back-room

[silent gale]

bruhboss07

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 75

Reply #10

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

A sudden gust of wind blows 75 in your direction.

Reply #636383

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You fucked a traffic cone and found 138 inside it

Reply #636329

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You were caught driving a car with expired license plates and have been fined 552.

Reply #4910493

[frozen citrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

aaro1__89678

You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay 0 to fix your leg

Reply #636011

[frozen citrus]

/work

[silent gale]

aaro1__89678

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of 84 off your new game.

Reply #55463

[frozen citrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

aaro1__89678

You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole 84 from you!

Reply #636222

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain 89! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed

Reply #636346

[digital sandal]

/rob smb_260

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You robbed 2,303 from smb_260.

[digital sandal]

@twilit niche

[twilit niche]

You’re gonna lose it

[digital sandal]

[twilit niche]

/rob 369556514068889611

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You were caught attempting to rob deleted_user_dde138cd7849, and have been fined 8.

[digital sandal]

/rob 369556514068889611

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 6 minutes and 57 seconds.

[gloomy musk]

/work

[silent gale]

bruhboss07

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved 92!

Reply #636278

[gloomy musk]

/dep all

/dep

/deposit al

/acc

[celest dust]

/work

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays 78 for your services.

Reply #636364

[celest dust]

/crime

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay 494.

Reply #636277

[celest dust]

/slut

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose 111.

Reply #635996

[celest dust]

/rob 369556514068889611

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You robbed 1,784 from deleted_user_dde138cd7849.

[celest dust]

HOLY

[pallid surge]

/slut

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you 207.

Reply #636291

[pallid surge]

/work

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for 58

Reply #838228

[minor solstice]

/work

[silent gale]

d_woddles

You walk dogs for 100.

Reply #636065

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of 85

Reply #636378

[ripe badger]

/rob 369556514068889611

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You were caught attempting to rob deleted_user_dde138cd7849, and have been fined 278.

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you 234 to clean the stains.

Reply #55473

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined 553

Reply #636246

[ripe badger]

Fuck off stupid bot

[pallid surge]

/work

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make 79 for your skills in temporal navigation.

Reply #4910392

[pallid surge]

/slut

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You cannot be a slut for 3 minutes and 37 seconds.

[pallid surge]

/slut

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn 368

Reply #635949

[pallid surge]

/crime

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for 621.

Reply #636474

[pallid surge]

/rob sentoxs

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You attempted to rob sentoxs, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You found 65 on the floor.

Reply #636294

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You cannot be a slut for 9 minutes and 12 seconds.

[pallid surge]

/work

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive 96

Reply #636351

[pallid surge]

/slut

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 50 seconds.

[winged edge]

/crime

[silent gale]

has17899

During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost 221

Reply #636092

[celest dust]

/sork

/work

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make 55 for your lack of effort.

Reply #4910387

[celest dust]

/crime

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You were caught vandalising a public restroom and have been fined 627.

Reply #4910505

[celest dust]

/slut

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You fucked a traffic cone and found 352 inside it

Reply #636329

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You rake in 193, but your butthole will never be the same...

Reply #635984

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You work as a serial murderer... and earn 94

Reply #68

[minor solstice]

/work

[silent gale]

d_woddles

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 56

Reply #636374

[minor solstice]

/slut

[silent gale]

d_woddles

Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost 256, have fun

Reply #635905

[gloomy musk]

/work

[silent gale]

bruhboss07

You work as a professional cuddler and earn 54

Reply #33

[gloomy musk]

/shop

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in 378

Reply #81

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined 429

Reply #636151

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

52 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

Reply #636327

[digital sandal]

/rob censoredscreaming

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You were caught attempting to rob censoredscreaming, and have been fined 52.

[digital sandal]

[minor solstice]

/work

[silent gale]

d_woddles

You bake cupcakes and receive 78

Reply #636341

[abstract viper]

/slut

[silent gale]

tatchycrane

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined 256

Reply #168

[abstract viper]

/crime

[silent gale]

tatchycrane

You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost 409 when you fell over.

Reply #635993

[abstract viper]

/work

[silent gale]

tatchycrane

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you 96 .

Reply #636084

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You work as an elephant dresser and earn 70

Reply #43

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You tried to jump the old lady walking down the street. Turns out she had a gun, and robbed you blind of 344

Reply #636018

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up 168

Reply #7034

[rain lynx]

/crime

[silent gale]

gayyyy14

You lied on your tax return and have been fined 0.

Reply #4910539

[rain lynx]

/slut

[silent gale]

gayyyy14

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's 112

Reply #635964

[rain lynx]

/work

[silent gale]

gayyyy14

You develop games and earn 71.

Reply #636067

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you 79.

Reply #636377

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You post nudes on the internet for 242

Reply #636120

[minor solstice]

/work

[silent gale]

d_woddles

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get 94

Reply #636083

[minor solstice]

/slut

[silent gale]

d_woddles

You post nudes on the internet for 391

Reply #636120

[gloomy musk]

/work

[silent gale]

bruhboss07

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn 72

Reply #54

[waxen vigil]

/work

[silent gale]

suryoye.

You work as a children's toy tester and earn 86

Reply #47

[waxen vigil]

/crime

[silent gale]

suryoye.

You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a 257 fine!

Reply #636310

[waxen vigil]

/slut

[silent gale]

suryoye.

Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra 107.

Reply #636530

[waxen vigil]

/work

[silent gale]

suryoye.

You cannot work for 6 seconds.

[waxen vigil]

/work

[silent gale]

suryoye.

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning 53.

Reply #636314

[gloomy musk]

/work

[silent gale]

bruhboss07

Your level got featured epic and you won 61

Reply #636296

[gloomy musk]

/work

[silent gale]

bruhboss07

You clean off the chairs and get paid 55

Reply #636336

[pallid surge]

/slut

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined 134

Reply #636037

[pallid surge]

/work

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You work as the head of elephants and earn 78

Reply #7

[pallid surge]

/crime

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You steal a ps4 and pawn it for 681

Reply #636122

[pallid stone]

/crime

[silent gale]

hamburger3bier

You hacked your parent's bank account and made 620.

Reply #635980

[pallid stone]

/work

[silent gale]

hamburger3bier

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 75.

Reply #636031

[pallid surge]

/work

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn 93

Reply #32

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You become a game developer and raised 72 for charity.

Reply #636361

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid 72 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.

Reply #55476

[pallid surge]

/work

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of 75 anyway.

Reply #636409

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some 181

Reply #635966

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid 100 for streaming it online.

Reply #4910427

[pallid surge]

/work

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You work as a parkour specialist and earn 84

Reply #9

[pallid surge]

/slut

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for 330... yikes

Reply #635967

[pallid surge]

/work

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You worked for the Police and earned 70

Reply #636538

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made 93

Reply #636373

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You do a good deepthroating and earn 284 from the client

Reply #636526

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You have worked in the prison gardens for 61

Reply #636468

[wind saddle]

/slut

[silent gale]

handyakku

You become a pimp and earn 393!

Reply #636344

[gloomy musk]

/work

[silent gale]

bruhboss07

You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn 72

Reply #636035

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid 81.

Reply #635917

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 96.

Reply #636057

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you 377 for your services.

Reply #636297

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You assassinated an African drug lord for 414

Reply #635928

[digital sandal]

/rob censoredscreaming

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You were caught attempting to rob censoredscreaming, and have been fined 652.

[digital sandal]

[twilit niche]

Deserved

[distant latch]

you suck at robbery

almost as bad at blackjack

[digital sandal]

your bots suck

[gloomy musk]

/work

[silent gale]

bruhboss07

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get 59 for all your items.

Reply #636459

[pallid surge]

/slut

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost 146

Reply #635925

[pallid surge]

/work

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn 94

Reply #635865

[pallid surge]

/crime

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You steal a stop sign and sell it to a driver's education program for 258

Reply #4910477

[pallid surge]

/rob censoredscreaming

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You attempted to rob censoredscreaming, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[viral fern]

/slut

[silent gale]

butter_licker

You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost? 0 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?

Reply #838257

[viral fern]

/slut

[silent gale]

butter_licker

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.

[viral fern]

/work

[silent gale]

butter_licker

You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid 99 for streaming it online.

Reply #4910427

[viral fern]

/work

[silent gale]

butter_licker

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 28 seconds.

[viral fern]

/crime

[silent gale]

butter_licker

You hack into the government's economic system and manage to steal 376.

Reply #636247

[viral fern]

/rob censoredscreaming

[silent gale]

butter_licker

You attempted to rob censoredscreaming, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[viral fern]

/work

[silent gale]

butter_licker

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 34 seconds.

[viral fern]

/rob miguelfelixgallardo

[silent gale]

butter_licker

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

[final kayak]

/slut

[silent gale]

sheldonviii

Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes 200.

Reply #635923

[final kayak]

/work

[silent gale]

sheldonviii

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 100 for your hard work

Reply #838130

[final kayak]

/rob 1176649003153227826

[silent gale]

sheldonviii

You've been fined 100 for trying to rob a poor person.

[final kayak]

/work

[silent gale]

sheldonviii

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 12 seconds.

[final kayak]

/slut

[silent gale]

sheldonviii

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 4 seconds.

[final kayak]

Burh

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You attempted to rob censoredscreaming, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[knotty charm]

/work

[silent gale]

countskywalker

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of 57 anyway.

Reply #636409

[knotty charm]

/rob sheldonviii

[silent gale]

countskywalker

You've been fined 257 for trying to rob a poor person.

[knotty charm]

/slut

[silent gale]

countskywalker

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn 260

Reply #82

[candid jungle]

/work

[silent gale]

daddy.0762

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn 94

Reply #635864

[plain charm]

/work

[silent gale]

hiscock.

You work as a high school student with no life. Have 65 because we pity you.

Reply #7000

[plain charm]

/slut

[silent gale]

hiscock.

You hooked up with a couple of guys for 378

Reply #636313

[plain charm]

ez cash

[celest dust]

/work

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly 68 was earned.

Reply #203821

[celest dust]

/crime

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay 539 for bail!

Reply #636248

[celest dust]

/slut

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You become a pimp and earn 187!

Reply #636344

[celest dust]

/rob miguelfelixgallardo

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You've been fined 379 for trying to rob a poor person.

[celest dust]

..

[golden sundial]

/work

[silent gale]

sethfromreddead

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 76

Reply #78

[golden sundial]

/slut

[silent gale]

sethfromreddead

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's 298

Reply #635964

[neat galleon]

/work

[silent gale]

dominater7600

Taxes collected! You have gained 57

Reply #636506

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you 76.

Reply #636482

[gloomy musk]

/work

[silent gale]

bruhboss07

You work as an ear cleaner and earn 91

Reply #44

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

rxncour

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid 79.

Reply #55462

[old flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

rxncour

Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John 132

Reply #177

[old flax]

/ctime

/crime

[silent gale]

rxncour

You tried to cheat on a test by writing answers on your arm, but got caught and have been given a 372 fine.

Reply #4910533

[old flax]

RAH

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of 58 😃

Reply #636401

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn 147

Reply #82

hanzelnut26

You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined 0 for offending the soccer mom.

Reply #834632

[pallid surge]

/work

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got 100

Reply #204081

[pallid surge]

/slut

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 205 from the men.

Reply #636081

[turbid wave]

/work

[silent gale]

haitzmoney

You work as a professional bed tester and earn 100.

Reply #4910432

[wind sage]

/work

[silent gale]

lecacaopouletcbon

You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for 51

Reply #636328

[pallid surge]

/slut

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you 146 for the night.

Reply #636471

[pallid surge]

/work

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned 75. The students loved you!

Reply #636280

[pallid surge]

/work

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

A sudden gust of wind blows 68 in your direction.

Reply #636383

[pallid surge]

/slut

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your 150.

Reply #636472

[silent gale]

saad_63870

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost 331

Reply #635925

saad_63870

You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost 431.

Reply #635956

saad_63870

You work as a bed warmer and earn 61

Reply #40

[celest dust]

/work

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded 78.

Reply #636060

[celest dust]

/crime

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You got caught digging up dead memes and got a 376 fine.

Reply #636171

[celest dust]

/slut

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for 227.

Reply #636452

[celest dust]

/rob Rocky

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - rocky400
2 - rockymanne
3 - rockyrockingson
4 - rocky086814
5 - .itskindamid
6 - .rocky.exe
7 - rocky.raccoon
8 - rocky0070369
9 - rocky_148
10 - rockycactus85312

[celest dust]

/rob Rocky4000

[silent gale]

Cancelled command.

brodytheone_yeet

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[celest dust]

/rob rocky400

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You were caught attempting to rob rocky400, and have been fined 671.

[celest dust]

.

[twilit niche]

/rob 552589053640310815

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You robbed 2,283 from lmaozeidong5795.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you 86 for your struggles.

Reply #636489

[cosmic island]

/work

[silent gale]

._doctorraven_.

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn 56

Reply #63

[cosmic island]

/slut

[silent gale]

._doctorraven_.

You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole 283.

Reply #636298

[gloomy musk]

/work

[silent gale]

bruhboss07

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid 84 for doing his job.

Reply #636484

[obsidian violet]

/slut

[silent gale]

.laneblade

You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined 103.

Reply #834714

[obsidian violet]

/work

[silent gale]

.laneblade

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found 73 on the floor.

Reply #636029

[celest dust]

/work

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You got featured and won 53

Reply #636295

[celest dust]

/slut

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid 115

Reply #636463

[celest dust]

/cre

/crime

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You sneak into a farm and steal a cow, selling it to a butcher for 598

Reply #4910468

[plain charm]

/crime

[silent gale]

hiscock.

You were caught poaching endangered wildlife and have been fined 253.

Reply #4910553

[plain charm]

fuck

/slut

[silent gale]

hiscock.

You work at the strip club and earn 349.

Reply #636529

[plain charm]

/work

[silent gale]

hiscock.

You work for a private military company, earning 93

Reply #636074

hiscock.

You attempted to rob brodytheone_yeet, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[celest dust]

/work

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 74

Reply #19

[celest dust]

/slut

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole 208.

Reply #636298

[celest dust]

/crime

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined 369.

Reply #636254

[pallid surge]

/slut

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with 300.

Reply #636368

[pallid surge]

/work

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 68 stashed inside one of them.

Reply #6070

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn 63

Reply #11

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you 181 as a punishment because there's kids watching.

Reply #636355

[orchid lily]

/work

[silent gale]

suicidecareers

You work as an eel ecologist and earn 59

Reply #55

[orchid lily]

/work

[silent gale]

suicidecareers

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

[orchid lily]

/wirk

/work

[silent gale]

suicidecareers

You worked at the office overtime for 84

Reply #636457

[orchid lily]

/slut

[silent gale]

suicidecareers

You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took 200 from you.

Reply #636525

[celest dust]

/work

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You worked for the Police and earned 61

Reply #636538

[celest dust]

/crime

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had 438 stolen from you!

Reply #635932

[celest dust]

/slut

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as 325!

Reply #204738

[old grotto]

/work

[silent gale]

vxnixk

You work as a circus clown and earn 57.

Reply #636448

[old grotto]

/work

[silent gale]

vxnixk

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

[old grotto]

/slut

[silent gale]

vxnixk

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you 377 on your way out of the locker room.

Reply #636320

[celest dust]

/work

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You work as a taxi driver and earn 57

Reply #636045

[celest dust]

/slut

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 43 seconds.

[celest dust]

/crime

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You cannot commit a crime for 6 minutes and 35 seconds.

[brittle loom]

/work

[silent gale]

beesinthetrap22

You work hard all day and your boss pays you 89 after the pizzeria closes down.

Reply #636352

[brittle loom]

/slut

[silent gale]

beesinthetrap22

You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of 227

Reply #636070

[brittle loom]

/rob @slate chasm

[silent gale]

beesinthetrap22

You attempted to rob piyr0, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[brittle loom]

/work

[silent gale]

beesinthetrap22

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 19 seconds.

[brittle loom]

/crime

[silent gale]

beesinthetrap22

You break into a laboratory and steal a sample of a new virus, which you sell to a bioweapons organisation for 506.

Reply #4910527

[brittle loom]

/slut

[silent gale]

beesinthetrap22

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 26 seconds.

[brittle loom]

/work

[silent gale]

beesinthetrap22

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 1 second.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make 59 for your therapeutic skills.

Reply #4910396

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 204 and a real sore hangover.

Reply #636262

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You rob a gas station of all its fidget spinners. You sell them for 262 to some 11 year olds.

Reply #635913

[cosmic island]

/slut

[silent gale]

._doctorraven_.

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 323 from the men.

Reply #636081

[cosmic island]

/work

[silent gale]

._doctorraven_.

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn 62

Reply #21

[obtuse moth]

/work

[silent gale]

meric1643

You work as a wine taster and earn 62

Reply #15

[obtuse moth]

/crime

[silent gale]

meric1643

You were caught vandalising a car and have been fined 262.

Reply #4910554

[obtuse moth]

/bal

/balance

/bj all

/slut

[silent gale]

meric1643

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 359, and you go ahead with it.

Reply #636421

[obtuse moth]

/rob @crude spindle

[silent gale]

meric1643

You robbed 2,262 from axxxr4942.

[obtuse moth]

/bj all

[broken moat]

!work

/work

[silent gale]

talia_perez

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make 90 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

Reply #636334

[obtuse moth]

/work

[silent gale]

meric1643

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain 78

Reply #635919

[obtuse moth]

heheh (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[pallid surge]

/slut

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up 301

Reply #7034

[pallid surge]

/work

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You work as an Irish dancer and earn 98

Reply #14

[twilit niche]

/rob 696651193706872934

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You robbed 2,280 from postal0.

[silent gale]

saad_63870

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn 281.

Reply #636527

saad_63870

You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of 342

Reply #635867

saad_63870

You develop games and earn 83.

Reply #636067

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You work as a pumpkin picker 69

Reply #6069

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You do a good deepthroating and earn 234 from the client

Reply #636526

[sick vapor]

/rob 770370208250069033

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You were caught attempting to rob clover25_, and have been fined 506.

[celest dust]

/work

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn 68.

Reply #636412

[celest dust]

/crime

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You pose as a tour guide and steal from tourists, making 619 before being caught

Reply #4910478

[celest dust]

/slut

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You post nudes on the internet for 140

Reply #636120

[digital sandal]

/rob wallzii

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You robbed 2,244 from wallzii.

[ripe badger]

/rob _vanda.

[silent gale]

mrman545

You've been fined 212 for trying to rob a poor person.

[ripe badger]

shit

[obtuse moth]

/work

[silent gale]

meric1643

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got 56!

Reply #635954

[obtuse moth]

/crime

[silent gale]

meric1643

You are fined 134 for jaywalking

Reply #636050

[obtuse moth]

/slug

/slut

[silent gale]

meric1643

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have 311

Reply #1441157

[obtuse moth]

/rob @tawdry raptor

[silent gale]

meric1643

You were caught attempting to rob slimmest._.shady, and have been fined 311.

[obtuse moth]

dam

/rob @celest dust

[silent gale]

meric1643

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

[obtuse moth]

dam

[plucky sage]

/rob @tawdry raptor

[silent gale]

kjeldie152236

You robbed 2,256 from slimmest._.shady.

[plucky sage]

/dep all

/work

[silent gale]

kjeldie152236

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid 65!

Reply #635882

[plucky sage]

/crime

[silent gale]

kjeldie152236

You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for 347.

Reply #636474

[plucky sage]

/slut

[silent gale]

kjeldie152236

Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes 335 from you as compensation.

Reply #636425

[digital sandal]

/rob cryo_kitty

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You robbed 2,226 from cryo_kitty.

[orchid lily]

/work

[silent gale]

suicidecareers

You work as a bed warmer and earn 98

Reply #40

[hearty vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

monkey_98377

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you 84 for your work.

Reply #636481

[hearty vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

monkey_98377

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

[celest dust]

Dude

Rude*

/work

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You did a fundraiser and raised 96

Reply #834686

[celest dust]

/crime

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had 251 stolen from you!

Reply #635932

[celest dust]

/slut

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you 288.

Reply #636367

[brittle loom]

/rob @slate chasm

[silent gale]

beesinthetrap22

You attempted to rob piyr0, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[brittle loom]

/slut

[silent gale]

beesinthetrap22

You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined 341 to get it cured.

Reply #635884

[brittle loom]

/crime

[silent gale]

beesinthetrap22

You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a 280 fine!

Reply #164

[brittle loom]

/worj

/work

[silent gale]

beesinthetrap22

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn 82

Reply #59

[orchid lily]

/work

[silent gale]

suicidecareers

You fail at work, but your boss pays you 72 out of pity.

Reply #636290

[orchid lily]

/work

[silent gale]

suicidecareers

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 31 seconds.

[orchid lily]

/rob @hearty vapor

[silent gale]

suicidecareers

You robbed 27 from monkey_98377.

[hearty vapor]

/rob @orchid lily

[silent gale]

monkey_98377

You attempted to rob suicidecareers, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[celest dust]

/work

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning 100.

Reply #636314

[celest dust]

/crime

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You did a crime and for some reason you now have 325 more

Reply #636422

[celest dust]

/slut

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You fucked up, and have been fined 362

Reply #174

[celest dust]

/rob cryo_kitty

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You were caught attempting to rob cryo_kitty, and have been fined 445.

[plain charm]

/work

[silent gale]

hiscock.

You milk a cow for 80

Reply #41924

[plain charm]

/crime

[silent gale]

hiscock.

Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal 277, luckily you aren't reported.

Reply #636292

[plain charm]

/slut

[silent gale]

hiscock.

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather 299 in total.

Reply #636069

[plain charm]

freaky

/rob @digital sandal

[silent gale]

hiscock.

You were caught attempting to rob _vanda., and have been fined 283.

[plain charm]

fuck

no hard feelings

[gloomy musk]

/WORK

[silent gale]

bruhboss07

You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth 89.

Reply #4910431

[cosmic island]

/work

[silent gale]

._doctorraven_.

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth 78!

Reply #636343

[obtuse moth]

/work

[silent gale]

meric1643

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's 66.

Reply #636071

[obtuse moth]

/crime

[silent gale]

meric1643

You hacked google and stole 665.

Reply #636184

[obtuse moth]

/slut

[silent gale]

meric1643

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 314 and a real sore hangover.

Reply #636262

[obtuse moth]

/rob @glossy oyster

[silent gale]

meric1643

You robbed 2,040 from akkotheinfinity6083.

[obtuse moth]

/bj all

/work

[silent gale]

meric1643

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 52 seconds.

[ruby void]

/slut

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

Nobody cares about you. You lost 168 trying to twerk.

Reply #636454

[ruby void]

/crime

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

You were caught littering and have been fined 668.

Reply #4910508

[ruby void]

/work

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

You work as an eel ecologist and earn 99

Reply #55

[obtuse vector]

/work

[silent gale]

robinbobin1402

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive 97

Reply #636351

[obtuse vector]

/work

[silent gale]

robinbobin1402

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.

[obtuse vector]

/crime

[silent gale]

robinbobin1402

You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a 448 fine!

Reply #635937

[obtuse vector]

Lmao

/slut

[silent gale]

robinbobin1402

You hooked up with a couple of guys for 136

Reply #636313

[obtuse vector]

DAYUM...

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you 63.

Reply #636282

[pallid surge]

/slut

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for 282... yikes

Reply #635967

[pallid surge]

/work

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 74!

Reply #636413

saad_63870

Nobody cares about you. You lost 83 trying to twerk.

Reply #636454

saad_63870

You were caught littering and have been fined 0.

Reply #4910508

saad_63870

You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make 86 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.

Reply #4910395

[silent gale]

saad_63870

You work as a bed warmer and earn 58

Reply #40

saad_63870

You have been fined 144 because you ate during work hours.

Reply #636146

saad_63870

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

saad_63870

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay 0

Reply #176

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You make a living selling weed for 58 a day

Reply #635943

[stone mason]

/crime

[silent gale]

lomashalexander

You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost 0

Reply #636088

[stone mason]

/slut

[silent gale]

lomashalexander

You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole 0.

Reply #636298

[stone mason]

/work

[silent gale]

lomashalexander

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you 99 for watching.

Reply #636345

[pallid stone]

/work

[silent gale]

hamburger3bier

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 77 stashed inside one of them.

Reply #6070

[pallid stone]

/crime

[silent gale]

hamburger3bier

You break into a lab and steal a canister of radioactive material, which you sell to a shady organisation for 655.

Reply #4910519

[pallid stone]

/slut

[silent gale]

hamburger3bier

You sell naked photos of yourself online for 344.

Reply #636503

[pallid surge]

/slut

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 214.

Reply #636054

[pallid surge]

/work

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 84

Reply #36

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You work as a vibration consultant and earn 50

Reply #53

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You sell naked photos of yourself online for 316.

Reply #636503

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You were caught urinating in public and have been fined 306.

Reply #4910504

[ruby void]

/slut

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes 147.

Reply #635923

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You work as a children's toy tester and earn 60

Reply #47

[pallid surge]

/slut

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D 253 : D

Reply #635875

[pallid surge]

/work

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got 95

Reply #204081

[ruby void]

/slut

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

You work at the strip club and earn 109.

Reply #636529

[ruby void]

/crime

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

What me? No, I didn't commit a crime. Crime-who? Crime-what? Acquire 652 for something that definitely wasn't illegal

Reply #636275

[ruby void]

/work

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid 51

Reply #636420

[grand dust]

fallout new vegas reference 😱

[slate dagger]

/work

[silent gale]

cibolla_74234

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved 94!

Reply #636278

[slate dagger]

Yey

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You work as a dog food taster and earn 72

Reply #34

[regal verge]

/work

[silent gale]

1152102338891354162

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make 58 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

Reply #636334

[regal verge]

/sluy

/sluy

omg

/slut

[silent gale]

1152102338891354162

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 166 to fuck the girls inside.

Reply #636365

[regal verge]

/crime

[silent gale]

1152102338891354162

You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined 434

Reply #636244

[regal verge]

/work

[silent gale]

1152102338891354162

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 13 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

0y0r

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make 68 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

Reply #4910404

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

0y0r

You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined 153

Reply #165

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

0y0r

You were caught lying at a truth or dare question! The fine is 115.

Reply #636537

[ripe badger]

NOO

/slut

[silent gale]

0y0r

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 34 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

0y0r

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 34 seconds.

[ripe badger]

0_0

[cosmic island]

/work

[silent gale]

._doctorraven_.

You have worked in the prison gardens for 89

Reply #636468

[cosmic island]

/crime

[silent gale]

._doctorraven_.

You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of 615

Reply #635867

[cosmic island]

/slut

[silent gale]

._doctorraven_.

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 171, and you go ahead with it.

Reply #636421

[cosmic island]

/rob Cibola

[silent gale]

._doctorraven_.

You robbed 18 from cibolla_74234.

._doctorraven_.

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

[cosmic island]

/work

[silent gale]

._doctorraven_.

You work as a sewer inspector and earn 75

Reply #51

[cosmic island]

/work

[silent gale]

._doctorraven_.

You worked hard at Burger King and earned 98

Reply #636534

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of 58 anyway.

Reply #636409

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect 200 in one night.

Reply #636466

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You scammed some person and got 675 in cash.

Reply #636301

[celest yacht]

/work

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You work as a sewer inspector and earn 95

Reply #51

[celest yacht]

/slut

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay 372 for surgery.

Reply #636026

[celest yacht]

/crime

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost 557

Reply #636376

[silent gale]

saad_63870

You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste 0 for more in game currency.

Reply #55471

saad_63870

You make a living selling weed for 57 a day

Reply #635943

saad_63870

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw 203 at you.

Reply #636455

[cosmic island]

/work

[silent gale]

._doctorraven_.

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of 86 anyway.

Reply #636409

[cosmic island]

/slut

[silent gale]

._doctorraven_.

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned 292

Reply #838124

[cosmic island]

/crime

[silent gale]

._doctorraven_.

A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is 654

Reply #636105

[cosmic island]

/rob Aluado

[silent gale]

._doctorraven_.

You attempted to rob thealuadoremus, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[pallid surge]

/slut

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 136 in order to keep quiet about it.

Reply #636040

[pallid surge]

/work

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn 87

Reply #59

[pallid stone]

/crime

[silent gale]

hamburger3bier

You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole 521 from you!

Reply #204337

[pallid stone]

/work

[silent gale]

hamburger3bier

You clean off the counters and get paid 86

Reply #636338

[pallid stone]

/slut

[silent gale]

hamburger3bier

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 226.

Reply #636054

[pallid surge]

/slut

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you 275 for having your junk out.

Reply #636492

[pallid surge]

/work

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You work as a professional apologiser and earn 79

Reply #39

[pallid surge]

/crime

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay 615

Reply #636137

[silent gale]

lavadragonhp

You steal a stop sign and sell it to a driver's education program for 527

Reply #4910477

lavadragonhp

You rake in 199, but your butthole will never be the same...

Reply #635984

lavadragonhp

You work as a professional sleeper and earn 73

Reply #42

lavadragonhp

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.

lavadragonhp

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

lavadragonhp

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

lavadragonhp

You attempted to rob miguelfelixgallardo, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive 96

Reply #636349

[pallid surge]

/slut

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for 279.

Reply #636452

[pallid surge]

/work

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you 83

Reply #636353

[pallid surge]

/work

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You work as a space lawyer and earn 72

Reply #6

[echo fox]

/work

[silent gale]

fudgerucker

Your level got featured epic and you won 51

Reply #636296

[restive horizon]

/work

[silent gale]

theoneandonlyicy_

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make 50 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

Reply #4910405

[restive horizon]

/crime

[silent gale]

theoneandonlyicy_

Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined 528

Reply #636109

[restive horizon]

/slut

[silent gale]

theoneandonlyicy_

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with 282.

Reply #636368

[cosmic island]

/work

[silent gale]

._doctorraven_.

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn 65

Reply #11

[cosmic island]

/rob LavaDragonHP

[silent gale]

._doctorraven_.

You attempted to rob lavadragonhp, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[cosmic island]

/slut

[silent gale]

._doctorraven_.

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 262!

Reply #636501

[pallid surge]

/slut

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 167 from the men.

Reply #636081

[pallid surge]

/work

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

Taxes collected! You have gained 74

Reply #636506

[cosmic island]

/work

[silent gale]

._doctorraven_.

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned 72

Reply #635873

[plucky sage]

/work

[silent gale]

kjeldie152236

You work as a human statue and earn 56

Reply #58

[plucky sage]

/slut

[silent gale]

kjeldie152236

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw 158 at you.

Reply #636455

[knotty charm]

/work

[silent gale]

countskywalker

You dig around in your yard and gain 83

Reply #636382

[knotty charm]

/slut

[silent gale]

countskywalker

You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined 343.

Reply #834714

[knotty charm]

/rob

[silent gale]

countskywalker

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[knotty charm]

/rob acmamy

[silent gale]

countskywalker

You attempted to rob acmamy, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[plucky sage]

/steal @sweet helm

/rob @sweet helm

[silent gale]

kjeldie152236

You attempted to rob metoakyz, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[sweet helm]

?

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You got featured and won 97

Reply #636295

[twilit niche]

/rob 770370208250069033

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You were caught attempting to rob clover25_, and have been fined 84.

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You develop games for a living and earn 98.

Reply #636041

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You are weirdly good with your hands, have 302

Reply #636555

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with 640 worth of silver coins.

Reply #636485

[digital sandal]

/rob teargod

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You robbed 1,984 from teargod.

[fallen adder]

/work

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for 54.

Reply #636303

[fallen adder]

/crime

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. They drop 577 as a result. Thankfully, nothing went wrong, but now they're pissed at you.

Reply #636356

[fallen adder]

/slut

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you 130 to stop because that's weird.

Reply #636350

[fallen adder]

/rob censoredscreaming

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You attempted to rob censoredscreaming, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[fallen adder]

uh

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn 65!

Reply #636293

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for 353... yikes

Reply #635967

[twilit niche]

/rob 770370208250069033

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You were caught attempting to rob clover25_, and have been fined 0.

[twilit niche]

Oh come ooon

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn 63

Reply #70

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined 634

Reply #636375

[ripe badger]

Ooooo

Not the cop

[celest dust]

/work

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you 81.

Reply #636377

[celest dust]

/crime

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of 698!

Reply #636332

[celest dust]

/slut

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined 253.

Reply #636305

[celest dust]

…..

[cedar mango]

/crime

[silent gale]

blood06999

You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of 200

Reply #636156

[cedar mango]

dammit

/slut

[silent gale]

blood06999

You flashed your tits while streaming and received 204 in donations!

Reply #636030

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 83

Reply #19

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for 254... yikes

Reply #635967

[lament lark]

/work

[silent gale]

imyodasballs

You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is 58

Reply #636014

[lament lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

imyodasballs

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up 307

Reply #7034

[lament lark]

/crime

[silent gale]

imyodasballs

Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a 670 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!

Reply #838106

imyodasballs

You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 56 seconds.

[lament lark]

/work

[silent gale]

imyodasballs

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 37 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive 81

Reply #636349

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

Your condom supply runs out and you pay 217 to restock.

Reply #636003

[ripe badger]

Ouch

/crime

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined 305

Reply #636504

[slender steeple]

/work

[silent gale]

thefirekingxx__46092

You were farming and earned 58

Reply #636436

[slender steeple]

/work

[silent gale]

thefirekingxx__46092

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.

[twilit niche]

/rob 770370208250069033

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You robbed 2,280 from clover25_.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make 58 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

Reply #636334

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 89

Reply #635952

[full sun]

/slut

[silent gale]

anilatorofholes

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay 116 for child support before disownment.

Reply #635886

[full sun]

Nooooooooooooo

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn 76

Reply #635869

[modest sand]

/work

[silent gale]

tblover69

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find 57 worth of scrap.

Reply #636470

[modest sand]

/work

[silent gale]

tblover69

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 29 seconds.

[modest sand]

/crime

[silent gale]

tblover69

You access the point log and clear everything, gaining 303

Reply #636202

[modest sand]

/rob kjeldie152236

[silent gale]

tblover69

You attempted to rob kjeldie152236, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[modest sand]

/rob miguelfelixgallardo

[silent gale]

tblover69

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

[modest sand]

/work

[silent gale]

tblover69

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 53 seconds.

[frozen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

sarahscribbles

You work as a janitor and earn 87

Reply #74

[frozen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

sarahscribbles

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.

[frozen igloo]

/crime

[silent gale]

sarahscribbles

You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay 287 or go to jail.

Reply #636495

[frozen igloo]

/slut

[silent gale]

sarahscribbles

You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you 240!

Reply #635894

[frozen igloo]

/balance

/daily

/rob 770370208250069033

[silent gale]

sarahscribbles

You robbed 401 from clover25_.

[signal pecan]

/work

[silent gale]

adrien5674

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn 77

Reply #69

[signal pecan]

/work

[silent gale]

adrien5674

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.

[signal pecan]

/crime

[silent gale]

adrien5674

You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a 277 fine!

Reply #164

[unique scroll]

/work

[silent gale]

greentixxy_77917

You take your cat for a walk and gain 79

Reply #636389

[unique scroll]

/crime

[silent gale]

greentixxy_77917

You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined 396

Reply #636111

[unique scroll]

/pay

[brittle loom]

/rob @tepid geyser

[silent gale]

beesinthetrap22

You were caught attempting to rob viridianoutlaw, and have been fined 386.

[brittle loom]

/crime

[silent gale]

beesinthetrap22

You steal a hobo's money jar for 338

Reply #636139

[brittle loom]

/slut

[silent gale]

beesinthetrap22

You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to 110.

Reply #636479

[brittle loom]

/work

[silent gale]

beesinthetrap22

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped 96!

Reply #636414

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You clean off the counters and get paid 98

Reply #636338

[celest dust]

/work

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 71

Reply #636080

[celest dust]

/crike

/crime

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You pickpocket a candy person for 503

Reply #636548

[celest dust]

/slut

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined 157

Reply #165

[celest dust]

.

[full sun]

/slut

[silent gale]

anilatorofholes

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 162

Reply #635907

[nocturne verge]

/work

[silent gale]

narutoog

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned 99!

Reply #636047

[nocturne verge]

/crime

[silent gale]

narutoog

Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you 259

Reply #838233

[queen wind]

/work

[silent gale]

tds_is_a_good_game

You found 61 on the floor.

Reply #636294

[queen wind]

/work

[silent gale]

tds_is_a_good_game

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 42 seconds.

[queen wind]

oh

[ripe badger]

/rob bonfire8991

[silent gale]

nightrunner23

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

nightrunner23

One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid 278 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.

Reply #55476

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn 57

Reply #635864

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

mortifer0052

You dig around in your yard and gain 60

Reply #636382

[ripe badger]

/work

[summer spoke]

/work

[silent gale]

_zite_

You find 89 randomly lying in the gutter

Reply #635890

[summer spoke]

/slut

[silent gale]

_zite_

You earned 254 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

Reply #636027

[cosmic basin]

/rob 770370208250069033

[silent gale]

sjt905

You were caught attempting to rob clover25_, and have been fined 0.

[cosmic basin]

/slut

[silent gale]

sjt905

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay 0

Reply #176

[cosmic basin]

/crime

[silent gale]

sjt905

You're caught helping the enemy. Pay 0

Reply #636157

[cosmic basin]

/work

[silent gale]

sjt905

You host a fine wine tasting event and get 71

Reply #636087

[celest yacht]

Bro

That's sad

[cosmic basin]

Well I'm shit out of luck

Lmao

[celest yacht]

/work

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of 79

Reply #636378

[celest yacht]

/slut

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain 255!

Reply #636487

[celest yacht]

/crime

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined 336

Reply #636113

[cosmic basin]

Wait always do work last

Ok

[celest yacht]

Ok

[cosmic basin]

So you don't lose money

[cosmic basin]

/slut

[silent gale]

sjt905

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in 297

Reply #80

[cosmic basin]

/crime

[silent gale]

sjt905

You went to rob a bank and failed miserably, although you did escape the cops and made it back to your apartment. You found 543 on the ground in the parking lot.

Reply #636497

[cosmic basin]

Dman

/rob 770370208250069033

[silent gale]

sjt905

You were caught attempting to rob clover25_, and have been fined 499.

[cosmic basin]

Fuck

/work

[silent gale]

sjt905

You work as the namer of clouds and earn 83

Reply #8

[frozen igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

sarahscribbles

You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make 90 for spreading joy and happiness.

Reply #4910394

[frozen igloo]

/slut

[silent gale]

sarahscribbles

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you 339 for your services.

Reply #636297

[frozen igloo]

/rob 770370208250069033

[silent gale]

sarahscribbles

You were caught attempting to rob clover25_, and have been fined 289.

[celest dust]

/work

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed 65.

Reply #636078

[celest dust]

/crime

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You killed a man and liked it, you got 537

Reply #636213

[celest dust]

/slut

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you 195!

Reply #635894

[celest dust]

Holy

[cosmic basin]

/slut

[silent gale]

sjt905

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 106 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[cosmic basin]

/crime

[silent gale]

sjt905

While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined 106

Reply #636091

[cosmic basin]

/work

[silent gale]

sjt905

You work as a dumpster diver and earn 69

Reply #61

[cosmic basin]

/rob @glossy oyster

[silent gale]

sjt905

You were caught attempting to rob akkotheinfinity6083, and have been fined 69.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 66!

Reply #636413

[ripe badger]

/rob brodytheone_yeet

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You attempted to rob brodytheone_yeet, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[outer lava]

/work

[silent gale]

chatnum2

You get a commission request, the payment is 53.

Reply #636379

[outer lava]

/crime

[silent gale]

chatnum2

You get caught kicking puppies and get fined 258

Reply #636229

[outer lava]

oh

/work

[silent gale]

chatnum2

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 20 seconds.

[twin leaf]

/work

[silent gale]

jahoopleijahchong4439

You take your dog for a walk and gain 94

Reply #636388

[wintry dock]

/slut

[silent gale]

hpmonkey

You have a good night out and earn 352.

Reply #635940

[wintry dock]

/crime

[silent gale]

hpmonkey

You kidnap a bride and take her hostage for 354

Reply #83

[wintry dock]

Hehehehehe

No honest work over here

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received 62 from your peers.

Reply #636056

[twin leaf]

/work

[silent gale]

jahoopleijahchong4439

You work as a streamer and gain 93 from donations

Reply #635918

[twin leaf]

/crime

[silent gale]

jahoopleijahchong4439

You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined 405

Reply #636111

[twin leaf]

/crime

[silent gale]

jahoopleijahchong4439

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.

[twin leaf]

/slit

/slut

[silent gale]

jahoopleijahchong4439

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up 347

Reply #7034

[twin leaf]

Hee hee heee

/rob @outer lava

[silent gale]

jahoopleijahchong4439

You've been fined 305 for trying to rob a poor person.

[twin leaf]

You jeard it. Youre poor

[ripe badger]

/rob @twin leaf

[silent gale]

azent.

You attempted to rob jahoopleijahchong4439, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[ripe badger]

DUCK

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

Just take the 59 and go...

Reply #636322

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thealuadoremus

You work as a comedian and earn 78

Reply #29

[cosmic island]

/work

[silent gale]

._doctorraven_.

You work all day at the factory 94

Reply #636549

[cosmic island]

/slut