#back-room | Red Dead Redemption 2 | Page 146

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 12:33 PM

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ultiwonder

Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you Cash 235

feral lava Dec 22, 2024, 1:07 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 1:07 PM

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max21589

You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay Cash 294 to get it out

feral lava Dec 22, 2024, 1:07 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 1:07 PM

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max21589

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feral lava Dec 22, 2024, 1:07 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 1:07 PM

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max21589

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real ruin Dec 22, 2024, 1:41 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 1:41 PM

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lawrence_the_aviator

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real ruin Dec 22, 2024, 1:41 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 1:41 PM

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lawrence_the_aviator

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with Cash 254 and a real sore hangover.

real ruin Dec 22, 2024, 1:41 PM

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🤑

feral lava Dec 22, 2024, 2:26 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 2:26 PM

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max21589

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feral lava Dec 22, 2024, 2:26 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 2:26 PM

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max21589

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feral lava Dec 22, 2024, 2:26 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 2:26 PM

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max21589

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opal sandal Dec 22, 2024, 2:36 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 2:36 PM

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jojo_jonnycage_92951

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opal sandal Dec 22, 2024, 2:36 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 2:36 PM

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jojo_jonnycage_92951

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opal sandal Dec 22, 2024, 2:36 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 2:36 PM

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jojo_jonnycage_92951

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feral lava Dec 22, 2024, 2:59 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 2:59 PM

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max21589

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opal sandal Dec 22, 2024, 3:12 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 3:12 PM

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jojo_jonnycage_92951

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opal sandal Dec 22, 2024, 3:12 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 3:12 PM

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jojo_jonnycage_92951

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 57 seconds.

kind canopy Dec 22, 2024, 3:27 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 3:27 PM

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kikigaming4you

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kind canopy Dec 22, 2024, 3:27 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 3:27 PM

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kikigaming4you

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kind canopy Dec 22, 2024, 3:27 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 3:27 PM

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kikigaming4you

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lethal laurel Dec 22, 2024, 3:34 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 3:34 PM

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red24hr_34869

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lethal laurel Dec 22, 2024, 3:34 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 3:34 PM

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red24hr_34869

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dusky ocean Dec 22, 2024, 4:27 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 4:27 PM

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mialcv

You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding Cash 74. Congrats!

dusky ocean Dec 22, 2024, 4:27 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 4:27 PM

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mialcv

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dusky ocean Dec 22, 2024, 4:27 PM

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…

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 4:27 PM

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mialcv

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dusky ocean Dec 22, 2024, 4:27 PM

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YAY!

pseudo bear Dec 22, 2024, 4:37 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 4:37 PM

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ewinchester

You got caught trying to steal iPhone X and pay a fine of Cash 261

pseudo bear Dec 22, 2024, 4:37 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 4:37 PM

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ewinchester

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pseudo bear Dec 22, 2024, 4:37 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 4:37 PM

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ewinchester

You got out of bed. Have Cash 61

feral lava Dec 22, 2024, 5:10 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 5:10 PM

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max21589

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feral lava Dec 22, 2024, 5:10 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 5:10 PM

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max21589

You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole Cash 523 from you!

feral lava Dec 22, 2024, 5:10 PM

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Oh my god

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 5:11 PM

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max21589

You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn Cash 75.

narrow drift Dec 22, 2024, 5:29 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 5:29 PM

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r3t_399

You get a commission request, the payment is Cash 90.

narrow drift Dec 22, 2024, 5:29 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 5:29 PM

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r3t_399

You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was Cash 220.

narrow drift Dec 22, 2024, 5:29 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 5:29 PM

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r3t_399

You tried to sneak into a concert without a ticket and got caught. You have been fined Cash 571.

narrow drift Dec 22, 2024, 5:30 PM

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/rob max21589

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 5:30 PM

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r3t_399

xmark You attempted to rob max21589, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

hasty plover Dec 22, 2024, 5:48 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 5:48 PM

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lets.start.mischeif

You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you Cash 255 to clean the stains.

hasty plover Dec 22, 2024, 5:48 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 5:48 PM

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lets.start.mischeif

You work as a wine taster and earn Cash 54

ripe badger Dec 22, 2024, 8:26 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 8:26 PM

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goober_13432

You become a game developer and raised Cash 81 for charity.

ripe badger Dec 22, 2024, 8:26 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 8:26 PM

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goober_13432

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn Cash 146

proud knot Dec 22, 2024, 8:56 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 8:56 PM

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possum.soup

You work at the dump all day. Then you found Cash 74 from a thrown out wallet.

proud knot Dec 22, 2024, 8:56 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 8:56 PM

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possum.soup

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you Cash 113 in return!

proud knot Dec 22, 2024, 8:57 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 8:57 PM

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possum.soup

The Russian government pays you Cash 421 after you successfully blow up an arms depot.

opal sandal Dec 22, 2024, 9:11 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 9:11 PM

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jojo_jonnycage_92951

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn Cash 55

opal sandal Dec 22, 2024, 9:11 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 9:11 PM

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jojo_jonnycage_92951

You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and Cash 163.

opal sandal Dec 22, 2024, 9:11 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 9:11 PM

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jojo_jonnycage_92951

You did a crime and got Cash 668 from it :/

feral lava Dec 22, 2024, 9:24 PM

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narrow drift /rob max21589

I’m in debt 😭

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 9:24 PM

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max21589

You post nudes on the internet for Cash 145

feral lava Dec 22, 2024, 9:24 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 9:24 PM

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max21589

You hack into the government's economic system and manage to steal Cash 356.

feral lava Dec 22, 2024, 9:24 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 9:24 PM

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max21589

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kind canopy Dec 22, 2024, 9:35 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 9:35 PM

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kikigaming4you

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned Cash 80

kind canopy Dec 22, 2024, 9:35 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 9:35 PM

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kikigaming4you

You set fire to Starbucks and steal all the coffee worth Cash 609

kind canopy Dec 22, 2024, 9:35 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 9:35 PM

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kikigaming4you

Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John Cash 371

hasty plover Dec 22, 2024, 9:45 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 9:45 PM

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lets.start.mischeif

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined Cash 184

hasty plover Dec 22, 2024, 9:45 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 9:45 PM

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lets.start.mischeif

You found Cash 82 on the floor.

lethal laurel Dec 22, 2024, 9:54 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 9:54 PM

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red24hr_34869

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned Cash 98!

lethal laurel Dec 22, 2024, 9:55 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 9:55 PM

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red24hr_34869

You broke into a museum to steal a valuable artefact, but got caught and have been fined Cash 310.

lethal laurel Dec 22, 2024, 9:56 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 9:56 PM

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red24hr_34869

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you Cash 273 for the night.

feral lava Dec 22, 2024, 11:00 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 11:00 PM

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max21589

You fucked up, and have been fined Cash 367

feral lava Dec 22, 2024, 11:00 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 11:00 PM

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max21589

You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a Cash 416 fine.

feral lava Dec 22, 2024, 11:00 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 22, 2024, 11:00 PM

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max21589

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make Cash 58 from ad revenue.

feral lava Dec 22, 2024, 11:00 PM

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Oh my god

dusky ocean Dec 23, 2024, 12:11 AM

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feral lava Oh my god

😭😭

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 12:11 AM

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mialcv

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn Cash 50

proud knot Dec 23, 2024, 12:11 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 12:11 AM

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possum.soup

You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn Cash 62 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.

proud knot Dec 23, 2024, 12:11 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 12:11 AM

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possum.soup

Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra Cash 201.

proud knot Dec 23, 2024, 12:12 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 12:12 AM

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possum.soup

You were caught vaping in the bathroom and have been given a Cash 352 fine.

proud knot Dec 23, 2024, 12:12 AM

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Friggin hell

near cloud Dec 23, 2024, 3:05 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 3:05 AM

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69mustangmach1

You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid Cash 68 to dust off dinosaur fossils.

near cloud Dec 23, 2024, 3:05 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 3:05 AM

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69mustangmach1

You rob a wild bank and manage to steal Cash 412

near cloud Dec 23, 2024, 3:05 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 3:05 AM

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69mustangmach1

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.

near cloud Dec 23, 2024, 3:06 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 3:06 AM

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69mustangmach1

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 34 seconds.

iron pendant Dec 23, 2024, 5:04 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 5:04 AM

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miraak10

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make Cash 51 for your expertise in unicorn management.

iron pendant Dec 23, 2024, 5:04 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 5:04 AM

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miraak10

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw Cash 241 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

iron pendant Dec 23, 2024, 5:04 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 5:04 AM

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miraak10

You find a trading vulnerability in a game and duplicate inventory for which you sell and earn Cash 404

golden sparrow Dec 23, 2024, 5:39 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 5:39 AM

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ihatehorion

You work as an onion chopper and get paid Cash 70 for chopping onions in a restaurant.

golden sparrow Dec 23, 2024, 5:39 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 5:39 AM

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ihatehorion

You find some farming tools and steal a few when people aren't looking and sell them to a farmer for Cash 268

golden sparrow Dec 23, 2024, 5:39 AM

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/rob

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 5:39 AM

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ihatehorion

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

golden sparrow Dec 23, 2024, 5:39 AM

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/rob @iron pendant

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 5:39 AM

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ihatehorion

xmark You've been fined Cash 317 for trying to rob a poor person.

golden sparrow Dec 23, 2024, 5:39 AM

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/balance

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/roulette all

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/bj

cobalt tartan Dec 23, 2024, 6:10 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 6:10 AM

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halrirae

You take your dog for a walk and gain Cash 82

narrow drift Dec 23, 2024, 6:11 AM

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/WORK

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 6:11 AM

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r3t_399

You work as a human statue and earn Cash 65

narrow drift Dec 23, 2024, 6:11 AM

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/SLUT

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 6:11 AM

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r3t_399

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid Cash 393

narrow drift Dec 23, 2024, 6:11 AM

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/CRIME

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 6:11 AM

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r3t_399

You decided to embrace your inner dark side, and promptly massacre an entire nation, netting you Cash 272

iron pendant Dec 23, 2024, 7:04 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 7:04 AM

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miraak10

You drive women to the store for Cash 55

iron pendant Dec 23, 2024, 7:04 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 7:04 AM

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miraak10

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn Cash 125 and a sore ass.

iron pendant Dec 23, 2024, 7:04 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 7:04 AM

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miraak10

You pose as a tour guide and steal from tourists, making Cash 291 before being caught

hasty plover Dec 23, 2024, 7:34 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 7:34 AM

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lets.start.mischeif

You couldn't get it up and lost Cash 227

hasty plover Dec 23, 2024, 7:34 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 7:34 AM

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lets.start.mischeif

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received Cash 62 from your peers.

iron pendant Dec 23, 2024, 7:41 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 7:41 AM

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miraak10

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money Cash 76

iron pendant Dec 23, 2024, 7:41 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 7:41 AM

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miraak10

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 3 seconds.

iron pendant Dec 23, 2024, 7:41 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 7:41 AM

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miraak10

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 23 minutes and 3 seconds.

feral lava Dec 23, 2024, 8:28 AM

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dusky ocean 😭😭

Broke as ever

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 8:28 AM

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max21589

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you Cash 170 for the night.

feral lava Dec 23, 2024, 8:28 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 8:28 AM

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max21589

You rob a convenience store for Cash 478

feral lava Dec 23, 2024, 8:28 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 8:28 AM

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max21589

You work as a head receiver and earn Cash 66

feral lava Dec 23, 2024, 8:28 AM

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Oh thank god

dusky ocean Dec 23, 2024, 8:41 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 8:41 AM

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mialcv

You tried to jump the old lady walking down the street. Turns out she had a gun, and robbed you blind of Cash 658

dusky ocean Dec 23, 2024, 8:41 AM

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oh.

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 8:41 AM

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mialcv

You go down on that rich kid and earn Cash 313

dusky ocean Dec 23, 2024, 8:41 AM

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OH!

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 8:41 AM

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mialcv

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you Cash 54

dusky ocean Dec 23, 2024, 8:41 AM

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…

dusky ocean Dec 23, 2024, 9:47 AM

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NO

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 9:47 AM

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mialcv

You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took Cash 205 from you.

dusky ocean Dec 23, 2024, 9:47 AM

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kmfg

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 9:48 AM

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mialcv

You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost Cash 518

dusky ocean Dec 23, 2024, 9:48 AM

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OH

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/rob

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 9:48 AM

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mialcv

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

dusky ocean Dec 23, 2024, 9:48 AM

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oops

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 9:48 AM

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mialcv

You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you Cash 77.

dusky ocean Dec 23, 2024, 9:48 AM

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yay.

violet kayak Dec 23, 2024, 9:48 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 9:48 AM

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stro_michel

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn Cash 99

violet kayak Dec 23, 2024, 9:48 AM

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I’ll take it

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 9:49 AM

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stro_michel

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 37 seconds.

violet kayak Dec 23, 2024, 9:49 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 9:49 AM

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stro_michel

You steal a fire hydrant and sell it to a scrap yard for Cash 322

violet kayak Dec 23, 2024, 9:50 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 9:50 AM

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stro_michel

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives Cash 183

violet kayak Dec 23, 2024, 9:50 AM

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/rob

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 9:50 AM

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stro_michel

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

violet kayak Dec 23, 2024, 9:50 AM

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/steal

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/rob @dusky ocean

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 9:51 AM

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stro_michel

xmark You attempted to rob mialcv, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

dusky ocean Dec 23, 2024, 9:53 AM

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violet kayak /rob <@908846482092855336>

im in debt. why would u rob someone in debt.

violet kayak Dec 23, 2024, 9:54 AM

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dusky ocean im in debt. why would u rob someone in debt.

/my bad didn’t know new to this 🤣

dusky ocean Dec 23, 2024, 9:54 AM

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😭

lethal laurel Dec 23, 2024, 10:27 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 10:27 AM

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red24hr_34869

You battled and gained Cash 63.

lethal laurel Dec 23, 2024, 10:27 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 10:27 AM

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red24hr_34869

You break into a bakery and steal all the bread, selling it to a group of pigeons for Cash 652

lethal laurel Dec 23, 2024, 10:27 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 10:27 AM

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red24hr_34869

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned Cash 124

opal sandal Dec 23, 2024, 10:49 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 10:49 AM

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jojo_jonnycage_92951

You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make Cash 86 for your unicorn whispering skills.

opal sandal Dec 23, 2024, 10:49 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 10:49 AM

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jojo_jonnycage_92951

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn Cash 368

opal sandal Dec 23, 2024, 10:49 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 10:49 AM

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jojo_jonnycage_92951

You have been fined Cash 541 because you ate during work hours.

opal sandal Dec 23, 2024, 1:07 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 1:07 PM

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jojo_jonnycage_92951

You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found Cash 84 on the way back home!

opal sandal Dec 23, 2024, 1:07 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 1:07 PM

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jojo_jonnycage_92951

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you Cash 162!

opal sandal Dec 23, 2024, 1:07 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 1:07 PM

#

jojo_jonnycage_92951

You tried to cheat at a casino and have been fined Cash 285.

kind canopy Dec 23, 2024, 2:07 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 2:07 PM

#

kikigaming4you

You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make Cash 66 from your gullible followers.

kind canopy Dec 23, 2024, 2:07 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 2:07 PM

#

kikigaming4you

You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined Cash 570

kind canopy Dec 23, 2024, 2:08 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 2:08 PM

#

kikigaming4you

You do a good deepthroating and earn Cash 346 from the client

lethal laurel Dec 23, 2024, 2:30 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 2:30 PM

#

red24hr_34869

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in Cash 81

lethal laurel Dec 23, 2024, 2:30 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 2:30 PM

#

red24hr_34869

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of Cash 246, and you go ahead with it.

lethal laurel Dec 23, 2024, 2:30 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 2:30 PM

#

red24hr_34869

You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined Cash 489

iron pendant Dec 23, 2024, 2:42 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 2:42 PM

#

miraak10

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay Cash 76 for child support before disownment.

iron pendant Dec 23, 2024, 2:42 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 2:42 PM

#

miraak10

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you Cash 52 for a good job.

iron pendant Dec 23, 2024, 2:42 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 2:42 PM

#

miraak10

You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay Cash 52 for damages

broken sorrel Dec 23, 2024, 2:52 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 2:52 PM

#

baine406

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn Cash 79

heady hazel Dec 23, 2024, 4:05 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 4:05 PM

#

cooldude4782g

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make Cash 57.

heady hazel Dec 23, 2024, 4:06 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 4:06 PM

#

cooldude4782g

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 58 seconds.

broken sorrel Dec 23, 2024, 4:29 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 4:29 PM

#

baine406

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn Cash 60

opal sandal Dec 23, 2024, 8:07 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 8:07 PM

#

jojo_jonnycage_92951

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you Cash 65.

opal sandal Dec 23, 2024, 8:07 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 8:07 PM

#

jojo_jonnycage_92951

You sell naked photos of yourself online for Cash 248.

opal sandal Dec 23, 2024, 8:07 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 8:07 PM

#

jojo_jonnycage_92951

You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined Cash 448

remote hemlock Dec 23, 2024, 8:17 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 8:17 PM

#

andreypogomiy

You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again. Cash 140 for the paramedics to come and help you out.

remote hemlock Dec 23, 2024, 8:17 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 8:17 PM

#

andreypogomiy

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 48 seconds.

feral lava Dec 23, 2024, 8:47 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 8:47 PM

#

max21589

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn Cash 350

feral lava Dec 23, 2024, 8:47 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 8:47 PM

#

max21589

You hack into a celebrity's social media account and sell access to it for Cash 448.

feral lava Dec 23, 2024, 8:48 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 8:48 PM

#

max21589

One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for Cash 71

hasty plover Dec 23, 2024, 9:01 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 9:01 PM

#

lets.start.mischeif

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you Cash 63

hasty plover Dec 23, 2024, 9:01 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 9:01 PM

#

lets.start.mischeif

You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a Cash 384 fine!

violet kayak Dec 23, 2024, 10:27 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 10:27 PM

#

stro_michel

You work as a children's toy tester and earn Cash 73

violet kayak Dec 23, 2024, 10:28 PM

#

/rob @hasty plover

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 10:28 PM

#

stro_michel

xmark You attempted to rob lets.start.mischeif, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

violet kayak Dec 23, 2024, 10:28 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 10:28 PM

#

stro_michel

You earned Cash 362 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

violet kayak Dec 23, 2024, 10:29 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 10:29 PM

#

stro_michel

You work for a Mexican cartel and make Cash 460

violet kayak Dec 23, 2024, 10:31 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 10:31 PM

#

stro_michel

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 33 seconds.

violet kayak Dec 23, 2024, 10:31 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 10:31 PM

#

stro_michel

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 21 seconds.

violet kayak Dec 23, 2024, 10:31 PM

#

/woek

#

/rob @remote hemlock

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 10:31 PM

#

stro_michel

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 56 minutes.

remote hemlock Dec 23, 2024, 10:34 PM

#

/rob @violet kayak

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 10:34 PM

#

andreypogomiy

xmark You were caught attempting to rob stro_michel, and have been fined Cash 60.

violet kayak Dec 23, 2024, 10:35 PM

#

@remote hemlock 🤣🤣 u tried

remote hemlock Dec 23, 2024, 10:35 PM

#

yes

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 10:35 PM

#

andreypogomiy

You were caught cheating on a test and have been fined Cash 0.

violet kayak Dec 23, 2024, 10:36 PM

#

🤣🤣

#

Not your day today huh

smoky spoke Dec 23, 2024, 11:26 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 11:26 PM

#

kaigalaxie

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned Cash 50.

smoky spoke Dec 23, 2024, 11:26 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 11:26 PM

#

kaigalaxie

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained Cash 106 for your hard work.

smoky spoke Dec 23, 2024, 11:27 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 11:27 PM

#

kaigalaxie

You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined Cash 456

smoky spoke Dec 23, 2024, 11:29 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 11:29 PM

#

kaigalaxie

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 minutes and 43 seconds.

rocky tundra Dec 23, 2024, 11:31 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 11:31 PM

#

bat_mann

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got Cash 77 I think...

rocky tundra Dec 23, 2024, 11:31 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 11:31 PM

#

bat_mann

You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you Cash 443 for attempted murder.

rocky tundra Dec 23, 2024, 11:32 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 23, 2024, 11:32 PM

#

bat_mann

You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay Cash 242 to get it out

rocky tundra Dec 23, 2024, 11:32 PM

#

ehh

onyx bison Dec 24, 2024, 1:57 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 1:57 AM

#

pewpawstephanie

You were caught throwing litter out of your car window and have been fined Cash 261.

onyx bison Dec 24, 2024, 1:57 AM

#

💀

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 1:57 AM

#

pewpawstephanie

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 48 seconds.

onyx bison Dec 24, 2024, 1:58 AM

#

😭

lethal laurel Dec 24, 2024, 2:12 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 2:12 AM

#

red24hr_34869

You work as a sandwich artist and earn Cash 61

lethal laurel Dec 24, 2024, 2:12 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 2:12 AM

#

red24hr_34869

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find Cash 295 on the way back to your ship.

lethal laurel Dec 24, 2024, 2:12 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 2:12 AM

#

red24hr_34869

You assassinate an actor for Cash 313

buoyant drift Dec 24, 2024, 2:31 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 2:31 AM

#

fineapple.pie

Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John Cash 171

narrow drift Dec 24, 2024, 4:02 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 4:02 AM

#

r3t_399

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you Cash 68

narrow drift Dec 24, 2024, 4:02 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 4:02 AM

#

r3t_399

You break into a hospital and steal all their morphine. You manage to sell all of it on the black market for Cash 331

narrow drift Dec 24, 2024, 4:02 AM

#

/clut

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 4:02 AM

#

r3t_399

Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose Cash 351.

narrow drift Dec 24, 2024, 5:32 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 5:32 AM

#

r3t_399

You work as a cunning linguist and earn Cash 297

narrow drift Dec 24, 2024, 5:32 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 5:32 AM

#

r3t_399

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found Cash 63 near one of the potatoes

cobalt tartan Dec 24, 2024, 5:36 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 5:36 AM

#

halrirae

You take your dog for a walk and gain Cash 100

violet kayak Dec 24, 2024, 6:50 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 6:50 AM

#

stro_michel

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you Cash 98, as it was originally their job

violet kayak Dec 24, 2024, 6:50 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 6:50 AM

#

stro_michel

You rake in Cash 356, but your butthole will never be the same...

violet kayak Dec 24, 2024, 6:50 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 6:50 AM

#

stro_michel

You hack into a celebrity's social media account and sell access to it for Cash 261.

violet kayak Dec 24, 2024, 7:31 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 7:31 AM

#

stro_michel

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make Cash 60 from ad revenue.

violet kayak Dec 24, 2024, 7:32 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 7:32 AM

#

stro_michel

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 18 minutes and 41 seconds.

hasty plover Dec 24, 2024, 7:32 AM

#

violet kayak /rob <@1172962389071777933>

Loser

violet kayak Dec 24, 2024, 7:33 AM

#

hasty plover Loser

🤣🤣

#

I’m sowwe I just need a dollar

lethal laurel Dec 24, 2024, 7:39 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 7:39 AM

#

red24hr_34869

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of Cash 64 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

lethal laurel Dec 24, 2024, 7:39 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 7:39 AM

#

red24hr_34869

While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was Cash 253, this sort of thing can never be fixed.

lethal laurel Dec 24, 2024, 7:39 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 7:39 AM

#

red24hr_34869

You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for Cash 325

lethal laurel Dec 24, 2024, 8:41 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 8:41 AM

#

red24hr_34869

You work as a dumpster diver and earn Cash 82

lethal laurel Dec 24, 2024, 8:41 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 8:41 AM

#

red24hr_34869

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was Cash 308 in a baggie next to you.

lethal laurel Dec 24, 2024, 8:44 AM

#

/ crime

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 8:44 AM

#

red24hr_34869

You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you Cash 604

feral lava Dec 24, 2024, 8:53 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 8:54 AM

#

max21589

You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined Cash 494

feral lava Dec 24, 2024, 8:54 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 8:54 AM

#

max21589

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect Cash 158 in one night.

feral lava Dec 24, 2024, 8:54 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 8:54 AM

#

max21589

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid Cash 98

violet edge Dec 24, 2024, 9:05 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 9:05 AM

#

gravldagoat

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you Cash 84.

violet edge Dec 24, 2024, 9:05 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 9:05 AM

#

gravldagoat

You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost Cash 290

violet edge Dec 24, 2024, 9:05 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 9:05 AM

#

gravldagoat

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.

ruby egret Dec 24, 2024, 9:15 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 9:15 AM

#

mini_comet3

One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for Cash 60

ruby egret Dec 24, 2024, 9:15 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 9:15 AM

#

mini_comet3

You post nudes on the internet for Cash 194

ruby egret Dec 24, 2024, 9:15 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 9:15 AM

#

mini_comet3

You plagiarised a school project and have been given a Cash 415 fine.

feral lava Dec 24, 2024, 9:19 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 9:19 AM

#

max21589

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you Cash 98 for your hard work

violet kayak Dec 24, 2024, 9:45 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 9:45 AM

#

stro_michel

You suggest something good and get rewarded Cash 74

violet kayak Dec 24, 2024, 9:45 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 9:45 AM

#

stro_michel

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you Cash 261!

violet kayak Dec 24, 2024, 9:45 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 9:45 AM

#

stro_michel

You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a Cash 534 fine!

violet kayak Dec 24, 2024, 9:46 AM

#

That’s crazy

kind canopy Dec 24, 2024, 11:58 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 11:58 AM

#

kikigaming4you

You work hard all day and your boss pays you Cash 58 after the pizzeria closes down.

kind canopy Dec 24, 2024, 12:00 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 12:00 PM

#

kikigaming4you

You were caught driving a car with expired license plates and have been fined Cash 279.

kind canopy Dec 24, 2024, 12:00 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 12:00 PM

#

kikigaming4you

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have Cash 341

narrow drift Dec 24, 2024, 12:02 PM

#

/WORK

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 12:02 PM

#

r3t_399

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for Cash 88

narrow drift Dec 24, 2024, 12:02 PM

#

/SLUT

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 12:02 PM

#

r3t_399

Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in Cash 269

narrow drift Dec 24, 2024, 12:03 PM

#

/CRIME

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 12:03 PM

#

r3t_399

You pickpocket every single person in the parliament entrance and sneak away with Cash 693

violet kayak Dec 24, 2024, 12:28 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 12:28 PM

#

stro_michel

You clean off the tables and get paid Cash 87

violet kayak Dec 24, 2024, 12:28 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 12:28 PM

#

stro_michel

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you Cash 123!

violet kayak Dec 24, 2024, 12:28 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 12:28 PM

#

stro_michel

You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a Cash 350 fine.

violet kayak Dec 24, 2024, 12:29 PM

#

silent gale

fun fact I actually ran away before they even came up to me 😉

hasty plover Dec 24, 2024, 2:54 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 2:54 PM

#

lets.start.mischeif

Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you Cash 317 for public indecency.

hasty plover Dec 24, 2024, 2:54 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 2:54 PM

#

lets.start.mischeif

You slept in a bed and found Cash 68 under your pillow when you woke up

dense crow Dec 24, 2024, 3:36 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 3:36 PM

#

hooligan617

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found Cash 59 near one of the potatoes

dense crow Dec 24, 2024, 3:36 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 3:36 PM

#

hooligan617

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.

dense crow Dec 24, 2024, 3:36 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 3:36 PM

#

hooligan617

You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole Cash 214 from you!

dense crow Dec 24, 2024, 3:38 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 3:38 PM

#

hooligan617

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 minutes and 38 seconds.

dense crow Dec 24, 2024, 3:38 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 3:38 PM

#

hooligan617

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 53 seconds.

feral lava Dec 24, 2024, 4:13 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 4:13 PM

#

max21589

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find Cash 381 on the way back to your ship.

feral lava Dec 24, 2024, 4:13 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 4:13 PM

#

max21589

The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate Cash 301

feral lava Dec 24, 2024, 4:13 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 4:13 PM

#

max21589

You dig around in your yard and gain Cash 82

gleaming mica Dec 24, 2024, 6:58 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 6:58 PM

#

superkid32.

You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined Cash 1

gleaming mica Dec 24, 2024, 6:58 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 6:58 PM

#

superkid32.

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.

kind canopy Dec 24, 2024, 7:28 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 7:28 PM

#

kikigaming4you

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you Cash 96.

kind canopy Dec 24, 2024, 7:28 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 7:28 PM

#

kikigaming4you

A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is Cash 689

kind canopy Dec 24, 2024, 7:28 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 7:28 PM

#

kikigaming4you

You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined Cash 121

merry hull Dec 24, 2024, 7:41 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 7:41 PM

#

halitko

You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make Cash 88.

merry hull Dec 24, 2024, 7:41 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 7:41 PM

#

halitko

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn Cash 146

merry hull Dec 24, 2024, 7:41 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 7:41 PM

#

halitko

You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined Cash 688 for sexual assault

merry hull Dec 24, 2024, 7:41 PM

#

Nice ass

feral lava Dec 24, 2024, 7:43 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 7:43 PM

#

max21589

You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay Cash 358 to get it repaired.

feral lava Dec 24, 2024, 7:43 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 7:43 PM

#

max21589

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get Cash 80 for all your items.

feral lava Dec 24, 2024, 7:43 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 7:43 PM

#

max21589

A sudden gust of wind blows away Cash 493

gleaming mica Dec 24, 2024, 8:13 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 8:13 PM

#

superkid32.

You steal an orange and pawn it for Cash 315.

gleaming mica Dec 24, 2024, 8:13 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 8:13 PM

#

superkid32.

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.

gleaming mica Dec 24, 2024, 8:13 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 8:13 PM

#

superkid32.

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent Cash 387 to your Patreon

gleaming mica Dec 24, 2024, 8:14 PM

#

/bal

hollow orbit Dec 24, 2024, 8:47 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 8:47 PM

#

kronix_the_best

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth Cash 62.

hollow orbit Dec 24, 2024, 8:47 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 8:47 PM

#

kronix_the_best

You shake what your momma gave you for Cash 222.

hollow orbit Dec 24, 2024, 8:47 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 8:47 PM

#

kronix_the_best

You steal candy from a baby and sell it for Cash 269 on the black market.

hollow orbit Dec 24, 2024, 8:48 PM

#

/bal

marble lantern Dec 24, 2024, 8:59 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 8:59 PM

#

airpp

You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make Cash 57 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.

violet kayak Dec 24, 2024, 9:29 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 9:29 PM

#

stro_michel

You work as an onion chopper and get paid Cash 92 for chopping onions in a restaurant.

violet kayak Dec 24, 2024, 9:29 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 9:29 PM

#

stro_michel

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you Cash 284 in return!

violet kayak Dec 24, 2024, 9:30 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 9:30 PM

#

stro_michel

Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined Cash 606

kind canopy Dec 24, 2024, 10:35 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 10:35 PM

#

kikigaming4you

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn Cash 87

kind canopy Dec 24, 2024, 10:35 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 10:35 PM

#

kikigaming4you

The Russian government pays you Cash 584 after you successfully blow up an arms depot.

kind canopy Dec 24, 2024, 10:36 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 24, 2024, 10:36 PM

#

kikigaming4you

You take it up the ass for Cash 337

cobalt tartan Dec 25, 2024, 1:34 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 1:34 AM

#

halrirae

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid Cash 77.

kind canopy Dec 25, 2024, 1:47 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 1:47 AM

#

kikigaming4you

You make a living selling weed for Cash 57 a day

kind canopy Dec 25, 2024, 1:47 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 1:47 AM

#

kikigaming4you

You steal a street sign and sell it to a collector for Cash 363

kind canopy Dec 25, 2024, 1:47 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 1:47 AM

#

kikigaming4you

You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you Cash 210!

gleaming mica Dec 25, 2024, 2:12 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 2:12 AM

#

superkid32.

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as Cash 302!

gleaming mica Dec 25, 2024, 2:16 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 2:16 AM

#

superkid32.

You sell some cocaine and earn Cash 318...

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 2:49 AM

#

superkid32.

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 27 minutes and 33 seconds.

#

superkid32.

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 21 seconds.

violet kayak Dec 25, 2024, 3:49 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 3:49 AM

#

stro_michel

You work as a sandwich artist and earn Cash 94

violet kayak Dec 25, 2024, 3:49 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 3:49 AM

#

stro_michel

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you Cash 390 for your services.

violet kayak Dec 25, 2024, 3:49 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 3:49 AM

#

stro_michel

You were caught vandalising a public restroom and have been fined Cash 645.

feral lava Dec 25, 2024, 6:12 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 6:12 AM

#

max21589

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you Cash 313 after.

feral lava Dec 25, 2024, 6:12 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 6:12 AM

#

max21589

You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube that gets a lot of hits, Cash 596 arrives in the mail the next day.

feral lava Dec 25, 2024, 6:12 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 6:12 AM

#

max21589

You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn Cash 87 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.

violet kayak Dec 25, 2024, 8:07 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 8:07 AM

#

stro_michel

You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed Cash 55.

violet kayak Dec 25, 2024, 8:07 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 8:07 AM

#

stro_michel

You fucked a traffic cone and found Cash 266 inside it

hasty plover Dec 25, 2024, 8:25 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 8:25 AM

#

lets.start.mischeif

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain Cash 134!

hasty plover Dec 25, 2024, 8:26 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 8:26 AM

#

lets.start.mischeif

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn Cash 63

kind canopy Dec 25, 2024, 9:54 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 9:54 AM

#

kikigaming4you

You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make Cash 97 for your bravery and heroism.

kind canopy Dec 25, 2024, 9:54 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 9:54 AM

#

kikigaming4you

You tried to cheat at a casino and have been fined Cash 456.

kind canopy Dec 25, 2024, 9:54 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 9:54 AM

#

kikigaming4you

You rake in Cash 156, but your butthole will never be the same...

lethal laurel Dec 25, 2024, 10:06 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 10:06 AM

#

red24hr_34869

You suggest something good and get rewarded Cash 51

lethal laurel Dec 25, 2024, 10:06 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 10:06 AM

#

red24hr_34869

You couldn't get it up and lost Cash 276

lethal laurel Dec 25, 2024, 10:06 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 10:06 AM

#

red24hr_34869

You were caught vandalising and were fined Cash 692

violet edge Dec 25, 2024, 11:50 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 11:50 AM

#

gravldagoat

You were caught dumping trash illegally and have been fined Cash 112.

feral lava Dec 25, 2024, 1:37 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 1:37 PM

#

max21589

You hooked up with a couple of guys for Cash 271

feral lava Dec 25, 2024, 1:38 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 1:38 PM

#

max21589

You murder the nice lady next door and sell her dead corpse for Cash 645

feral lava Dec 25, 2024, 1:38 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 1:38 PM

#

max21589

You work as the head of potatoes and earn Cash 70

gleaming mica Dec 25, 2024, 2:55 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 2:55 PM

#

superkid32.

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you Cash 392!

gleaming mica Dec 25, 2024, 2:55 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 2:55 PM

#

superkid32.

You steal an apple from the market for Cash 612

dense crow Dec 25, 2024, 3:22 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 3:22 PM

#

hooligan617

You jump the old lady walking down the street. She had Cash 552 on her.

dense crow Dec 25, 2024, 3:22 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 3:22 PM

#

hooligan617

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you Cash 58.

dense crow Dec 25, 2024, 3:24 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 3:24 PM

#

hooligan617

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you Cash 201 in return!

feral lava Dec 25, 2024, 3:56 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 3:56 PM

#

max21589

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned Cash 121

feral lava Dec 25, 2024, 3:56 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 3:56 PM

#

max21589

You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at Cash 690.

feral lava Dec 25, 2024, 3:56 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 3:56 PM

#

max21589

You got out of bed. Have Cash 74

hasty plover Dec 25, 2024, 4:24 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 4:24 PM

#

lets.start.mischeif

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you Cash 129!

hasty plover Dec 25, 2024, 4:24 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 4:24 PM

#

lets.start.mischeif

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn Cash 61

gleaming mica Dec 25, 2024, 4:35 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 4:35 PM

#

superkid32.

You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain Cash 86! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed

gleaming mica Dec 25, 2024, 4:35 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 4:35 PM

#

superkid32.

When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost Cash 111

gleaming mica Dec 25, 2024, 4:35 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 4:35 PM

#

superkid32.

You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined Cash 352

lethal laurel Dec 25, 2024, 5:26 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 5:26 PM

#

red24hr_34869

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn Cash 53.

lethal laurel Dec 25, 2024, 5:26 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 5:26 PM

#

red24hr_34869

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay Cash 356

lethal laurel Dec 25, 2024, 5:26 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 5:26 PM

#

red24hr_34869

You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined Cash 606

opal sandal Dec 25, 2024, 6:30 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 6:30 PM

#

jojo_jonnycage_92951

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning Cash 96.

opal sandal Dec 25, 2024, 6:30 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 6:30 PM

#

jojo_jonnycage_92951

You whip it out and manage to rake in Cash 298

opal sandal Dec 25, 2024, 6:30 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 6:30 PM

#

jojo_jonnycage_92951

You robbed the Grinch and happen to find something in his collection! You sell it for Cash 568

kind canopy Dec 25, 2024, 9:20 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 9:20 PM

#

kikigaming4you

You work as an onion chopper and get paid Cash 90 for chopping onions in a restaurant.

kind canopy Dec 25, 2024, 9:20 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 9:20 PM

#

kikigaming4you

You were caught urinating in public and have been fined Cash 493.

kind canopy Dec 25, 2024, 9:20 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 9:20 PM

#

kikigaming4you

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you Cash 204 after.

cobalt tartan Dec 25, 2024, 11:18 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 25, 2024, 11:18 PM

#

halrirae

You work as an elephant dresser and earn Cash 85

cobalt tartan Dec 26, 2024, 12:29 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 12:29 AM

#

halrirae

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned Cash 87!

gleaming mica Dec 26, 2024, 2:56 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 2:56 AM

#

superkid32.

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for Cash 54.

gleaming mica Dec 26, 2024, 2:56 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 2:56 AM

#

superkid32.

An adult video site pays you Cash 309 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

gleaming mica Dec 26, 2024, 2:56 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 2:56 AM

#

superkid32.

A box wobbles & falls from a delivery vehicle, landing right in front of you. Inside you find high-quality cigars. These are worth Cash 347

heady hazel Dec 26, 2024, 3:38 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 3:38 AM

#

cooldude4782g

You receive an unmarked letter in the post. Inside is a cheque of Cash 348, which probably means that the "business" went well.

cobalt tartan Dec 26, 2024, 4:13 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 4:13 AM

#

halrirae

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you Cash 88 for your struggles.

iron pendant Dec 26, 2024, 4:50 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 4:50 AM

#

miraak10

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 45 seconds.

iron pendant Dec 26, 2024, 4:50 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 4:50 AM

#

miraak10

Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra Cash 216.

iron pendant Dec 26, 2024, 4:50 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 4:50 AM

#

miraak10

You trespassed onto private property and have been fined Cash 271.

feral lava Dec 26, 2024, 5:41 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 5:41 AM

#

max21589

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you Cash 181 for your solid work.

feral lava Dec 26, 2024, 5:41 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 5:41 AM

#

max21589

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is Cash 60!

feral lava Dec 26, 2024, 5:41 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 5:41 AM

#

max21589

You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined Cash 452

feral lava Dec 26, 2024, 5:41 AM

#

Fuck

iron pendant Dec 26, 2024, 6:00 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 6:00 AM

#

miraak10

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make Cash 86 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

iron pendant Dec 26, 2024, 6:00 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 6:00 AM

#

miraak10

Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John Cash 86

iron pendant Dec 26, 2024, 6:00 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 6:00 AM

#

miraak10

You trip on a banana on your getaway, and get busted for Cash 0!

iron pendant Dec 26, 2024, 6:00 AM

#

crap

feral lava Dec 26, 2024, 6:00 AM

#

Atleast it’s 0 😭

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 6:01 AM

#

max21589

You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn Cash 65

iron pendant Dec 26, 2024, 6:01 AM

#

true

#

15$ dono???

#

10$?

feral lava Dec 26, 2024, 6:01 AM

#

I’m in debt

iron pendant Dec 26, 2024, 6:01 AM

#

/bal?

feral lava Dec 26, 2024, 6:01 AM

#

Can you even donate 😭

iron pendant Dec 26, 2024, 6:01 AM

#

idk 😭

#

i can rob

feral lava Dec 26, 2024, 6:02 AM

#

I’ve got negative money in my pocket

iron pendant Dec 26, 2024, 7:26 AM

#

/WORK

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 7:26 AM

#

miraak10

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth Cash 77.

iron pendant Dec 26, 2024, 7:26 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 7:26 AM

#

miraak10

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn Cash 109

iron pendant Dec 26, 2024, 7:26 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 7:26 AM

#

miraak10

Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined Cash 204

iron pendant Dec 26, 2024, 7:26 AM

#

fuckking hell

cobalt tartan Dec 26, 2024, 7:47 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 7:47 AM

#

halrirae

You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding Cash 81. Congrats!

opaque widget Dec 26, 2024, 8:30 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 8:30 AM

#

evergreen_6

Just take the Cash 88 and go...

opaque widget Dec 26, 2024, 8:30 AM

#

Damn

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 8:31 AM

#

evergreen_6

You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of Cash 323!

opaque widget Dec 26, 2024, 8:31 AM

#

DAMN?

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 8:31 AM

#

evergreen_6

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw Cash 123 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

opaque widget Dec 26, 2024, 8:31 AM

#

💀

feral lava Dec 26, 2024, 8:58 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 8:58 AM

#

max21589

You whip it out and manage to rake in Cash 179

feral lava Dec 26, 2024, 8:58 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 8:58 AM

#

max21589

You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined Cash 615

feral lava Dec 26, 2024, 8:58 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 8:58 AM

#

max21589

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 42 seconds.

feral lava Dec 26, 2024, 8:58 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 8:58 AM

#

max21589

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make Cash 95 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

kind canopy Dec 26, 2024, 11:29 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 11:29 AM

#

kikigaming4you

You walk dogs for Cash 81.

kind canopy Dec 26, 2024, 11:30 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 11:30 AM

#

kikigaming4you

You see an old woman drop Cash 505, and take it!

kind canopy Dec 26, 2024, 11:30 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 11:30 AM

#

kikigaming4you

You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined Cash 265.

feral lava Dec 26, 2024, 12:02 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 12:02 PM

#

max21589

Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra Cash 223.

feral lava Dec 26, 2024, 12:02 PM

#

NAHH 😭😭

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 12:02 PM

#

max21589

You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for Cash 666.

feral lava Dec 26, 2024, 12:03 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 12:03 PM

#

max21589

You work as a serial murderer... and earn Cash 79

proud knot Dec 26, 2024, 12:11 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 12:11 PM

#

possum.soup

You help clean up the local theater. You find Cash 61 strewn about between the seats!

proud knot Dec 26, 2024, 12:12 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 12:12 PM

#

possum.soup

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some Cash 333

proud knot Dec 26, 2024, 12:12 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 12:12 PM

#

possum.soup

You robbed your sister's cookie jar and managed to sell the cookies for Cash 629

cobalt tartan Dec 26, 2024, 1:13 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 1:13 PM

#

halrirae

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make Cash 59 off of donations.

feral lava Dec 26, 2024, 3:49 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 3:49 PM

#

max21589

Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost Cash 229, have fun

feral lava Dec 26, 2024, 3:50 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 3:50 PM

#

max21589

You were caught speeding and have been fined Cash 272.

feral lava Dec 26, 2024, 3:50 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 3:50 PM

#

max21589

You help clean up the local theater. You find Cash 51 strewn about between the seats!

iron pendant Dec 26, 2024, 3:54 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 3:54 PM

#

miraak10

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make Cash 57 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

iron pendant Dec 26, 2024, 3:54 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 3:54 PM

#

miraak10

You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined Cash 57

iron pendant Dec 26, 2024, 3:54 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 3:54 PM

#

miraak10

You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed Cash 0

iron pendant Dec 26, 2024, 3:54 PM

#

really.....

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 4:09 PM

#

miraak10

You work as a model and earn Cash 83

iron pendant Dec 26, 2024, 4:19 PM

#

/slutt

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 4:19 PM

#

miraak10

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 35 minutes and 3 seconds.

kind canopy Dec 26, 2024, 4:21 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 4:21 PM

#

kikigaming4you

You did some social work for a good cause ! You received Cash 77 for your contributions !

kind canopy Dec 26, 2024, 4:21 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 4:21 PM

#

kikigaming4you

You sell body parts on the black market Cash 511 in profit.

kind canopy Dec 26, 2024, 4:21 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 4:21 PM

#

kikigaming4you

You earned Cash 196 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

hasty plover Dec 26, 2024, 4:22 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 4:22 PM

#

lets.start.mischeif

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received Cash 343 from the men.

hasty plover Dec 26, 2024, 4:22 PM

#

Banger

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 4:22 PM

#

lets.start.mischeif

You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found Cash 91 on the way back home!

hasty plover Dec 26, 2024, 4:25 PM

#

/rob @opaque widget

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 4:25 PM

#

lets.start.mischeif

xmark You were caught attempting to rob evergreen_6, and have been fined Cash 410.

hasty plover Dec 26, 2024, 4:25 PM

#

Damn

feral lava Dec 26, 2024, 5:50 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 5:50 PM

#

max21589

You were caught eating spaghetti without meatballs, and have been given a Cash 265 fine!

feral lava Dec 26, 2024, 5:50 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 5:50 PM

#

max21589

A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you Cash 372 for having your junk out.

feral lava Dec 26, 2024, 5:50 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 5:50 PM

#

max21589

You work as a pumpkin picker Cash 88

narrow drift Dec 26, 2024, 6:15 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 6:15 PM

#

r3t_399

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received Cash 81 from your peers.

narrow drift Dec 26, 2024, 6:15 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 6:15 PM

#

r3t_399

An adult video site pays you Cash 127 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

narrow drift Dec 26, 2024, 6:15 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 6:15 PM

#

r3t_399

A woman gave you Cash 519, for killing her husband!

opaque widget Dec 26, 2024, 6:17 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 6:17 PM

#

evergreen_6

You work as a street performer and earn Cash 79

opaque widget Dec 26, 2024, 6:17 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 6:17 PM

#

evergreen_6

You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined Cash 403

opaque widget Dec 26, 2024, 6:17 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 6:17 PM

#

evergreen_6

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you Cash 313 for the good time.

opaque widget Dec 26, 2024, 6:17 PM

#

Wild

hasty plover Dec 26, 2024, 6:17 PM

#

In class?!??!?!

#

Teacher joins u???

cyan yacht Dec 26, 2024, 6:35 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 6:35 PM

#

blitznft

You serve the customers and receive Cash 65

cyan yacht Dec 26, 2024, 6:35 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 6:35 PM

#

blitznft

Nobody cares about you. You lost Cash 73 trying to twerk.

cyan yacht Dec 26, 2024, 6:35 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 6:35 PM

#

blitznft

You steal Cash 456 from your baby sister's allowance money from her sparkly pink piggy bank.

cyan yacht Dec 26, 2024, 6:35 PM

#

/balance

river epoch Dec 26, 2024, 6:58 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 6:58 PM

#

diceguyorsmth

You work as a water slide tester and earn Cash 56

river epoch Dec 26, 2024, 6:58 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 6:58 PM

#

diceguyorsmth

You're caught helping the enemy. Pay Cash 434

river epoch Dec 26, 2024, 6:58 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 6:58 PM

#

diceguyorsmth

You get hired to take it hard for the night for Cash 382!

balmy furnace Dec 26, 2024, 7:16 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 7:16 PM

#

akkax_

You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined Cash 200

proud knot Dec 26, 2024, 9:34 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 9:34 PM

#

possum.soup

You worked at the office overtime for Cash 62

proud knot Dec 26, 2024, 9:34 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 9:34 PM

#

possum.soup

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of Cash 200!

proud knot Dec 26, 2024, 9:35 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 9:35 PM

#

possum.soup

You break a window in New York for Cash 558.

kind canopy Dec 26, 2024, 10:29 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 10:29 PM

#

kikigaming4you

While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found Cash 68!

kind canopy Dec 26, 2024, 10:29 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 10:29 PM

#

kikigaming4you

You did a crime and for some reason you now have Cash 656 more

kind canopy Dec 26, 2024, 10:29 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 10:29 PM

#

kikigaming4you

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of Cash 346, and you go ahead with it.

arctic mist Dec 26, 2024, 11:24 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 26, 2024, 11:24 PM

#

psycho_angel

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is Cash 53!

cobalt tartan Dec 27, 2024, 12:44 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 12:44 AM

#

halrirae

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get Cash 84 for all your items.

normal jetty Dec 27, 2024, 12:53 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 12:53 AM

#

4rz0n

You slept in a bed and found Cash 82 under your pillow when you woke up

normal jetty Dec 27, 2024, 12:53 AM

#

/dep all

proud knot Dec 27, 2024, 1:57 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 1:57 AM

#

possum.soup

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got Cash 56 for your efforts!

proud knot Dec 27, 2024, 1:57 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 1:57 AM

#

possum.soup

Your friend pays you Cash 304 for you to worship her feet

proud knot Dec 27, 2024, 1:57 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 1:57 AM

#

possum.soup

You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of Cash 352

kind canopy Dec 27, 2024, 2:14 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 2:14 AM

#

kikigaming4you

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for Cash 70.

kind canopy Dec 27, 2024, 2:14 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 2:14 AM

#

kikigaming4you

You did a crime and got Cash 391 from it :/

kind canopy Dec 27, 2024, 2:14 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 2:14 AM

#

kikigaming4you

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you Cash 388 for the good time.

violet kayak Dec 27, 2024, 2:17 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 2:17 AM

#

stro_michel

You receive a check of Cash 98 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

violet kayak Dec 27, 2024, 2:17 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 2:17 AM

#

stro_michel

You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined Cash 303.

violet kayak Dec 27, 2024, 2:17 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 2:17 AM

#

stro_michel

You pickpocket a man/woman. You manage to get Cash 381.

cobalt tartan Dec 27, 2024, 3:18 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 3:18 AM

#

halrirae

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid Cash 56 for doing it

cobalt tartan Dec 27, 2024, 5:14 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 5:14 AM

#

halrirae

You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made Cash 100

cyan yacht Dec 27, 2024, 6:10 AM

#

/lb

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 6:11 AM

#

blitznft

check You robbed Cash 4,671 from ._.fri.

cyan yacht Dec 27, 2024, 6:12 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 6:12 AM

#

blitznft

You found Cash 88 on the floor.

cyan yacht Dec 27, 2024, 6:12 AM

#

/dep all

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 6:12 AM

#

blitznft

You rake in Cash 214, but your butthole will never be the same...

cobalt tartan Dec 27, 2024, 6:32 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 6:32 AM

#

halrirae

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of Cash 60

spiral temple Dec 27, 2024, 7:23 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 7:23 AM

#

l_hk

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you Cash 99.

spiral temple Dec 27, 2024, 7:23 AM

#

!bal

#

/slot

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 7:23 AM

#

l_hk

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
slot-machine <bet>

spiral temple Dec 27, 2024, 7:23 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 7:23 AM

#

l_hk

You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of Cash 260

spiral temple Dec 27, 2024, 7:23 AM

#

/bal

#

/lb

violet kayak Dec 27, 2024, 8:42 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 8:42 AM

#

stro_michel

You do some work around the house for Cash 89

violet kayak Dec 27, 2024, 8:42 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 8:42 AM

#

stro_michel

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in Cash 350

wispy quiver Dec 27, 2024, 9:39 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 9:39 AM

#

benjamin.____.

You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make Cash 54 for your bravery and heroism.

wild widget Dec 27, 2024, 12:14 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 12:14 PM

#

builder_zeb

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn Cash 57, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

wild widget Dec 27, 2024, 12:14 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 12:14 PM

#

builder_zeb

You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of Cash 251

wild widget Dec 27, 2024, 12:15 PM

#

/gamble

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 12:15 PM

#

builder_zeb

You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined Cash 660

wild widget Dec 27, 2024, 12:15 PM

#

/networth

#

/rob

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 12:15 PM

#

builder_zeb

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

wild widget Dec 27, 2024, 12:16 PM

#

/rob benjamin.____.

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 12:16 PM

#

builder_zeb

check You robbed Cash 588 from benjamin.____..

wild widget Dec 27, 2024, 12:16 PM

#

/rob stro_michel

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 12:16 PM

#

builder_zeb

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

cobalt tartan Dec 27, 2024, 1:02 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 1:02 PM

#

halrirae

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with Cash 51

kind canopy Dec 27, 2024, 1:12 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 1:12 PM

#

kikigaming4you

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn Cash 91

kind canopy Dec 27, 2024, 1:12 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 1:12 PM

#

kikigaming4you

You were caught stealing copper wire from an abandoned building and have been fined Cash 305.

kind canopy Dec 27, 2024, 1:12 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 1:12 PM

#

kikigaming4you

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent Cash 284 to your Patreon

feral lava Dec 27, 2024, 1:40 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 1:40 PM

#

max21589

Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes Cash 283.

feral lava Dec 27, 2024, 1:40 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 1:40 PM

#

max21589

You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for Cash 329.

feral lava Dec 27, 2024, 1:41 PM

#

silent gale

I never knew I swing that way

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 1:41 PM

#

max21589

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn Cash 89

ruby egret Dec 27, 2024, 2:18 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 2:18 PM

#

mini_comet3

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid Cash 64 for it.

ruby egret Dec 27, 2024, 2:18 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 2:18 PM

#

mini_comet3

You steal a famous musician's guitar and sell it to a collector for Cash 531.

#

mini_comet3

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

ruby egret Dec 27, 2024, 2:18 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 2:18 PM

#

mini_comet3

You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined Cash 313 for disturbing the public peace.

cobalt tartan Dec 27, 2024, 3:11 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 3:11 PM

#

halrirae

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn Cash 83

narrow drift Dec 27, 2024, 3:40 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 3:40 PM

#

r3t_399

You work as a dog food taster and earn Cash 92

narrow drift Dec 27, 2024, 3:40 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 3:40 PM

#

r3t_399

Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes Cash 201 from you as compensation.

narrow drift Dec 27, 2024, 3:40 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 3:40 PM

#

r3t_399

Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose Cash 513

narrow drift Dec 27, 2024, 3:41 PM

#

/rob mini_comet3

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 3:41 PM

#

r3t_399

xmark You've been fined Cash 675 for trying to rob a poor person.

lethal laurel Dec 27, 2024, 4:07 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 4:07 PM

#

red24hr_34869

You work as an Irish dancer and earn Cash 95

lethal laurel Dec 27, 2024, 4:07 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 4:07 PM

#

red24hr_34869

You licked SpongeBob's feet for Cash 382!

lethal laurel Dec 27, 2024, 4:07 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 4:07 PM

#

red24hr_34869

You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost Cash 568

cobalt tartan Dec 27, 2024, 4:27 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 4:27 PM

#

halrirae

You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make Cash 64 for your skills in temporal navigation.

kind canopy Dec 27, 2024, 4:37 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 4:37 PM

#

kikigaming4you

You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is Cash 60

kind canopy Dec 27, 2024, 4:37 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 4:37 PM

#

kikigaming4you

You pour rain water into bottles, claiming that it's Holy water, and sell them for Cash 692

kind canopy Dec 27, 2024, 4:37 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 4:37 PM

#

kikigaming4you

Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost Cash 300, have fun

lethal laurel Dec 27, 2024, 5:31 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 5:31 PM

#

red24hr_34869

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found Cash 60 on the floor.

lethal laurel Dec 27, 2024, 5:31 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 5:31 PM

#

red24hr_34869

You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was Cash 60.

lethal laurel Dec 27, 2024, 5:31 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 5:31 PM

#

red24hr_34869

You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost Cash 0

feral lava Dec 27, 2024, 5:54 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 5:54 PM

#

max21589

You rob an ATM, but the CCTV captures your face. You are fined Cash 487

feral lava Dec 27, 2024, 5:54 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 5:54 PM

#

max21589

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash 187.

feral lava Dec 27, 2024, 5:54 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 5:54 PM

#

max21589

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain Cash 65

proud knot Dec 27, 2024, 8:29 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 8:29 PM

#

possum.soup

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain Cash 94

proud knot Dec 27, 2024, 8:29 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 8:29 PM

#

possum.soup

Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost Cash 297, have fun

proud knot Dec 27, 2024, 8:29 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 8:29 PM

#

possum.soup

You were caught cheating on a test and have been fined Cash 407.

light grail Dec 27, 2024, 8:40 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 8:40 PM

#

ienjoycheese

You work as a street performer and earn Cash 57

light grail Dec 27, 2024, 8:40 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 8:40 PM

#

ienjoycheese

You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay Cash 191 to get it out

light grail Dec 27, 2024, 8:41 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 8:41 PM

#

ienjoycheese

You find a trading vulnerability in a game and duplicate inventory for which you sell and earn Cash 324

lethal laurel Dec 27, 2024, 10:14 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 10:14 PM

#

red24hr_34869

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned Cash 84. The students loved you!

lethal laurel Dec 27, 2024, 10:14 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 27, 2024, 10:14 PM

#

red24hr_34869

You steal a stop sign and sell it to a driver's education program for Cash 328

twilit niche Dec 27, 2024, 10:30 PM

#

Lilith stop inviting us to the back room smh

cobalt tartan Dec 28, 2024, 12:15 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 12:15 AM

#

halrirae

You clean the chimney and find Cash 67.

fallen dawn Dec 28, 2024, 1:25 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 1:25 AM

#

sylverinna

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you Cash 66 for watching.

fallen dawn Dec 28, 2024, 1:26 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 1:26 AM

#

sylverinna

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as Cash 302!

fallen dawn Dec 28, 2024, 1:26 AM

#

WHAT

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 1:26 AM

#

sylverinna

You steal a luxury yacht and sell it to a wealthy businessman for Cash 598.

fallen dawn Dec 28, 2024, 1:26 AM

#

nice

gleaming mica Dec 28, 2024, 2:22 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 2:22 AM

#

superkid32.

You work as a professional bed tester and earn Cash 85.

gleaming mica Dec 28, 2024, 2:22 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 2:22 AM

#

superkid32.

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with Cash 323.

gleaming mica Dec 28, 2024, 2:25 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 2:25 AM

#

superkid32.

You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole Cash 406 from you!

kind canopy Dec 28, 2024, 3:06 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 3:06 AM

#

kikigaming4you

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you Cash 55 to help fund the project!

kind canopy Dec 28, 2024, 3:07 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 3:07 AM

#

kikigaming4you

You steal a fire hydrant and sell it to a scrap yard for Cash 258

kind canopy Dec 28, 2024, 3:07 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 3:07 AM

#

kikigaming4you

You become a pimp and earn Cash 276!

bold bobcat Dec 28, 2024, 4:38 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 4:38 AM

#

coldpasta1001

You were farming and earned Cash 100

bold bobcat Dec 28, 2024, 4:38 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 4:38 AM

#

coldpasta1001

You did a crime and for some reason you now have Cash 520 more

bold bobcat Dec 28, 2024, 4:38 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 4:38 AM

#

coldpasta1001

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 37 seconds.

bold bobcat Dec 28, 2024, 4:38 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 4:38 AM

#

coldpasta1001

You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined Cash 181

bold bobcat Dec 28, 2024, 4:39 AM

#

...

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 4:39 AM

#

coldpasta1001

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 24 seconds.

bold bobcat Dec 28, 2024, 4:39 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 4:39 AM

#

coldpasta1001

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 41 seconds.

bold bobcat Dec 28, 2024, 4:39 AM

#

dam

violet kayak Dec 28, 2024, 4:58 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 4:58 AM

#

stro_michel

You work as an engineer and earn Cash 94

violet kayak Dec 28, 2024, 4:59 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 4:59 AM

#

stro_michel

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect Cash 278 in one night.

bold bobcat Dec 28, 2024, 5:13 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 5:13 AM

#

coldpasta1001

You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn Cash 97

foggy turtle Dec 28, 2024, 5:36 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 5:36 AM

#

jooonig

You were caught fishing without a license and have been fined Cash 200.

foggy turtle Dec 28, 2024, 5:36 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 5:36 AM

#

jooonig

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 54 seconds.

foggy turtle Dec 28, 2024, 5:36 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 5:36 AM

#

jooonig

Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined Cash 0.

foggy turtle Dec 28, 2024, 5:36 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 5:36 AM

#

jooonig

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you Cash 94

foggy turtle Dec 28, 2024, 5:36 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 5:36 AM

#

jooonig

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 42 seconds.

violet kayak Dec 28, 2024, 6:35 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 6:35 AM

#

stro_michel

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you Cash 61

violet kayak Dec 28, 2024, 6:36 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 6:36 AM

#

stro_michel

You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you Cash 255.

cobalt tartan Dec 28, 2024, 7:24 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 7:24 AM

#

halrirae

You work as a space lawyer and earn Cash 88

feral lava Dec 28, 2024, 9:18 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 9:18 AM

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max21589

You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent Cash 145 on medical bills.

feral lava Dec 28, 2024, 9:18 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 9:18 AM

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max21589

You steal a luxury yacht and sell it to a wealthy businessman for Cash 399.

feral lava Dec 28, 2024, 9:18 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 9:18 AM

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max21589

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you Cash 50.

kind canopy Dec 28, 2024, 9:34 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 9:34 AM

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kikigaming4you

You work as a professional worker and earn Cash 54.

kind canopy Dec 28, 2024, 9:34 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 9:34 AM

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kikigaming4you

A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is Cash 683

kind canopy Dec 28, 2024, 9:34 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 9:34 AM

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kikigaming4you

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain Cash 382!

feral lava Dec 28, 2024, 10:26 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 10:26 AM

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max21589

An adult video site pays you Cash 237 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

feral lava Dec 28, 2024, 10:26 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 10:26 AM

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max21589

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn Cash 54

feral lava Dec 28, 2024, 10:26 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 10:26 AM

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max21589

You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined Cash 631.

feral lava Dec 28, 2024, 10:26 AM

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Fuck

jolly mantle Dec 28, 2024, 2:54 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 2:54 PM

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ur_fave_fruity_gal

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for Cash 95.

jolly mantle Dec 28, 2024, 2:55 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 2:55 PM

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ur_fave_fruity_gal

You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse, Cash 219 went down your toilet

jolly mantle Dec 28, 2024, 2:55 PM

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oh god how does that happen

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 2:55 PM

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ur_fave_fruity_gal

Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose Cash 133

jolly mantle Dec 28, 2024, 2:55 PM

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i give up

cobalt tartan Dec 28, 2024, 3:48 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 3:48 PM

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halrirae

You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make Cash 91 for your skills in temporal navigation.

ruby egret Dec 28, 2024, 3:51 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 3:51 PM

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mini_comet3

You start up a detective service for a few days, but when you finally get business you end up robbing your client for Cash 501.

ruby egret Dec 28, 2024, 3:52 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Dec 28, 2024, 3:52 PM

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mini_comet3

You sell naked photos of yourself online for Cash 384.