kutthroatshawty
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 
86
#back-room
silent galeBOT
kutthroatshawty
sharp carbon
/crime
silent galeBOT
swannaldo
You dress up as a superhero and rob a bank, escaping with 454
sharp carbon
/work
silent galeBOT
swannaldo
You host a fine wine tasting event and get 94
sharp carbon
/slut
silent galeBOT
swannaldo
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him 140.
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
ford3n_
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive 66
ripe badger
/slut
silent galeBOT
ford3n_
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined 324
ripe badger
/crime
silent galeBOT
ford3n_
You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed 312
ripe badger
/rob @plain smelt
silent galeBOT
ford3n_
You attempted to rob kutthroatshawty, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
brittle loom
/slut
silent galeBOT
beesinthetrap_
You are weirdly good with your hands, have 340
brittle loom
/work
silent galeBOT
beesinthetrap_
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 86
brittle loom
/crime
silent galeBOT
beesinthetrap_
You were caught shoplifting a bag of chips and have been fined 471.
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
devildiehl66
You clean off the chairs and get paid 92
ripe badger
/crime
silent galeBOT
devildiehl66
You pickpocket someone successfully and steal the money out of their wallet, there was 275 in it
ripe badger
/slut
silent galeBOT
devildiehl66
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you 307.
brittle loom
/crime
silent galeBOT
beesinthetrap_
You cannot commit a crime for 24 minutes and 12 seconds.
brittle loom
/work
silent galeBOT
beesinthetrap_
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 67 for it!
brittle loom
/slut
silent galeBOT
beesinthetrap_
You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 34 seconds.
old stag
/work
silent galeBOT
gebwin
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded 86.
plain smelt
/work
silent galeBOT
kutthroatshawty
You work as a bounty hunter and earn 89
plain smelt
/slut
silent galeBOT
kutthroatshawty
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 267
plain smelt
/crime
silent galeBOT
kutthroatshawty
You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you 252 for being a lazy ass person.
plain smelt
/crime
silent galeBOT
kutthroatshawty
You cannot commit a crime for 24 minutes and 40 seconds.
plain smelt
/work
silent galeBOT
kutthroatshawty
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned 88!
plain smelt
/crime
silent galeBOT
kutthroatshawty
You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose 611 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.
plain smelt
/slut
silent galeBOT
kutthroatshawty
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you 128 on your way out of the locker room.
north mango
/work
silent galeBOT
slidchalice
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding 96. Congrats!
cyan bloom
/work
silent galeBOT
xyro_2711
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you 89
cyan bloom
/slut
silent galeBOT
xyro_2711
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned 357
cyan bloom
/rob
silent galeBOT
xyro_2711
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
cyan bloom
/rob @olive sinew
silent galeBOT
xyro_2711
You were caught attempting to rob pancake8738, and have been fined 552.
plain smelt
/slut
silent galeBOT
kutthroatshawty
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn 151
plain smelt
/crime
silent galeBOT
kutthroatshawty
With a few others, you light up a Molotov and throw it at a shop. Somehow you find 460 on the way back.
plain smelt
/work
silent galeBOT
kutthroatshawty
You work as a high school student with no life. Have 96 because we pity you.
jaunty stag
/crime
silent galeBOT
da_baum81
You get caught kicking puppies and get fined 213
jaunty stag
/work
silent galeBOT
da_baum81
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining 65
jaunty stag
/work
silent galeBOT
da_baum81
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
jaunty stag
/slut
silent galeBOT
da_baum81
You work as a lubricant tester and earn 326.
jaunty stag
/rob
silent galeBOT
da_baum81
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
jaunty stag
/rob @plain smelt
silent galeBOT
da_baum81
You were caught attempting to rob kutthroatshawty, and have been fined 261.
jaunty stag
/rob @brittle loom
silent galeBOT
da_baum81
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
jaunty stag
/slut
silent galeBOT
da_baum81
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 3 seconds.
plain smelt
L
jaunty stag
/crime
silent galeBOT
da_baum81
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 18 seconds.
plain smelt
/bal @jaunty stag
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn 64
brittle loom
/rob <@1228170996255690805>
die
slender sandal
/work
silent galeBOT
samdomo77
You work as a high school student with no life. Have 62 because we pity you.
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got 56.
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
ford3n_
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned 62.
ripe badger
/crime
silent galeBOT
ford3n_
You trespassed onto private property and have been fined 550.
ripe badger
/slut
silent galeBOT
ford3n_
You work as a cunning linguist and earn 293
ripe badger
/rob @brittle loom
silent galeBOT
ford3n_
You were caught attempting to rob beesinthetrap_, and have been fined 441.
slender sandal
/work
silent galeBOT
samdomo77
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn 73
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You work in Greggs and earn 52
silent galeBOT
beesinthetrap_
You've been fined 443 for trying to rob a poor person.
silent galeBOT
beesinthetrap_
You earned 271 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
brittle loom
/work
silent galeBOT
beesinthetrap_
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned 83. The students loved you!
brittle loom
/crime
silent galeBOT
beesinthetrap_
You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a 276 fine!
dusty prism
/work
silent galeBOT
kingky0591
You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning 54 as a reward.
silent galeBOT
kingky0591
You tried to cheat on a test by writing answers on your arm, but got caught and have been given a 254 fine.
silent galeBOT
kingky0591
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you 358!
dusty prism
/robbeesinthetrap
elder viper
/work
silent galeBOT
schilo0709
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win 100.
elder viper
/work
silent galeBOT
schilo0709
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 42 seconds.
elder viper
/slut
silent galeBOT
schilo0709
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of 145
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
only1neroblues
You take your dog for a walk and gain 85
ripe badger
/slut
silent galeBOT
only1neroblues
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you 356 for your services.
north mango
/slut
silent galeBOT
slidchalice
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged 265 for their medical fees.
north mango
/work
silent galeBOT
slidchalice
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you 50.
slidchalice
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
north mango
/crime
silent galeBOT
slidchalice
You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined 106
plain smelt
/crime
silent galeBOT
kutthroatshawty
You're short when trying to pay for your food at Wawa, and take one too many pennies from their tips jar. Hang your head in shame and give 574 to make up for it
plain smelt
/slut
silent galeBOT
kutthroatshawty
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose 164.
plain smelt
/work
silent galeBOT
kutthroatshawty
You work as an engineer and earn 100
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
playitlofi775
You work as a circus clown and earn 51.
jaunty stag
/work
silent galeBOT
da_baum81
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of 59 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
jaunty stag
/slut
silent galeBOT
da_baum81
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged 189 for their medical fees.
jaunty stag
/rob @cobalt tartan
silent galeBOT
da_baum81
You were caught attempting to rob halrirae, and have been fined 0.
silent galeBOT
da_baum81
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
jaunty stag
/rob @plain smelt
silent galeBOT
da_baum81
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
silent galeBOT
da_baum81
You work for a Mexican cartel and make 606
plain smelt
/crime
silent galeBOT
kutthroatshawty
You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined 598
plain smelt
/slut
silent galeBOT
kutthroatshawty
Your friend pays you 251 for you to worship her feet
plain smelt
/work
silent galeBOT
kutthroatshawty
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth 72.
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
devildiehl66
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make 82 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
ripe badger
/crime
silent galeBOT
devildiehl66
You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined 433
ripe badger
/slut
silent galeBOT
devildiehl66
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of 230
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You work as an egg and earn 73
teal tulip
/slut
silent galeBOT
thatman4362
Your friend pays you 182 for you to worship her feet
teal tulip
/work
silent galeBOT
thatman4362
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn 52
teal tulip
/crime
silent galeBOT
thatman4362
The police randomly stop you and fine you 263
teal tulip
/jump
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn 73, albeit reluctantly.
cobalt tartan
/slut
silent galeBOT
halrirae
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost 257
cobalt tartan
fuck
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned 61
raven plinth
/work
silent galeBOT
dinostonepc
You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make 86 for your expertise in unicorn management.
raven plinth
/work
silent galeBOT
dinostonepc
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 31 seconds.
raven plinth
/rob
silent galeBOT
dinostonepc
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
silent galeBOT
dinostonepc
You robbed 346 from halrirae.
silent galeBOT
da_baum81
You robbed 194 from dinostonepc.
jaunty stag
/withdraw 200
tawdry lake
/work
silent galeBOT
iliketits08
You are paid 61 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
tawdry lake
/work
silent galeBOT
iliketits08
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
only1neroblues
You become a game developer and raised 62 for charity.
orchid lichen
/crime
silent galeBOT
arthurmorganfan_
You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got 584 taken away from you!
orchid lichen
/work
silent galeBOT
arthurmorganfan_
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned 92!
silent galeBOT
arthurmorganfan_
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 29 seconds.
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
devildiehl66
You work all day at the factory 73
ripe badger
/crime
silent galeBOT
devildiehl66
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined 628 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
ripe badger
/slut
silent galeBOT
devildiehl66
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned 182
ripe badger
/bal
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get 64
dusky ocean
/work
silent galeBOT
mialcv
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get 57 for all your items.
bold sundial
/work
silent galeBOT
x_luckyx
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you 91.
bold sundial
/crime
silent galeBOT
x_luckyx
You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a 306 fine.
mystic siren
/bal
plain smelt
/crime
silent galeBOT
kutthroatshawty
Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal 7, luckily you aren't reported.
plain smelt
/slut
silent galeBOT
kutthroatshawty
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes 0 from you.
plain smelt
/work
silent galeBOT
kutthroatshawty
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find 54 worth of scrap.
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
only1neroblues
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn 67
mortal oyster
/work
silent galeBOT
bat8729
You got featured and won 92
silent galeBOT
bat8729
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse, 257 went down your toilet
mortal oyster
/crime
silent galeBOT
bat8729
You manage to hack into a bank's system and steal 289!
silent galeBOT
saad_63870
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 97.
saad_63870
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing 153 to resolve your burnt skin.
saad_63870
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
saad_63870
saad_63870
You cannot rob yourself!
karmic helm
/rob Saad
silent galeBOT
schlongkong777
karmic helm
7
silent galeBOT
schlongkong777
You attempted to rob saadbinwaqas5188, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
karmic helm
/slut
silent galeBOT
schlongkong777
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and 136.
karmic helm
/crime
silent galeBOT
schlongkong777
You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost 334
karmic helm
/work
silent galeBOT
schlongkong777
You work as a dumpster diver and earn 61
manic cloud
/work
silent galeBOT
piskot039
You host a fine wine tasting event and get 98
silent galeBOT
piskot039
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 38 seconds.
manic cloud
/crime
silent galeBOT
piskot039
Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined 298
silent galeBOT
piskot039
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you 217
modest sand
/work
silent galeBOT
tblover69
You work as an eel ecologist and earn 74
modest sand
/slut
silent galeBOT
tblover69
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather 368 in total.
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you 73 for your struggles.
hollow flare
/crime
silent galeBOT
the_voice_faker787
Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined 621.
hollow flare
/slut
silent galeBOT
the_voice_faker787
You have a good night out and earn 139.
hollow flare
/work
silent galeBOT
the_voice_faker787
You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid 71 to dust off dinosaur fossils.
elder viper
/work
silent galeBOT
schilo0709
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid 100!
grizzled venture
/slut
silent galeBOT
dingesis
You found an extra 152 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
grizzled venture
/work
silent galeBOT
dingesis
You clean off the chairs and get paid 91
fleet parrot
/work
silent galeBOT
buttlord827
You work as a lubricant tester and earn 81
fleet parrot
/slut
silent galeBOT
buttlord827
You managed to get with a famous actress for 388
fleet parrot
/crime
silent galeBOT
buttlord827
You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay 305 for the damage.
hollow peak
/slut
silent galeBOT
masadeus
You work as a cunning linguist and earn 168
hollow peak
/work
silent galeBOT
masadeus
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn 96.
hollow peak
/bal
tranquil burrow
/work
silent galeBOT
roxas401
You work as a personal shopper and earn 90
tranquil burrow
/crime
silent galeBOT
roxas401
Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined 305
tranquil burrow
/slut
silent galeBOT
roxas401
Your pimp gives you an extra 160
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You did a fundraiser and raised 93
cobalt tartan
/slut
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you 117 after.
fierce oar
/crime
silent galeBOT
arbarn
An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined 635
fierce oar
/work
silent galeBOT
arbarn
You work as an egg and earn 69
fierce oar
/slut
silent galeBOT
arbarn
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 198 and a real sore hangover.
elder viper
/slut
silent galeBOT
schilo0709
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid 241 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
elder viper
/work
silent galeBOT
schilo0709
You did a fundraiser and raised 78
elder viper
/crime
silent galeBOT
schilo0709
You were hired as an assassin and you succeeded, earning 489
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
devildiehl66
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn 74 for your participation.
ripe badger
/crime
silent galeBOT
devildiehl66
You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined 372
ripe badger
/slut
silent galeBOT
devildiehl66
You get paid 219 for crossdressing
sacred vortex
/work
silent galeBOT
void.___.cube
You receive a check of 69 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You work as a circus clown and earn 66.
cobalt tartan
/collect
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You have no role income to collect!
cobalt tartan
/slut
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn 396.
flat linden
/slut
silent galeBOT
venomhoudini
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay 200 to fix your leg
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned 69
grizzled venture
/slut
silent galeBOT
dingesis
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs 198
grizzled venture
/work
silent galeBOT
dingesis
You got featured and won 64
wild widget
/slut
silent galeBOT
builder_zeb
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn 242 and a sore ass.
wild widget
/work
silent galeBOT
builder_zeb
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make 91 off of donations.
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
only1neroblues
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win 67.
ripe badger
/slut
silent galeBOT
only1neroblues
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost 298.
ripe badger
/crime
silent galeBOT
only1neroblues
You were caught vandalising a car and have been fined 609.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You work as a pet food taster and earn 69.
feral wadi
/work
silent galeBOT
pancaketree21
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for 74
feral wadi
/work
silent galeBOT
pancaketree21
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid 51 for it.
feral wadi
/work
silent galeBOT
pancaketree21
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 45 seconds.
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
only1neroblues
You work as a professional snail racer and win 91
ripe badger
/slut
silent galeBOT
only1neroblues
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes 245.
ripe badger
/crime
silent galeBOT
only1neroblues
You were caught with your pants down outside the cemetery, and have been given a 542 fine!
ripe badger
Damn it bot
feral wadi
/work
silent galeBOT
pancaketree21
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly 99 was earned.
feral wadi
time for gambling 😈
feral wadi
/work
silent galeBOT
pancaketree21
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make 57 for your bravery and heroism.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 55 for your hard work
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make 67 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
dapper raft
/work
silent galeBOT
dalpalwho
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for 54
cold crag
/work
silent galeBOT
burnt_bagel79
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of 81 😃
jaunty stag
/slut
silent galeBOT
da_baum81
Your pimp gives you an extra 360
jaunty stag
/work
silent galeBOT
da_baum81
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 91 near one of the potatoes
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive 65
ripe badger
/WORK
silent galeBOT
only1neroblues
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining 94
ripe badger
/slut
silent galeBOT
only1neroblues
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you 186.
ripe badger
/crime
silent galeBOT
only1neroblues
You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste 329 for more in game currency.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You work as a professional apologiser and earn 80
lapis mango
/work
silent galeBOT
pitcoco
You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make 79 for your therapeutic skills.
lapis mango
/crime
silent galeBOT
pitcoco
You were caught cheating on a test and have been fined 334.
lapis mango
][poiuyt
lapis mango
/work
silent galeBOT
pitcoco
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get 97
lapis mango
/work
silent galeBOT
pitcoco
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned 80.
grizzled venture
/work
silent galeBOT
dingesis
You work as an eel ecologist and earn 100
grizzled venture
/crime
silent galeBOT
dingesis
On the way to work you decided to rob a store and successfully got 557.
ripe badger
/crime
silent galeBOT
_thatonedrunkguy
You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost 200
ripe badger
/crime
silent galeBOT
_thatonedrunkguy
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 47 seconds.
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn 54
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and 83.
near robin
silent galeBOT
shoutmessage
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make 91 for your bravery and heroism.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You work as a starving college student, you found 67 on the ground.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You work as a professional cuddler and earn 68
lapis mango
/work
silent galeBOT
pitcoco
You sweep the floor and get paid 89
lapis mango
/crime
silent galeBOT
pitcoco
You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay 396
lapis mango
bro my debt
native marlin
/work
silent galeBOT
beedz_town
You worked and gained 54
native marlin
/slut
silent galeBOT
beedz_town
Your friend pays you 291 for you to worship her feet
native marlin
/crime
silent galeBOT
beedz_town
Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose 311
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly 79 was earned.
lapis mango
/work
silent galeBOT
pitcoco
You work as a bed warmer and earn 80
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
Taxes collected! You have gained 100
jaunty stag
/work
silent galeBOT
da_baum81
You get a commission request, the payment is 76.
silent galeBOT
da_baum81
You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined 259
jaunty stag
/slut
silent galeBOT
da_baum81
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole 137.
silent galeBOT
da_baum81
You robbed 2 from halrirae.
jaunty stag
/rob @grizzled venture
silent galeBOT
da_baum81
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
only1neroblues
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 95 for your hard work
silent galeBOT
dingesis
You work as an onion chopper and get paid 93 for chopping onions in a restaurant.
plain smelt
/crime
silent galeBOT
kutthroatshawty
You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of 54
plain smelt
/slut
silent galeBOT
kutthroatshawty
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent 327 to your Patreon
plain smelt
/work
silent galeBOT
kutthroatshawty
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn 50
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You work as a professional worker and earn 84.
cobalt tartan
/collect
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You have no role income to collect!
plain smelt
/collecy
grizzled venture
/collect
silent galeBOT
dingesis
You have no role income to collect!
grizzled venture
/work
silent galeBOT
dingesis
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made 57
grizzled venture
/slut
silent galeBOT
dingesis
You fucked a traffic cone and found 331 inside it
elder viper
/slut
silent galeBOT
schilo0709
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you 245 for having your junk out.
elder viper
/work
silent galeBOT
schilo0709
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid 82
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You clean off the animatronics and get paid 96
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for 79
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got 96
pseudo bronze
Lo
grizzled venture
/work
silent galeBOT
dingesis
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn 53
grizzled venture
/slut
silent galeBOT
dingesis
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your 124.
grizzled venture
/crime
silent galeBOT
dingesis
The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined 281
grizzled venture
well shit
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You clean the chimney and find 52.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You have worked in the prison gardens for 91
feral wadi
/work
silent galeBOT
pancaketree21
You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make 71 from your gullible followers.
feral wadi
/crime
silent galeBOT
pancaketree21
You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole 141 from you!
feral wadi
/crime
silent galeBOT
pancaketree21
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.
native marlin
/crime
silent galeBOT
beedz_town
Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won 419.
native marlin
/slut
silent galeBOT
beedz_town
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose 270.
feral wadi
/slut
silent galeBOT
pancaketree21
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse, 0 went down your toilet
feral wadi
HAHA
grizzled venture
/work
silent galeBOT
dingesis
You suggest something good and get rewarded 63
grizzled venture
/slut
silent galeBOT
dingesis
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John 213
grizzled venture
/crime
silent galeBOT
dingesis
Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts 582 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.
rapid knoll
/work
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You walk dogs for 63.
rapid knoll
/work
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 55 seconds.
rapid knoll
/crime
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back 263.
rapid knoll
/slut
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated 167 to your Patreon!
rapid knoll
/collect
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You have no role income to collect!
wispy quiver
/work
silent galeBOT
benjamin.____.
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned 76!
rapid knoll
/work
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You work in Greggs and earn 61
rapid knoll
/slut
silent galeBOT
itishusk
That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay 177 in hospital fees.
rapid knoll
/crime
silent galeBOT
itishusk
Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you 51 of stolen merchandise
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
playitlofi775
You went to work and gained 92
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain 78! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
grizzled venture
/work
silent galeBOT
dingesis
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you 87.
grizzled venture
/slut
silent galeBOT
dingesis
You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost 397
grizzled venture
/crime
silent galeBOT
dingesis
You steal a child's piggy bank for 314
real ruin
/slut
silent galeBOT
lawrence_the_aviator
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay 0 for surgery.
real ruin
/crime
silent galeBOT
lawrence_the_aviator
You hacked this server and got 546.
real ruin
/slut
silent galeBOT
lawrence_the_aviator
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 41 seconds.
real ruin
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
leaden heart
/work
silent galeBOT
justaquietthing
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for 93.
leaden heart
/Crime
silent galeBOT
justaquietthing
You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined 493
leaden heart
/slut
silent galeBOT
justaquietthing
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated 213 to your Patreon!
rapid knoll
/work
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You work as an elephant dresser and earn 51
rapid knoll
/crime
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You were caught speeding and have been fined 51.
rapid knoll
/slut
silent galeBOT
itishusk
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you 340
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You work as a Penguinologist and earn 61
rapid knoll
/work
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned 50.
rapid knoll
/crime
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You cannot commit a crime for 36 minutes and 52 seconds.
rapid knoll
/slut
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You cannot be a slut for 36 minutes and 49 seconds.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you 71
raven mulch
/work
silent galeBOT
whitexsnakex
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got 64!
raven mulch
/work
silent galeBOT
whitexsnakex
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 35 seconds.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you 75 when you got back home
raven mulch
/work
silent galeBOT
whitexsnakex
You participate in a scientific study and earn 58 for your time and effort.
rapid knoll
/work
silent galeBOT
itishusk
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain 93
rapid knoll
/crime
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You parked in a handicap spot without a permit and have been fined 483.
rapid knoll
/slut
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for 0
rapid knoll
/work
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn 58
rapid knoll
/crime
silent galeBOT
itishusk
An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined 58
rapid knoll
/slut
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 0.
native marlin
/slut
silent galeBOT
beedz_town
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as 358!
native marlin
/crime
silent galeBOT
beedz_town
You get caught kicking puppies and get fined 486
native marlin
/work
silent galeBOT
beedz_town
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn 79, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
rapid knoll
why tf does urs cost so much in fines
native marlin
money
rapid knoll
/work
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You work all day at the factory 92
feral wadi
/work
silent galeBOT
pancaketree21
You work in Greggs and earn 58
feral wadi
/slut
silent galeBOT
pancaketree21
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined 80
feral wadi
/crime
silent galeBOT
pancaketree21
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube, but someone catches you in the act. You lost 0 and the YouTube channel you worked so hard on. Good job, buddy.
feral wadi
i'm cooked
verbal river
/crime
silent galeBOT
darrmanfam0096
Local crime lords remember you still owe a debt to them. You are robbed at gunpoint and lose 587.
verbal river
/slut
silent galeBOT
darrmanfam0096
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay 0 to get it repaired.
verbal river
/work
silent galeBOT
darrmanfam0096
You work as a lubricant tester and earn 82
verbal river
/bj 80
fading ether
/work
silent galeBOT
steaksauce1501
You work as a professional bed tester and earn 60.
fading ether
/slut
silent galeBOT
steaksauce1501
You go down on that rich kid and earn 211
fading ether
/crime
silent galeBOT
steaksauce1501
Your rent is due. You send a check for 446.
fading ether
Fuck you
rapid knoll
/work
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You work as an onion chopper and get paid 60 for chopping onions in a restaurant.
rapid knoll
/crime
silent galeBOT
itishusk
Your public indecency paid off and you got 307
rapid knoll
/slut
silent galeBOT
itishusk
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined 388.
rapid knoll
/work
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You work as an onion chopper and get paid 94 for chopping onions in a restaurant.
rapid knoll
/slut
silent galeBOT
itishusk
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 218 in a baggie next to you.
rapid knoll
/crime
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You were fined 483 for slacking in school!
rapid knoll
/work
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned 75. The students loved you!
verbal river
/work
silent galeBOT
darrmanfam0096
You help clean a horses stable for 79
verbal river
/crime
silent galeBOT
darrmanfam0096
You successfully created a pyramid scheme making 290 in the process.
verbal river
/slut
silent galeBOT
darrmanfam0096
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for 276... yikes
rapid knoll
/work
silent galeBOT
itishusk
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received 58!
rapid knoll
/crime
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is 133.
rapid knoll
/slut
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You give excellent head and earn a solid 377.
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
only1neroblues
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you 78 for your work.
ripe badger
/slut
silent galeBOT
only1neroblues
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined 254
ripe badger
/crime
silent galeBOT
only1neroblues
You sneak into a research facility and steal a vial of experimental serum, which you sell to a pharmaceutical company for 655.
silent galeBOT
only1neroblues
You were caught attempting to rob itishusk, and have been fined 671.
rapid knoll
/work
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn 69
rapid knoll
/slut
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You cannot be a slut for 30 minutes and 56 seconds.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 76.
verbal river
/slut
silent galeBOT
darrmanfam0096
You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 6 seconds.
verbal river
/work
silent galeBOT
darrmanfam0096
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly 51.
verbal river
/crime
silent galeBOT
darrmanfam0096
You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 7 seconds.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You cannot work for 9 seconds.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You serve the customers and receive 56
grizzled venture
/work
silent galeBOT
dingesis
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid 64 for doing his job.
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
only1neroblues
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned 89. Good job!
rapid knoll
/work
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of 96 anyway.
rapid knoll
/crime
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You steal a police officer's uniform and use it to rob a bank, making off with 386.
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You get hired to take it hard for the night for 111!
rapid knoll
/work
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You cannot work for 1 minute and 40 seconds.
only1neroblues
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 56 minutes and 33 seconds.
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
only1neroblues
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got 75 I think...
rapid knoll
/work
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You have worked in the prison gardens for 71
pseudo onyx
/work
silent galeBOT
wiggy1296
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for 52
pseudo onyx
/work
silent galeBOT
wiggy1296
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
feral wadi
/work
silent galeBOT
pancaketree21
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you 65.
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn 75, albeit reluctantly.
elder viper
/work
silent galeBOT
schilo0709
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you 69.
elder viper
/slut
silent galeBOT
schilo0709
You have a good night out and earn 310.
wooden walrus
/work
silent galeBOT
westerton113__
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 68
wooden walrus
/crime
silent galeBOT
westerton113__
You sell your kidney on the black market for 393
wooden walrus
/slut
silent galeBOT
westerton113__
You get paid 140 for crossdressing
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
only1neroblues
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn 76
ripe badger
/rob _vanda.
silent galeBOT
only1neroblues
You were caught attempting to rob _vanda., and have been fined 284.
ripe badger
Nooo
static hawk
/work
silent galeBOT
idiot_2.05
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for 75
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You work as a comedian and earn 91
rapid knoll
/slut
silent galeBOT
itishusk
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay 201 for a new one.
rapid knoll
/crime
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay 318 in hospital expenses...
rapid knoll
/work
silent galeBOT
itishusk
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you 94.
rapid knoll
/crime
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You were caught trespassing onto a construction site and have been fined 421.
rapid knoll
/slut
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up 235
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
only1neroblues
You work as a sandwich artist and earn 100
ripe badger
/slut
silent galeBOT
only1neroblues
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent 223 to your Patreon
rapid knoll
/work
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning 92 as a reward.
rapid knoll
/crime
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You cannot commit a crime for 19 minutes and 1 second.
glossy hedge
/work
silent galeBOT
mostafa51
You found 79 on the floor.
glossy hedge
/crime
silent galeBOT
mostafa51
Your SoundCloud DJ roommate plays his music at 120 DB until 5 am in the morning. In a seething blind rage, you kill him and sell his equipment for 468.
silent galeBOT
mostafa51
You give excellent head and earn a solid 106.
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
only1neroblues
You work as a vibration consultant and earn 93
rapid knoll
/work
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of 86 anyway.
rapid knoll
/crime
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You scammed some person and got 611 in cash.
rapid knoll
/slut
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to 301.
acoustic pilot
/work
silent galeBOT
john_lajoe
You work as a children's toy tester and earn 81
acoustic pilot
/slut
silent galeBOT
john_lajoe
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn 185
acoustic pilot
/rob
silent galeBOT
john_lajoe
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
rapid knoll
/work
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You work as a sewer inspector and earn 89
rapid knoll
/work
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 75 to help fund the project!
rapid knoll
/crime
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You break into a bakery and steal all the bread, selling it to a group of pigeons for 494
jaunty stag
/slut
silent galeBOT
da_baum81
An adult video site pays you 123 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
jaunty stag
/crime
silent galeBOT
da_baum81
You got caught raiding and got fined 456
rapid knoll
/slut
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You get hired to take it hard for the night for 316!
rapid knoll
/work
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You work as a pilot and earn 53
rapid knoll
/work
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You work as a bread scientist and earn 66
rapid knoll
/crime
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You cannot commit a crime for 18 minutes and 14 seconds.
rapid knoll
/work
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn 98
rapid knoll
/crime
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You cannot commit a crime for 9 minutes and 20 seconds.
lapis mango
/work
silent galeBOT
pitcoco
You bought and sold items and profited 72
rapid knoll
/work
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You have worked in the prison gardens for 75
silent galeBOT
itishusk
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of 133!
rapid knoll
/crime
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You're hired as a hitman for 529
orchid lichen
/slut
silent galeBOT
arthurmorganfan_
You get paid 367 for crossdressing
orchid lichen
/work
silent galeBOT
arthurmorganfan_
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn 55, albeit reluctantly.
orchid lichen
/slut
silent galeBOT
arthurmorganfan_
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 42 seconds.
rapid knoll
/work
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn 89.
abstract viper
/slut
silent galeBOT
tatchycrane
You worked as a sperm donor and earned 150
abstract viper
/crime
silent galeBOT
tatchycrane
You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of 259
abstract viper
/work
silent galeBOT
tatchycrane
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got 78
icy glacier
/work
silent galeBOT
triplegaminggavin
You work as a bed warmer and earn 91
rapid knoll
/work
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn 75
rapid knoll
/crime
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost 379
rapid knoll
/slut
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect 306 in one night.
icy glacier
/slut
silent galeBOT
triplegaminggavin
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a 297 fine!
silent galeBOT
triplegaminggavin
You break into a university's research facility and steal a prototype robot, which you sell to a tech company for 284.
icy glacier
/work
silent galeBOT
triplegaminggavin
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 16 seconds.
icy glacier
/work
silent galeBOT
triplegaminggavin
You cannot work for 32 seconds.
icy glacier
/work
silent galeBOT
triplegaminggavin
You work as a smarties expert and earn 81
icy glacier
/work
silent galeBOT
triplegaminggavin
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive 74
icy glacier
/slut
silent galeBOT
triplegaminggavin
You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 45 seconds.
icy glacier
/crime
silent galeBOT
triplegaminggavin
You cannot commit a crime for 33 minutes and 46 seconds.
pseudo bronze
/slut
silent galeBOT
degcaboodledeg
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you 383 after.
hushed lantern
/crime
silent galeBOT
fatherpatek
It's your lucky day! You found an unlocked bus and took out 678 from the box of fares.
hushed lantern
/slut
silent galeBOT
fatherpatek
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined 347
hushed lantern
/work
silent galeBOT
fatherpatek
Taxes collected! You have gained 54
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn 63 for your participation.
cobalt tartan
/slut
silent galeBOT
halrirae
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was 378, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
cobalt tartan
fuck you Unboat
hushed lantern
/crime
silent galeBOT
fatherpatek
You set fire to Starbucks and steal all the coffee worth 655
hushed lantern
/work
silent galeBOT
fatherpatek
You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make 73 for your insight into the future.
feral wadi
/work
silent galeBOT
pancaketree21
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn 91
hushed lantern
/slut
silent galeBOT
fatherpatek
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her 179.
lavish oyster
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
only1neroblues
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 62
icy glacier
/slut
silent galeBOT
triplegaminggavin
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 279
icy glacier
/work
silent galeBOT
triplegaminggavin
You work as a Penguinologist and earn 67
icy glacier
/work
silent galeBOT
triplegaminggavin
You work as a professional apologiser and earn 98
silent galeBOT
lord_glizzy
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn 73
lord_glizzy
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
lord_glizzy
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 44 seconds.
lord_glizzy
You were caught poaching endangered wildlife and have been fined 273.
tranquil burrow
/work
silent galeBOT
roxas401
You work at the dump all day. Then you found 74 from a thrown out wallet.
tranquil burrow
/crime
silent galeBOT
roxas401
You held the planet ransom with nukes for 262
tranquil burrow
/slut
silent galeBOT
roxas401
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 211 and a real sore hangover.
rapid knoll
/work
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 89
rapid knoll
/crime
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a 91 fine!
rapid knoll
/slut
silent galeBOT
itishusk
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 325, and you go ahead with it.
icy glacier
/slut
silent galeBOT
triplegaminggavin
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up 153
icy glacier
/work
silent galeBOT
triplegaminggavin
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got 56 I think...
icy glacier
/crime
silent galeBOT
triplegaminggavin
You lock pick a random house and steal some jewelry and sell it for 611
icy glacier
/work
silent galeBOT
triplegaminggavin
You cannot work for 1 minute and 28 seconds.
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn 73!
inner temple
/work
silent galeBOT
smok_wawelski6
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly 78 was earned.
inner temple
/collect-income
silent galeBOT
smok_wawelski6
You have no role income to collect!
silent galeBOT
smok_wawelski6
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 41 seconds.
inner temple
/crime
silent galeBOT
smok_wawelski6
You got caught spray painting graffiti on a public building and have been fined 278.
inner temple
/balance
steady tundra
/work
silent galeBOT
agent.of.chaos_
You work as a help desk technician and earn 93
steady tundra
/crime
silent galeBOT
agent.of.chaos_
You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined 306
dense fulcrum
/crime
silent galeBOT
normaldude_whatdoyouexpect
You were caught making shitty memes and lost 0
dense fulcrum
/slut
silent galeBOT
normaldude_whatdoyouexpect
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's 316
dense fulcrum
/work
silent galeBOT
normaldude_whatdoyouexpect
You worked overtime for 89
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You host a fine wine tasting event and get 91
rapid knoll
/work
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You work as an ear cleaner and earn 89
rapid knoll
/crime
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You stole a couple rifles and sold it for 266
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You flashed your tits while streaming and received 146 in donations!
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You work as a serial murderer... and earn 85
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive 80
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found 82
green river
/work
silent galeBOT
weezeristhebest8
You work as a janitor and earn 51
green river
hell yeah
rapid knoll
/work
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You suggest something good and get rewarded 79
rapid knoll
/crime
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You set up a fake kickstarter for a game and end up stealing 311 from unsuspecting investors.
rapid knoll
/slut
silent galeBOT
itishusk
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn 273
rapid knoll
/work
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make 66 for your bravery and heroism.
rapid knoll
/slut
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 38 seconds.
rapid knoll
/crime
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You cannot commit a crime for 5 minutes and 46 seconds.
polar perch
/work
silent galeBOT
the_one1125
You take your dog for a walk and gain 57
polar perch
/crime
silent galeBOT
the_one1125
You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined 271.
silent galeBOT
the_one1125
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 179 in order to keep quiet about it.
polar perch
/bal
spare aspen
/work
silent galeBOT
jaxman9515
You do some work around the house for 85
spare aspen
/work
silent galeBOT
jaxman9515
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 5 seconds.
lord_glizzy
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make 55.
lord_glizzy
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
lord_glizzy
You hacked a bank and stole 433
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make 83 for your therapeutic skills.
cobalt tartan
/slut
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you 197!
cobalt tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
halrirae
You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid 68 for streaming it online.
spare aspen
/work
silent galeBOT
jaxman9515
You worked and gained 50
supple linden
/work
silent galeBOT
zetelktonicplate
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned 74!
tranquil burrow
/work
silent galeBOT
roxas401
You work as a professional snuggler and earn 54
tranquil burrow
/crime
silent galeBOT
roxas401
You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined 693.
tranquil burrow
/slut
silent galeBOT
roxas401
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn 370.
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
only1neroblues
You work as a space lawyer and earn 58
rapid knoll
/work
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You worked overtime for 96
rapid knoll
/slut
silent galeBOT
itishusk
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as 162!
rapid knoll
/crime
silent galeBOT
itishusk
With a few others, you light up a Molotov and throw it at a shop. Somehow you find 311 on the way back.
eternal stump
/work
silent galeBOT
eternaldarknes.
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded 92.