You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
83 and given a bottle of wine.
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You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
83 and given a bottle of wine.
/crime
A sudden gust of wind blows away
283
/rob @tidal valve
You attempted to rob _outlander1899, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
163 in return!
Ignore the text focus on the cash.
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
161
....i regret putting that there.
/crime
Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts
507 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
100.
/crime
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
537 to dodge death.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
54 though.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
213.
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
71 from ad revenue.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob thestranger0759
You attempted to rob thestranger0759, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob vengeance.is.herby.mine
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/rob @worthy sedge
You robbed
275 from santaclausismadatyouforlooking.
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for
335
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
50 from your peers.
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
184.
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
99
/crime
You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for
274
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
303.
/crime
You steal a famous artist's paintbrush and sell it to a collector for
277.
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
68 strewn about between the seats!
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
291.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
85
You attempted to rob thedumbone2., but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You become a game developer and raised
59 for charity.
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
51


/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
86
/work
You work as a caterpillar walker and earn
57 for walking caterpillars on leaves.
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
202
/crime
You were caught making shitty memes and lost
683
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
79
/crime
You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined
459.
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
380 at you.
/work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth
69.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 30 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
61
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 36 minutes and 51 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 36 minutes and 29 seconds.
Aaaaa
/crime
You robbed a bank and got
489
You rob a gas station of all its fidget spinners. You sell them for
558 to some 11 year olds.
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 42 seconds.
/crime
You find a trading vulnerability in a game and duplicate inventory for which you sell and earn
591
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
64
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
84 for the hard work
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
180.
Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined
394
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
55
/crime
You were caught littering and have been fined
310.
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
76.
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
119, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
78
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
55 to clean the stains.
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
85.
You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined
85
/crime
You held a bus hostage and got paid
598
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
55 near one of the potatoes
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
290
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
75 for helping them out.
/crime
Nuh, uh, uh, mister! You are fined
275.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
86! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
79
/crime
You were caught in the act, and fined
395
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
221, have fun
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
87 for doing it
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
262 in a baggie next to you.
/crime
You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose
602 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.
/rob @ripe badger
You've been fined
199 for trying to rob a poor person.
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
101
/work
You sell bananas for
70
/crime
You were caught driving under the influence of alcohol and have been fined
171.
/work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make
67 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
/crime
You are hired by one of the admins to take out a server member. You were caught by the police and are fined
67
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
338 for the good time.
/rob @random grove
You've been fined
598 for trying to rob a poor person.
You were caught using your phone in a movie theatre and have been fined
429.
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
85.
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
266
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
89
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/crime
It's your lucky day! You found an unlocked bus and took out
462 from the box of fares.
You become a pimp and earn
183!
/rob @chilly shell
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 20 minutes.
/work
You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make
83 for your therapeutic skills.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 20 minutes and 25 seconds.
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
61
/crime
You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose
665.
/work
You gave yourself
86 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/crime
You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined
100
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
82.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 53 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 38 seconds.
/Crime
You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose
200.
/Work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
100
/Work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/crime
You break into Discord Headquarters, you steal
386 and escape unnoticed!
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
100.
The cops start chasing you, and
0 falls out of your pocket!
You clean the chimney and find
50.
Your pimp gives you an extra
276
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
100 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 37 seconds.
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
345.
/crime
You stole a Mi-24 Helicopter and sold it for
639 on the market
/crime
You tried to smuggle illegal cheese across the border and got caught. You have been fined
200.
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.
/slut
You found an extra
181 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
81
/wallet
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
88
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
172 fine!
An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined
89
/balance
Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal
324, luckily you aren't reported.
You shake what your momma gave you for
384.
You gave yourself
58 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
72
/crime
You sell body parts on the black market
419 in profit.
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
143 to restock.
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
99
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
60
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
395 trying to twerk.
/crime
You break into a bakery and steal all the bread, selling it to a group of pigeons for
426
/crime
You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a
338 fine!
/slut
An adult video site pays you
124 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
51
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
66 in profits
/crime
You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined
360.
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
182 and maybe chlamydia.
Idk how this works
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
88 for it.
/crime
You went to rob a bank and failed miserably, although you did escape the cops and made it back to your apartment. You found
285 on the ground in the parking lot.
/crime
You were caught spray painting "free hugs" on a building and have been fined
200.
/work
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win
50.
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
154
^^crazy work
/slut
You found an extra
148 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/crime
The "Don't Step on the Grass" sign in the park was taunting you, so you pranced all over the grassy fields before picking the pocket of the nearby patrolling traffic officer, you were able to nab
465 from their pockets.
/Slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
212, and you go ahead with it.
/crime
You're caught helping the enemy. Pay
312
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 52 minutes and 24 seconds.
/crime
You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined
200
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
96
/crime
You tried to sell fake designer merchandise, but got caught and have been fined
279.
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
196... yikes
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
166 for your services.
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
57 worth of scrap.
/crime
You steal your neighbour's Wi-Fi and charge them
420 for it
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
200 in one night.
/crime
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
217
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make
81 for your bravery and heroism.
You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost
308
/work
You milk a cow for
67
/Slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
365 in donations!
/work
You worked overtime for
71
/crime
You rob the Goodsprings General Store and come out with
500
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 14 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 38 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 16 seconds.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
73 in profits
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
83
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
329
/crime
You start selling steroids to the players on your team. You manage to make
327!
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
66 in profits
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
191
/crime
While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay
50.
/crime
You have been fined
284 because you ate during work hours.
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
80.
/slut
You rake in
121, but your butthole will never be the same...
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
67.
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
110, and you go ahead with it.
You attempted to rob vectorstatic, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
56 for it!
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
272 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
75, as it was originally their job
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
180 to stop because that's weird.
/crime
The police randomly stop you and fine you
548
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
58
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.
/rob @hidden sorrel
You attempted to rob gatocomprimido_, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make
56 for your unicorn whispering skills.
/crime
You work for a Mexican cartel and make
647
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
215
/crime
You were caught stealing flowers from a public garden and have been fined
200.
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
92
/crime
You make a profit selling catnip on the streets, and get
302.
/crime
You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined
200
/work
You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make
57 for your expertise in unicorn management.
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
57, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
94
/slut
You found an extra
202 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn
66 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
73.
/crime
You steal a rare plant from a botanical garden and sell it to a collector for
427
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
77
/crime
You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of
77
/collect
You have no role income to collect!
/bal
Nobody cares about you. You lost
0 trying to twerk.
You worked at the office overtime for
81
You sneak into the White House and manage to get your hands on a small loan of a million dollars. Unfortunately, you lose most of it while escaping, and only take home
516
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
107.
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
61.
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
90
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 38 seconds.
/crime
You hacked a bank and stole
650
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
86. Good job.
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
286 to have them cleaned
/crime
You're short when trying to pay for your food at Wawa, and take one too many pennies from their tips jar. Hang your head in shame and give
0 to make up for it
!bal
/slut
You rake in
100, but your butthole will never be the same...
/work
You work as a professional bed tester and earn
62.
/crime
You tried to sell fake designer merchandise, but got caught and have been fined
257.
/crime
You start up a detective service for a few days, but when you finally get business you end up robbing your client for
627.
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
52.
/work
You got featured and won
77
/crime
You help an old lady cross the road,
556 falls out of her purse and you take it!
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
237 in donations!
/work
You do some work around the house for
83
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
394
/crime
After many failed attempts, you decide to rob the orphanage, knowing that no one will help them. Upon arriving they are so excited to see a visitor your heart melts and you donate
442 to the orphanage.
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
97
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
199
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
67.
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
350 from the client
You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you
458 for attempted murder.
AAAAA
I’m new here how do I send memes to the chat and make it go to the stream
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
120 for your hard work.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 47 seconds.
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
182 for violating the stay-at-home order.
You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make
53 for your therapeutic skills.
Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a
468 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
70.
/crime
You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined
270!
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
0.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 17 seconds.
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
296 for your services.
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
97 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
You were caught lying at a truth or dare question! The fine is
393.
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
58.
/crime
You hacked this server and got
339.
/rob @hallow raven
You were caught attempting to rob unholyfnbr_, and have been fined
546.
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
306
/work
You receive a check of
51 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
85
/rob @sick vapor
You attempted to rob hanzelnut26, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
63
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
0.
You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay
0 for damages
You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make
50 for your expertise in unicorn management.
You attempted to rob certifiedtacituskilgorebf, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
lol hahaha
You drive women to the store for
54
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
317
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
99
/crime
You hack into a company's database and sell their trade secrets to a competitor for
434.
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
340 for child support before disownment.
/rob @iron copper
You've been fined
541 for trying to rob a poor person.
Damn
dawg what?
idk tf how
/rob @ripe badger
You attempted to rob vectorstatic, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Like this
You rob an ATM, but the CCTV captures your face. You are fined
0
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
215 in donations!
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
56

/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
71
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
71
/crime
Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined
0
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 24 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 5 seconds.
/work
You got out of bed. Have
55
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
70.
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
192 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
83.
/crime
You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined
389.
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
370 and a real sore hangover.
/work
Just take the
51 and go...
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
69.
🥴
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
92
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/deposit
/crime
You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined
613
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
379.
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
99 for your services.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.
/rob @sick vapor
You attempted to rob hanzelnut26, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
82.
/crime
You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined
575
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
169 to clean the stains.
/crime
You steal a police officer's uniform and use it to rob a bank, making off with
372.
/deposit
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
66
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
213!
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
87 for your hard work
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
354.
/crime
You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of
693
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
138 to fuck the girls inside.
/deposit all
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
67
/crime
You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined
272
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
122 for the night.
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
200 went down your toilet
/crime
You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined
200
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 44 seconds.
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
272.
You bought and sold items and profited
68
/rob dutch
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You were caught attempting to rob mainbluelobster, and have been fined
340.
/crime
You sell some cocaine and earn
621...
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
198.
/work
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn
99 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
/work
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn
66 for your participation.
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
365 in return!
/crime
You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole
324 from you!
/crime
You were caught shoplifting from a grocery store and have been fined
0.
Wtf
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
95 in profits
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
72.
You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined
666
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
53
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
88
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
91!
/crime
You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste
636 for more in game currency.
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
348!
You attempted to rob certifiedtacituskilgorebf, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You steal a luxury yacht and sell it to a wealthy businessman for
490.
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
298 for having your junk out.
/crime
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for
200
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
68 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
74
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
170 to your Patreon
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
64!
/work
You repair the lights and receive
55
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
315.
/work
You worked overtime for
79
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
388
/crime
Your SoundCloud DJ roommate plays his music at 120 DB until 5 am in the morning. In a seething blind rage, you kill him and sell his equipment for
267.
/crime
You find some farming tools and steal a few when people aren't looking and sell them to a farmer for
542
You were caught in the act, and fined
0
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
79.
/crime
After mugging a drunk policeman, the cops chase you, ram your car, and leave you for dead - when paramedics arrive, they charge you a whopping
634 because they don't get paid enough
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
240.
/crime
You sneak into a museum and steal a dinosaur skeleton, which you sell to a private collector for
252.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
99.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
86
You kidnap a bride and take her hostage for
615
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
50 in profits
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
387 for disturbing the public peace.
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
94!
You fucked a traffic cone and found
219 inside it
You were caught poaching endangered wildlife and have been fined
674.
You attempted to rob miguelfelixgallardo, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
61
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
169 for the night.
/crime
You successfully complete a heist and earn
290!
/crime
You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste
353 for more in game currency.
/slut
You get
197 through donations on your cam stream.
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
64.
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
57 on the floor.
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
66
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 41 seconds.
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
80
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
285
/crime
You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of
461
/work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make
81 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
/crime
You hacked a bank and stole
684
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
221 from you as compensation.
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
296 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You walk dogs for
67.
/crime
You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back
342.
/CRIME
You kill a guard with a sickle and steal
677 from his dead, bloated corpse.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
72
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
335.
/rob @cedar pulsar
You robbed
49 from theforbiddensith.
/rob @worthy olive
You robbed
906 from ifwclouds.
HAHA
/rob @worthy olive
You cannot rob yourself!
/rob @silent gale
You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.
/rob @cedar pulsar
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 43 minutes.
Quit trynna rob me
1 hour 43 minutes and ur cooked
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
76
/rob @worthy olive
You robbed
151 from ifwclouds.
/work
You got out of bed. Have
90
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
246
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
98.
/rob @cedar pulsar
You robbed
872 from theforbiddensith.
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
368 to your Patreon
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
100
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
75
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
85
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
281 and a real sore hangover.
/crime
You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of
383
/ work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
67, it must be your lucky day!
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
238
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
176.
/crime
You got seen by a police officer while trying to take some purses, you have been fined
309!
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
90
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
81
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
300
/crime
You were caught feeding pigeons in a no-feeding zone and have been fined
351.
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
258.
/work
You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make
93 from your gullible followers.
/crime
You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined
649
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
70
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
89 as in return!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 35 seconds.
Wassup
/work
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn
93 for your participation.
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
169 for your services.
/crime
Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
449
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
69
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
360!
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
64
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
196.
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
293!
You sell some cocaine and earn
549...
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
85.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
89 though.
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
51
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
81.
/work
You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make
96 from your gullible followers.
/work
You are paid
96 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
64
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
58
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
263
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
93
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
92.
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
90
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
200.
You have worked in the prison gardens for
63
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
66
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
78
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
205 for your hard work.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
53
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
64
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
55 for a good job.
/work
You work as a model and earn
87
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
60
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
129 after.
/dep all
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
96
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
85 for a good job.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
96
/work
You become a game developer and raised
97 for charity.
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
381 to your Patreon
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
58!
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
113
/crime
You have been fined
627 because you ate during work hours.
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
56
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
54
/crime
You receive an unmarked letter in the post. Inside is a cheque of
522, which probably means that the "business" went well.
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
261 in donations!
You were caught attempting to rob smellybumcrack, and have been fined
518.
shoot
HA
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
64!
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
239
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
64
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
86 as in return!
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
95
/rob @celest reef
You were caught attempting to rob bjorn2321, and have been fined
493.
/crime
You sneak into a zoo and steal a baby elephant, which you sell to a wealthy collector for
468.
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
58
/slut
You earned
290 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/crime
You sell your first mixtape and earn
274
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
71 for doing his job.
/crime
You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them
200 in damages.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
62
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
62
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 39 seconds.
/rob @frigid yacht
You attempted to rob smarsh.1, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
257.
You steal all the candy from a candy store. After fighting the urge to eat it, you sell it for
304.
You take part in a medical research study and get paid
100 for your participation.
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
93
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
81
/crime
You steal an apple from the market for
293
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
254 for the night.
You were fined
205 for slacking in school!
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 45 seconds.
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
302
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
69
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
You robbed
918 from saad_63870.
rob/@ripe badger
You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.
Idk how this works
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.