#back-room
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Your pimp gives you an extra
311
Yay
/crime
You were caught with your pants down outside the cemetery, and have been given a
30 fine!
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
205!
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
78
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
70
/crime
You storm the local police station and steal all their bribery money worth
657
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing
142 to resolve your burnt skin.
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
50
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
143 : D
/work
You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make
68 for your insight into the future.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/money
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
99
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
96 for your efforts!
/slut
You earned
160 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
You tried to jump the old lady walking down the street. Turns out she had a gun, and robbed you blind of
623
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
92
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
383
/crime
A drone drops off your mysterious package and you sell it for
270
/crime
You were a hacker and stole Robux
420
/deposit
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
91
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 8 seconds.
/crime
You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined
537
/slut
You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost
377
/work
You serve the customers and receive
83
/crime
You steal
684 from your boss and didn't get caught.
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
59 because we pity you.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 8 seconds.
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
400 for disturbing the public peace.
/work
You work as an onion chopper and get paid
58 for chopping onions in a restaurant.
/ crime
You hack into a celebrity's social media account and sell access to it for
369.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
376.
/crime
It's your lucky day! You found an unlocked bus and took out
697 from the box of fares.
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
51
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
73 for your services.
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
93
/rob @hasty plover
You were caught attempting to rob lets.start.mischeif, and have been fined
388.
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
89.
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
400
You plagiarised a school project and have been given a
392 fine.
WHAT THE HELL
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
121 in one night.
/crime
You break into a lab and steal a canister of radioactive material, which you sell to a shady organisation for
335.
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
87
Thank god above
share.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
61
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
188 for child support before disownment.
I'm a father now 👨
😭
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
94
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
101
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make
87 for your vivid imagination.
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
63 for helping them out.
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
251 in return!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
90
/crime
You steal a famous artist's paintbrush and sell it to a collector for
393.
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
374.
/work
You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn
76.
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
223
/slut
You rake in
170, but your butthole will never be the same...
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
85.
/crime
You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost
342
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
62
/crime
You hack into a company's database and sell their trade secrets to a competitor for
292.
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
296.
/dep all
/crime
You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined
240 and lost all your toilet paper.
lol
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
380
/work
You work all day at the factory
95
/work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth
69.
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
318
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
363 for the night.
/crime
You were caught throwing litter out of your car window and have been fined
657.
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
72 for all your items.
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
93!
/rob mialcv
You were caught attempting to rob mialcv, and have been fined
293.
i tried
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
84
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
105
/crime
You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined
337.
/ work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
88, it must be your lucky day!
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make
90 for your lack of effort.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 20 seconds.
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
57
/crime
You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined
433
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
320
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
57 from ad revenue.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
83.
/work
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid
73 for moving traffic cones on the road.
You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined
541 and lost all your toilet paper.
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
315 to your Patreon!
oh!
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
300
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
88
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
203 on medical bills.
After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined
421 but you really don't remember.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
98
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
308 for the night.
/crime
You sneak into a zoo and steal a penguin, selling it on the black market for
266
/work
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
73 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/work
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
90.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
99
/crime
You impersonate a police officer and steal confiscated drugs, selling them for
387
!!
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
76 for all your items.
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
176.
/crime
You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you
612.
Whatev's
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
94 off of donations.
!
/work
You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid
89 for sorting jelly beans by color.
/crime
You break into a science lab and steal an experimental formula, selling it to a pharmaceutical company for
279
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
206 in donations!
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
100 off your performance.
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
385 for surgery.
/crime
The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate
595
Omg
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
53
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined
691
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
311
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
147 for your solid work.
/crime
You steal your grandma's purse, and find
376 and some butterscotch candy.
/work
Just take the
67 and go...
Woo
/work
You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make
78 for spreading joy and happiness.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
106 for the night.
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
214 and maybe chlamydia.
/crime
You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you
540
You work as a police officer and earn
63
/crime
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
691 to dodge death.
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
363 for having your junk out.
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
92
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
85.
You're short when trying to pay for your food at Wawa, and take one too many pennies from their tips jar. Hang your head in shame and give
85 to make up for it
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
0, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/rob @feral lava
You attempted to rob max21589, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
I’m in debt 😭
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
88
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
162.
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a
600 fine!
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
93
God damn
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
75
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
386 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/crime
You walk down the street and find someone beating up an old man...so you decided to join in on the fun and get
625 from the man's wallet.
Phew
/crime
Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose
200
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
58
/collect
You have no role income to collect!
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
188 after.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
51
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
68
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
51.
/crime
You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back
334.
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
295.
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
55 on the floor.
/crime
You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back
425.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
82
/collect
You have no role income to collect!
You rake in
233, but your butthole will never be the same...
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
68
/crime
You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined
621
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
73
/work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make
91 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
/crime
You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined
291.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
54
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
87 worth of scrap.
yeah
/crime
You were caught stealing a bike and have been fined
292.
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
71 on the way back home!
You shake what your momma gave you for
106.
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
171!
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
77
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 46 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
100 from ad revenue.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 17 minutes and 34 seconds.
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
82!
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
91 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 7 minutes and 8 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 52 seconds.
/slut
You earn
244 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
74.
/crime
You stole a Mi-24 Helicopter and sold it for
489 on the market
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
340
/work
You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make
63 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 50 seconds.
/crime
Those weren't girl scout cookies, but hey you got
343
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 2 seconds.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
72
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 47 minutes and 2 seconds.
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
88!
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
81!
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
136.
/crime
You steal a police officer's uniform and use it to rob a bank, making off with
603.
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
56.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
50.
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
54
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
351, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
62
/slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
102 to get it repaired.
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined
324 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
ih
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
73
/work
You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid
72 to dust off dinosaur fossils.
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
158 for your hard work.
/crime
You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost
346
Dammit
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
181 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
77
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
63
/crime
You steal a luxury yacht and sell it to a wealthy businessman for
515.
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
51
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
67.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You found
58 on the floor.
/slut
You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost
195
/crime
You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined
406
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
96
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
262
/crime
Find some weed and sell it for
603
/work
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make
61.
am i out of debt..?
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
53
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
126 went down your toilet
/crime
You steal someone's Halloween candy and give your friend half of it. He pays you
578
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 45 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 54 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
71!
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
52 from a thrown out wallet.
You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost
153
/crime
You killed a man and liked it, you got
382
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay
246 for the damage.
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
106 to your Patreon!
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
88 strewn about between the seats!
/ slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
359
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
95.
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
52!
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
68.
/crime
You sell cellular phones for a whopping
318
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
50
/slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
130 to get it repaired.
/crime
You ransacked your manager's home, found his prized alarm clock, and sold it for
309
/work
You clean the chimney and find
65.
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
55
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
119 to your Patreon
/slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
200 to get it repaired.
/work
You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make
62 for your skills in temporal navigation.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 13 seconds.
/crime
You invaded a hangout party and stole
363
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
76.
/crime
You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined
321
You have a good night out and earn
126.
oh.
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
214.
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
90, albeit reluctantly.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 39 minutes and 9 seconds.
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
362
/work
You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn
93.
/work
You work as a model and earn
68
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
87.
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
381
/crime
You find a wallet on the ground containing
316. You pick it up and look at the ID inside. You see the man on the ID card running around frantically looking for said wallet. You pocket the wallet and walk away.
/work
You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid
100 for streaming it online.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 51 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 7 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 42 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 7 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
52.
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
105 in donations!
/crime
A sudden gust of wind blows away
523
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
68
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 7 seconds.
/slut
That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
337 in hospital fees.
/crime
You steal a child's piggy bank for
525
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
99
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/slut
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined
299
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
84
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 43 minutes and 17 seconds.
/work
You slept in a bed and found
99 under your pillow when you woke up
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
375.
/crime
You call a few friends and raid a newspaper shop with machetes. The operation is successful, and from the loot you earn
500.
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
57 when you got back home
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 20 minutes and 17 seconds.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
274
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
83 for the hard work
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/crime
You rob a liquor store for
278
/work
You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make
87 for your insight into the future.
/slut
You get
199 through donations on your cam stream.
/crime
You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for
564
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
253.
You held the planet ransom with nukes for
494
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 45 seconds.
/rob @iron pendant
You attempted to rob miraak10, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
76
/crime
You were caught making shitty memes and lost
283
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 32 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 58 seconds.
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
310
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 13 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 56 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 2 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 52 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 17 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
81
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
60.
/rob @quasi merlin
You were caught attempting to rob dttmcourtz, and have been fined
291.
/rob @ripe badger
You've been fined
274 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You cannot work for 7 seconds.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
55
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 38 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
74
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 6 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 24 minutes and 4 seconds.
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
308!
/crime
You rob a gas station of all its fidget spinners. You sell them for
287 to some 11 year olds.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
76.
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
80 for doing his job.
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
66
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
146 to stop because that's weird.
/crime
After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined
528 but you really don't remember.
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
98
/crime
You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you
627 for being a lazy ass person.
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
242.
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
85
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
362.
/crime
You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of
639!
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
81
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
221
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
85
/crime
You steal a famous musician's guitar and sell it to a fan for
666
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
249.
/crime
You were caught vandalising a public restroom and have been fined
262.
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
66.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
83
/crime
You lied on your tax return and have been fined
493.
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
323.
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
95
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
148 to have them cleaned
/crime
You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you
412
UGH
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
87
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
133
/crime
You rob an ATM, but the CCTV captures your face. You are fined
565
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
65
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 38 seconds.
/slut
You get paid
381 for crossdressing
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
64
/work
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
85 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/slut
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost
228
/crime
You decided to embrace your inner dark side, and promptly massacre an entire nation, netting you
561
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
165.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
99
/crime
You steal a pink McLaren and sell it to Kim Kardashian for
344
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 32 seconds.
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
78
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
392.
/crime
You dabbed on the haters and got
533
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
279.
/work
You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make
100 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
97
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
311.
/crime
You kill someone and sell their organs for
622
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
90
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/crime
You assassinate an actor for
374
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
385 to stop because that's weird.
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
56
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
328 on medical bills.
/crime
The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined
428
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
106 for having your junk out.
/crime
You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay
94 or go to jail.
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
51 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
173 from the men.
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
598
/work
You work as a professional tea taster and earn
54 for tasting different types of tea.
Ban KingNothing
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
96
/crime
You've been asked to steal the last tiramisu from the kitchen, you got
598 for a job well done.
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
257 to your Patreon
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
75 for watching.
/slut
You rake in
391, but your butthole will never be the same...
/crime
You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of
467
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
70
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
390.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
60.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 45 seconds.
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
105!
/crime
You hack into a bank account and transfer
690 to your own account
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
79 for it!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 30 minutes and 6 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 30 minutes and 8 seconds.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
50 for your work.
/crime
You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of
433!
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
290 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
70
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 32 seconds.
You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got
625 taken away from you!
/slut
You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay
132 to get it out
/crime
During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing
359 when you wake up.
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
71!
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
91 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
/work
You found
94 lying on the floor in General Chat!
You work all day at the factory
72
/slut
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay
155 for a new one.
/crime
You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is
284.
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
111.
/crime
Your SoundCloud DJ roommate plays his music at 120 DB until 5 am in the morning. In a seething blind rage, you kill him and sell his equipment for
290.
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
55
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
69 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
69 for disturbing the public peace.
/crime
You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay
0 for damages
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
60.
/work
You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make
100 for your unicorn whispering skills.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 25 seconds.
/work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make
72 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
261.
/crime
You steal a hobo's money jar for
590
/ slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
161.
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
89
/ crime
You steal a street sign and sell it to a collector for
316
/pay
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
204 for the night.
/crime
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined
478
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
77
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
128
You work as a water slide tester and earn
60
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @feral lava
You attempted to rob max21589, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined
0.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
84 worth of scrap.
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
378!
You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a
320 fine.
ADJEUI
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
60
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
69.
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
133.
/crime
Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you
0
/rob @iron pendant
You've been fined
0 for trying to rob a poor person.
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
375
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
76.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 5 seconds.
/crime
You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for
619.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
61
/crime
You steal a celebrity's personal diary and sell it to a gossip magazine for
526.
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
93
/crime
You receive an unmarked letter in the post. Inside is a cheque of
469, which probably means that the "business" went well.
/crime
You sneak into a farm and steal a cow, selling it to a butcher for
537
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
78
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 55 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
173 for child support before disownment.
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
69 for helping them out.
You take it up the ass for
164
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
61 for your services.
/crime
You found
289 under your bus seat. Shhh! Don't tell anyone.
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
262
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 41 seconds.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
84.
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
75
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
221
/crime
You dress up as a clown and rob a bank, managing to escape with
606
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
379
/work
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid
94 for moving traffic cones on the road.
/crime
You ransacked your manager's home, found his prized alarm clock, and sold it for
305
/work
You take part in a medical research study and get paid
55 for your participation.
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
307.
/crime
You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined
581
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
67 anyway.
/slut