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You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
96.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
65.
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
121!
/crime
You were caught dumping trash illegally and have been fined
204.
/work
Just take the
95 and go...
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
53!
/crime
You steal a celebrity's autograph book and sell it to a fan for
393.
/slut
You get
108 through donations on your cam stream.
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
59 off your new game.
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
50
/work
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make
69.
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
190 to clean the stains.
You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of
471!
:(
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
53.
/crime
You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined
339 for offending the soccer mom.
/slut
Your friend pays you
392 for you to worship her feet
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local cafรฉ. She gives you
269 after.
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
78
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
297.
/crime
You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined
592
/crime
You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined
504
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
288 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
96.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
98
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
251 to restock.
/crime
You stole a street sign as a prank, but got caught and have been fined
0.
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
64.
/crime
You rob an orphanage for
388
/slut
You earned
235 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a
689 fine!
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
303 for your hard work.
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
92.
Ban Lilith
/work
You worked and gained
62
/slut
You rake in
168, but your butthole will never be the same...
/crime
You were caught in the act, and fined
606
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
89
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
60
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
379
/crime
You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you
503 in payment for a cleaner.
You sell bananas for
57
/crime
You killed a man and liked it, you got
256
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
83 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 22 seconds.
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
249.
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really donโt lie. You earn
87.
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
87
/crime
You crack open a safe and shovel
272 into your pockets. These old people never learn.
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
130!
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
53
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
58
/work
Just take the
72 and go...
/slut
You get
372 through donations on your cam stream.
/crime
The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate
337
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
81
/crime
Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined
283
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
89
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 41 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
67
/crime
While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost
293.
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
351
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
69
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
85 in your direction.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
98
/crime
You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste
257 on getting high.
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
236 in one night.
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
98 for a good job.
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
164, and you go ahead with it.
/crime
You robbed a grocery store and got
350
/work
You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make
94 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.
/work
You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make
75 for your unicorn whispering skills.
/crime
You dabbed.
18 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you
/work
You work all day at the factory
57
/crime
You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole
378 from you!
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
101 from the men.
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
83.
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
97
/crime
You steal a statue from a public park and sell it to a collector for
509
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
134.
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
200.
Damn
rude
/work
You work as a fake bus passenger and earn
52 for filling up empty seats on the bus.
/crime
You held a bus hostage and got paid
651
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
88
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
65
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
65.
/crime
You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined
0.
mother
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
53 for your efforts!
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
96 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
87 from your peers.
/crime
You were caught vandalising and were fined
575
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
395
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! Youโve earned
72!
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
271
/crime
You steal all the candy from a candy store. After fighting the urge to eat it, you sell it for
684.
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
96
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 39 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You serve the customers and receive
51
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
387.
/crime
You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost
438
godamnit
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
68
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/slut
You get paid
337 for crossdressing
/crime
Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay
346 in legal fees trying to clear your name
damn
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
82.
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
67. Good job!
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
357 on the way back to your ship.
/crime
You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined
320 for offending the soccer mom.
goddamnit
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
56 for it.
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
227 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/crime
You robbed your sister's cookie jar and managed to sell the cookies for
475
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 18 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 42 seconds.
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
232
/crime
You kidnap a citizen and take them hostage for
525
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
100
/work
You hastily wipe down the cafรฉ counters. Your boss pays you
93.
/slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
93.
/crime
You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose
0 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
224 from you as compensation.
/crime
You tried to sneak into a concert without a ticket and got caught. You have been fined
245.
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
89.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
98.
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
186.
/crime
You successfully take furniture from the furniture store and sell it online for
437!
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
54
/crime
Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined
557.
/slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined
377
/crime
You steal a hobo's money jar for
377
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
212 from the men.
/work
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win
79.
time to gamble
I cant gamble for shit lmao
/crime
You were caught trespassing onto a construction site and have been fined
662.
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
217 for child support before disownment.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
95 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
77 off your new game.
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
91
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
227.
You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost
651
Annnd I lost it all
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
77
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
299
/crime
You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost
454
This is like Morty telling me to shut up before i say anything
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
91 for all your items.
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
65
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
350
/crime
You pour rain water into bottles, claiming that it's Holy water, and sell them for
627
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 36 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make
74 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 36 minutes and 3 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 28 seconds.
You cannot work for 1 minute and 16 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 27 seconds.
You work as an egg and earn
87
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
95
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
90
/crime
After mugging a drunk policeman, the cops chase you, ram your car, and leave you for dead - when paramedics arrive, they charge you a whopping
317 because they don't get paid enough
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
84 from ad revenue.
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
252 to fuck the girls inside.
/rob ultiwonder
You were caught attempting to rob ultiwonder, and have been fined
664.
fuckl
You attempted to rob r3t_399, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
95 was earned.
/crime
You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them
185 in damages.
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
324
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
91 for the hard work
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
327
/crime
You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole
428 from you!
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob ultiwonder
You attempted to rob ultiwonder, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob dragonvr_
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 55 minutes and 3 seconds.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
64
/crime
You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed
123 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
237 to your Patreon!
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
50 as in return!
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
239 at you.
/crime
You were caught stealing copper wire from an abandoned building and have been fined
489.
/rob ultiwonder
You cannot rob yourself!
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
310 went down your toilet
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
57.
/crime
You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined
646
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
61
You assassinate an actor for
411
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 11 seconds.
/rob MXGRAL
You've been fined
427 for trying to rob a poor person.
Your pimp gives you an extra
351
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
87
/crime
You raided the enemy tribe and got
463
/crime
You break into a firework factory and steals all the firecrackers and sell them for
410
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
240 in one night.
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
78
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
51.
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
176.
/crime
You got caught raiding and got fined
227
/rob nikoln201
You attempted to rob nikoln201, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
80!
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
80
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
245 from the client
/crime
You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined
325
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
68.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
51.
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
57
/crime
You steal a valuable book from a library and sell it to a collector for
500
/rob random
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8 - randomdude1847
9 - randomguy0577
10 - society_jesus
/rob Society_jesus
Cancelled command.
You attempted to rob society_jesus, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
69, albeit reluctantly.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 40 minutes and 34 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 40 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
84
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
364.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
87
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
83
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
0.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
88
/crime
Don't tell anybody what you just did. Here is
647.
/work
You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make
74 for your unicorn whispering skills.
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
97
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
77
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/crime
You steal an orange and pawn it for
533.
/crime
You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for
350.
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
0
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
51
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
96!
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
278
/crime
You hack into the government's economic system and manage to steal
524.
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
90
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
77
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
77
/crime
You pickpocket someone successfully and steal the money out of their wallet, there was
526 in it
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
67
/work
You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make
72 for spreading joy and happiness.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
141.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 54 seconds.
/crime
You mug someone in a video game for all that they have, too bad it wasn't anything but some worthless bottle caps, netting you
679
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
70
/crime
You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost
466
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
254.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
67
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
174 in order to keep quiet about it.
bro..
/work
You went to work and gained
78
/crime
Local crime lords remember you still owe a debt to them. You are robbed at gunpoint and lose
51.
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
199 inside it
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
72
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
92
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
322 for disturbing the public peace.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 32 seconds.
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
346
LOL
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
68
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
165 to clean the stains.
/crime
You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of
450.
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
85 out of pity.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
85.
You steal a ps4 and pawn it for
320
/rob random
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9 - randomguy0577
10 - aceman8797
/rob crimson_sparrow
Cancelled command.
You attempted to rob crimson_sparrow, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
:/
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
90
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
303
You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined
562
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 20 seconds.
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
92 worth of scrap.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 46 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
88
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 2 seconds.
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
59 from selling drinks
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
63
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
68
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
280 in return!
wtf
/work
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make
53.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 39 minutes and 16 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 27 minutes and 8 seconds.
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
50
/crime
You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined
425!
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
77 for your team winning!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 45 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 48 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
83!
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
384 for surgery.
You cannot commit a crime for 27 minutes and 58 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 55 seconds.
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
75
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 44 minutes and 19 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 12 minutes and 30 seconds.
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
91
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
72
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
54
/rob random
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8 - randomdude1847
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10 - aceman8797
/rob reddior.
Cancelled command.
You attempted to rob reddior., but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
You earned
396 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
Bro
/work
You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make
67 for your therapeutic skills.
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
198.
Bro
bro wtf
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
94
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
326
Bro
You attempted to rob reddior., but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined
295
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
60
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
136.
/work
93 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/crime
During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate
505 from you.
Dang๐ญ
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
69. The students loved you!
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
65.
/crime
Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay
265 back as restitution.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 16 seconds.
/slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
0
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 50 seconds.
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 21 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
91
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 15 seconds.
You cannot work for 1 minute and 22 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 12 seconds.
You cannot work for 1 minute and 1 second.
/work
You cannot work for 55 seconds.
You cannot work for 18 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 12 seconds.
You cannot work for 3 seconds.
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
60 for your hard work
NO
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
63
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
67 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
96
/crime
You steal a painting of a mustached man and sell it for
601.
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
51
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
62!
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
97
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
110.
/crime
You pickpocket someone successfully and steal the money out of their wallet, there was
454 in it
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
91
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
67
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
81 off your performance.
/work
You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn
55.
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
109
Bro why am I gay in discord
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
86
/work
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn
74 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
/slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
312.
/work
You walk dogs for
73.
/work
You receive a check of
98 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
199 to fix your leg
/crime
Local crime lords remember you still owe a debt to them. You are robbed at gunpoint and lose
348.
fuck
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
84
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
53
/work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
98 for your time and effort.
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
323
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
88
/crime
You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back
271.
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
0 for child support before disownment.
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
63
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
79
/crime
You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined
102
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 46 seconds.
/slut
An adult video site pays you
180 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
75 because we pity you.
/crime
You were caught littering and have been fined
683.
/slut
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
67.
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
75
/slut
You earned
387 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
nice
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
89.
/slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
336 to get it repaired.
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
67! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/crime
You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined
67
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
324... yikes
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
50
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
118
/crime
You tried to smuggle illegal cheese across the border and got caught. You have been fined
210.
illegal cheese?
/work
You find
65 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
/work
You work as a pet food taster and earn
72.
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
88 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
71
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
89
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
98 for public indecency.
/crime
You entered the Royal Palace and stole a precious diamond. You then sold it for
273
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
76
/crime
You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined
63.
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
357
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
50
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
65
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
302 fine!
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
89
/work
You work as a caterpillar walker and earn
88 for walking caterpillars on leaves.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/crime
You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of
347
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
66
/work
You milk a cow for
94
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
217

/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
89
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
58
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
318.
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
57 I think...
/crime
You steal a police officer's uniform and use it to rob a bank, making off with
654.
!!!
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
97
/crime
You steal an apple from the market for
603
YOOO
/crime
You pose as a plumber and rob a wealthy couple's home while they're on vacation, getting away with
493 worth of valuables.
/work
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win
84.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
79. Good job.
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
345
/work
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make
84.
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
276.
What me? No, I didn't commit a crime. Crime-who? Crime-what? Acquire
600 for something that definitely wasn't illegal
/crime
You lied on your tax return and have been fined
539.
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
393 on the way back to your ship.
What
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
53
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
89
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
68
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
223 in total.
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
97
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
303 to fuck the girls inside.
/crime
You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined
670
Motherfucker
/work
You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make
81 for your skills in temporal navigation.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 45 seconds.
/crime
You were caught illegally fishing and have been fined
287.
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
64
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
56 for helping them out.
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
72 fine!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 56 minutes and 54 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 39 minutes and 41 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 58 seconds.
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
57
/crime
You steal a painting of a mustached man and sell it for
314.
/slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
133
/work
You find
71 randomly lying in the gutter
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 33 minutes and 17 seconds.
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
69.
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
372 in one night.
/crime
You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose
437 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.
/work
You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make
96 for your therapeutic skills.
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
100
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
71
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
74.
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
94
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
76
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
99
/crime
You murder the nice lady next door and sell her dead corpse for
432
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
60
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 34 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
86
/crime
You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined
506.
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
90
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
94.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
89
/slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined
111
/crime
You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined
555.
/work
You work as a model and earn
52
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
265
/crime
You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined
327 .
/work
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make
75.
/crime
You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined
507
/slut
An adult video site pays you
131 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".