You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
94.
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You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
94.
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! Youโve earned
66!
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
69.
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
333 from the client
/work
A drunk man pays you
75 to walk backwards.
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
79
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
236 on your way out of the locker room.
/crime
You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant
629
/crime
You sneak into a zoo and shave a lion, selling the fur for
254
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
58
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
66
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
59 for all your items.
/crime
You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay
614
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
192
/rob @rough cargo
You robbed
1,990 from gmierek.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
61
/rob 266042073315016714
You robbed
45 from censoredscreaming.
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
100
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
98
/crime
You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined
378 .
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
270.
/rob @river epoch
You attempted to rob diceguyorsmth, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
116 for your solid work.
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
80.
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
83.
You robbed
29 from baine406.
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
151.
/crime
You were hired as an assassin and you succeeded, earning
269
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
81
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
123
/crime
You hacked google and stole
396.
/work
You found
79 on the floor.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
53
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
254
/crime
Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay
537 in legal fees trying to clear your name
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
73
/crime
As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your
277 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
158.
/work
You hastily wipe down the cafรฉ counters. Your boss pays you
79.
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
106!
/crime
Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined
336
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
53!
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
54
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
72
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
95 for your contributions !
/crime
You access the point log and clear everything, gaining
698
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
65, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
397 for having your junk out.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 34 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 39 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 50 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob bank
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - araujo3657
2 - b3nkaii
3 - dunce_goon
4 - banks9759
5 - banks52
6 - banksgman
7 - banksiae
8 - comicbook7xv
9 - bankroll_00
10 - bankrollbran1111
/cancel
Cancelled command.
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - araujo3657
2 - b3nkaii
3 - dunce_goon
4 - banks9759
5 - banks52
6 - banksgman
7 - banksiae
8 - comicbook7xv
9 - bankroll_00
10 - bankrollbran1111
/10
Cancelled command.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob comic book 7xv
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/comicbook7xv
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
95 from a thrown out wallet.
/rob bankroll_00
You attempted to rob bankroll_00, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob banks9759
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 55 minutes.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 45 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
99
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
54
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/money
/rob wiggleworm69
You were caught attempting to rob arthur_1899., and have been fined
372.
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
81
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! Youโve earned
55!
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
183 for surgery.
/crime
You steal a car and take it to the junkyard
665
/rob @hasty plover
You attempted to rob lets.start.mischeif, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Bitch
broke ass
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
331.
You attempted to rob mialcv, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
gurl. i tried to rob u. clearly means i have NO money
๐
WOW?
Love you
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
247 and a sore ass.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
99
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
98
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
358!
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
85
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
143.
/crime
You start up a detective service for a few days, but when you finally get business you end up robbing your client for
610.
/work
You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make
72 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
110!
/crime
You were caught fishing without a license and have been fined
570.
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
75
/crime
You loiter and are fined
340.
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
388
/work
You work as a model and earn
99
/rob @rough cargo
You were caught attempting to rob gmierek, and have been fined
433.
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
76!
/crime
You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of
255!
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
167 to your Patreon
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @river epoch
You cannot rob yourself!
/rob @hasty plover
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.
lucky
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
58, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
78
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 9 minutes and 20 seconds.
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
90
/crime
You stole a dog and sold it to the old lady next door for
456
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
158
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
50
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
70
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 6 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
65
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
96
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
81
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
114.
/crime
You were fined
477 for slacking in school!
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
90.
/crime
You steal a street sign and sell it to a collector for
400
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
208.
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
86
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
81!
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
221 for your services.
/crime
You assassinate an actor for
340
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
53.
/crime
You dress up as a clown and rob a bank, managing to escape with
407
/crime
Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you
351 in sheer terror.
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
116
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
77 for a good job.
Fish
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
243 to fuck the girls inside.
You were caught attempting to rob mialcv, and have been fined
533.
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
69!
..
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
221 for having your junk out.
/crime
You are paid
682 to hit yourself.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
86
Damn
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
70
/crime
You scammed some person and got
470 in cash.
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
233 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/rob @feral lava
You were caught attempting to rob max21589, and have been fined
587.
luck is on your side
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
60 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/slut
You take it up the ass for
268
/crime
You break into a university's research facility and steal a prototype robot, which you sell to a tech company for
368.
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
60
/crime
You rob a loyal nobleman's house while he was out for brunch with another nobleman. You find
655 worth of assets.
You were caught attempting to rob max21589, and have been fined
258.
NOO
/work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth
98.
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
273
/crime
You commit a heist and manage to take
423
You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 20 seconds.
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
53 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
85!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 55 seconds.
You cannot commit a crime for 33 minutes and 56 seconds.
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
192
/crime
You dress up as a mascot and steal the team's championship trophy, which you sell to a sports memorabilia collector for
451.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
66
Woah ๐คจ
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
58
/crime
You sneak into a farm and steal a cow, selling it to a butcher for
642
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
84
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
256!
/crime
You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn
314
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
87
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
337.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
99.
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
75!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
91
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
371!
/crime
A woman gave you
515, for killing her husband!
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
61.
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
64
/crime
You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined
440
/slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
390.
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
55
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
54
/crime
The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined
625
NOOO
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
91
/crime
You walk down the street and find someone beating up an old man...so you decided to join in on the fun and get
640 from the man's wallet.
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
130 in one night.
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
53 for your team winning!
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
283!
You trip on a banana on your getaway, and get busted for
602!
You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make
52 for your dedication to dental hygiene.
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
96
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
97
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
99 for your hard work
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
79 from your peers.
/crime
A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is
605
omg.
/crime
You help illegal immigrants cross the border and they paid you
370.
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
79
/slut
You earned
286 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
540
/work
You do some work around the house for
59
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
353
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 51 minutes and 4 seconds.
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
75.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 25 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
74 strewn about between the seats!
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
229 went down your toilet
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really donโt lie. You earn
98.
/rob @dusky ocean
You were caught attempting to rob mialcv, and have been fined
438.
NUUU
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
53
Walking Dead mentioned oml
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
66
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 8 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
88
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
95.
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
345.
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
371
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
99.
/crime
You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay
680 for bail!
/rob @dusky ocean
You were caught attempting to rob mialcv, and have been fined
465.
WHY
HA
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 15 seconds.
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
51
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 47 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You serve the customers and receive
57
/crime
You steal your neighbours cat and sell it for
352
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
135.
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
73. Good job!
/crime
You break into a home to steal jewelry worth
265
YAY
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
68
You start up a detective service for a few days, but when you finally get business you end up robbing your client for
265.
omg i didnt
/work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
51 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
73
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
124
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
383
You trespassed onto private property and have been fined
383.
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
90
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
89
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
378
/work
84 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
im
ok with the head injury then
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
166.
WHAT
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
100
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
385 in a baggie next to you.
oh.
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
224 for surgery.
You were caught lying at a truth or dare question! The fine is
464.
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
55
Iโm in debt
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
237 and a sore ass.
/work
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
84 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
113, and you go ahead with it.
/crime
You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed
589
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
80
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
59
/work
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
76
/work
You work as a professional tea taster and earn
79 for tasting different types of tea.
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
56.
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
53
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
54!
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
73
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
375 from you as compensation.
โฆโฆโฆโฆ.
/slut
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay
196 for a new one.
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
59!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 46 minutes and 15 seconds.
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
94 for your contributions !
/buy
/slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
169 to get it repaired.
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
158!
/crime
You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined
661
/work
You serve the customers and receive
62
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 26 minutes and 44 seconds.
/slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined
199
/work
You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid
59 for sorting jelly beans by color.
/crime
You did a crime and got
692 from it :/
YES
/work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make
83 for your lack of effort.
/crime
You tried to jump the old lady walking down the street. Turns out she had a gun, and robbed you blind of
552
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
333.
sigh
๐ญ
/slut
Thatโs not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
274 in hospital fees.
/crime
You steal
321 from a loan shark, and move to the other side of the world.
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
54 for your hard work
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
79 off of donations.
You cannot commit a crime for 30 minutes and 8 seconds.

/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
339.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
69.
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
103
/work
You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make
90 for your expertise in unicorn management.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
90 though.
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
231 to your Patreon!
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a
531 fine!
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
87 for your team winning!
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
385
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
92
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
158
/crime
You sell your first mixtape and earn
301
/crime
You were caught littering and have been fined
438.
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
78.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 17 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! Youโve earned
88!
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
353.
You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of
594
..
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
76 on the ground.
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
91.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
84.
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
80! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
258
/crime
You were caught fishing without a license and have been fined
425.
FFS
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
65 for helping them out.
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
370 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/crime
You steal your neighbour's Wi-Fi and charge them
676 for it
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 15 minutes and 20 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 6 seconds.
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
66
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
76.
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
279
/crime
You steal
521 from your boss and didn't get caught.
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
308
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
54
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
63.
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
345.
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
100
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
291.
/work
You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make
57 for your dedication to laziness.
/crime
You hack into a social media account and post embarrassing content, demanding
654 to remove it
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
80.
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
85!
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
146
/crime
You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost
567
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
97.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
75
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
92
/crime
On Highway 9 you come across a courier heading to New Tulsa. You have a small conversation and figure out he is transporting a shipment of scavenged poker chips. Filled with greed you put a bullet in his gut and loot the package. When returning to New Tulsa you sneak the chips into the Hard Rock and cash them in for
483. No one found out... thank God.
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
300 and a real sore hangover.
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
181!
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
87
/work
You sell your crab for
88, you monster
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
365!
/crime
A stranger walks up to you and you decide to steal their clothes, you some how did it and got away with an outfit valued at
688.
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
67 off your performance.
Thank god
/work
You work as an onion chopper and get paid
66 for chopping onions in a restaurant.
/ slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
289.
/crime
Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined
642
/ balance
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
51
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
128 fine!
/crime
You steal a luxury yacht and sell it to a wealthy businessman for
437.
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
59
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
334 to fuck the girls inside.
/crime
You're short when trying to pay for your food at Wawa, and take one too many pennies from their tips jar. Hang your head in shame and give
680 to make up for it
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
71.
My days
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
100
/crime
You were caught poaching endangered wildlife and have been fined
320.
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
243 fine!
Oh no
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
189 went down your toilet
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
71!
/crime
You steal a hobo's money jar for
600
oh.
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
233 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
74
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
76
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 25 minutes and 56 seconds.
phew
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
373!
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
91 .
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
75
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
57.
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
253
You pickpocket a man/woman. You manage to get
416.
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
82
/crime
You lock pick a random house and steal some jewelry and sell it for
296
YAY
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
197 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
65
/crime
Your SoundCloud DJ roommate plays his music at 120 DB until 5 am in the morning. In a seething blind rage, you kill him and sell his equipment for
535.
YES
/slut
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost
396
/work
You gave yourself
60 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
52 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
89
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
283.
/crime
You find a wallet on the ground containing
286. You pick it up and look at the ID inside. You see the man on the ID card running around frantically looking for said wallet. You pocket the wallet and walk away.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
96
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
98 off your new game.
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
203 to fuck the girls inside.
/crime
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined
591
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
98 from selling drinks
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
191.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 42 seconds.
/crime
You were caught poaching endangered wildlife and have been fined
194.
/crime
You tried to sneak into a concert without a ticket and got caught. You have been fined
200.
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
87
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
141
/steal
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
100!
/crime
You were caught littering and have been fined
321.
You work as a police officer and earn
50
sigh
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
213 to restock.
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
97.
/slut
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined
255
/crime
You steal someone's Halloween candy and give your friend half of it. He pays you
569
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 18 minutes and 3 seconds.
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
87
You cannot be a slut for 17 minutes and 42 seconds.
OK
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
237 in donations!
You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of
237
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
65
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
58
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
51
/ slut
You work at the strip club and earn
294.
this is my first impression of you
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
90
/ work
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make
59 for your vivid imagination.
/ crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
581
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
126
/work
You develop games and earn
63.
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
95
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
oopss
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
399
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
51 in your direction.
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
96
/slut
You earned
342 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/crime
You dress up as a superhero and rob a bank, escaping with
461
/work
You found
67 lying on the floor in General Chat!
WOOO
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 47 seconds.
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
55
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
108 from the men.
/crime
You were caught using someone else's gym membership and have been fined
404.
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
57
/slut
An adult video site pays you
239 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
73
/crime
You were caught fishing without a license and have been fined
324.
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
153 from you as compensation.
/crime
You were caught speeding and have been fined
370.
/work
You serve the customers and receive
100
/crime
You get caught kicking puppies and get fined
625
You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn
59.
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
193.
okfg.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
61.
/ slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
219
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
109
/crime
You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined
485
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
58.
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
67
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
299
/crime
The local street gang pays you
407 after helping them beat an innocent citizen
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
89
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 19 minutes and 57 seconds.
thank gosh
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
89.
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
80
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
191 from the client
/crime
You kill someone and sell their organs for
616
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
94 as in return!
/work
You make a living selling weed for
67 a day
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
381.
Wow
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
61
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
151.
/crime
You were caught driving a car with expired license plates and have been fined
420.
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
358 in one night.
/crime
Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined
622.
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
59 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
200
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
69.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
99
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
208
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
69. Good job.