back-room

[distant latch]

/beatup perturbabe

/beatup _vanda.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you 53.

Reply #636531

censoredscreaming

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make 67 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

Reply #4910403

[distant latch]

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as an elephant dresser and earn 77

Reply #43

censoredscreaming

You did some social work for a good cause ! You received 71 for your contributions !

Reply #636321

[distant latch]

ew

take that 71 back please

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive 94

Reply #636496

[summer spoke]

/work

[silent gale]

_zite_

You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make 79 for your dedication to dental hygiene.

Reply #4910399

[summer spoke]

/slut

[silent gale]

_zite_

You licked SpongeBob's feet for 293!

Reply #834979

[twilit niche]

/slut

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to 160.

Reply #636479

[toxic eagle]

/slut

[silent gale]

mr.unknown4.

You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost 200

Reply #636342

[toxic eagle]

/work

[silent gale]

mr.unknown4.

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned 90

Reply #635873

[toxic eagle]

/crime

[silent gale]

mr.unknown4.

You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined 90 for sexual assault

Reply #636197

[toxic eagle]

/slut

[silent gale]

mr.unknown4.

You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 26 seconds.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid 85 to dust off dinosaur fossils.

Reply #4910415

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn 53

Reply #69

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a model and earn 73

Reply #18

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn 78

Reply #32

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You take it up the ass for 218

Reply #635945

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You were caught using a stolen credit card to buy things online and have been fined 0.

Reply #4910507

[twilit niche]

Go to bed you freak

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 80!

Reply #636413

[patent wagon]

/work

[silent gale]

grim8405

You host a fine wine tasting event and get 92

Reply #636087

[patent wagon]

/slut

[silent gale]

grim8405

You licked SpongeBob's feet for 130!

Reply #834979

[rare pasture]

/slut

[silent gale]

m17bully

You worked as a sperm donor and earned 274

Reply #838098

[rare pasture]

/work

[silent gale]

m17bully

You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn 87 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.

Reply #4910408

[rare pasture]

/crime

[silent gale]

m17bully

You were caught in the act, and fined 578

Reply #636009

[rare pasture]

son of a bitch

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip 58.

Reply #635939

[fallen adder]

/crime

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined 402

Reply #636132

[fallen adder]

/work

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn 86

Reply #70

[fallen adder]

/slut

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You get paid 192 for crossdressing

Reply #635922

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You work as a bed warmer and earn 58

Reply #40

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You robbed the Grinch and happen to find something in his collection! You sell it for 389

Reply #636323

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of 143.

Reply #636547

[ripe badger]

/rob perturbabe

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You were caught attempting to rob perturbabe, and have been fined 468.

[ripe badger]

AGH

C'mon

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You work as an Irish dancer and earn 73

Reply #14

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You host a fine wine tasting event and get 91

Reply #636087

saad_63870

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn 343.

Reply #636527

saad_63870

On Highway 9 you come across a courier heading to New Tulsa. You have a small conversation and figure out he is transporting a shipment of scavenged poker chips. Filled with greed you put a bullet in his gut and loot the package. When returning to New Tulsa you sneak the chips into the Hard Rock and cash them in for 680. No one found out... thank God.

Reply #636456

saad_63870

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money 93

Reply #636431

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you 122 on your way out of the locker room.

Reply #636320

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got 0 taken away from you!

Reply #636223

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You did some social work for a good cause ! You received 75 for your contributions !

Reply #636321

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 81.

Reply #636057

saad_63870

You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you 203!

Reply #635894

saad_63870

You steal your neighbours cat and sell it for 355

Reply #636176

saad_63870

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 90.

Reply #636057

[feral leaf]

/work

[silent gale]

jerry_9.

You serve the customers and receive 93

Reply #636348

[feral leaf]

/crime

[silent gale]

jerry_9.

Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay 293 back as restitution.

Reply #636108

[feral leaf]

/slut

[silent gale]

jerry_9.

You managed to get with a famous actress for 319

Reply #635887

[feral leaf]

/bal

[violet bronze]

how this works

[hearty coral]

/work

[silent gale]

.5wx

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 73!

Reply #636413

[hearty coral]

/work

[silent gale]

.5wx

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.

[hearty coral]

@tranquil dirge here to work

/crime

[silent gale]

.5wx

Those weren't girl scout cookies, but hey you got 259

Reply #635957

[hearty coral]

/rob

[silent gale]

.5wx

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[hearty coral]

/rob perturbabe

[silent gale]

.5wx

You were caught attempting to rob perturbabe, and have been fined 324.

[hearty coral]

/slut

[silent gale]

.5wx

You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent 164 on medical bills.

Reply #636085

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a bounty hunter and earn 89

Reply #57

[twilit niche]

[hearty coral]

/work

[silent gale]

.5wx

You sell V-bucks and make 71!

Reply #636520

[hearty coral]

/crime

[silent gale]

.5wx

You cannot commit a crime for 45 minutes and 45 seconds.

[digital sandal]

/rob

[silent gale]

_vanda.

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You work as a professional cuddler and earn 68

Reply #33

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You were hired by a hitman to murder Flanders, you had to throw out your white shirt but you managed to rack up 300

Reply #636445

[digital sandal]

/rob .5wx

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You attempted to rob .5wx, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 70 stashed inside one of them.

Reply #6070

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make 94 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

Reply #4910405

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You cannot commit a crime for 29 minutes and 47 seconds.

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You licked SpongeBob's feet for 205!

Reply #834979

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive 67

Reply #636351

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you 57

Reply #636090

[tranquil dirge]

/CRIME

[silent gale]

saidsalimzade

You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined 200

Reply #636444

[tranquil dirge]

/work

[silent gale]

saidsalimzade

You got out of bed. Have 70

Reply #635934

[tranquil dirge]

/crime

[silent gale]

saidsalimzade

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 36 seconds.

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn 78

Reply #48

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 5 seconds.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you 85.

Reply #636531

[digital sandal]

/rob jerry_9.

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 10 minutes and 45 seconds.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid 60 for doing his job.

Reply #636484

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 97

Reply #636441

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You cannot work for 25 seconds.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You cannot work for 1 second.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a professional snail racer and win 86

Reply #636077

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make 72 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.

Reply #4910402

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You go down on that rich kid and earn 343

Reply #635900

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined 337.

Reply #635960

[digital sandal]

/rob jerry_9.

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You were caught attempting to rob jerry_9., and have been fined 645.

[digital sandal]

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 84

Reply #636441

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned 99

Reply #636469

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of 363.

Reply #635991

[ripe badger]

On a twinkie?!?!?!?

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you 78.

Reply #636369

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You cannot commit a crime for 16 minutes and 52 seconds.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid 92.

Reply #636508

[slow mountain]

/work

[silent gale]

_nok0_

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you 59, as it was originally their job

Reply #636304

_nok0_

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 42 seconds.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 59

Reply #78

[twilit niche]

💀

[mental geode]

Yo

[twilit niche]

💀

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You cannot work for 32 seconds.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make 64.

Reply #4910437

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly 59.

Reply #55461

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You mug a hobo on the street and manage to get 435

Reply #636189

[rotund wadi]

/crime

[silent gale]

thereal_johnmarston69

You successfully take furniture from the furniture store and sell it online for 491!

Reply #636315

[rotund wadi]

/work

[silent gale]

thereal_johnmarston69

You went to work and gained 71

Reply #636510

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you 66, as it was originally their job

Reply #636304

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You cannot commit a crime for 22 minutes and 3 seconds.

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up 378

Reply #7034

[sick vapor]

/rob 503757120672628737

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You were caught attempting to rob confident_unicorn_66135, and have been fined 0.

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You steal change from the homeless. You got 429

Reply #636051

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

Your friend pays you 136 for you to worship her feet

Reply #636061

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn 90

Reply #77

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You work as a zoologist and earn 50

Reply #26

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a 50 fine!

Reply #636310

[digital sandal]

Lmao

[distant latch]

damn, not only do you lose it all at blackjack, but you lose it all with crime too

[twilit niche]

Give me back weeb 😡

I just know you wanna see me angry

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth 77.

Reply #4910431

[twilit niche]

/slut

[silent gale]

perturbabe

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you 329

Reply #636500

[twilit niche]

Nice

[digital sandal]

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 73

Reply #230200

[twilit niche]

Toxic mould huh

They misspelled lilith

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You cannot work for 54 seconds.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn 60

Reply #63

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You eat bananas for a living and get 98

Reply #636535

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You work as a professional sleeper and earn 62

Reply #42

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You got seen by a police officer while trying to take some purses, you have been fined 62!

Reply #636001

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for 0

Reply #636523

[digital sandal]

[twilit niche]

Loser weeb

[digital sandal]

Smol pp

[twilit niche]

Lana

[digital sandal]

Gojo

[twilit niche]

Mods

/crime

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined 445 and lost all your toilet paper.

Reply #834285

[digital sandal]

/rob perturbabe

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You attempted to rob perturbabe, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[digital sandal]

Fuck

[twilit niche]

Loser

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You cannot commit a crime for 20 minutes and 19 seconds.

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You cannot be a slut for 20 minutes and 19 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for 52.

Reply #636303

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You clean off the counters and get paid 91

Reply #636338

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You cannot commit a crime for 3 seconds.

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You successfully take furniture from the furniture store and sell it online for 336!

Reply #636315

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay 0 for surgery.

Reply #636026

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You work as a professional tea taster and earn 84 for tasting different types of tea.

Reply #4910410

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for 96.

Reply #636512

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You work as a serial murderer... and earn 86

Reply #68

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You successfully take furniture from the furniture store and sell it online for 388!

Reply #636315

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You worked as a businessman and earned 77

Reply #636360

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 19 seconds.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You cannot work for 22 seconds.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found 73

Reply #636554

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You work as a circus clown and earn 62.

Reply #636448

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You cannot commit a crime for 4 minutes and 50 seconds.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make 57 for spreading joy and happiness.

Reply #4910394

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You worked and gained 54

Reply #636440

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in 50

Reply #636021

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned 92

Reply #635873

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

A sudden gust of wind blows 80 in your direction.

Reply #636383

[rare pewter]

/work

[silent gale]

qt.p

You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth 50.

Reply #4910431

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a street performer and earn 54

Reply #636362

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You held a bus hostage and got paid 304

Reply #635972

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined 146

Reply #635985

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You work as a starving college student, you found 58 on the ground.

Reply #636396

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn 96

Reply #11

[twilit niche]

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned 100!

Reply #636047

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 51.

Reply #636031

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid 94

Reply #636420

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You earn 193 for giving some succ (the good kind)

Reply #635878

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You steal a rare book from a library and sell it to a collector for 651.

Reply #4910523

[twilit niche]

/rob _vanda.

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You were caught attempting to rob _vanda., and have been fined 695.

[twilit niche]

Mods

Delete this

I was just curious

[ripe badger]

/rob censoredscreaming

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You were caught attempting to rob censoredscreaming, and have been fined 499.

[ripe badger]

I failed

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You work as a taxi driver and earn 55

Reply #636045

[digital sandal]

/rob perturbabe

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You attempted to rob perturbabe, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[twilit niche]

I would give you the money back

Daddy chill

[digital sandal]

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You work hard all day and your boss pays you 92 after the pizzeria closes down.

Reply #636352

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You have a good night out and earn 333.

Reply #635940

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for 87

Reply #636016

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You were caught stealing flowers from a public park and have been fined 667.

Reply #4910496

[ripe badger]

Not the flowers 💀

[thorn vortex]

😭

Help

/crime

[silent gale]

3xil3d_

You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose 200 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.

Reply #636391

[thorn vortex]

😔

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You cannot work for 53 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You cannot be a slut for 32 minutes and 58 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You cannot commit a crime for 50 minutes and 54 seconds.

[ripe badger]

I can nothing

Will rob

/rob thereal_johnmarston69

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You robbed 234 from thereal_johnmarston69.

[ripe badger]

OH

He will get so mad

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You manage to slip some gemstones into your pockets when the store owner isn't looking, selling them later for 528.

Reply #636288

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You licked SpongeBob's feet for 265!

Reply #834979

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You take part in a medical research study and get paid 79 for your participation.

Reply #4910436

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

sufficientchipmunk

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found 86 on the floor.

Reply #636029

[ripe badger]

/work

/work

[silent gale]

sufficientchipmunk

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.

[ripe badger]

💀

[vernal edge]

/work

[silent gale]

pkmcd

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 77

Reply #10

[vernal edge]

🤨

/crime

[silent gale]

pkmcd

You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of 137!

Reply #636332

[vernal edge]

/balance

[fair parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

certifiedtacituskilgorebf

You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid 56 for streaming it online.

Reply #4910427

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You clean the chimney and find 79.

Reply #636287

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined 568

Reply #636183

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed 11.

Reply #636063

[digital sandal]

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You fail at work, but your boss pays you 54 out of pity.

Reply #636290

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You cannot commit a crime for 7 minutes and 48 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You work as a children's toy tester and earn 65

Reply #47

[ripe badger]

/rob thereal_johnmarston69

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You were caught attempting to rob thereal_johnmarston69, and have been fined 680.

[ripe badger]

Aaaaaa

/crime

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You were caught using a stolen bike and have been fined 582.

Reply #4910509

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D 370 : D

Reply #635875

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you 80

Reply #636353

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose 134.

Reply #635996

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You were caught in the act, and fined 0

Reply #636009

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as crisis actor and earn 54.

Reply #636433

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

Your level got featured epic and you won 72

Reply #636296

[rich ferry]

/work

[silent gale]

andrei1354785

You work as a bread scientist and earn 58

Reply #27

hanzelnut26

You were caught attempting to rob censoredscreaming, and have been fined 0.

[rich ferry]

/slut

[silent gale]

andrei1354785

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find 376 on the way back to your ship.

Reply #635881

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You were hired by a hitman to murder Flanders, you had to throw out your white shirt but you managed to rack up 361

Reply #636445

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got 91 I think...

Reply #635916

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 365 for your hard work.

Reply #636052

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You worked overtime for 51

Reply #636536

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You slept in a bed and found 75 under your pillow when you woke up

Reply #838259

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 21 seconds.

[twilit niche]

/slut

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you 228 for your services.

Reply #636297

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as crisis actor and earn 78.

Reply #636433

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a sewer inspector and earn 75

Reply #51

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You gave yourself 77 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

Reply #636480

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 95 for your hard work

Reply #838130

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you 367!

Reply #635983

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You crack open a safe and shovel 614 into your pockets. These old people never learn.

Reply #636136

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn 86 for your team winning!

Reply #636319

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

A sudden gust of wind blows 53 in your direction.

Reply #636383

[charred coral]

/work

[silent gale]

alfiesloane.

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of 74

Reply #636378

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a zoologist and earn 98

Reply #26

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money 100

Reply #636431

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn 91

Reply #635902

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn 82

Reply #46

[charred coral]

/work

[silent gale]

alfiesloane.

You work as a children's toy tester and earn 50

Reply #47

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned 62

Reply #838252

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid 84 for doing it

Reply #636462

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 2 seconds.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You got cloned for science. You earned 80

Reply #635872

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make 74.

Reply #4910425

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with 88

Reply #636439

[twilit niche]

/slut

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned 309

Reply #636089

[twilit niche]

Nice

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 84

Reply #635952

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you 87 for the hard work

Reply #838245

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn 55

Reply #230203

[ripe badger]

/rob _vanda.

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You've been fined 269 for trying to rob a poor person.

[ripe badger]

Oh

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

A sudden gust of wind blows 83 in your direction.

Reply #636383

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of 76 anyway.

Reply #636409

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a professional snuggler and earn 79

Reply #5

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You work as a parkour specialist and earn 86

Reply #9

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You ransacked your manager's home, found his prized alarm clock, and sold it for 467

Reply #636220

[ripe badger]

Oh God, thanks

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got 56 I think...

Reply #635916

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You work in Greggs and earn 91

Reply #635899

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 49 seconds.

[ripe badger]

Please let me win

/slut

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you 272

Reply #636500

[ripe badger]

THANK YOU

[ripe badger]

That's was sad to read but worth money

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you 82 for a good job.

Reply #636490

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn 76, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

Reply #636395

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw 211 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

Reply #636453

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined 287

Reply #636091

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You work in Greggs and earn 55

Reply #635899

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make 75

Reply #635903

[cerulean merlin]

Big ole pair of pineapple peaches

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got 54

Reply #204081

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned 68!

Reply #636047

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You work as a human statue and earn 90

Reply #58

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You repair the lights and receive 100

Reply #636339

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you 84.

Reply #636531

[ripe badger]

Please

Lucky me

/crime

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You have been fined 663 because you ate during work hours.

Reply #636146

[ripe badger]

agh 💀

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 59 for it!

Reply #636559

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You did a fundraiser and raised 70

Reply #834686

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You pickpocket a man/woman. You manage to get 437.

Reply #636195

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay 372 to get it out

Reply #636477

[digital sandal]

Fuck you

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned 96!

Reply #636047

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You were caught using a stolen bike and have been fined 574.

Reply #4910509

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make 78 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

Reply #4910403

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You work as a cunning linguist and earn 170

Reply #28

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a cookie cutter and earn 56.

Reply #636055

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You repair the lights and receive 59

Reply #636339

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

Your level got featured epic and you won 52

Reply #636296

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You develop games for a living and earn 81.

Reply #636041

[ripe badger]

/rob censoredscreaming

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You robbed 3,199,987 from censoredscreaming.

[ripe badger]

NO WAIT

What

NO

Nononono

[digital sandal]

NO WAY

Lmao

[ripe badger]

I'm sorry

[digital sandal]

@twilit niche

[ripe badger]

I wasn't expecting that

I thought Lilith had like 100 or somethin

[twilit niche]

Aw hell naw

[ripe badger]

Nooo

[digital sandal]

Rip lilith

[ripe badger]

No

Rip myself

[digital sandal]

[ripe badger]

I'm so f*cked up

[digital sandal]

give her money back

[ripe badger]

How

[twilit niche]

Hm actually

It’s part of the game

☝️🤓

[ripe badger]

Yall I'm gonna die

The day I stole the rich

Without meaning to take the whole money

[twilit niche]

Where the hell did she get 3 million

[digital sandal]

idk how to give money, ask pert

[twilit niche]

#bar

Well

Should you really

Give her back the money

[digital sandal]

or give it to me

[twilit niche]

Hehehe

[digital sandal]

/rob batman69420_69420

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You attempted to rob batman69420_69420, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 70.

Reply #636058

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined 75!

Reply #635982

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you 144 for the night.

Reply #636471

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You cannot work for 1 minute and 6 seconds.

[main basin]

/work

[silent gale]

scorpion7880p

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make 57 for your vivid imagination.

Reply #4910393

[main basin]

/work

[silent gale]

scorpion7880p

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

[main basin]

/crime

[silent gale]

scorpion7880p

You sneak into a dog show and steal a prize-winning poodle, selling it to a breeder for 620

Reply #4910485

[main basin]

/crime

[silent gale]

scorpion7880p

You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 26 seconds.

[main basin]

/slut

[silent gale]

scorpion7880p

You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined 359

Reply #635985

[wooden walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

westerton113__

You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning 100 as a reward.

Reply #4910426

[wooden walrus]

/dep all

/crime

[silent gale]

westerton113__

You rob a gas station of all its fidget spinners. You sell them for 291 to some 11 year olds.

Reply #635913

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You worked as a businessman and earned 89

Reply #636360

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn 92

Reply #70

[wicked parrot]

/work

[silent gale]

cutiemoron

You worked as a bartender, and earned 54 from selling drinks

Reply #838263

[wicked parrot]

/work

[silent gale]

cutiemoron

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 22 seconds.

[silent gale]

saad_63870

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in 100

Reply #636021

saad_63870

You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a 464 fine!

Reply #635895

saad_63870

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 129 to fuck the girls inside.

Reply #636365

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You robbed 639,853 from censoredscreaming.

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a 250 fine!

Reply #636310

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You host a fine wine tasting event and get 84

Reply #636087

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you 15 in payment for a cleaner.

Reply #636387

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You work as a janitor and earn 84

Reply #74

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay 84 to get it out

Reply #636477

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is 70

Reply #636014

[limber delta]

/sult

/slut

[silent gale]

menarehot_

You rake in 143, but your butthole will never be the same...

Reply #635984

[limber delta]

/slut

[silent gale]

menarehot_

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 44 seconds.

[limber delta]

/work

[silent gale]

menarehot_

You find 92 randomly lying in the gutter

Reply #635890

[limber delta]

/rob @digital sandal

[silent gale]

menarehot_

You've been fined 428 for trying to rob a poor person.

[limber delta]

/crime

[silent gale]

menarehot_

You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of 7

Reply #173

[limber delta]

/work

[silent gale]

menarehot_

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 53 seconds.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a streamer and gain 52 from donations

Reply #635918

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You cannot work for 4 minutes and 8 seconds.

[limber delta]

/work

[silent gale]

menarehot_

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you 57

Reply #636432

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn 72

Reply #70

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid 62 for sorting jelly beans by color.

Reply #4910414

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn 97 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

Reply #4910411

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You drive women to the store for 85

Reply #636048

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's 54.

Reply #636071

[ripe badger]

/rob menarehot_

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You attempted to rob menarehot_, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned 81.

Reply #636429

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You pickpocket someone successfully and steal the money out of their wallet, there was 475 in it

Reply #636145

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay 0 for a new one.

Reply #636039

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 118.

Reply #55474

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You break into a builder's workshop and manage to steal 287

Reply #636121

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 15 seconds.

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you 80.

Reply #834680

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed 80 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.

Reply #838255

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You found an extra 153 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

Reply #635997

[sick vapor]

/rob 781662550001057821

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You robbed 357 from deleted_user_ed655c04671b.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You worked as a businessman and earned 65

Reply #636360

avnouxia.v

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 10 minutes.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn 51 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.

Reply #4910408

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid 62

Reply #636419

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid 76 for sorting jelly beans by color.

Reply #4910414

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You cannot commit a crime for 2 minutes and 14 seconds.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You went to work and gained 68

Reply #636510

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You help clean a horses stable for 61

Reply #3031286

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay 359 back as restitution.

Reply #636108

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him 0.

Reply #635908

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You steal a birds egg and sell it on the black market for 433

Reply #636118

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You worked and gained 80

Reply #636440

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You participate in a scientific study and earn 50 for your time and effort.

Reply #4910429

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid 74 for doing it

Reply #636462

avnouxia.v

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 8 minutes and 44 seconds.

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 23 minutes and 12 seconds.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You did some social work for a good cause ! You received 57 for your contributions !

Reply #636321

[charred coral]

/work

[silent gale]

alfiesloane.

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn 81

Reply #635865

[charred coral]

/crime

[silent gale]

alfiesloane.

A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined 368 kiddo

Reply #635880

[charred coral]

Feck

[novel hatch]

/crime

[silent gale]

robinfirecat

You rob a nearby corner store for 501

Reply #636194

[novel hatch]

/slut

[silent gale]

robinfirecat

You worked as a sperm donor and earned 245

Reply #838098

[novel hatch]

/work

[silent gale]

robinfirecat

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid 67.

Reply #636508

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You develop games and earn 59.

Reply #636067

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got 64!

Reply #635954

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 67

Reply #19

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined 143

Reply #636244

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned 347.

Reply #55468

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

81 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

Reply #636327

[main basin]

/work

[silent gale]

scorpion7880p

Your level got featured epic and you won 55

Reply #636296

[main basin]

/slut

[silent gale]

scorpion7880p

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find 367 on the way back to your ship.

Reply #635881

[main basin]

/crime

[silent gale]

scorpion7880p

You were caught shoplifting a bag of chips and have been fined 516.

Reply #4910501

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn 65 for your participation.

Reply #4910440

[ripe badger]

/rob bewxre

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You were caught attempting to rob bewxre, and have been fined 497.

[ripe badger]

Nooo

It was just 100

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of 91 anyway.

Reply #636409

[twilit niche]

It’s mine, watch me

/rob bewxre

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You were caught attempting to rob bewxre, and have been fined 621.

[twilit niche]

…

[ripe badger]

Bruh

"It's mine, watch me"

/rob bewxre

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 12 minutes.

[ripe badger]

I will try again soon

[silent gale]

saad_63870

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned 314

Reply #838124

saad_63870

You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined 529 for messing with the wrong dolphin!

Reply #635927

saad_63870

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you 81.

Reply #636482

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's 68.

Reply #636071

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's 57.

Reply #636071

avnouxia.v

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 34 minutes and 44 seconds.

[ripe badger]

Bruh

[main basin]

/crime

[silent gale]

scorpion7880p

You rob a loyal nobleman's house while he was out for brunch with another nobleman. You find 292 worth of assets.

Reply #636159

[main basin]

/work

[silent gale]

scorpion7880p

You work as a fake bus passenger and earn 79 for filling up empty seats on the bus.

Reply #4910416

[main basin]

/bal

/slut

[silent gale]

scorpion7880p

Your pimp gives you an extra 320

Reply #636546

[main basin]

/rob bewxre

[silent gale]

scorpion7880p

You robbed 19 from bewxre.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you 94.

Reply #636377

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You work as a professional sleeper and earn 63

Reply #42

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You steal a celebrity's autograph book and sell it to a fan for 350.

Reply #4910517

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you 272 for your solid work.

Reply #636269

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as an onion chopper and get paid 58 for chopping onions in a restaurant.

Reply #4910413

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You bought and sold items and profited 53

Reply #636437

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid 64 and given a bottle of wine.

Reply #636483

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

A sudden gust of wind blows 62 in your direction.

Reply #636383

[ripe badger]

/rob scorpion7880p

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You robbed 3 from scorpion7880p.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 65.

Reply #636406

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You were farming and earned 61

Reply #636436

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn 98

Reply #46

[limber delta]

/work

[silent gale]

menarehot_

You work as the head of potatoes and earn 71

Reply #13

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined 207

Reply #635959

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay 0 to get it repaired.

Reply #636005

[limber delta]

/slut

[silent gale]

menarehot_

You do a good deepthroating and earn 385 from the client

Reply #636526

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make 73 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.

Reply #4910395

[twilit niche]

/slut

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 260 in order to keep quiet about it.

Reply #636040

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You slept in a bed and found 81 under your pillow when you woke up

Reply #838259

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You slept in a bed and found 77 under your pillow when you woke up

Reply #838259

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn 357

Reply #635949

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined 341.

Reply #4910548

[twilit niche]

/slut

[silent gale]

perturbabe

The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay 361 to have them cleaned

Reply #636093

[twilit niche]

Shit

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make 88.

Reply #4910428

[twilit niche]

/crime

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined 653

Reply #635976

[twilit niche]

I ain’t reading all that

[restive horizon]

/crime

[silent gale]

theonlyicy_

A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is 0

Reply #636105

[restive horizon]

/slut

[silent gale]

theonlyicy_

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 205, and you go ahead with it.

Reply #636421

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 53

Reply #19

[ripe badger]

/rob censoredscreaming

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You were caught attempting to rob censoredscreaming, and have been fined 490.

[ripe badger]

I'd do it again for meme

/crime

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You travel back in time to before the Gold Rush began and take all the gold. You travel back to the present and trade it in for 675.

Reply #636545

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned 197

Reply #635871

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You dig around in your yard and gain 51

Reply #636382

[sick vapor]

/rob 494126836356218890

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You robbed 1,043 from catie.cat.

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make 68 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

Reply #636334

[limber delta]

/slut

[silent gale]

menarehot_

Nobody cares about you. You lost 146 trying to twerk.

Reply #636454

[limber delta]

/work

[silent gale]

menarehot_

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn 74

Reply #20

[limber delta]

/rob @pine compass

[silent gale]

menarehot_

You were caught attempting to rob kingbanano, and have been fined 258.

[limber delta]

/work

[silent gale]

menarehot_

You cannot work for 4 minutes and 48 seconds.

[limber delta]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

menarehot_

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 55 minutes.

[limber delta]

/crime

[silent gale]

menarehot_

You broke into a museum to steal a valuable artefact, but got caught and have been fined 63.

Reply #4910535

[restive horizon]

/crime

[silent gale]

theonlyicy_

You steal a painting of a mustached man and sell it for 502.

Reply #636208

[restive horizon]

/slut

[silent gale]

theonlyicy_

You fucked a traffic cone and found 178 inside it

Reply #636329

[limber delta]

/work

[silent gale]

menarehot_

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you 99 when you got back home

Reply #636513

[limber delta]

/slut

[silent gale]

menarehot_

You cannot be a slut for 43 minutes and 5 seconds.

[restive horizon]

/work

[silent gale]

theonlyicy_

You worked as a businessman and earned 65

Reply #636360

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned 85

Reply #635873

[ripe badger]

/rob bewxre

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You were caught attempting to rob bewxre, and have been fined 277.

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued 252. Great job.

Reply #636357

[ripe badger]

Who did put that reference on this bot 💀

[limber delta]

/work

[silent gale]

menarehot_

You suggest something good and get rewarded 73

Reply #636552

[limber delta]

/slut

[silent gale]

menarehot_

You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 15 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost 252

Reply #635925

[sick vapor]

/rob steaksauce1501

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 38 minutes and 38 seconds.

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got 60 I think...

Reply #635916

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined 259

Reply #636140

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned 295

Reply #838124

[soft grove]

/crime

[silent gale]

slightlylessserioussam

You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a 200 fine.

Reply #636180

[soft grove]

/slut

[silent gale]

slightlylessserioussam

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated 174 to your Patreon!

Reply #635883

[soft grove]

/work

[silent gale]

slightlylessserioussam

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you 59

Reply #636090

[soft grove]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 3 minutes and 15 seconds.

[sick vapor]

/rob steaksauce1501

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You were caught attempting to rob steaksauce1501, and have been fined 600.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You work as a cookie cutter and earn 50.

Reply #636055

saad_63870

You couldn't get it up and lost 191

Reply #635930

saad_63870

A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined 278 kiddo

Reply #635880

saad_63870

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn 98

Reply #46

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You sell V-bucks and make 81!

Reply #636520

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding 76. Congrats!

Reply #636450

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You were caught stealing flowers from a public garden and have been fined 76.

Reply #4910547

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay 0 for child support before disownment.

Reply #635886

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You rob a wild bank and manage to steal 527

Reply #89

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay 263 to get it repaired.

Reply #636005

avnouxia.v

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 14 minutes and 50 seconds.

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot commit a crime for 22 minutes and 7 seconds.

[sick vapor]

/rob marklinckonor

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You robbed 382 from marklinckonor.

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn 73

Reply #635902

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You steal a luxury yacht and sell it to a wealthy businessman for 468.

Reply #4910528

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

Your friend pays you 136 for you to worship her feet

Reply #636061

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make 85 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

Reply #4910404

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for 80

Reply #636328

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined 95

Reply #636498

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot be a slut for 1 second.

[sick vapor]

/slut

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

An adult video site pays you 351 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

Reply #55469

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn 97

Reply #636035

[restive horizon]

/work

[silent gale]

theonlyicy_

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn 98 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

Reply #4910411

[restive horizon]

/crime

[silent gale]

theonlyicy_

Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined 534

Reply #636541

[restive horizon]

/slut

[silent gale]

theonlyicy_

You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing 269 to resolve your burnt skin.

Reply #636270

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

accid1e

You repair the arcade machines and receive 67

Reply #636347

[old flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

accid1e

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 386 for your hard work.

Reply #636052

[old flax]

wow

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn 93

Reply #1

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot commit a crime for 12 minutes and 33 seconds.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a professional apologiser and earn 56

Reply #39

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 39 seconds.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You slept in a bed and found 52 under your pillow when you woke up

Reply #838259

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a police officer and earn 72

Reply #66

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

avnouxia.v

You work as a professional worker and earn 80.

Reply #636046

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found 94!

Reply #636550

saad_63870

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw 376 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

Reply #636453

saad_63870

You work as the head of potatoes and earn 72

Reply #13

saad_63870

Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost 681.

Reply #635961

[twilit niche]

/work