back-room

[silent gale]

alfiehamo

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw 311 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

Reply #636453

[grizzled venture]

/work

[silent gale]

dingesis

You work as a professional sleeper and earn 79

Reply #42

[grizzled venture]

/slut

[silent gale]

dingesis

You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined 163

Reply #635985

[grizzled venture]

/crime

[silent gale]

dingesis

You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was 0

Reply #636464

[grizzled venture]

/work

[silent gale]

dingesis

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 50 seconds.

[leaden heart]

/work

[silent gale]

justaquietthing

80 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

Reply #636327

[leaden heart]

/crime

[silent gale]

justaquietthing

You were caught driving under the influence of alcohol and have been fined 80.

Reply #4910510

[leaden heart]

Driving a horse?

/rob alfiehamo

[silent gale]

justaquietthing

You attempted to rob alfiehamo, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[mint plank]

/crime

[silent gale]

ixx_virus_

You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole 49 from you!

Reply #635931

[mint plank]

/work

[silent gale]

ixx_virus_

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you 96 .

Reply #636084

[mint plank]

/slut

[silent gale]

ixx_virus_

You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay 96 for surgery.

Reply #636026

[mint plank]

/rob @leaden heart

I earned 96 just to lose.

/crime

[silent gale]

ixx_virus_

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 29 seconds.

[grizzled venture]

/work

[silent gale]

dingesis

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn 65

Reply #11

[grizzled venture]

/slut

[silent gale]

dingesis

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost 65

Reply #635925

[grizzled venture]

same... @mint plank

/crime

[silent gale]

dingesis

You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you 0

Reply #636104

[mint plank]

😭😭

[grizzled venture]

ayoooo this isn't my day🤣

[mint plank]

Fr

Yesterday I made it to 3000

I lost it all in one one go

[grizzled venture]

gonna hop on later and make money in game rather🫡

[grizzled venture]

that's rough😅

[mint plank]

Type shit

Ikr💀

[grizzled venture]

wanna join?

[mint plank]

I have school I'll try tho

[grizzled venture]

bet
I'll dm you

[mint plank]

Ok

[rare ingot]

/crime

[silent gale]

chickenesquire

Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined 442

Reply #636541

[rare ingot]

/slut

[silent gale]

chickenesquire

You get paid 263 for crossdressing

Reply #635922

[rare ingot]

/work

[silent gale]

chickenesquire

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid 75!

Reply #635882

[grizzled venture]

/slut

[silent gale]

dingesis

You cannot be a slut for 40 minutes and 45 seconds.

[grizzled venture]

/work

[silent gale]

dingesis

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn 83.

Reply #636412

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as the namer of clouds and earn 76

Reply #8

[delicate harbor]

/crime

[silent gale]

sky2010_

You steal a pink McLaren and sell it to Kim Kardashian for 386

Reply #636191

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 72

Reply #636494

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn 78 for your participation.

Reply #4910440

[fierce oar]

/work

[silent gale]

arbarn

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning 82.

Reply #636314

[fierce oar]

/crime

[silent gale]

arbarn

You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste 358 for more in game currency.

Reply #55471

[fierce oar]

/slut

[silent gale]

arbarn

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for 197... yikes

Reply #635967

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as an elephant dresser and earn 83

Reply #43

[grizzled venture]

/slut

[silent gale]

dingesis

You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes 83 from you.

Reply #636558

[grizzled venture]

/work

[silent gale]

dingesis

You suggest something good and get rewarded 93

Reply #636552

[tropic tapir]

/work

[silent gale]

ukrainian616

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 64

Reply #75

[tropic tapir]

/work

[silent gale]

ukrainian616

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 53 seconds.

[tropic tapir]

/roulette

/work

[silent gale]

ukrainian616

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 37 seconds.

[tropic tapir]

/work

[silent gale]

ukrainian616

You got cloned for science. You earned 66

Reply #635872

[tropic tapir]

/slut

[silent gale]

ukrainian616

You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a 229 fine!

Reply #635892

[tropic tapir]

Ouch

/work

[silent gale]

ukrainian616

You cannot work for 1 minute and 4 seconds.

[tropic tapir]

/work

[silent gale]

ukrainian616

You work as the head of potatoes and earn 81

Reply #13

[tropic tapir]

/slut

[silent gale]

ukrainian616

You cannot be a slut for 46 minutes and 43 seconds.

[grizzled venture]

/work

[silent gale]

dingesis

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you 75

Reply #636353

[grizzled venture]

/slut

[silent gale]

dingesis

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you 213!

Reply #635983

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn 58

Reply #70

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You gave yourself 77 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

Reply #636480

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You battled and gained 68.

Reply #636473

[tidal pawn]

/work

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

You work as a vibration consultant and earn 99

Reply #53

[tidal pawn]

/crime

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

You travel back in time to before the Gold Rush began and take all the gold. You travel back to the present and trade it in for 697.

Reply #636545

[tidal pawn]

/slut

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay 287 to get it repaired.

Reply #636005

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

only1neroblues

You do some work around the house for 69

Reply #41920

[vapid canopy]

/work

[silent gale]

ace6620

You work as a bounty hunter and earn 68

Reply #57

[vapid canopy]

/slut

[silent gale]

ace6620

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned 222

Reply #838124

[vapid canopy]

/rob @broken sorrel

[silent gale]

ace6620

You were caught attempting to rob baine406, and have been fined 278.

[vapid canopy]

/crime

[silent gale]

ace6620

Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay 12 in legal fees trying to clear your name

Reply #636276

[tranquil burrow]

/bal

[mint plank]

/slut

[silent gale]

ixx_virus_

Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you 0

Reply #636002

[mint plank]

/work

[silent gale]

ixx_virus_

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 58

Reply #230200

[mint plank]

/crime

[silent gale]

ixx_virus_

You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined 58.

Reply #4910545

[tranquil burrow]

/work

[silent gale]

roxas401

You fail at work, but your boss pays you 68 out of pity.

Reply #636290

[tranquil burrow]

/crime

[silent gale]

roxas401

You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of 368!

Reply #636160

[grizzled venture]

/WORK

[silent gale]

dingesis

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make 86 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

Reply #4910403

[tranquil burrow]

/slut

[silent gale]

roxas401

You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of 307.

Reply #636547

[tranquil burrow]

/rob @vapid canopy

[silent gale]

roxas401

You've been fined 327 for trying to rob a poor person.

[tranquil burrow]

/work

[silent gale]

roxas401

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 94 to help fund the project!

Reply #636446

[tranquil burrow]

/crime

[silent gale]

roxas401

You cannot commit a crime for 43 minutes and 9 seconds.

[tranquil burrow]

/slut

[silent gale]

roxas401

You cannot be a slut for 43 minutes and 11 seconds.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a pumpkin picker 52

Reply #6069

[tidal pawn]

/work

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you 96 for your work.

Reply #636481

[tidal pawn]

/crime

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

You killed a man and liked it, you got 285

Reply #636213

[tidal pawn]

/slut

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather 317 in total.

Reply #636069

[delicate harbor]

/work

[silent gale]

sky2010_

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 26 seconds.

[delicate harbor]

/slut

[silent gale]

sky2010_

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you 205 for the night.

Reply #636471

[delicate harbor]

/rob

[silent gale]

sky2010_

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[delicate harbor]

/rob mathrouno99

[silent gale]

sky2010_

You were caught attempting to rob mathrouno99, and have been fined 347.

[mint plank]

/rob @delicate harbor

[silent gale]

ixx_virus_

You attempted to rob sky2010_, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[mint plank]

/crime

[silent gale]

ixx_virus_

You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of 0

Reply #635998

[mint plank]

/work

[silent gale]

ixx_virus_

You work in Greggs and earn 77

Reply #635899

[mint plank]

/slut

[silent gale]

ixx_virus_

You get 299 through donations on your cam stream.

Reply #636502

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

.dutch_van_der_linde.

You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost 388

Reply #636342

[ripe badger]

bro what the fuck is this

[delicate harbor]

/slut

[silent gale]

sky2010_

You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 38 seconds.

[delicate harbor]

Money dutch money that's all we need money

For Tahiti

[ripe badger]

yeah but I lost the damn money

I fucking hate Steve

[delicate harbor]

/rob dutch

[silent gale]

sky2010_

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - mainbluelobster
2 - thatoneguy_272
3 - wizzardking.
4 - thefordgamer
5 - souphyo
6 - mr_fizi134
7 - getinmamasita
8 - albertmasontruther
9 - fjfyeirnfhru
10 - iliketomoveitmoveit34

[delicate harbor]

Man

[silent gale]

Cancelled command.

[delicate harbor]

Wtf

/bal

/crime

[silent gale]

sky2010_

You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 59 seconds.

[delicate harbor]

/work

[silent gale]

sky2010_

You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you 95.

Reply #636258

[ripe badger]

😐

[delicate harbor]

Sorry

Money is money dutch

I came back for the money ending and but had high honor

[mint plank]

/rob @ripe badger

[silent gale]

ixx_virus_

You robbed 216 from .dutch_van_der_linde..

[mint plank]

Oh ya

@ripe badger

Thank u

[ripe badger]

why me

I have like no money

[mint plank]

😹

Idk

[ripe badger]

baller

[mint plank]

Ikr

[tropic tapir]

/work

[silent gale]

ukrainian616

You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made 53

Reply #636373

[tropic tapir]

/rob @mint plank

[silent gale]

ukrainian616

You were caught attempting to rob ixx_virus_, and have been fined 638.

[tropic tapir]

My savings...

WHYYY

/slut

[silent gale]

ukrainian616

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 391 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[tropic tapir]

/crime

[silent gale]

ukrainian616

You murder the nice lady next door and sell her dead corpse for 537

Reply #636044

[tropic tapir]

Way to earn back what I needed

[tropic tapir]

/work

[silent gale]

ukrainian616

You work at a lamp store and earn 92

Reply #635947

[tropic tapir]

/work

[silent gale]

ukrainian616

You cannot work for 23 seconds.

[tropic tapir]

/work

[silent gale]

ukrainian616

You cannot work for 8 seconds.

[tropic tapir]

/work

[silent gale]

ukrainian616

You cannot work for 1 second.

[tropic tapir]

/work

/work

[silent gale]

ukrainian616

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 83 for it!

Reply #636559

[tropic tapir]

/work

[silent gale]

ukrainian616

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for 75.

Reply #636303

[fresh fiber]

/work

[silent gale]

astrlqy

You clean off the counters and get paid 75

Reply #636338

[fresh fiber]

/crime

[silent gale]

astrlqy

You impersonate a police officer and steal confiscated drugs, selling them for 551

Reply #4910486

[tranquil burrow]

/work

[silent gale]

roxas401

You work as a circus clown and earn 56.

Reply #636448

[tranquil burrow]

/crime

[silent gale]

roxas401

During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate 629 from you.

Reply #636426

[tranquil burrow]

/slut

[silent gale]

roxas401

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 193, and you go ahead with it.

Reply #636421

[grizzled venture]

/work

[silent gale]

dingesis

You have a successful YouTube channel and make 74 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

Reply #635986

[grizzled venture]

/slut

[silent gale]

dingesis

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost 142

Reply #635925

[tranquil burrow]

/work

[silent gale]

roxas401

You take part in a medical research study and get paid 86 for your participation.

Reply #4910436

[tranquil burrow]

/crime

[silent gale]

roxas401

You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined 541

Reply #636244

[tranquil burrow]

/slut

[silent gale]

roxas401

Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra 128.

Reply #636068

[tranquil burrow]

/work

[silent gale]

roxas401

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 15 seconds.

[tranquil burrow]

/crime

[silent gale]

roxas401

You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 8 seconds.

[tranquil burrow]

/rob @grizzled venture

[silent gale]

roxas401

You attempted to rob dingesis, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[tranquil burrow]

/rob @fresh fiber

[silent gale]

roxas401

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

[grizzled venture]

nice try John😂

t

/rob @tranquil burrow

[silent gale]

dingesis

You attempted to rob roxas401, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[tropic tapir]

/work

[silent gale]

ukrainian616

You work as a wine taster and earn 65

Reply #15

[tropic tapir]

/rob @grizzled venture

[silent gale]

ukrainian616

You attempted to rob dingesis, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[tropic tapir]

Damn it

[grizzled venture]

why is everyone out here trying to rob me🤣🤣

[tropic tapir]

You robbed my boah John Marston

Tried to

[grizzled venture]

he did it first

tried to🤣

[tropic tapir]

Well, you know what schools say about the kid who fights back

😉

[grizzled venture]

[grizzled venture]

/work

[silent gale]

dingesis

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned 57. The students loved you!

Reply #636280

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a professional wine taster and earn 88.

Reply #636066

[cobalt tartan]

/slut

[silent gale]

halrirae

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you 179

Reply #635974

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a dumpster diver and earn 51

Reply #61

[tranquil burrow]

/work

[silent gale]

roxas401

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn 76

Reply #636438

[tranquil burrow]

/crime

[silent gale]

roxas401

You impersonate a police officer and steal confiscated drugs, selling them for 513

Reply #4910486

[tranquil burrow]

/slut

[silent gale]

roxas401

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 340!

Reply #636501

[grizzled venture]

/work

[silent gale]

dingesis

You dig around in your yard and gain 51

Reply #636382

[grizzled venture]

/slut

[silent gale]

dingesis

You post nudes on the internet for 217

Reply #636120

[teal tulip]

/rob @tranquil burrow

[silent gale]

thatman4362

You attempted to rob roxas401, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[teal tulip]

/slut

[silent gale]

thatman4362

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 201

Reply #635907

[grizzled venture]

/rob @teal tulip

[silent gale]

dingesis

You were caught attempting to rob thatman4362, and have been fined 531.

[grizzled venture]

damnnnnnnnn

[leaden heart]

/work

[silent gale]

justaquietthing

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 69 for your hard work

Reply #838130

[leaden heart]

/crime

[silent gale]

justaquietthing

You break into a science lab and steal an experimental formula, selling it to a pharmaceutical company for 409

Reply #4910463

[teal tulip]

/crime

[silent gale]

thatman4362

Your SoundCloud DJ roommate plays his music at 120 DB until 5 am in the morning. In a seething blind rage, you kill him and sell his equipment for 623.

Reply #636274

[manic mortar]

/work

[silent gale]

matteo_95482

You work as a Penguinologist and earn 98

Reply #636079

[tranquil burrow]

Ha!!! Take that

/rob @teal tulip

[silent gale]

roxas401

You were caught attempting to rob thatman4362, and have been fined 665.

[teal tulip]

/rob @grizzled venture

[silent gale]

thatman4362

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 17 minutes and 55 seconds.

[teal tulip]

/slut

[silent gale]

thatman4362

You have a good night out and earn 196.

Reply #635940

[teal tulip]

/crime

[silent gale]

thatman4362

You cannot commit a crime for 21 minutes and 59 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

devildiehl66

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 59

Reply #36

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

devildiehl66

You break into a university's research facility and steal a prototype robot, which you sell to a tech company for 470.

Reply #4910524

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

devildiehl66

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up 182

Reply #7034

[jolly mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

ur_fave_fruity_gal

You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make 68 for your dedication to laziness.

Reply #4910390

[teal tulip]

/work

[silent gale]

thatman4362

You find 72 randomly lying in the gutter

Reply #635890

[teal tulip]

/slut

[mint plank]

/rob @teal tulip

[silent gale]

thatman4362

You cannot be a slut for 25 minutes and 44 seconds.

ixx_virus_

You were caught attempting to rob thatman4362, and have been fined 376.

[teal tulip]

explain urself

/rob @mint plank

[silent gale]

thatman4362

You've been fined 670 for trying to rob a poor person.

[teal tulip]

..

BRO

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

.dutch_van_der_linde.

You work as a professional snuggler and earn 55

Reply #5

[ripe badger]

damn it I've already been doing that

and I earn a lot more damn money for it than that

/slut

[silent gale]

.dutch_van_der_linde.

You sell naked photos of yourself online for 312.

Reply #636503

[undone crystal]

/slut

[silent gale]

littlemoose204

You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole 105.

Reply #636298

[undone crystal]

/crime

[silent gale]

littlemoose204

You infiltrate the FBI HQ and make out with the secret plans to sell for 695

Reply #636152

[native marlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

beedz_town

You suck some toes and earn 275

Reply #636551

[native marlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

beedz_town

You were caught skipping school and have been fined 433.

Reply #4910552

[twilit niche]

/crime

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost 130

Reply #636243

[twilit niche]

/slut

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You worked as a sperm donor and earned 320

Reply #838098

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 81 near one of the potatoes

Reply #906378

[teal tulip]

/Slut

[silent gale]

thatman4362

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D 239 : D

Reply #635875

[teal tulip]

/rob

[silent gale]

thatman4362

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[teal tulip]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

thatman4362

You were caught attempting to rob perturbabe, and have been fined 664.

[teal tulip]

/crime

[silent gale]

thatman4362

You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a 117 fine!

Reply #635897

[twilit niche]

Fucking loser

[teal tulip]

nuh uh, im trying to survive out here

[pseudo bronze]

/rob @teal tulip

[silent gale]

degcaboodledeg

You've been fined 493 for trying to rob a poor person.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you 58 for a good job.

Reply #636490

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as an elementary school teacher and earn 66

Reply #76

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

mach0279

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get 71 for all your items.

Reply #636459

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

mach0279

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you 295 for the good time.

Reply #635911

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

mach0279

You were caught illegally fishing and have been fined 440.

Reply #4910543

[pseudo bronze]

/slut

[silent gale]

degcaboodledeg

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay 339 for child support before disownment.

Reply #635886

[teal tulip]

./work

/work

[silent gale]

thatman4362

You receive a check of 91 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

Reply #636260

[teal tulip]

/slut

[silent gale]

thatman4362

You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of 217

Reply #636070

[teal tulip]

/rob @ripe badger

[silent gale]

thatman4362

You robbed 378 from .dutch_van_der_linde..

[ripe badger]

😔

I'm gonna bust if I get robbed of my stripper funds one more time

[maiden fractal]

Bfff

Better go deposit or something

[tidal pawn]

/work

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

You work in Greggs and earn 91

Reply #635899

[tidal pawn]

/slut

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

You rake in 108, but your butthole will never be the same...

Reply #635984

[tidal pawn]

/crime

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost 259

Reply #635866

[tidal pawn]

/work

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 14 seconds.

[neon saffron]

/work

[silent gale]

16v7s

You sweep the floor and get paid 71

Reply #636337

[neon saffron]

sweep the floor

fuck that shit

erm.

/crime

[silent gale]

16v7s

You attempted to rob the local bank and got caught by the police. You are fined 271

Reply #636017

[neon saffron]

sad

/slut

[silent gale]

16v7s

You work as a cunning linguist and earn 347

Reply #28

[tidal pawn]

/crime

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 47 seconds.

[tidal pawn]

/work

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

You work as an onion chopper and get paid 100 for chopping onions in a restaurant.

Reply #4910413

[tidal pawn]

/slut

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 3 seconds.

[tidal pawn]

/crime

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

You cannot commit a crime for 58 seconds.

[tidal pawn]

/crime

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined 448

Reply #636111

[tidal pawn]

/slut

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent 242 on medical bills.

Reply #636085

[storm merlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

kacperskyyy

Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined 200.

Reply #635909

[storm merlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

kacperskyyy

You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you 0.

Reply #635962

[tidal pawn]

/work

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for 72

Reply #838228

[tidal pawn]

/crime

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose 468 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.

Reply #636391

[tidal pawn]

/slut

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

You post nudes on the internet for 226

Reply #636120

[tidal pawn]

/work

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn 59

Reply #45

[tidal pawn]

/slut

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

You cannot be a slut for 27 minutes and 18 seconds.

[tidal pawn]

/crime

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

You cannot commit a crime for 27 minutes and 7 seconds.

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for 69

Reply #636317

[tranquil carbon]

/work

[silent gale]

xavierf0855

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money 65

Reply #636431

[tranquil carbon]

/work

[silent gale]

xavierf0855

You worked hard at Burger King and earned 100

Reply #636534

[undone crystal]

/rob el nino

[silent gale]

littlemoose204

You attempted to rob xavierf0855, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[karmic helm]

/work

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth 76.

Reply #636553

[karmic helm]

/slut

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you 192 after.

Reply #636261

[karmic helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You steal a pink McLaren and sell it to Kim Kardashian for 335

Reply #636191

[turbid hull]

/crime

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got 228 taken away from you!

Reply #636223

[turbid hull]

.

/slut

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined 0

Reply #636542

[turbid hull]

/work

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You work as a professional cuddler and earn 51

Reply #33

[turbid hull]

;-;

[cyan hound]

/work

[silent gale]

liilfatal

You work hard all day and your boss pays you 56 after the pizzeria closes down.

Reply #636352

[fair parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

certifiedtacituskilgorebf

You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn 75

Reply #73

[fair parcel]

/crime

[silent gale]

certifiedtacituskilgorebf

You hacked google and stole 287.

Reply #636184

[tranquil carbon]

/work

[silent gale]

xavierf0855

You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make 65 for your dedication to laziness.

Reply #4910390

[tranquil carbon]

/crime

[silent gale]

xavierf0855

The local street gang pays you 448 after helping them beat an innocent citizen

Reply #636172

[tidal pawn]

/slut

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you 380 in return!

Reply #635891

[tidal pawn]

/work

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you 67 for your struggles.

Reply #636489

[tidal pawn]

/crime

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined 686.

Reply #4910503

[vivid pivot]

/crime

[silent gale]

squeezeyg

You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose 356 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.

Reply #636391

[vivid pivot]

/work

[silent gale]

squeezeyg

You work as an Irish dancer and earn 93

Reply #14

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

devildiehl66

You steal a police car and sell it on the black market for 432

Reply #636190

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

devildiehl66

You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive 52

Reply #636496

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

devildiehl66

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 251 and a real sore hangover.

Reply #636262

[plain smelt]

/work

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of 63 anyway.

Reply #636409

[plain smelt]

/work

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.

[plain smelt]

/crime

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You were caught using someone else's gym membership and have been fined 314.

Reply #4910497

[plain smelt]

Tf

/rob

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 93

Reply #636441

[plain smelt]

/work

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn 55

Reply #45

[plain smelt]

/steal

/gamble

/Val

/bal

/bal

/slut

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost 111

Reply #635999

[plain smelt]

/dep all

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned 85!

Reply #636047

[plain smelt]

/work

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid 86

Reply #636420

[plain smelt]

/commands

/work

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 15 seconds.

[plain smelt]

/crime

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You jump the old lady walking down the street. She had 628 on her.

Reply #636020

[plain smelt]

/slut

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 11 seconds.

[plain smelt]

/roll

/collect income

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You have no role income to collect!

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you 91.

Reply #636531

[plain smelt]

/work

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You do some work around the house for 75

Reply #41920

[plain smelt]

/crime

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate 75

Reply #636000

[tropic tapir]

/work

[silent gale]

ukrainian616

You found 91 lying on the floor in General Chat!

Reply #636543

[tidal pawn]

/work

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid 90 for moving traffic cones on the road.

Reply #4910409

[tidal pawn]

/slut

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged 207 for their medical fees.

Reply #635970

[tidal pawn]

/crime

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

You have been fined 317 because you ate during work hours.

Reply #636146

[plain smelt]

/crime

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

Nuh, uh, uh, mister! You are fined 0.

Reply #636307

[plain smelt]

/slut

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in 266

Reply #81

[plain smelt]

/work

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You work as a serial murderer... and earn 58

Reply #68

[royal cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

bossevictoria_59057

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you 69 for watching.

Reply #636345

[royal cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

bossevictoria_59057

Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal 555, luckily you aren't reported.

Reply #636292

[royal cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

bossevictoria_59057

While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was 234, this sort of thing can never be fixed.

Reply #636366

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you 97

Reply #636432

[frosty bolt]

/work

[silent gale]

sotglocks

You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip 73.

Reply #635939

[frosty bolt]

/crime

[silent gale]

sotglocks

You lied on your tax return and have been fined 362.

Reply #4910539

[frosty bolt]

/slut

[silent gale]

sotglocks

You flashed your tits while streaming and received 261 in donations!

Reply #636030

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

A sudden gust of wind blows 68 in your direction.

Reply #636383

[tidal pawn]

/Work

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned 98

Reply #636469

[tidal pawn]

/Slut

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

You licked SpongeBob's feet for 102!

Reply #834979

[tidal pawn]

/Crime

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

You choked on your aspirations. You lost 316

Reply #635935

[hollow flare]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_voice_faker787

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 247!

Reply #636501

[hollow flare]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_voice_faker787

You rob a squirrel of his nuts and pawn them for 286

Reply #636127

[hollow flare]

/work

[silent gale]

the_voice_faker787

You clean off the tables and get paid 79

Reply #636359

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You become a game developer and raised 53 for charity.

Reply #636361

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 68

Reply #230200

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

Your level got featured epic and you won 68

Reply #636296

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you 74 for a good job.

Reply #636490

[tranquil carbon]

/work

[silent gale]

xavierf0855

You work as an Irish dancer and earn 93

Reply #14

[tranquil carbon]

/crime

[silent gale]

xavierf0855

You lied on your tax return and have been fined 600.

Reply #4910539

[tranquil carbon]

/rob

[silent gale]

xavierf0855

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[plain smelt]

/work

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make 58.

Reply #4910428

[plain smelt]

/crime

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of 382!

Reply #636332

[plain smelt]

/slut

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost 0

Reply #636342

[silent gale]

bryce193

You do a good deepthroating and earn 176 from the client

Reply #636526

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly 75.

Reply #55461

[plain smelt]

/work

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn 64

Reply #72

[plain smelt]

/slut

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you 243

Reply #635974

[plain smelt]

/crime

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay 307 for the damage.

Reply #636209

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a high school student with no life. Have 94 because we pity you.

Reply #7000

[cobalt tartan]

/slut

[silent gale]

halrirae

You earn 203 for giving some succ (the good kind)

Reply #635878

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make 81 for your entertaining bedtime stories.

Reply #4910401

[ripe badger]

I'm done you cheated (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[orchid lichen]

/work

[silent gale]

arthurmorganfan_

You work as an eel ecologist and earn 60

Reply #55

[orchid lichen]

/crime

[silent gale]

arthurmorganfan_

You sell your kidney on the black market for 254

Reply #636125

[orchid lichen]

/slut

[silent gale]

arthurmorganfan_

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned 121

Reply #635871

[orchid lichen]

/rob Silas arlo

[silent gale]

arthurmorganfan_

You were caught attempting to rob baine406, and have been fined 610.

[orchid lichen]

/work

[silent gale]

arthurmorganfan_

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 11 seconds.

[orchid lichen]

/suck

/crime

[silent gale]

arthurmorganfan_

You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 40 seconds.

[orchid lichen]

/work

[silent gale]

arthurmorganfan_

You cannot work for 4 minutes and 52 seconds.

[orchid lichen]

/work

[silent gale]

arthurmorganfan_

You cannot work for 31 seconds.

[orchid lichen]

/work

[silent gale]

arthurmorganfan_

You cannot work for 1 second.

[orchid lichen]

/work

[silent gale]

arthurmorganfan_

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found 80

Reply #636554

[orchid lichen]

/crime

[silent gale]

arthurmorganfan_

You cannot commit a crime for 50 minutes and 9 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/drink

/eat

/sex

/prostitute

/work

[silent gale]

truebluegaming6174

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn 60

Reply #2

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

truebluegaming6174

You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took 135 from you and left.

Reply #636204

[ripe badger]

There ain't no cars in red dead 2!?

[plain smelt]

/crime

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined 0.

Reply #636299

[plain smelt]

/slut

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you 132 for your solid work.

Reply #636269

[plain smelt]

/work

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make 62 from ad revenue.

Reply #636418

[worn zealot]

/work

[silent gale]

alfiehamo

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you 89 for watching.

Reply #636345

[worn zealot]

/slut

[silent gale]

alfiehamo

The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay 89 to have them cleaned

Reply #636093

[worn zealot]

/crime

[silent gale]

alfiehamo

You hacked google and stole 456.

Reply #636184

[plain smelt]

/crime

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined 194

Reply #636246

[plain smelt]

/slut

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a 0 fine!

Reply #636008

[plain smelt]

/work

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You work as a sandwich artist and earn 99

Reply #4

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

76 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

Reply #636327

[fiery tundra]

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

/work

[silent gale]

unknown_ghoul_

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning 53.

Reply #636314

[worn zealot]

/work

[silent gale]

alfiehamo

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you 79 for a good job.

Reply #636490

[worn zealot]

/slut

[silent gale]

alfiehamo

You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you 79 to clean the stains.

Reply #55473

[worn zealot]

/crime

[silent gale]

alfiehamo

You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for 537

Reply #635936

[grizzled venture]

/work

[silent gale]

dingesis

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn 51

Reply #2

[royal cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

bossevictoria_59057

You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make 79.

Reply #4910428

[royal cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

bossevictoria_59057

You were caught in the act, and fined 433

Reply #636009

[royal cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

bossevictoria_59057

You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you 357!

Reply #635894

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You sell bananas for 83

Reply #834708

[tender spade]

/work

[silent gale]

whos.se

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 61

Reply #78

[tender spade]

/crime

[silent gale]

whos.se

You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with 637 worth of silver coins.

Reply #636485

[tender spade]

/slut

[silent gale]

whos.se

You give excellent head and earn a solid 130.

Reply #636528

[rare ingot]

/work

[silent gale]

chickenesquire

You sweep the floor and get paid 55

Reply #636337

[rare ingot]

/crime

[silent gale]

chickenesquire

You were caught hacking into someone's computer and have been fined 685.

Reply #4910556

[rare ingot]

/slut

[silent gale]

chickenesquire

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped 327

Reply #635904

[orchid lichen]

/crime

[silent gale]

arthurmorganfan_

You're hired as a hitman for 394

Reply #636129

[orchid lichen]

/crime

[silent gale]

arthurmorganfan_

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 44 seconds.

[old hill]

/crime

[silent gale]

iddkman_

You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined 200

Reply #636113

[old hill]

/slut

[silent gale]

iddkman_

You give excellent head and earn a solid 136.

Reply #636528

[old hill]

/work

[silent gale]

iddkman_

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got 62

Reply #636286

[old hill]

/leaderboard sort cash

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of 69 😃

Reply #636401

[turbid hull]

/crime

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You sneak into the White House and manage to get your hands on a small loan of a million dollars. Unfortunately, you lose most of it while escaping, and only take home 333

Reply #636206

[turbid hull]

W

/work

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn 91.

Reply #636412

[plain smelt]

/slut

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned 221.

Reply #55468

[plain smelt]

/crime

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You were caught stealing a bike and have been fined 320.

Reply #4910551

[plain smelt]

/work

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 99

Reply #636374

[plain smelt]

/work

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of 89

Reply #636378

[plain smelt]

/crime

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You cannot commit a crime for 17 minutes and 13 seconds.

[plain smelt]

/slut

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 53 seconds.

[delicate harbor]

/slut

[silent gale]

sky2010_

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn 188.

Reply #636527

[native marlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

beedz_town

An adult video site pays you 199 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

Reply #55469

[native marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

beedz_town

You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn 84

Reply #72

[native marlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

beedz_town

You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined 308

Reply #636504

[plain smelt]

/work

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn 52

Reply #635864

[twilit niche]

/crime

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You sneak into a zoo and steal a penguin, selling it on the black market for 486

Reply #4910458

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you 85 for the hard work

Reply #838245

[past solar]

/work

[silent gale]

texaswookiee

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 70 near one of the potatoes

Reply #906378

[past solar]

/dep all

/slut

[silent gale]

texaswookiee

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as 247!

Reply #204738

[past solar]

/dep 247

[abstract viper]

/crime

[silent gale]

tatchycrane

You stole a street sign as a prank, but got caught and have been fined 0.

Reply #4910536

[abstract viper]

/slut

[silent gale]

tatchycrane

You have a good night out and earn 382.

Reply #635940

[abstract viper]

/work

[silent gale]

tatchycrane

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 80 near one of the potatoes

Reply #906378

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned 68.

Reply #636429

[plain smelt]

/crime

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of 240

Reply #635998

[plain smelt]

/slut

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather 153 in total.

Reply #636069

[plain smelt]

/work

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win 61.

Reply #4910424

[teal tulip]

/CRIME

[silent gale]

thatman4362

You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost 452

Reply #636376

[teal tulip]

/slut

[silent gale]

thatman4362

Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost 124, have fun

Reply #635905

[teal tulip]

OMG

/work

[silent gale]

thatman4362

You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn 94

Reply #73

[plain smelt]

/crime

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You cannot commit a crime for 4 minutes and 33 seconds.

[plain smelt]

/slut

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 35 seconds.

[plain smelt]

/work

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You work as the president and earn 75

Reply #65

[tidal pawn]

Work

/work

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn 84

Reply #635865

[tidal pawn]

/slut

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of 312.

Reply #636547

[tidal pawn]

/crime

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

You steal a famous celebrity's wig and sell it on eBay for 687

Reply #4910467

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received 77!

Reply #203527

[plain smelt]

/crime

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed 82

Reply #636033

[plain smelt]

/slut

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You earn 387 for giving some succ (the good kind)

Reply #635878

[plain smelt]

/work

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received 81 from your peers.

Reply #636056

[thick gorge]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[silent gale]

cosiyt

You work as an ear cleaner and earn 94

Reply #44

[thick gorge]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[silent gale]

cosiyt

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.

[plain smelt]

/work

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip 59.

Reply #635939

[covert sorrel]

/help

/work

[silent gale]

s4rvv_v

You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make 70 for your skills in temporal navigation.

Reply #4910392

[covert sorrel]

/rob

[silent gale]

s4rvv_v

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[covert sorrel]

/rob @plain smelt

[silent gale]

s4rvv_v

You've been fined 270 for trying to rob a poor person.

[plain smelt]

Bro I don’t even have a $1 @covert sorrel

/bal

/work

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 76 to help fund the project!

Reply #636446

[plain smelt]

/crime

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined 76 kiddo

Reply #635880

[plain smelt]

/slut

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for 137... yikes

Reply #635967

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

.dutch_van_der_linde.

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 356 from the men.

Reply #636081

[plain smelt]

/work

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You work as a janitor and earn 89

Reply #74

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

.dutch_van_der_linde.

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D 149 : D

Reply #635875

[ripe badger]

boring

[royal cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

bossevictoria_59057

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make 50 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

Reply #4910403

[royal cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

bossevictoria_59057

You were caught shoplifting a bag of chips and have been fined 346.

Reply #4910501

[royal cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

bossevictoria_59057

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined 348

Reply #168

[hollow peak]

/work

[silent gale]

masadeus

You work as a professional cuddler and earn 64

Reply #33

[hollow peak]

/slut

[silent gale]

masadeus

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you 125 for the night.

Reply #636471

[turbid hull]

/work

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 54 near one of the potatoes

Reply #906378

[hollow flare]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_voice_faker787

You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose 271.

Reply #636407

[hollow flare]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_voice_faker787

You suck some toes and earn 255

Reply #636551

[hollow flare]

/work

[silent gale]

the_voice_faker787

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you 50.

Reply #834680

[molten pebble]

/work

[silent gale]

huntdunk

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make 97 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

Reply #4910403

[molten pebble]

/work

[silent gale]

huntdunk

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

[molten pebble]

/kill self

[tidal pawn]

/work

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 83 for your hard work

Reply #838130

[tidal pawn]

/crime

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose 574.

Reply #636407

[tidal pawn]

/slut

[silent gale]

mathrouno99

Your friend pays you 256 for you to worship her feet

Reply #636061

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You work as a circus clown and earn 79.

Reply #636448

[plain smelt]

/crims

/crime

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You break into a lab and steal a canister of radioactive material, which you sell to a shady organisation for 628.

Reply #4910519

[plain smelt]

/work

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 98

Reply #75

[plain smelt]

/dep all

/slut

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You take it up the ass for 399

Reply #635945

[hidden flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

vincent045678

Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes 324, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.

Reply #636265

[hidden flame]

/work

[silent gale]

vincent045678

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you 79.

Reply #636369

[hidden flame]

/work

[silent gale]

vincent045678

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.

[plain smelt]

/work

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you 74.

Reply #636482

[plain smelt]

/crime

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You cannot commit a crime for 42 minutes and 18 seconds.

[plain smelt]

/slut

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You cannot be a slut for 42 minutes and 32 seconds.

[teal tulip]

/crime

[silent gale]

thatman4362

You were caught stealing from a charity and have been fined 204.

Reply #4910555

[teal tulip]

/kill myself

/work

[silent gale]

thatman4362

You work for a private military company, earning 85

Reply #636074

[teal tulip]

/slut

[silent gale]

thatman4362

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned 100

Reply #635871

[plain smelt]

/crime

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You were fined 539 for slacking in school!

Reply #636221

[plain smelt]

/slut

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You sell naked photos of yourself online for 203.

Reply #636503

[plain smelt]

/work

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of 95 anyway.

Reply #636409

[minor remnant]

/work

[silent gale]

hrskli

You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid 100 for moving traffic cones on the road.

Reply #4910409

[minor remnant]

/rob Kutt

[silent gale]

hrskli

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - kutthroatshawty
2 - kutt6865

[minor remnant]

1

[silent gale]

hrskli

You attempted to rob kutthroatshawty, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[minor remnant]

/rob kutt6865

[silent gale]

hrskli

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

[minor remnant]

/slut

[silent gale]

hrskli

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some 105

Reply #635966

[minor remnant]

/crime

[silent gale]

hrskli

You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you 300

Reply #636104

[mortal oyster]

/work

[silent gale]

bat8729

You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly 53.

Reply #55461

[plain smelt]

/worl

/work

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth 82.

Reply #4910431

[mortal oyster]

/crime

[silent gale]

bat8729

You sell your kidney on the black market for 638

Reply #636125

[nocturne creek]

How do I get people to play?

[mortal oyster]

Ask them I guess

/slut

[silent gale]

bat8729

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw 156 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

Reply #636453

[cold elbow]

/work

[silent gale]

aking23mikey

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make 60 off of donations.

Reply #6953

[cold elbow]

/crime

[silent gale]

aking23mikey

You pickpocket a passing noble, guess crime does pay after all. You manage to steal 670

Reply #636231

[dire briar]

/slut

[silent gale]

oliveryshoe

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain 122!

Reply #636487

[dire briar]

/work

[silent gale]

oliveryshoe

You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive 51

Reply #636496

[dire briar]

/crime

[silent gale]

oliveryshoe

You trespassed onto private property and have been fined 473.

Reply #4910538

[plain smelt]

/crime

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You steal a street sign and sell it to a collector for 494

Reply #4910462

[plain smelt]

/slut

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned 367

Reply #635871

[plain smelt]

/work

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make 58 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

Reply #4910404

[rare ingot]

/work

[silent gale]

chickenesquire

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you 80.

Reply #636531

[rare ingot]

/slut

[silent gale]

chickenesquire

You fucked a traffic cone and found 305 inside it

Reply #636329

[rare ingot]

/crime

[silent gale]

chickenesquire

You steal a valuable book from a library and sell it to a collector for 533

Reply #4910482

[haughty cedar]

/slut

[silent gale]

foxx52

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you 230 for your solid work.

Reply #636269

[haughty cedar]

/work

[silent gale]

foxx52

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn 62

Reply #635869

[haughty cedar]

/crime

[silent gale]

foxx52

You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined 363.

Reply #4910503

[plain smelt]

/crime

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You broke into a museum to steal a valuable artefact, but got caught and have been fined 342.

Reply #4910535

[plain smelt]

/slut

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you 315.

Reply #636291

[plain smelt]

/work

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You work as a professional cuddler and earn 84

Reply #33

[umbral frost]

/work

[silent gale]

layniakk420

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn 66

Reply #636438

[plain smelt]

/rob @umbral frost

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You were caught attempting to rob layniakk420, and have been fined 321.

[plain smelt]

nice

[umbral frost]

Rip 💀

[plain smelt]

I’m coming for u @umbral frost

/crime

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued 546. Great job.

Reply #636357

[plain smelt]

Bruh

/slut

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You have a good night out and earn 192.

Reply #635940

[plain smelt]

/work

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn 64.

Reply #636412

[plain smelt]

/bal @umbral frost

[umbral frost]

?

/crime

[silent gale]

layniakk420

You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined 276

Reply #636113

[umbral frost]

Wow

/bal

/work

[silent gale]

layniakk420

You work as an ear cleaner and earn 90

Reply #44

[molten saddle]

/slut

[silent gale]

angelflyer.

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated 323 to your Patreon!

Reply #635883

[molten saddle]

/work

[silent gale]

angelflyer.

You eat bananas for a living and get 75

Reply #636535

[molten saddle]

/crime

[silent gale]

angelflyer.

Your rent is due. You send a check for 500.

Reply #636205

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

.dutch_van_der_linde.

Your pimp gives you an extra 184

Reply #636546

[slender sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

samdomo77

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you 85

Reply #636333

[slender sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

samdomo77

Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John 203

Reply #177

[slender sandal]

Oof

[cobalt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

halrirae

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make 85 for your expertise in unicorn management.

Reply #4910398

[plain smelt]

/crime

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You chopped down a government-protected tree and found 460 in it!

Reply #636219

[plain smelt]

/slut

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you 296 on your way out of the locker room.

Reply #636320

[plain smelt]

/work

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 54 near one of the potatoes

Reply #906378

kutthroatshawty

You attempted to rob mruuh, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

kutthroatshawty

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

[plain smelt]

/work

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You gave yourself 95 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

Reply #636480

[plain smelt]

/dep all

[plain smelt]

/crime

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You rob another server for 484

Reply #636119

[plain smelt]

/slut

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again. 369 for the paramedics to come and help you out.

Reply #636062

[plain smelt]

/work

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 87

Reply #36

[plain smelt]

/crime

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You cannot commit a crime for 6 minutes and 19 seconds.

[plain smelt]

/work

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and 65.

Reply #636411

[plain smelt]

/sell Xbox one S

/crime

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You were hired as an assassin and you succeeded, earning 400

Reply #636200

[white lark]

/crime

[silent gale]

altairfederal

A sudden gust of wind blows away 0

Reply #636384

[white lark]

/work

[silent gale]

altairfederal

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you 89, as it was originally their job

Reply #636304

[plain smelt]

/crime

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you 367

Reply #636104

[plain smelt]

/slut

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay 261 for a new one.

Reply #636039

[plain smelt]

/work

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You work as a cookie cutter and earn 80.

Reply #636055

[plain smelt]

/crime

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined 259

Reply #636246

[plain smelt]

/slut

[silent gale]

kutthroatshawty

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you 311 as a punishment because there's kids watching.

Reply #636355

[plain smelt]

/work