#back-room
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/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
60.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 19 minutes and 59 seconds.
/rob mortientur
You robbed
484 from mortientur.
Hell yea
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
62 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
263.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 28 seconds.
/crime
You murdered your old CEO and found
468 in his jacket!
oh
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
72
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
94
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
334
WHAT
/crime
You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined
200
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 6 seconds.
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
237
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
90
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
56 anyway.
/crime
With a few others, you light up a Molotov and throw it at a shop. Somehow you find
476 on the way back.
An adult video site pays you
371 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/deposit
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
54.
/crime
You assassinate an actor for
380
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
235 in order to keep quiet about it.
/slut
You found an extra
115 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
87 in your direction.
/crime
A sudden gust of wind blows away
463
/crime
You steal a birds egg and sell it on the black market for
475
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
70
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
251 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
/money
/crime
You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined
387
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
381.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
61
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
67
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
79
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
83.
/crime
You rob another server for
280
/crime
Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay
599 back as restitution.
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
95
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
96. Congrats!
/crime
You tried to cheat at a casino and have been fined
296.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 30 seconds.
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
241
/work
You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid
64 for sorting jelly beans by color.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 33 seconds.
You were caught attempting to rob mortientur, and have been fined
250.
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - b3nkaii
2 - bankir7471
3 - dunce_goon
4 - banks9759
5 - that_2018noob
6 - banks52
7 - banksgman
8 - banksiae
9 - comicbook7xv
10 - bankroll_00
/rob b3nkaii
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
59
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 42 minutes and 49 seconds.
You sell bananas for
93
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
65
/slut
You get paid
250 for crossdressing
/rob mortientur
You were caught attempting to rob mortientur, and have been fined
385.
/crime
The Russian government pays you
563 after you successfully blow up an arms depot.
Yeeeah boy
You work as a professional bed tester and earn
94.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 58 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 25 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 33 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
96.
/crime
You were going to commit a crime but changed your mind and got a job instead. You made
377 before your boss realised you were a criminal and fired you.
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
226 fine!
You cannot commit a crime for 5 minutes and 51 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 8 minutes and 21 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 2 minutes and 39 seconds.
/crime
On the way to work you decided to rob a store and successfully got
696.
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing
0 to resolve your burnt skin.
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
73
/work
You slept in a bed and found
67 under your pillow when you woke up
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
227
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
97.
/work
You work as a caterpillar walker and earn
71 for walking caterpillars on leaves.
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
104
/crime
You tried to cheat at a casino and have been fined
180.
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
61
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You battled and gained
87.
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
87 for child support before disownment.
You robbed
406 from a convenience store.
/rob @umbral mango
You were caught attempting to rob ultiwonder, and have been fined
406.
No!
Ha,cunt
Stupid idiot
Poop face
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.
/rob @umbral mango
You were caught attempting to rob ultiwonder, and have been fined
200.
You were caught eating spaghetti without meatballs, and have been given a
0 fine!
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
79.
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
79.
I am unrobbable
Howwww
How tf
I'm poor
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
64
/rob mortientur
You robbed
97 from mortientur.
You pose as a doctor and perform unnecessary surgeries, making
518 before being caught
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
341 for the good time.
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
64
/give @umbral mango all
You found
50 on the floor.
/work
/crime
You attempted to rob the local bank and got caught by the police. You are fined
95
/work
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn
81 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
120 for the night.
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
91 for your hard work
/work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make
73 for your lack of effort.
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
67
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
311 on the way back to your ship.
/crime
You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is
278.
/work
You cannot work for 50 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 51 minutes and 14 seconds.
/bal
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
68
/work
You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid
86 to dust off dinosaur fossils.
/crime
You trespassed onto private property and have been fined
86.
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
54
/work
You are paid
77 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
92
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
372 on your way out of the locker room.
/crime
You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to
476
damn
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
87
/rob vivid
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - vivid8066
2 - vivid_84277
3 - vividclarity
4 - unknownlimitz.
5 - s.e.v.n
6 - vividlmao0
7 - vivid5005
8 - vivid_noob
9 - vividshard957
10 - vividxi
/rob vivid_84277
Cancelled command.
You attempted to rob vivid_84277, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
A drunk man pays you
50 to walk backwards.
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
119 and a real sore hangover.
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
74
/crime
You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a
205 fine!
/work
You work as a pet food taster and earn
79.
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
372 in one night.
/crime
You were caught stealing copper wire from an abandoned building and have been fined
419.
/crime
You stole a street sign as a prank, but got caught and have been fined
266.
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
373.
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
67
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
355.
You hack into a bank account and transfer
659 to your own account
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
99
/crime
You were caught stealing copper wire from an abandoned building and have been fined
445.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 16 seconds.
/work
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn
58 for your participation.
/work
You went to work and gained
80
/work
You walk dogs for
65.
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
97.
/crime
You steal an apple from the market for
282
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
99 for your services.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
387
/crime
You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost
486
godamnit
You become a game developer and raised
54 for charity.
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
88.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
88.
/crime
You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got
0 taken away from you!
daaang
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
65
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
399
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
79.
/crime
Your hacker friend wires you
526. Good payroll today gamers.
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
312
/crime
After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined
574 but you really don't remember.
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
186 and a real sore hangover.
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
58
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
51 off of donations.
You were caught attempting to rob mortientur, and have been fined
274.
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
326 for surgery.
/crime
You break into a toy store and steal all the teddy bears, selling them on the black market for
521
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
78 for your services.
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
75.
/crime
You break into a jewellery store and steal a diamond, selling it to a pawn shop for
407
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
81 for doing his job.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
57.
/crime
You steal all the candy from a candy store. After fighting the urge to eat it, you sell it for
416.
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
134.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
97
/dep 1000
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
262, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
60.
/dep all
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
81
/crime
You steal a celebrity's autograph book and sell it to a fan for
664.
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
108.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 19 seconds.
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
62.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 42 minutes and 32 seconds.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
52
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
51 off of donations.
/crime
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined
251 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
/crime
You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined
77
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
83
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 41 seconds.
/work
You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make
98 for your expertise in unicorn management.
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
355
/work
You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make
61 for your unicorn whispering skills.
/crime
You got caught digging up dead memes and got a
593 fine.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
389 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
79
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
72
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
223 in a baggie next to you.
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
77
/work
You battled and gained
51.
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
82
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
178.
/balance
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
69
/work
You gave yourself
51 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
62
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
87
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
282 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make
65 for your bravery and heroism.
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
139 and maybe chlamydia.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
84
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
163, have fun
/bal
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
81 anyway.
/crime
You were caught cheating on a test and have been fined
653.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
209.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
82
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
116, have fun
/bal
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
90.
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
398
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 9 seconds.
/bal
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
53!
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
214 from the men.
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
61
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
290 to stop because that's weird.
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
61 for it.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 13 minutes and 27 seconds.
/work
You found
95 on the floor.
/crime
You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of
487
Ugh
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
83
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
77
/crime
You rummage through a dumpster illegally and find
310!
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
96.
/crime
You hack into the government's economic system and manage to steal
477.
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
246.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
81.
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
80
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
94
/crime
An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined
631
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
130, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
86.
/work
You find
57 randomly lying in the gutter
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
195
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
96 because we pity you.
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
161... yikes
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
73.
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
66
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
81.
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
95.
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
258 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/hang myself
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
83 and given a bottle of wine.
/bal
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
81
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
201 in one night.
/crime
You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at
357.
/bal
/work
You work as a fake bus passenger and earn
94 for filling up empty seats on the bus.
/crime
You robbed
497 from a convenience store.
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
272 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
89
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
96 for your services.
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
313 for your services.
/crime
Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined
292
/dep all
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
52
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
87
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
65
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
306.
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
64 strewn about between the seats!
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
306
/crime
Your hacker friend wires you
670. Good payroll today gamers.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
65
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
175 to your Patreon!
/crime
You stole from the cookie jar and gave them to your friend for
537
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
79 for your contributions !
/crime
You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole
553 from you!
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
234 for your hard work.
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
64.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 49 minutes and 12 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 49 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
79
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
92
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
92 for disturbing the public peace.
/crime
You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole
0 from you!
/work
You receive a check of
59 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
99
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
344
/crime
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
412 to dodge death.
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
97
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
61
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
97 I think...
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
67
/work
You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make
88 for your expertise in unicorn management.
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
96
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
93
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
100
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
366... yikes
/crime
You sneak into a research facility and steal a vial of experimental serum, which you sell to a pharmaceutical company for
434.
/work
You work all day at the factory
75
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
188 and a sore ass.
/crime
You rob a McDonald's and take
400.
/crime
You mug a hobo on the street and manage to get
394
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
95 😃
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 23 seconds.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
100
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
218.
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
83 from donations
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
347 to your Patreon
/crime
You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined
354!
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
52
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
57 off your performance.
/slut
You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay
360 to get it out
/crime
You broke into a museum to steal a valuable artefact, but got caught and have been fined
367.
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
59.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.
/crime
You steal a valuable book from a library and sell it to a collector for
371
/slut
An adult video site pays you
136 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/kill
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
60
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
377.
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
78 for your services.
/slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
177.
/crime
You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined
500!
/rob j.r3.kennedy
You attempted to rob j.r3.kennedy, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
88
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
88
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
213.
/crime
You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost
429
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
72
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
88
/work
You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make
96 for your dedication to dental hygiene.
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
249!
/crime
You were caught driving under the influence of alcohol and have been fined
490.
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
84 because we pity you.
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
84.
/crime
You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined
0.
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
88
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 10 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
83
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
201
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
85
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at
690.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob slasherforge
You attempted to rob thebluesartist, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 37 seconds.
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 34 seconds.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
62 in profits
/slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
316
/crime
You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined
697
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
66.
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
341
/crime
You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for
324
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
98
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 34 seconds.
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
97 in your direction.
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
120
/crime
You steal a famous musician's guitar and sell it to a collector for
480.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You make a living selling weed for
74 a day
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
56
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
219
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
74
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
273!
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
99
/work
You work as a caterpillar walker and earn
53 for walking caterpillars on leaves.
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
53.
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
0.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 48 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 37 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
79
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 12 seconds.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
66
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
99
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
94
/crime
You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a
173 fine.
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
0.
/rob halrirae
You robbed
688 from halrirae.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
318
/crime
You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you
654.
/rob elmeskd
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 minute and 56 seconds.
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
76
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 6 seconds.
/rob elmeskd
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 8 seconds.
/rob elmeskd
You've been fined
428 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
73
/crime
You assassinate a high priority target. Your client pays you
358.
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
389 : D
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
73
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
56
/work
You milk a cow for
91
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
195 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
74. The students loved you!
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
168.
/slut
You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay
0 to get it out
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
73
You robbed your sister's cookie jar and managed to sell the cookies for
559
/work
76 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
372, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/crime
You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined
506
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
73
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a
473 fine!
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
159, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
90.
/crime
The police randomly stop you and fine you
200
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
81.
/work
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
63
/crime
You steal
374 from your baby sister's allowance money from her sparkly pink piggy bank.
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
248!
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
91
/work
52 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
52 for surgery.
/crime
You sneak into a zoo and steal a baby elephant, which you sell to a wealthy collector for
296.
quieres que me tire un factoymezua los cojones, si eres guiri eres payo des mal tengas mala raza.
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
83
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 28 seconds.
/crime
You robbed a church and made
443.
Poor church
/work
You found
88 on the floor.
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
73
/crime
You sneak into a hotel room and steal the minibar, selling the contents for
520
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
396
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
67
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
240
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
78.
/crime
You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a
433 fine.
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
168 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/work
You sell your crab for
85, you monster
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
66
/rob halrirae
You robbed
87 from halrirae.
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
98 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
92.
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
76
/crime
Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you
675
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
99!
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
98
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
67
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
81
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
82.
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
125
/crime
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for
216
/rob zombiemonks
You were caught attempting to rob zombiemonks., and have been fined
0.
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
68
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
293
money
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
70! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
100
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
57 worth of scrap.
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
260
/crime
In the guise of darkness you break into a home to steal jewelry worth
438
/work
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make
67.
/work
You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make
64.
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
60 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/crime
While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay
260.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 44 seconds.
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
255
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @cobalt tartan
You robbed
115 from halrirae.
/crime
You bombed Antarctica and received
446
/crime
You vandalised a public park and have been fined
200.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
57
/crime
You were caught driving a car with expired license plates and have been fined
371.
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
145!
/work
You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make
60 for your dedication to laziness.
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
54.
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
186.
