back-room

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

You worked overtime for 55

Reply #636536

[ruby void]

/crime

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

You were caught in the act, and fined 582

Reply #636009

[shrewd karma]

/crime

[silent gale]

zappalomania

You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste 223 for more in game currency.

Reply #55471

[shrewd karma]

/gamble

/work

[silent gale]

zappalomania

You get a commission request, the payment is 91.

Reply #636379

[shrewd karma]

/work

[silent gale]

zappalomania

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

[shrewd karma]

/crime

[silent gale]

zappalomania

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 28 seconds.

[cosmic island]

/slut

[silent gale]

._doctorraven_.

You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost? 365 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?

Reply #838257

[cosmic island]

/work

[silent gale]

._doctorraven_.

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned 85.

Reply #636429

[cosmic island]

/crime

[silent gale]

._doctorraven_.

You steal a luxury yacht and sell it to a wealthy businessman for 387.

Reply #4910528

[shrewd karma]

/crime

[silent gale]

zappalomania

You cannot commit a crime for 53 minutes and 54 seconds.

[shrewd karma]

fuck

[karmic helm]

/work

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for 86.

Reply #636512

[karmic helm]

/slut

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You couldn't get it up and lost 287

Reply #635930

[karmic helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of 297

Reply #636370

[kind canopy]

/work

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You work as a dumpster diver and earn 59

Reply #61

[sweet gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

omegaman0123

You were farming and earned 88

Reply #636436

[kind canopy]

/crime

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. They drop 478 as a result. Thankfully, nothing went wrong, but now they're pissed at you.

Reply #636356

[kind canopy]

/slut

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You licked SpongeBob's feet for 282!

Reply #834979

[tropic hearth]

/slut

[silent gale]

skullisbone4

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you 105 to stop because that's weird.

Reply #636350

[ruby void]

/slut

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw 131 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

Reply #636453

[ruby void]

/crime

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined 625

Reply #636218

[ruby void]

/work

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win 61.

Reply #4910424

[ruby void]

/rob @kind canopy

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

You were caught attempting to rob tindomielsaralonde, and have been fined 655.

[sweet gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

omegaman0123

You baked some nice cookies for all, here is 92

Reply #636511

[sweet gyro]

/slut

[silent gale]

omegaman0123

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 217 from the men.

Reply #636081

[karmic helm]

/work

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn 65

Reply #636034

[karmic helm]

/slut

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid 204

Reply #636463

[karmic helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You stole a package from your neighbour and sold it on the deep web for 573

Reply #636399

[static glacier]

/slut

[silent gale]

thehomerunhitter

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost 266

Reply #635925

[static glacier]

/work

[silent gale]

thehomerunhitter

You help clean up the local theater. You find 52 strewn about between the seats!

Reply #636507

[static glacier]

/crime

[silent gale]

thehomerunhitter

You successfully complete a heist and earn 518!

Reply #636187

thehomerunhitter

You were caught attempting to rob skullisbone4, and have been fined 70.

[main sorrel]

Hello

[kind canopy]

/work

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You eat bananas for a living and get 78

Reply #636535

[kind canopy]

/crime

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You're caught helping the enemy. Pay 297

Reply #636157

[kind canopy]

/slut

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in 276

Reply #80

[frozen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

sarahscribbles

You clean off the chairs and get paid 83

Reply #636336

[frozen igloo]

/slut

[silent gale]

sarahscribbles

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 292 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[frozen igloo]

/withdraw 200

[karmic helm]

/work

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You work as a children's toy tester and earn 90

Reply #47

[karmic helm]

/slut

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him 393.

Reply #635908

[karmic helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You hack into a celebrity's social media account and sell access to it for 427.

Reply #4910522

[kind canopy]

/work

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you 89.

Reply #636282

[kind canopy]

/crime

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You robbed your sister's cookie jar and managed to sell the cookies for 466

Reply #636493

[kind canopy]

/slut

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra 187.

Reply #636530

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

nightrunner23

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find 108 on the way back to your ship.

Reply #635881

[ripe badger]

/bal

[terse crown]

/crime

[silent gale]

ryder.ufc

You rob a nearby corner store for 503

Reply #636194

[terse crown]

/work

[silent gale]

ryder.ufc

You work as a professional tea taster and earn 55 for tasting different types of tea.

Reply #4910410

[sweet gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

omegaman0123

A drunk man pays you 65 to walk backwards.

Reply #55464

[karmic helm]

/work

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You got out of bed. Have 90

Reply #635934

[karmic helm]

/slut

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You are weirdly good with your hands, have 107

Reply #636555

[karmic helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You steal all the candy from a candy store. After fighting the urge to eat it, you sell it for 461.

Reply #635914

[ruby void]

/slut

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was 342, this sort of thing can never be fixed.

Reply #636366

[ruby void]

/crime

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant 596

Reply #635969

[ruby void]

/work

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned 66.

Reply #636059

[ruby void]

/rob @terse crown

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

You've been fined 643 for trying to rob a poor person.

[terse crown]

/rob @ruby void

[silent gale]

ryder.ufc

You attempted to rob queenhoneybee01, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[terse crown]

/work

[silent gale]

ryder.ufc

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn 95

Reply #20

[terse crown]

/slut

[silent gale]

ryder.ufc

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 235 to fuck the girls inside.

Reply #636365

[terse crown]

/crime

[silent gale]

ryder.ufc

You stole from the cookie jar and gave them to your friend for 392

Reply #636325

[terse crown]

/bal

[sweet gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

omegaman0123

You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make 84 for your dedication to laziness.

Reply #4910390

[stable river]

/work

[silent gale]

bouttaexplode

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you 71.

Reply #636509

[stable river]

/slut

[silent gale]

bouttaexplode

You earned 380 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

Reply #636027

bouttaexplode

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[stable river]

/rob omegaman0123

[silent gale]

bouttaexplode

You were caught attempting to rob omegaman0123, and have been fined 397.

[karmic helm]

/work

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn 66

Reply #38

[karmic helm]

/slut

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather 310 in total.

Reply #636069

[karmic helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

A sudden gust of wind blows away 295

Reply #636384

[lilac siren]

/work

[silent gale]

.mrfadora

You work as crisis actor and earn 58.

Reply #636433

[lilac siren]

/crime

[silent gale]

.mrfadora

You assassinated an African drug lord for 352

Reply #635928

[lilac siren]

/slut

[silent gale]

.mrfadora

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you 246

Reply #635974

[karmic helm]

/work

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You work as a snake milker and earn 71

Reply #30

[karmic helm]

/slut

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in 178

Reply #80

[karmic helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You stole a Mi-24 Helicopter and sold it for 696 on the market

Reply #636514

[stable river]

/work

[silent gale]

bouttaexplode

You fail at work, but your boss pays you 80 out of pity.

Reply #636290

[stable river]

/slut

[silent gale]

bouttaexplode

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you 296 for the night.

Reply #636471

[fair parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

certifiedtacituskilgorebf

You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning 63 as a reward.

Reply #4910426

[static glacier]

/slut

[silent gale]

thehomerunhitter

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 359 and a real sore hangover.

Reply #636262

[static glacier]

/crime

[silent gale]

thehomerunhitter

You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined 359

Reply #636113

[static glacier]

/work

[silent gale]

thehomerunhitter

You work as a Penguinologist and earn 73

Reply #636079

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

rxncour

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn 69 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

Reply #4910411

[old flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

rxncour

You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 69.

Reply #55474

[old flax]

/crime

[silent gale]

rxncour

You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste 0 for more in game currency.

Reply #55471

[old flax]

bruh

[stable river]

/work

[silent gale]

bouttaexplode

You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make 57 for your entertaining bedtime stories.

Reply #4910401

[stable river]

/slut

[silent gale]

bouttaexplode

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 186!

Reply #636501

[stable river]

/crime

[silent gale]

bouttaexplode

You chopped down a government-protected tree and found 671 in it!

Reply #636219

[stable river]

/work

[silent gale]

bouttaexplode

You work as a help desk technician and earn 65

Reply #3

[stable river]

/slut

[silent gale]

bouttaexplode

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay 362

Reply #176

[stable river]

/crime

[silent gale]

bouttaexplode

You raided the enemy tribe and got 695

Reply #636148

[stable river]

/bal

/rob omegaman777

[silent gale]

bouttaexplode

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[stable river]

/rob omegaman0123

[silent gale]

bouttaexplode

You were caught attempting to rob omegaman0123, and have been fined 394.

[weary prairie]

/slut

[silent gale]

thenorth_s

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 126

Reply #635907

[weary prairie]

/rob

[silent gale]

thenorth_s

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[weary prairie]

/rob @sweet gyro

[silent gale]

thenorth_s

You were caught attempting to rob omegaman0123, and have been fined 400.

[weary prairie]

/rob @static glacier

[silent gale]

thenorth_s

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

[karmic helm]

/work

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You milk a cow for 95

Reply #41924

[karmic helm]

/slut

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You licked SpongeBob's feet for 112!

Reply #834979

[karmic helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined 360

Reply #636498

[stable river]

/crime

[silent gale]

bouttaexplode

You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost 0 when you fell over.

Reply #635993

[stable river]

/slut

[silent gale]

bouttaexplode

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn 296 and a sore ass.

Reply #636007

[stable river]

/job

/work

[silent gale]

bouttaexplode

You work as a cookie cutter and earn 88.

Reply #636055

[kind canopy]

/work

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn 83

Reply #62

[kind canopy]

/crime

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined 562

Reply #636111

[kind canopy]

/slut

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You earned 102 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

Reply #636027

[cosmic island]

/work

[silent gale]

._doctorraven_.

You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win 84.

Reply #4910424

[cosmic island]

/slut

[silent gale]

._doctorraven_.

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you 318!

Reply #635983

[cosmic island]

/crime

[silent gale]

._doctorraven_.

You stole a couple rifles and sold it for 614

Reply #636515

[kind canopy]

/work

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid 94.

Reply #55462

[kind canopy]

/crime

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for 410.

Reply #636398

[kind canopy]

/slut

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you 311 for the night.

Reply #636471

[ruby void]

/rob @kind canopy

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

You were caught attempting to rob tindomielsaralonde, and have been fined 252.

[ruby void]

/slut

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 328 and a real sore hangover.

Reply #636262

[ruby void]

/crime

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined 528.

Reply #4910548

[ruby void]

/work

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid 89 for sorting jelly beans by color.

Reply #4910414

[twin leaf]

/work

[silent gale]

og_skwiddy

You work as a pet food taster and earn 51.

Reply #4910439

[twin leaf]

/slut

[silent gale]

og_skwiddy

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you 238 for your services.

Reply #636297

[sweet gyro]

/slut

[silent gale]

omegaman0123

You suck some toes and earn 215

Reply #636551

[sweet gyro]

/crime

[silent gale]

omegaman0123

You kidnap a citizen and take them hostage for 593

Reply #636311

[sweet gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

omegaman0123

You milk a cow for 62

Reply #41924

[ruby void]

/slut

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

You get paid 122 for crossdressing

Reply #635922

[ruby void]

/crime

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined 253

Reply #170

[ruby void]

/work

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

You work as an elephant dresser and earn 85

Reply #43

[silent gale]

curryisyummyumm

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn 312

Reply #82

curryisyummyumm

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 54 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

curryisyummyumm

You went to work and gained 63

Reply #636510

[karmic helm]

/work

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid 86 for doing his job.

Reply #636484

[karmic helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined 469.

Reply #4910502

[karmic helm]

/slut

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You are weirdly good with your hands, have 365

Reply #636555

[static glacier]

/slut

[silent gale]

thehomerunhitter

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 323 from the men.

Reply #636081

[static glacier]

/work

[silent gale]

thehomerunhitter

You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make 81.

Reply #4910434

[kind canopy]

/work

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid 87.

Reply #55462

[kind canopy]

/crime

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost 405

Reply #636423

[kind canopy]

/slut

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you 322 after.

Reply #636261

[rancid tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

duskypoppingoff

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned 384

Reply #635871

[rancid tundra]

/rob

[silent gale]

duskypoppingoff

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[rancid tundra]

/rob @kind canopy

[silent gale]

duskypoppingoff

You were caught attempting to rob tindomielsaralonde, and have been fined 538.

[rancid tundra]

Fuck

/slut

[silent gale]

duskypoppingoff

You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 7 seconds.

[rancid tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

duskypoppingoff

You worked as a businessman and earned 80

Reply #636360

[rancid tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

duskypoppingoff

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 55 seconds.

[rancid tundra]

/crime

[silent gale]

duskypoppingoff

You help an old lady cross the road, 321 falls out of her purse and you take it!

Reply #636326

[rancid tundra]

W

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

rxncour

You work as a dumpster diver and earn 92

Reply #61

[old flax]

/crime

[silent gale]

rxncour

You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined 203 .

Reply #636186

[old flax]

dir

[rancid tundra]

/rob @old flax

[silent gale]

duskypoppingoff

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

[old flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

rxncour

You fucked a traffic cone and found 161 inside it

Reply #636329

[old flax]

fuck you

[rancid tundra]

Mbb

I js had to try

/kill @old flax

Fk

[old flax]

BRO

RUDE

[rancid tundra]

I'm is tryinggg

Just

[old flax]

righhtt

its not even a command

[rancid tundra]

Well

🙄🙄

[visual sorrel]

Who wanna play

Or be friends

[kind canopy]

/work

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You work all day at the factory 94

Reply #636549

[kind canopy]

/crime

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You sell your first mixtape and earn 258

Reply #636147

[kind canopy]

/slut

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 149.

Reply #55467

[twilit niche]

/rob _vanda.

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You were caught attempting to rob _vanda., and have been fined 54.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

kn1ghtofcards

You work as a professional sleeper and earn 69

Reply #42

[sweet gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

omegaman0123

You work as a vibration consultant and earn 72

Reply #53

[twin leaf]

/work

[silent gale]

og_skwiddy

You worked for the Police and earned 62

Reply #636538

[twin leaf]

/slut

[silent gale]

og_skwiddy

You found an extra 164 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

Reply #635997

[twin leaf]

/crime

[silent gale]

og_skwiddy

You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined 473

Reply #636013

[sweet gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

omegaman0123

You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found 79 on the way back home!

Reply #636521

[rough raptor]

/work

[silent gale]

cova098

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you 52 .

Reply #636084

[rough raptor]

/work

[silent gale]

cova098

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 31 seconds.

[kind canopy]

/work

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You work as a pumpkin picker 80

Reply #6069

[kind canopy]

/crime

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back 304 to dodge death.

Reply #635889

[kind canopy]

/crime

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.

[kind canopy]

/slut

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you 365!

Reply #635894

[modest yew]

/work

[silent gale]

mrgameit

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn 64

Reply #636438

[modest yew]

/crime

[silent gale]

mrgameit

You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a 664 fine.

Reply #636180

[modest yew]

/slut

[silent gale]

mrgameit

You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes 301 from you.

Reply #636558

[modest yew]

Bruh

/steal @kind canopy

???

/rob @kind canopy

[silent gale]

mrgameit

You robbed 1,150 from tindomielsaralonde.

[modest yew]

GET IN

[kind canopy]

/rob @modest yew

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You attempted to rob mrgameit, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[median dragon]

/rob @kind canopy

[silent gale]

.plugns

You robbed 286 from tindomielsaralonde.

[kind canopy]

Lol, my money!

[median dragon]

lol

/work

[silent gale]

.plugns

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn 89

Reply #54

[median dragon]

/drink

/help

[kind canopy]

/work

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make 90 for your dedication to laziness.

Reply #4910390

[kind canopy]

/crime

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You invaded a hangout party and stole 264

Reply #636175

[kind canopy]

/slut

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You do a good deepthroating and earn 356 from the client

Reply #636526

[median dragon]

/crime

[silent gale]

.plugns

You held the planet ransom with nukes for 654

Reply #636330

[median dragon]

/slut

[silent gale]

.plugns

You earn 290 for giving some succ (the good kind)

Reply #635878

[rain current]

/slut

[silent gale]

smilesaregood56

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you 219 for the good time.

Reply #635911

[arctic locust]

/slut

[silent gale]

ilovemolostovs3

You worked as a sperm donor and earned 161

Reply #838098

[arctic locust]

/crime

[silent gale]

ilovemolostovs3

You steal a stop sign and sell it to a driver's education program for 445

Reply #4910477

[median dragon]

/rob @arctic locust

[silent gale]

.plugns

You were caught attempting to rob ilovemolostovs3, and have been fined 394.

[median dragon]

/slut

[silent gale]

.plugns

You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for 323

Reply #636523

[median dragon]

/cash

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[rain current]

/slut

[silent gale]

smilesaregood56

You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to 298.

Reply #636479

[rain current]

damn

[steep jungle]

/crime

[silent gale]

mooper__

You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined 200.

Reply #635960

[steep jungle]

/bank

[karmic helm]

/work

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn 54

Reply #2

[karmic helm]

/slut

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's 232

Reply #635964

[karmic helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You were caught littering and have been fined 465.

Reply #4910508

[steep jungle]

/work

[silent gale]

mooper__

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you 91.

Reply #834680

[steep jungle]

/deposit all

[sweet gyro]

/slut

[silent gale]

omegaman0123

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some 368

Reply #635966

[sweet gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

omegaman0123

You found 73 lying on the floor in General Chat!

Reply #636543

[kind canopy]

/work

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make 56 from ad revenue.

Reply #636418

[kind canopy]

/crime

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You robbed your sister's cookie jar and managed to sell the cookies for 686

Reply #636493

[kind canopy]

/slut

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost 369

Reply #635925

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 54!

Reply #636413

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of 54

Reply #636169

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You fucked a traffic cone and found 170 inside it

Reply #636329

[karmic helm]

/work

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found 50

Reply #636554

[karmic helm]

/slut

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid 214

Reply #636463

[karmic helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a 666 fine!

Reply #635994

[kind canopy]

/work

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 74 for your hard work

Reply #838130

[kind canopy]

/crime

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a 315 fine.

Reply #636180

[kind canopy]

/slut

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

Your friend pays you 394 for you to worship her feet

Reply #636061

[real ruin]

/crime

[silent gale]

lawrencethenerd

You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a 278 fine!

Reply #164

[real ruin]

/slut

[silent gale]

lawrencethenerd

You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job 0

Reply #636075

[obtuse moth]

/work

[silent gale]

meric1643

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain 77 though.

Reply #636392

[obtuse moth]

/crime

[silent gale]

meric1643

Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined 77

Reply #636109

[obtuse moth]

/slut

[silent gale]

meric1643

You couldn't get it up and lost 0

Reply #635930

[obtuse moth]

dang

/rob @dire summit

[silent gale]

meric1643

You robbed 2,436 from kingkostas.

[twin leaf]

/work

[silent gale]

og_skwiddy

You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for 99

Reply #636328

[twin leaf]

/slut

[silent gale]

og_skwiddy

You licked SpongeBob's feet for 119!

Reply #834979

[twin leaf]

/work

[silent gale]

og_skwiddy

You work as a cookie cutter and earn 65.

Reply #636055

[twin leaf]

/slut

[silent gale]

og_skwiddy

You cannot be a slut for 29 minutes and 15 seconds.

[rain current]

/slut

[silent gale]

smilesaregood56

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 226 from the men.

Reply #636081

[rain current]

/work

[silent gale]

smilesaregood56

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 75

Reply #230200

[twin leaf]

/rob @rain current

[silent gale]

og_skwiddy

You were caught attempting to rob smilesaregood56, and have been fined 348.

[twin leaf]

/work

[silent gale]

og_skwiddy

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 100

Reply #17

[twin leaf]

/slut

[silent gale]

og_skwiddy

Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you 292 for public indecency.

Reply #636266

[rain current]

/slut

[silent gale]

smilesaregood56

You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you 362.

Reply #636367

[rain current]

/work

[silent gale]

smilesaregood56

You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make 89 for your skills in temporal navigation.

Reply #4910392

[unborn salmon]

/work

[silent gale]

stonecold_lol

Taxes collected! You have gained 54

Reply #636506

[unborn salmon]

/slut

[silent gale]

stonecold_lol

Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged 54 for their medical fees.

Reply #635970

[unborn salmon]

/rob guts05297

[silent gale]

stonecold_lol

You attempted to rob guts05297, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[unborn salmon]

/crime

[silent gale]

stonecold_lol

You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for 429

Reply #87

[unborn salmon]

/work

[silent gale]

stonecold_lol

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 54 seconds.

[unborn salmon]

/crime

[silent gale]

stonecold_lol

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 19 seconds.

[unborn salmon]

/slut

[silent gale]

stonecold_lol

You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 50 seconds.

[unborn salmon]

/rob beware

[silent gale]

stonecold_lol

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - bewxre
2 - bewaremypower
3 - bewareofwolfpup3889

[unborn salmon]

/rob bewxre

[silent gale]

Cancelled command.

stonecold_lol

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

[arctic locust]

/crime

[silent gale]

ilovemolostovs3

You lied on your tax return and have been fined 207.

Reply #4910539

[arctic locust]

/work

[silent gale]

ilovemolostovs3

You take part in a medical research study and get paid 69 for your participation.

Reply #4910436

[arctic locust]

/slut

[silent gale]

ilovemolostovs3

You licked SpongeBob's feet for 223!

Reply #834979

[twin leaf]

/work

[silent gale]

og_skwiddy

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned 52

Reply #838252

[twin leaf]

/slut

[silent gale]

og_skwiddy

You shake what your momma gave you for 271.

Reply #636544

[kind canopy]

/work

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded 56.

Reply #636060

[kind canopy]

/crime

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You rob the bank of Eternity for 673

Reply #635868

[kind canopy]

/slut

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You worked as a sperm donor and earned 331

Reply #838098

[rain current]

/work

[silent gale]

smilesaregood56

You work as a comedian and earn 99

Reply #29

[rain current]

/slut

[silent gale]

smilesaregood56

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw 358 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

Reply #636453

[ionic heron]

/work

[silent gale]

sundarkmode

You were farming and earned 91

Reply #636436

[ionic heron]

/slut

[silent gale]

sundarkmode

You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to 345.

Reply #636479

[ionic heron]

/crime

[silent gale]

sundarkmode

You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined 557

Reply #635976

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

chirstmastreeguy

You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at 200.

Reply #636476

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

chirstmastreeguy

Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged 0 for their medical fees.

Reply #635970

[ripe badger]

amazing

/work

[silent gale]

chirstmastreeguy

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for 91.

Reply #636556

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

chirstmastreeguy

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 31 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/rob

[silent gale]

chirstmastreeguy

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[ripe badger]

/rob sundarkmode

[silent gale]

chirstmastreeguy

You attempted to rob sundarkmode, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[silk shadow]

.work

.work

.work

.work

.work

[sweet gyro]

You gotta do /work

/work

[silent gale]

omegaman0123

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn 62.

Reply #636412

[silk shadow]

Oh

/work

[silent gale]

copperthepro

You work as an eel ecologist and earn 68

Reply #55

[sweet gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

omegaman0123

You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make 60.

Reply #4910434

[karmic helm]

/work

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You work as the head of potatoes and earn 89

Reply #13

[karmic helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined 633

Reply #636138

[karmic helm]

/slut

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

Your friend pays you 262 for you to worship her feet

Reply #636061

[jolly mortar]

/work

[silent gale]

black_eyed_priest

You bought and sold items and profited 99

Reply #636437

[jolly mortar]

/slut

[silent gale]

black_eyed_priest

You go down on that rich kid and earn 200

Reply #635900

[jolly mortar]

/work

[silent gale]

black_eyed_priest

You cannot work for 9 minutes.

[jolly mortar]

/crime

[silent gale]

black_eyed_priest

You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined 515.

Reply #4910548

[jolly mortar]

/rob schlongkong777

[silent gale]

black_eyed_priest

You attempted to rob schlongkong777, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[jolly mortar]

/slut

[silent gale]

black_eyed_priest

You cannot be a slut for 52 minutes and 48 seconds.

[jolly mortar]

/work

[silent gale]

black_eyed_priest

You cannot work for 1 minute and 45 seconds.

[karmic helm]

/work

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You work as a sandwich artist and earn 95

Reply #4

[karmic helm]

/slut

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn 367 and a sore ass.

Reply #636007

[karmic helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You were fined 640 for slacking in school!

Reply #636221

[kind canopy]

/work

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn 57

Reply #59

[kind canopy]

/crime

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You were caught stealing copper wire from an abandoned building and have been fined 589.

Reply #4910549

[kind canopy]

/slut

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You work at the strip club and earn 291.

Reply #636529

[karmic helm]

/work

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You clean off the counters and get paid 95

Reply #636338

[karmic helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay 551

Reply #636137

[karmic helm]

/slut

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather 345 in total.

Reply #636069

[sonic ridge]

/slut

[silent gale]

_shadowlmao_

You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you 389.

Reply #636404

[sonic ridge]

/work

[silent gale]

_shadowlmao_

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive 90

Reply #636349

[sonic ridge]

/crime

[silent gale]

_shadowlmao_

You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay 312 for damages

Reply #636324

[sonic ridge]

/slut

[silent gale]

_shadowlmao_

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 23 seconds.

[sonic ridge]

Damn

[karmic helm]

/work

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You cannot work for 4 minutes and 32 seconds.

[karmic helm]

/slut

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You cannot be a slut for 54 minutes and 40 seconds.

[karmic helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You cannot commit a crime for 54 minutes and 28 seconds.

[undone lagoon]

/work

[silent gale]

newmisterguhul

You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you 74.

Reply #636283

[undone lagoon]

/crime

[silent gale]

newmisterguhul

You scammed some person and got 458 in cash.

Reply #636301

[karmic helm]

/work

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You work as a space lawyer and earn 73

Reply #6

[karmic helm]

/slut

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay 175 in hospital fees.

Reply #636268

[karmic helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined 282

Reply #635995

[kind canopy]

/work

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you 77, it must be your lucky day!

Reply #834699

[kind canopy]

/crime

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You smuggle pugs across the Mexican border for a cool 470.

Reply #636115

[kind canopy]

/slut

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather 148 in total.

Reply #636069

[arctic locust]

/work

[silent gale]

ilovemolostovs3

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn 56, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

Reply #636395

[arctic locust]

/slut

[silent gale]

ilovemolostovs3

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in 222

Reply #80

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

kn1ghtofcards

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and 66. Good job.

Reply #636285

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

kn1ghtofcards

You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of 230

Reply #636070

[median dragon]

/work

[silent gale]

.plugns

You develop games for a living and earn 85.

Reply #636041

[median dragon]

/slut

[silent gale]

.plugns

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you 118 and maybe chlamydia.

Reply #636516

[median dragon]

/rob @ripe badger

[silent gale]

.plugns

You attempted to rob kn1ghtofcards, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[median dragon]

Bruh

[ripe badger]

Nice try

I deposit it all before u had a chance

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

kn1ghtofcards

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain 73 though.

Reply #636392

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

kn1ghtofcards

You got caught digging up dead memes and got a 465 fine.

Reply #636171

[ripe badger]

Dead memes so good.....

[karmic helm]

/work

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 90

Reply #75

[karmic helm]

/slut

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped 171

Reply #635904

[karmic helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined 381.

Reply #4910548

[sweet gyro]

/crime

[silent gale]

omegaman0123

As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your 286 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.

Reply #635955

[sweet gyro]

/slut

[silent gale]

omegaman0123

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost 260

Reply #635925

[sweet gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

omegaman0123

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned 81. Good job!

Reply #636279

[kind canopy]

/work

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You work as a bounty hunter and earn 90

Reply #57

[kind canopy]

/crime

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a 629 fine!

Reply #635994

[kind canopy]

/slut

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay 103 for violating the stay-at-home order.

Reply #834630

[jolly mortar]

/slut

[silent gale]

black_eyed_priest

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 392 and a real sore hangover.

Reply #636262

[jolly mortar]

/work

[silent gale]

black_eyed_priest

You got featured and won 93

Reply #636295

[jolly mortar]

/crime

[silent gale]

black_eyed_priest

You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined 432

Reply #170

[rain current]

/work

[silent gale]

smilesaregood56

You found 58 on the floor.

Reply #636294

[rain current]

/slut

[silent gale]

smilesaregood56

You work at the strip club and earn 400.

Reply #636529

[jolly mortar]

/slut

[silent gale]

black_eyed_priest

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped 377

Reply #635904

[jolly mortar]

Real

/work

[silent gale]

black_eyed_priest

You participate in a scientific study and earn 57 for your time and effort.

Reply #4910429

black_eyed_priest

You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 21 seconds.

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You were caught littering and have been fined 0.

Reply #4910508

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You flashed your tits while streaming and received 353 in donations!

Reply #636030

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You serve the customers and receive 60

Reply #636348

[ripe badger]

/rob bewxre

[silent gale]

kn1ghtofcards

You were caught attempting to rob bewxre, and have been fined 700.

[jolly mortar]

/slut

[silent gale]

black_eyed_priest

You cannot be a slut for 36 minutes and 13 seconds.

[jolly mortar]

/work

[silent gale]

black_eyed_priest

You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding 86. Congrats!

Reply #636450

[kind canopy]

/work

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid 72.

Reply #55462

[kind canopy]

/crime

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost 679

Reply #635876

[kind canopy]

/slut

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You do a good deepthroating and earn 355 from the client

Reply #636526

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

kn1ghtofcards

You work as the head of potatoes and earn 87

Reply #13

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

kn1ghtofcards

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 165 and a real sore hangover.

Reply #636262

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

kn1ghtofcards

You pickpocket a man/woman. You manage to get 622.

Reply #636195

kn1ghtofcards

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 25 minutes.

[rain current]

/work

[silent gale]

smilesaregood56

You work as a professional snail racer and win 82

Reply #636077

[rain current]

/slut

[silent gale]

smilesaregood56

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay 251 for child support before disownment.

Reply #635886

[rain current]

aww dangit 🙄

[static glacier]

/slut

[silent gale]

thehomerunhitter

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned 326

Reply #838124

[static glacier]

/work

[silent gale]

thehomerunhitter

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for 62

Reply #636317

[rain current]

/work

[silent gale]

w3l0veho3s

You work as a professional cuddler and earn 59

Reply #33

[rain current]

/slut

[silent gale]

w3l0veho3s

You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and 294.

Reply #636478

[karmic helm]

/work

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You work as a streamer and gain 93 from donations

Reply #635918

[karmic helm]

/slut

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra 263.

Reply #636068

[karmic helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined 544 for offending the soccer mom.

Reply #834632

[rain current]

/work

[silent gale]

w3l0veho3s

You work as a pet food taster and earn 57.

Reply #4910439

[rain current]

/slut

[silent gale]

w3l0veho3s

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned 276

Reply #636089

[rain current]

/crime

[silent gale]

w3l0veho3s

You steal a police officer's uniform and use it to rob a bank, making off with 609.

Reply #4910514

[kind canopy]

/work

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn 65

Reply #21

[kind canopy]

/crime

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You were caught in the act, and fined 578

Reply #636009

[kind canopy]

/slut

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 317, and you go ahead with it.

Reply #636421

yalol_144

You robbed 181 from baine406.

yalol_144

You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed 0.

Reply #636063

yalol_144

You work as a wine taster and earn 63

Reply #15

yalol_144

A sudden gust of wind blows away 63

Reply #636384

yalol_144

You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 52 seconds.

[hushed scarab]

/work

[silent gale]

1_zho_1

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 66

Reply #75

[hushed scarab]

/crime

[silent gale]

1_zho_1

You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined 266

Reply #636111

[hushed scarab]

/bal

/with 200

/slut

[silent gale]

1_zho_1

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 316, and you go ahead with it.

Reply #636421

[hushed scarab]

noice

/wprl

/work

[silent gale]

1_zho_1

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 39 seconds.

[hushed scarab]

/crime

[silent gale]

1_zho_1

You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 41 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

kn1ghtofcards

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you 94 for your struggles.

Reply #636489

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

kn1ghtofcards

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him 194.

Reply #635908

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

kn1ghtofcards

You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a 493 fine.

Reply #635888

[ripe badger]

Fuck off bot

[rain current]

/work

[silent gale]

w3l0veho3s

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive 57

Reply #636349

[rain current]

/slut

[silent gale]

w3l0veho3s

You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you 345.

Reply #636367

[rain current]

🙄

/crime

[silent gale]

w3l0veho3s

You sell your kidney on the black market for 370

Reply #636125

[karmic helm]

/slut

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You get 255 through donations on your cam stream.

Reply #636502

[karmic helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined 304

Reply #172

[karmic helm]

/work

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received 77!

Reply #203527

[rain current]

/work

[silent gale]

w3l0veho3s

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find 84 worth of scrap.

Reply #636470

[rain current]

/slut

[silent gale]

w3l0veho3s

You cannot be a slut for 19 minutes and 27 seconds.

[kind canopy]

/work

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly 67 was earned.

Reply #203821

[kind canopy]

/crime

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

Nuh, uh, uh, mister! You are fined 647.

Reply #636307

[kind canopy]

/slut

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a 314 fine!

Reply #635892

[rain current]

/work

[silent gale]

w3l0veho3s

You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you 63.

Reply #636258

[rain current]

/slut

[silent gale]

w3l0veho3s

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay 150

Reply #176

[rain current]

/crime

[silent gale]

w3l0veho3s

During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost 365

Reply #636092

[silent gale]

yalol_144

You robbed 140 from baine406.

yalol_144

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn 191

Reply #635949

yalol_144

You made a great pun! Take this 91.

Reply #636539

yalol_144

You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is 386.

Reply #636225

[kind canopy]

/work

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you 94.

Reply #636282

[kind canopy]

/crime

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a 422 fine!

Reply #635893

[kind canopy]

/slut

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you 235.

Reply #636291

[median dragon]

/slit

/slut

[silent gale]

.plugns

You have a good night out and earn 190.

Reply #635940

[median dragon]

/work

[silent gale]

.plugns

You worked and gained 84

Reply #636440

[hollow flare]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_voice_faker787

You hooked up with a couple of guys for 143

Reply #636313

[hollow flare]

/work

[silent gale]

the_voice_faker787

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you 73.

Reply #636482

[hollow flare]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_voice_faker787

Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you 453

Reply #838233

[jolly mortar]

/slut

[silent gale]

black_eyed_priest

You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for 354

Reply #636523

[jolly mortar]

/work

[silent gale]

black_eyed_priest

You worked overtime for 79

Reply #636536

[karmic helm]

/work

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You sweep the floor and get paid 51

Reply #636337

[karmic helm]

/slut

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John 371

Reply #177

[karmic helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You were caught cheating on a test and have been fined 338.

Reply #4910498

[real ruin]

/slut

[silent gale]

lawrencethenerd

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him 0.

Reply #635908

[real ruin]

/work

[silent gale]

lawrencethenerd

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you 60 for watching.

Reply #636345

[real ruin]

/slut

[silent gale]

lawrencethenerd

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 22 seconds.

[real ruin]

/crime

[silent gale]

lawrencethenerd

You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined 60 and lost all your toilet paper.

Reply #834285

[teal heart]

/work

[silent gale]

captainobviousthefirst

You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make 89 for your unicorn whispering skills.

Reply #4910389

[teal heart]

/crime

[silent gale]

captainobviousthefirst

You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined 289

Reply #636181

[teal heart]

/crime

[silent gale]

captainobviousthefirst

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.

[teal heart]

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[kind canopy]

/work

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

Just take the 67 and go...

Reply #636322

[kind canopy]

/crime

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You rob a wild bank and manage to steal 523

Reply #89

[kind canopy]

/slut

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You work as a cunning linguist and earn 152

Reply #28

[hushed scarab]

/work

[silent gale]

1_zho_1

You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you 95 as in return!

Reply #636372

[hushed scarab]

/crime

[silent gale]

1_zho_1

You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube, but someone catches you in the act. You lost 435 and the YouTube channel you worked so hard on. Good job, buddy.

Reply #636519

[hushed scarab]

/slut

[silent gale]

1_zho_1

An adult video site pays you 222 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

Reply #55469

[rain current]

/work

[silent gale]

w3l0veho3s

You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn 68

Reply #1

[rain current]

/slut

[silent gale]

w3l0veho3s

Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost 257, have fun

Reply #635905

[rain current]

/crime

[silent gale]

w3l0veho3s

You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined 278

Reply #636371

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

kn1ghtofcards

You work as a professional wine taster and earn 86.

Reply #636066

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

kn1ghtofcards

Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you 227 for public indecency.

Reply #636266

[brisk tapir]

/work

[silent gale]

battlebus

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make 93 for your expertise in unicorn management.

Reply #4910398

[brisk tapir]

W

/slut

[silent gale]

battlebus

You give excellent head and earn a solid 221.

Reply #636528

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

kn1ghtofcards

You start selling steroids to the players on your team. You manage to make 538!

Reply #636165

[brisk tapir]

/work

[silent gale]

battlebus

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 51 for your hard work

Reply #838130

[brisk tapir]

/slut

[silent gale]

battlebus

When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost 351

Reply #635999

[brisk tapir]

fuck

my cash

[rain current]

/work

[silent gale]

w3l0veho3s

You were farming and earned 63

Reply #636436

[rain current]

/slut

[silent gale]

w3l0veho3s

Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged 170 for their medical fees.

Reply #635970

[rain current]

bro

/crime

[silent gale]

w3l0veho3s

Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you 267

Reply #838233

[rain current]

ima tweak

[brisk tapir]

/work

[silent gale]

battlebus

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for 51.

Reply #636556

[brisk tapir]

/slut

[silent gale]

battlebus

You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a 249 fine!

Reply #636008

[brisk tapir]

fgs

I've had enough of sluttery

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

rxncour

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for 76

Reply #636317

[strong plover]

/crime

[silent gale]

dreams.of.electricity

You were a hacker and stole Robux 682

Reply #636533

[strong plover]

/slut

[silent gale]

dreams.of.electricity

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped 120

Reply #635904

[hollow flare]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_voice_faker787

A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you 128 for having your junk out.

Reply #636492

[hollow flare]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_voice_faker787

You were caught driving under the influence of drugs and have been fined 461.

Reply #4910532

[hollow flare]

/work

[silent gale]

the_voice_faker787

You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn 99

Reply #230203

[shadow forum]

/work

[silent gale]

cobalt6587

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 60 stashed inside one of them.

Reply #6070

[shadow forum]

/dep all

/crime

[silent gale]

cobalt6587

You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay 307 for damages

Reply #636324

[shadow forum]

/slut

[silent gale]

cobalt6587

Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost 211, have fun

Reply #635905

[brisk tapir]

/work

[silent gale]

battlebus

You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding 77. Congrats!

Reply #636450

[brisk tapir]

/slut

[silent gale]

battlebus

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn 364.

Reply #636527

[brisk tapir]

yay

[stark coral]

/work

[silent gale]

zombslayer

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for 98

Reply #838228

[stark coral]

/work

[silent gale]

zombslayer

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 42 seconds.

[stark coral]

/crime

[silent gale]

zombslayer

You tried to sell fake designer merchandise, but got caught and have been fined 183.

Reply #4910537

[kind canopy]

/work

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make 97 for your skills in temporal navigation.

Reply #4910392

[kind canopy]

/crime

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You are hired by one of the admins to take out a server member. You were caught by the police and are fined 360

Reply #636241

[kind canopy]

/slut

[silent gale]

tindomielsaralonde

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect 124 in one night.

Reply #636466

[silent gale]

yalol_144

You were caught attempting to rob baine406, and have been fined 0.

[versed sun]

/work

[silent gale]

samuronin_

You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn 86.

Reply #4910423

[versed sun]

/slut

[silent gale]

samuronin_

You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job 286

Reply #636075

[versed sun]

/crime

[silent gale]

samuronin_

You got caught trying to steal iPhone X and pay a fine of 0

Reply #636240

[karmic helm]

/work

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You sold fish sandwiches and earned 79 in profits

Reply #838133

[karmic helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a 424 fine.

Reply #635888

[karmic helm]

/slut

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You managed to get with a famous actress for 279

Reply #635887

[brisk tapir]

/work

[silent gale]

battlebus

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you 50 for your struggles.

Reply #636489

[brisk tapir]

/slut

[silent gale]

battlebus

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid 134

Reply #636463

[silent gale]

john._5897

You work as an elephant dresser and earn 79

Reply #43

john._5897

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 45 seconds.

john._5897

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you 100 for your solid work.

Reply #636269

john._5897

You break into a firework factory and steals all the firecrackers and sell them for 349

Reply #636177

john._5897

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 16 seconds.

yalol_144

You were caught attempting to rob baine406, and have been fined 0.

yalol_144

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning 75.

Reply #636314

yalol_144

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for 201... yikes

Reply #635967

yalol_144

You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined 276

Reply #636013

[karmic helm]

/work

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You work in Greggs and earn 61

Reply #635899

[karmic helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined 316

Reply #636193

[karmic helm]

/slut

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You have a good night out and earn 208.

Reply #635940

[brisk tapir]

/work

[silent gale]

battlebus

You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn 75

Reply #73

[brisk tapir]

/slut

[silent gale]

battlebus

You flashed your tits while streaming and received 369 in donations!

Reply #636030

[whole lava]

/work

[silent gale]

glintish

You work as a parkour specialist and earn 63

Reply #9

[silent gale]

john._5897

You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a 193 fine!

Reply #635892

john._5897

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 39 seconds.

john._5897

You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make 88 for your dedication to dental hygiene.

Reply #4910399

john._5897

You sneak into a farm and steal a cow, selling it to a butcher for 625

Reply #4910468

john._5897

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

john._5897

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

john._5897

You attempted to rob schlongkong777, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[brisk tapir]

/work

[silent gale]

battlebus

You eat bananas for a living and get 94

Reply #636535

[brisk tapir]

/slut

[silent gale]

battlebus

You have a good night out and earn 176.

Reply #635940

[jolly mortar]

/slut

[silent gale]

black_eyed_priest

You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent 205 on medical bills.

Reply #636085

[jolly mortar]

/Work

[silent gale]

black_eyed_priest

You work as the namer of clouds and earn 71

Reply #8

[hollow flare]

/work

[silent gale]

the_voice_faker787

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn 90

Reply #41

[hollow flare]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_voice_faker787

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you 377!

Reply #635983

[hollow flare]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_voice_faker787

You sneak into a zoo and steal a penguin, selling it on the black market for 460

Reply #4910458

[final kayak]

/slut

[silent gale]

sheldonviii

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you 282 for the night.

Reply #636471

[final kayak]

/crime

[silent gale]

sheldonviii

You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a 282 fine.

Reply #635888

[final kayak]

Mf

/work

[silent gale]

sheldonviii

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with 78

Reply #636439

[jolly mortar]

/slut

[silent gale]

black_eyed_priest

You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost? 164 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?

Reply #838257

[jolly mortar]

/work

[silent gale]

black_eyed_priest

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make 87

Reply #635903

[rain current]

/work

[silent gale]

w3l0veho3s

You sell V-bucks and make 93!

Reply #636520

[rain current]

/slut

[silent gale]

w3l0veho3s

You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes 339 from you.

Reply #636558

[rain current]

omg

/crime

[silent gale]

w3l0veho3s

As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your 253 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.

Reply #635955

[karmic helm]

/work

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You found 62 on the floor.

Reply #636294

[karmic helm]

/slut

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn 306

Reply #635949

[karmic helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

schlongkong777

You were caught using a stolen bike and have been fined 292.

Reply #4910509

[hollow flare]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_voice_faker787

Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay 345 in legal fees trying to clear your name

Reply #636276

[hollow flare]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_voice_faker787

You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent 179 on medical bills.

Reply #636085

[hollow flare]

/work

[silent gale]

the_voice_faker787

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 84 to help fund the project!

Reply #636446

[silent gale]

the_voice_faker787

You cannot commit a crime for 19 minutes and 45 seconds.

[hollow flare]

/work

[silent gale]

the_voice_faker787

You have a successful YouTube channel and make 84 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

Reply #635986

the_voice_faker787

You cannot be a slut for 19 minutes and 34 seconds.

[static glacier]

/slut

[silent gale]

thehomerunhitter

You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you 241.

Reply #635924

[static glacier]

/work

[silent gale]

thehomerunhitter

You bake cupcakes and receive 98

Reply #636341

[static glacier]

/crime

[silent gale]

thehomerunhitter

After mugging a drunk policeman, the cops chase you, ram your car, and leave you for dead - when paramedics arrive, they charge you a whopping 422 because they don't get paid enough

Reply #635981

[last prairie]

/crime

[silent gale]

tobi0286

You were caught stealing copper wire from an abandoned building and have been fined 200.

Reply #4910549

[last prairie]

/work

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tobi0286

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 74

Reply #78

[last prairie]

/slut