back-room

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You cannot be a slut for 31 minutes and 40 seconds.

[sterile kestrel]

/rob nuketownjay

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You were caught attempting to rob nuketownjay, and have been fined 534.

[sterile kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn 58.

Reply #636451

[sterile kestrel]

/slut

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 54 seconds.

[sterile kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned 92!

Reply #636488

[sterile kestrel]

/slut

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of 316!

Reply #635946

[sterile kestrel]

/crime

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You were caught spray painting "free hugs" on a building and have been fined 306.

Reply #4910495

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay 0 in legal fees trying to clear your name

Reply #636276

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You take it up the ass for 117

Reply #635945

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid 87!

Reply #635874

[sick vapor]

/rob 463819325053206548

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You robbed 3,033 from kaiyadabria.

[celest dust]

/work

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You work all day at the factory 78

Reply #636549

[celest dust]

/crime

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You successfully take furniture from the furniture store and sell it online for 360!

Reply #636315

[celest dust]

/rob 392016516046127116

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You robbed 149 from avidcountrymusicfan.

[celest dust]

AHA!!

/slut

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you 223

Reply #636002

[celest dust]

Fuck.

[rain lynx]

/work

[silent gale]

gayyyy14

While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found 73!

Reply #636550

[rain lynx]

/crime

[silent gale]

gayyyy14

You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined 254 for messing with the wrong dolphin!

Reply #635927

[rain lynx]

/slut

[silent gale]

gayyyy14

You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined 0

Reply #635985

[rain lynx]

/bal

/rob 266042073315016714

[silent gale]

gayyyy14

You robbed 51 from censoredscreaming.

[rain lynx]

/use revolver

[sterile kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You work as a water slide tester and earn 94

Reply #50

[sterile kestrel]

/slut

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra 196.

Reply #636068

[sterile kestrel]

/crime

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You dabbed. 468 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you

Reply #636400

[sterile kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You work as a professional sleeper and earn 66

Reply #42

[celest dust]

/work

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of 87 😃

Reply #636401

[celest dust]

/rob 392016516046127116

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 17 minutes and 17 seconds.

[celest dust]

/crime

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You steal your neighbour's garden gnome and sell it on eBay for 594

Reply #4910479

[sterile kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid 89 for moving traffic cones on the road.

Reply #4910409

[sterile kestrel]

/slut

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You are weirdly good with your hands, have 395

Reply #636555

[sterile kestrel]

/crime

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed 633

Reply #636033

[sterile kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You work as a director of sand bags and earn 57

Reply #12

[celest dust]

/work

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed 81.

Reply #636078

[celest dust]

/crime

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You cannot commit a crime for 4 minutes and 45 seconds.

[celest dust]

/rob Hanz

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - hanz6615
2 - jbrosefer
3 - hanzelnut26
4 - hanzla_ekf
5 - jushanzo
6 - chefhanzosupreme
7 - hanzo_sama15
8 - hanzohasashi4373
9 - hanzoorboiledpringles
10 - hanzo_hakashi

[celest dust]

/rob Hanz6615

[silent gale]

Cancelled command.

brodytheone_yeet

You were caught attempting to rob hanz6615, and have been fined 514.

[celest dust]

X

..

Fuck

Now I need to make that money back

/crime

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You cannot commit a crime for 3 minutes and 56 seconds.

[fallen adder]

/crime

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined 0.

Reply #4910545

[fallen adder]

/slut

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some 302

Reply #635966

[fallen adder]

/work

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You work as a professional snuggler and earn 88

Reply #5

[sterile kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you 61.

Reply #636482

[sterile kestrel]

/slut

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you 352.

Reply #636367

[sterile kestrel]

/crime

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined 649

Reply #635995

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

The local street gang pays you 691 after helping them beat an innocent citizen

Reply #636172

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost 141

Reply #635925

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You work as an ear cleaner and earn 83

Reply #44

[sterile kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn 55

Reply #59

[sterile kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You work as the namer of clouds and earn 95

Reply #8

[celest dust]

/work

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn 72

Reply #46

[celest dust]

/rob :3

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - scenepunkz
2 - lrcrat
3 - vagabund_samurai
4 - kylie._.3
5 - caramelldansen.xp

[celest dust]

/rob scenepunkz

[silent gale]

Cancelled command.

brodytheone_yeet

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 43 minutes and 4 seconds.

[celest dust]

Oh

/crime

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant 500

Reply #635969

[celest dust]

.

In my purse..

Im a dude

You bum.

[sterile kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid 80 for streaming it online.

Reply #4910427

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you 604 in sheer terror.

Reply #635963

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you 349

Reply #635974

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for 55.

Reply #636556

[sick vapor]

/rob 669202159010840596

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You robbed 2,840 from desperadoscres.

[sick vapor]

Ching ching ching 💸✨️

[sterile kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for 77.

Reply #636512

[sterile kestrel]

/rob w.w.8800

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You were caught attempting to rob w.w.8800, and have been fined 323.

[sick vapor]

Lmao

[restive horizon]

/work

[silent gale]

theonlyicy_

You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is 59

Reply #636014

[restive horizon]

/crime

[silent gale]

theonlyicy_

You break into a toy store and steal all the teddy bears, selling them on the black market for 333

Reply #4910476

[restive horizon]

/slut

[silent gale]

theonlyicy_

Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined 150.

Reply #635909

[celest dust]

/work

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make 54 for your skills in temporal navigation.

Reply #4910392

[celest dust]

/crime

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You steal change from the homeless. You got 640

Reply #636051

[celest dust]

/rob 669202159010840596

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You were caught attempting to rob desperadoscres, and have been fined 399.

[celest dust]

Fuck.

[celest dust]

/work

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 64

Reply #75

[celest dust]

/rob 669202159010840596

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 20 minutes.

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You hack into the mainframe, getting 475 in the process

Reply #636381

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined 105

Reply #168

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive 54

Reply #636351

[sick vapor]

/rob 332633336381964288

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 5 minutes and 15 seconds.

[celest dust]

/work

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You work as a professional tea taster and earn 87 for tasting different types of tea.

Reply #4910410

[sick vapor]

/rob 332633336381964288

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You were caught attempting to rob jaegerboo, and have been fined 0.

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make 81 for your therapeutic skills.

Reply #4910396

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot commit a crime for 31 minutes and 36 seconds.

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You were caught driving a car with expired license plates and have been fined 81.

Reply #4910493

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

An adult video site pays you 324 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

Reply #55469

[celest yacht]

/work

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You work as a children's toy tester and earn 67

Reply #47

[celest yacht]

/slut

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you 209 for the night.

Reply #636471

[celest dust]

/crime

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you 664

Reply #838233

[celest dust]

…

/work

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You work hard all day and your boss pays you 100 after the pizzeria closes down.

Reply #636352

[celest yacht]

/work

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid 68 for sorting jelly beans by color.

Reply #4910414

[celest yacht]

Gotta get some moneh

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with 67

Reply #636439

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you 277 of stolen merchandise

Reply #636272

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 140.

Reply #636054

[ripe badger]

That kind of work aren't very bad

Lmfao

[celest yacht]

/work

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for 66

Reply #636460

[celest yacht]

/slut

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 44 seconds.

[celest yacht]

/slut

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you 311 as a punishment because there's kids watching.

Reply #636355

[celest yacht]

/work

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found 98

Reply #636554

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You steal 555 from a child and (narrowly) escape.

Reply #636340

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for 119.

Reply #636452

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make 65 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

Reply #4910404

[sick vapor]

/rob 783660164099473419

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You robbed 2,893 from w.w.8800.

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You bought and sold items and profited 65

Reply #636437

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You milk your videos with clickbait and giveaway-videos, earning 263

Reply #636043

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You have a good night out and earn 371.

Reply #635940

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot work for 1 minute and 4 seconds.

[supple marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

foxfire914

You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make 50 for your skills in temporal navigation.

Reply #4910392

[supple marlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

foxfire914

You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay 50 to fix your leg

Reply #636011

[supple marlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

foxfire914

You do a heist on the EU bank for 530

Reply #636155

[supple marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

foxfire914

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 11 seconds.

[supple marlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

foxfire914

You cannot be a slut for 53 minutes and 18 seconds.

[supple marlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

foxfire914

You cannot commit a crime for 53 minutes and 19 seconds.

[broken ravine]

/crime

[silent gale]

.moose_.16.6.67

You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined 366

Reply #636371

[broken ravine]

/work

[silent gale]

.moose_.16.6.67

You eat bananas for a living and get 61

Reply #636535

[broken ravine]

/slut

[silent gale]

.moose_.16.6.67

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned 348.

Reply #55468

[supple marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

foxfire914

You work as a Penguinologist and earn 71

Reply #636079

[woven kayak]

/work

[silent gale]

legalise.cannibalism

You help clean up the local theater. You find 72 strewn about between the seats!

Reply #636507

[woven kayak]

/crime

[silent gale]

legalise.cannibalism

You were fined 272 for slacking in school!

Reply #636221

[woven kayak]

oopsie

/slut

[silent gale]

legalise.cannibalism

You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you 191.

Reply #636404

[supple marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

foxfire914

You work as the president and earn 54

Reply #65

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You trespassed onto private property and have been fined 0.

Reply #4910538

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You work at the strip club and earn 257.

Reply #636529

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

A sudden gust of wind blows 62 in your direction.

Reply #636383

[sick vapor]

/rob 332633336381964288

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You robbed 2,788 from jaegerboo.

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You work as a professional snail racer and win 87

Reply #636077

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot commit a crime for 13 minutes and 48 seconds.

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

accid1e

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain 85

Reply #635919

[sterile kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You repair the lights and receive 82

Reply #636339

[sterile kestrel]

/slut

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You work as a cunning linguist and earn 345

Reply #28

[sterile kestrel]

/crime

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined 613.

Reply #636253

[sterile kestrel]

/rob botfightin

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You were caught attempting to rob botfightin, and have been fined 632.

[old flax]

/rob nuketownjay

[silent gale]

accid1e

You were caught attempting to rob nuketownjay, and have been fined 510.

[old flax]

sigh

[sterile kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved 60!

Reply #636278

[sick vapor]

/rob 706160694952984596

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You robbed 2,788 from viperonrr.

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was 315

Reply #636464

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 53

Reply #36

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You earn 162 for giving some succ (the good kind)

Reply #635878

[sterile kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 50

Reply #7083

[sterile kestrel]

/slut

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay 173 to get it repaired.

Reply #636005

[sterile kestrel]

/crime

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay 648 or go to jail.

Reply #636495

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot commit a crime for 23 minutes and 23 seconds.

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for 86.

Reply #636303

[fallen adder]

/slut

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you 298 and maybe chlamydia.

Reply #636516

[fallen adder]

/work

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 84 for your hard work

Reply #838130

[fallen adder]

/crime

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took 462 from you and left.

Reply #636204

[sterile kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You battled and gained 89.

Reply #636473

[sterile kestrel]

/slut

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 49 seconds.

[haughty anvil]

/slut

[silent gale]

declan_gingsta

You are weirdly good with your hands, have 260

Reply #636555

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay 86 in legal fees trying to clear your name

Reply #636276

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay 0 for violating the stay-at-home order.

Reply #834630

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 92

Reply #17

[sick vapor]

/rob 690984403199066194

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 12 minutes and 3 seconds.

[hushed mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

cpl.kermit

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 94

Reply #636374

[hushed mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

cpl.kermit

You were caught stealing flowers from a public park and have been fined 287.

Reply #4910496

[hushed mirage]

/slut

[silent gale]

cpl.kermit

You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined 212

Reply #635985

[hushed mirage]

I hate my life

[sterile kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain 67 though.

Reply #636392

[sterile kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You work at a lamp store and earn 69

Reply #635947

[sterile kestrel]

/slut

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 321.

Reply #55467

[sterile kestrel]

/crime

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You attempted to divide by zero, destroying the world and losing 263 to restore your save file.

Reply #635926

[pallid surge]

/work

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make 70 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

Reply #636334

[pallid surge]

/slut

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You earn 261 for giving some succ (the good kind)

Reply #635878

miguelfelixgallardo

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 39 seconds.

[pallid surge]

/crime

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts 395 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.

Reply #635951

[sterile kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You clean the chimney and find 54.

Reply #636287

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

zomboid_lover

You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid 66 to dust off dinosaur fossils.

Reply #4910415

[ripe badger]

Yay

/work

[silent gale]

zomboid_lover

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 47 seconds.

[sterile kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved 85!

Reply #636278

[sterile kestrel]

/slut

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You cannot be a slut for 10 minutes and 33 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and 96.

Reply #636411

[signal frost]

/work

[silent gale]

farrellgaming23

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make 62.

Reply #635990

[signal frost]

/slut

[silent gale]

farrellgaming23

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you 380 on your way out of the locker room.

Reply #636320

[pallid surge]

/work

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid 89 for moving traffic cones on the road.

Reply #4910409

miguelfelixgallardo

You cannot be a slut for 17 minutes and 6 seconds.

[grave bloom]

huh

/work

[silent gale]

haztech010

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 80 to help fund the project!

Reply #636446

[grave bloom]

/dep all

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

miguelfelixgallardo

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - farrellgaming23
2 - _faza_
3 - .fazegabiyourmom
4 - fazetrixzhotz
5 - fazewalrus69
6 - faze_fently
7 - ghstrr
8 - faze_redemption4835
9 - faze_twixy2013
10 - fazedark5544

Cancelled command.

miguelfelixgallardo

You attempted to rob farrellgaming23, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[sterile kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned 91

Reply #635873

[sterile kestrel]

/slut

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay 116 to get it repaired.

Reply #636005

[sterile kestrel]

/crime

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

With a few others, you light up a Molotov and throw it at a shop. Somehow you find 509 on the way back.

Reply #636264

[grave bloom]

/crime

[silent gale]

haztech010

You hacked your parent's bank account and made 329.

Reply #635980

[grave bloom]

/rob Huthaifahh

[silent gale]

haztech010

You attempted to rob huthaifahh, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

miguelfelixgallardo

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 52 minutes.

[sick vapor]

/rob 690984403199066194

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You robbed 2,733 from ian_malcolm.

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find 55 worth of scrap.

Reply #636470

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a 374 fine!

Reply #636310

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for 171

Reply #636523

[mossy mauve]

/crime

[silent gale]

.jeigh.

You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a 0 fine!

Reply #635994

[mossy mauve]

/slutp

/slut

[silent gale]

.jeigh.

You work at the strip club and earn 105.

Reply #636529

[mossy mauve]

/rob @pallid surge

[silent gale]

.jeigh.

You were caught attempting to rob miguelfelixgallardo, and have been fined 105.

[pallid surge]

unlucky

[mossy mauve]

I feel like this game just fucking hates me 😭

[sterile kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You clean off the chairs and get paid 95

Reply #636336

[sterile kestrel]

/rob nuketownjay

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You were caught attempting to rob nuketownjay, and have been fined 266.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

zomboid_lover

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned 81.

Reply #636059

[sterile kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn 71

Reply #35

[sick vapor]

/rob 257978452865581056

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 24 minutes.

[frail pine]

/crime

[silent gale]

snoopdoggy469

You rob a liquor store for 283

Reply #636499

[frail pine]

/work

[silent gale]

snoopdoggy469

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you 96.

Reply #636369

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

accid1e

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned 83. Good job!

Reply #636279

[frail pine]

/slut

[silent gale]

snoopdoggy469

You rake in 128, but your butthole will never be the same...

Reply #635984

[old flax]

/crime

[silent gale]

accid1e

During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost 481

Reply #636092

[old flax]

ffs

/slut

[silent gale]

accid1e

You rake in 167, but your butthole will never be the same...

Reply #635984

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

zomboid_lover

You develop games for a living and earn 97.

Reply #636041

[ripe badger]

Yay

/rob 257978452865581056

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You were caught attempting to rob nuketownjay, and have been fined 436.

[ripe badger]

Oof

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn 96

Reply #59

[ripe badger]

/crime

[azure marten]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined 440

Reply #636109

pvtsmith18

You work hard all day and your boss pays you 77 after the pizzeria closes down.

Reply #636352

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You get 314 through donations on your cam stream.

Reply #636502

[azure marten]

/slut

[silent gale]

pvtsmith18

Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of 197!

Reply #636331

[azure marten]

/crime

[silent gale]

pvtsmith18

You went to rob a bank and failed miserably, although you did escape the cops and made it back to your apartment. You found 374 on the ground in the parking lot.

Reply #636497

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

zomboid_lover

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn 336

Reply #82

[waxen vigil]

/work

[silent gale]

suryoye.

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of 69

Reply #636378

[waxen vigil]

/crime

[silent gale]

suryoye.

On Highway 9 you come across a courier heading to New Tulsa. You have a small conversation and figure out he is transporting a shipment of scavenged poker chips. Filled with greed you put a bullet in his gut and loot the package. When returning to New Tulsa you sneak the chips into the Hard Rock and cash them in for 621. No one found out... thank God.

Reply #636456

[waxen vigil]

/slut

[silent gale]

suryoye.

Your friend pays you 384 for you to worship her feet

Reply #636061

[sterile kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You work as an elephant dresser and earn 68

Reply #43

[sterile kestrel]

/slut

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 398 and a real sore hangover.

Reply #636262

[sterile kestrel]

/crime

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you 473 in payment for a cleaner.

Reply #636387

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

zomboid_lover

You rob a convenience store for 393

Reply #636126

[ripe badger]

Yes sir

[waxen vigil]

/work

[silent gale]

suryoye.

You get a commission request, the payment is 74.

Reply #636379

[waxen vigil]

/crime

[silent gale]

suryoye.

You cannot commit a crime for 44 minutes and 25 seconds.

[waxen vigil]

/slut

[silent gale]

suryoye.

You cannot be a slut for 44 minutes and 28 seconds.

[waxen vigil]

/worl

/work

[silent gale]

suryoye.

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 29 seconds.

[pallid surge]

/rob suryoye

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 25 minutes and 50 seconds.

[winged dock]

/work

[silent gale]

gorilla_warning1

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 92.

Reply #636058

[winged dock]

/rob suryoye

[silent gale]

gorilla_warning1

You were caught attempting to rob suryoye., and have been fined 292.

[winged dock]

/rob suryoye

/rob suryoye

[silent gale]

gorilla_warning1

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

[winged dock]

/slut

[silent gale]

gorilla_warning1

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for 101... yikes

Reply #635967

[winged dock]

/crime

[silent gale]

gorilla_warning1

You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost 101

Reply #636376

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You worked and gained 74

Reply #636440

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You cannot commit a crime for 10 minutes and 43 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You cannot be a slut for 10 minutes and 48 seconds.

[sterile kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn 98

Reply #62

[sterile kestrel]

/slut

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You cannot be a slut for 8 minutes and 7 seconds.

[celest dust]

/work

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of 88 off your new game.

Reply #55463

[celest dust]

/crime

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You steal a stop sign and sell it to a driver's education program for 400

Reply #4910477

[celest dust]

OOO

[stone mason]

/work

[silent gale]

lomashalexander

You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make 61.

Reply #4910437

[stone mason]

/slut

[silent gale]

lomashalexander

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for 108.

Reply #636452

[stone mason]

/crime

[silent gale]

lomashalexander

You hack into a celebrity's social media account and sell access to it for 328.

Reply #4910522

[sterile kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You did some social work for a good cause ! You received 96 for your contributions !

Reply #636321

[sterile kestrel]

/slut

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost 328

Reply #635925

[sterile kestrel]

/crime

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined 537

Reply #636237

[calm rock]

/work

[silent gale]

twix140

You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make 96 for your therapeutic skills.

Reply #4910396

[pallid surge]

/work

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You participate in a scientific study and earn 65 for your time and effort.

Reply #4910429

[pallid surge]

/slut

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned 310

Reply #636089

[sterile kestrel]

/crime

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You cannot commit a crime for 9 minutes and 35 seconds.

[sterile kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 77 for it!

Reply #636559

[silent gale]

saad_63870

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some 141

Reply #635966

saad_63870

You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined 480.

Reply #4910503

saad_63870

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain 80 though.

Reply #636392

[ripe badger]

/dep all

Ups

/crime

[silent gale]

zomboid_lover

It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of 418 during the escape home. Better luck next time.

Reply #636427

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

zomboid_lover

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 172.

Reply #636054

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

zomboid_lover

You cannot commit a crime for 52 minutes and 55 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

zomboid_lover

You take your cat for a walk and gain 97

Reply #636389

[sterile kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You work as a vibration consultant and earn 89

Reply #53

[sterile kestrel]

/slut

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 386 for your hard work.

Reply #636052

[sterile kestrel]

/crime

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You start up a detective service for a few days, but when you finally get business you end up robbing your client for 422.

Reply #636174

[supple marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

foxfire914

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's 75.

Reply #636071

[supple marlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

foxfire914

You managed to steal iPhone X and sold it for 528

Reply #636239

[supple marlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

foxfire914

You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay 110 to fix your leg

Reply #636011

[supple marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

foxfire914

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you 70.

Reply #636482

[supple marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

foxfire914

You work as a director of sand bags and earn 68

Reply #12

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

zomboid_lover

You steal a guard's radio and sell it for parts, and receive 376.

Reply #636211

[ripe badger]

Whooo

[orchid field]

/slut

[silent gale]

uncagedtommy420

You take it up the ass for 258

Reply #635945

[orchid field]

/crime

[silent gale]

uncagedtommy420

You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost 458

Reply #635876

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

zomboid_lover

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned 102

Reply #636089

[orchid field]

/work

[silent gale]

uncagedtommy420

You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make 99.

Reply #4910434

[ripe badger]

/work

[orchid field]

/slut

[silent gale]

zomboid_lover

You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn 58 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.

Reply #4910408

uncagedtommy420

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 30 seconds.

[orchid field]

/work

[silent gale]

uncagedtommy420

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 31 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

zomboid_lover

You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 9 seconds.

[celest dust]

/work

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 62 for helping them out.

Reply #636491

[celest dust]

/crime

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate 669 from you.

Reply #636426

[celest dust]

.

What

The

Fuck

/slut

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in 315

Reply #80

[celest dust]

Oop

[ripe badger]

/rob FoxFire914

[silent gale]

zomboid_lover

You attempted to rob foxfire914, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[ripe badger]

😅

[supple marlin]

HA

lmao that’s why i never keep any cash

[celest dust]

/rob butcher

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - .schiz0
2 - butcher8528
3 - butcher3824
4 - butcher7259
5 - .butcherbaby
6 - butcherthebaker2508

[supple marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

foxfire914

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of 74 anyway.

Reply #636409

[celest dust]

/rob schiz0

[silent gale]

Cancelled command.

brodytheone_yeet

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[supple marlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

foxfire914

After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined 632 but you really don't remember.

Reply #636449

[supple marlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

foxfire914

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for 115... yikes

Reply #635967

[celest dust]

/rob FoxFire914

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You attempted to rob foxfire914, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[celest dust]

😂

[pallid surge]

/work

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you 69.

Reply #636283

[pallid surge]

/slut

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You rake in 347, but your butthole will never be the same...

Reply #635984

[pallid surge]

/crime

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined 685

Reply #636183

[pallid surge]

/rob uncagedtommy420

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You attempted to rob uncagedtommy420, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[supple marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

foxfire914

You take your dog for a walk and gain 59

Reply #636388

[supple marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

foxfire914

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for 100

Reply #636460

[supple marlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

foxfire914

You cannot be a slut for 26 minutes and 15 seconds.

[supple marlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

foxfire914

You cannot commit a crime for 26 minutes and 3 seconds.

[supple marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

foxfire914

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn 70.

Reply #636412

[orchid field]

/WORK

[silent gale]

uncagedtommy420

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned 53

Reply #635873

[orchid field]

/CRIME

[silent gale]

uncagedtommy420

You've been asked to steal the last tiramisu from the kitchen, you got 580 for a job well done.

Reply #635971

[orchid field]

/SLUT

[silent gale]

uncagedtommy420

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with 173.

Reply #636368

[supple marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

foxfire914

You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make 77 for spreading joy and happiness.

Reply #4910394

[supple marlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

foxfire914

You cannot commit a crime for 2 minutes and 17 seconds.

[supple marlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

foxfire914

You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 19 seconds.

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You entered the Royal Palace and stole a precious diamond. You then sold it for 316

Reply #636154

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned 158

Reply #838124

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You work as the head of potatoes and earn 72

Reply #13

[sick vapor]

/rob 257978452865581056

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You robbed 2,729 from moco_mangler.

[sterile kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's 75.

Reply #636071

[sterile kestrel]

/slut

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You shake what your momma gave you for 210.

Reply #636544

[sterile kestrel]

/crime

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You managed to steal iPhone X and sold it for 524

Reply #636239

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 100.

Reply #636406

[sterile kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 91!

Reply #636413

[sterile kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 66

Reply #19

[sterile kestrel]

/crime

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You cannot commit a crime for 3 minutes and 10 seconds.

[sterile kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn 96

Reply #73

[sterile kestrel]

/slut

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned 101

Reply #636089

[sterile kestrel]

/crime

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You rob a wild bank and manage to steal 411

Reply #89

[full sun]

/slut

[silent gale]

anilatorofholes

You earned 172 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

Reply #636027

[full sun]

/slut

[silent gale]

anilatorofholes

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.

[full sun]

/slut

[silent gale]

anilatorofholes

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 44 seconds.

[full sun]

/slut

[silent gale]

anilatorofholes

You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 57 seconds.

[full sun]

😔

[silk sluice]

/crime

[silent gale]

._instant_.

You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined 267 and lost all your toilet paper.

Reply #834285

[silk sluice]

/work

[silent gale]

._instant_.

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make 61.

Reply #635990

[silk sluice]

/slut

[silent gale]

._instant_.

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some 126

Reply #635966

[silk sluice]

/rob 257978452865581056

[silent gale]

._instant_.

You robbed 536 from moco_mangler.

[celest yacht]

/work

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make 76.

Reply #4910428

[celest yacht]

/dep

/slut

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined 108

Reply #167

[celest yacht]

Fuck

[silk sluice]

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay 0 back as restitution.

Reply #636108

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of 311!

Reply #635946

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn 100 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.

Reply #4910408

[sick vapor]

/rob 942887867988967455

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You robbed 2,717 from __beerg.

[supple marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

foxfire914

You work as a professional snail racer and win 86

Reply #636077

[supple marlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

foxfire914

You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you 450

Reply #636104

[supple marlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

foxfire914

You post nudes on the internet for 309

Reply #636120

[celest dust]

/work

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 67

Reply #635952

[celest dust]

/crime

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined 389.

Reply #4910502

[celest dust]

.

/slut

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you 264 for the good time.

Reply #635911

[celest dust]

Aha!!!!!!!

MONEY

/rob beware

[silent gale]

brodytheone_yeet

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - bewxre
2 - bewaremypower
3 - bewareofwolfpup3889

[celest dust]

/rob bewxre

[silent gale]

Cancelled command.

brodytheone_yeet

You were caught attempting to rob bewxre, and have been fined 264.

[celest dust]

.

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid 83 for doing it

Reply #636462

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot commit a crime for 27 minutes and 18 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thevectorstatic

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn 73

Reply #635988

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

thevectorstatic

You steal a painting of a mustached man and sell it for 697.

Reply #636208

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

thevectorstatic

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you 256 for your services.

Reply #636297

[ripe badger]

/rob brodytheone_yeet

[silent gale]

thevectorstatic

You've been fined 385 for trying to rob a poor person.

[ripe badger]

Poor ahh

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You work as an ear cleaner and earn 81

Reply #44

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot commit a crime for 15 minutes and 19 seconds.

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts 539 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.

Reply #635951

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You work at the strip club and earn 348.

Reply #636529

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You battled and gained 73.

Reply #636473

[cosmic basin]

/work

[silent gale]

sjt905

You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you 70.

Reply #636283

[cosmic basin]

/work

[silent gale]

sjt905

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 42 seconds.

[cosmic basin]

/crime

[silent gale]

sjt905

Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined 270

Reply #635959

[cosmic basin]

Shit

Ok I see

/slut in

[silent gale]

sjt905

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 108 to fuck the girls inside.

Reply #636365

[cosmic basin]

/rob 490707388391882753

[silent gale]

sjt905

You were caught attempting to rob deleted_user_f975fefb6a97, and have been fined 108.

[sick vapor]

Damn lol

[cosmic basin]

Was tht a troll

[sick vapor]

/rob 490707388391882753

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob) whilst betting.

[cosmic basin]

/rob 1

[silent gale]

sjt905

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - demon0081
2 - rx8n
3 - pclover243
4 - cyphix7937
5 - krabovsky
6 - alwayssunny_ette
7 - _see_you_werewolf
8 - 19009099900
9 - denizcaylak
10 - nikk7534

[sick vapor]

For me work all the time

[cosmic basin]

10

[silent gale]

sjt905

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

[cosmic basin]

It says deleted user

[sick vapor]

Even better

[cosmic basin]

1 hr Is wild

[sick vapor]

It's just his nickname

[cosmic basin]

2 hrs

[sick vapor]

Yeah, we must be patient for that

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot work for 53 seconds.

[cosmic basin]

/slut in

[silent gale]

sjt905

You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 31 seconds.

[cosmic basin]

/work

[silent gale]

sjt905

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 44 seconds.

[sick vapor]

Not slut in, but just slut

[cosmic basin]

/slut

[silent gale]

sjt905

You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 9 seconds.

[cosmic basin]

Wtf why time so up there

/crime

[silent gale]

sjt905

You cannot commit a crime for 53 minutes and 1 second.

[cosmic basin]

Wow

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot commit a crime for 38 minutes and 42 seconds.

[celest yacht]

/work

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid 54 for it.

Reply #636518

[celest yacht]

/crime

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You steal your neighbours cat and sell it for 419

Reply #636176

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thevectorstatic

You found 74 on the floor.

Reply #636294

[supple marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

foxfire914

You work all day at the factory 72

Reply #636549

[supple marlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

foxfire914

You stole a Mi-24 Helicopter and sold it for 339 on the market

Reply #636514

[supple marlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

foxfire914

Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes 230, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.

Reply #636265

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot commit a crime for 57 seconds.

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid 83 and given a bottle of wine.

Reply #636483

[celest yacht]

/work

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You work as a professional snuggler and earn 75

Reply #5

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You travel back in time to before the Gold Rush began and take all the gold. You travel back to the present and trade it in for 625.

Reply #636545

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some 314

Reply #635966

[celest yacht]

/work

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You work in Greggs and earn 74

Reply #635899

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.

[celest yacht]

/work

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 37 seconds.

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you 80 for your work.

Reply #636481

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot commit a crime for 45 minutes and 47 seconds.

[celest yacht]

/slut

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You work at the strip club and earn 280.

Reply #636529

[celest yacht]

/work

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You worked hard at Burger King and earned 83

Reply #636534

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You gave yourself 58 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

Reply #636480

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot commit a crime for 28 minutes and 12 seconds.

[celest yacht]

/work

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 5 seconds.

[celest yacht]

/crime

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You hacked a bank and stole 423

Reply #636242

[celest yacht]

/work

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You develop games for a living and earn 78.

Reply #636041

[celest yacht]

/slut

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You cannot be a slut for 45 minutes and 32 seconds.

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot commit a crime for 11 minutes and 30 seconds.

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You sold fish sandwiches and earned 50 in profits

Reply #838133

[sick vapor]

/rob 490707388391882753

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You were caught attempting to rob deleted_user_f975fefb6a97, and have been fined 583.

[sick vapor]

Dang it

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot be a slut for 3 minutes and 39 seconds.

[elder panther]

/slut

[silent gale]

kingsyk

You become a pimp and earn 130!

Reply #636344

[celest yacht]

/work

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you 92 for the hard work

Reply #838245

[celest yacht]

)slut

/slut

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 40 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thevectorstatic

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make 90.

Reply #635990

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

thevectorstatic

You rob the bank and obtain 385! Hell yes.

Reply #636198

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

thevectorstatic

You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of 141

Reply #636070

[celest yacht]

Big man eh

You got some moneh for me boah

[ripe badger]

You poor?

[celest yacht]

Oh very

[ripe badger]

Just work

[celest yacht]

/work

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 13 seconds.

[ripe badger]

[celest yacht]

Cool down

I need some moneh

[ripe badger]

/rob foxfire914

[silent gale]

thevectorstatic

You attempted to rob foxfire914, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[ripe badger]

[celest yacht]

/rob thevectorstatic

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You attempted to rob thevectorstatic, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[celest yacht]

Tf

All man

[ripe badger]

Nuh uh

My moneh

[celest yacht]

Ill get you next time boy

[ripe badger]

Next time imma spank u in the butt for trying to rob me

[celest yacht]

I got my eye on you

[ripe badger]

[celest yacht]

I seen yo name in our kedger

[ripe badger]

sure

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You work as a human statue and earn 98

Reply #58

[ripe badger]

C'mon stop being an crybaby

Lmao

Gonna do that for ya once

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You work as a cunning linguist and earn 116

Reply #28

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for 214

Reply #636178

[sick vapor]

Fuckin shit

[frozen citrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

aaro1__89678

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather 171 in total.

Reply #636069

[celest yacht]

Haha

[frozen citrus]

/work

[silent gale]

aaro1__89678

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and 55. Good job.

Reply #636285

[frozen citrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

aaro1__89678

You got caught spray painting graffiti on a public building and have been fined 226.

Reply #4910531

[frozen citrus]

DANG IT

[ripe badger]

[celest yacht]

/slut

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You cannot be a slut for 19 minutes and 14 seconds.

[celest yacht]

/work

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You cannot work for 21 seconds.

[celest yacht]

/crime

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You cannot commit a crime for 33 minutes and 19 seconds.

[sick vapor]

So the right step is, crime and slut first, rob someone and work

[celest yacht]

God

[sick vapor]

This works like 80% for me

/rob 490707388391882753

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 45 minutes.

[ripe badger]

Hanzie choosing the next victim

To rob

[sick vapor]

Gotta do something for living

[ripe badger]

Imma gonna rob Lilith and pert for fun

Vanda is always poor

/work

[silent gale]

thevectorstatic

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth 99.

Reply #636553

[celest yacht]

/work

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you 50 when you got back home

Reply #636513

[celest yacht]

/slut

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 12 seconds.

[supple marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

foxfire914

You work as a parkour specialist and earn 81

Reply #9

[supple marlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

foxfire914

Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost 622.

Reply #635961

[supple marlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

foxfire914

You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined 356

Reply #635985

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You worked and gained 80

Reply #636440

[sick vapor]

The simplest description i've ever seen

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot work for 11 seconds.

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You work at a lamp store and earn 76

Reply #635947

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot work for 58 seconds.

[celest yacht]

Nah a lamp store is wild

/work

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for 100.

Reply #636303

[supple marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

foxfire914

You help clean up the local theater. You find 90 strewn about between the seats!

Reply #636507

[light inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

goldenholden56

You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make 81.

Reply #4910428

[light inlet]

/slut

[silent gale]

goldenholden56

You get 182 through donations on your cam stream.

Reply #636502

[light inlet]

/crime

[silent gale]

goldenholden56

Your public indecency paid off and you got 506

Reply #635958

[celest yacht]

/slut

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of 228!

Reply #635946

[celest yacht]

/crime

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined 457

Reply #636106

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot commit a crime for 16 minutes and 29 seconds.

[sick vapor]

LMAO

457 fine lol

/rob 490707388391882753

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 2 minutes.

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get 72

Reply #636083

[celest yacht]

I'm broke now

/work

[silent gale]

spinxxnova

You found 76 lying on the floor in General Chat!

Reply #636543

[sick vapor]

Me too man

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot commit a crime for 13 minutes and 4 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

zomboid_lover

You hack into the mainframe, getting 625 in the process

Reply #636381

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

zomboid_lover

You get 200 through donations on your cam stream.

Reply #636502

[ripe badger]

Damn

[supple marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

foxfire914

You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make 91.

Reply #4910437

[supple marlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

foxfire914

You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined 498

Reply #636244

[supple marlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

foxfire914

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn 251

Reply #635949

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

thevectorstatic

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make 63.

Reply #635990

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

thevectorstatic

You steal a famous musician's guitar and sell it to a fan for 633

Reply #4910484

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

thevectorstatic

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find 312 on the way back to your ship.

Reply #635881

[ripe badger]

/rob perturbabe

[silent gale]

thevectorstatic

You were caught attempting to rob perturbabe, and have been fined 629.

[ripe badger]

Ugh

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

accid1e

You work as a professional wine taster and earn 73.

Reply #636066

[old flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

accid1e

You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes 363 from you.

Reply #636558

[old flax]

/crime

[silent gale]

accid1e

Local crime lords remember you still owe a debt to them. You are robbed at gunpoint and lose 292.

Reply #636252

[old flax]

sigh

[robust trellis]

/work

[silent gale]

something.mp3

You battled and gained 64.

Reply #636473

[robust trellis]

/slut

[silent gale]

something.mp3

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw 130 at you.

Reply #636455

[robust trellis]

/crime

[silent gale]

something.mp3

You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for 352

Reply #635936

[sterile kestrel]

/work

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You work as an elephant dresser and earn 67

Reply #43

[sterile kestrel]

/slut

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 394 in order to keep quiet about it.

Reply #636040

[sterile kestrel]

/crime

[silent gale]

huthaifahh

You were caught shoplifting a bag of chips and have been fined 365.

Reply #4910501

[elder lichen]

/crime

[silent gale]

piercehorton

You dabbed. 200 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you

Reply #636400

[elder lichen]

/balance

/crime

[silent gale]

piercehorton

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 42 seconds.

[elder lichen]

/slut

[silent gale]

piercehorton

You suck some toes and earn 318

Reply #636551

[elder lichen]

/work

[silent gale]

piercehorton

You work as a pet food taster and earn 66.

Reply #4910439

[latent belfry]

/work

[silent gale]

volpexyyy

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of 78 anyway.

Reply #636409

[latent belfry]

/slut

[silent gale]

volpexyyy

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw 250 at you.

Reply #636455

[latent belfry]

/crime

[silent gale]

volpexyyy

You were a hacker and stole Robux 336

Reply #636533

[pallid surge]

/work

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You host a fine wine tasting event and get 98

Reply #636087

[pallid surge]

/slut

[silent gale]

miguelfelixgallardo

You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined 118 to get it cured.

Reply #635884