#back-room

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mrtrashpandacoot

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/work

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mrtrashpandacoot

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 45 seconds.

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/rob @boreal lark

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mrtrashpandacoot

check You robbed Cash166 from theguided3772.

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/slut

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mrtrashpandacoot

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 52 minutes and 36 seconds.

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/work

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mialcv

You made a great pun! Take this Cash75.

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salty.yy

You work as a professional bed tester and earn Cash94.

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/slut

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salty.yy

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your Cash294.

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Dang

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L

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/work

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mameillureennemie

You work as a head receiver and earn Cash84

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/slut

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mameillureennemie

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated Cash215 to your Patreon!

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/slut

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lifeost

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D Cash187 : D

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oop

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/work

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lifeost

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found Cash65 on the floor.

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nice

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lifeost

You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined Cash366

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halrirae

You work hard all day and your boss pays you Cash93 after the pizzeria closes down.

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:((

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lets.start.mischeif

When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost Cash229

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NO

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WDYM

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lets.start.mischeif

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 41 seconds.

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😭

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/work

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theguided3772

You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you Cash82 as in return!

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/slut

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theguided3772

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped Cash144

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/work

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theguided3772

You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made Cash84

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/slut

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theguided3772

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 19 seconds.

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/slut

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migueldelbetis

The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay Cash354 to have them cleaned

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/work

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migueldelbetis

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you Cash99, as it was originally their job

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/crime

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migueldelbetis

You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste Cash497 on getting high.

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/slut

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arthurmorganfan_

Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John Cash101

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/work

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arthurmorganfan_

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make Cash97 for your expertise in unicorn management.

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/crime

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arthurmorganfan_

You get caught kicking puppies and get fined Cash329

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/work

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arthurmorganfan_

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 32 seconds.

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/work

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justaquietthing

You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make Cash77 for your unicorn whispering skills.

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/slut

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justaquietthing

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as Cash261!

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Wtaf 😂

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/slut

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lets.start.mischeif

You rake in Cash278, but your butthole will never be the same...

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Niceee

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lets.start.mischeif

You take your cat for a walk and gain Cash78

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/work

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airpp

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make Cash75 for your expertise in unicorn management.

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/work

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baine406

You clean off the counters and get paid Cash52

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/work

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baine406

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make Cash94 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

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/slut

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lets.start.mischeif

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw Cash118 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

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Banger

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/crime

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tatchycrane

You steal change from the homeless. You got Cash500

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/slut

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tatchycrane

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw Cash132 at you.

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/work

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tatchycrane

You work as a professional sleeper and earn Cash70

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/work

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mameillureennemie

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in Cash52.

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/work

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theguided3772

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you Cash60 when you got back home

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/slut

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mrarmorer_54847

You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you Cash118!

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wth

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/work

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mrarmorer_54847

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid Cash99 for doing it

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/crime

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mrarmorer_54847

Your SoundCloud DJ roommate plays his music at 120 DB until 5 am in the morning. In a seething blind rage, you kill him and sell his equipment for Cash339.

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/work

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mialcv

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for Cash50

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/crime

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mialcv

In the guise of darkness you break into a home to steal jewelry worth Cash634

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/work

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halrirae

You serve the customers and receive Cash72

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/collect

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halrirae

xmark You have no role income to collect!

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/slut

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lets.start.mischeif

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain Cash308!

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Rubby rubby

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/work

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i_eat_fart

You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining Cash98

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/slut

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i_eat_fart

You earned Cash196 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

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/crime

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i_eat_fart

You find some farming tools and steal a few when people aren't looking and sell them to a farmer for Cash408

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/collect

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i_eat_fart

xmark You have no role income to collect!

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/slut

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lets.start.mischeif

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained Cash228 for your hard work.

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I'd never do that smh

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/work

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lets.start.mischeif

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you Cash74 to help fund the project!

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/crime

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lets.start.mischeif

You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a Cash466 fine!

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NO

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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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/slut

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lets.start.mischeif

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you Cash239 for your services.

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/slut

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max21589

Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined Cash172

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/crime

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max21589

You break into a laboratory and steal a sample of a new virus, which you sell to a bioweapons organisation for Cash287.

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/work

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max21589

You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make Cash74 for your dedication to laziness.

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/work

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theguided3772

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of Cash53

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/slut

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theguided3772

You are weirdly good with your hands, have Cash186

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/work

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halrirae

You work as a children's toy tester and earn Cash82

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/slut

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lets.start.mischeif

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned Cash320

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Self love yall

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/work

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sillygoober8282

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned Cash86. The students loved you!

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/slut

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sillygoober8282

Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra Cash100.

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/slut

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theguided3772

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated Cash171 to your Patreon!

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/work

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theguided3772

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in Cash95

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/slut

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lets.start.mischeif

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you Cash351 in return!

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Alden

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/work

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arthur_1899.

You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn Cash95.

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/slut

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arthur_1899.

You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you Cash204.

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/money

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/slut

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lets.start.mischeif

You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined Cash298 to get it cured.

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Shit

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/slut

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arthur_1899.

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 43 minutes and 37 seconds.

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/work

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arthur_1899.

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of Cash52 off your new game.

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/work

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arthur_1899.

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 30 seconds.

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/work

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mameillureennemie

You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn Cash84

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/slut

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mameillureennemie

You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a Cash176 fine!

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Wth

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Smh forge

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lets.start.mischeif

You are weirdly good with your hands, have Cash144

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Such a Profesional

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Would anyone like to play?

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/slut

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airpp

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of Cash258, and you go ahead with it.

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/work

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airpp

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth Cash73!

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/work

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ape_ryomen_sukuna

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn Cash79

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/work

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ape_ryomen_sukuna

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.

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/work

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ape_ryomen_sukuna

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 34 seconds.

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/work

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kungemil0193

You suggest something good and get rewarded Cash76

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/work

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lets.start.mischeif

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of Cash88.

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/work

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kungemil0193

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 43 seconds.

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/slut

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lets.start.mischeif

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 13 minutes and 8 seconds.

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Ugh

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/slut

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arthur_1899.

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned Cash377

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/slut

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lets.start.mischeif

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 1 second.

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Omfg

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lets.start.mischeif

You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes Cash133 from you.

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Smhhhh

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/slut

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arthur_1899.

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid Cash167

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stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 51 minutes and 20 seconds.

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/work

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baine406

You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win Cash91.

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/work

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theguided3772

You repair the arcade machines and receive Cash66

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/slut

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theguided3772

You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost Cash208.

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/work

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theguided3772

You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn Cash83

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/slut

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theguided3772

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you Cash327

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/work

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halrirae

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for Cash82

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/work

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realsoultaker.

You work as a professional wine taster and earn Cash94.

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/work

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realsoultaker.

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.

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/slut

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realsoultaker.

You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and Cash318.

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Ayo

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/work

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rick.yyy

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned Cash92. Good job!

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/slut

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rick.yyy

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn Cash198.

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/crime

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rick.yyy

You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay Cash458

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/work

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realsoultaker.

You work all day at the factory Cash97

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/slut

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realsoultaker.

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 47 minutes and 49 seconds.

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/work

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theguided3772

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn Cash93.

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/work

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mrtrashpandacoot

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn Cash93

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/slut

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mrtrashpandacoot

Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay Cash142 for surgery.

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/crime

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mrtrashpandacoot

You were hired by a hitman to murder Flanders, you had to throw out your white shirt but you managed to rack up Cash340

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/rob @boreal lark

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mrtrashpandacoot

check You robbed Cash19 from theguided3772.

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/work

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mrtrashpandacoot

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got Cash56 for it!

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/crime

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mrtrashpandacoot

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 47 minutes and 19 seconds.

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/work

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mrtrashpandacoot

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 28 seconds.

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/slut

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mrtrashpandacoot

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 46 minutes and 34 seconds.

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/slut

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lets.start.mischeif

Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of Cash246!

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Fuck

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lets.start.mischeif

You work as a professional tea taster and earn Cash88 for tasting different types of tea.

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/rob @dusky ocean

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lets.start.mischeif

check You robbed Cash6 from mialcv.

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/rob When was scooby-doo cracking down on prostitutes?

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mrtrashpandacoot

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

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No idea smh

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/rob @silent gale

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mrtrashpandacoot

xmark You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.

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/rob @fallen grotto

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mrtrashpandacoot

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 46 minutes.

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/slut

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lets.start.mischeif

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 8 minutes and 4 seconds.

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Smh

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/slut

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realsoultaker.

You sell naked photos of yourself online for Cash387.

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/work

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realsoultaker.

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you Cash77

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/rob @hasty flax

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rick.yyy

xmark You were caught attempting to rob mrtrashpandacoot, and have been fined Cash71.

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/work

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rick.yyy

You repair the arcade machines and receive Cash99

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/slut

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rick.yyy

You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined Cash99

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/crime

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rick.yyy

You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of Cash0!

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/slut

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mrarmorer_54847

You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent Cash283 on medical bills.

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/work

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mrarmorer_54847

You work as a taxi driver and earn Cash90

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/crime

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mrarmorer_54847

You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay Cash697 to clean it up.

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/rob @fallen grotto

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mrtrashpandacoot

xmark You've been fined Cash232 for trying to rob a poor person.

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/work

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mrtrashpandacoot

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn Cash58, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

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/slut

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mrtrashpandacoot

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole Cash266.

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/crime

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mrtrashpandacoot

You held a bus hostage and got paid Cash290

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/slut

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lets.start.mischeif

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's Cash355

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I do got em hips

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/work

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theguided3772

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn Cash81

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/work

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lets.start.mischeif

You work as a cross dresser model and earn Cash82

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/work

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mialcv

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make Cash79 for your vivid imagination.

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/rob @hasty plover

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mialcv

check You robbed Cash537 from lets.start.mischeif.

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<3

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/work

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r4aderr

You worked hard at Burger King and earned Cash72

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/slut

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r4aderr

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for Cash250... yikes

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/crime

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r4aderr

You stole a Mi-24 Helicopter and sold it for Cash687 on the market

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/rob @dusky ocean

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r4aderr

xmark You attempted to rob mialcv, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

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r4aderr

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

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/rob @dusky ocean

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lets.start.mischeif

xmark You attempted to rob mialcv, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

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Fuck you

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lets.start.mischeif

You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay Cash318 to fix your leg

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Fuck all of you

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/work

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lets.start.mischeif

A drunk man pays you Cash84 to walk backwards.

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😭

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/slut

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i_eatchildren69

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you Cash182 on your way out of the locker room.

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/crime

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i_eatchildren69

You sneak into a farm and steal a cow, selling it to a butcher for Cash345

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/work

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i_eatchildren69

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive Cash58

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/work

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/crime

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i_eatchildren69

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 53 minutes and 12 seconds.

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/slut

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i_eatchildren69

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 52 minutes and 16 seconds.

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i_eatchildren69

xmark You attempted to rob r4aderr, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

#
i_eatchildren69

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

tiny granite
#

Lol@ripe badger

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
i_eatchildren69

stopwatch You cannot work for 5 minutes and 50 seconds.

dusky ocean
#

ill find u

hasty plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 59 seconds.

hasty plover
#

Smh

boreal lark
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
theguided3772

You work in Greggs and earn Cash74

tiny granite
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
r4aderr

You got featured and won Cash93

tiny granite
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
r4aderr

You have a good night out and earn Cash104.

tiny granite
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
r4aderr

You pickpocket someone successfully and steal the money out of their wallet, there was Cash626 in it

boreal lark
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
theguided3772

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you Cash98 for your hard work

tiny granite
#

/rob @boreal lark

silent galeBOT
#
r4aderr

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 28 minutes and 54 seconds.

boreal lark
#

.

tiny granite
#

Lol

hasty plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you Cash158!

hasty plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn Cash59

hasty plover
#

/rob @dusky ocean

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 30 minutes and 55 seconds.

hasty plover
#

..

dusky ocean
#

/rob @hasty plover

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

xmark You attempted to rob lets.start.mischeif, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

dusky ocean
#

ha

kind canopy
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kikigaming4you

You work as the head of potatoes and earn Cash84

kind canopy
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kikigaming4you

You were caught with your pants down outside the cemetery, and have been given a Cash274 fine!

kind canopy
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kikigaming4you

Your condom supply runs out and you pay Cash259 to restock.

boreal lark
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
theguided3772

You worked for the Police and earned Cash76

hasty plover
#

Fuck you @dusky ocean

tiny granite
#

/rob @boreal lark

silent galeBOT
#
r4aderr

xmark You were caught attempting to rob theguided3772, and have been fined Cash653.

tiny granite
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
r4aderr

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 17 minutes and 34 seconds.

dusky ocean
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you Cash61.

boreal lark
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
theguided3772

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you Cash76

hasty plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

You go down on that rich kid and earn Cash305

hasty plover
#

Yessir

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make Cash72 for your unicorn whispering skills.

boreal lark
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
theguided3772

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make Cash95 for your expertise in unicorn management.

leaden heart
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
justaquietthing

You work as a starving college student, you found Cash86 on the ground.

leaden heart
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
justaquietthing

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you Cash296 for your services.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
i_eatchildren69

You get a commission request, the payment is Cash100.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
i_eatchildren69

You were caught using someone else's gym membership and have been fined Cash158.

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
i_eatchildren69

You earn Cash123 for giving some succ (the good kind)

#
i_eatchildren69

xmark You attempted to rob justaquietthing, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
i_eatchildren69

stopwatch You cannot work for 6 minutes and 27 seconds.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
i_eatchildren69

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 28 seconds.

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
i_eatchildren69

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 56 minutes and 31 seconds.

#
i_eatchildren69

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 57 minutes.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
i_eatchildren69

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 27 seconds.

hasty plover
#

/rob @dusky ocean

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

xmark You were caught attempting to rob mialcv, and have been fined Cash592.

dusky ocean
#

AHAHAH

#

HA

hasty plover
#

Fuck

#

Fuck you

dusky ocean
#

IM DEAD

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

You work as a sandwich artist and earn Cash70

hasty plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

You went to work and gained Cash81

hasty plover
#

Fuck

dusky ocean
#

/rob @hasty plover

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

xmark You attempted to rob lets.start.mischeif, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

dusky ocean
#

sigh

hasty plover
#

Bitch

dusky ocean
#

broke.

feral lava
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
max21589

You have a good night out and earn Cash389.

feral lava
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
max21589

You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for Cash523

feral lava
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
max21589

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn Cash57

hasty plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you Cash316!

hasty plover
#

Bangerrr

hasty plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 10 seconds.

hasty plover
#

Damn

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with Cash216 and a real sore hangover.

hasty plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

You work as a professional apologiser and earn Cash71

clever fog
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
edwardxavier428

You worked at the office overtime for Cash87

clever fog
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
edwardxavier428

You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined Cash232

clever fog
#

Not doing this again

dusky ocean
#

/rob @hasty plover

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 3 minutes and 24 seconds.

dusky ocean
#

GULP

hasty plover
#

Count your days.

dusky ocean
#

/rob @hasty plover

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

xmark You attempted to rob lets.start.mischeif, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

dusky ocean
#

..

#

broke

hasty plover
#

Stop trying to rob me

#

Smh

hasty plover
dusky ocean
hasty flax
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mrtrashpandacoot

You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make Cash72 from your gullible followers.

hasty flax
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
mrtrashpandacoot

Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost Cash127, have fun

hasty flax
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
mrtrashpandacoot

You were caught vandalising a car and have been fined Cash459.

hasty flax
#

/rob @dusky ocean

silent galeBOT
#
mrtrashpandacoot

xmark You attempted to rob mialcv, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

dusky ocean
hasty flax
#

every ones just as broke as me

clever fog
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
edwardxavier428

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you Cash78 for your hard work

clever fog
#

/work

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
edwardxavier428

You walk down the street and find someone beating up an old man...so you decided to join in on the fun and get Cash275 from the man's wallet.

clever fog
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
edwardxavier428

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 57 seconds.

hasty plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you Cash370 and maybe chlamydia.

lofty sparrow
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
gr33kfr34k.

Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined Cash90

lofty sparrow
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
gr33kfr34k.

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect Cash278 in one night.

lofty sparrow
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
gr33kfr34k.

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you Cash58 for watching.

lofty sparrow
#

/rob edwardxavier428

silent galeBOT
#
gr33kfr34k.

xmark You were caught attempting to rob edwardxavier428, and have been fined Cash336.

clever fog
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
edwardxavier428

You work as a police officer and earn Cash89

clever fog
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
edwardxavier428

You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost? Cash353 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?

clever fog
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
edwardxavier428

You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed Cash151 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.

clever fog
#

/rob edwardxavier428

silent galeBOT
#
edwardxavier428

xmark You cannot rob yourself!

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining Cash78

terse basin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
verosipop

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn Cash100

terse basin
#

Im being scammed

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
verosipop

You break into a home to steal jewelry worth Cash423

terse basin
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
verosipop

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for Cash348.

terse basin
#

Im weezibg

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mameillureennemie

You gave yourself Cash92 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

clever fog
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
edwardxavier428

You work as a vibration consultant and earn Cash99

clever fog
#

What

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
edwardxavier428

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned Cash306

clever fog
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
edwardxavier428

You dress up as a mascot and steal the team's championship trophy, which you sell to a sports memorabilia collector for Cash665.

cerulean inlet
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
arthur_1899.

You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive Cash88

dusky ocean
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn Cash88

dusky ocean
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

You impersonate a police officer and steal confiscated drugs, selling them for Cash639

#
mialcv

xmark You attempted to rob lets.start.mischeif, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sillygoober8282

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you Cash55 for your struggles.

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
sillygoober8282

A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you Cash254 for having your junk out.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
sillygoober8282

You break into a hospital and steal all their morphine. You manage to sell all of it on the black market for Cash264

ripe badger
#

/rob halrirae

silent galeBOT
#
sillygoober8282

check You robbed Cash209 from halrirae.

ripe badger
#

/dep all

tiny granite
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
r4aderr

You couldn't get it up and lost Cash220

tiny granite
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
r4aderr

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got Cash67.

tiny granite
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
r4aderr

You were caught hacking into someone's computer and have been fined Cash598.

tiny granite
#

/rob @ripe badger

silent galeBOT
#
r4aderr

xmark You were caught attempting to rob mameillureennemie, and have been fined Cash288.

hasty plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned Cash362.

hasty plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get Cash58 for all your items.

dusky ocean
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining Cash54

dusky ocean
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

You tried to jump the old lady walking down the street. Turns out she had a gun, and robbed you blind of Cash307

dusky ocean
#

NOO

hasty plover
#

Smh mia

#

Bad girl

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you Cash349.

hasty plover
#

NOOOO

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

Taxes collected! You have gained Cash82

hasty plover
#

/rob @dusky ocean

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

xmark You attempted to rob mialcv, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

hasty plover
#

..

dusky ocean
kind canopy
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kikigaming4you

You work as a police officer and earn Cash100

kind canopy
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kikigaming4you

You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of Cash673.

kind canopy
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kikigaming4you

You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was Cash110.

ripe badger
#

Hope you get poor

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mameillureennemie

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got Cash81!

#
mameillureennemie

You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you Cash400.

hasty plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have Cash384

hasty plover
#

/rob @ripe badger

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 52 minutes and 55 seconds.

hasty plover
#

..

ripe badger
#

Hope you also get poor

hasty plover
#

Love youuu

hasty plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

You earned Cash196 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

hasty plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you Cash81 for your struggles.

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
i_eatchildren69

You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined Cash23.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
i_eatchildren69

You tried to smuggle illegal cheese across the border and got caught. You have been fined Cash0.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
i_eatchildren69

You clean the chimney and find Cash82.

dusky ocean
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you Cash71.

dusky ocean
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

You were caught vandalising and were fined Cash468

dusky ocean
#

DAMNIT

#

/rob @hasty plover

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

xmark You were caught attempting to rob lets.start.mischeif, and have been fined Cash400.

dusky ocean
#

..

#

….

ripe badger
#

/rob @hasty plover

silent galeBOT
#
i_eatchildren69

xmark You were caught attempting to rob lets.start.mischeif, and have been fined Cash82.

hasty plover
#

What'd I do? >:((

hasty plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him Cash267.

hasty plover
#

Smh

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

You work as a professional tea taster and earn Cash54 for tasting different types of tea.

feral lava
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
max21589

You managed to get with a famous actress for Cash164

feral lava
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
max21589

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of Cash68 anyway.

feral lava
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
max21589

You hack into a company's database and sell their trade secrets to a competitor for Cash683.

hasty plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with Cash248.

dusky ocean
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

You help clean a horses stable for Cash85

dusky ocean
#

..

hasty plover
#

Kieran wannabe

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding Cash63. Congrats!

hasty plover
#

Lucky me

dusky ocean
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid Cash84

dusky ocean
#

/rob 1172962389071777933

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

xmark You were caught attempting to rob lets.start.mischeif, and have been fined Cash519.

dusky ocean
#

WHAT

hasty plover
#

Smh

#

Just quit

clever fog
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
edwardxavier428

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned Cash59

clever fog
#

/slit

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
edwardxavier428

You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again. Cash104 for the paramedics to come and help you out.

boreal lark
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
theguided3772

You bought and sold items and profited Cash92

hasty plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you Cash299 for having your junk out.

hasty plover
#

Smh

summer rover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
nevynagere

You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make Cash79 for your entertaining bedtime stories.

snow scarab
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
arthur_morganrdr

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got Cash96.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
i_eatchildren69

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn Cash63

dusky ocean
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly Cash54 was earned.

dusky ocean
#

yay.

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a Cash700 fine!

dusky ocean
#

SEVEN

#

HUBDREDF

#

.

ripe badger
#

/rob @dusky ocean

silent galeBOT
#
i_eatchildren69

xmark You attempted to rob mialcv, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

dusky ocean
#

ha!

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
i_eatchildren69

You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost? Cash63 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
i_eatchildren69

You find some farming tools and steal a few when people aren't looking and sell them to a farmer for Cash442

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mameilleureennemie.

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for Cash51

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
mameilleureennemie.

You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took Cash372 from you.

ripe badger
#

Bruh

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
mameilleureennemie.

After many failed attempts, you decide to rob the orphanage, knowing that no one will help them. Upon arriving they are so excited to see a visitor your heart melts and you donate Cash347 to the orphanage.

ripe badger
#

God damn

#

That's a sin, robbing an orphanage

inner grove
#

Please people who can play red dead redemption online with me I'm on Xbox I'm Ukraine and I will badly speaking but I will try

dusky ocean
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

You serve the customers and receive Cash52

dusky ocean
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 14 minutes and 57 seconds.

dusky ocean
#

jqjojodojwwj

#

ok

summer rover
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
nevynagere

You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste Cash319 on getting high.

hasty plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole Cash352.

hasty plover
#

Zamn

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

You have a successful YouTube channel and make Cash83 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

hasty plover
#

/rob @dusky ocean

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

xmark You attempted to rob mialcv, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

hasty plover
#

Smh

feral lava
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
max21589

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received Cash358 from the men.

feral lava
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
max21589

You sell your kidney on the black market for Cash409

feral lava
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
max21589

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn Cash71

thick grove
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
allexko

You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined Cash234

dusky ocean
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn Cash78.

grand dust
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
bcvxy

You shake what your momma gave you for Cash135.

grand dust
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
bcvxy

While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined Cash135

grand dust
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
bcvxy

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn Cash53.

grand dust
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
bcvxy

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 37 seconds.

grand dust
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
bcvxy

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.

clever fog
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
edwardxavier428

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash60

clever fog
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
edwardxavier428

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn Cash269 and a sore ass.

boreal lark
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
theguided3772

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned Cash73.

weak marsh
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
flyonese_

You went to work and gained Cash62

weak marsh
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
flyonese_

You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a Cash282 fine!

weak marsh
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
flyonese_

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.

weak marsh
#

/bet

#

/blackjack

terse moat
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
peryobbb

You work as an egg and earn Cash66

dusky ocean
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed Cash52.

dusky ocean
#

..

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You worked as a businessman and earned Cash87

dusky ocean
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

You worked for the Police and earned Cash78

feral lava
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
max21589

You managed to get with a famous actress for Cash273

feral lava
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
max21589

A sudden gust of wind blows away Cash690

feral lava
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
max21589

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you Cash98

hasty plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for Cash223... yikes

hasty plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

You worked at the office overtime for Cash77

dusky ocean
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash73

dusky ocean
#

/rob 1172962389071777933

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

xmark You were caught attempting to rob lets.start.mischeif, and have been fined Cash536.

dusky ocean
#

.

hasty plover
#

Bitch

hasty plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in Cash341

hasty plover
#

Bamger

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

You receive a check of Cash82 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

hasty plover
#

/rob @dusky ocean

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

xmark You attempted to rob mialcv, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

hasty plover
#

Brokie

dusky ocean
hasty plover
#

Ho

#

:((

dusky ocean
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make Cash77.

hasty plover
#

Loser

dusky ocean
#

/rob @hasty plover

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 12 minutes and 50 seconds.

dusky ocean
#

.

hasty plover
#

Smh

dusky ocean
ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
i_eatchildren69

You were caught texting while driving and have been fined Cash0.

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
i_eatchildren69

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with Cash135.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
i_eatchildren69

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth Cash67.

ripe badger
#

/bal

thick grove
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
allexko

You work as crisis actor and earn Cash51.

thick grove
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
allexko

You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined Cash51

dusky ocean
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

You clean off the chairs and get paid Cash73

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You repair the arcade machines and receive Cash56

dusky ocean
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got Cash55

hasty plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

You work at the strip club and earn Cash387.

hasty plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

You work as an engineer and earn Cash69

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
i_eatchildren69

You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined Cash0.

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
i_eatchildren69

You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a Cash0 fine!

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
i_eatchildren69

You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn Cash87

ripe badger
#

/rob @thick grove

silent galeBOT
#
i_eatchildren69

xmark You've been fined Cash87 for trying to rob a poor person.

thick grove
#

Bad

#

/rob @ripe badger

silent galeBOT
#
allexko

xmark You've been fined Cash0 for trying to rob a poor person.

thick grove
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
allexko

You work at the dump all day. Then you found Cash65 from a thrown out wallet.

thick grove
#

/steal

#

Uhh

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
allexko

Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost Cash65.

tropic tapir
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ukrainian616

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain Cash79 though.

dusky ocean
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn Cash99

boreal lark
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
theguided3772

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for Cash65

sick rose
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
muleskinner420

You work as a help desk technician and earn Cash83

sick rose
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
muleskinner420

Your pimp gives you an extra Cash400

sick rose
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
muleskinner420

You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued Cash298. Great job.

sick rose
#

/rob

silent galeBOT
#
muleskinner420

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

keen trench
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
pogglez

You were caught cheating on a test and have been fined Cash484.

thick grove
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
allexko

You find Cash94 randomly lying in the gutter

dusky ocean
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

You work as a pilot and earn Cash60

rough cargo
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
gmierek

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for Cash375.

rough cargo
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
gmierek

After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for Cash324.

rough cargo
#

/slug

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
gmierek

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 31 seconds.

rough cargo
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
gmierek

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you Cash77

dusky ocean
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for Cash75.

river epoch
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
diceguyorsmth

You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make Cash54.

river epoch
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
diceguyorsmth

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 27 seconds.

river epoch
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
diceguyorsmth

You steal a delivery truck full of designer shoes and sell them on the black market for Cash358.

river epoch
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
diceguyorsmth

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 12 seconds.

river epoch
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
diceguyorsmth

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 22 seconds.

river epoch
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
diceguyorsmth

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of Cash385!

river epoch
#

/rob @blissful charm

silent galeBOT
#
diceguyorsmth

xmark You attempted to rob apimpnamedslickbakk, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

blissful charm
#

Why me😂

river epoch
#

im just borrowing some

blissful charm
#

/shoot @river epoch

#

Lame

river epoch
#

yeah i agree

#

that was lame

#

wish you could shoot people

blissful charm
#

/push @river epoch

river epoch
#

/punch @blissful charm

#

thats lame

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
diceguyorsmth

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you Cash68 for helping them out.

river epoch
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
diceguyorsmth

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 41 minutes.

river epoch
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
diceguyorsmth

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 46 minutes and 33 seconds.

river epoch
#

/item store

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
diceguyorsmth

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got Cash68 I think...

river epoch
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
diceguyorsmth

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 30 minutes and 23 seconds.

river epoch
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
diceguyorsmth

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 35 minutes and 56 seconds.

river epoch
#

/rob @blissful charm

silent galeBOT
#
diceguyorsmth

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 36 minutes.

river epoch
#

lucky

blissful charm
#

/rob @river epoch

silent galeBOT
#
apimpnamedslickbakk

xmark You attempted to rob diceguyorsmth, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

river epoch
#

HAHA

#

nice try

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
diceguyorsmth

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 46 seconds.

blissful charm
#

SMH how u broke

river epoch
#

i aint broke

#

769 dollars in my bank

blissful charm
#

Your revolver doesn’t shoot fast enough if you don’t take it out of the bank

river epoch
#

go rob someone else @blissful charm

dusky ocean
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn Cash91

dusky ocean
#

uhh

rough cargo
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
gmierek

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found Cash72 near one of the potatoes

rough cargo
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
gmierek

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you Cash193 for your solid work.

rough cargo
#

/rob

silent galeBOT
#
gmierek

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

hasty plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent Cash312 to your Patreon

hasty plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find Cash76 stashed inside one of them.

hasty plover
#

/rob @dusky ocean

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

xmark You attempted to rob mialcv, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

hasty plover
#

Idc

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a snake milker and earn Cash86

cobalt tartan
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of Cash393, and you go ahead with it.

boreal lark
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
theguided3772

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with Cash81

boreal lark
#

/bj 100

hasty plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you Cash380 to stop because that's weird.

hasty plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

You worked as a businessman and earned Cash61

river epoch
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
diceguyorsmth

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make Cash84 off of donations.

river epoch
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
diceguyorsmth

You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined Cash624

river epoch
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
diceguyorsmth

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was Cash229 in a baggie next to you.

cobalt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
halrirae

You work as a starving college student, you found Cash65 on the ground.

river epoch
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
diceguyorsmth

You work as a wine taster and earn Cash85

river epoch
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
diceguyorsmth

You see an old woman drop Cash601, and take it!

river epoch
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
diceguyorsmth

Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John Cash125

hasty plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose Cash331.

hasty plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays Cash64 for your services.

river epoch
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
diceguyorsmth

You repair the arcade machines and receive Cash66

river epoch
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
diceguyorsmth

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 18 minutes and 49 seconds.

proud knot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
possum.soup

You work as a space lawyer and earn Cash80

proud knot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
possum.soup

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 55 seconds.

proud knot
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
possum.soup

You mug someone in a video game for all that they have, too bad it wasn't anything but some worthless bottle caps, netting you Cash480

proud knot
#

/dep all

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
possum.soup

You hooked up with a couple of guys for Cash189

proud knot
#

/balance

river epoch
#

use it in the bar @proud knot

proud knot
#

Oof lol thanks

river epoch
#

np

silent galeBOT
#
husky01618

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn Cash82 for your team winning!

river epoch
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
diceguyorsmth

You clean the chimney and find Cash62.

river epoch
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
diceguyorsmth

You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined Cash499

river epoch
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
diceguyorsmth

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find Cash251 on the way back to your ship.

dusky ocean
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mialcv

You worked as a bartender, and earned Cash70 from selling drinks

river epoch
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
diceguyorsmth

You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make Cash76 for your skills in temporal navigation.

river epoch
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
diceguyorsmth

You sneak into a research facility and steal a vial of experimental serum, which you sell to a pharmaceutical company for Cash631.

river epoch
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
diceguyorsmth

You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined Cash394

proud knot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
possum.soup

You work as a personal shopper and earn Cash99

proud knot
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
possum.soup

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you Cash158 as a punishment because there's kids watching.

proud knot
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
possum.soup

You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined Cash287

feral lava
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
max21589

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives Cash377

feral lava
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
max21589

You break into Discord Headquarters, you steal Cash490 and escape unnoticed!

feral lava
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
max21589

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make Cash70 for your expertise in unicorn management.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth Cash90!

proud knot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
possum.soup

You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make Cash76 for your bravery and heroism.

proud knot
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
possum.soup

Your friend pays you Cash295 for you to worship her feet

proud knot
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
possum.soup

You pose as a doctor and perform unnecessary surgeries, making Cash639 before being caught

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
i_eatchildren69

You work as a bounty hunter and earn Cash95

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
i_eatchildren69

A stranger walks up to you and you decide to steal their clothes, you some how did it and got away with an outfit valued at Cash355.

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
i_eatchildren69

You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you Cash369.

boreal lark
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
theguided3772

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned Cash62

hasty plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
lets.start.mischeif

You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost Cash135.

hasty plover
#

/work