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hasty plover
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/slut

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lets.start.mischeif

Your pimp gives you an extra Cash311

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Yay

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/crime

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ramirr_goated

You were caught with your pants down outside the cemetery, and have been given a Cash30 fine!

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shit

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ramirr_goated

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you Cash205!

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W

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ramirr_goated

You work as a dumpster diver and earn Cash78

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/work

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mialcv

You work as a pilot and earn Cash70

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/crime

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mialcv

You storm the local police station and steal all their bribery money worth Cash657

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oo...

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mialcv

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/work

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baine406

You work as the head of elephants and earn Cash50

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/slut

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jacks_101.

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D Cash143 : D

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/work

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jacks_101.

You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make Cash68 for your insight into the future.

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/work

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jacks_101.

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

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/money

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/work

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halrirae

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn Cash99

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/work

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ramirr_goated

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got Cash96 for your efforts!

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/slut

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ramirr_goated

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/dep all

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/crime

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ramirr_goated

You tried to jump the old lady walking down the street. Turns out she had a gun, and robbed you blind of Cash623

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shit

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no way

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/work

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mameilleureennemie.

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive Cash92

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/slut

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mameilleureennemie.

Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you Cash383

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/crime

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mameilleureennemie.

A drone drops off your mysterious package and you sell it for Cash270

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I can do crime but can't be slut?

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Where is the logic

hearty flame
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/crime

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hamzababic

You were a hacker and stole Robux Cash420

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/deposit

lethal laurel
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/work

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red24hr_34869

You work as a smarties expert and earn Cash91

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/work

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red24hr_34869

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 minutes and 8 seconds.

feral lava
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/crime

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max21589

You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined Cash537

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/slut

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max21589

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost Cash377

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/work

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max21589

You serve the customers and receive Cash83

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/crime

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starrawrrahh

You steal Cash684 from your boss and didn't get caught.

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/work

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starrawrrahh

You work as a high school student with no life. Have Cash59 because we pity you.

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/work

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starrawrrahh

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 8 seconds.

gilded sparrow
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/slut

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jurassickid7313

You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined Cash400 for disturbing the public peace.

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/work

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jurassickid7313

You work as an onion chopper and get paid Cash58 for chopping onions in a restaurant.

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/ crime

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jurassickid7313

You hack into a celebrity's social media account and sell access to it for Cash369.

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/slut

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max21589

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you Cash376.

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/crime

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max21589

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/work

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max21589

You work as a professional snail racer and win Cash51

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/work

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red24hr_34869

You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays Cash73 for your services.

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/work

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halrirae

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned Cash93

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/rob @hasty plover

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mialcv

xmark You were caught attempting to rob lets.start.mischeif, and have been fined Cash388.

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NOOO

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WHAT

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/work

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mialcv

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid Cash89.

dusky ocean
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/slut

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mialcv

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay Cash400

dusky ocean
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asshole

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/crime

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mialcv

You plagiarised a school project and have been given a Cash392 fine.

dusky ocean
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WHAT THE HELL

hasty plover
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Bitch

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Bitch.

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/slut

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max21589

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect Cash121 in one night.

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/crime

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max21589

You break into a lab and steal a canister of radioactive material, which you sell to a shady organisation for Cash335.

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/work

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max21589

You work as a help desk technician and earn Cash87

feral lava
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Thank god above

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share.

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/work

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misfitindividuality

You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn Cash61

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/slut

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misfitindividuality

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay Cash188 for child support before disownment.

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I'm a father now 👨

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😭

feral lava
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/work

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max21589

You work as a children's toy tester and earn Cash94

hasty plover
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Omg

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That was an accident I swear

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/slut

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lets.start.mischeif

You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined Cash101

hasty plover
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It's fine

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/work

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lets.start.mischeif

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make Cash87 for your vivid imagination.

dusky ocean
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/work

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mialcv

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you Cash63 for helping them out.

cerulean inlet
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/sput

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/slut

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arthur_1899.

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you Cash251 in return!

cerulean inlet
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/slut

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arthur_1899.

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 53 seconds.

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/work

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arthur_1899.

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn Cash90

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/crime

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max21589

You steal a famous artist's paintbrush and sell it to a collector for Cash393.

feral lava
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/slut

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max21589

You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to Cash374.

feral lava
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/work

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max21589

You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn Cash76.

keen trench
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/slut

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pogglez

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you Cash223

dusky ocean
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/slut

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mialcv

You rake in Cash170, but your butthole will never be the same...

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.

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what?

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/work

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mialcv

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn Cash85.

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/crime

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mialcv

You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost Cash342

dusky ocean
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FOD

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FMSNIT

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/work

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mini_comet3

You work as an Irish dancer and earn Cash62

ruby egret
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/crime

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mini_comet3

You hack into a company's database and sell their trade secrets to a competitor for Cash292.

ruby egret
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/slut

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mini_comet3

You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined Cash296.

ruby egret
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/dep all

keen trench
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/crime

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pogglez

You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined Cash240 and lost all your toilet paper.

keen trench
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lol

spice venture
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/slut

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jordan047401

You whip it out and manage to rake in Cash380

spice venture
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/work

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jordan047401

You work all day at the factory Cash95

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/work

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mialcv

You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth Cash69.

dusky ocean
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/slut

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mialcv

You hooked up with a couple of guys for Cash318

tiny granite
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/slut

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r4aderr

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you Cash363 for the night.

tiny granite
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/crime

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r4aderr

You were caught throwing litter out of your car window and have been fined Cash657.

tiny granite
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/work

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r4aderr

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get Cash72 for all your items.

hardy heron
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/work

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heavyisthedynastie

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make Cash93!

hardy heron
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/rob mialcv

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heavyisthedynastie

xmark You were caught attempting to rob mialcv, and have been fined Cash293.

hardy heron
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i tried

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/work

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halrirae

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn Cash84

gilded sparrow
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/slut

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jurassickid7313

Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in Cash105

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/crime

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jurassickid7313

You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined Cash337.

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/ work

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jurassickid7313

After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you Cash88, it must be your lucky day!

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linkzzed

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make Cash90 for your lack of effort.

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linkzzed

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 20 seconds.

dusky ocean
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/work

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mialcv

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you Cash57

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/crime

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mialcv

You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined Cash433

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omfg

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i would to

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/slut

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mialcv

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid Cash320

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..

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so i walked into the sting

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and then

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one of them

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ok.

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/work

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halrirae

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make Cash57 from ad revenue.

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/work

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halrirae

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth Cash83.

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/work

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mialcv

You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid Cash73 for moving traffic cones on the road.

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yay!

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..

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/crime

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mialcv

You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined Cash541 and lost all your toilet paper.

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NOOO

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/slut

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mialcv

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated Cash315 to your Patreon!

dusky ocean
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oh!

hasty plover
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/slut

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lets.start.mischeif

You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job Cash300

hasty plover
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Nice.

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/work

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lets.start.mischeif

You work as a Penguinologist and earn Cash88

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/slut

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max21589

You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent Cash203 on medical bills.

feral lava
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What

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/crime

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max21589

After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined Cash421 but you really don't remember.

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/work

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max21589

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got Cash98

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/slut

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max21589

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you Cash308 for the night.

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/crime

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max21589

You sneak into a zoo and steal a penguin, selling it on the black market for Cash266

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/work

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max21589

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make Cash73 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

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/work

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max21589

You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make Cash90.

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/work

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mialcv

You work as a Penguinologist and earn Cash99

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/crime

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mialcv

You impersonate a police officer and steal confiscated drugs, selling them for Cash387

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!!

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/work

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lets.start.mischeif

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get Cash76 for all your items.

hasty plover
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/slut

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lets.start.mischeif

You have a good night out and earn Cash176.

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/crime

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lets.start.mischeif

You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you Cash612.

hasty plover
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Whatev's

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/work

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mialcv

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make Cash94 off of donations.

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!

tiny granite
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/work

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r4aderr

You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid Cash89 for sorting jelly beans by color.

tiny granite
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/crime

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r4aderr

You break into a science lab and steal an experimental formula, selling it to a pharmaceutical company for Cash279

tiny granite
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/slut

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r4aderr

You flashed your tits while streaming and received Cash206 in donations!

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/work

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possum.soup

You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made Cash100 off your performance.

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/slut

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possum.soup

You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay Cash385 for surgery.

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/crime

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possum.soup

The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate Cash595

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Omg

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/work

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mialcv

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn Cash53

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/crime

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mialcv

You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined Cash691

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.………….

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/slut

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mialcv

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped Cash311

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im broke

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wdym

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/slut

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max21589

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you Cash147 for your solid work.

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/crime

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max21589

You steal your grandma's purse, and find Cash376 and some butterscotch candy.

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/work

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max21589

Just take the Cash67 and go...

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Woo

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/work

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jordan047401

You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make Cash78 for spreading joy and happiness.

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/slut

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jordan047401

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you Cash106 for the night.

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/slut

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possum.soup

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you Cash214 and maybe chlamydia.

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/crime

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possum.soup

You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you Cash540

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/woek

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/work

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possum.soup

You work as a police officer and earn Cash63

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/crime

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max21589

Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back Cash691 to dodge death.

feral lava
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/slut

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max21589

A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you Cash363 for having your junk out.

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/work

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max21589

You work as a cross dresser model and earn Cash92

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/work

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r4aderr

You work as crisis actor and earn Cash85.

tiny granite
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/bar

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/crime

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r4aderr

You're short when trying to pay for your food at Wawa, and take one too many pennies from their tips jar. Hang your head in shame and give Cash85 to make up for it

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/slut

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r4aderr

Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes Cash0, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.

tiny granite
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/rob @feral lava

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r4aderr

xmark You attempted to rob max21589, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

feral lava
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I’m in debt 😭

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/work

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max21589

You work as a beefeater and earn Cash88

feral lava
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/slut

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max21589

Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined Cash162.

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/crime

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max21589

You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a Cash600 fine!

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/work

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max21589

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn Cash93

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God damn

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/work

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possum.soup

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn Cash75

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/slut

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possum.soup

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw Cash386 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

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/crime

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possum.soup

You walk down the street and find someone beating up an old man...so you decided to join in on the fun and get Cash625 from the man's wallet.

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Phew

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/crime

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w3lly123

Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose Cash200

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/work

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w3lly123

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn Cash58

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/collect

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w3lly123

xmark You have no role income to collect!

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/slut

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w3lly123

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you Cash188 after.

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/work

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halrirae

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn Cash51

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/work

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halrirae

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn Cash68

ruby void
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/work

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queenhoneybee01

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you Cash51.

ruby void
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/crime

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queenhoneybee01

You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back Cash334.

ruby void
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/slut

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queenhoneybee01

You shake what your momma gave you for Cash295.

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/work

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halrirae

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found Cash55 on the floor.

ripe badger
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/crime

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_thatonedrunkguy

You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back Cash425.

ripe badger
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/crime

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_thatonedrunkguy

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.

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/work

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_thatonedrunkguy

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned Cash82

feral lava
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/collect

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max21589

xmark You have no role income to collect!

feral lava
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How

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/slut

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max21589

You rake in Cash233, but your butthole will never be the same...

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/work

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max21589

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive Cash68

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/crime

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max21589

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max21589

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miraak10

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miraak10

You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined Cash291.

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miraak10

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miraak10

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max21589

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max21589

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miraak10

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max21589

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miraak10

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miraak10

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miraak10

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miraak10

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miraak10

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max21589

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miraak10

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miraak10

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 7 minutes and 8 seconds.

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miraak10

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 52 seconds.

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max21589

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max21589

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max21589

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miraak10

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miraak10

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miraak10

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miraak10

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miraak10

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 2 seconds.

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miraak10

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn Cash72

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miraak10

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 47 minutes and 2 seconds.

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max21589

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halrirae

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max21589

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max21589

You steal a police officer's uniform and use it to rob a bank, making off with Cash603.

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max21589

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid Cash56.

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miraak10

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miraak10

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mialcv

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in Cash62

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mialcv

You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay Cash102 to get it repaired.

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mialcv

You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined Cash324 for messing with the wrong dolphin!

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max21589

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possum.soup

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possum.soup

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained Cash158 for your hard work.

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possum.soup

You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost Cash346

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miraak10

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you Cash181 and maybe chlamydia.

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miraak10

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red24hr_34869

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red24hr_34869

You steal a luxury yacht and sell it to a wealthy businessman for Cash515.

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baine406

You work as a professional apologiser and earn Cash51

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miraak10

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for Cash67.

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miraak10

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 42 seconds.

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baine406

You found Cash58 on the floor.

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max21589

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost Cash195

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max21589

You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined Cash406

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max21589

You work as a serial murderer... and earn Cash96

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mialcv

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up Cash262

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mialcv

Find some weed and sell it for Cash603

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mialcv

You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make Cash61.

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miraak10

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn Cash53

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miraak10

You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse, Cash126 went down your toilet

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miraak10

You steal someone's Halloween candy and give your friend half of it. He pays you Cash578

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miraak10

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 45 seconds.

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miraak10

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 54 minutes and 7 seconds.

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miraak10

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved Cash71!

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possum.soup

You work at the dump all day. Then you found Cash52 from a thrown out wallet.

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possum.soup

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost Cash153

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possum.soup

You killed a man and liked it, you got Cash382

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w3lly123

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

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w3lly123

You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay Cash246 for the damage.

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w3lly123

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated Cash106 to your Patreon!

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w3lly123

You help clean up the local theater. You find Cash88 strewn about between the seats!

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jurassickid7313

You managed to get with a famous actress for Cash359

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jurassickid7313

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you Cash95.

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halrirae

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make Cash52!

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.slayerjesse

You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed Cash68.

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.slayerjesse

You sell cellular phones for a whopping Cash318

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halrirae

You clean off the counters and get paid Cash50

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max21589

You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay Cash130 to get it repaired.

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max21589

You ransacked your manager's home, found his prized alarm clock, and sold it for Cash309

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max21589

You clean the chimney and find Cash65.

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miraak10

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn Cash55

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miraak10

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent Cash119 to your Patreon

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romper_stomper82

You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay Cash200 to get it repaired.

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miraak10

You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make Cash62 for your skills in temporal navigation.

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miraak10

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 13 seconds.

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miraak10

You invaded a hangout party and stole Cash363

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mialcv

You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed Cash76.

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mialcv

You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined Cash321

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mialcv

You have a good night out and earn Cash126.

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miraak10

You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to Cash214.

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miraak10

You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn Cash90, albeit reluctantly.

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miraak10

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 39 minutes and 9 seconds.

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lets.start.mischeif

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you Cash362

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lets.start.mischeif

You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn Cash93.

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halrirae

You work as a model and earn Cash68

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miraak10

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth Cash87.

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/slut

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miraak10

Your pimp gives you an extra Cash381

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miraak10

You find a wallet on the ground containing Cash316. You pick it up and look at the ID inside. You see the man on the ID card running around frantically looking for said wallet. You pocket the wallet and walk away.

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miraak10

You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid Cash100 for streaming it online.

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/slut

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miraak10

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 51 seconds.

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/slut

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miraak10

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 7 minutes and 39 seconds.

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miraak10

stopwatch You cannot work for 42 seconds.

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miraak10

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 7 minutes and 36 seconds.

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mini_comet3

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of Cash52.

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mini_comet3

You flashed your tits while streaming and received Cash105 in donations!

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mini_comet3

A sudden gust of wind blows away Cash523

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miraak10

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you Cash68

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/slut

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miraak10

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 7 seconds.

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/slut

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miraak10

That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay Cash337 in hospital fees.

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miraak10

You steal a child's piggy bank for Cash525

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bat_mann

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid Cash99

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bat_mann

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

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bat_mann

Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined Cash299

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miraak10

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn Cash84

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miraak10

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 43 minutes and 17 seconds.

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possum.soup

You slept in a bed and found Cash99 under your pillow when you woke up

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possum.soup

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with Cash375.

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possum.soup

You call a few friends and raid a newspaper shop with machetes. The operation is successful, and from the loot you earn Cash500.

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miraak10

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you Cash57 when you got back home

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/slut

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miraak10

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 20 minutes and 17 seconds.

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c.merchant.275_07377

You take it up the ass for Cash274

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/slut

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c.merchant.275_07377

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.

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c.merchant.275_07377

You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you Cash83 for the hard work

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c.merchant.275_07377

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

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c.merchant.275_07377

You rob a liquor store for Cash278

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/work

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miraak10

You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make Cash87 for your insight into the future.

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/slut

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miraak10

You get Cash199 through donations on your cam stream.

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/crime

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miraak10

You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for Cash564

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milly090528

Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes Cash253.

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milly090528

You held the planet ransom with nukes for Cash494

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milly090528

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 45 seconds.

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/rob @iron pendant

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milly090528

xmark You attempted to rob miraak10, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

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goober_13432

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn Cash76

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goober_13432

You were caught making shitty memes and lost Cash283

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goober_13432

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 32 seconds.

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goober_13432

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 58 seconds.

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/slut

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goober_13432

You post nudes on the internet for Cash310

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goober_13432

stopwatch You cannot work for 5 minutes and 13 seconds.

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#

/slut

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goober_13432

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 56 minutes and 40 seconds.

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goober_13432

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 2 seconds.

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stopwatch You cannot work for 52 seconds.

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stopwatch You cannot work for 17 seconds.

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goober_13432

You work as a professional cuddler and earn Cash81

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dttmcourtz

You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip Cash60.

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#

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goober_13432

xmark You were caught attempting to rob dttmcourtz, and have been fined Cash291.

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#

/rob @ripe badger

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dttmcourtz

xmark You've been fined Cash274 for trying to rob a poor person.

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goober_13432

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 seconds.

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goober_13432

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn Cash55

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/crime

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goober_13432

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 38 minutes and 47 seconds.

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miraak10

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn Cash74

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/slut

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miraak10

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 6 seconds.

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miraak10

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 24 minutes and 4 seconds.

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#

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max21589

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of Cash308!

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max21589

You rob a gas station of all its fidget spinners. You sell them for Cash287 to some 11 year olds.

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max21589

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned Cash76.

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baine406

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid Cash80 for doing his job.

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mini_comet3

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you Cash66

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/slut

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mini_comet3

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you Cash146 to stop because that's weird.

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/crime

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mini_comet3

After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined Cash528 but you really don't remember.

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max21589

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn Cash98

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#

/crime

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max21589

You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you Cash627 for being a lazy ass person.

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/slut

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max21589

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash242.

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miraak10

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for Cash85

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/slut

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miraak10

You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and Cash362.

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miraak10

You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of Cash639!

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halrirae

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miraak10

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miraak10

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miraak10

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max21589

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max21589

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max21589

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darrmanfam0096

You lied on your tax return and have been fined Cash493.

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darrmanfam0096

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mialcv

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mialcv

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dusky ocean
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mialcv

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dusky ocean
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miraak10

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iron pendant
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miraak10

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miraak10

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miraak10

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iron pendant
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miraak10

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 38 seconds.

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lets.start.mischeif

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lets.start.mischeif

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mini_comet3

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/slut

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mini_comet3

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mini_comet3

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rocky tundra
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bat_mann

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bat_mann

You have worked in the prison gardens for Cash99

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bat_mann

You steal a pink McLaren and sell it to Kim Kardashian for Cash344

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bat_mann

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 32 seconds.

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possum.soup

You did a fundraiser and raised Cash78

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/slut

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possum.soup

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possum.soup

You dabbed on the haters and got Cash533

hasty plover
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lets.start.mischeif

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn Cash279.

hasty plover
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lets.start.mischeif

You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make Cash100 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.

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mini_comet3

You work as a pumpkin picker Cash97

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/slut

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mini_comet3

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mini_comet3

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tony_267

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tony_267

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.

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/crime

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tony_267

You assassinate an actor for Cash374

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/slut

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tony_267

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you Cash385 to stop because that's weird.

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miraak10

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iron pendant
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/slut

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miraak10

You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent Cash328 on medical bills.

iron pendant
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/crime

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miraak10

The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined Cash428

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wydieg

A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you Cash106 for having your junk out.

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/crime

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wydieg

You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay Cash94 or go to jail.

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wydieg

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max21589

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received Cash173 from the men.

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/crime

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max21589

You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of Cash598

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max21589

You work as a professional tea taster and earn Cash54 for tasting different types of tea.

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Ban KingNothing

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diceguyorsmth

You clean off the counters and get paid Cash96

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/crime

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diceguyorsmth

You've been asked to steal the last tiramisu from the kitchen, you got Cash598 for a job well done.

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/slur

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/slut

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diceguyorsmth

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent Cash257 to your Patreon

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possum.soup

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you Cash75 for watching.

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/slut

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possum.soup

You rake in Cash391, but your butthole will never be the same...

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/crime

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possum.soup

You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of Cash467

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kharalynnreads

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive Cash70

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/slut

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kharalynnreads

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with Cash390.

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jojo_jonnycage_92951

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in Cash60.

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jojo_jonnycage_92951

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 45 seconds.

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/slut

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jojo_jonnycage_92951

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain Cash105!

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/crime

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jojo_jonnycage_92951

You hack into a bank account and transfer Cash690 to your own account

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/work

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jojo_jonnycage_92951

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got Cash79 for it!

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/slut

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jojo_jonnycage_92951

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 30 minutes and 6 seconds.

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/crime

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jojo_jonnycage_92951

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 30 minutes and 8 seconds.

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kikigaming4you

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you Cash50 for your work.

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/crime

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kikigaming4you

You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of Cash433!

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/slut

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kikigaming4you

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you Cash290 and maybe chlamydia.

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kharalynnreads

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive Cash70

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/slut

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kharalynnreads

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 32 seconds.

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kharalynnreads

You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got Cash625 taken away from you!

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/slut

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max21589

You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay Cash132 to get it out

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/crime

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max21589

During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing Cash359 when you wake up.

feral lava
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max21589

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received Cash71!

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possum.soup

You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make Cash91 for your entertaining bedtime stories.

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halrirae

You found Cash94 lying on the floor in General Chat!

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migueldelbetis

You work all day at the factory Cash72

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migueldelbetis

Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay Cash155 for a new one.

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migueldelbetis

You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is Cash284.

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max21589

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash111.

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/crime

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max21589

Your SoundCloud DJ roommate plays his music at 120 DB until 5 am in the morning. In a seething blind rage, you kill him and sell his equipment for Cash290.

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max21589

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of Cash55

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miraak10

You have a successful YouTube channel and make Cash69 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

iron pendant
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/slut

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miraak10

You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined Cash69 for disturbing the public peace.

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/crime

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miraak10

You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay Cash0 for damages

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halrirae

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got Cash60.

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miraak10

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/slut

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miraak10

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 25 seconds.

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miraak10

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make Cash72 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

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/slut

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miraak10

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn Cash261.

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/crime

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miraak10

You steal a hobo's money jar for Cash590

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jurassickid7313

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jurassickid7313

You clean off the counters and get paid Cash89

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jurassickid7313

You steal a street sign and sell it to a collector for Cash316

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/pay

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max21589

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you Cash204 for the night.

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/crime

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max21589

You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined Cash478

feral lava
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max21589

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make Cash77

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/slut

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milly090528

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped Cash128

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milly090528

You work as a water slide tester and earn Cash60

midnight vortex
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/rob

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milly090528

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

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/rob @feral lava

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milly090528

xmark You attempted to rob max21589, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

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milly090528

You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined Cash0.

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milly090528

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.

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mialcv

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find Cash84 worth of scrap.

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/slut

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mialcv

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of Cash378!

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mialcv

You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a Cash320 fine.

dusky ocean
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halrirae

You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive Cash60

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goober_13432

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goober_13432

Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes Cash133.

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/crime

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goober_13432

Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you Cash0

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/rob @iron pendant

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goober_13432

xmark You've been fined Cash0 for trying to rob a poor person.

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/slut

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kharalynnreads

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn Cash375

potent anvil
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kharalynnreads

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you Cash76.

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kharalynnreads

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 5 seconds.

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kharalynnreads

You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for Cash619.

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ultiwonder

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn Cash61

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/crime

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ultiwonder

You steal a celebrity's personal diary and sell it to a gossip magazine for Cash526.

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red24hr_34869

You got cloned for science. You earned Cash93

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/crime

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red24hr_34869

You receive an unmarked letter in the post. Inside is a cheque of Cash469, which probably means that the "business" went well.

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halflife1fan_45741

You sneak into a farm and steal a cow, selling it to a butcher for Cash537

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/work

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halflife1fan_45741

You clean off the tables and get paid Cash78

frigid patrol
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/work

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halflife1fan_45741

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 55 seconds.

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/rob

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halflife1fan_45741

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

hasty plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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lets.start.mischeif

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay Cash173 for child support before disownment.

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/work

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lets.start.mischeif

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you Cash69 for helping them out.

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/slut

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max21589

You take it up the ass for Cash164

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/work

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max21589

You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays Cash61 for your services.

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/crime

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max21589

You found Cash289 under your bus seat. Shhh! Don't tell anyone.

ripe badger
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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lazer_lazer2

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's Cash262

ripe badger
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/rob

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lazer_lazer2

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

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/slut

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lazer_lazer2

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 41 seconds.

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/work

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lazer_lazer2

You work as crisis actor and earn Cash84.

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jojo_jonnycage_92951

You work as a police officer and earn Cash75

opal sandal
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/slut

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jojo_jonnycage_92951

You suck some toes and earn Cash221

opal sandal
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/crime

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jojo_jonnycage_92951

You dress up as a clown and rob a bank, managing to escape with Cash606

potent anvil
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/slut

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kharalynnreads

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have Cash379

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kharalynnreads

You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid Cash94 for moving traffic cones on the road.

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/crime

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kharalynnreads

You ransacked your manager's home, found his prized alarm clock, and sold it for Cash305

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possum.soup

You take part in a medical research study and get paid Cash55 for your participation.

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/slut

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possum.soup

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with Cash307.

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/crime

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possum.soup

You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined Cash581

umbral mango
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ultiwonder

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of Cash67 anyway.

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/slut