#back-room

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outer zenith
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lol

umbral mango
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/work

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ultiwonder

You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you Cash60.

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/slut

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ultiwonder

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 19 minutes and 59 seconds.

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/rob mortientur

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ultiwonder

check You robbed Cash484 from mortientur.

umbral mango
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Hell yea

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/work

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jarjarbinnx

You have a successful YouTube channel and make Cash62 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

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/slut

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jarjarbinnx

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash263.

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/work

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jarjarbinnx

stopwatch You cannot work for 6 minutes and 28 seconds.

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/crime

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jarjarbinnx

You murdered your old CEO and found Cash468 in his jacket!

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oh

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/work

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halrirae

You work as a human statue and earn Cash72

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/work

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jarjarbinnx

You work as a police officer and earn Cash94

lyric estuary
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/slut

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jarjarbinnx

You suck some toes and earn Cash334

lyric estuary
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WHAT

crystal jackal
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/crime

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araratbalnan1779

You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined Cash200

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/pleadnotguilty

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/pettycrime

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/crime

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araratbalnan1779

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 6 seconds.

crystal jackal
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/slut

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araratbalnan1779

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some Cash237

crystal jackal
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/slut

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araratbalnan1779

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.

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/work

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araratbalnan1779

You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn Cash90

crystal jackal
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/murder

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/steal

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/commitcrime

main basin
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/work

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scorpion7880p

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of Cash56 anyway.

main basin
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/crime

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scorpion7880p

With a few others, you light up a Molotov and throw it at a shop. Somehow you find Cash476 on the way back.

main basin
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/steal

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/slut

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scorpion7880p

An adult video site pays you Cash371 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

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/deposit

lyric estuary
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/work

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jarjarbinnx

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for Cash54.

lyric estuary
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/crime

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jarjarbinnx

You assassinate an actor for Cash380

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ayyy

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/slut

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jarjarbinnx

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you Cash235 in order to keep quiet about it.

manic mulch
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/slut

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vivid_84277

You found an extra Cash115 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

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/work

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vivid_84277

A sudden gust of wind blows Cash87 in your direction.

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/crime

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vivid_84277

A sudden gust of wind blows away Cash463

obsidian adder
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/crime

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nomyz_21

You steal a birds egg and sell it on the black market for Cash475

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/work

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nomyz_21

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn Cash70

obsidian adder
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/slut

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nomyz_21

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you Cash251 as a punishment because there's kids watching.

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/money

umbral mango
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Oops

ruby egret
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/crime

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mini_comet3

You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined Cash387

ruby egret
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/slut

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mini_comet3

You have a good night out and earn Cash381.

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/work

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mini_comet3

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn Cash61

cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

You worked for the Police and earned Cash67

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/work

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tigrwastaken

You have worked in the prison gardens for Cash79

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/work

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bluetooth_tomato

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got Cash83.

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/crime

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bluetooth_tomato

You rob another server for Cash280

trail storm
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/crime

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tigrwastaken

Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay Cash599 back as restitution.

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/work

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tigrwastaken

You work as an elephant dresser and earn Cash95

novel pier
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/work

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idonttouchgrass0327

You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding Cash96. Congrats!

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/crime

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idonttouchgrass0327

You tried to cheat at a casino and have been fined Cash296.

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/crime

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idonttouchgrass0327

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 47 seconds.

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/work

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idonttouchgrass0327

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 30 seconds.

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/trade

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/hunt

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/steal

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/slut

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idonttouchgrass0327

You are weirdly good with your hands, have Cash241

broken sorrel
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/work

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baine406

You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid Cash64 for sorting jelly beans by color.

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/slut

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idonttouchgrass0327

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 33 seconds.

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/money

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/commitcrime

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/murder

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/rob mortientur

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idonttouchgrass0327

xmark You were caught attempting to rob mortientur, and have been fined Cash250.

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FUCK

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/rob bank

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idonttouchgrass0327

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - b3nkaii
2 - bankir7471
3 - dunce_goon
4 - banks9759
5 - that_2018noob
6 - banks52
7 - banksgman
8 - banksiae
9 - comicbook7xv
10 - bankroll_00

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/rob b3nkaii

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idonttouchgrass0327

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

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/work

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idonttouchgrass0327

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn Cash59

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/crime

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idonttouchgrass0327

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 42 minutes and 49 seconds.

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/balance

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/work

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sigmaboy05467

You sell bananas for Cash93

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/work

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lilgobllinn

You work as an elementary school teacher and earn Cash65

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/slut

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sigmaboy05467

You get paid Cash250 for crossdressing

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/rob mortientur

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sigmaboy05467

xmark You were caught attempting to rob mortientur, and have been fined Cash385.

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/crime

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sigmaboy05467

The Russian government pays you Cash563 after you successfully blow up an arms depot.

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Yeeeah boy

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/balance

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/work

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idonttouchgrass0327

You work as a professional bed tester and earn Cash94.

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/work

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idonttouchgrass0327

stopwatch You cannot work for 4 minutes and 58 seconds.

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/crime

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idonttouchgrass0327

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 25 minutes and 31 seconds.

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/work

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idonttouchgrass0327

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 33 seconds.

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/slut

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idonttouchgrass0327

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 45 seconds.

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/work

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idonttouchgrass0327

You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you Cash96.

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/crime

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snowfox_8962

You were going to commit a crime but changed your mind and got a job instead. You made Cash377 before your boss realised you were a criminal and fired you.

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/slut

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snowfox_8962

You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a Cash226 fine!

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/balance

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/bounty

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/bountyhunt

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Lol

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/crime

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idonttouchgrass0327

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 5 minutes and 51 seconds.

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/slut

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idonttouchgrass0327

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 8 minutes and 21 seconds.

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/crime

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idonttouchgrass0327

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 2 minutes and 39 seconds.

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/crime

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idonttouchgrass0327

On the way to work you decided to rob a store and successfully got Cash696.

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Yess

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/slut

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idonttouchgrass0327

You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing Cash0 to resolve your burnt skin.

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NOOO

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Who dares to laugh?

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/work

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idonttouchgrass0327

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned Cash73

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/bal

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/buy knive

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/work

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halrirae

You slept in a bed and found Cash67 under your pillow when you woke up

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/slut

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halrirae

You suck some toes and earn Cash227

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/work

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halrirae

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you Cash97.

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/work

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ultiwonder

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn Cash71 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

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/slut

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ultiwonder

You hooked up with a couple of guys for Cash104

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/crime

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ultiwonder

You tried to cheat at a casino and have been fined Cash180.

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/work

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ultiwonder

You work as a human statue and earn Cash61

umbral mango
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/slut

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ultiwonder

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 36 seconds.

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/work

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idonttouchgrass0327

You battled and gained Cash87.

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/slut

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idonttouchgrass0327

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay Cash87 for child support before disownment.

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FUCK

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/crime

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idonttouchgrass0327

You robbed Cash406 from a convenience store.

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/rob @umbral mango

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idonttouchgrass0327

xmark You were caught attempting to rob ultiwonder, and have been fined Cash406.

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No!

umbral mango
novel pier
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Stupid idiot

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Poop face

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My money!

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If i Bark do you give money?

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/rob mortientur

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idonttouchgrass0327

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.

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/rob @umbral mango

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sigmaboy05467

xmark You were caught attempting to rob ultiwonder, and have been fined Cash200.

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NO

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/crime

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sigmaboy05467

You were caught eating spaghetti without meatballs, and have been given a Cash0 fine!

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/work

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sigmaboy05467

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning Cash79.

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/slut

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sigmaboy05467

You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined Cash79.

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NO WAY

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My second acc too???

umbral mango
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Howwww

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umbral mango
cobalt tartan
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/work

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halrirae

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of Cash64

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/rob mortientur

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idonttouchgrass0327

check You robbed Cash97 from mortientur.

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Yay

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/crime

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idonttouchgrass0327

You pose as a doctor and perform unnecessary surgeries, making Cash518 before being caught

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/slut

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idonttouchgrass0327

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you Cash341 for the good time.

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YESS

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/work

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idonttouchgrass0327

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid Cash64

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/give @umbral mango all

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halrirae

You found Cash50 on the floor.

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/work

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/crime

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tigrwastaken

You attempted to rob the local bank and got caught by the police. You are fined Cash95

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/work

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mialcv

You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn Cash81 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.

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/slut

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mialcv

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you Cash120 for the night.

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uhm

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UUHM

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/work

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baine406

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you Cash91 for your hard work

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/work

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halrirae

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make Cash73 for your lack of effort.

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/work

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owlman420

You work as a head receiver and earn Cash67

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/slut

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owlman420

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find Cash311 on the way back to your ship.

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/crime

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owlman420

You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is Cash278.

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/work

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owlman420

stopwatch You cannot work for 50 seconds.

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/slut

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owlman420

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 51 minutes and 14 seconds.

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/bal

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/work

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owlman420

You work as a wine taster and earn Cash68

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/work

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tigrwastaken

You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid Cash86 to dust off dinosaur fossils.

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/crime

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tigrwastaken

You trespassed onto private property and have been fined Cash86.

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/work

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halrirae

You bought and sold items and profited Cash54

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/work

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theguided3772

You are paid Cash77 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

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/work

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vivid_84277

You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn Cash92

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/slut

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vivid_84277

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you Cash372 on your way out of the locker room.

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/crime

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vivid_84277

You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to Cash476

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damn

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/work

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halrirae

You work as a director of sand bags and earn Cash87

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/rob vivid

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ultiwonder

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - vivid8066
2 - vivid_84277
3 - vividclarity
4 - unknownlimitz.
5 - s.e.v.n
6 - vividlmao0
7 - vivid5005
8 - vivid_noob
9 - vividshard957
10 - vividxi

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/rob vivid_84277

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xmark Cancelled command.

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ultiwonder

xmark You attempted to rob vivid_84277, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

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You ain't nothing but a broke boy boy boy boy

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/work

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ultiwonder

A drunk man pays you Cash50 to walk backwards.

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/slut

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ultiwonder

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with Cash119 and a real sore hangover.

outer zenith
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/work

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tis_crazy1408

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you Cash74

outer zenith
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/crime

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tis_crazy1408

You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a Cash205 fine!

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/work

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ultiwonder

You work as a pet food taster and earn Cash79.

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/slut

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ultiwonder

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect Cash372 in one night.

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ultiwonder

You were caught stealing copper wire from an abandoned building and have been fined Cash419.

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/crime

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dead_shot123241

You stole a street sign as a prank, but got caught and have been fined Cash266.

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/slut

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dead_shot123241

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash373.

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/work

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thebluesartist

You work as a professional apologiser and earn Cash67

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/slut

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thebluesartist

You sell naked photos of yourself online for Cash355.

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OHOH

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What

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/crime

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thebluesartist

You hack into a bank account and transfer Cash659 to your own account

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/work

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dead_shot123241

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn Cash99

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/crime

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dead_shot123241

You were caught stealing copper wire from an abandoned building and have been fined Cash445.

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/pay

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/pay fine

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/work

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dead_shot123241

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 16 seconds.

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/work

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halrirae

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn Cash58 for your participation.

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/work

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halrirae

You went to work and gained Cash80

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/work

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ultiwonder

You walk dogs for Cash65.

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/slut

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ultiwonder

You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and Cash97.

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/crime

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ultiwonder

You steal an apple from the market for Cash282

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/work

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miraak10

You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays Cash99 for your services.

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/slut

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miraak10

You take it up the ass for Cash387

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/crime

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miraak10

You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost Cash486

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godamnit

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/worj

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/work

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thebluesartist

You become a game developer and raised Cash54 for charity.

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/work

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miraak10

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you Cash88.

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/slut

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miraak10

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your Cash88.

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/crime

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miraak10

You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got Cash0 taken away from you!

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daaang

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/work

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thebluesartist

You work as a professional sleeper and earn Cash65

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/slut

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thebluesartist

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up Cash399

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/work

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mini_comet3

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you Cash79.

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/crime

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mini_comet3

Your hacker friend wires you Cash526. Good payroll today gamers.

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/slut

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mini_comet3

Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in Cash312

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/crime

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mini_comet3

After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined Cash574 but you really don't remember.

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/slut

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mini_comet3

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with Cash186 and a real sore hangover.

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/work

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mini_comet3

You work as a cross dresser model and earn Cash58

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/work

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idonttouchgrass0327

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make Cash51 off of donations.

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/robb mortientur

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/rob mortientur

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idonttouchgrass0327

xmark You were caught attempting to rob mortientur, and have been fined Cash274.

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/slut

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idonttouchgrass0327

You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay Cash326 for surgery.

novel pier
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
idonttouchgrass0327

You break into a toy store and steal all the teddy bears, selling them on the black market for Cash521

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays Cash78 for your services.

silver drum
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ella1308

You develop games for a living and earn Cash75.

silver drum
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
ella1308

You break into a jewellery store and steal a diamond, selling it to a pawn shop for Cash407

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid Cash81 for doing his job.

orchid lichen
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
arthurmorganfan_

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid Cash57.

orchid lichen
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
arthurmorganfan_

You steal all the candy from a candy store. After fighting the urge to eat it, you sell it for Cash416.

orchid lichen
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
arthurmorganfan_

Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined Cash134.

orchid lichen
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
arthurmorganfan_

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 36 seconds.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn Cash97

cobalt tartan
#

/dep 1000

stable sluice
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
peelydude

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of Cash262, and you go ahead with it.

stable sluice
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
peelydude

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for Cash60.

stable sluice
#

/dep all

silver drum
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ella1308

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn Cash81

silver drum
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
ella1308

You steal a celebrity's autograph book and sell it to a fan for Cash664.

silver drum
#

/crime

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
ella1308

Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined Cash108.

silver drum
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ella1308

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 19 seconds.

silver drum
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ella1308

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you Cash62.

silver drum
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
ella1308

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 42 minutes and 32 seconds.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You eat bananas for a living and get Cash52

pulsar moth
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
fluidanorth

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make Cash51 off of donations.

pulsar moth
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
fluidanorth

You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined Cash251 for messing with the wrong dolphin!

bitter jolt
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
bluetooth_tomato

You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined Cash77

bitter jolt
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
bluetooth_tomato

You work as a professional cuddler and earn Cash83

#
bluetooth_tomato

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 41 seconds.

hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
thebluesartist

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make Cash98 for your expertise in unicorn management.

hardy heron
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
thebluesartist

You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of Cash355

hardy heron
#

I won't even ask why....

#

UmbelievaBot always surprising me

hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
thebluesartist

You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make Cash61 for your unicorn whispering skills.

hardy heron
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
thebluesartist

You got caught digging up dead memes and got a Cash593 fine.

hardy heron
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
thebluesartist

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you Cash389 as a punishment because there's kids watching.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You clean off the animatronics and get paid Cash79

bold bobcat
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
coldpasta1001

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn Cash72

bold bobcat
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
coldpasta1001

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was Cash223 in a baggie next to you.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is Cash77

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You battled and gained Cash51.

stable sluice
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
peelydude

You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is Cash82

stable sluice
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
peelydude

You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to Cash178.

stable sluice
#

/balance

edgy jetty
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
commander.rex

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn Cash69

trail storm
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
tigrwastaken

You gave yourself Cash51 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

trail storm
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
tigrwastaken

You couldn't get it up and lost Cash62

static lagoon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain Cash87

static lagoon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you Cash282 to fuck the girls inside.

boreal lark
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
theguided3772

You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make Cash65 for your bravery and heroism.

left wigeon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
blitzinparis

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you Cash139 and maybe chlamydia.

left wigeon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
blitzinparis

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 48 seconds.

static lagoon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get Cash84

static lagoon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost Cash163, have fun

static lagoon
#

/bal

river epoch
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
diceguyorsmth

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of Cash81 anyway.

river epoch
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
diceguyorsmth

You were caught cheating on a test and have been fined Cash653.

river epoch
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
diceguyorsmth

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your Cash209.

static lagoon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn Cash82

static lagoon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost Cash116, have fun

static lagoon
#

/bal

fading geyser
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mvrxu1

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid Cash90.

fading geyser
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
mvrxu1

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn Cash398

fading geyser
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mvrxu1

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 minutes and 9 seconds.

fading geyser
#

/bal

static lagoon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped Cash53!

static lagoon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received Cash214 from the men.

hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
thebluesartist

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned Cash61

hardy heron
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
thebluesartist

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you Cash290 to stop because that's weird.

fading geyser
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mvrxu1

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid Cash61 for it.

fading geyser
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
mvrxu1

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 13 minutes and 27 seconds.

hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
thebluesartist

You found Cash95 on the floor.

hardy heron
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
thebluesartist

You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of Cash487

hardy heron
#

Ugh

hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
thebluesartist

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn Cash83

trail storm
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
tigrwastaken

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn Cash77

trail storm
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
tigrwastaken

You rummage through a dumpster illegally and find Cash310!

static lagoon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

You get a commission request, the payment is Cash96.

static lagoon
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

You hack into the government's economic system and manage to steal Cash477.

static lagoon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

You work at the strip club and earn Cash246.

hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
thebluesartist

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for Cash81.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned Cash80

ruby egret
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You work as a cross dresser model and earn Cash94

ruby egret
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined Cash631

ruby egret
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of Cash130, and you go ahead with it.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned Cash86.

boreal lark
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
theguided3772

You find Cash57 randomly lying in the gutter

boreal lark
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
theguided3772

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned Cash195

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a high school student with no life. Have Cash96 because we pity you.

cobalt tartan
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for Cash161... yikes

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for Cash73.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in Cash66

boreal lark
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
theguided3772

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning Cash81.

woeful obsidian
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
chris_is_specialedd

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for Cash95.

woeful obsidian
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
chris_is_specialedd

You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay Cash258 for violating the stay-at-home order.

woeful obsidian
#

/hang myself

tough nacelle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lunaticdoesdumstuff

You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid Cash83 and given a bottle of wine.

tough nacelle
#

/bal

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
devildiehl66

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn Cash81

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
devildiehl66

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect Cash201 in one night.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
devildiehl66

You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at Cash357.

ripe badger
#

/bal

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a fake bus passenger and earn Cash94 for filling up empty seats on the bus.

ruby egret
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You robbed Cash497 from a convenience store.

ruby egret
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you Cash272 and maybe chlamydia.

ruby egret
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mini_comet3

You work as a smarties expert and earn Cash89

static lagoon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays Cash96 for your services.

static lagoon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you Cash313 for your services.

static lagoon
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined Cash292

static lagoon
#

/dep all

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work as an eel ecologist and earn Cash52

trail storm
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
tigrwastaken

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn Cash87

woeful obsidian
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
chris_is_specialedd

You work as a parkour specialist and earn Cash65

woeful obsidian
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
chris_is_specialedd

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash306.

static lagoon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

You help clean up the local theater. You find Cash64 strewn about between the seats!

static lagoon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn Cash306

static lagoon
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

Your hacker friend wires you Cash670. Good payroll today gamers.

static lagoon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

stopwatch You cannot work for 4 minutes and 43 seconds.

static lagoon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn Cash65

static lagoon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated Cash175 to your Patreon!

static lagoon
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

You stole from the cookie jar and gave them to your friend for Cash537

trail storm
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
tigrwastaken

You did some social work for a good cause ! You received Cash79 for your contributions !

trail storm
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
tigrwastaken

You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole Cash553 from you!

trail storm
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
tigrwastaken

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained Cash234 for your hard work.

static lagoon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for Cash64.

static lagoon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 49 minutes and 12 seconds.

static lagoon
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 49 minutes and 13 seconds.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You clean off the tables and get paid Cash79

iron pendant
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
miraak10

You bake cupcakes and receive Cash92

iron pendant
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
miraak10

You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined Cash92 for disturbing the public peace.

iron pendant
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
miraak10

You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole Cash0 from you!

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You receive a check of Cash59 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
thebluesartist

You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn Cash99

hardy heron
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
thebluesartist

You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined Cash344

hardy heron
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
thebluesartist

Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back Cash412 to dodge death.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a help desk technician and earn Cash97

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You suggest something good and get rewarded Cash61

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got Cash97 I think...

boreal lark
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
theguided3772

You work as a cross dresser model and earn Cash67

glossy cove
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sadpooro

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make Cash88 for your expertise in unicorn management.

merry moon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
stnfloof

You work as a cross dresser model and earn Cash96

merry moon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
stnfloof

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.

wicked acorn
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
m4tt1008

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you Cash93

static lagoon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found Cash100

static lagoon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for Cash366... yikes

static lagoon
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

You sneak into a research facility and steal a vial of experimental serum, which you sell to a pharmaceutical company for Cash434.

static lagoon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

You work all day at the factory Cash75

static lagoon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn Cash188 and a sore ass.

static lagoon
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

You rob a McDonald's and take Cash400.

rotund sierra
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
elmeskd

You mug a hobo on the street and manage to get Cash394

static lagoon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of Cash95 😃

static lagoon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 23 seconds.

rotund sierra
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
elmeskd

You work as an egg and earn Cash100

rotund sierra
#

/skibidi

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
elmeskd

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn Cash218.

static lagoon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

You work as a streamer and gain Cash83 from donations

static lagoon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent Cash347 to your Patreon

static lagoon
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined Cash354!

static lagoon
#

Hell naw

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of Cash52

static lagoon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made Cash57 off your performance.

static lagoon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay Cash360 to get it out

static lagoon
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

You broke into a museum to steal a valuable artefact, but got caught and have been fined Cash367.

lyric ice
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
arthur13_ggmichal

You work as a professional wine taster and earn Cash59.

lyric ice
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
arthur13_ggmichal

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.

lyric ice
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
arthur13_ggmichal

You steal a valuable book from a library and sell it to a collector for Cash371

lyric ice
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
arthur13_ggmichal

An adult video site pays you Cash136 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

lyric ice
#

/kill

woeful obsidian
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
chris_is_specialedd

You have worked in the prison gardens for Cash60

woeful obsidian
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
chris_is_specialedd

You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole Cash377.

hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
thebluesartist

You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays Cash78 for your services.

hardy heron
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
thebluesartist

She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her Cash177.

hardy heron
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
thebluesartist

You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined Cash500!

hardy heron
#

/rob j.r3.kennedy

silent galeBOT
#
thebluesartist

xmark You attempted to rob j.r3.kennedy, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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halrirae

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with Cash88

static lagoon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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j.r3.kennedy

You work as a help desk technician and earn Cash88

static lagoon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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j.r3.kennedy

You work at the strip club and earn Cash213.

static lagoon
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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j.r3.kennedy

You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost Cash429

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You work as a Penguinologist and earn Cash72

cobalt tartan
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/work

silent galeBOT
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halrirae

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn Cash88

static lagoon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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j.r3.kennedy

You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make Cash96 for your dedication to dental hygiene.

static lagoon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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j.r3.kennedy

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you Cash249!

static lagoon
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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j.r3.kennedy

You were caught driving under the influence of alcohol and have been fined Cash490.

iron pendant
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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miraak10

You work as a high school student with no life. Have Cash84 because we pity you.

iron pendant
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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miraak10

Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra Cash84.

iron pendant
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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miraak10

You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined Cash0.

iron pendant
#

why

#

why me

static lagoon
#

☠️‼️

#

/work

silent galeBOT
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j.r3.kennedy

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned Cash88

static lagoon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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j.r3.kennedy

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 10 minutes and 26 seconds.

hardy heron
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/work

silent galeBOT
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thebluesartist

You work as the head of potatoes and earn Cash83

rotund sierra
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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elmeskd

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you Cash201

rotund sierra
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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elmeskd

You work as a bread scientist and earn Cash85

rotund sierra
#

/rob

silent galeBOT
#
elmeskd

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

rotund sierra
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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elmeskd

You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at Cash690.

rotund sierra
#

/escape

#

/rob

silent galeBOT
#
elmeskd

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

rotund sierra
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/rob slasherforge

silent galeBOT
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elmeskd

xmark You attempted to rob thebluesartist, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

rotund sierra
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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elmeskd

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 37 seconds.

rotund sierra
#

/crine

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/crim

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/crime

silent galeBOT
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elmeskd

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 34 seconds.

opal sandal
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/work

silent galeBOT
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jojo_jonnycage_92951

You sold fish sandwiches and earned Cash62 in profits

opal sandal
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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jojo_jonnycage_92951

You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for Cash316

opal sandal
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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jojo_jonnycage_92951

You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined Cash697

static lagoon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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j.r3.kennedy

You made a great pun! Take this Cash66.

static lagoon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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j.r3.kennedy

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned Cash341

static lagoon
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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j.r3.kennedy

You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for Cash324

static lagoon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn Cash98

static lagoon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 34 seconds.

static lagoon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

A sudden gust of wind blows Cash97 in your direction.

static lagoon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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j.r3.kennedy

You managed to get with a famous actress for Cash120

static lagoon
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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j.r3.kennedy

You steal a famous musician's guitar and sell it to a collector for Cash480.

static lagoon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

stopwatch You cannot work for 4 minutes and 42 seconds.

static lagoon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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j.r3.kennedy

You make a living selling weed for Cash74 a day

static lagoon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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j.r3.kennedy

You work as a head receiver and earn Cash56

static lagoon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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j.r3.kennedy

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up Cash219

static lagoon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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j.r3.kennedy

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn Cash74

static lagoon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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j.r3.kennedy

Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of Cash273!

static lagoon
#

/qork

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/work

silent galeBOT
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j.r3.kennedy

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn Cash99

frosty night
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/work

silent galeBOT
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zombiemonks.

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn Cash53 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

frosty night
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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zombiemonks.

You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed Cash53.

frosty night
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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zombiemonks.

You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost Cash0.

frosty night
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
zombiemonks.

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 48 seconds.

frosty night
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
zombiemonks.

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 37 seconds.

frosty night
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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zombiemonks.

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 50 seconds.

frosty night
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/work

silent galeBOT
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zombiemonks.

You work as the namer of clouds and earn Cash79

frosty night
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/work

silent galeBOT
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zombiemonks.

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 12 seconds.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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halrirae

You work as the head of potatoes and earn Cash66

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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halrirae

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid Cash99

frosty night
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
zombiemonks.

You eat bananas for a living and get Cash94

frosty night
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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zombiemonks.

You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a Cash173 fine.

frosty night
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
zombiemonks.

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with Cash0.

frosty night
#

/rob halrirae

silent galeBOT
#
zombiemonks.

check You robbed Cash688 from halrirae.

frosty night
#

/rob

silent galeBOT
#
zombiemonks.

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

frosty night
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
zombiemonks.

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn Cash318

frosty night
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
zombiemonks.

You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you Cash654.

frosty night
#

/rob elmeskd

silent galeBOT
#
zombiemonks.

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 minute and 56 seconds.

frosty night
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
zombiemonks.

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn Cash76

frosty night
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
zombiemonks.

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 6 seconds.

frosty night
#

/rob elmeskd

silent galeBOT
#
zombiemonks.

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 8 seconds.

frosty night
#

/rob elmeskd

silent galeBOT
#
zombiemonks.

xmark You've been fined Cash428 for trying to rob a poor person.

frosty night
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
zombiemonks.

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 37 seconds.

frosty night
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
zombiemonks.

You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn Cash73

frosty night
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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zombiemonks.

You assassinate a high priority target. Your client pays you Cash358.

frosty night
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
zombiemonks.

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D Cash389 : D

frosty night
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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zombiemonks.

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn Cash73

keen notch
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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winya_2010

You work at a lamp store and earn Cash56

static lagoon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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j.r3.kennedy

You milk a cow for Cash91

static lagoon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find Cash195 on the way back to your ship.

static lagoon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned Cash74. The students loved you!

static lagoon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

You shake what your momma gave you for Cash168.

rotund sierra
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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elmeskd

You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay Cash0 to get it out

rotund sierra
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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elmeskd

You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn Cash73

rotund sierra
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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elmeskd

You robbed your sister's cookie jar and managed to sell the cookies for Cash559

woeful obsidian
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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chris_is_specialedd

Cash76 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

woeful obsidian
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
chris_is_specialedd

While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was Cash372, this sort of thing can never be fixed.

woeful obsidian
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
chris_is_specialedd

You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined Cash506

tranquil burrow
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
roxas401

You work as an engineer and earn Cash73

tranquil burrow
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
roxas401

You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a Cash473 fine!

tranquil burrow
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
roxas401

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of Cash159, and you go ahead with it.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you Cash90.

jagged grove
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
valn3845

The police randomly stop you and fine you Cash200

jagged grove
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
valn3845

You made a great pun! Take this Cash81.

jagged grove
#

/work

rotund sierra
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
elmeskd

You work as a beefeater and earn Cash63

rotund sierra
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
elmeskd

You steal Cash374 from your baby sister's allowance money from her sparkly pink piggy bank.

rotund sierra
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
elmeskd

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of Cash248!

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn Cash91

iron pendant
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
miraak10

Cash52 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

iron pendant
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
miraak10

You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay Cash52 for surgery.

iron pendant
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
miraak10

You sneak into a zoo and steal a baby elephant, which you sell to a wealthy collector for Cash296.

iron pendant
#

oh thannk god

#

now time to gamble it all away

jovial pivot
#

quieres que me tire un factoymezua los cojones, si eres guiri eres payo des mal tengas mala raza.

neat valve
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
rayhills1234

You work as a bounty hunter and earn Cash83

neat valve
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
rayhills1234

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 minutes and 28 seconds.

neat valve
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
rayhills1234

You robbed a church and made Cash443.

neat valve
#

Poor church

neat valve
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
rayhills1234

You found Cash88 on the floor.

plucky tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
random_player1

You work as a snake milker and earn Cash73

plucky tartan
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
random_player1

You sneak into a hotel room and steal the minibar, selling the contents for Cash520

plucky tartan
#

/crime

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/work

silent galeBOT
#
random_player1

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.

plucky tartan
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
random_player1

You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined Cash396

hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
thebluesartist

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn Cash67

hardy heron
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
thebluesartist

You go down on that rich kid and earn Cash240

frosty night
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
zombiemonks.

You get a commission request, the payment is Cash78.

frosty night
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
zombiemonks.

You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a Cash433 fine.

frosty night
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
zombiemonks.

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw Cash168 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

frosty night
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
zombiemonks.

You sell your crab for Cash85, you monster

frosty night
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
zombiemonks.

You work as an engineer and earn Cash66

frosty night
#

/rob halrirae

silent galeBOT
#
zombiemonks.

check You robbed Cash87 from halrirae.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You help clean up the local theater. You find Cash98 strewn about between the seats!

frosty night
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
zombiemonks.

You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you Cash92.

hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
thebluesartist

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn Cash76

frosty night
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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zombiemonks.

Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you Cash675

hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
thebluesartist

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is Cash99!

frosty night
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
zombiemonks.

You work as a children's toy tester and earn Cash98

hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
thebluesartist

You work as a bounty hunter and earn Cash67

tough nacelle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lunaticdoesdumstuff

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn Cash81

umbral mango
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ultiwonder

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you Cash82.

umbral mango
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
ultiwonder

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives Cash125

umbral mango
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
ultiwonder

You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for Cash216

umbral mango
#

/rob zombiemonks

silent galeBOT
#
ultiwonder

xmark You were caught attempting to rob zombiemonks., and have been fined Cash0.

tough nacelle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lunaticdoesdumstuff

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain Cash68

tough nacelle
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
lunaticdoesdumstuff

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's Cash293

tough nacelle
#

money

frosty night
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
zombiemonks.

You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain Cash70! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed

hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
thebluesartist

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of Cash100

static lagoon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find Cash57 worth of scrap.

static lagoon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John Cash260

static lagoon
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

In the guise of darkness you break into a home to steal jewelry worth Cash438

static lagoon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
j.r3.kennedy

You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make Cash67.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make Cash64.

humble marlin
#

/bar

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
randomdude1.1

You have a successful YouTube channel and make Cash60 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

humble marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
randomdude1.1

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.

humble marlin
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
randomdude1.1

While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay Cash260.

humble marlin
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
randomdude1.1

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 44 seconds.

humble marlin
#

/bal

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
randomdude1.1

You worked as a sperm donor and earned Cash255

humble marlin
#

/rob

silent galeBOT
#
randomdude1.1

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

humble marlin
#

/rob @cobalt tartan

silent galeBOT
#
randomdude1.1

check You robbed Cash115 from halrirae.

bitter jolt
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
bluetooth_tomato

You bombed Antarctica and received Cash446

bright pagoda
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
cheesyp4706

You vandalised a public park and have been fined Cash200.

bright pagoda
#

Bru

#

/rob

silent galeBOT
#
cheesyp4706

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

bright pagoda
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
cheesyp4706

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 42 seconds.

hardy heron
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
thebluesartist

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn Cash57

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
devildiehl66

You were caught driving a car with expired license plates and have been fined Cash371.

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
devildiehl66

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as Cash145!

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
devildiehl66

You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make Cash60 for your dedication to laziness.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn Cash54.

cobalt tartan
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with Cash186.