#back-room
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You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
381.
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
87 when you got back home
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
92
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
377 for their medical fees.
/crime
You broke into the Warden's office and stole his chair. You managed to sell it for
548.
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
76
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 35 minutes and 23 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 35 minutes and 21 seconds.
/work
You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make
63 for your expertise in unicorn management.
/crime
You were caught stealing from a charity and have been fined
461.
You rake in
132, but your butthole will never be the same...
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
86 as in return!
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
324 from you.
/crime
You dress up as a superhero and rob a bank, escaping with
344
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
71.
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
93.
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
368.
/crime
You were caught stealing flowers from a public garden and have been fined
594.
/crime
You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost
430
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
84
/work
You got out of bed. Have
87
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
199 from you.
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
57.
/rob censoredscreaming
You robbed
719 from censoredscreaming.
/rob brandonthecrackhead
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/work
You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make
76 from your gullible followers.
/rob perturbabe
You robbed
160 from perturbabe.

/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 16 seconds.
You were caught attempting to rob undarken, and have been fined
111.
Of course..
/rob undarken
You robbed
49 from undarken.
Haha
/rob blu3rainsoutside
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 50 minutes.
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
53 out of pity.
You robbed
150 from _vanda..
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
53
/rob blu3rainsoutside
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
You break into a builder's workshop and manage to steal
686
You shake what your momma gave you for
338.
/balance
/rob _vanda.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 47 minutes and 5 seconds.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
97
/rob .evie_frye.
You were caught attempting to rob .evie_frye., and have been fined
258.
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
174 to clean the stains.
/crime
You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to
399
/crime
You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined
303
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
52
You were caught using a stolen credit card to buy things online and have been fined
408.
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
90
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
319.
/crime
Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined
505
/work
You slept in a bed and found
92 under your pillow when you woke up
/work
You sell your crab for
71, you monster
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
95
/crime
You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined
252 for sexual assault
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
222
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
96
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
Nuh, uh, uh, mister! You are fined
296.
/crime
You hacked this server and got
364.
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
51!
/work
You battled and gained
74.
/crime
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. They drop
429 as a result. Thankfully, nothing went wrong, but now they're pissed at you.
/bal
/rob _vanda.
You robbed
126 from _vanda..

/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
97 for a good job.
/rob @twilit niche
You've been fined
97 for trying to rob a poor person.
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
193 in donations!
Loser
/work
You found
96 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
214 and a sore ass.
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
62
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
155.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 55 seconds.
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
60.
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
52
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
251
/crime
You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined
399!
/balance
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
93 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
54. Good job!
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
71 for your work.
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
147 in order to keep quiet about it.
/rob @topaz coyote
You were caught attempting to rob spicydumbling, and have been fined
218.
;-;
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
102.
/work
You work as a model and earn
51
/slut
An adult video site pays you
283 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
oh nah
you love it
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
62.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @fleet parrot
You were caught attempting to rob buttlord827, and have been fined
353.
/rob @royal cobalt
You've been fined
545 for trying to rob a poor person.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 12 seconds.
/rob @royal cobalt
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/rob @turbid hull
You've been fined
359 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
81.
/slut
You get
157 through donations on your cam stream.
damn
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
79
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
124, have fun
/crime
You decided to embrace your inner dark side, and promptly massacre an entire nation, netting you
654
/bal
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
64
/crime
You pose as a plumber and rob a wealthy couple's home while they're on vacation, getting away with
513 worth of valuables.
/bal
/work
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win
73.
/work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
97 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
/balance
You attempted to rob spicydumbling, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
A drunk man pays you
56 to walk backwards.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
309 for the good time.
/crime
Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay
365 back as restitution.
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
51
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
63
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
214 fine!
/crime
You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined
503.
Poor person
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
50!
/crime
Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined
598.
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
82. Good job!
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
330 for surgery.
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
74 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
/crime
A drone drops off your mysterious package and you sell it for
684
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
113
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
95
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/crime
You rob a bank for
463
/crime
Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined
342
/work
You got out of bed. Have
93
/slut
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
93.
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
85
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
307 in donations!
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
53
/work
You work as a professional bed tester and earn
89.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
54
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
80 off your performance.
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
58
coughs on everyone giving then tb
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
0 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/slut
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
0.
tisse toria stinker
tyk
dø
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
75
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
86!
/crime
You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined
75
/rob @royal cobalt
You've been fined
86 for trying to rob a poor person.
/rob @fleet parrot
You've been fined
0 for trying to rob a poor person.
/crime
You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of
0
/work
You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make
86 for your skills in temporal navigation.
/crime
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
315 to dodge death.
/collect
You have no role income to collect!
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
57
You were caught attempting to rob spicydumbling, and have been fined
0.
/work
You got out of bed. Have
86
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
86.
You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined
0
/work
You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make
83 for your expertise in unicorn management.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 31 seconds.
/crime
You were caught poaching endangered wildlife and have been fined
366.
Some german guys here?^^
/work
You went to work and gained
76
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
93!
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
195
/crime
You tried to sell fake designer merchandise, but got caught and have been fined
0.
/rob @sick surge
You robbed
604 from alex_theman.
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
60.
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
383 for public indecency.
/rob @turbid hull
You attempted to rob luisgamercool42fan, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
💀
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
86 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/crime
You get caught kicking puppies and get fined
238
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
90
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 17 minutes and 46 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 17 minutes and 32 seconds.
/rob @sick surge
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 17 minutes.
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
88.
/slut
You get
377 through donations on your cam stream.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 17 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 35 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 10 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 6 seconds.
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
77.
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
69 off of donations.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 47 minutes and 57 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 5 minutes and 53 seconds.
/crime
You were caught vandalising and were fined
470
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
78
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
78!
/crime
Your rent is due. You send a check for
542.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
73 and given a bottle of wine.
/crime
You hacked google and stole
602.
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
148!
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
89 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 20 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 28 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 5 seconds.
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
89 for their medical fees.
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
221!
/crime
You were hired by a hitman to murder Flanders, you had to throw out your white shirt but you managed to rack up
391
/slut
/work
You rake in
374, but your butthole will never be the same...
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
71
You're caught helping the enemy. Pay
518
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You develop games and earn
52.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
77.
You were caught fishing without a license and have been fined
256.
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
130
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
83 I think...
/rob @granite turtle
You were caught attempting to rob brandonthecrackhead, and have been fined
287.
damn
/Rob @sick surge
You attempted to rob alex_theman, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/Rob @rare ingot
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
ha nice try buster
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
56!
/rob @granite turtle
You robbed
1,188 from brandonthecrackhead.
LMFAO
/slut
Your friend pays you
209 for you to worship her feet
lol
/crime
You stole a fish and sell it second hand for
590
yummy moolah
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
96.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
52
/work
You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make
95 from your gullible followers.
/crime
You were caught cheating on a test and have been fined
426.
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
306
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - mccowboysfan4786
2 - chicken3834
3 - chiokn
4 - chickenesquire
5 - chickenandriceenjoyer
6 - chickengravey3822
7 - chickennugets.
8 - chicken_nugggggget
9 - spicybeefburger
10 - food_lover687
You attempted to rob alex_theman, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/bal
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
71
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 39 seconds.
loser
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 12 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 52 minutes and 27 seconds.
/rob @winter elk
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 minutes and 48 seconds.
oh boy
I got $6 man come on
jesus
Everyone has their vices, im not one to judge
/rob @granite turtle
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 14 seconds.
BRO
oh hes gonna get it
/rob @granite turtle
You were caught attempting to rob brandonthecrackhead, and have been fined
379.
damnnnnn
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
311 for the good time.
Chill out Dyno
You have been fined
514 because you ate during work hours.
BRO
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
96
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 38 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
61!
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
87
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
335
/rob @granite turtle
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 9 minutes and 1 second.
/crime
You steal a famous artist's paintbrush and sell it to a collector for
263.
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
263.
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
130
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
79
/rob @royal cobalt
You've been fined
209 for trying to rob a poor person.
/rob @fleet parrot
You've been fined
0 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
99.
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
569
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
73
/Rob @rare ingot
You robbed
956 from chickenesquire.
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
266.
/work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
81
/crime
You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined
699
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
51
/slut
You get
168 through donations on your cam stream.
/Rob @sick surge
You attempted to rob alex_theman, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Oh shit
/work
You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid
78 for sorting jelly beans by color.
/rob @granite turtle
You were caught attempting to rob brandonthecrackhead, and have been fined
594.
You do a good deepthroating and earn
281 from the client
/crime
A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is
86
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
0 to restock.
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
70
/rob @granite turtle
You robbed
366 from brandonthecrackhead.
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
99
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
312.
/crime
You break into a firework factory and steals all the firecrackers and sell them for
312
/work
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
57.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
149 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
/crime
You sell body parts on the black market
534 in profit.
/rob @granite turtle
You were caught attempting to rob brandonthecrackhead, and have been fined
362.
/crime
You were caught urinating in public and have been fined
498.
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
57.
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
57 on medical bills.
/Rob @sick surge
You attempted to rob alex_theman, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
A drunk man pays you
50 to walk backwards.
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
136 in order to keep quiet about it.
/rob @granite turtle
You've been fined
261 for trying to rob a poor person.
You rob a loyal nobleman's house while he was out for brunch with another nobleman. You find
420 worth of assets.
Megatron are you ok
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
72
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
77 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
52
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
95
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
58 for helping them out.
/work
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make
58.
/work
You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make
78 for your therapeutic skills.
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
273!
/crime
You rob a loyal nobleman's house while he was out for brunch with another nobleman. You find
645 worth of assets.
/rob chicken
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - mccowboysfan4786
2 - chicken3834
3 - chiokn
4 - chickenesquire
5 - chickenandriceenjoyer
6 - chickengravey3822
7 - chickennugets.
8 - chicken_nugggggget
9 - spicybeefburger
10 - food_lover687
/rob chickenesquire
Cancelled command.
You attempted to rob chickenesquire, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob stevensergal
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make
86 for your vivid imagination.
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
202.
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
0.
/work
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make
58.
/rob bossevictoria_59057
You robbed
37 from bossevictoria_59057.
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
93
/crime
You robbed a bank and secured
383.
/slut
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost
283
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
62
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 29 minutes and 30 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 29 minutes and 30 seconds.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
89
/crime
You robbed a church and made
291.
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
121.
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
80 off your new game.
/crime
You stole a potato and sold it for
313 on the black market
/slut
You get
354 through donations on your cam stream.
/Rob @rare ingot
You were caught attempting to rob chickenesquire, and have been fined
448.
You were caught attempting to rob brandonthecrackhead, and have been fined
489.
NO
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
58.
/rob @cunning briar
You robbed
468 from your_future_boyfriend..
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
393 and a sore ass.
What the hell
/rob @cunning briar
You robbed
88 from your_future_boyfriend..
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
190 in a baggie next to you.
/rob @royal cobalt
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 12 seconds.
/slut
You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost
58
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
89
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
80
/crime
You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you
89 for attempted murder.
no dank memer?
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
70
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
369
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
80
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
308 for the night.
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
307 and maybe chlamydia.
guess I've got a disease to match Arthur now
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
88.
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
93
/crime
You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined
429
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
330 to fix your leg
/crime
A sudden gust of wind blows away
299
/work
Just take the
78 and go...
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
180!
/Rob @kind canopy
You attempted to rob tindomielsaralonde, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
The cops start chasing you, and
394 falls out of your pocket!
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
107 and a sore ass.
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
76
/work
You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn
79.
/crime
You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of
274
/slut
You take it up the ass for
204
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
116 for your solid work.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.
You call a few friends and raid a newspaper shop with machetes. The operation is successful, and from the loot you earn
563.
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
91
/work
You walk dogs for
58.
/crime
You ransacked your manager's home, found his prized alarm clock, and sold it for
546
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
235.
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
99
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
338 and a real sore hangover.
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
189.
/crime
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined
395 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
74
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
333, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/crime
You break into a lab and steal a canister of radioactive material, which you sell to a shady organisation for
465.
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
84.
/dep all
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
72
/crime
You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined
567
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
199 for your services.
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
72 for a good job.
/crime
You broke into the Warden's office and stole his chair. You managed to sell it for
625.
/slut
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing
389 to resolve your burnt skin.
/crime
After many failed attempts, you decide to rob the orphanage, knowing that no one will help them. Upon arriving they are so excited to see a visitor your heart melts and you donate
689 to the orphanage.
/slut
Your friend pays you
133 for you to worship her feet
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
65
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
59
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
183!
/crime
You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste
308 for more in game currency.
/crime
You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed
200 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
218.

/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
85
/crime
You attempted to rob the local bank and got caught by the police. You are fined
550
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
210
/dep all
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
86
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
290 after.
You steal a guard's radio and sell it for parts, and receive
340.
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
89 for it.
/slut
An adult video site pays you
366 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 35 minutes and 13 seconds.
/slut
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
207.
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 46 seconds.
Ah man
☠️
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
345
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
54
/crime
You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took
327 from you and left.
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
59
/crime
You rob a convenience store for
258
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
249 for child support before disownment.
/crime
You steal all the candy from a candy store. After fighting the urge to eat it, you sell it for
462.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
61
/rob @red sundial
You robbed
50 from bewxre.
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
62
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @turbid hull
You attempted to rob luisgamercool42fan, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You help illegal immigrants cross the border and they paid you
647.
/rob @old rune
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make
75 for your lack of effort.
/rob @turbid hull
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 24 minutes and 19 seconds.
You attempted to rob roxas401, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
100
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/rob luisgamercool42fan
You attempted to rob luisgamercool42fan, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make
53 for your dedication to laziness.
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
368 from the client
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
74
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
91!
/crime
You start up a detective service for a few days, but when you finally get business you end up robbing your client for
690.
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
233 in one night.
/work
You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make
90 for your dedication to dental hygiene.
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
323.
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
94
W
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
0 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
55 though.
/crime
You commit a heist and manage to take
496
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
133.
/rob @dreamy chasm
You've been fined
340 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make
90 for your therapeutic skills.
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
258
/crime
Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won
515.
/crime
You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took
479 from you and left.
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make
75 for your bravery and heroism.
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
140
/bal
/crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was
35
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
62 for your services.
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
151!
/crime
You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost
0
/work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
86 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
/slut
You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined
86 to get it cured.
/Rob @tranquil burrow
You attempted to rob roxas401, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
200!
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
94
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/crime
You robbed a Kwik-E Mart and cashed out with
438
/crime
You steal your boss's stapler and sell it to a co-worker for
566
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
106.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
98
Bro couldn't afford rdr2
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
100
/crime
You tried to cheat on a test by writing answers on your arm, but got caught and have been given a
258 fine.
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
292 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
58
/crime
You were caught poaching endangered wildlife and have been fined
168.
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
211
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
160, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You got out of bed. Have
91
/crime
The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined
152
/balance
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
73!
/crime
You rob an ATM, but the CCTV captures your face. You are fined
577
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
153
/work
You clean the chimney and find
62.
/crime
You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back
200.
/work
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make
66 for your vivid imagination.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/slut
You rake in
226, but your butthole will never be the same...
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 29 seconds.