You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 46 seconds.
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/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 45 seconds.
/rob @boreal lark
You robbed
166 from theguided3772.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 52 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
75.
Reply #636539
/work
You work as a professional bed tester and earn
94.
Reply #4910432
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
294.
Reply #636472
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
84
Reply #22
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
215 to your Patreon!
Reply #635883
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
187 : D
Reply #635875
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
65 on the floor.
Reply #636029
You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined
366
Reply #636181
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
93 after the pizzeria closes down.
Reply #636352
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
229
Reply #635999
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 41 seconds.
😭
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
82 as in return!
Reply #636372
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
144
Reply #635904
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
84
Reply #636373
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 19 seconds.
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
354 to have them cleaned
Reply #636093
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
99, as it was originally their job
Reply #636304
/crime
You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste
497 on getting high.
Reply #635977
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
101
Reply #175
/work
You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make
97 for your expertise in unicorn management.
Reply #4910398
/crime
You get caught kicking puppies and get fined
329
Reply #636229
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 32 seconds.
/work
You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make
77 for your unicorn whispering skills.
Reply #4910389
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
261!
Reply #204738
Wtaf 😂
/slut
You rake in
278, but your butthole will never be the same...
Reply #635984
You take your cat for a walk and gain
78
Reply #636389
/work
You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make
75 for your expertise in unicorn management.
Reply #4910398
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
52
Reply #636338
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
94 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
Reply #636334
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
118 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
Reply #636453
Banger
/crime
You steal change from the homeless. You got
500
Reply #636051
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
132 at you.
Reply #636455
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
70
Reply #42
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
52.
Reply #636058
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
60 when you got back home
Reply #636513
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
118!
Reply #635894
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
99 for doing it
Reply #636462
/crime
Your SoundCloud DJ roommate plays his music at 120 DB until 5 am in the morning. In a seething blind rage, you kill him and sell his equipment for
339.
Reply #636274
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
50
Reply #636460
/crime
In the guise of darkness you break into a home to steal jewelry worth
634
Reply #636096
/work
You serve the customers and receive
72
Reply #636348
/collect
You have no role income to collect!
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
308!
Reply #636487
Rubby rubby
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
98
Reply #636385
/slut
You earned
196 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
Reply #636027
/crime
You find some farming tools and steal a few when people aren't looking and sell them to a farmer for
408
Reply #636123
/collect
You have no role income to collect!
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
228 for your hard work.
Reply #636052
I'd never do that smh
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
74 to help fund the project!
Reply #636446
/crime
You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a
466 fine!
Reply #635937
NO
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
239 for your services.
Reply #636297
/slut
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined
172
Reply #636037
/crime
You break into a laboratory and steal a sample of a new virus, which you sell to a bioweapons organisation for
287.
Reply #4910527
/work
You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make
74 for your dedication to laziness.
Reply #4910390
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
53
Reply #636378
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
186
Reply #636555
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
82
Reply #47
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
320
Reply #635871
Self love yall
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
86. The students loved you!
Reply #636280
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
100.
Reply #636068
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
171 to your Patreon!
Reply #635883
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
95
Reply #636494
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
351 in return!
Reply #635891
Alden
/work
You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn
95.
Reply #4910423
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
204.
Reply #636404
/money
/slut
You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined
298 to get it cured.
Reply #635884
Shit
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 43 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
52 off your new game.
Reply #55463
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 30 seconds.
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
84
Reply #636035
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
176 fine!
Reply #635898
Wth
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
144
Reply #636555
Such a Profesional
Would anyone like to play?
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
258, and you go ahead with it.
Reply #636421
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
73!
Reply #636343
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
79
Reply #54
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 34 seconds.
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
76
Reply #636552
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
88.
Reply #636406
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 43 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 13 minutes and 8 seconds.
Ugh
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
377
Reply #635871
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 1 second.
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
133 from you.
Reply #636558
Smhhhh
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
167
Reply #636463
You cannot be a slut for 51 minutes and 20 seconds.
/work
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win
91.
Reply #4910424
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
66
Reply #636347
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
208.
Reply #635906
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
83
Reply #230203
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
327
Reply #635965
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
82
Reply #636317
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
94.
Reply #636066
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
318.
Reply #636478
Ayo
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
92. Good job!
Reply #636279
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
198.
Reply #636527
/crime
You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay
458
Reply #636137
/work
You work all day at the factory
97
Reply #636549
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 47 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
93.
Reply #636082
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
93
Reply #21
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
142 for surgery.
Reply #636271
/crime
You were hired by a hitman to murder Flanders, you had to throw out your white shirt but you managed to rack up
340
Reply #636445
/rob @boreal lark
You robbed
19 from theguided3772.
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
56 for it!
Reply #636559
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 47 minutes and 19 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 28 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 46 minutes and 34 seconds.
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
246!
Reply #636331
You work as a professional tea taster and earn
88 for tasting different types of tea.
Reply #4910410
/rob @dusky ocean
You robbed
6 from mialcv.
/rob When was scooby-doo cracking down on prostitutes?
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
No idea smh
/rob @silent gale
You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.
/rob @fallen grotto
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 46 minutes.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 8 minutes and 4 seconds.
Smh
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
387.
Reply #636503
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
77
Reply #636353
/rob @hasty flax
You were caught attempting to rob mrtrashpandacoot, and have been fined
71.
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
99
Reply #636347
/slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined
99
Reply #636542
/crime
You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of
0!
Reply #636160
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
283 on medical bills.
Reply #636085
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
90
Reply #636045
/crime
You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay
697 to clean it up.
Reply #7106
/rob @fallen grotto
You've been fined
232 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
58, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
Reply #636395
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
266.
Reply #55467
/crime
You held a bus hostage and got paid
290
Reply #635972
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
355
Reply #635964
I do got em hips
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
81
Reply #75
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
82
Reply #17
/work
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make
79 for your vivid imagination.
Reply #4910393
/rob @hasty plover
You robbed
537 from lets.start.mischeif.
<3
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
72
Reply #636534
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
250... yikes
Reply #635967
/crime
You stole a Mi-24 Helicopter and sold it for
687 on the market
Reply #636514
/rob @dusky ocean
You attempted to rob mialcv, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
WOAH.
/rob @dusky ocean
You attempted to rob mialcv, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
318 to fix your leg
Reply #636011
A drunk man pays you
84 to walk backwards.
Reply #55464
😭
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
182 on your way out of the locker room.
Reply #636320
/crime
You sneak into a farm and steal a cow, selling it to a butcher for
345
Reply #4910468
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
58
Reply #636351
You cannot commit a crime for 53 minutes and 12 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 52 minutes and 16 seconds.
You attempted to rob r4aderr, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
Lol@ripe badger
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 50 seconds.
ill find u
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 59 seconds.
Smh
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
74
Reply #635899
/work
You got featured and won
93
Reply #636295
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
104.
Reply #635940
/crime
You pickpocket someone successfully and steal the money out of their wallet, there was
626 in it
Reply #636145
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
98 for your hard work
Reply #838130
/rob @boreal lark
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 28 minutes and 54 seconds.
.
Lol
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
158!
Reply #635920
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
59
Reply #7083
/rob @dusky ocean
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 30 minutes and 55 seconds.
..
I do not have money on me.
/rob @hasty plover
You attempted to rob lets.start.mischeif, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
ha
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
84
Reply #13
/crime
You were caught with your pants down outside the cemetery, and have been given a
274 fine!
Reply #635896
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
259 to restock.
Reply #636003
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
76
Reply #636538
Fuck you @dusky ocean
/rob @boreal lark
You were caught attempting to rob theguided3772, and have been fined
653.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 17 minutes and 34 seconds.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
61.
Reply #636283
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
76
Reply #635952
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
305
Reply #635900
You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make
72 for your unicorn whispering skills.
Reply #4910389
/work
You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make
95 for your expertise in unicorn management.
Reply #4910398
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
86 on the ground.
Reply #636396
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
296 for your services.
Reply #636297
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
100.
Reply #636379
/crime
You were caught using someone else's gym membership and have been fined
158.
Reply #4910497
/slut
You earn
123 for giving some succ (the good kind)
Reply #635878
You attempted to rob justaquietthing, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 27 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 28 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 56 minutes and 31 seconds.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 57 minutes.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 27 seconds.
/rob @dusky ocean
You were caught attempting to rob mialcv, and have been fined
592.
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
70
Reply #4
/work
You went to work and gained
81
Reply #636510
Fuck
/rob @hasty plover
You attempted to rob lets.start.mischeif, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
sigh
Bitch
broke.
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
389.
Reply #635940
/crime
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for
523
Reply #636178
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
57
Reply #37
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
316!
Reply #635983
Bangerrr
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 10 seconds.
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
216 and a real sore hangover.
Reply #636262
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
71
Reply #39
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
87
Reply #636457
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
232
Reply #167
Not doing this again
/rob @hasty plover
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 3 minutes and 24 seconds.
GULP
Count your days.
/rob @hasty plover
You attempted to rob lets.start.mischeif, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You're broke for trying smh
more money than you.
/work
You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make
72 from your gullible followers.
Reply #4910388
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
127, have fun
Reply #635905
/crime
You were caught vandalising a car and have been fined
459.
Reply #4910554
/rob @dusky ocean
You attempted to rob mialcv, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
wow..
every ones just as broke as me
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
78 for your hard work
Reply #838130
You walk down the street and find someone beating up an old man...so you decided to join in on the fun and get
275 from the man's wallet.
Reply #636415
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 57 seconds.
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
370 and maybe chlamydia.
Reply #636516
/crime
Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined
90
Reply #636541
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
278 in one night.
Reply #636466
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
58 for watching.
Reply #636345
/rob edwardxavier428
You were caught attempting to rob edwardxavier428, and have been fined
336.
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
89
Reply #66
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
353 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
Reply #838257
/crime
You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed
151 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.
Reply #838255
/rob edwardxavier428
You cannot rob yourself!
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
78
Reply #636385
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
100
Reply #54
You break into a home to steal jewelry worth
423
Reply #636100
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
348.
Reply #636452
Im weezibg
/work
You gave yourself
92 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
Reply #636480
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
99
Reply #53
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
306
Reply #636089
/crime
You dress up as a mascot and steal the team's championship trophy, which you sell to a sports memorabilia collector for
665.
Reply #4910518
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
88
Reply #636496
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
88
Reply #7083
/crime
You impersonate a police officer and steal confiscated drugs, selling them for
639
Reply #4910486
You attempted to rob lets.start.mischeif, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
55 for your struggles.
Reply #636489
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
254 for having your junk out.
Reply #636492
/crime
You break into a hospital and steal all their morphine. You manage to sell all of it on the black market for
264
Reply #636192
/rob halrirae
You robbed
209 from halrirae.
/dep all
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
220
Reply #635930
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
67.
Reply #636410
/crime
You were caught hacking into someone's computer and have been fined
598.
Reply #4910556
/rob @ripe badger
You were caught attempting to rob mameillureennemie, and have been fined
288.
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
362.
Reply #55468
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
58 for all your items.
Reply #636459
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
54
Reply #636385
/crime
You tried to jump the old lady walking down the street. Turns out she had a gun, and robbed you blind of
307
Reply #636018
NOO
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
349.
Reply #635924
Taxes collected! You have gained
82
Reply #636506
/rob @dusky ocean
You attempted to rob mialcv, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
..

/work
You work as a police officer and earn
100
Reply #66
/crime
You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of
673.
Reply #635991
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
110.
Reply #55475
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
81!
Reply #635954
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
400.
Reply #635924
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
384
Reply #1441157
/rob @ripe badger
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 52 minutes and 55 seconds.
..
Love youuu
/slut
You earned
196 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
Reply #636027
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
81 for your struggles.
Reply #636489
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
23.
Reply #834714
/crime
You tried to smuggle illegal cheese across the border and got caught. You have been fined
0.
Reply #4910492
/work
You clean the chimney and find
82.
Reply #636287
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
71.
Reply #636258
/crime
You were caught vandalising and were fined
468
Reply #636256
You were caught attempting to rob lets.start.mischeif, and have been fined
400.
/rob @hasty plover
You were caught attempting to rob lets.start.mischeif, and have been fined
82.
What'd I do? >:((
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
267.
Reply #635908
You work as a professional tea taster and earn
54 for tasting different types of tea.
Reply #4910410
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
164
Reply #635887
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
68 anyway.
Reply #636409
/crime
You hack into a company's database and sell their trade secrets to a competitor for
683.
Reply #4910529
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
248.
Reply #636368
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
85
Reply #3031286
..
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
63. Congrats!
Reply #636450
Lucky me
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
84
Reply #636419
/rob 1172962389071777933
You were caught attempting to rob lets.start.mischeif, and have been fined
519.
WHAT
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
59
Reply #636080
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
104 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
Reply #636062
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
92
Reply #636437
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
299 for having your junk out.
Reply #636492
Smh
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
79 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
Reply #4910401
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
96.
Reply #636410
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
63
Reply #37
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
54 was earned.
Reply #203821
You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a
700 fine!
Reply #635897
/rob @dusky ocean
You attempted to rob mialcv, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
ha!
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
63 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
Reply #838257
/crime
You find some farming tools and steal a few when people aren't looking and sell them to a farmer for
442
Reply #636123
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
51
Reply #636460
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
372 from you.
Reply #636525
After many failed attempts, you decide to rob the orphanage, knowing that no one will help them. Upon arriving they are so excited to see a visitor your heart melts and you donate
347 to the orphanage.
Reply #636004
Please people who can play red dead redemption online with me I'm on Xbox I'm Ukraine and I will badly speaking but I will try
/work
You serve the customers and receive
52
Reply #636348
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 14 minutes and 57 seconds.
/crime
You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste
319 on getting high.
Reply #635977
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
352.
Reply #55467
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
83 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
Reply #635986
/rob @dusky ocean
You attempted to rob mialcv, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Smh
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
358 from the men.
Reply #636081
/crime
You sell your kidney on the black market for
409
Reply #636125
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
71
Reply #37
/crime
You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined
234
Reply #636099
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
78.
Reply #636412
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
135.
Reply #636544
/crime
While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined
135
Reply #636091
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
53.
Reply #636412
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
60
Reply #10
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
269 and a sore ass.
Reply #636007
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
73.
Reply #636429
/work
You went to work and gained
62
Reply #636510
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a
282 fine!
Reply #636458
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
66
Reply #635973
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
52.
Reply #636078
..
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
87
Reply #636360
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
78
Reply #636538
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
273
Reply #635887
/crime
A sudden gust of wind blows away
690
Reply #636384
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
98
Reply #636353
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
223... yikes
Reply #635967
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
77
Reply #636457
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
73
Reply #10
/rob 1172962389071777933
You were caught attempting to rob lets.start.mischeif, and have been fined
536.
.
Bitch
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
341
Reply #80
You receive a check of
82 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
Reply #636260
/rob @dusky ocean
You attempted to rob mialcv, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Brokie
I GOT MORE THAN U
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
77.
Reply #635990
Loser
/rob @hasty plover
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 12 minutes and 50 seconds.
.
Smh

/crime
You were caught texting while driving and have been fined
0.
Reply #4910541
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
135.
Reply #636368
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
67.
Reply #636553
/bal
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
51.
Reply #636433
/crime
You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined
51
Reply #636103
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
73
Reply #636336
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
56
Reply #636347
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
55
Reply #636286
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
387.
Reply #636529
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
69
Reply #71
/crime
You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined
0.
Reply #4910545
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
0 fine!
Reply #635892
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
87
Reply #636034
/rob @thick grove
You've been fined
87 for trying to rob a poor person.
You've been fined
0 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
65 from a thrown out wallet.
Reply #636408
Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost
65.
Reply #635961
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
79 though.
Reply #636392
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
99
Reply #230203
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
65
Reply #636397
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
83
Reply #3
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
400
Reply #636546
/crime
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued
298. Great job.
Reply #636357
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You were caught cheating on a test and have been fined
484.
Reply #4910498
/work
You find
94 randomly lying in the gutter
Reply #635890
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
60
Reply #67
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
375.
Reply #636452
/crime
After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for
324.
Reply #636022
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
77
Reply #78
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
75.
Reply #636303
/work
You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make
54.
Reply #4910428
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 27 seconds.
/crime
You steal a delivery truck full of designer shoes and sell them on the black market for
358.
Reply #4910521
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 12 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 22 seconds.
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
385!
Reply #635946
/rob @blissful charm
You attempted to rob apimpnamedslickbakk, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Why me😂
im just borrowing some
/push @river epoch
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
68 for helping them out.
Reply #636491
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 41 minutes.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 46 minutes and 33 seconds.
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
68 I think...
Reply #635916
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 30 minutes and 23 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 35 minutes and 56 seconds.
/rob @blissful charm
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 36 minutes.
lucky
/rob @river epoch
You attempted to rob diceguyorsmth, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 46 seconds.
SMH how u broke
Your revolver doesn’t shoot fast enough if you don’t take it out of the bank
go rob someone else @blissful charm
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
91
Reply #636438
uhh
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
72 near one of the potatoes
Reply #906378
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
193 for your solid work.
Reply #636269
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
312 to your Patreon
Reply #635975
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
76 stashed inside one of them.
Reply #6070
/rob @dusky ocean
You attempted to rob mialcv, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Idc
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
86
Reply #30
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
393, and you go ahead with it.
Reply #636421
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
81
Reply #636439
/bj 100
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
380 to stop because that's weird.
Reply #636350
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
61
Reply #636360
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
84 off of donations.
Reply #6953
/crime
You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined
624
Reply #636138
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
229 in a baggie next to you.
Reply #636405
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
65 on the ground.
Reply #636396
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
85
Reply #15
/crime
You see an old woman drop
601, and take it!
Reply #636416
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
125
Reply #177
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
331.
Reply #635996
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
64 for your services.
Reply #636364
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
66
Reply #636347
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 18 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
80
Reply #6
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 55 seconds.
/crime
You mug someone in a video game for all that they have, too bad it wasn't anything but some worthless bottle caps, netting you
480
Reply #636380
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
189
Reply #636313
/balance
use it in the bar @proud knot
Oof lol thanks
np
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
82 for your team winning!
Reply #636319
/work
You clean the chimney and find
62.
Reply #636287
/crime
You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined
499
Reply #636498
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
251 on the way back to your ship.
Reply #635881
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
70 from selling drinks
Reply #838263
/work
You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make
76 for your skills in temporal navigation.
Reply #4910392
/crime
You sneak into a research facility and steal a vial of experimental serum, which you sell to a pharmaceutical company for
631.
Reply #4910515
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
394
Reply #165
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
99
Reply #52
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
158 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
Reply #636355
/crime
You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined
287
Reply #635995
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
377
Reply #635907
/crime
You break into Discord Headquarters, you steal
490 and escape unnoticed!
Reply #636143
/work
You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make
70 for your expertise in unicorn management.
Reply #4910398
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
90!
Reply #636343
/work
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make
76 for your bravery and heroism.
Reply #4910397
/slut
Your friend pays you
295 for you to worship her feet
Reply #636061
/crime
You pose as a doctor and perform unnecessary surgeries, making
639 before being caught
Reply #4910465
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
95
Reply #57
/crime
A stranger walks up to you and you decide to steal their clothes, you some how did it and got away with an outfit valued at
355.
Reply #55466
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
369.
Reply #636404
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
62
Reply #636441
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
135.
Reply #635906
/work