back-room

[rapid knoll]

/work

[silent gale]

itishusk

You work as a professional cuddler and earn 88

Reply #33

[rapid knoll]

/crime

[silent gale]

itishusk

You dabbed. 88 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you

Reply #636400

[rapid knoll]

/slut

[silent gale]

itishusk

She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her 0.

Reply #636010

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you 69 for your work.

Reply #636481

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You make a living selling weed for 90 a day

Reply #635943

[polar perch]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_one1125

You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs 136

Reply #635912

[polar perch]

/work

[silent gale]

the_one1125

You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make 94.

Reply #4910425

[polar perch]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_one1125

You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined 154

Reply #172

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a personal shopper and earn 72

Reply #52

[rapid knoll]

?work

/work

[silent gale]

itishusk

You work all day at the factory 70

Reply #636549

[rapid knoll]

/crime

[silent gale]

itishusk

You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you 70 for attempted murder.

Reply #55470

[rapid knoll]

/slut

[silent gale]

itishusk

You fucked a traffic cone and found 231 inside it

Reply #636329

[green river]

/work

[silent gale]

weezeristhebest8

You develop games and earn 98.

Reply #636067

[north mango]

/slut

[silent gale]

slidchalice

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you 108 after.

Reply #636261

[north mango]

/work

[silent gale]

slidchalice

You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays 79 for your services.

Reply #636364

[north mango]

/crime

[silent gale]

slidchalice

You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose 187 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.

Reply #636391

[rapid knoll]

/crime

[silent gale]

itishusk

You steal a famous artist's paintbrush and sell it to a collector for 313.

Reply #4910512

[rapid knoll]

/work

[silent gale]

itishusk

You got out of bed. Have 87

Reply #635934

[rapid knoll]

/slut

[silent gale]

itishusk

You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay 363 for violating the stay-at-home order.

Reply #834630

[rapid knoll]

/work

[silent gale]

itishusk

You work as a wine taster and earn 73

Reply #15

[rapid knoll]

/slut

[silent gale]

itishusk

You cannot be a slut for 25 minutes and 23 seconds.

[rapid knoll]

/crime

[silent gale]

itishusk

You cannot commit a crime for 24 minutes and 18 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn 63, albeit reluctantly.

Reply #636532

[cobalt tartan]

/slut

[silent gale]

halrirae

You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for 145

Reply #636523

[cobalt tartan]

fuck

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got 59.

Reply #636410

[cobalt tartan]

/collect

[silent gale]

halrirae

You have no role income to collect!

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 51.

Reply #636031

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a Penguinologist and earn 90

Reply #636079

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

bigmanfr20

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned 84

Reply #636469

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win 86.

Reply #4910424

[rapid knoll]

/crime

[silent gale]

itishusk

You were caught in the act, and fined 510

Reply #636009

[rapid knoll]

/slut

[silent gale]

itishusk

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you 397!

Reply #635920

[rapid knoll]

/work

[silent gale]

itishusk

You work as a police officer and earn 77

Reply #66

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got 69

Reply #204081

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You bake cupcakes and receive 81

Reply #636341

[cobalt tartan]

/slut

[silent gale]

halrirae

Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay 155 for a new one.

Reply #636039

[cobalt tartan]

/say hello

[rapid knoll]

/crime

[silent gale]

itishusk

You cannot commit a crime for 7 minutes and 29 seconds.

[rapid knoll]

/work

[silent gale]

itishusk

You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make 57 for your unicorn whispering skills.

Reply #4910389

[forest falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

robsenpai

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you 72.

Reply #636369

[forest falcon]

/slut

[silent gale]

robsenpai

You suck some toes and earn 361

Reply #636551

[forest falcon]

/crime

[silent gale]

robsenpai

You steal a police car and sell it on the black market for 480

Reply #636190

[rapid knoll]

/crime

[silent gale]

itishusk

You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed 2 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.

Reply #838255

[rapid knoll]

/slut

[silent gale]

itishusk

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined 0

Reply #168

[rapid knoll]

/work

[silent gale]

itishusk

You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn 82

Reply #73

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for 71

Reply #636317

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make 71 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

Reply #4910404

[cobalt tartan]

!say goodbye

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

87 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

Reply #636327

[rapid knoll]

/crime

[silent gale]

itishusk

You pose as a plumber and rob a wealthy couple's home while they're on vacation, getting away with 467 worth of valuables.

Reply #4910516

[rapid knoll]

/work

[silent gale]

itishusk

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned 65!

Reply #635987

[rapid knoll]

/slut

[silent gale]

itishusk

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with 114.

Reply #636465

[rapid knoll]

/work

[silent gale]

itishusk

You help clean a horses stable for 93

Reply #3031286

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work for a private military company, earning 59

Reply #636074

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned 89.

Reply #636086

[rapid knoll]

/slut

[silent gale]

itishusk

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for 163.

Reply #636452

[rapid knoll]

/work

[silent gale]

itishusk

You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn 80

Reply #48

[rapid knoll]

/crime

[silent gale]

itishusk

Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal 106, luckily you aren't reported.

Reply #636292

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 60

Reply #636441

[north mango]

/slut

[silent gale]

slidchalice

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you 348

Reply #635974

[north mango]

/work

[silent gale]

slidchalice

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 86

Reply #36

[north mango]

/crime

[silent gale]

slidchalice

You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined 434

Reply #636375

[icy glacier]

/work

[silent gale]

triplegaminggavin

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got 99!

Reply #635954

[icy glacier]

/slut

[silent gale]

triplegaminggavin

You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost 175.

Reply #635906

[icy glacier]

/crime

[silent gale]

triplegaminggavin

A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is 302

Reply #636105

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain 52 though.

Reply #636392

[cobalt tartan]

/roulette 100 odd

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You find 63 randomly lying in the gutter

Reply #635890

[rapid knoll]

/crime

[silent gale]

itishusk

You were caught lying at a truth or dare question! The fine is 0.

Reply #636537

[rapid knoll]

/slut

[silent gale]

itishusk

You shake what your momma gave you for 196.

Reply #636544

[rapid knoll]

/work

[silent gale]

itishusk

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn 75

Reply #635864

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You take your cat for a walk and gain 93

Reply #636389

[hollow flare]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_voice_faker787

Your public indecency paid off and you got 273

Reply #635958

[hollow flare]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_voice_faker787

You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined 219.

Reply #834714

[hollow flare]

/work

[silent gale]

the_voice_faker787

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you 56.

Reply #636369

[swift lynx]

/work

[silent gale]

astr0_sex2

You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive 51

Reply #636496

[swift lynx]

/work

[silent gale]

astr0_sex2

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You help clean a horses stable for 99

Reply #3031286

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you 80.

Reply #636509

[mystic siren]

/work

[silent gale]

definitely_a_human

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 86

Reply #230200

[mystic siren]

/slut

[silent gale]

definitely_a_human

You rake in 212, but your butthole will never be the same...

Reply #635984

[mystic siren]

/crime

[silent gale]

definitely_a_human

You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a 336 fine!

Reply #635897

[mystic siren]

Damn it 😔

[ruby egret]

/work

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make 93 for your therapeutic skills.

Reply #4910396

[ruby egret]

/crime

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

Your public indecency paid off and you got 669

Reply #635958

[ruby egret]

/slut

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have 362

Reply #1441157

[granite lotus]

/work

[silent gale]

floofykitten575

You work as a professional apologiser and earn 62

Reply #39

[granite lotus]

/slut

[silent gale]

floofykitten575

You go down on that rich kid and earn 164

Reply #635900

[feral lava]

/work

[silent gale]

max21589

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 10 seconds.

[feral lava]

/slut

[silent gale]

max21589

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in 355

Reply #80

[feral lava]

Hell yes

[rapid knoll]

/work

[silent gale]

itishusk

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn 60

Reply #69

[rapid knoll]

/crime

[silent gale]

itishusk

You successfully complete a heist and earn 531!

Reply #636187

[rapid knoll]

/slut

[silent gale]

itishusk

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your 0.

Reply #636472

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn 74 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

Reply #4910411

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 274 and a real sore hangover.

Reply #636262

[feral lava]

/slut

[silent gale]

max21589

Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes 159.

Reply #635923

[feral lava]

Fuck

/work

[silent gale]

max21589

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 57

Reply #36

[feral lava]

/slut

[silent gale]

max21589

You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 35 seconds.

[feral lava]

A whole hour is wild

[feral lava]

/slut

[silent gale]

max21589

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you 160 and maybe chlamydia.

Reply #636516

[feral lava]

/work

[silent gale]

max21589

You work as a janitor and earn 87

Reply #74

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You went to work and gained 60

Reply #636510

[ripe badger]

This shit real

I'm actually working irl and I will get 50, I have 10 on bank already, this one was a real one

[ruby egret]

/work

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of 50 😃

Reply #636401

[ruby egret]

/crime

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You mugged a bunch of nuns for 277

Reply #636486

[ruby egret]

/slur

/slut

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with 323.

Reply #636368

[feral lava]

/slut

[silent gale]

max21589

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you 327 and maybe chlamydia.

Reply #636516

[feral lava]

/work

[silent gale]

max21589

You worked for the Police and earned 64

Reply #636538

[orchid lichen]

/slut

[silent gale]

arthurmorganfan_

Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes 299 from you as compensation.

Reply #636425

[orchid lichen]

/crime

[silent gale]

arthurmorganfan_

You steal change from the homeless. You got 656

Reply #636051

[orchid lichen]

/work

[silent gale]

arthurmorganfan_

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you 52.

Reply #636509

[orchid lichen]

/crime

[silent gale]

arthurmorganfan_

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 40 seconds.

[orchid lichen]

/bal

[pseudo bear]

/crime

[silent gale]

ewinchester

You manage to hack into a bank's system and steal 446!

Reply #636133

[pseudo bear]

/slut

[silent gale]

ewinchester

Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra 169.

Reply #636068

[pseudo bear]

/work

[silent gale]

ewinchester

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn 100

Reply #45

[rapid knoll]

/crime

[silent gale]

itishusk

You steal a famous musician's guitar and sell it to a fan for 565

Reply #4910484

[rapid knoll]

/work

[silent gale]

itishusk

You battled and gained 59.

Reply #636473

[rapid knoll]

/slut

[silent gale]

itishusk

A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you 114 for having your junk out.

Reply #636492

[icy glacier]

/slut

[silent gale]

triplegaminggavin

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 355 from the men.

Reply #636081

[icy glacier]

/work

[silent gale]

triplegaminggavin

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you 62.

Reply #636403

[icy glacier]

/crime

[silent gale]

triplegaminggavin

You robbed a Kwik-E Mart and cashed out with 490

Reply #636442

[granite lotus]

/work

[silent gale]

floofykitten575

You participate in a scientific study and earn 72 for your time and effort.

Reply #4910429

[granite lotus]

/slut

[silent gale]

floofykitten575

You post nudes on the internet for 186

Reply #636120

[icy glacier]

/work

[silent gale]

triplegaminggavin

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid 97.

Reply #636508

[icy glacier]

EZ

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

devildiehl66

You work as a children's toy tester and earn 54

Reply #47

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

devildiehl66

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw 368 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

Reply #636453

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

devildiehl66

You steal your neighbour's Wi-Fi and charge them 326 for it

Reply #4910464

[cosmic basin]

/work

[silent gale]

sjt905

A sudden gust of wind blows 65 in your direction.

Reply #636383

[cosmic basin]

/slit

/slut

[silent gale]

sjt905

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you 393 on your way out of the locker room.

Reply #636320

[cosmic basin]

/crime

[silent gale]

sjt905

You pour rain water into bottles, claiming that it's Holy water, and sell them for 570

Reply #636232

[frigid sentinel]

/slut

[silent gale]

dr.zor

You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 218.

Reply #55475

[cosmic basin]

The librarian wild

[hollow sentinel]

/crime

[silent gale]

osamabinladen969

You stole a street sign as a prank, but got caught and have been fined 205.

Reply #4910536

[hollow sentinel]

/crime

[silent gale]

osamabinladen969

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 47 seconds.

[hollow sentinel]

/slut

[silent gale]

osamabinladen969

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 383 to fuck the girls inside.

Reply #636365

[hollow sentinel]

/work

[silent gale]

osamabinladen969

You work as a Penguinologist and earn 66

Reply #636079

[rapid knoll]

/crime

[silent gale]

itishusk

You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of 0!

Reply #636332

[rapid knoll]

/slut

[silent gale]

itishusk

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you 216.

Reply #636291

[rapid knoll]

/work

[silent gale]

itishusk

You work as a children's toy tester and earn 96

Reply #47

[icy glacier]

/work

[silent gale]

triplegaminggavin

You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid 71 for sorting jelly beans by color.

Reply #4910414

[harsh holly]

/work

[silent gale]

timbruh89

You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win 66.

Reply #4910424

[plain coral]

/crime

[silent gale]

ilikedoritos547

You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you 200

Reply #636104

[granite lotus]

/work

[silent gale]

floofykitten575

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got 66.

Reply #636410

[granite lotus]

/slut

[silent gale]

floofykitten575

Your pimp gives you an extra 102

Reply #636546

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make 82.

Reply #4910437

[cobalt tartan]

/slut

[silent gale]

halrirae

A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you 233 for having your junk out.

Reply #636492

[frigid sentinel]

/slut

[silent gale]

dr.zor

You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job 0

Reply #636075

[frigid sentinel]

/slut

[silent gale]

dr.zor

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.

[frigid sentinel]

fascism

/work

[silent gale]

dr.zor

You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn 99

Reply #73

[frigid sentinel]

/crime

[silent gale]

dr.zor

Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined 99

Reply #636541

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You got cloned for science. You earned 65

Reply #635872

[ruby egret]

/work

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You battled and gained 72.

Reply #636473

[ruby egret]

/slut

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 363 for your hard work.

Reply #636052

[ruby egret]

/crime

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a 626 fine.

Reply #636180

[dense fulcrum]

/slut

[silent gale]

normaldude_whatdoyouexpect

You give excellent head and earn a solid 298.

Reply #636528

[dense fulcrum]

/crime

[silent gale]

normaldude_whatdoyouexpect

You slap someone with a fish, and steal all their money. You grab 472

Reply #88

[dense fulcrum]

/work

[silent gale]

normaldude_whatdoyouexpect

You work as a vibration consultant and earn 72

Reply #53

[karmic helm]

/work

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You work at the dump all day. Then you found 69 from a thrown out wallet.

Reply #636408

[karmic helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You were caught illegally fishing and have been fined 532.

Reply #4910543

[karmic helm]

/slut

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You earned 117 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

Reply #636027

[rapid knoll]

/crime

[silent gale]

itishusk

You rob a McDonald's and take 555.

Reply #636251

[rapid knoll]

/work

[silent gale]

itishusk

You clean off the chairs and get paid 84

Reply #636336

[rapid knoll]

/slut

[silent gale]

itishusk

You work at the strip club and earn 173.

Reply #636529

[feral lava]

/slut

[silent gale]

max21589

You shake what your momma gave you for 256.

Reply #636544

[feral lava]

/work

[silent gale]

max21589

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned 61!

Reply #636047

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a parkour specialist and earn 89

Reply #9

[feral lava]

/work

[silent gale]

max21589

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 61.

Reply #636406

[feral lava]

/slut

[silent gale]

max21589

Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay 321 for a new one.

Reply #636039

[feral lava]

Good grief

[feral lava]

/work

[silent gale]

max21589

You host a fine wine tasting event and get 52

Reply #636087

[feral lava]

/slut

[silent gale]

max21589

You cannot be a slut for 25 minutes and 32 seconds.

[feral lava]

Damn

[rapid knoll]

/crime

[silent gale]

itishusk

You jump the old lady walking down the street. She had 407 on her.

Reply #636020

[rapid knoll]

/work

[silent gale]

itishusk

You worked for the Police and earned 83

Reply #636538

[frigid sentinel]

/slut

[silent gale]

dr.zor

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some 368

Reply #635966

[frigid sentinel]

/work

[silent gale]

dr.zor

You work as a streamer and gain 92 from donations

Reply #635918

[frigid sentinel]

/crime

[silent gale]

dr.zor

You were caught speeding and have been fined 404.

Reply #4910559

[feral lava]

/slut

[silent gale]

max21589

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 118.

Reply #55467

[feral lava]

/work

[silent gale]

max21589

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned 70!

Reply #636047

[rapid knoll]

/slut

[silent gale]

itishusk

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you 167

Reply #635965

[rapid knoll]

/work

[silent gale]

itishusk

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 67

Reply #7083

[rapid knoll]

/crime

[silent gale]

itishusk

You found 409 under your bus seat. Shhh! Don't tell anyone.

Reply #635885

[rapid knoll]

/work

[silent gale]

itishusk

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn 53 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

Reply #4910411

[rapid knoll]

/slut

[silent gale]

itishusk

When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost 0

Reply #635999

[rapid knoll]

/slut

[silent gale]

itishusk

You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay 0 for surgery.

Reply #636026

[rapid knoll]

/crime

[silent gale]

itishusk

You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty 0 fine

Reply #636215

[rapid knoll]

/work

[silent gale]

itishusk

You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found 80 on the way back home!

Reply #636521

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make 94 for your lack of effort.

Reply #4910387

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive 90

Reply #636496

[delicate pulsar]

/work

[silent gale]

sheeshh.

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for 74.

Reply #636512

[delicate pulsar]

/work

[silent gale]

sheeshh.

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

[rapid knoll]

/crime

[silent gale]

itishusk

You infiltrate the FBI HQ and make out with the secret plans to sell for 561

Reply #636152

[rapid knoll]

/work

[silent gale]

itishusk

You got cloned for science. You earned 84

Reply #635872

[rapid knoll]

/slut

[silent gale]

itishusk

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with 255.

Reply #636465

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make 72 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

Reply #4910404

[tranquil burrow]

/work

[silent gale]

roxas401

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 67

Reply #17

[tranquil burrow]

/crime

[silent gale]

roxas401

You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined 586

Reply #636504

[tranquil burrow]

/slut

[silent gale]

roxas401

You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to 154.

Reply #636479

[rapid knoll]

/crime

[silent gale]

itishusk

You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is 0.

Reply #636225

[rapid knoll]

/slut

[silent gale]

itishusk

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for 368.

Reply #636452

[rapid knoll]

/work

[silent gale]

itishusk

You worked hard at Burger King and earned 60

Reply #636534

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

mach0279

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 87 for it!

Reply #636559

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

mach0279

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

mach0279

You fucked a traffic cone and found 332 inside it

Reply #636329

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You clean the chimney and find 71.

Reply #636287

[feral lava]

/slut

[silent gale]

max21589

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 359!

Reply #636501

[feral lava]

/work

[silent gale]

max21589

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 64

Reply #75

[ruby egret]

/work

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid 70 for streaming it online.

Reply #4910427

[ruby egret]

/crime

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined 668

Reply #636236

[ruby egret]

/slut

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 269 from the men.

Reply #636081

[feral lava]

/slut

[silent gale]

max21589

You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost 282

Reply #636342

[feral lava]

/crime

[silent gale]

max21589

You stole from the cookie jar and gave them to your friend for 386

Reply #636325

[feral lava]

/work

[silent gale]

max21589

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 89 to help fund the project!

Reply #636446

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

asendo.

You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth 89.

Reply #4910431

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a help desk technician and earn 88

Reply #3

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

A drunk man pays you 86 to walk backwards.

Reply #55464

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly 56 was earned.

Reply #203821

[feral lava]

/slut

[silent gale]

max21589

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 228!

Reply #636501

[feral lava]

/work

[silent gale]

max21589

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn 82

Reply #21

[feral lava]

/crime

[silent gale]

max21589

You mug someone in a video game for all that they have, too bad it wasn't anything but some worthless bottle caps, netting you 418

Reply #636380

[feral lava]

Fallout reference?

[timid rose]

/slut

[silent gale]

migueldelbetis

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 362 to fuck the girls inside.

Reply #636365

[timid rose]

💀💀

/work

[silent gale]

migueldelbetis

You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win 68.

Reply #4910424

[timid rose]

/slut

[silent gale]

migueldelbetis

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 24 seconds.

[timid rose]

/crime

[silent gale]

migueldelbetis

You break into a home to steal jewelry worth 533

Reply #636100

[karmic helm]

/rob halrirae

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You robbed 82 from halrirae.

[karmic helm]

/slut

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You become a pimp and earn 293!

Reply #636344

[karmic helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You sell some cocaine and earn 571...

Reply #636166

[karmic helm]

/work

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn 79.

Reply #636412

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You dig around in your yard and gain 81

Reply #636382

[rapid knoll]

/slut

[silent gale]

itishusk

Your condom supply runs out and you pay 18 to restock.

Reply #636003

[rapid knoll]

/crime

[silent gale]

itishusk

You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined 0

Reply #172

[rapid knoll]

/work

[silent gale]

itishusk

You work as a taxi driver and earn 70

Reply #636045

[delicate pulsar]

/work

[silent gale]

sheeshh.

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is 90!

Reply #636316

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You work as a smarties expert and earn 89

Reply #24

[feral lava]

/work

[silent gale]

max21589

You work as a professional snuggler and earn 52

Reply #5

[feral lava]

/slut

[silent gale]

max21589

You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined 306.

Reply #834714

[feral lava]

/crime

[silent gale]

max21589

You milk your videos with clickbait and giveaway-videos, earning 524

Reply #636043

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn 91

Reply #70

[rapid knoll]

/crime

[silent gale]

itishusk

You call a few friends and raid a newspaper shop with machetes. The operation is successful, and from the loot you earn 528.

Reply #636424

[rapid knoll]

/work

[silent gale]

itishusk

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you 74 for a good job.

Reply #636490

[feral lava]

/slut

[silent gale]

max21589

You take it up the ass for 257

Reply #635945

[feral lava]

/work

[silent gale]

max21589

You work as a high school student with no life. Have 90 because we pity you.

Reply #7000

[feral lava]

I wish that was in real life

/crime

[silent gale]

max21589

You were caught driving a car with expired license plates and have been fined 507.

Reply #4910493

[feral lava]

Fuck

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You baked some nice cookies for all, here is 84

Reply #636511

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste 647 on getting high.

Reply #635977

[ripe badger]

Lmfao

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You give excellent head and earn a solid 355.

Reply #636528

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 33 seconds.

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make 58.

Reply #4910437

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn 63

Reply #45

[cold crag]

/work

[silent gale]

burnt_bagel79

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn 54

Reply #11

[cold crag]

/work

[silent gale]

burnt_bagel79

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.

[cold crag]

/bal

/slut

[silent gale]

burnt_bagel79

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 210 for your hard work.

Reply #636052

[rapid knoll]

/crime

[silent gale]

itishusk

You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn 580

Reply #636226

[rapid knoll]

/work

[silent gale]

itishusk

You battled and gained 75.

Reply #636473

[rapid knoll]

/bj 720

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You work as a zoologist and earn 56

Reply #26

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay 359 for child support before disownment.

Reply #635886

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You dress up as a mascot and steal the team's championship trophy, which you sell to a sports memorabilia collector for 372.

Reply #4910518

[ripe badger]

I can commit crime but can't be slut????

Lmfao

[ruby egret]

/work

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You work as a street performer and earn 52

Reply #636362

[ruby egret]

/slut

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay 379 for surgery.

Reply #636271

[ruby egret]

/crime

[silent gale]

mini_comet3

You were caught fishing without a license and have been fined 480.

Reply #4910500

[rapid knoll]

/work

[silent gale]

itishusk

You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make 67 for your dedication to laziness.

Reply #4910390

[rapid knoll]

/bj 100

/slut

[silent gale]

itishusk

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined 0

Reply #168

[rapid knoll]

/crime

[silent gale]

itishusk

You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined 0.

Reply #4910545

[rapid knoll]

/crime

[silent gale]

itishusk

You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined 0

Reply #636444

[rapid knoll]

/slut

[silent gale]

itishusk

You whip it out and manage to rake in 387

Reply #79

[rapid knoll]

/work

[silent gale]

itishusk

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn 76

Reply #45

[clear glacier]

/work

[silent gale]

kandol_

You went to work and gained 59

Reply #636510

[cobalt tartan]

/owrk

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a wine taster and earn 85

Reply #15

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you 132

Reply #636500

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a serial murderer... and earn 74

Reply #68

[feral lava]

/slut

[silent gale]

max21589

You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined 317

Reply #635985

[feral lava]

/crime

[silent gale]

max21589

You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined 377

Reply #635995

[feral lava]

Oh my days

/work

[silent gale]

max21589

After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you 70, it must be your lucky day!

Reply #834699

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for 74

Reply #838228

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You cannot be a slut for 31 minutes and 33 seconds.

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid 87 for doing his job.

Reply #636484

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 3 seconds.

[frigid sentinel]

!slut

/slut

[silent gale]

dr.zor

You go down on that rich kid and earn 184

Reply #635900

[frigid sentinel]

/work

[silent gale]

dr.zor

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make 96.

Reply #635990

[frigid sentinel]

/crime

[silent gale]

dr.zor

You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty 391 fine

Reply #636215

[feral lava]

/crime

[silent gale]

max21589

You cannot commit a crime for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.

[boreal lark]

/crime

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a 14 fine.

Reply #635888

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found 83 on the floor.

Reply #636029

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay 83

Reply #176

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make 92 for your entertaining bedtime stories.

Reply #4910401

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 16 seconds.

[boreal lark]

/crime

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You cannot commit a crime for 25 minutes and 6 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a professional sleeper and earn 52

Reply #42

[kind canopy]

/work

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 71

Reply #635952

[feral lava]

/slut

[silent gale]

max21589

When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost 311

Reply #635999

[feral lava]

Oh my days

/work

[silent gale]

max21589

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for 99.

Reply #636443

[feral lava]

/crime

[silent gale]

max21589

You help illegal immigrants cross the border and they paid you 281.

Reply #636167

[cold crag]

/work

[silent gale]

burnt_bagel79

You work as a street performer and earn 58

Reply #636362

[cold crag]

/slut

[silent gale]

burnt_bagel79

You shake what your momma gave you for 297.

Reply #636544

[floral moth]

/work

[silent gale]

16billionfeettall_irl

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn 62

Reply #69

[floral moth]

/work

[silent gale]

16billionfeettall_irl

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.

[floral moth]

/crime

[silent gale]

16billionfeettall_irl

It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of 285 during the escape home. Better luck next time.

Reply #636427

[floral moth]

/crime

[silent gale]

16billionfeettall_irl

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.

[floral moth]

/slut

[silent gale]

16billionfeettall_irl

You work as a cunning linguist and earn 197

Reply #28

[floral moth]

/rob

[silent gale]

16billionfeettall_irl

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[karmic helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You did a crime and for some reason you now have 498 more

Reply #636422

[karmic helm]

/slut

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you 346 for the night.

Reply #636471

[karmic helm]

/work

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn 58

Reply #35

[floral moth]

/work

[silent gale]

16billionfeettall_irl

You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth 70.

Reply #4910431

[floral moth]

/slut

[silent gale]

16billionfeettall_irl

You cannot be a slut for 38 minutes and 57 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found 75

Reply #636554

[timid rose]

/slut

[silent gale]

migueldelbetis

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn 331 and a sore ass.

Reply #636007

[timid rose]

/work

[silent gale]

migueldelbetis

You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make 84.

Reply #4910425

[timid rose]

/crime

[silent gale]

migueldelbetis

It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of 488 during the escape home. Better luck next time.

Reply #636427

[timid rose]

/money

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 63.

Reply #636406

[feral lava]

/slut

[silent gale]

max21589

You get paid 116 for crossdressing

Reply #635922

[feral lava]

/work

[silent gale]

max21589

You bought and sold items and profited 73

Reply #636437

[feral lava]

/crime

[silent gale]

max21589

You rob another server for 532

Reply #636119

[native marlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

beedz_town

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D 390 : D

Reply #635875

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a sandwich artist and earn 84

Reply #4

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn 343.

Reply #636527

[feral lava]

/slut

[silent gale]

max21589

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for 281... yikes

Reply #635967

[feral lava]

/work

[silent gale]

max21589

A drunk man pays you 73 to walk backwards.

Reply #55464

[feral lava]

/crime

[silent gale]

max21589

You steal an orange and pawn it for 480.

Reply #636135

[feral lava]

Wooo

[boreal lark]

/crime

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You hack into the mainframe, getting 593 in the process

Reply #636381

[floral moth]

/work

[silent gale]

16billionfeettall_irl

You work hard all day and your boss pays you 74 after the pizzeria closes down.

Reply #636352

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.

[floral moth]

/crime

[silent gale]

16billionfeettall_irl

It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of 141 during the escape home. Better luck next time.

Reply #636427

[floral moth]

/slut

[silent gale]

16billionfeettall_irl

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned 226

Reply #635871

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of 97 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

Reply #636363

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You cannot be a slut for 22 minutes and 27 seconds.

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning 77 as a reward.

Reply #4910426

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn 99.

Reply #636082

[orchid lichen]

/slut

[silent gale]

arthurmorganfan_

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him 386.

Reply #635908

[orchid lichen]

/work

[silent gale]

arthurmorganfan_

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth 82.

Reply #636553

[orchid lichen]

/crime

[silent gale]

arthurmorganfan_

You Stole a T-55 Tank and sold it for 421 on the market

Reply #636461

[frigid sentinel]

/slut

[silent gale]

dr.zor

You give excellent head and earn a solid 365.

Reply #636528

[frigid sentinel]

/work

[silent gale]

dr.zor

You gave yourself 56 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

Reply #636480

[frigid sentinel]

.crime

/cirme

/crime

[silent gale]

dr.zor

You were caught stealing from a charity and have been fined 262.

Reply #4910555

[orchid lichen]

/crime

[silent gale]

arthurmorganfan_

You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 57 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you 75

Reply #636353

[cold crag]

/work

[silent gale]

burnt_bagel79

You work as a help desk technician and earn 70

Reply #3

[cold crag]

/slut

[silent gale]

burnt_bagel79

You rake in 161, but your butthole will never be the same...

Reply #635984

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 353!

Reply #636501

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You take your dog for a walk and gain 72

Reply #636388

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You cannot work for 46 seconds.

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 95

Reply #78

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You clean the chimney and find 64.

Reply #636287

[frigid sentinel]

/slut

[silent gale]

dr.zor

You work as a cunning linguist and earn 367

Reply #28

[frigid sentinel]

/work

[silent gale]

dr.zor

You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive 85

Reply #636496

[frigid sentinel]

/crime

[silent gale]

dr.zor

You robbed a grocery store and got 420

Reply #636185

[frigid sentinel]

/rob 1124941197203488828

[maiden fractal]

Isn't this the moment cops come out

[silent gale]

dr.zor

You were caught attempting to rob theguided3772, and have been fined 570.

[frigid sentinel]

/balance

wait how do i check my balance

[maiden fractal]

The channel above

[floral moth]

/work

[silent gale]

16billionfeettall_irl

You participate in a scientific study and earn 84 for your time and effort.

Reply #4910429

[floral moth]

/crime

[silent gale]

16billionfeettall_irl

You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost 150.

Reply #636134

[floral moth]

/slut

[silent gale]

16billionfeettall_irl

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in 105

Reply #80

[feral lava]

/slut

[silent gale]

max21589

You whip it out and manage to rake in 112

Reply #79

[feral lava]

/work

[silent gale]

max21589

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid 91 for it.

Reply #636518

[feral lava]

/crime

[silent gale]

max21589

A woman gave you 284, for killing her husband!

Reply #636142

[clear glacier]

/work

[silent gale]

kandol_

You work as a beaver expert and earn 92

Reply #16

[boreal lark]

/crime

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined 1

Reply #636099

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You sell your crab for 56, you monster

Reply #635944

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 314.

Reply #55467

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 23 seconds.

[boreal lark]

/rob Zor

[silent gale]

theguided3772

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - zorrothefox65
2 - dr.zor
3 - niko2007_
4 - trickskii_
5 - zoran4426
6 - zord0451
7 - zoreldia
8 - zorglasher
9 - liquidhazhyk
10 - .zormax

[boreal lark]

2

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You attempted to rob dr.zor, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work at the dump all day. Then you found 54 from a thrown out wallet.

Reply #636408

[boreal lark]

/crime

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You cannot commit a crime for 17 minutes and 21 seconds.

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for 56.

Reply #636556

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn 63

Reply #48

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a professional snail racer and win 83

Reply #636077

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 11 seconds.

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 267, and you go ahead with it.

Reply #636421

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a beefeater and earn 50

Reply #56

[boreal lark]

/crime

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You find some farming tools and steal a few when people aren't looking and sell them to a farmer for 432

Reply #636123

[granite lotus]

/work

[silent gale]

floofykitten575

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you 71

Reply #636333

[granite lotus]

/slut

[silent gale]

floofykitten575

You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay 347 to get it out

Reply #636477

[granite lotus]

/work

[silent gale]

floofykitten575

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 37 seconds.

[granite lotus]

/crime

[silent gale]

floofykitten575

You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a 393 fine!

Reply #636310

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a bounty hunter and earn 63

Reply #57

[cold crag]

/work

[silent gale]

burnt_bagel79

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got 76

Reply #204081

[cold crag]

/slut

[silent gale]

burnt_bagel79

You go down on that rich kid and earn 140

Reply #635900

[cold crag]

Kid?!?!?

[karmic helm]

/slut

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You suck some toes and earn 262

Reply #636551

[karmic helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You were caught making shitty memes and lost 334

Reply #636131

[karmic helm]

/work

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned 76!

Reply #636488

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid 100 and given a bottle of wine.

Reply #636483

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn 87

Reply #32

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 15 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you 97.

Reply #834680

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain 68

Reply #635919

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You whip it out and manage to rake in 216

Reply #79

[karmic helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You steal the Queen's crown and sell it on the black market for 571

Reply #636402

[karmic helm]

/slut

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined 382.

Reply #636305

[karmic helm]

/work

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You work as a streamer and gain 50 from donations

Reply #635918

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for 76

Reply #636317

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 56 seconds.

[boreal lark]

/crime

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost 588

Reply #636423

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with 397.

Reply #636368

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you 91

Reply #636333

[tropic tapir]

/work

[silent gale]

ukrainian616

You work as a water slide tester and earn 86

Reply #50

[boreal lark]

/rob schlongkong777

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You attempted to rob schlongkong777, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win 100.

Reply #4910424

[rapid knoll]

/crime

[silent gale]

itishusk

You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of 56!

Reply #636332

[rapid knoll]

/slut

[silent gale]

itishusk

An adult video site pays you 202 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

Reply #55469

[rapid knoll]

/work

[silent gale]

itishusk

You got out of bed. Have 53

Reply #635934

[karmic helm]

/work

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You work as a janitor and earn 81

Reply #74

[karmic helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost 683.

Reply #55472

[karmic helm]

/slut

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole 209.

Reply #636298

[modest yew]

/work

[silent gale]

mrgameit

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money 92

Reply #636431

[modest yew]

/slut

[silent gale]

mrgameit

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 206 and a real sore hangover.

Reply #636262

[modest yew]

/crime

[silent gale]

mrgameit

You break into a builder's workshop and manage to steal 382

Reply #636121

[frigid sentinel]

/slut

[silent gale]

dr.zor

An adult video site pays you 267 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

Reply #55469

[frigid sentinel]

/work

[silent gale]

dr.zor

You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made 78 off your performance.

Reply #834693

[frigid sentinel]

/crime

[silent gale]

dr.zor

You attempted to divide by zero, destroying the world and losing 560 to restore your save file.

Reply #635926

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You work as a bread scientist and earn 88

Reply #27

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent 136 to your Patreon

Reply #635975

[feral lava]

/slut

[silent gale]

max21589

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 260!

Reply #636501

[feral lava]

/work

[silent gale]

max21589

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 92 for it!

Reply #636559

[feral lava]

/crime

[silent gale]

max21589

You trespassed onto private property and have been fined 519.

Reply #4910538

[feral lava]

Damn

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You dig around in your yard and gain 88

Reply #636382

[floral moth]

/work

[silent gale]

16billionfeettall_irl

You have a successful YouTube channel and make 83 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

Reply #635986

[floral moth]

/crime

[silent gale]

16billionfeettall_irl

You steal a car and take it to the junkyard 360

Reply #636116

[floral moth]

/dep all

/slut

[silent gale]

16billionfeettall_irl

You go down on that rich kid and earn 275

Reply #635900

[floral moth]

/withdraw all

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a child birth educator and earn 82

Reply #60

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You take it up the ass for 360

Reply #635945

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 78

Reply #230200

[floral moth]

/work

[silent gale]

16billionfeettall_irl

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you 71.

Reply #636377

[floral moth]

/crime

[silent gale]

16billionfeettall_irl

Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined 412

Reply #636109

[floral moth]

/slut

[silent gale]

16billionfeettall_irl

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you 354.

Reply #636291

[cold crag]

/work

[silent gale]

burnt_bagel79

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn 62

Reply #59

[cold crag]

/slut

[silent gale]

burnt_bagel79

One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid 400 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.

Reply #55476

[cold crag]

Bruh

/crime

[silent gale]

burnt_bagel79

You were caught speeding and have been fined 566.

Reply #4910559

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 302.

Reply #55475

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly 63.

Reply #55461

[boreal lark]

/crime

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You were hired by a hitman to murder Flanders, you had to throw out your white shirt but you managed to rack up 623

Reply #636445

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn 80

Reply #59

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 72.

Reply #636031

[floral moth]

/crime

[silent gale]

16billionfeettall_irl

You need some extra cash for your drug habit. You break into the local dirty video store and rob them of 358! You also take a few "items" for yourself...

Reply #636024

[floral moth]

/work

[silent gale]

16billionfeettall_irl

You sweep the floor and get paid 88

Reply #636337

[floral moth]

/slut

[silent gale]

16billionfeettall_irl

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw 347 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

Reply #636453

[floral moth]

/withdraw 500

[cold crag]

/work

[silent gale]

burnt_bagel79

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn 94

Reply #11

[cold crag]

/work

[silent gale]

burnt_bagel79

You milk a cow for 58

Reply #41924

[cold crag]

/crime

[silent gale]

burnt_bagel79

You broke into a museum to steal a valuable artefact, but got caught and have been fined 441.

Reply #4910535

[cold crag]

/slut

[silent gale]

burnt_bagel79

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in 172

Reply #80

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 84 stashed inside one of them.

Reply #6070

[cobalt tartan]

/slut

[silent gale]

halrirae

You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a 341 fine!

Reply #636008

[abstract viper]

/work

[silent gale]

tatchycrane

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain 76

Reply #635919

[abstract viper]

/crime

[silent gale]

tatchycrane

You have been fined 251 because you ate during work hours.

Reply #636146

[abstract viper]

/slut

[silent gale]

tatchycrane

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as 281!

Reply #204738

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes 285.

Reply #635923

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as a professional tea taster and earn 64 for tasting different types of tea.

Reply #4910410

[boreal lark]

/crime

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined 529

Reply #636099

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you 52.

Reply #636403

[rapid knoll]

/crime

[silent gale]

itishusk

It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of 0 during the escape home. Better luck next time.

Reply #636427

[rapid knoll]

/slut

[silent gale]

itishusk

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned 247

Reply #635871

[rapid knoll]

/work

[silent gale]

itishusk

You gave yourself 76 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

Reply #636480

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive 81

Reply #636349

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned 95.

Reply #636429

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You suggest something good and get rewarded 51

Reply #636552

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You repair the lights and receive 65

Reply #636339

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You sell naked photos of yourself online for 252.

Reply #636503

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for 53.

Reply #636443

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 152 from the men.

Reply #636081

[boreal lark]

/crime

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You sneak into a zoo and steal a penguin, selling it on the black market for 356

Reply #4910458

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as an onion chopper and get paid 55 for chopping onions in a restaurant.

Reply #4910413

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 57

Reply #636374

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's 97.

Reply #636071

[karmic helm]

/work

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and 67.

Reply #636411

[karmic helm]

/slut

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 157 to fuck the girls inside.

Reply #636365

[karmic helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined 263

Reply #635995

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You repair the lights and receive 74

Reply #636339

[cold crag]

/work

[silent gale]

burnt_bagel79

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned 63

Reply #636469

[cold crag]

/slut

[silent gale]

burnt_bagel79

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you 212.

Reply #635910

[cold crag]

/work

[silent gale]

burnt_bagel79

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn 92

Reply #2

[cold crag]

/slut

[silent gale]

burnt_bagel79

You rake in 275, but your butthole will never be the same...

Reply #635984

[boreal lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 175 in order to keep quiet about it.

Reply #636040

[boreal lark]

/work

[silent gale]

theguided3772

You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn 87

Reply #1

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You have worked in the prison gardens for 97

Reply #636468

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain 85 though.

Reply #636392

[cobalt tartan]

/slut

[silent gale]

halrirae

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn 343

Reply #635949

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 54 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You cannot work for 13 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a water slide tester and earn 52

Reply #50

[rare totem]

/work

[silent gale]

jamuhh

You help clean a horses stable for 95

Reply #3031286

[rare totem]

/slut

[silent gale]

jamuhh

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw 293 at you.

Reply #636455

[rare totem]

/crime

[silent gale]

jamuhh

You steal a famous chef's secret recipe book and sell it to a rival restaurant for 264.

Reply #4910525

[broken sorrel]

/woek

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a pilot and earn 92

Reply #67

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make 64 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

Reply #4910404

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You work as a smarties expert and earn 67

Reply #24

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 51

Reply #636441