment for 328.

Reply #636274

[tough nacelle]

/work

[silent gale]

lunaticdoesdumstuff

You gave yourself 100 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

Reply #636480

[tough nacelle]

/slut

[silent gale]

lunaticdoesdumstuff

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw 223 at you.

Reply #636455

[ruby egret]

/crime

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You vandalised a public park and have been fined 535.

Reply #4910540

[ruby egret]

/slut

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned 154

Reply #635871

[ruby egret]

/work

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 91

Reply #636080

[obtuse hornet]

/crime

[silent gale]

amore6676

You break into a jewellery store and steal a diamond, selling it to a pawn shop for 623

Reply #4910481

[obtuse hornet]

/slut

[silent gale]

amore6676

You go down on that rich kid and earn 370

Reply #635900

[obtuse hornet]

/work

[silent gale]

amore6676

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 58 stashed inside one of them.

Reply #6070

[obtuse hornet]

/rob @ruby egret

[silent gale]

amore6676

You attempted to rob mini_comet3, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[obtuse hornet]

/rob @tough nacelle

[silent gale]

amore6676

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

[obtuse hornet]

damn

[ruby egret]

💀 Rob my debt please

[obtuse hornet]

lmao

r u in debt?

i mean im guessing u r by ur reaction, how much?

lmao i just checked

[ruby egret]

XD

[obtuse hornet]

let me guess gambling?

[ruby egret]

Na

[obtuse hornet]

then?

[ruby egret]

I just don't have good luck with doing crimes

[obtuse hornet]

damn

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You found 81 on the floor.

Reply #636294

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay 184 in hospital fees.

Reply #636268

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You rob an ATM, but the CCTV captures your face. You are fined 352

Reply #635992

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

rlk7r

You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined 230!

Reply #636312

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

rlk7r

You found 74 on the floor.

Reply #636294

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

rlk7r

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw 191 at you.

Reply #636455

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

rlk7r

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 38 seconds.

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn 70 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

Reply #4910411

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

Your pimp gives you an extra 236

Reply #636546

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You hack into a social media account and post embarrassing content, demanding 529 to remove it

Reply #4910473

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You get a commission request, the payment is 90.

Reply #636379

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you 306.

Reply #635924

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for 426

Reply #636130

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid 93!

Reply #635874

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn 50

Reply #636035

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You found an extra 123 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

Reply #635997

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You sneak into a dog show and steal a prize-winning poodle, selling it to a breeder for 450

Reply #4910485

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received 87 from your peers.

Reply #636056

[gilded portal]

/work

[silent gale]

.matthew_23

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning 94.

Reply #636314

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You work as a street performer and earn 52

Reply #636362

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

On Highway 9 you come across a courier heading to New Tulsa. You have a small conversation and figure out he is transporting a shipment of scavenged poker chips. Filled with greed you put a bullet in his gut and loot the package. When returning to New Tulsa you sneak the chips into the Hard Rock and cash them in for 661. No one found out... thank God.

Reply #636456

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you 265 for the good time.

Reply #635911

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn 89.

Reply #4910423

[golden barn]

/work

[silent gale]

lilgobllinn

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make 75

Reply #635903

[golden barn]

/work

[silent gale]

lilgobllinn

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.

[golden barn]

/crime

[silent gale]

lilgobllinn

You were going to commit a crime but changed your mind and got a job instead. You made 589 before your boss realised you were a criminal and fired you.

Reply #636170

[tough nacelle]

/work

[silent gale]

lunaticdoesdumstuff

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned 73

Reply #838252

[tough nacelle]

/slut

[silent gale]

lunaticdoesdumstuff

Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you 303 for public indecency.

Reply #636266

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got 70

Reply #204081

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You're caught helping the enemy. Pay 581

Reply #636157

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned 138

Reply #636089

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make 56 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

Reply #4910404

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You work as a water slide tester and earn 85

Reply #50

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You cannot be a slut for 22 minutes and 43 seconds.

[golden barn]

/ work

[silent gale]

lilgobllinn

You work as a streamer and gain 67 from donations

Reply #635918

[muted zealot]

/crime

[silent gale]

deathowl3345

You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of 32

Reply #636169

[muted zealot]

That’s fine fucked

/slut

[silent gale]

deathowl3345

Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose 0.

Reply #635996

[muted zealot]

/work

[silent gale]

deathowl3345

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn 71

Reply #20

[thorn hedge]

/work

[silent gale]

liz_of_rivia

You work as a professional wine taster and earn 84.

Reply #636066

[frosty night]

/work

[silent gale]

zombiemonks.

You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid 94 for streaming it online.

Reply #4910427

[frosty night]

/crime

[silent gale]

zombiemonks.

Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal 94, luckily you aren't reported.

Reply #636292

[frosty night]

/slut

[silent gale]

zombiemonks.

Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra 0.

Reply #636530

[proven condor]

/work

[silent gale]

jorjel_

You work as a police officer and earn 51

Reply #66

[proven condor]

/work

[silent gale]

jorjel_

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 8 seconds.

[gilded portal]

/work

[silent gale]

.matthew_23

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received 73!

Reply #203527

[fading geyser]

/work

[silent gale]

mvrxu1

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn 96.

Reply #636082

[fading geyser]

/slut

[silent gale]

mvrxu1

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 230, and you go ahead with it.

Reply #636421

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

spoderman21.

You suck some toes and earn 301

Reply #636551

[ruby egret]

/crime

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You were caught using a stolen credit card to buy things online and have been fined 607.

Reply #4910507

[ruby egret]

/slut

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain 230!

Reply #636487

[ruby egret]

/work

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 82.

Reply #636031

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got 69

Reply #636286

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose 319.

Reply #635996

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

A sudden gust of wind blows away 583

Reply #636384

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with 77

Reply #636439

[gilded portal]

/work

[silent gale]

.matthew_23

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned 67!

Reply #636488

[snow oar]

/work

[silent gale]

johnnyroast_9430

You take part in a medical research study and get paid 79 for your participation.

Reply #4910436

[snow oar]

/crime

[silent gale]

johnnyroast_9430

You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined 303.

Reply #4910545

johnnyroast_9430

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 45 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip 58.

Reply #635939

[ruby egret]

/crime

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined 369

Reply #636132

[ruby egret]

/slut

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes 385.

Reply #635923

[ruby egret]

/work

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid 100 for doing it

Reply #636462

[thorn hedge]

/work

[silent gale]

liz_of_rivia

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn 74

Reply #63

[languid fossil]

@everyone

[proven condor]

/work

[silent gale]

jorjel_

You got cloned for science. You earned 93

Reply #635872

[gilded portal]

/work

[silent gale]

.matthew_23

You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding 90. Congrats!

Reply #636450

[ruby egret]

/crime

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a 491 fine.

Reply #635888

[ruby egret]

/slut

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for 285

Reply #636523

[ruby egret]

/work

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You work as an Irish dancer and earn 50

Reply #14

[ruby egret]

/crime

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined 67.

Reply #4910503

[ruby egret]

/slut

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you 163

Reply #635965

[ruby egret]

/work

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You take part in a medical research study and get paid 65 for your participation.

Reply #4910436

[ruby egret]

/crime

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You steal an orange and pawn it for 508.

Reply #636135

[ruby egret]

/slut

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned 255.

Reply #55468

[ruby egret]

/work

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You work as a streamer and gain 61 from donations

Reply #635918

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of 74 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

Reply #636363

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You rob a gas station of all its fidget spinners. You sell them for 598 to some 11 year olds.

Reply #635913

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

Your friend pays you 203 for you to worship her feet

Reply #636061

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make 54.

Reply #4910434

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined 457 for messing with the wrong dolphin!

Reply #635927

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned 209

Reply #636089

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn 93.

Reply #636451

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you 245!

Reply #635920

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You tried to sneak into a concert without a ticket and got caught. You have been fined 397.

Reply #4910494

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as the head of potatoes and earn 75

Reply #13

[golden barn]

/work

[silent gale]

lilgobllinn

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of 64 😃

Reply #636401

[golden barn]

/crime

[silent gale]

lilgobllinn

You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined 329

Reply #636140

[golden barn]

/slut

[silent gale]

lilgobllinn

You licked SpongeBob's feet for 205!

Reply #834979

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn 85

Reply #70

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You mug someone in a video game for all that they have, too bad it wasn't anything but some worthless bottle caps, netting you 496

Reply #636380

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her 312.

Reply #636010

[ruby egret]

/crime

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You got caught raiding and got fined 421

Reply #636150

[ruby egret]

/slut

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You found an extra 272 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

Reply #635997

[ruby egret]

/work

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You find 56 randomly lying in the gutter

Reply #635890

[proven condor]

/work

[silent gale]

jorjel_

You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid 57 for moving traffic cones on the road.

Reply #4910409

[keen surge]

/work

[silent gale]

sk1lledbomber

You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn 54

Reply #48

[keen surge]

/work

/crime

[silent gale]

sk1lledbomber

You steal someone's Halloween candy and give your friend half of it. He pays you 665

Reply #636245

[keen surge]

/slut

[silent gale]

sk1lledbomber

You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a 387 fine!

Reply #635898

[keen surge]

/work

[silent gale]

sk1lledbomber

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 36 seconds.

[keen surge]

/crime

[silent gale]

sk1lledbomber

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 40 seconds.

[keen surge]

/slut

[silent gale]

sk1lledbomber

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 46 seconds.

[keen surge]

/work

[silent gale]

sk1lledbomber

You work hard all day and your boss pays you 70 after the pizzeria closes down.

Reply #636352

[keen surge]

/crime

[silent gale]

sk1lledbomber

Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back 440 to dodge death.

Reply #635889

[keen surge]

/slut

[silent gale]

sk1lledbomber

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find 356 on the way back to your ship.

Reply #635881

[keen surge]

/crime

[silent gale]

sk1lledbomber

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 22 seconds.

[ruby egret]

/crime

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You vandalised a public park and have been fined 476.

Reply #4910540

[ruby egret]

/slut

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing 187 to resolve your burnt skin.

Reply #636270

[ruby egret]

/work

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You clean off the counters and get paid 87

Reply #636338

[golden barn]

/work

[silent gale]

lilgobllinn

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for 84.

Reply #636556

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 92

Reply #230200

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You start selling steroids to the players on your team. You manage to make 497!

Reply #636165

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You hooked up with a couple of guys for 369

Reply #636313

[cyan cloak]

/work

[silent gale]

blaxours

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly 97 was earned.

Reply #203821

[cyan cloak]

/slut

[silent gale]

blaxours

You give excellent head and earn a solid 281.

Reply #636528

[cyan cloak]

/crime

[silent gale]

blaxours

You broke into a museum to steal a valuable artefact, but got caught and have been fined 578.

Reply #4910535

[cyan cloak]

/work

[silent gale]

blaxours

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 36 seconds.

[cyan cloak]

/rob beware

[silent gale]

blaxours

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - bewxre
2 - bewaremypower
3 - bewareofwolfpup3889

[cyan cloak]

bewxre

[silent gale]

Cancelled command.

[cyan cloak]

bruh

[keen surge]

/work

[silent gale]

sk1lledbomber

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make 86 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

Reply #4910403

[keen surge]

/crime

[silent gale]

sk1lledbomber

You're caught helping the enemy. Pay 604

Reply #636157

[keen surge]

/slit

/slut

[silent gale]

sk1lledbomber

You go down on that rich kid and earn 206

Reply #635900

[keen surge]

/rob

[silent gale]

sk1lledbomber

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[keen surge]

/rob cheesybread21166

[silent gale]

sk1lledbomber

You attempted to rob cheesybread21166, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You work as a circus clown and earn 94.

Reply #636448

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined 600.

Reply #4910545

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You suck some toes and earn 257

Reply #636551

[summer sleet]

/slut

[silent gale]

mucyum

You get 115 through donations on your cam stream.

Reply #636502

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid 69!

Reply #635874

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You rake in 304, but your butthole will never be the same...

Reply #635984

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for 378

Reply #635936

[naive flame]

/ work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed 77.

Reply #636078

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You cannot commit a crime for 4 minutes.

[wide cave]

/work

[silent gale]

prxy4them

You work as an iceberg mover and earn 52

Reply #31

[gilded portal]

/work

[silent gale]

.matthew_23

You bought and sold items and profited 65

Reply #636437

[safe tree]

/work

[silent gale]

driftyboy8612

You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn 95

Reply #230203

[safe tree]

/crime

[silent gale]

driftyboy8612

You steal a delivery truck full of designer shoes and sell them on the black market for 448.

Reply #4910521

[safe tree]

/work

[silent gale]

driftyboy8612

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 33 seconds.

[safe tree]

/crime

[silent gale]

driftyboy8612

You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 43 seconds.

[safe tree]

/slut

[silent gale]

driftyboy8612

You get 142 through donations on your cam stream.

Reply #636502

[safe tree]

/rob cheesybread21166

[silent gale]

driftyboy8612

You were caught attempting to rob cheesybread21166, and have been fined 577.

[safe tree]

/rob cheesybread21166

[silent gale]

driftyboy8612

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.

[safe tree]

/slut

[silent gale]

driftyboy8612

You cannot be a slut for 56 minutes and 32 seconds.

[hardy heron]

/work

[silent gale]

midnightartistblue

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned 52!

Reply #636047

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make 72 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

Reply #4910404

[ruby egret]

/crime

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined 383 and lost all your toilet paper.

Reply #834285

[ruby egret]

/slut

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost 0.

Reply #635906

[ruby egret]

/work

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You take your cat for a walk and gain 74

Reply #636389

[stark grail]

/work

[silent gale]

toastedbread3765

You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays 58 for your services.

Reply #636364

[empty sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

alex9999testscp

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined 163

Reply #168

[empty sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

alex9999testscp

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you 55.

Reply #636482

[empty sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

alex9999testscp

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

[ruby egret]

/crime

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You steal a police officer's uniform and use it to rob a bank, making off with 522.

Reply #4910514

[ruby egret]

/slut

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you 145.

Reply #635924

[ruby egret]

/work

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You work all day at the factory 94

Reply #636549

[ruby egret]

/crime

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You infiltrate the FBI HQ and make out with the secret plans to sell for 468

Reply #636152

[ruby egret]

/slut

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in 375

Reply #80

[ruby egret]

/work

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You work as a bread scientist and earn 56

Reply #27

[narrow pagoda]

how do you do that?

/work

[silent gale]

fortnitegod1298

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid 74

Reply #636419

[narrow pagoda]

NEW vegas

[safe tree]

/work

[silent gale]

driftyboy8612

You work as a bounty hunter and earn 85

Reply #57

[safe tree]

/crime

[silent gale]

driftyboy8612

You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost 193

Reply #635866

[safe tree]

/rob fortnitegod1298

[silent gale]

driftyboy8612

You robbed 99 from fortnitegod1298.

[safe tree]

/slut

[silent gale]

driftyboy8612

She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her 99.

Reply #636010

[narrow pagoda]

haha loser

why did you waste my 99$

[safe tree]

Idk

[narrow pagoda]

/rob driftyboy8612

[silent gale]

fortnitegod1298

You've been fined 225 for trying to rob a poor person.

[narrow pagoda]

wtf

this is stupid

/slut

[silent gale]

fortnitegod1298

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in 306

Reply #80

[narrow pagoda]

lets

go

[safe tree]

Haha

[narrow pagoda]

hey

aleast i got money

back

/job

/work

[silent gale]

fortnitegod1298

You sell V-bucks and make 53!

Reply #636520

[narrow pagoda]

/work

[silent gale]

fortnitegod1298

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

[narrow pagoda]

he called you poor

/work

[silent gale]

fortnitegod1298

You cannot work for 1 minute and 41 seconds.

[narrow pagoda]

/work

[silent gale]

fortnitegod1298

You work all day at the factory 55

Reply #636549

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You made a great pun! Take this 72.

Reply #636539

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You work as a beefeater and earn 70

Reply #56

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You steal an orange and pawn it for 616.

Reply #636135

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you 369 and maybe chlamydia.

Reply #636516

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn 80

Reply #635864

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive 51

Reply #636351

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of 438.

Reply #635991

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You become a pimp and earn 217!

Reply #636344

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid 77.

Reply #636508

[naive flame]

/rob halrirae

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You were caught attempting to rob halrirae, and have been fined 583.

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got 75 I think...

Reply #635916

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You cannot commit a crime for 11 minutes and 34 seconds.

[ruby egret]

/work

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned 75.

Reply #636429

[ruby egret]

/crime

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

After many failed attempts, you decide to rob the orphanage, knowing that no one will help them. Upon arriving they are so excited to see a visitor your heart melts and you donate 297 to the orphanage.

Reply #636004

[ruby egret]

/slut

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

Your friend pays you 225 for you to worship her feet

Reply #636061

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make 64 from ad revenue.

Reply #636418

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You kidnap a bride and take her hostage for 271

Reply #83

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him 221.

Reply #635908

[naive flame]

/rob UnbelievaBoat

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You eat bananas for a living and get 66

Reply #636535

[proven condor]

/work

[silent gale]

jorjel_

You host a fine wine tasting event and get 71

Reply #636087

[proven condor]

/crime

[silent gale]

jorjel_

You dress up as a mascot and steal the team's championship trophy, which you sell to a sports memorabilia collector for 371.

Reply #4910518

[keen surge]

/crime

[silent gale]

sk1lledbomber

You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is 206.

Reply #636225

[keen surge]

/work

[silent gale]

sk1lledbomber

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn 58

Reply #49

[keen surge]

/slut

[silent gale]

sk1lledbomber

Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay 58 for a new one.

Reply #636039

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

ghost_recon_edits

You work as a professional cuddler and earn 55

Reply #33

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

ghost_recon_edits

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you 322 for your solid work.

Reply #636269

[vivid vault]

/work

[silent gale]

bobbstalls_74947

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid 66!

Reply #635882

[vivid vault]

/work

[silent gale]

bobbstalls_74947

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 55 seconds.

[vivid vault]

/slut

[silent gale]

bobbstalls_74947

You rake in 315, but your butthole will never be the same...

Reply #635984

[vivid vault]

/crime

[silent gale]

bobbstalls_74947

On Highway 9 you come across a courier heading to New Tulsa. You have a small conversation and figure out he is transporting a shipment of scavenged poker chips. Filled with greed you put a bullet in his gut and loot the package. When returning to New Tulsa you sneak the chips into the Hard Rock and cash them in for 385. No one found out... thank God.

Reply #636456

[vivid vault]

/work

[silent gale]

bobbstalls_74947

You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.

[vivid vault]

/collect-income

[silent gale]

bobbstalls_74947

You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.

[safe tree]

/slut

[silent gale]

driftyboy8612

You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined 0.

Reply #834714

[safe tree]

/work

[silent gale]

driftyboy8612

You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn 88

Reply #48

[safe tree]

/crime

[silent gale]

driftyboy8612

You break into a jewellery store and steal a diamond, selling it to a pawn shop for 456

Reply #4910481

[ruby egret]

/crime

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You are fined 464 for jaywalking

Reply #636050

[ruby egret]

/slut

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You licked SpongeBob's feet for 314!

Reply #834979

[ruby egret]

/work

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You work as a zoologist and earn 70

Reply #26

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for 58

Reply #636397

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You steal a statue from a public park and sell it to a collector for 398

Reply #4910460

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You fucked a traffic cone and found 324 inside it

Reply #636329

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You make a living selling weed for 94 a day

Reply #635943

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You cannot commit a crime for 7 minutes and 13 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a serial murderer... and earn 91

Reply #68

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn 62, albeit reluctantly.

Reply #636532

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find 220 on the way back to your ship.

Reply #635881

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You were going to commit a crime but changed your mind and got a job instead. You made 472 before your boss realised you were a criminal and fired you.

Reply #636170

[naive flame]

/rob javier

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - qu3st1onab1e
2 - bizcocho691
3 - 1_tree
4 - mothhhz
5 - deleteduser089276
6 - javier_8484
7 - smurfik__
8 - commanderbunny.
9 - ogg.1
10 - _jameszee

[naive flame]

6

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You were caught attempting to rob javier_8484, and have been fined 364.

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned 95!

Reply #635987

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You cannot commit a crime for 8 minutes and 23 seconds.

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You milk a cow for 81

Reply #41924

[naive flame]

/crine

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for 501.

Reply #636398

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost 366

Reply #636342

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make 64.

Reply #635990

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You cannot commit a crime for 26 minutes and 2 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn 58 for your participation.

Reply #4910440

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain 51

Reply #635919

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You start up a detective service for a few days, but when you finally get business you end up robbing your client for 451.

Reply #636174

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you 361 for your solid work.

Reply #636269

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make 59 for your dedication to laziness.

Reply #4910390

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You cannot work for 11 seconds.

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn 57

Reply #45

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned 58

Reply #636469

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn 90.

Reply #636451

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You cannot commit a crime for 14 minutes and 51 seconds.

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for 89

Reply #636317

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose 664

Reply #636393

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes 251 from you as compensation.

Reply #636425

[frosty night]

/crime

[silent gale]

zombiemonks.

You got caught digging up dead memes and got a 0 fine.

Reply #636171

[frosty night]

/slut

[silent gale]

zombiemonks.

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 268 and a real sore hangover.

Reply #636262

[frosty night]

/work

[silent gale]

zombiemonks.

You worked as a businessman and earned 61

Reply #636360

[ruby egret]

/crime

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a 661 fine!

Reply #635895

[ruby egret]

/slut

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You get 112 through donations on your cam stream.

Reply #636502

[ruby egret]

/work

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn 79

Reply #38

[frosty night]

/work

[silent gale]

zombiemonks.

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you 59

Reply #636333

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You help clean a horses stable for 89

Reply #3031286

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate 602

Reply #636000

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You licked SpongeBob's feet for 294!

Reply #834979

zombiemonks.

You attempted to rob mini_comet3, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[frosty night]

nonsense

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for 69.

Reply #636512

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You cannot commit a crime for 21 minutes and 47 seconds.

[naive flame]

/rob zombiemonks

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You attempted to rob zombiemonks., but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[prisma jay]

/work

[silent gale]

xandervb

You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found 62 on the way back home!

Reply #636521

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You milk a cow for 65

Reply #41924

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You were caught trespassing onto a construction site and have been fined 674.

Reply #4910557

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes 233 from you.

Reply #636558

[naive flame]

WHAT

[ruby egret]

/crime

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You find 620 laying on the street and take it

Reply #636216

[ruby egret]

/slut

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated 159 to your Patreon!

Reply #635883

[ruby egret]

/work

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid 57 for streaming it online.

Reply #4910427

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

ghost_recon_edits

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn 90

Reply #46

[ruby egret]

/crime

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined 548

Reply #636099

[ruby egret]

/slut

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 140 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[ruby egret]

/work

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You make a living selling weed for 97 a day

Reply #635943

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

ghost_recon_edits

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 65 for helping them out.

Reply #636491

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

ghost_recon_edits

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received 56!

Reply #203527

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You work as a help desk technician and earn 62

Reply #3

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined 325

Reply #636107

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with 308.

Reply #636368

[safe tree]

/work

[silent gale]

driftyboy8612

You were farming and earned 84

Reply #636436

[safe tree]

/slut

[silent gale]

driftyboy8612

You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to 120.

Reply #636479

[safe tree]

/crime

[silent gale]

driftyboy8612

You attempted to rob the local bank and got caught by the police. You are fined 465

Reply #636017

[safe tree]

/rob cheesybread21166

[silent gale]

driftyboy8612

You robbed 227 from cheesybread21166.

[ruby egret]

/crime

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You tried to sneak into a concert without a ticket and got caught. You have been fined 552.

Reply #4910494

[ruby egret]

/slut

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you 112!

Reply #635920

[ruby egret]

/work

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn 92

Reply #70

[ruby egret]

/crime

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of 458

Reply #635867

[ruby egret]

/slut

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of 312!

Reply #635946

[ruby egret]

/work

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid 72!

Reply #635874

[hardy heron]

/work

[silent gale]

midnightartistblue

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped 54!

Reply #636414

[hardy heron]

/slut

[silent gale]

midnightartistblue

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn 332

Reply #82

[deft berry]

/crime

[silent gale]

theedward

Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you 200 of stolen merchandise

Reply #636272

[deft berry]

/help

/work

[silent gale]

theedward

You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you 73 as in return!

Reply #636372

[deft berry]

/work

[silent gale]

theedward

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

[deft berry]

/slut

[silent gale]

theedward

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned 238

Reply #636089

[deft berry]

//bal

/bal

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 73

Reply #636494

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as 147!

Reply #204738

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a professional bed tester and earn 75.

Reply #4910432

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 1 minute and 46 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You worked as a bartender, and earned 75 from selling drinks

Reply #838263

[cinder radish]

/crime

[silent gale]

slickgamer._49073

You stole a package from your neighbour and sold it on the deep web for 450

Reply #636399

[cinder radish]

/Slut

[silent gale]

slickgamer._49073

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 117 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[cinder radish]

/work

[silent gale]

slickgamer._49073

You work as an ear cleaner and earn 97

Reply #44

[proven condor]

/slut

[silent gale]

jorjel_

Your friend pays you 127 for you to worship her feet

Reply #636061

[proven condor]

/work

[silent gale]

jorjel_

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 66 for it!

Reply #636559

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

ghost_recon_edits

You worked and gained 57

Reply #636440

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

ghost_recon_edits

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you 323.

Reply #636291

[ruby egret]

/crime

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost 671

Reply #636092

[ruby egret]

/slut

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 158.

Reply #55475

[ruby egret]

/work

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You work as an ear cleaner and earn 63

Reply #44

[keen surge]

/slut

[silent gale]

sk1lledbomber

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you 316

Reply #635965

[keen surge]

/crime

[silent gale]

sk1lledbomber

You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay 325 to clean it up.

Reply #7106

[keen surge]

/work

[silent gale]

sk1lledbomber

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for 99.

Reply #636556

[proven condor]

/slut

[silent gale]

jorjel_

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain 142!

Reply #636487

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You repair the arcade machines and receive 74

Reply #636347

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You are paid 299 to hit yourself.

Reply #636173

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes 268 from you.

Reply #636558

[ruby egret]

/crime

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You were caught cheating on a test and have been fined 234.

Reply #4910498

[ruby egret]

/slut

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You are weirdly good with your hands, have 198

Reply #636555

[ruby egret]

/work

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

Your level got featured epic and you won 62

Reply #636296

[proven condor]

/work

[silent gale]

jorjel_

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received 74!

Reply #203527

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn 78

Reply #41

[proven condor]

/slut

[silent gale]

jorjel_

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of 324!

Reply #635946

[proven condor]

/work

[silent gale]

jorjel_

You repair the lights and receive 85

Reply #636339

[coral pebble]

/work

[silent gale]

seadog7342

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid 75!

Reply #635874

[coral pebble]

/slut

[silent gale]

seadog7342

You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you 214.

Reply #636404

[coral pebble]

/crime

[silent gale]

seadog7342

You were hired by a hitman to murder Flanders, you had to throw out your white shirt but you managed to rack up 430

Reply #636445

[coral pebble]

/bal

/balance#

/balance

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You sweep the floor and get paid 58

Reply #636337

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You were caught shoplifting a bag of chips and have been fined 389.

Reply #4910501

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you 295 for having your junk out.

Reply #636492

[cobalt shale]

/work

[silent gale]

olecannons

You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make 63 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.

Reply #4910402

[cobalt shale]

/crime

[silent gale]

olecannons

You steal a guard's radio and sell it for parts, and receive 323.

Reply #636211

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

ghost_recon_edits

You make a living selling weed for 84 a day

Reply #635943

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

ghost_recon_edits

Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you 223 for public indecency.

Reply #636266

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

ghost_recon_edits

You start selling steroids to the players on your team. You manage to make 398!

Reply #636165

[ripe badger]

/dep all

[hidden nexus]

/work

[silent gale]

kingcroc5654

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make 78 from ad revenue.

Reply #636418

[hidden nexus]

Humble beginnings

/crime

[silent gale]

kingcroc5654

You assassinate a high priority target. Your client pays you 403.

Reply #636182

[hidden nexus]

/work

[silent gale]

kingcroc5654

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 40 seconds.

[hidden nexus]

Damn

/slut

[silent gale]

kingcroc5654

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost 319

Reply #635925

[hidden nexus]

💀

[tranquil warren]

Whoopsies

[hidden nexus]

Aberdeen pig farm moment

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You worked as a businessman and earned 63

Reply #636360

[keen surge]

/work

[silent gale]

sk1lledbomber

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and 91. Good job.

Reply #636285

[keen surge]

/crime

[silent gale]

sk1lledbomber

You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost 190

Reply #636088

[keen surge]

/slut

[silent gale]

sk1lledbomber

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 271

Reply #635907

[proven condor]

/slut

[silent gale]

jorjel_

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as 314!

Reply #204738

[proven condor]

/work

[silent gale]

jorjel_

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you 73, as it was originally their job

Reply #636304

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get 50

Reply #636083

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for 287

Reply #636130

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw 316 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

Reply #636453

[slate void]

/work

[silent gale]

lourenco_2011.

You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed 56.

Reply #636078

[gilded portal]

/work

[silent gale]

.matthew_23

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 53.

Reply #636031

[rare ingot]

/work

[silent gale]

chickenesquire

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 67

Reply #635952

[rare ingot]

/crime

[silent gale]

chickenesquire

You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined 384

Reply #636140

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

Taxes collected! You have gained 95

Reply #636506

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing 317 when you wake up.

Reply #636267

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you 381!

Reply #635983

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

ghost_recon_edits

You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn 72

Reply #1

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

ghost_recon_edits

You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you 298 for attempted murder.

Reply #55470

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

ghost_recon_edits

Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes 117.

Reply #635923

[ripe badger]

bro

[languid hinge]

/work

[silent gale]

baron.l

You clean off the counters and get paid 50

Reply #636338

[languid hinge]

/work

[silent gale]

baron.l

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

theknocker6605

You work as a wine taster and earn 50

Reply #15

[languid hinge]

/crime

[silent gale]

baron.l

You were caught vandalising a car and have been fined 305.

Reply #4910554

[languid hinge]

/run away

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

theknocker6605

You steal a celebrity's personal diary and sell it to a gossip magazine for 378.

Reply #4910526

[ripe badger]

/dep all

/money

/deposit all

/slut

[silent gale]

theknocker6605

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain 208!

Reply #636487

[tidal glade]

/crime

[silent gale]

wxlfking639

You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them 218 in damages.

Reply #636224

[ruby egret]

/crime

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You were caught vandalising a car and have been fined 260.

Reply #4910554

[ruby egret]

/slut

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole 0.

Reply #636298

[ruby egret]

/work

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn 79

Reply #62

[tidal glade]

/crime

[silent gale]

wxlfking639

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 44 seconds.

[tidal glade]

Lol

[tidal mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

crypt1_d

You make a living selling weed for 98 a day

Reply #635943

[tidal mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

crypt1_d

You were caught illegally fishing and have been fined 173.

Reply #4910543

[hardy heron]

/work

[silent gale]

midnightartistblue

You sell V-bucks and make 71!

Reply #636520

[hardy heron]

/crime

[silent gale]

midnightartistblue

While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined 285

Reply #636091

[hardy heron]

Oof

/slut

[silent gale]

midnightartistblue

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you 151.

Reply #635910

[hardy heron]

Bruh wth

[split oracle]

/slut

[silent gale]

xitznathx

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you 195 on your way out of the locker room.

Reply #636320

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 85.

Reply #636406

[viral lion]

/work

[silent gale]

dead_shot123241

You work as a fake bus passenger and earn 74 for filling up empty seats on the bus.

Reply #4910416

[viral lion]

/slut

[silent gale]

dead_shot123241

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for 234... yikes

Reply #635967

[viral lion]

Insane

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

theknocker6605

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 53 stashed inside one of them.

Reply #6070

[gilded portal]

/work

[silent gale]

.matthew_23

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth 61!

Reply #636343

[fallow cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

squidma_dot.com

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded 68.

Reply #636060

[glossy flax]

/work

[silent gale]

starboy0319

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned 57!

Reply #636047

[glossy flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

starboy0319

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of 287!

Reply #635946

[proven condor]

/slut

[silent gale]

jorjel_

You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you 352 to clean the stains.

Reply #55473

[proven condor]

Bruh

/slut

[silent gale]

jorjel_

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 39 seconds.

[proven condor]

/work

[silent gale]

jorjel_

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 67

Reply #78

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a professional apologiser and earn 99

Reply #39

[ruby egret]

/crime

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You were caught texting while driving and have been fined 79.

Reply #4910541

[ruby egret]

/slut

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you 0 for public indecency.

Reply #636266

[ruby egret]

/work

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn 62.

Reply #636082

[fallow cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

squidma_dot.com

The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined 568

Reply #636193

[fallow cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

squidma_dot.com

You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay 106 to get it repaired.

Reply #636005

[fallow cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

squidma_dot.com

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn 99 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

Reply #4910411

[ruby egret]

/work

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned 59. The students loved you!

Reply #636280

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

theknocker6605

You work as a child birth educator and earn 92

Reply #60

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

theknocker6605

You were caught using your phone in a movie theatre and have been fined 577.

Reply #4910499

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

theknocker6605

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 154 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[ruby egret]

/work

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly 64.

Reply #55461

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

91 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

Reply #636327

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them 547 in damages.

Reply #636224

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You shake what your momma gave you for 187.

Reply #636544

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

theknocker6605

You work as a janitor and earn 64

Reply #74

[ripe badger]

/pay debt

:xmark: That command has been denied for this channel.

[naive flame]

/worl

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for 90

Reply #636317

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You sneak into a zoo and shave a lion, selling the fur for 445

Reply #4910475

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 275 for your hard work.

Reply #636052

[naive flame]

/worl

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You help clean up the local theater. You find 61 strewn about between the seats!

Reply #636507

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You sell body parts on the black market 356 in profit.

Reply #635901

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay 107 for violating the stay-at-home order.

Reply #834630

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a professional tea taster and earn 67 for tasting different types of tea.

Reply #4910410

[gilded portal]

/work

[silent gale]

.matthew_23

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 53

Reply #17

[frosty night]

/work

[silent gale]

zombiemonks.

You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn 96

Reply #72

[frosty night]

/slut

[silent gale]

zombiemonks.

When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost 327

Reply #635999

[frosty night]

/crime

[silent gale]

zombiemonks.

You were caught speeding and have been fined 305.

Reply #4910559

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn 69

Reply #635902

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You were caught shoplifting a bag of chips and have been fined 614.

Reply #4910501

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 368!

Reply #636501

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

lildaquavious

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn 67

Reply #46

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

lildaquavious

You become a pimp and earn 396!

Reply #636344

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

theknocker6605

You found an extra 397 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

Reply #635997

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

theknocker6605

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 58 stashed inside one of them.

Reply #6070

[fallow cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

herb_baumeister

You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined 189

Reply #636244

[fallow cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

herb_baumeister

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of 100 off your new game.

Reply #55463

[fallow cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

herb_baumeister

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn 105.

Reply #636527

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for 91

Reply #636016

[fallow cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

herb_baumeister

You successfully take furniture from the furniture store and sell it online for 322!

Reply #636315

[fallow cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

herb_baumeister

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned 59

Reply #838252

[fallow cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

herb_baumeister

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you 122 for the night.

Reply #636471

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

theknocker6605

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect 284 in one night.

Reply #636466

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you 63 .

Reply #636084

[proven condor]

/slut

[silent gale]

jorjel_

An adult video site pays you 271 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

Reply #55469

[proven condor]

/work

[silent gale]

jorjel_

You milk a cow for 66

Reply #41924

[wintry herald]

/work

[silent gale]

needtoreload_official

You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win 82.

Reply #4910424

[wintry herald]

/slut

[silent gale]

needtoreload_official

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 111, and you go ahead with it.

Reply #636421

[wintry herald]

/crime

[silent gale]

needtoreload_official

You hack into a dating app and blackmail users for 361

Reply #4910461

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make 61.

Reply #635990

[rare ingot]

/work

[silent gale]

chickenesquire

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid 72

Reply #636420

[rare ingot]

/crime

[silent gale]

chickenesquire

You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn 316

Reply #636226

[rare ingot]

/slut

[silent gale]

chickenesquire

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you 351!

Reply #635983

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn 100

Reply #636034

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined 175.

Reply #635909

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost 452

Reply #636376

[ruby egret]

/work

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make 50 for spreading joy and happiness.

Reply #4910394

[ruby egret]

/work

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive 57

Reply #636349

[naive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for 69

Reply #636328

[naive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

You successfully created a pyramid scheme making 551 in the process.

Reply #636179

[naive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheesybread21166

Your pimp gives you an extra 334

Reply #636546

[ruby egret]

/work

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You host a fine wine tasting event and get 81

Reply #636087

[fallow cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

herb_baumeister

You dress up as a superhero and rob a bank, escaping with 294

Reply #4910470

[fallow cipher]

/rob

[silent gale]

herb_baumeister

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[fallow cipher]

oh oops

/work

[silent gale]

herb_baumeister

You worked as a bartender, and earned 84 from selling drinks

Reply #838263

[fallow cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

herb_baumeister

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you 267!

Reply #635983

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 97

Reply #10

[fallow cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

herb_baumeister

You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win 64.

Reply #4910424

[fallow cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

herb_baumeister

You stole a fish and sell it second hand for 700

Reply #86

[fallow cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

herb_baumeister

You get 233 through donations on your cam stream.

Reply #636502

[fallow cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

herb_baumeister

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you 76

Reply #636090

[fallow cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

herb_baumeister

You cannot commit a crime for 41 minutes and 43 seconds.

[fallow cipher]

gasp!

/slut

[silent gale]

herb_baumeister

You cannot be a slut for 41 minutes and 39 seconds.

[fallow cipher]

!gasp

[fallow cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

herb_baumeister

You help clean a horses stable for 66

Reply #3031286

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

theknocker6605

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 93 to help fund the project!

Reply #636446

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

theknocker6605

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have 389

Reply #1441157

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

theknocker6605

You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined 304

Reply #635995

[ruby egret]

/work

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You work as a space lawyer and earn 76

Reply #6

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You make a living selling weed for 77 a day

Reply #635943

[cobalt tartan]

/bj 100

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find 84 worth of scrap.

Reply #636470

[cobalt tartan]

/work