back-room

[fast grotto]

/rob @ripe badger

[silent gale]

cootslayer

You robbed 742 from mewwthesecond.

[fast grotto]

lol

Is there a way that I can store my money?

[tender spade]

/worık

/work

[silent gale]

se.wowcool

You work as a bounty hunter and earn 52

Reply #57

[tender spade]

/slut

[silent gale]

se.wowcool

You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay 52 for surgery.

Reply #636026

[tender spade]

/crime

[silent gale]

se.wowcool

As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your 690 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.

Reply #635955

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn 62

Reply #46

mewwthesecond

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive 51

Reply #636351

mewwthesecond

You cannot be a slut for 32 minutes and 14 seconds.

[frigid yacht]

/rob @fast grotto

[silent gale]

smarsh.1

You robbed 1,096 from cootslayer.

[frigid yacht]

yippe

u solved my debt

[silent gale]

saad_63870

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with 371.

Reply #636368

saad_63870

You repair the arcade machines and receive 71

Reply #636347

saad_63870

You were caught dumping trash illegally and have been fined 622.

Reply #4910550

saad_63870

You attempted to rob smarsh.1, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[frigid yacht]

haha

to poor to rob

/rob @ripe badger

[silent gale]

smarsh.1

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 55 minutes.

[frigid yacht]

lucky

[fast grotto]

/work

[silent gale]

cootslayer

Taxes collected! You have gained 75

Reply #636506

[fast grotto]

/slut

[silent gale]

cootslayer

You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 28 seconds.

[fast grotto]

/crime

[silent gale]

cootslayer

You cannot commit a crime for 6 minutes and 1 second.

[summer spoke]

/work

[silent gale]

_zite_

You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make 58.

Reply #4910425

[native marlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

beedz_town

You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of 200.

Reply #636547

[fair parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

certifiedtacituskilgorebf

You work as a smarties expert and earn 88

Reply #24

[plush grail]

/slut

[silent gale]

dester_999

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated 288 to your Patreon!

Reply #635883

[plush grail]

/work

[silent gale]

dester_999

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain 75

Reply #636390

[plush grail]

/crime

[silent gale]

dester_999

You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined 563

Reply #636504

[vapid crescent]

/rob

[silent gale]

jacobpvr

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[vapid crescent]

/rob dester_999

[silent gale]

jacobpvr

You've been fined 212 for trying to rob a poor person.

[vapid crescent]

/crime

[silent gale]

jacobpvr

You hack into a celebrity's social media account and sell access to it for 577.

Reply #4910522

[vapid crescent]

/crime

[silent gale]

jacobpvr

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 35 seconds.

[vapid crescent]

/work

[silent gale]

jacobpvr

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 71!

Reply #636413

[vapid crescent]

/slut

[silent gale]

jacobpvr

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of 177!

Reply #635946

[vapid crescent]

/balance

[tidal valve]

/work

[silent gale]

_outlander1899

You work as a serial murderer... and earn 75

Reply #68

[tidal valve]

/rob @celest reef

[silent gale]

_outlander1899

You robbed 295 from bjorn2321.

[tidal valve]

/slut

[silent gale]

_outlander1899

You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing 268 to resolve your burnt skin.

Reply #636270

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you 96

Reply #636353

[cedar pulsar]

/work

[silent gale]

theforbiddensith

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn 71.

Reply #636082

[cedar pulsar]

/slut

[silent gale]

theforbiddensith

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned 345.

Reply #55468

[cedar pulsar]

/balance

/crime

[silent gale]

theforbiddensith

You were caught spray painting "free hugs" on a building and have been fined 151.

Reply #4910495

[cedar pulsar]

/rob @broken sorrel

[silent gale]

theforbiddensith

You robbed 291 from baine406.

[sick vapor]

/rob @cedar pulsar

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You robbed 232 from theforbiddensith.

[sick vapor]

/job

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is 70

Reply #636014

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

Nobody cares about you. You lost 126 trying to twerk.

Reply #636454

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

Local crime lords remember you still owe a debt to them. You are robbed at gunpoint and lose 176.

Reply #636252

[plush grail]

/crime

[silent gale]

dester_999

You were caught vaping in the bathroom and have been given a 0 fine.

Reply #636434

[plush grail]

/work

[silent gale]

dester_999

You develop games and earn 58.

Reply #636067

[plush grail]

/slut

[silent gale]

dester_999

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you 233 and maybe chlamydia.

Reply #636516

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a professional cuddler and earn 58

Reply #33

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You do some work around the house for 57

Reply #41920

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as the president and earn 85

Reply #65

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you 79

Reply #636090

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned 65. Good job!

Reply #636279

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You take part in a medical research study and get paid 99 for your participation.

Reply #4910436

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You steal a famous musician's guitar and sell it to a fan for 497

Reply #4910484

[sick vapor]

/job

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn 71.

Reply #4910423

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for 180.

Reply #636452

[twilit niche]

Wow

/slut

[silent gale]

perturbabe

Your condom supply runs out and you pay 203 to restock.

Reply #636003

[rare totem]

/work

[silent gale]

jamuhh

You work as a bounty hunter and earn 70

Reply #57

[rare totem]

/slut

[silent gale]

jamuhh

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you 310

Reply #635974

[rare totem]

/crime

[silent gale]

jamuhh

You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of 585!

Reply #636332

[rare totem]

F

All my hard Slut.... I mean work

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid 68.

Reply #635917

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

accid1e

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make 81

Reply #635903

[old flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

accid1e

You are weirdly good with your hands, have 341

Reply #636555

[summer spoke]

/work

[silent gale]

_zite_

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn 99

Reply #636438

[summer spoke]

/slut

[silent gale]

_zite_

You shake what your momma gave you for 283.

Reply #636544

[silent gale]

saad_63870

You take it up the ass for 359

Reply #635945

saad_63870

You repair the lights and receive 93

Reply #636339

saad_63870

You stole a potato and sold it for 424 on the black market

Reply #635929

[minor nimbus]

/slut

[silent gale]

anchorhound

You worked as a sperm donor and earned 127

Reply #838098

[hollow flare]

/crime

[silent gale]

red_spy787

You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined 399.

Reply #636299

[crimson yacht]

/crime

[silent gale]

junsgotgame5

A woman gave you 457, for killing her husband!

Reply #636142

[crimson yacht]

/crime

[silent gale]

junsgotgame5

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.

[crimson yacht]

/slut

[silent gale]

junsgotgame5

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with 389.

Reply #636368

[hollow flare]

/work

[silent gale]

red_spy787

You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win 84.

Reply #4910424

[plush grail]

/work

[silent gale]

dester_999

You work as a professional cuddler and earn 61

Reply #33

[plush grail]

/crime

[silent gale]

dester_999

You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of 352!

Reply #636332

[plush grail]

/job

/slut

[silent gale]

dester_999

Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose 0.

Reply #635996

[rare totem]

/work

[silent gale]

jamuhh

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and 93. Good job.

Reply #636285

[rare totem]

/slut

[silent gale]

jamuhh

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you 156

Reply #636500

[rare totem]

/crime

[silent gale]

jamuhh

You broke into a museum to steal a valuable artefact, but got caught and have been fined 520.

Reply #4910535

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

dangerouslyvoltage

One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for 74

Reply #636016

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

dangerouslyvoltage

You lied on your tax return and have been fined 457.

Reply #4910539

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

dangerouslyvoltage

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 253 in order to keep quiet about it.

Reply #636040

[odd vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

_kgmn_

You pickpocket someone successfully and steal the money out of their wallet, there was 605 in it

Reply #636145

[odd vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

_kgmn_

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect 117 in one night.

Reply #636466

[odd vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

_kgmn_

You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid 77 for sorting jelly beans by color.

Reply #4910414

[summer spoke]

/work

[silent gale]

_zite_

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 80 for it!

Reply #636559

[crimson yacht]

/slut

[silent gale]

junsgotgame5

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you 298.

Reply #636291

[tidal valve]

/crime

[silent gale]

_outlander1899

You sneak into a zoo and steal a baby elephant, which you sell to a wealthy collector for 448.

Reply #4910511

[amber vault]

/gay

/ilikemen

[cedar pulsar]

/rob @sick vapor

[silent gale]

theforbiddensith

You've been fined 59 for trying to rob a poor person.

[twilit niche]

/worl

/worl

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a streamer and gain 85 from donations

Reply #635918

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn 100

Reply #70

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 74.

Reply #636406

[hollow flare]

/crime

[silent gale]

red_spy787

You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined 277

Reply #636371

[hollow flare]

/work

[silent gale]

red_spy787

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's 81.

Reply #636071

[summer spoke]

/work

[silent gale]

_zite_

You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid 63 for moving traffic cones on the road.

Reply #4910409

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You sold fish sandwiches and earned 70 in profits

Reply #838133

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid 77 for moving traffic cones on the road.

Reply #4910409

[summer spoke]

/work

[silent gale]

_zite_

You walk dogs for 69.

Reply #636065

[pale bronze]

/rob @summer spoke

[silent gale]

saltinesultan

You were caught attempting to rob zite, and have been fined 200.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

sirius.avnouxia

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of 79 anyway.

Reply #636409

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

sirius.avnouxia

You've been asked to steal the last tiramisu from the kitchen, you got 551 for a job well done.

Reply #635971

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

sirius.avnouxia

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay 141 for child support before disownment.

Reply #635886

[frozen citrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

aaro1__89678

You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a 53 fine!

Reply #635898

[frozen citrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

aaro1__89678

You were caught dumping trash illegally and have been fined 0.

Reply #4910550

[tender spade]

/work

[silent gale]

se.wowcool

You get a commission request, the payment is 71.

Reply #636379

[tender spade]

/slut

[silent gale]

se.wowcool

Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged 71 for their medical fees.

Reply #635970

[tender spade]

/crime

[silent gale]

se.wowcool

You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is 0.

Reply #636225

[tender spade]

/money

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You worked as a bartender, and earned 89 from selling drinks

Reply #838263

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You steal lamps for 456

Reply #635941

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you 235 on your way out of the locker room.

Reply #636320

[sick vapor]

/rob @frozen citrus

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You've been fined 0 for trying to rob a poor person.

[frozen citrus]

Why you wanna rob me

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

sirius.avnouxia

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for 72

Reply #636317

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

sirius.avnouxia

You break into a science lab and steal an experimental formula, selling it to a pharmaceutical company for 465

Reply #4910463

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

sirius.avnouxia

Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in 336

Reply #81

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work for a private military company, earning 94

Reply #636074

[frozen citrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

aaro1__89678

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 313 to fuck the girls inside.

Reply #636365

[frozen citrus]

/rob Hanzie

[silent gale]

aaro1__89678

You've been fined 288 for trying to rob a poor person.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 97

Reply #10

[fair parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

certifiedtacituskilgorebf

You work as a pet food taster and earn 51.

Reply #4910439

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn 52

Reply #62

saad_63870

You whip it out and manage to rake in 352

Reply #79

saad_63870

You host a fine wine tasting event and get 79

Reply #636087

saad_63870

You break into a lab and steal a canister of radioactive material, which you sell to a shady organisation for 611.

Reply #4910519

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn 74.

Reply #636412

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

sirius.avnouxia

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got 89

Reply #636286

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn 92

Reply #2

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got 93

Reply #636286

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost 93

Reply #636342

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of 0

Reply #636370

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a model and earn 99

Reply #18

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You work as an iceberg mover and earn 99

Reply #31

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 51 seconds.

[sick vapor]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You robbed 120 from perturbabe.

[sick vapor]

Thank you gojo

[novel hatch]

/work

[silent gale]

robinfirecat

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn 51!

Reply #636293

[novel hatch]

51 total with extraa?

i need to find another job

/crime

[silent gale]

robinfirecat

You rob an ATM, but the CCTV captures your face. You are fined 251

Reply #635992

[novel hatch]

/work

[silent gale]

robinfirecat

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 50 seconds.

[twilit niche]

I’m gonna Hollow Purple you

🤌🫴🟣

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You were caught stealing flowers from a public garden and have been fined 0.

Reply #4910547

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost 0.

Reply #635906

[novel hatch]

/work

[silent gale]

robinfirecat

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn 79

Reply #62

[novel hatch]

/crime

[silent gale]

robinfirecat

You cannot commit a crime for 22 minutes and 17 seconds.

[sick vapor]

/rob @novel hatch

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 21 minutes.

[novel hatch]

nu uh

/rob @sick vapor

[silent gale]

robinfirecat

You've been fined 79 for trying to rob a poor person.

[novel hatch]

pfffff

[twilit niche]

/slut

[silent gale]

perturbabe

Your pimp gives you an extra 400

Reply #636546

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you 294 in return!

Reply #635891

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You pickpocket a passing noble, guess crime does pay after all. You manage to steal 399

Reply #636231

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You sold fish sandwiches and earned 57 in profits

Reply #838133

[novel hatch]

/crime

[silent gale]

robinfirecat

You steal a celebrity's autograph book and sell it to a fan for 529.

Reply #4910517

[novel hatch]

/work

[silent gale]

robinfirecat

You work as a high school student with no life. Have 53 because we pity you.

Reply #7000

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of 0

Reply #636156

[sick vapor]

/cry

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You work as a cunning linguist and earn 183

Reply #28

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You got cloned for science. You earned 57

Reply #635872

[sick vapor]

/rob @novel hatch

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You robbed 152 from robinfirecat.

[novel hatch]

man

[sick vapor]

Thank you robin

[novel hatch]

you are lucky murder aint an option

XD

[sick vapor]

I just borrow your money man chill

[novel hatch]

nu uh

i cannot crime 😦

[sick vapor]

You're afraid bout your honor huh

[novel hatch]

no

cd

ill just say hi to people for honor

and take care of my horse

/rob @bold parcel

[silent gale]

robinfirecat

You attempted to rob acmamy, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[novel hatch]

dang

[sick vapor]

I just kill people for grinding to low honor in Saint Denis

We are kinda same but different

[novel hatch]

time to shoot up valentine

if they ask for a perpetrator we never met

[sick vapor]

Yep

Shall we?

Hey quick question rob, can i use your money for gambling? I can give you fiddy percent if i win

[novel hatch]

go for it lol

[sick vapor]

Wish me luck

[novel hatch]

gl

[sick vapor]

Damn

Sorry man i just lost

[novel hatch]

time to work more i guess

/work

[silent gale]

robinfirecat

You cannot work for 54 seconds.

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 54 seconds.

[novel hatch]

/work

[silent gale]

robinfirecat

You cannot work for 1 second.

[novel hatch]

oh no 1 sec

/work

[silent gale]

robinfirecat

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 99

Reply #230200

[novel hatch]

1 dollar short to gamble

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot work for 1 minute and 51 seconds.

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot be a slut for 51 minutes and 41 seconds.

[sick vapor]

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[novel hatch]

/slut

[silent gale]

robinfirecat

You work at the strip club and earn 160.

Reply #636529

[sick vapor]

┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

[novel hatch]

eyy i can gamble now

[sick vapor]

Good luck my boy

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You work as a water slide tester and earn 68

Reply #50

[twilit niche]

/crime

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube, but someone catches you in the act. You lost 682 and the YouTube channel you worked so hard on. Good job, buddy.

Reply #636519

[twilit niche]

[turbid hull]

/rob @digital sandal

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You robbed 1,803 from _vanda..

[turbid hull]

XD

/slut

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

An adult video site pays you 120 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

Reply #55469

[turbid hull]

/crime

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You choked on your aspirations. You lost 659

Reply #635935

[turbid hull]

/work

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You work as a vibration consultant and earn 80

Reply #53

[digital sandal]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You attempted to rob perturbabe, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[twilit niche]

Bitch

[digital sandal]

[turbid hull]

thx vanda

[twilit niche]

Meet in me in #general-media

[turbid hull]

the 1.8k will be used wisely

In the gambling table

/money

how do i check

[digital sandal]

/rob @distant latch

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.

[digital sandal]

2 HOURS

[twilit niche]

/rob @distant latch

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You were caught attempting to rob censoredscreaming, and have been fined 640.

[turbid hull]

GUYS

[twilit niche]

[turbid hull]

go to gambling table

just look at my loss 💀

[twilit niche]

Vanda give mr

Me

[turbid hull]

I didn't know 21 wasn't blackjack

[twilit niche]

You owe me half

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 53

Reply #75

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You work as a space lawyer and earn 64

Reply #6

[dusk wadi]

/with all

/cash

/bank

/rob

[silent gale]

smellybumcrack

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[dusk wadi]

/work

[silent gale]

smellybumcrack

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 62 for helping them out.

Reply #636491

[distant latch]

@twilit niche @digital sandal

[dusk wadi]

How do I withdraw

[twilit niche]

Teehee

[dusk wadi]

/wit 300

[twilit niche]

/with

In #bar

[dusk wadi]

Ty

/work

[silent gale]

smellybumcrack

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 45 seconds.

[dusk wadi]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

smellybumcrack

You attempted to rob perturbabe, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[dusk wadi]

Broke mf

[twilit niche]

Bro I’m balls deep in bedt

Debt

[dusk wadi]

I just lost 500 in black jack

[twilit niche]

Skill issue

[dusk wadi]

🥲

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you 51.

Reply #636377

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You cannot work for 26 seconds.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid 100 for sorting jelly beans by color.

Reply #4910414

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned 58.

Reply #636429

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 90

Reply #636374

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned 58!

Reply #635987

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid 62!

Reply #635882

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You clean the chimney and find 63.

Reply #636287

[pearl heath]

/work

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You work as a circus clown and earn 81.

Reply #636448

[pearl heath]

/slut

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay 313 for child support before disownment.

Reply #635886

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

Your level got featured epic and you won 64

Reply #636296

[fallen adder]

/work

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make 60 for your dedication to dental hygiene.

Reply #4910399

[fallen adder]

/crime

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You were caught dumping trash illegally and have been fined 375.

Reply #4910550

[fallen adder]

/slut

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 309!

Reply #636501

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make 76.

Reply #4910425

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You steal a hobo's money jar for 647

Reply #636139

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You give excellent head and earn a solid 237.

Reply #636528

[sick vapor]

/rob @fallen adder

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You attempted to rob unknownzeldarelic, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[fallen adder]

😠

/rob hanzelnut26

[silent gale]

unknownzeldarelic

You've been fined 332 for trying to rob a poor person.

[fallen adder]

ruh roh

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You work as a comedian and earn 88

Reply #29

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You crack open a safe and shovel 263 into your pockets. These old people never learn.

Reply #636136

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You shake what your momma gave you for 157.

Reply #636544

[sick vapor]

/rob @plucky blaze

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You robbed 309 from sharkyboy9618.

[proud blaze]

/work

[silent gale]

crackalacken_

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 64 for it!

Reply #636559

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make 85 for your expertise in unicorn management.

Reply #4910398

[sick vapor]

/rob @proud blaze

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You attempted to rob crackalacken_, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra 127.

Reply #636068

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You vandalised a public park and have been fined 212.

Reply #4910540

[buoyant drift]

/work

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

You work as a taxi driver and earn 69

Reply #636045

[buoyant drift]

/slut

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you 200

Reply #636002

[buoyant drift]

y does everyone like squirting so much

/crime

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined 426

Reply #636107

[buoyant drift]

ffs

[leaden furnace]

/work

[silent gale]

xxnatedoggxx

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn 82

Reply #20

[leaden furnace]

/slut

[silent gale]

xxnatedoggxx

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you 237 in return!

Reply #635891

[leaden furnace]

/crime

[silent gale]

xxnatedoggxx

You were caught shoplifting a bag of chips and have been fined 528.

Reply #4910501

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You worked hard at Burger King and earned 81

Reply #636534

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid 342

Reply #636463

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you 306 for attempted murder.

Reply #55470

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You worked hard at Burger King and earned 97

Reply #636534

[silent gale]

saad_63870

You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined 292 to get it cured.

Reply #635884

saad_63870

You break into a firework factory and steals all the firecrackers and sell them for 622

Reply #636177

saad_63870

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get 75 for all your items.

Reply #636459

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn 54.

Reply #636082

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 78

Reply #7083

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost 78, have fun

Reply #635905

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You loiter and are fined 0.

Reply #636309

[sick vapor]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You attempted to rob perturbabe, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[last bolt]

/work

[silent gale]

holdup.lethimcook

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn 70, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

Reply #636395

[last bolt]

/crime

[silent gale]

holdup.lethimcook

You find a trading vulnerability in a game and duplicate inventory for which you sell and earn 480

Reply #636097

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 64

Reply #635952

[novel hatch]

/crime

[silent gale]

robinfirecat

You were caught stealing from a charity and have been fined 506.

Reply #4910555

[novel hatch]

/work

[silent gale]

robinfirecat

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 74 near one of the potatoes

Reply #906378

[novel hatch]

/slut

[silent gale]

robinfirecat

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 333 to fuck the girls inside.

Reply #636365

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn 62 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.

Reply #4910408

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make 68 for your expertise in unicorn management.

Reply #4910398

[novel hatch]

/crime

[silent gale]

robinfirecat

You cannot commit a crime for 35 minutes and 52 seconds.

[novel hatch]

/work

[silent gale]

robinfirecat

You work as a circus clown and earn 50.

Reply #636448

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 25 seconds.

[turbid hull]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You attempted to rob perturbabe, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[turbid hull]

/work

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned 67.

Reply #636059

[turbid hull]

/slut

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in 348

Reply #81

[turbid hull]

/crime

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost 385

Reply #636092

[turbid hull]

/rob @silent gale

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.

[turbid hull]

/rob @sick vapor

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 42 minutes.

[turbid hull]

/work

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You work as a help desk technician and earn 92

Reply #3

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 55 for your hard work

Reply #838130

[turbid hull]

/work

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money 74

Reply #636431

[turbid hull]

/slut

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You cannot be a slut for 17 minutes and 28 seconds.

[turbid hull]

/crime

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You cannot commit a crime for 17 minutes and 29 seconds.

[turbid hull]

/rob @slim pawn

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 16 minutes.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you 86 for your struggles.

Reply #636489

[digital sandal]

/rob @halcyon edge

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You were caught attempting to rob utk, and have been fined 510.

[twilit niche]

Here’s an L, take it

[halcyon edge]

lol

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win 88.

Reply #4910424

[halcyon edge]

/work

[silent gale]

utk

You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make 77.

Reply #4910434

[halcyon edge]

/rob @digital sandal

[silent gale]

utk

You attempted to rob _vanda., but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[digital sandal]

Bitch

[halcyon edge]

you're poor

[digital sandal]

I KNOW

[halcyon edge]

you need some muneh

[digital sandal]

thats why i rob arthur fans

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get 77 for all your items.

Reply #636459

[turbid hull]

/work

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

89 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

Reply #636327

[turbid hull]

/slut

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

[turbid hull]

/crime

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You cannot commit a crime for 2 minutes and 22 seconds.

[turbid hull]

/rob @worn panther

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 1 minute.

[turbid hull]

: (

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money 99

Reply #636431

[turbid hull]

/work

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 22 seconds.

[turbid hull]

/slut

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent 367 to your Patreon

Reply #635975

[turbid hull]

/crime

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined 367.

Reply #4910503

[turbid hull]

BRUH

i lost the money i earnt ;-;

/work

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You cannot work for 4 minutes and 47 seconds.

[turbid hull]

/slut

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 26 seconds.

[novel hatch]

/work

[silent gale]

robinfirecat

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn 81.

Reply #636412

[novel hatch]

/crime

[silent gale]

robinfirecat

You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay 426 or go to jail.

Reply #636495

[novel hatch]

/slut

[silent gale]

robinfirecat

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as 200!

Reply #204738

[novel hatch]

damn

[twilit niche]

Lucky

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 54 for helping them out.

Reply #636491

[twilit niche]

/rob bewxre

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You were caught attempting to rob bewxre, and have been fined 527.

[twilit niche]

[turbid hull]

/work

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You work as a police officer and earn 91

Reply #66

[twilit niche]

/bal censoredscreaming

[turbid hull]

/work

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You cannot work for 4 minutes and 59 seconds.

[turbid hull]

/work

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You cannot work for 4 minutes and 50 seconds.

[turbid hull]

/work

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make 82 for your vivid imagination.

Reply #4910393

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn 70

Reply #62

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You went to work and gained 88

Reply #636510

[turbid hull]

/work

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You fail at work, but your boss pays you 68 out of pity.

Reply #636290

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a head receiver and earn 76

Reply #22

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You got out of bed. Have 94

Reply #635934

[small quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

lukeman8769

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you 65, as it was originally their job

Reply #636304

[small quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

lukeman8769

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 43 seconds.

[small quiver]

/steal

[silent gale]

lukeman8769

You were caught attempting to rob luisgamercool42fan, and have been fined 65.

[small quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

lukeman8769

A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined 0 kiddo

Reply #635880

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you 54.

Reply #636531

[turbid hull]

/work

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid 89.

Reply #635917

[turbid hull]

/rob @earnest relic

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You attempted to rob detectivepitz, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[turbid hull]

/slut

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took 203 from you.

Reply #636525

[turbid hull]

/crime

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined 0 for messing with the wrong dolphin!

Reply #635927

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

92 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

Reply #636327

[turbid hull]

/work

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 32 seconds.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You cannot work for 4 minutes and 7 seconds.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned 69.

Reply #636429

[digital sandal]

/rob @next wyvern

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You attempted to rob noibuonvobien, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You work as a parkour specialist and earn 64

Reply #9

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You sell your crab for 92, you monster

Reply #635944

[twilit niche]

[novel hatch]

/work

[silent gale]

robinfirecat

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received 50!

Reply #203527

[novel hatch]

/crime

[silent gale]

robinfirecat

Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined 50.

Reply #636254

[novel hatch]

/slut

[silent gale]

robinfirecat

You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to 0.

Reply #636479

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned 58!

Reply #636488

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a professional wine taster and earn 76.

Reply #636066

[violet tangle]

/work

[silent gale]

khellyn

You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn 74

Reply #230203

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain 63

Reply #636390

[digital sandal]

/rob @twilit niche

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 16 minutes.

[twilit niche]

Vanda you stinky bitch

I wasn’t actually going to rob you

[digital sandal]

Its fake

[twilit niche]

Backstabber

[digital sandal]

it's lilith's fault

Rob her

[twilit niche]

She’s got $0 to her name

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You repair the arcade machines and receive 63

Reply #636347

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 32 seconds.

[twilit niche]

/rob bewxre

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You were caught attempting to rob bewxre, and have been fined 493.

[twilit niche]

I will get to him

No matter what it’s gonna cost me

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You cannot work for 9 seconds.

[twilit niche]

Ruh

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as an engineer and earn 92

Reply #71

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You work as a parkour specialist and earn 70

Reply #9

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn 69

Reply #35

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You do some work around the house for 86

Reply #41920

[twilit niche]

/rob bewxre

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 13 minutes.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned 84!

Reply #636488

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn 88

Reply #72

[digital sandal]

/rob censoredscreaming

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You were caught attempting to rob censoredscreaming, and have been fined 503.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

sirius.avnouxia

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 64

Reply #636494

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

sirius.avnouxia

You were a hacker and stole Robux 476

Reply #636533

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

sirius.avnouxia

Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost 144, have fun

Reply #635905

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn 300

Reply #636226

[candid jungle]

/work

[silent gale]

daddy.0762

You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is 68

Reply #636014

daddy.0762

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You become a game developer and raised 94 for charity.

Reply #636361

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you 67.

Reply #636509

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you 91.

Reply #636531

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You cannot commit a crime for 39 minutes and 29 seconds.

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You sell naked photos of yourself online for 271.

Reply #636503

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid 66.

Reply #55462

[twilit niche]

/rob bewxre

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You were caught attempting to rob bewxre, and have been fined 665.

[twilit niche]

[turbid hull]

/work

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You work as a Penguinologist and earn 57

Reply #636079

[turbid hull]

/slut

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of 57!

Reply #636331

[turbid hull]

/bal coy

/rob @candid jungle

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You attempted to rob daddy.0762, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got 89

Reply #636286

[candid jungle]

i’m broke again

af

/work

[silent gale]

daddy.0762

You worked overtime for 53

Reply #636536

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly 92

Reply #636015

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You develop games for a living and earn 51.

Reply #636041

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped 82!

Reply #636414

[digital sandal]

/rob censoredscreaming

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 22 minutes.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a streamer and gain 75 from donations

Reply #635918

[digital sandal]

/rob censoredscreaming

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You were caught attempting to rob censoredscreaming, and have been fined 297.

[digital sandal]

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You cannot work for 20 seconds.

[twilit niche]

Got away cheap

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you 56 as in return!

Reply #636372

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 99

Reply #636494

[digital sandal]

Tf?

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid 71!

Reply #635874

[twilit niche]

/rob bewxre

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You robbed 179 from bewxre.

[twilit niche]

YES

I DID IT

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

sirius.avnouxia

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned 50.

Reply #636059

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

sirius.avnouxia

It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of 612 during the escape home. Better luck next time.

Reply #636427

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

sirius.avnouxia

You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a 201 fine!

Reply #635892

[ripe badger]

WTF

Stop

[buoyant drift]

/work

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of 72

Reply #636378

[buoyant drift]

/crime

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined 72

Reply #636237

[buoyant drift]

/slut

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra 267.

Reply #636068

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You made a great pun! Take this 63.

Reply #636539

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

sirius.avnouxia

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped 53!

Reply #636414

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you 91

Reply #636353

[old flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

accid1e

You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay 130 to get it out

Reply #636477

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

accid1e

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning 79.

Reply #636314

[old flax]

/crime

[silent gale]

accid1e

You were caught using your phone in a movie theatre and have been fined 352.

Reply #4910499

[old flax]

sigh

[old flax]

/work

[silent gale]

accid1e

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 63 for it!

Reply #636559

[old flax]

/slut

[silent gale]

accid1e

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay 98 for child support before disownment.

Reply #635886

[old flax]

/crime

[silent gale]

accid1e

You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose 0.

Reply #636407

[old flax]

STOP

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You lock pick a random house and steal some jewelry and sell it for 600

Reply #636124

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You did a fundraiser and raised 88

Reply #834686

[digital sandal]

/rob censoredscreaming

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You were caught attempting to rob censoredscreaming, and have been fined 482.

[turbid hull]

/rob

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[turbid hull]

/work

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly 79.

Reply #55461

[turbid hull]

/crime

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You were caught dumping trash illegally and have been fined 79.

Reply #4910550

[turbid hull]

/slut

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain 242!

Reply #636487

[turbid hull]

/rob @halcyon edge

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You were caught attempting to rob utk, and have been fined 242.

[digital sandal]

/rob _blackdog

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You were caught attempting to rob _blackdog, and have been fined 661.

[turbid hull]

/work

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You work as a parkour specialist and earn 79

Reply #9

[turbid hull]

/slut

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 1 second.

[turbid hull]

womp womp

[sick vapor]

/rob @digital sandal

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You attempted to rob _vanda., but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn 67

Reply #46

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him 67.

Reply #635908

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for 0.

Reply #636398

[digital sandal]

[twilit niche]

/rob bewxre

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You were caught attempting to rob bewxre, and have been fined 486.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed 50.

Reply #636078

[halcyon edge]

/work

[silent gale]

utk

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 76

Reply #17

[cedar pulsar]

/work

[silent gale]

theforbiddensith

You got cloned for science. You earned 57

Reply #635872

[cedar pulsar]

/slut

[silent gale]

theforbiddensith

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned 370

Reply #635871

[cedar pulsar]

Dawg😭🙏

/bj

/rob @digital sandal

[silent gale]

theforbiddensith

You attempted to rob _vanda., but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[cedar pulsar]

/rob @sick vapor

[silent gale]

theforbiddensith

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn 67 for your participation.

Reply #4910440

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You sneak into the White House and manage to get your hands on a small loan of a million dollars. Unfortunately, you lose most of it while escaping, and only take home 428

Reply #636206

[sick vapor]

/rob @digital sandal

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 51 minutes and 17 seconds.

[digital sandal]

Bruh

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

Taxes collected! You have gained 72

Reply #636506

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned 60

Reply #636469

[twilit niche]

/slut

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You flashed your tits while streaming and received 244 in donations!

Reply #636030

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money 55

Reply #636431

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole 401 from you!

Reply #204337

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 379, and you go ahead with it.

Reply #636421

[digital sandal]

/rob censoredscreaming

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You were caught attempting to rob censoredscreaming, and have been fined 408.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a model and earn 84

Reply #18

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work at the dump all day. Then you found 91 from a thrown out wallet.

Reply #636408

[silent gale]

saad_63870

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 351 and a real sore hangover.

Reply #636262

saad_63870

You were caught making shitty memes and lost 590

Reply #636131

saad_63870

You work as a professional apologiser and earn 96

Reply #39

saad_63870

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[twilit niche]

/rob bewxre

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You were caught attempting to rob bewxre, and have been fined 423.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You make a living selling weed for 59 a day

Reply #635943

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of 61

Reply #636378

[twilit niche]

/]+}¥

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded 81.

Reply #636060

[violet tangle]

/work

[silent gale]

khellyn

You work as a cookie cutter and earn 99.

Reply #636055

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn 92 for your team winning!

Reply #636319

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn 93

Reply #46

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a 684 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!

Reply #838106

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 221 for your hard work.

Reply #636052

[twilit niche]

Woah vanda

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You cannot work for 33 seconds.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn 87

Reply #63

[turbid hull]

/work

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn 55, albeit reluctantly.

Reply #636532

[turbid hull]

/slut

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay 134 to fix your leg

Reply #636011

[turbid hull]

/crime

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined 0 for messing with the wrong dolphin!

Reply #635927

[turbid hull]

/rob @digital sandal

[silent gale]

luisgamercool42fan

You attempted to rob _vanda., but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as an egg and earn 69

Reply #635973

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make 75.

Reply #4910434

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You cannot commit a crime for 7 minutes and 10 seconds.

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You cannot be a slut for 7 minutes and 10 seconds.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You found 90 on the floor.

Reply #636294

[twilit niche]

/rob bewxre

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You were caught attempting to rob bewxre, and have been fined 610.

[twilit niche]

/crime

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You robbed a bank and secured 605.

Reply #636475

[twilit niche]

Nice

[ruby void]

/slut

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John 293

Reply #177

[ruby void]

/crime

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

You were caught skipping school and have been fined 699.

Reply #4910552

[ruby void]

/work

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn 83

Reply #41

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You found 84 lying on the floor in General Chat!

Reply #636543

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You get caught kicking puppies and get fined 317

Reply #636229

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn 256 and a sore ass.

Reply #636007

[digital sandal]

/rob censoredscreaming

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You robbed 5 from censoredscreaming.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a taxi driver and earn 55

Reply #636045

[twilit niche]

/worl

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you 96.

Reply #636258

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You work as a professional worker and earn 51.

Reply #636046

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You cannot commit a crime for 22 minutes and 11 seconds.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You take part in a medical research study and get paid 55 for your participation.

Reply #4910436

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned 70. Good job!

Reply #636279

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

vec.avnouxia

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned 97.

Reply #636059

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

vec.avnouxia

You steal a celebrity's personal diary and sell it to a gossip magazine for 439.

Reply #4910526

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

vec.avnouxia

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for 278... yikes

Reply #635967

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays 98 for your services.

Reply #636364

[digital sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

_vanda.

Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose 101.

Reply #635996

[digital sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

_vanda.

You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn 52.

Reply #4910423

[digital sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

_vanda.

It's your lucky day! You found an unlocked bus and took out 352 from the box of fares.

Reply #838121