back-room

[digital sandal]

[twilit niche]

/rob @wide forge

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You were caught attempting to rob undarken, and have been fined 476.

[twilit niche]

…

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you 85, it must be your lucky day!

Reply #834699

[twilit niche]

/slut

[silent gale]

perturbabe

She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her 197.

Reply #636010

[twilit niche]

…

[wide forge]

Lmao

WHAT

[twilit niche]

You’ve never played here?

[wide forge]

I’ve used this bot but not in the server

/slut

[silent gale]

undarken

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 383.

Reply #55467

[wide forge]

..

[twilit niche]

I lost 54k in 2 bets here

[digital sandal]

Slut

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain 65! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed

Reply #636346

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay 65 for bail!

Reply #636248

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid 0 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.

Reply #55476

[digital sandal]

Fuck you

[twilit niche]

At least he gets paid

[wide forge]

Lmao

[twilit niche]

[wide forge]

why am I a better slut than girls

[twilit niche]

Dark is not a girls girl

Main 3

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a beaver expert and earn 90

Reply #16

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thev1ktorblu3s

You sold fish sandwiches and earned 75 in profits

Reply #838133

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

thev1ktorblu3s

You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took 168 from you.

Reply #636525

[ripe badger]

Bro just robbed me

/crime

[silent gale]

thev1ktorblu3s

You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined 639

Reply #636444

[ripe badger]

/rob censoredscreaming

[silent gale]

thev1ktorblu3s

You were caught attempting to rob censoredscreaming, and have been fined 332.

[ripe badger]

Nooo

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 82

Reply #230200

[twilit niche]

/crime

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You assassinate an actor for 371

Reply #636238

[twilit niche]

/rob @wide forge

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You robbed 8,211 from undarken.

[twilit niche]

[vapid fog]

hello

[native marlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

beedz_town

You were caught using someone else's gym membership and have been fined 519.

Reply #4910497

[vapid fog]

bro just wanted to show off his winnings

[native marlin]

FUCK

[wide forge]

MODS

[vapid fog]

/rob @wide forge

[silent gale]

terasinube

You robbed 1,642 from undarken.

[digital sandal]

Damn

[vapid fog]

sorry dark

[wide forge]

...

[native marlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

beedz_town

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 223 for your hard work.

Reply #636052

[vapid fog]

/give-money 1642 @wide forge

[wide forge]

you’re all blocked

[native marlin]

oh

[wide forge]

/slut

[silent gale]

undarken

Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged 229 for their medical fees.

Reply #635970

[twilit niche]

#bar

[wide forge]

ok

[vapid fog]

gotcha

[wide forge]

at least it wasn’t an std

[digital sandal]

Stupid dark doesn't know how to put his money in bank

[wide forge]

i hope your vinyls break

[digital sandal]

BITCH

[twilit niche]

[vapid fog]

/slut

[silent gale]

terasinube

Your friend pays you 200 for you to worship her feet

Reply #636061

[vapid fog]

hell yeah

wait no

/work

[silent gale]

terasinube

You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid 78 for sorting jelly beans by color.

Reply #4910414

[vapid fog]

hell yeah

/crime

[silent gale]

terasinube

You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay 373 for bail!

Reply #636248

[vapid fog]

:(

[native marlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

beedz_town

You cannot commit a crime for 35 minutes and 17 seconds.

[native marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

beedz_town

You help clean up the local theater. You find 98 strewn about between the seats!

Reply #636507

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as an onion chopper and get paid 81 for chopping onions in a restaurant.

Reply #4910413

[twilit niche]

/rob undarken

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 46 minutes and 22 seconds.

[twilit niche]

[ruby void]

/slut

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you 270!

Reply #635920

[ruby void]

/crime

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

You steal a customer's lucky gold coin which you sell for 593.

Reply #636306

[ruby void]

/work

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

You work all day at the factory 98

Reply #636549

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thev1ktorblu3s

You work as an ear cleaner and earn 56

Reply #44

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

thev1ktorblu3s

You fucked a traffic cone and found 287 inside it

Reply #636329

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

thev1ktorblu3s

You robbed a church and made 594.

Reply #635979

[ripe badger]

/Rob censoredscreaming

[silent gale]

thev1ktorblu3s

You were caught attempting to rob censoredscreaming, and have been fined 350.

[digital sandal]

/rob undarken

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You robbed 8,127 from undarken.

[digital sandal]

Lmfao

@twilit niche

[twilit niche]

I saw he didn’t put the money in the bank smh

[digital sandal]

Stupid ass

he doesn't know how to do it

[twilit niche]

Yeah yeah tru

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly 98.

Reply #55461

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 192 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make 66 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.

Reply #4910395

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You Stole a T-55 Tank and sold it for 281 on the market

Reply #636461

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped 52!

Reply #636414

[twilit niche]

/slut

[silent gale]

perturbabe

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn 213

Reply #635949

[twilit niche]

She what

[slate breach]

/work

[silent gale]

moparzo

You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid 83 for sorting jelly beans by color.

Reply #4910414

[slate breach]

/crime

[silent gale]

moparzo

You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined 619

Reply #636140

[slate breach]

/slut

[silent gale]

moparzo

Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined 111

Reply #636037

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make 70.

Reply #635990

[nova kelp]

/rob pertur

[silent gale]

jaxmune

You were caught attempting to rob perturbabe, and have been fined 256.

[obsidian violet]

/slut

[silent gale]

.laneblade

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn 369

Reply #82

[obsidian violet]

/work

[silent gale]

.laneblade

A drunk man pays you 92 to walk backwards.

Reply #55464

[twilit niche]

Embarrassing

[woeful ocean]

/work

[silent gale]

deceased_42

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded 95.

Reply #636060

[simple forge]

/work

[silent gale]

drgm5074

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn 91

Reply #20

[simple forge]

/rob

[silent gale]

drgm5074

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[simple forge]

/crime

[silent gale]

drgm5074

You break into a firework factory and steals all the firecrackers and sell them for 496

Reply #636177

[simple forge]

/slut

[silent gale]

drgm5074

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn 212

Reply #82

[simple forge]

/crime

[silent gale]

drgm5074

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 34 seconds.

[simple forge]

/rob QueenHoneyBee01

[silent gale]

drgm5074

You attempted to rob queenhoneybee01, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[simple forge]

/rob pertur

[silent gale]

drgm5074

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

[quaint stag]

Hi

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive 52

Reply #636496

[twilit niche]

/slut

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 240 from the men.

Reply #636081

[wide forge]

/work

[silent gale]

undarken

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get 75

Reply #636083

[wide forge]

/crime

[silent gale]

undarken

You robbed a bank and got 557

Reply #636358

[wide forge]

/slut

[silent gale]

undarken

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 170 for your hard work.

Reply #636052

[wide forge]

that’s crazy

[twilit niche]

Deserved

[hollow flare]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_voice_faker787

You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste 0 on getting high.

Reply #635977

[hollow flare]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_voice_faker787

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you 0 as a punishment because there's kids watching.

Reply #636355

[hollow flare]

/work

[silent gale]

the_voice_faker787

You work as an eel ecologist and earn 74

Reply #55

[twilit niche]

/crime

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You hack into a celebrity's social media account and sell access to it for 606.

Reply #4910522

[twilit niche]

Nice

[obsidian violet]

/slut

[silent gale]

.laneblade

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped 162

Reply #635904

[obsidian violet]

/work

[silent gale]

.laneblade

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's 83.

Reply #636071

[obsidian violet]

/crime

[silent gale]

.laneblade

You steal a police officer's uniform and use it to rob a bank, making off with 564.

Reply #4910514

[tight solstice]

/crime

[silent gale]

denny_the_doge

You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined 200

Reply #636099

[tight solstice]

/crime

[silent gale]

denny_the_doge

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 38 seconds.

[hollow flare]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_voice_faker787

Your pimp gives you an extra 400

Reply #636546

[hollow flare]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_voice_faker787

You were caught stealing a bike and have been fined 474.

Reply #4910551

[hollow flare]

/work

[silent gale]

the_voice_faker787

You work as a professional tea taster and earn 86 for tasting different types of tea.

Reply #4910410

[haughty anvil]

/rob

[silent gale]

declan_gingsta

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[haughty anvil]

/crime

[silent gale]

declan_gingsta

You vandalised a public park and have been fined 397.

Reply #4910540

[haughty anvil]

/slut

[silent gale]

declan_gingsta

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find 197 on the way back to your ship.

Reply #635881

[raw rover]

/crime

[silent gale]

micah_bell_isbad

You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined 355.

Reply #636158

[raw rover]

/slut

[silent gale]

micah_bell_isbad

You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined 264

Reply #167

[raw rover]

/rob declangingstatocool

[silent gale]

micah_bell_isbad

You were caught attempting to rob declan_gingsta, and have been fined 168.

[twilit niche]

Mods, rename this guy

[sonic salmon]

/rob

[silent gale]

dragonmasterthree

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[rain current]

/slut

[silent gale]

w3l0veho3s

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you 377

Reply #635974

[rain current]

/work

[silent gale]

w3l0veho3s

Your level got featured epic and you won 50

Reply #636296

[obsidian violet]

/crime

[silent gale]

.laneblade

You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty 280 fine

Reply #636215

[obsidian violet]

/work

[silent gale]

.laneblade

You work for a private military company, earning 86

Reply #636074

[obsidian violet]

/slut

[silent gale]

.laneblade

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you 206 for your solid work.

Reply #636269

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn 69

Reply #69

[wide forge]

/work

[silent gale]

undarken

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn 94 for your participation.

Reply #4910440

[wide forge]

/crime

[silent gale]

undarken

You steal a police officer's uniform and use it to rob a bank, making off with 304.

Reply #4910514

[wide forge]

/slut

[silent gale]

undarken

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned 285.

Reply #55468

[native marlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

beedz_town

You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you 233!

Reply #635894

[native marlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

beedz_town

You break into a science lab and steal an experimental formula, selling it to a pharmaceutical company for 628

Reply #4910463

[native marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

beedz_town

You worked as a businessman and earned 77

Reply #636360

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

theogsin

You work as a bounty hunter and earn 62

Reply #57

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

theogsin

You rake in 357, but your butthole will never be the same...

Reply #635984

[obsidian violet]

/slut

[silent gale]

.laneblade

You do a good deepthroating and earn 383 from the client

Reply #636526

[obsidian violet]

/work

[silent gale]

.laneblade

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of 78

Reply #636378

[obsidian violet]

/crime

[silent gale]

.laneblade

You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed 617

Reply #636033

[obsidian violet]

/work

[silent gale]

.laneblade

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 60

Reply #17

[obsidian violet]

/slut

[silent gale]

.laneblade

You cannot be a slut for 25 minutes and 22 seconds.

[dire swan]

/work

[silent gale]

durgham4576

You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn 53

Reply #72

[dire swan]

/crime

[silent gale]

durgham4576

You break into a firework factory and steals all the firecrackers and sell them for 541

Reply #636177

[dire swan]

/slut

[silent gale]

durgham4576

You fucked a traffic cone and found 262 inside it

Reply #636329

[dire swan]

/rob skipper

[silent gale]

durgham4576

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - skipper2498
2 - dragonmasterthree
3 - skipper4018
4 - skipper5227

[dire swan]

1

[silent gale]

durgham4576

You attempted to rob skipper2498, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[wide forge]

/slut

[silent gale]

undarken

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up 397

Reply #7034

[wide forge]

crazy

max i’d go is 20%

/work

[silent gale]

undarken

You sold fish sandwiches and earned 51 in profits

Reply #838133

[wide forge]

/crime

[silent gale]

undarken

You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined 294.

Reply #636253

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thev1ktorblu3s

You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn 100.

Reply #4910423

[fallen adder]

/crime

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

A box wobbles & falls from a delivery vehicle, landing right in front of you. Inside you find high-quality cigars. These are worth 344

Reply #635953

[fallen adder]

/slut

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent 122 on medical bills.

Reply #636085

[fallen adder]

/work

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned 59

Reply #635873

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

theogsin

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 156 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

theogsin

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn 65.

Reply #636412

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

theogsin

You successfully complete a heist and earn 291!

Reply #636187

[ripe badger]

/money

/bank

/rob micah_bell_isbad

[silent gale]

theogsin

You've been fined 314 for trying to rob a poor person.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

theogsin

You cannot work for 4 minutes and 18 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

theogsin

You cannot be a slut for 53 minutes and 53 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/rob unknownzeldarelic

[silent gale]

theogsin

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 52 minutes.

[broken ravine]

/slut

[silent gale]

.moose_.16.6.67

You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost 335.

Reply #635906

[broken ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

.moose_.16.6.67

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of 89

Reply #636378

[broken ravine]

/crime

[silent gale]

.moose_.16.6.67

After many failed attempts, you decide to rob the orphanage, knowing that no one will help them. Upon arriving they are so excited to see a visitor your heart melts and you donate 487 to the orphanage.

Reply #636004

[broken ravine]

Man, I'm unlucky 😭🙏

[slate breach]

/work

[silent gale]

moparzo

You help clean up the local theater. You find 59 strewn about between the seats!

Reply #636507

[obsidian violet]

/work

[silent gale]

.laneblade

You gave yourself 63 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

Reply #636480

[obsidian violet]

/slut

[silent gale]

.laneblade

You get paid 262 for crossdressing

Reply #635922

[twilit niche]

/slut

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you 400 for the good time.

Reply #635911

[twilit niche]

[slow grotto]

/work

[silent gale]

alvish.

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and 81.

Reply #636411

[slow grotto]

/slut

[silent gale]

alvish.

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 137 and a real sore hangover.

Reply #636262

[broken ravine]

/slut

[silent gale]

.moose_.16.6.67

Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra 159.

Reply #636068

[broken ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

.moose_.16.6.67

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of 60 anyway.

Reply #636409

[broken ravine]

/crime

[silent gale]

.moose_.16.6.67

You were caught using your phone in a movie theatre and have been fined 331.

Reply #4910499

[sinful horizon]

/slut

[silent gale]

yourdailymilitaryguy

You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 200.

Reply #55474

[sinful horizon]

No

[light swallow]

/crime

[silent gale]

moral.atlas

You steal your neighbour's garden gnome and sell it on eBay for 451

Reply #4910479

[light swallow]

/murder

😔

[slate breach]

/work

[silent gale]

moparzo

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got 58.

Reply #636410

[south sonnet]

/work

[silent gale]

shadowashenone

You work as an engineer and earn 90

Reply #71

[south sonnet]

/work

[silent gale]

shadowashenone

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

[south sonnet]

/crime

[silent gale]

shadowashenone

You stole a street sign as a prank, but got caught and have been fined 290.

Reply #4910536

[south sonnet]

/crim

/slut

[silent gale]

shadowashenone

Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay 0 for a new one.

Reply #636039

[south sonnet]

/slut

[silent gale]

shadowashenone

You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 31 seconds.

[south sonnet]

/slut

[silent gale]

shadowashenone

You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 7 seconds.

[south sonnet]

/slut

[silent gale]

shadowashenone

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in 281

Reply #80

[south sonnet]

/crime

[silent gale]

shadowashenone

You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a 281 fine!

Reply #636458

[obsidian violet]

/work

[silent gale]

.laneblade

You drive women to the store for 95

Reply #636048

[obsidian violet]

/slut

[silent gale]

.laneblade

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 311 for your hard work.

Reply #636052

[slate breach]

/work

[silent gale]

moparzo

You work as an egg and earn 69

Reply #635973

[slate breach]

/crime

[silent gale]

moparzo

You rob a liquor store for 577

Reply #636499

[twilit niche]

/slut

[silent gale]

perturbabe

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you 226!

Reply #635920

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You work as a cunning linguist and earn 322

Reply #28

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got 53!

Reply #635954

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined 293

Reply #636109

[digital sandal]

[obsidian violet]

/work

[silent gale]

.laneblade

You work as a professional tea taster and earn 73 for tasting different types of tea.

Reply #4910410

[obsidian violet]

/slut

[silent gale]

.laneblade

You become a pimp and earn 328!

Reply #636344

[obsidian violet]

/crime

[silent gale]

.laneblade

You broke into a museum to steal a valuable artefact, but got caught and have been fined 381.

Reply #4910535

[silent gale]

rutnut29

You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make 61 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.

Reply #4910402

rutnut29

You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty 281 fine

Reply #636215

rutnut29

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 33 seconds.

[silent gale]

rutnut29

You work as an elephant dresser and earn 67

Reply #43

[south sonnet]

Dutchh

Micah IS a rat

[south sonnet]

/work

[silent gale]

shadowashenone

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn 69

Reply #635865

[south sonnet]

/work

[silent gale]

shadowashenone

You cannot work for 1 minute and 15 seconds.

[south sonnet]

/crime

[silent gale]

shadowashenone

You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined 69

Reply #636112

[south sonnet]

/slut

[silent gale]

shadowashenone

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent 344 to your Patreon

Reply #635975

[south sonnet]

DAM

[slate breach]

/work

[silent gale]

moparzo

You do some work around the house for 86

Reply #41920

[lavish valve]

/work

[silent gale]

diam0nd_red

You found 83 lying on the floor in General Chat!

Reply #636543

[lavish valve]

/work

[silent gale]

diam0nd_red

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

[lavish valve]

/bj 50

[light grail]

/work

[silent gale]

ienjoycheese

You work as a beaver expert and earn 81

Reply #16

[obsidian violet]

/work

[silent gale]

.laneblade

You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid 78 and given a bottle of wine.

Reply #636483

[obsidian violet]

/slut

[silent gale]

.laneblade

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather 373 in total.

Reply #636069

[wintry kayak]

/work

[silent gale]

avidcountrymusicfan

You work as a professional wine taster and earn 91.

Reply #636066

[wintry kayak]

/slut

[silent gale]

avidcountrymusicfan

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 184 and a real sore hangover.

Reply #636262

[wintry kayak]

/crime

[silent gale]

avidcountrymusicfan

You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a 347 fine!

Reply #635895

[wintry kayak]

/bal

/crime

[silent gale]

avidcountrymusicfan

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 28 seconds.

[sinful horizon]

/slut

[silent gale]

yourdailymilitaryguy

Your pimp gives you an extra 185

Reply #636546

[wintry kayak]

/crime

[silent gale]

avidcountrymusicfan

You rob a nearby corner store for 523

Reply #636194

[wintry kayak]

/slut

[silent gale]

avidcountrymusicfan

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for 162.

Reply #636452

[wintry kayak]

/work

[silent gale]

avidcountrymusicfan

You gave yourself 87 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

Reply #636480

[cunning steeple]

/work

[silent gale]

koksschnueffler_

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got 98

Reply #204081

[cunning steeple]

/slut

[silent gale]

koksschnueffler_

A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you 226 for having your junk out.

Reply #636492

[cunning steeple]

/crime

[silent gale]

koksschnueffler_

The cops start chasing you, and 286 falls out of your pocket!

Reply #636522

[cunning steeple]

/bal

[slate breach]

/work

[silent gale]

moparzo

You work as a professional cuddler and earn 97

Reply #33

[ripe badger]

.bal

/bal

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a serial murderer... and earn 57

Reply #68

[twilit niche]

/crime

[silent gale]

perturbabe

Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined 501

Reply #636109

[twilit niche]

Bitch

[sinful horizon]

/slut

[silent gale]

yourdailymilitaryguy

You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes 226 from you.

Reply #636558

[sinful horizon]

😱

[verbal depot]

/withdraw 100

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got 54.

Reply #636410

[hushed knot]

/work

[silent gale]

liampro7978

You clean off the tables and get paid 61

Reply #636359

[hushed knot]

/bal

[sinful horizon]

/slut

[silent gale]

yourdailymilitaryguy

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you 180.

Reply #636291

[sinful horizon]

/slut

[silent gale]

yourdailymilitaryguy

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 17 seconds.

[sinful horizon]

Flip

[latent belfry]

/slut

[silent gale]

volpexyyy

You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you 197.

Reply #635924

[latent belfry]

/work

[silent gale]

volpexyyy

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn 99 for your participation.

Reply #4910440

[latent belfry]

/crime

[silent gale]

volpexyyy

You steal a famous celebrity's wig and sell it on eBay for 390

Reply #4910467

[slate breach]

/work

[silent gale]

moparzo

You repair the lights and receive 87

Reply #636339

[wintry kayak]

/work

[silent gale]

avidcountrymusicfan

One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for 72

Reply #636016

[wintry kayak]

/slut

[silent gale]

avidcountrymusicfan

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as 106!

Reply #204738

[wintry kayak]

/crime

[silent gale]

avidcountrymusicfan

You manage to slip some gemstones into your pockets when the store owner isn't looking, selling them later for 251.

Reply #636288

[leaden furnace]

/work

[silent gale]

xxnatedoggxx

You work as the head of elephants and earn 74

Reply #7

[leaden furnace]

/slut

[silent gale]

xxnatedoggxx

You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job 100

Reply #636075

[topaz coyote]

/work

[silent gale]

spicydumbling

You become a game developer and raised 84 for charity.

Reply #636361

[slate breach]

/work

[silent gale]

moparzo

You sold fish sandwiches and earned 62 in profits

Reply #838133

[slate breach]

/crime

[silent gale]

moparzo

You work for the Juarez cartel as a brick-presser and earn 474! They'll probably kill you and your family tomorrow. Just saying.

Reply #636094

[south sonnet]

/work

[silent gale]

shadowashenone

You made a great pun! Take this 96.

Reply #636539

[south sonnet]

/work

[silent gale]

shadowashenone

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned 57!

Reply #636488

[south sonnet]

/work

[silent gale]

shadowashenone

You work as a cookie cutter and earn 71.

Reply #636055

[sinful horizon]

/slut

[silent gale]

yourdailymilitaryguy

You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined 190 for disturbing the public peace.

Reply #636038

[sinful horizon]

😭

/work

[silent gale]

yourdailymilitaryguy

You serve the customers and receive 95

Reply #636348

[lavish lily]

Tf

[kindred spindle]

/work

[silent gale]

madman0130

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn 58

Reply #77

[karmic helm]

/work

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive 76

Reply #636351

[karmic helm]

/slut

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You become a pimp and earn 199!

Reply #636344

[karmic helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You steal a hobo's money jar for 644

Reply #636139

[sinful horizon]

/steal

Flip

/crime

[silent gale]

yourdailymilitaryguy

Your hacker friend wires you 299. Good payroll today gamers.

Reply #636273

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You got out of bed. Have 82

Reply #635934

[south sonnet]

/war

[sinful horizon]

/crime

[silent gale]

yourdailymilitaryguy

You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed 385

Reply #636033

[near gate]

/slut

[silent gale]

bleedingbob34

You earned 283 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

Reply #636027

[near gate]

/work

[silent gale]

bleedingbob34

You worked for the Police and earned 52

Reply #636538

[near gate]

/crime

[silent gale]

bleedingbob34

You dabbed. 329 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you

Reply #636400

[twilit niche]

/crime

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube that gets a lot of hits, 286 arrives in the mail the next day.

Reply #636447

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a professional apologiser and earn 92

Reply #39

[twilit niche]

/slut

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 157 in order to keep quiet about it.

Reply #636040

[tulip iris]

/crime

[silent gale]

gloompy7

While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay 200.

Reply #636277

[tulip iris]

/cash

/slut

[silent gale]

gloompy7

Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose 0.

Reply #635996

[tulip iris]

/crime

[silent gale]

gloompy7

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 22 seconds.

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 64

Reply #17

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You sell naked photos of yourself online for 236.

Reply #636503

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of 594

Reply #636370

[digital sandal]

Bitch

[twilit niche]

/crime

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You sneak into a zoo and steal a penguin, selling it on the black market for 662

Reply #4910458

[sinful horizon]

/crime

[silent gale]

yourdailymilitaryguy

You robbed a church and made 633.

Reply #635979

[granite turtle]

/crime

[silent gale]

brandonthecrackhead

You find a trading vulnerability in a game and duplicate inventory for which you sell and earn 613

Reply #636097

[granite turtle]

/crime

[silent gale]

brandonthecrackhead

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.

[granite turtle]

/work

[silent gale]

brandonthecrackhead

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for 56

Reply #838228

[granite turtle]

/work

[silent gale]

brandonthecrackhead

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

[granite turtle]

/bal

[silent gale]

iconfigure31_21

You work as a pet food taster and earn 59.

Reply #4910439

iconfigure31_21

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

[neon crystal]

/join

/crime

[silent gale]

izukumidoria923

You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was 205

Reply #636464

[neon crystal]

/bal

[hasty violet]

/crime

[silent gale]

fearlesscaninehd

You steal a child's piggy bank for 295

Reply #636128

[hasty violet]

/war

/crime

[silent gale]

fearlesscaninehd

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 24 seconds.

[hasty violet]

/work

[silent gale]

fearlesscaninehd

You work as an iceberg mover and earn 55

Reply #31

[hasty violet]

/sleep

/run

[slate breach]

/work

[silent gale]

moparzo

You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn 76.

Reply #4910423

[granite turtle]

/crime

[silent gale]

brandonthecrackhead

You were caught eating spaghetti without meatballs, and have been given a 580 fine!

Reply #636025

[granite turtle]

/work

[silent gale]

brandonthecrackhead

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is 86!

Reply #636316

[slate breach]

/crime

[silent gale]

moparzo

You did a crime and got 463 from it :/

Reply #636435

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thev1ktorblu3s

You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding 95. Congrats!

Reply #636450

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

thev1ktorblu3s

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped 272

Reply #635904

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

thev1ktorblu3s

You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined 521

Reply #636132

[ripe badger]

God damn bro

I just got out of debt

Let me crime once

[wispy quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

benjamin.____.

You were caught texting while driving and have been fined 241.

Reply #4910541

[wispy quiver]

😭

/work

[silent gale]

benjamin.____.

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain 87 though.

Reply #636392

[wispy quiver]

/slut

[silent gale]

benjamin.____.

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 116 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[smoky siren]

/slut

[silent gale]

maybewoshua

You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a 264 fine!

Reply #635898

[smoky siren]

fUck you

/work

[silent gale]

maybewoshua

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 68.

Reply #636058

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thev1ktorblu3s

You work as a smarties expert and earn 61

Reply #24

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

thev1ktorblu3s

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you 107 for your services.

Reply #636297

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

thev1ktorblu3s

You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose 665.

Reply #636407

[granite turtle]

/crime

[silent gale]

brandonthecrackhead

You dress up as a superhero and rob a bank, escaping with 358

Reply #4910470

[granite turtle]

/work

[silent gale]

brandonthecrackhead

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn 54!

Reply #636293

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

joeinindy0640

You work as a water slide tester and earn 84

Reply #50

[ripe badger]

/crime

/crime

[silent gale]

joeinindy0640

You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a 284 fine!

Reply #635895

[ripe badger]

but can i sniff my hand

[wispy quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

benjamin.____.

You develop games for a living and earn 67.

Reply #636041

[wispy quiver]

/slut

[silent gale]

benjamin.____.

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 361, and you go ahead with it.

Reply #636421

[slate breach]

/work

[silent gale]

moparzo

You got out of bed. Have 62

Reply #635934

[slate breach]

/crime

[silent gale]

moparzo

You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined 531

Reply #636246

[teal heart]

/work

[silent gale]

captainobviousthefirst

You did some social work for a good cause ! You received 59 for your contributions !

Reply #636321

[teal heart]

/crime

[silent gale]

captainobviousthefirst

You successfully complete a heist and earn 550!

Reply #636187

[wheat hull]

/work

[silent gale]

swampfish

You work as a streamer and gain 90 from donations

Reply #635918

[wheat hull]

/collect

[silent gale]

swampfish

You have no role income to collect!

[wheat hull]

/crime

[silent gale]

swampfish

You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for 535

Reply #87

[wheat hull]

/work

[silent gale]

swampfish

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 37 seconds.

[wheat hull]

/work

[silent gale]

swampfish

You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.

[wheat hull]

/work

[silent gale]

swampfish

You cannot work for 1 minute and 59 seconds.

[slate breach]

/work

[silent gale]

moparzo

You work as a snake milker and earn 87

Reply #30

[slate breach]

/crime

[silent gale]

moparzo

You steal 394 from a child and (narrowly) escape.

Reply #636340

[wispy quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

benjamin.____.

65 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

Reply #636327

[wispy quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

benjamin.____.

Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay 556 back as restitution.

Reply #636108

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You work as a police officer and earn 66

Reply #66

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you 177

Reply #636500

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of 345!

Reply #636160

[digital sandal]

/rob bewxre

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You robbed 256 from bewxre.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thev1ktorblu3s

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 77

Reply #19

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

thev1ktorblu3s

You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a 141 fine!

Reply #635898

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

thev1ktorblu3s

You successfully created a pyramid scheme making 592 in the process.

Reply #636179

[ripe badger]

/rob _vanda.

[silent gale]

thev1ktorblu3s

You've been fined 605 for trying to rob a poor person.

[ripe badger]

POOR

GRRRRR

[wispy quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

benjamin.____.

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive 62

Reply #636349

[quasi charm]

/crime

[silent gale]

be1ugajr

You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of 200

Reply #636169

[quasi charm]

/work

[silent gale]

be1ugajr

You work as a smarties expert and earn 57

Reply #24

[granite turtle]

/crime

[silent gale]

brandonthecrackhead

You were caught stealing a bike and have been fined 381.

Reply #4910551

[granite turtle]

/work

[silent gale]

brandonthecrackhead

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth 78.

Reply #636553

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thev1ktorblu3s

You host a fine wine tasting event and get 73

Reply #636087

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

thev1ktorblu3s

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 138, and you go ahead with it.

Reply #636421

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

thev1ktorblu3s

You were caught stealing from a charity and have been fined 636.

Reply #4910555

[obtuse moth]

/work

[silent gale]

meric1643

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 50 for it!

Reply #636559

[obtuse moth]

/crime

[silent gale]

meric1643

You steal your grandma's purse, and find 474 and some butterscotch candy.

Reply #636064

[obtuse moth]

/slug

[plain kiln]

/crime

[silent gale]

plague_doctor564

You dabbed on the haters and got 419

Reply #635938

[vivid pivot]

/work

[silent gale]

squeezeyg

You work as a human statue and earn 70

Reply #58

[vivid pivot]

/work

[silent gale]

squeezeyg

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 33 seconds.

[vivid pivot]

l

[granite turtle]

/crime

[silent gale]

brandonthecrackhead

You broke into the Warden's office and stole his chair. You managed to sell it for 364.

Reply #636284

[granite turtle]

/Work

[silent gale]

brandonthecrackhead

You develop games for a living and earn 51.

Reply #636041

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thev1ktorblu3s

You work hard all day and your boss pays you 52 after the pizzeria closes down.

Reply #636352

[jolly mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

ur_fave_fruity_gal

You work as a bed warmer and earn 96

Reply #40

[plain kiln]

/crime

[silent gale]

plague_doctor564

You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined 200

Reply #636246

[plain kiln]

/work

[silent gale]

plague_doctor564

You got cloned for science. You earned 65

Reply #635872

[jolly mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

ur_fave_fruity_gal

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 58 seconds.

[jolly mantle]

/crime

[silent gale]

ur_fave_fruity_gal

You were caught shoplifting a bag of chips and have been fined 318.

Reply #4910501

[plain kiln]

/crime

[silent gale]

plague_doctor564

You were caught hacking into someone's computer and have been fined 65.

Reply #4910556

[plain kiln]

/work

[silent gale]

plague_doctor564

You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid 58 for sorting jelly beans by color.

Reply #4910414

[granite turtle]

/crime

[silent gale]

brandonthecrackhead

You were caught using someone else's gym membership and have been fined 200.

Reply #4910497

[granite turtle]

/work

[silent gale]

brandonthecrackhead

You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn 83

Reply #230203

[slate breach]

/work

[silent gale]

moparzo

You work as a bread scientist and earn 64

Reply #27

[slate breach]

/crime

[silent gale]

moparzo

You sell a truckload of stolen goods and the former president's suit for 517

Reply #636217

[granite turtle]

/crime

[silent gale]

brandonthecrackhead

You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined 83

Reply #636218

[granite turtle]

/work

[silent gale]

brandonthecrackhead

You make a living selling weed for 57 a day

Reply #635943

[jolly mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

ur_fave_fruity_gal

You work as a snake milker and earn 88

Reply #30

[jolly mantle]

/crime

[silent gale]

ur_fave_fruity_gal

You robbed 344 from a convenience store.

Reply #636168

[fair parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

certifiedtacituskilgorebf

You work as a professional snail racer and win 63

Reply #636077

[wispy quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

benjamin.____.

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received 74!

Reply #203527

[slate breach]

/work

[silent gale]

moparzo

You work as the namer of clouds and earn 64

Reply #8

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

1p_q1

You work as a starving college student, you found 88 on the ground.

Reply #636396

[tranquil burrow]

/work

[silent gale]

roxas401

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you 59 for a good job.

Reply #636490

[jolly mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

ur_fave_fruity_gal

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 99.

Reply #636406

[jolly mantle]

/crime

[silent gale]

ur_fave_fruity_gal

You travel back in time to before the Gold Rush began and take all the gold. You travel back to the present and trade it in for 456.

Reply #636545

[tranquil burrow]

/crime

[silent gale]

roxas401

You hacked into the bank and received 452 and an invitation to Anonymous

Reply #635978

[tranquil burrow]

/bal

/bal

[silver plover]

/crime

[silent gale]

theofficialmxgral

You were caught vandalising a car and have been fined 63.

Reply #4910554

[silver plover]

/work

[silent gale]

theofficialmxgral

You got featured and won 59

Reply #636295

[jolly mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

ur_fave_fruity_gal

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you 82.

Reply #636509

[jolly mantle]

/crime

[silent gale]

ur_fave_fruity_gal

You got caught digging up dead memes and got a 301 fine.

Reply #636171

[plain kiln]

/crime

[silent gale]

plague_doctor564

You pose as a plumber and rob a wealthy couple's home while they're on vacation, getting away with 697 worth of valuables.

Reply #4910516

[plain kiln]

/work

[silent gale]

plague_doctor564

You work as a professional cuddler and earn 84

Reply #33

[feral umbra]

/crime

[silent gale]

alexgreater

Your rent is due. You send a check for 200.

Reply #636205

[feral umbra]

/bal

/crime

[silent gale]

alexgreater

You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 8 seconds.

[feral umbra]

/work

[silent gale]

alexgreater

A sudden gust of wind blows 93 in your direction.

Reply #636383

alexgreater

You attempted to rob thev1ktorblu3s, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

alexgreater

You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.

alexgreater

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

alexgreater

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather 301 in total.

Reply #636069

[ripe badger]

/rob alexgreater

[silent gale]

thev1ktorblu3s

You were caught attempting to rob alexgreater, and have been fined 278.

[ripe badger]

That's an warning

Moss boy

/work

[silent gale]

thev1ktorblu3s

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found 56

Reply #636554

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

thev1ktorblu3s

You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined 394

Reply #636542

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

thev1ktorblu3s

You lock pick a random house and steal some jewelry and sell it for 324

Reply #636124

[granite turtle]

/crime

[silent gale]

brandonthecrackhead

You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube that gets a lot of hits, 672 arrives in the mail the next day.

Reply #636447

[granite turtle]

/work

[silent gale]

brandonthecrackhead

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 53 for your hard work

Reply #838130

[cedar pulsar]

/work

[silent gale]

theforbiddensith

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 84

Reply #636374

[cedar pulsar]

/slut

[silent gale]

theforbiddensith

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you 123

Reply #635965

[cedar pulsar]

/rob @hazy token

[silent gale]

theforbiddensith

You were caught attempting to rob toppapi, and have been fined 433.

[cedar pulsar]

Fuck

[slender stag]

/work

[silent gale]

almazek1

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make 93 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

Reply #4910404

[slender stag]

/slut

[silent gale]

almazek1

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 199, and you go ahead with it.

Reply #636421

[slender stag]

/rib

/rob

[silent gale]

almazek1

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[slender stag]

/rob @unb

[silent gale]

almazek1

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[slender stag]

/rob @cedar pulsar

[silent gale]

almazek1

You robbed 1,261 from theforbiddensith.

[slender stag]

/rob @cedar pulsar

[silent gale]

almazek1

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.

[slender stag]

/crime

[silent gale]

almazek1

You tried to sneak into a concert without a ticket and got caught. You have been fined 200.

Reply #4910494

[slender stag]

/work

[silent gale]

almazek1

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 32 seconds.

[slender stag]

/slut

[silent gale]

almazek1

You cannot be a slut for 56 minutes and 33 seconds.

[slate breach]

/crime

[silent gale]

moparzo

You were caught vandalising and were fined 264

Reply #636256

[slate breach]

/work

[silent gale]

moparzo

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make 67.

Reply #635990

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

1p_q1

You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn 65

Reply #72

[ripe badger]

/bal

[plain kiln]

/crime

[silent gale]

plague_doctor564

You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a 544 fine!

Reply #635994

[plain kiln]

/work

[silent gale]

plague_doctor564

You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make 79 for your skills in temporal navigation.

Reply #4910392

[plain kiln]

/slut

[silent gale]

plague_doctor564

You flashed your tits while streaming and received 149 in donations!

Reply #636030

[plain kiln]

/with all

[plain kiln]

/crime

[silent gale]

plague_doctor564

You cannot commit a crime for 3 minutes and 31 seconds.

[teal heart]

/crime

[silent gale]

captainobviousthefirst

You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined 547

Reply #636444

[teal heart]

/work

[silent gale]

captainobviousthefirst

You work in Greggs and earn 94

Reply #635899

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make 74.

Reply #4910437

[plain kiln]

/crime

[silent gale]

bat_man123

You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant 0

Reply #635969

[plain kiln]

/work

[silent gale]

bat_man123

You work as a professional snail racer and win 82

Reply #636077

[plain kiln]

/crime

[silent gale]

bat_man123

You steal someone's Halloween candy and give your friend half of it. He pays you 665

Reply #636245

[plain kiln]

/work

[silent gale]

bat_man123

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 60

Reply #37

[plain kiln]

/slut

[silent gale]

bat_man123

She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her 130.

Reply #636010

[granite turtle]

/crime

[silent gale]

brandonthecrackhead

You steal an apple from the market for 631

Reply #636302

[granite turtle]

/work

[silent gale]

brandonthecrackhead

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got 54

Reply #636286

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

thev1ktorblu3s

You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of 387

Reply #636156

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thev1ktorblu3s

After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you 70, it must be your lucky day!

Reply #834699

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

thev1ktorblu3s

You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed 288.

Reply #636063

[ripe badger]

Wha

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thev1ktorblu3s

You work as the head of elephants and earn 51

Reply #7

[native marlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

beedz_town

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with 271.

Reply #636465

[native marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

beedz_town

You bake cupcakes and receive 87

Reply #636341

[native marlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

beedz_town

You steal a famous musician's guitar and sell it to a fan for 352

Reply #4910484

[granite turtle]

/crime

[silent gale]

brandonthecrackhead

You steal a street sign and sell it to a collector for 615

Reply #4910462

[granite turtle]

/work

[silent gale]

brandonthecrackhead

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 59

Reply #75

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

blu3rainsoutside

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 71

Reply #78

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

blu3rainsoutside

You work as a beaver expert and earn 67

Reply #16

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

1p_q1

You make a living selling weed for 89 a day

Reply #635943

[teal heart]

/crime

[silent gale]

captainobviousthefirst

Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you 484

Reply #838233

[teal heart]

/work

[silent gale]

captainobviousthefirst

You gave yourself 71 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

Reply #636480

[teal heart]

/slut

[silent gale]

captainobviousthefirst

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 339!

Reply #636501

[slate breach]

/work

[silent gale]

moparzo

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn 82

Reply #636438

[slate breach]

/crime

[silent gale]

moparzo

You pickpocket every single person in the parliament entrance and sneak away with 601

Reply #636214

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make 76 for spreading joy and happiness.

Reply #4910394

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn 100

Reply #46

[slate breach]

/work

[silent gale]

moparzo

You work as a children's toy tester and earn 68

Reply #47

[granite turtle]

/cri.e

/cri.e

/crime

[silent gale]

brandonthecrackhead

You steal 693 from a child and (narrowly) escape.

Reply #636340

[granite turtle]

/work

[silent gale]

brandonthecrackhead

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned 54.

Reply #636059

[granite turtle]

/crime

[silent gale]

brandonthecrackhead

You robbed 297 from a convenience store.

Reply #636168

[granite turtle]

/work

[silent gale]

brandonthecrackhead

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid 57.

Reply #635917

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

blu3rainsoutside

You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid 96 for sorting jelly beans by color.

Reply #4910414

[weary nacelle]

/work

[silent gale]

avienay

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn 56

Reply #54

[bronze drum]

/work

[silent gale]

purple36

You work as a sandwich artist and earn 91

Reply #4

[sick surge]

/work

[silent gale]

alex_theman

You get a commission request, the payment is 79.

Reply #636379

[sick surge]

/work

[plain kiln]

/crime

[silent gale]

bat_man123

The police randomly stop you and fine you 0

Reply #636164

[plain kiln]

/work

[silent gale]

bat_man123

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved 74!

Reply #636278

[plain kiln]

/slut

[silent gale]

bat_man123

You go down on that rich kid and earn 231

Reply #635900

[sick surge]

/slut

[silent gale]

alex_theman

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you 200 on your way out of the locker room.

Reply #636320

[sick surge]

/work

[silent gale]

alex_theman

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you 64 for your work.

Reply #636481

[sick surge]

/crime

[silent gale]

alex_theman

You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined 343

Reply #636371

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned 377

Reply #838124

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for 66

Reply #636328

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You were caught eating spaghetti without meatballs, and have been given a 425 fine!

Reply #636025

[digital sandal]

Bitch

[granite turtle]

/crime

[silent gale]

brandonthecrackhead

What me? No, I didn't commit a crime. Crime-who? Crime-what? Acquire 504 for something that definitely wasn't illegal

Reply #636275

[granite turtle]

/work

[silent gale]

brandonthecrackhead

You repair the lights and receive 73

Reply #636339

[slate breach]

/work

[silent gale]

moparzo

You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make 72 for your dedication to dental hygiene.

Reply #4910399

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

thiefsanta

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned 197.

Reply #55468

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thiefsanta

While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found 61!

Reply #636550

[ripe badger]

hmmmmm

/crime

[silent gale]

thiefsanta

You were caught littering and have been fined 411.

Reply #4910508

[ripe badger]

FU-

/bank

[plain kiln]

/crime

[silent gale]

bat_man123

Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined 0

Reply #636109

[plain kiln]

/work

[silent gale]

bat_man123

You worked as a businessman and earned 67

Reply #636360

[plain kiln]

/slut

[silent gale]

bat_man123

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you 168 after.

Reply #636261

[sick surge]

/work

[silent gale]

alex_theman

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for 81.

Reply #636512

[sick surge]

/slut

[silent gale]

alex_theman

You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you 81.

Reply #635924

[sick surge]

mother fucker

[ripe badger]

💀

/work

[silent gale]

blu3rainsoutside

You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made 69 off your performance.

Reply #834693

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

1p_q1

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make 81 for your lack of effort.

Reply #4910387

[slate breach]

/crime

[silent gale]

moparzo

You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined 645 .

Reply #636186

[frosty bolt]

/crime

[silent gale]

sotglocks

You tried to cheat on a test by writing answers on your arm, but got caught and have been given a 200 fine.

Reply #4910533

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

blu3rainsoutside

You work as a snake milker and earn 67

Reply #30

[ripe badger]

Is that even possible?

[sick surge]

/work

[silent gale]

alex_theman

You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make 97.

Reply #4910428

[sick surge]

/slut

[silent gale]

alex_theman

You flashed your tits while streaming and received 370 in donations!

Reply #636030

[sick surge]

/crime

[silent gale]

alex_theman

You were caught skipping school and have been fined 467.

Reply #4910552

[sick surge]

/bal

/bal

[frosty bolt]

/slut

[silent gale]

sotglocks

You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a 0 fine!

Reply #635892

[frosty bolt]

/work

[silent gale]

sotglocks

You were farming and earned 62

Reply #636436

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid 100!

Reply #635882

[sick surge]

/work

[silent gale]

alex_theman

You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made 79 off your performance.

Reply #834693

[sick surge]

/slut

[silent gale]

alex_theman

A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you 79 for having your junk out.

Reply #636492

[sick surge]

/crime

[silent gale]

alex_theman

You murdered your old CEO and found 582 in his jacket!

Reply #636141

[granite turtle]

/cri.e

/crime

[silent gale]

brandonthecrackhead

Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined 451

Reply #636237

[granite turtle]

/work

[silent gale]

brandonthecrackhead

You sell your crab for 77, you monster

Reply #635944

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

blu3rainsoutside

You work as a snake milker and earn 77

Reply #30

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

blu3rainsoutside

You fucked a traffic cone and found 267 inside it

Reply #636329

blu3rainsoutside

You robbed 3,021 from brandonthecrackhead.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

blu3rainsoutside

You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn 86

Reply #636035

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

blu3rainsoutside

You were caught spray painting "free hugs" on a building and have been fined 446.

Reply #4910495

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You worked as a bartender, and earned 90 from selling drinks

Reply #838263

[native marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

beedz_town

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn 95 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

Reply #4910411

[native marlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

beedz_town

You break into a builder's workshop and manage to steal 647

Reply #636121

[native marlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

beedz_town

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some 304

Reply #635966

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

blu3rainsoutside

You work as a head receiver and earn 67

Reply #22

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

blu3rainsoutside

You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a 203 fine!

Reply #636008

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

blu3rainsoutside

You rob another server for 341

Reply #636119

[frosty bolt]

/crime

[silent gale]

sotglocks

You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay 62

Reply #636137