#back-room
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You participate in a scientific study and earn
64 for your time and effort.
/rob @spiral geode
You robbed
381 from accountnolongerinuse7166.
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
324 to have them cleaned
Hj guys
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
82.
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
66 .
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
69!
/crime
You were caught texting while driving and have been fined
163.
/rob @cobalt tartan
You were caught attempting to rob halrirae, and have been fined
0.
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
0
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
83. The students loved you!
/work
You went to work and gained
89
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
66
/work
You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make
86.
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
52
/crime
You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you
76
/rob @dusky jacinth
You attempted to rob cqwbqy, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Broke ass ordiscalsðŸ˜
WHAT RHE
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
72.
Thats why u got headless horseman irl
We should have snipped ur balls off
I would slap ur head of ur shoulders but…


/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
79 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
Gang so broke im workingðŸ˜, miss arthur I could just bully camp and get arrested at valitine
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
66
/crime
You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined
5 and lost all your toilet paper.
/rob @crisp berry
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 21 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
70
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
103
That's what I thought micah
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
126... yikes
/rob @wise plaza
You robbed
5 from vyb1ng.
Tehe ðŸ¤
Are u serious rn bro,
We know the funds not for tahitiðŸ˜
I saw u pocket our donations
What abt jhon and arthur
Arthur's telling me there's something dif bout me
Ngl saw jhon pocket a dollar, hes def a traitor
Def
And is telling everything to milton
Its not ne
Idk a milton tbh
Me personally i always donate my money to u dutch
Yah. We got bucks. That's enough to get to Tahiti
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
82!
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
227 at you.
Tehe ðŸ¤
Dutch freak de linda
Oh
Ofc thats how he got the moneyðŸ˜
Im gonna go snitch to milton
I mean drink with javier
Yeah…
/work
You receive a check of
51 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
218!
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
73
/work
You walk dogs for
70.
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
77 on medical bills.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
100, as it was originally their job
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
86.
/crime
You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined
63
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
246
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
81
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You sneak into a zoo and steal a baby elephant, which you sell to a wealthy collector for
374.
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
100.
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
86 .
/bal
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
59
You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make
57 for your unicorn whispering skills.
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
247!
fuck?
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
68 for a good job.
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
67
/work
You work as an egg and earn
89
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
82
/crime
You travel back in time to before the Gold Rush began and take all the gold. You travel back to the present and trade it in for
321.
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
145 and a sore ass.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You do some work around the house for
75
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 9 seconds.
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
71
/work
You sell bananas for
55
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
57
You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined
624.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
284 at you.
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
74.
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
66
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
65
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
67.
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
78
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
71.
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
371... yikes
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
283
/crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was
366
/work
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
99.
/slut
You earn
134 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
83
/crime
You sell body parts on the black market
614 in profit.
You were caught attempting to rob halrirae, and have been fined
529.
/slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined
311
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
70 on the way back home!
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
97
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
310
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
67.
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
159
/bal
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
76
/dep 500
/work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
95 for your time and effort.
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
277
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
297.
/work
You sell your crab for
83, you monster
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
89, it must be your lucky day!
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
183.
/crime
You pose as a doctor and perform unnecessary surgeries, making
417 before being caught
/rob theguide3772
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob theguided3772
You attempted to rob theguided3772, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
Fuck you
I just lost in blackjack irl
Went all in and lost
You can't put a cool down on ROBBING
now let me ROB him
CUNT
/rob cheesevr123
You cannot rob yourself!
/rob ultiwonder
You've been fined
200 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
92 for your hard work
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
95
/bal
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
85
/work
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make
71 for your bravery and heroism.
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
80
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
73!
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
76
/crime
You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined
276
/rob Halrirae
You robbed
286 from halrirae.
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
105.
Pfffff
/work
You walk dogs for
53.
/rob umbra
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - umbraella
2 - umbra06285
3 - umbra1513
4 - umbra502
5 - umbracaelum
6 - theoneumbra
7 - umbraclimax
8 - umbralthedankknight
/rob theoneumbra
Cancelled command.
You attempted to rob theoneumbra, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
87
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
187.
/crime
You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay
0 to clean it up.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 4 seconds.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
78.
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
54
/work
You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make
83 for your skills in temporal navigation.
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
51
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
312 in one night.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
58
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 37 minutes and 53 seconds.
/crime
You're hired as a hitman for
250
/crime
You got caught spray painting graffiti on a public building and have been fined
291.
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
243.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
70.
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
51 for helping them out.
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
65 for your struggles.
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
54
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
82
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
387.
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
73!
/work
You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make
62 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
152!
/crime
You kill someone and sell their organs for
460
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
181.
/crime
You tried to cheat on a test by writing answers on your arm, but got caught and have been given a
0 fine.
/work
You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make
71.
/Rob halrirae
You robbed
42 from halrirae.
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
86
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
53.
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
298 to have them cleaned
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
58 from your peers.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
99
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
98
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
292!
/crime
You were caught stealing a bike and have been fined
574.
/rob random
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - crimson_sparrow
2 - fuck.mp4
3 - reddior.
4 - ghost.03488
5 - randomdude162
6 - call_me_random
7 - randomdude1847
8 - aceman8797
9 - randomguy0577
10 - society_jesus
/rob reddior
Cancelled command.
You attempted to rob reddior., but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Broke boy
/crime
You dress up as a superhero and rob a bank, escaping with
517
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
204 after.
/work
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
88.
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
91 for your struggles.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
100
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
57
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
94
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
93
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
96.
/work
You work as a professional tea taster and earn
84 for tasting different types of tea.
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
64
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
100!
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
92
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 12 seconds.
/crime
Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined
334
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
131 for the good time.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
95
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
72
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
64
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
60 for your hard work
hi
/crime
While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay
471.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
73 and given a bottle of wine.
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
221!
/help
/help
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
51
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
83 for a good job.
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
51
/crime
You steal your neighbour's garden gnome and sell it on eBay for
292
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
296.
/work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make
57 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
/work
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn
72 for your participation.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
85
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
61.
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
83
/work
A drunk man pays you
59 to walk backwards.
/slut
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing
277 to resolve your burnt skin.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
88
/work
You found
77 on the floor.
/crime
A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined
403 kiddo
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
204
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
96. The students loved you!
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
56 on the ground.
/crime
You break into a jewellery store and steal a diamond, selling it to a pawn shop for
543
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
134 for the night.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
51
/crime
A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is
273
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
350
/crime
You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined
324 for sexual assault
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
384!
/work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
69 for your time and effort.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
72 though.
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
297
/crime
You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined
0 for offending the soccer mom.
/slut
You get paid
191 for crossdressing
/work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
60 for your time and effort.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 12 minutes and 15 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 15 seconds.
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
72 for it.
/bj all
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
71 😃
/crime
You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you
373
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
245 for your solid work.
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
68
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
234 after.
/crime
You break into a science lab and steal an experimental formula, selling it to a pharmaceutical company for
283
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
97 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
57 for the hard work
/crime
You got seen by a police officer while trying to take some purses, you have been fined
183!
You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid
54 for sorting jelly beans by color.
/crime
During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing
410 when you wake up.
/slut
You earn
128 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/crime
You were caught hacking into someone's computer and have been fined
660.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
69
/crime
You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for
667
/work
You work as a pet food taster and earn
97.
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
240!
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 4 seconds.
/rob zombiemonks
You've been fined
0 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
90 for your team winning!
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 23 seconds.
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
90
/crime
You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of
0
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
86
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
346
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
54
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth
62.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
91
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
105!
/crime
Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost
497.
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
84, it must be your lucky day!
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
245!
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
78
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
67
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
96
/work
You repair the lights and receive
85
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
98.
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
208.
nm
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
77.
/work
You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make
53 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
355 to fix your leg
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
71
You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined
629 .
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
246
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
98
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
95
/work
A drunk man pays you
87 to walk backwards.
/crime
During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost
497
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
394 after.
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
71.
/crime
After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for
246.
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
279!
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
92.
/slut
You found an extra
235 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
70 on the way back home!
/crime
You held the planet ransom with nukes for
268
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
53
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
92
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
86
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
50.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
50
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 3 seconds.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
87
/work
You make a living selling weed for
58 a day
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
86
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
304 in order to keep quiet about it.
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
99 for the hard work
/crime
You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined
698.
/crime
You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you
559
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
283 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
82
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
71
/work
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make
80 for your vivid imagination.
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
71 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 36 seconds.
/crime
You pose as a tour guide and steal from tourists, making
515 before being caught
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
99
/crime
You impersonate a delivery driver and steal packages, selling the contents for
297
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
191
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
55
/work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make
88 for your lack of effort.
/crime
You hacked into the bank and received
679 and an invitation to Anonymous
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
184 for surgery.
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
50 I think...
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
93 when you got back home
/slut
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing
247 to resolve your burnt skin.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You get caught kicking puppies and get fined
307
/crime
You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined
332
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
345.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
60
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
61
/crime
You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined
372
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 27 seconds.
/crime
You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for
304
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
347
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
74 in profits
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
88 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
336
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
72.
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
368.
/crime
You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole
556 from you!
/crime
You steal a fire hydrant and sell it to a scrap yard for
523
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
341.
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
69.
/crime
You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a
229 fine!
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
67 I think...
/work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
80 for your time and effort.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
353 : D
/crime
You were caught making shitty memes and lost
539
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 35 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 14 minutes and 9 seconds.
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
66 for all your items.
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
54.
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
72
/crime
You broke into a museum to steal a valuable artefact, but got caught and have been fined
602.
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
302 for your services.
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
74
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
78
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/crime
You work for the Juarez cartel as a brick-presser and earn
402! They'll probably kill you and your family tomorrow. Just saying.
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
182 to have them cleaned
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
93.
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
227 for your hard work.
/crime
You were caught shoplifting from a grocery store and have been fined
350.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
167.
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
55.
/work
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make
97.
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
374
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
52
/slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
249
/crime
You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined
519
/crime
You call a few friends and raid a newspaper shop with machetes. The operation is successful, and from the loot you earn
452.
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
245
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
54 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make
80 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
69
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
89
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
90.
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
97
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
217
/crime
You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined
460
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
50
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
69
You were caught stealing flowers from a public park and have been fined
269.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 59 seconds.
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
201 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 56 seconds.
!help
Remove a custom command that's been previous saved.
!unlearn command name
!unlearn CommandName
/crime
You steal lamps for
350
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
168 in return!
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
61
/crime
You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for
570.
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
297.
/work
You milk a cow for
77
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
88
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
100
/crime
You held the planet ransom with nukes for
632
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
383
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
70. Good job!
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
73.
/work
You are paid
58 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/crime
You were caught throwing litter out of your car window and have been fined
348.
/balance
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
73.
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
283
/crime
You hack into a social media account and post embarrassing content, demanding
557 to remove it
/work
You work as a pet food taster and earn
54.
/crime
After mugging a drunk policeman, the cops chase you, ram your car, and leave you for dead - when paramedics arrive, they charge you a whopping
349 because they don't get paid enough
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
151... yikes
/balance
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
81
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
337 in order to keep quiet about it.
You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay
521 for bail!
/crime
You raided the enemy tribe and got
636
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
76
/crime
You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of
444.
/slut
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing
304 to resolve your burnt skin.
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
66
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
52 strewn about between the seats!
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
374.
/crime
After many failed attempts, you decide to rob the orphanage, knowing that no one will help them. Upon arriving they are so excited to see a visitor your heart melts and you donate
603 to the orphanage.
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
346.
/crime
You vandalised a public park and have been fined
66.
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
57
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
73!
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
81
/crime
You were caught in the act, and fined
619
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
359
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
54
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
72
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
394.
/crime
You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed
625
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
69.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
99.
/crime
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. They drop
382 as a result. Thankfully, nothing went wrong, but now they're pissed at you.
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
214.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
96
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
356
/crime
You work for the Juarez cartel as a brick-presser and earn
598! They'll probably kill you and your family tomorrow. Just saying.
/work
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
86.
You take it up the ass for
152
/crime
You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined
618!
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
91 😃
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 44 minutes and 33 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 44 minutes and 21 seconds.
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
88
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
57
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
281 on the way back to your ship.
/crime
You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay
330
/work
You sell your crab for
55, you monster
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
365
You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined
188
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 19 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 46 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
71
/slut
You get
266 through donations on your cam stream.
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
89.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
81.
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
218.
/crime
You robbed a Kwik-E Mart and cashed out with
436
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
76
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
176.
/crime
You got seen by a police officer while trying to take some purses, you have been fined
389!
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
85
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
170
/crime
You sneak into a zoo and shave a lion, selling the fur for
553
/Crime
You are hired by one of the admins to take out a server member. You were caught by the police and are fined
300
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
144 for the good time.
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
90.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
79
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 5 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
92 for your work.
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
153 and a sore ass.
/crime
Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined
343
/work
