back-room

[tidal valve]

/slut

[silent gale]

_outlander1899

You do a good deepthroating and earn 246 from the client

Reply #636526

[tidal valve]

WHATTT

[buoyant drift]

/work

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of 70

Reply #636378

[buoyant drift]

/slut

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated 230 to your Patreon!

Reply #635883

[buoyant drift]

/crime

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for 497.

Reply #636022

[buoyant drift]

DANG IT

/rob @chilly shell

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

You attempted to rob thestranger0759, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[buoyant drift]

AH

[chilly shell]

HA

/rob @buoyant drift

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 31 minutes and 25 seconds.

[chilly shell]

/crime

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined 599

Reply #636013

[chilly shell]

Deserved

/work

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you 70

Reply #636432

[buoyant drift]

Omg it was a pineapple too lol

[chilly shell]

I know 😭

[buoyant drift]

I’m still broke I think, bot still hates me

[chilly shell]

Truce??

[buoyant drift]

I don’t mind lol up to you

/work

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 53!

Reply #636413

[buoyant drift]

/slut

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

You cannot be a slut for 18 minutes and 7 seconds.

[buoyant drift]

/crime

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

You cannot commit a crime for 18 minutes and 5 seconds.

[buoyant drift]

Lame

[chilly shell]

Yea

[buoyant drift]

/work

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

You work as crisis actor and earn 86.

Reply #636433

[buoyant drift]

/slut

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

You suck some toes and earn 378

Reply #636551

[buoyant drift]

/crime

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

You dress up as a mascot and steal the team's championship trophy, which you sell to a sports memorabilia collector for 580.

Reply #4910518

[buoyant drift]

Finally

[frigid yacht]

/work

[silent gale]

smarsh.1

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 99

Reply #230200

[frigid yacht]

/crime

[silent gale]

smarsh.1

You were caught vaping in the bathroom and have been given a 626 fine.

Reply #636434

[frigid yacht]

/slut

[silent gale]

smarsh.1

You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job 177

Reply #636075

[frigid yacht]

DAWG

my money😭

[frigid yacht]

/work

[silent gale]

smarsh.1

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you 75 .

Reply #636084

[frigid yacht]

/rob @chilly shell

[silent gale]

smarsh.1

You attempted to rob thestranger0759, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[frigid yacht]

AAAH

[chilly shell]

HAA

/ rob @frigid yacht

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You attempted to rob smarsh.1, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[frigid yacht]

your poorer than me

/bal

/bj 100

/rob @silent gale

[silent gale]

smarsh.1

You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.

[chilly shell]

Wrong rooms

[frigid yacht]

oops

/rob @tidal valve

[silent gale]

smarsh.1

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

[frigid yacht]

grrrrrrrr

[mossy mauve]

/rob @frigid yacht

[silent gale]

.jeigh.

You attempted to rob smarsh.1, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[frigid yacht]

haha

im in crippling debt

[mossy mauve]

NOOO

[frigid yacht]

/rob @mossy mauve

[silent gale]

smarsh.1

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 33 minutes.

[mossy mauve]

/work

[silent gale]

.jeigh.

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn 76

Reply #45

[mossy mauve]

/slut

[silent gale]

.jeigh.

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with 309.

Reply #636368

[mossy mauve]

/crime

[silent gale]

.jeigh.

You sell a truckload of stolen goods and the former president's suit for 329

Reply #636217

[mossy mauve]

/rob @chilly shell

[silent gale]

.jeigh.

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 56 minutes.

[mossy mauve]

/work

[silent gale]

.jeigh.

You cannot work for 7 minutes.

[chilly shell]

/work

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make 61 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

Reply #636334

[chilly shell]

/crime

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You steal an orange and pawn it for 402.

Reply #636135

[mossy mauve]

/work

[silent gale]

.jeigh.

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 17 seconds.

[mossy mauve]

/crime

[silent gale]

.jeigh.

You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 35 seconds.

[chilly shell]

/work

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 32 seconds.

[chilly shell]

/slut

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned 377

Reply #635871

[mossy mauve]

/slut

[silent gale]

.jeigh.

You cannot be a slut for 53 minutes and 39 seconds.

[chilly shell]

Hehehehehe

[mossy mauve]

shut up Dutch what happened to Tahiti

[chilly shell]

Don't worry I still have a GOD Damn Plaaaaan

!!!

You just need to have some God Damn Faith!!!!!

[mossy mauve]

Your last boy is out here coughing up blood and the only thing you’re worrying about is tropical mangoes you’ll never be able to see

[chilly shell]

Ehhhhhh he was kinda being a bitch and the voices said he was a buzz killer

[mossy mauve]

The last time you had a conversation with him your face turned red and not because it was hot

[chilly shell]

He was pissing me off

[mossy mauve]

I wonder how much your lungs got pissed off when they contracted tuberculosis from Arthur

[chilly shell]

Kinda a bitch move on Arthur's parts that's why I killed his wife and son

[mossy mauve]

[chilly shell]

[mossy mauve]

[chilly shell]

/work

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You work as an iceberg mover and earn 70

Reply #31

[chilly shell]

/crime

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You cannot commit a crime for 41 minutes and 57 seconds.

[chilly shell]

/murder

[tidal valve]

/murder @chilly shell

/work

[silent gale]

_outlander1899

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn 100

Reply #635988

[tidal valve]

/crime

[silent gale]

_outlander1899

You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined 346

Reply #636218

[tidal valve]

/slut

[silent gale]

_outlander1899

You suck some toes and earn 318

Reply #636551

[tidal valve]

oh my god wtf

D:

[chilly shell]

/work

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You got featured and won 90

Reply #636295

[chilly shell]

/crime

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You cannot commit a crime for 25 minutes and 11 seconds.

[chilly shell]

/slut

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You cannot be a slut for 29 minutes and 35 seconds.

[untold ruin]

/crime

[silent gale]

robloxdude0601

You kill a guard with a sickle and steal 485 from his dead, bloated corpse.

Reply #636203

[untold ruin]

/slut

[silent gale]

robloxdude0601

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn 117

Reply #635949

[untold ruin]

/work

[silent gale]

robloxdude0601

You have worked in the prison gardens for 50

Reply #636468

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for 66.

Reply #636443

[twilit niche]

/crime

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You were caught trespassing onto a construction site and have been fined 404.

Reply #4910557

[snow ridge]

/crime

[silent gale]

johnmorgan._.

You steal someone's Halloween candy and give your friend half of it. He pays you 310

Reply #636245

[frigid yacht]

/work

[silent gale]

smarsh.1

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make 99 from ad revenue.

Reply #636418

[frigid yacht]

/slut

[silent gale]

smarsh.1

You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a 115 fine!

Reply #635898

[frigid yacht]

/crime

[silent gale]

smarsh.1

Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined 251

Reply #635959

[frigid yacht]

dawg im in so much debt

i fail every time

[safe wyvern]

/work

[silent gale]

ironicallymriq

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 67 stashed inside one of them.

Reply #6070

[safe wyvern]

/crime

[silent gale]

ironicallymriq

The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate 317

Reply #636000

[frigid yacht]

dont rob the elderly

[safe wyvern]

They’re not gonna need it much longer anyways 😒

[frigid yacht]

thats wild

[frigid yacht]

[chilly shell]

/work

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you 56 for your work.

Reply #636481

[chilly shell]

/crime

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You rob a liquor store for 657

Reply #636499

[chilly shell]

/slut

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn 106

Reply #82

[chilly shell]

/rob @fineapple.pie

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[chilly shell]

/rob @safe wyvern

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You attempted to rob ironicallymriq, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[safe wyvern]

Well well wel

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for 88.

Reply #636443

[chilly shell]

/crime

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost 419

Reply #636088

[chilly shell]

/work

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn 83.

Reply #636412

[chilly shell]

/slut

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you 124 for the good time.

Reply #635911

[verbal river]

/work

[silent gale]

darrmanfam0096

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn 99 for your participation.

Reply #4910440

[verbal river]

/slut

[silent gale]

darrmanfam0096

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you 99.

Reply #635910

[verbal river]

/ crime

[silent gale]

darrmanfam0096

You manage to slip some gemstones into your pockets when the store owner isn't looking, selling them later for 587.

Reply #636288

[supple wave]

/ work

[silent gale]

waffle_714

You work as a janitor and earn 81

Reply #74

[chilly shell]

/bj work

/work

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn 66

Reply #41

[chilly shell]

/crime

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You cannot commit a crime for 20 minutes and 51 seconds.

[steel yew]

/work

[silent gale]

joerpwhiskers

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 64 for your hard work

Reply #838130

[steel yew]

/work

[silent gale]

joerpwhiskers

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.

[steel yew]

/crime

[silent gale]

joerpwhiskers

Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined 593

Reply #636109

[steel yew]

/steal

/slut

[silent gale]

joerpwhiskers

You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined 0.

Reply #636305

[steel yew]

/rob @chilly shell

[silent gale]

joerpwhiskers

You attempted to rob thestranger0759, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[chilly shell]

HA

/rob @steel yew

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You've been fined 501 for trying to rob a poor person.

[chilly shell]

Bruh

[fair parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

certifiedtacituskilgorebf

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make 56 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

Reply #4910403

[steel yew]

Lets see now

/rob @chilly shell

[silent gale]

joerpwhiskers

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 6 minutes.

[steel yew]

/work

[silent gale]

joerpwhiskers

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make 77 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

Reply #4910405

[steel yew]

/ crime

[silent gale]

joerpwhiskers

You cannot commit a crime for 3 minutes and 48 seconds.

[chrome walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

apryllee_

You clean off the chairs and get paid 88

Reply #636336

[chrome walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

apryllee_

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

[chrome walrus]

Damn

[hexed moat]

/work

[silent gale]

hellfirequeen

Your level got featured epic and you won 52

Reply #636296

[summer spoke]

/work

[silent gale]

_zite_

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 56 to help fund the project!

Reply #636446

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

scyllasa

You host a fine wine tasting event and get 84

Reply #636087

[fair parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

certifiedtacituskilgorebf

You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn 83 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.

Reply #4910408

[supple wave]

/work

[silent gale]

waffle_714

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you 55

Reply #636432

[supple wave]

/slut

[silent gale]

waffle_714

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined 329

Reply #168

[supple wave]

BRUH

[solemn furnace]

/work

[silent gale]

wrangler13045

You work as a beaver expert and earn 84

Reply #16

[supple wave]

/work

[silent gale]

waffle_714

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 28 seconds.

[solemn furnace]

/crime

[silent gale]

wrangler13045

You're hired as a hitman for 527

Reply #636129

[solemn furnace]

/slut

[silent gale]

wrangler13045

When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost 354

Reply #635999

[solemn furnace]

Damn

[supple wave]

/crime

[silent gale]

waffle_714

You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole 16 from you!

Reply #204337

[supple wave]

/work

[silent gale]

waffle_714

You cannot work for 15 seconds.

[supple wave]

/work

[silent gale]

waffle_714

You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make 94 for your skills in temporal navigation.

Reply #4910392

[tidal valve]

/rob @chilly shell

[silent gale]

_outlander1899

You attempted to rob thestranger0759, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[tidal valve]

/work

[silent gale]

_outlander1899

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got 57 I think...

Reply #635916

[tidal valve]

/crime

[silent gale]

_outlander1899

You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined 375 for offending the soccer mom.

Reply #834632

[tidal valve]

/slut

[silent gale]

_outlander1899

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for 359.

Reply #636452

[tidal valve]

/work

[silent gale]

_outlander1899

You work as the head of elephants and earn 61

Reply #7

[tidal valve]

/rob @supple wave

[silent gale]

_outlander1899

You attempted to rob waffle_714, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[tidal valve]

/slut

[silent gale]

_outlander1899

You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes 199 from you.

Reply #636558

[supple wave]

Bruh

[tidal valve]

/crime

[silent gale]

_outlander1899

Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined 221

Reply #636541

[supple wave]

/work

[silent gale]

waffle_714

You got out of bed. Have 61

Reply #635934

[supple wave]

/slut

[silent gale]

waffle_714

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's 107

Reply #635964

[supple wave]

/crime

[silent gale]

waffle_714

You raided the enemy tribe and got 519

Reply #636148

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved 69!

Reply #636278

[supple wave]

/deposit

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You break into a candy store and steal all the chocolate, selling it on the black market for 604

Reply #4910488

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 14 seconds.

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 34 seconds.

hanzelnut26

You attempted to rob waffle_714, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

hanzelnut26

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you 90.

Reply #636369

[tidal valve]

/work

[silent gale]

_outlander1899

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn 95

Reply #20

[tidal valve]

/slut

[silent gale]

_outlander1899

You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined 95.

Reply #834714

[fair parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

certifiedtacituskilgorebf

You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you 60 for the hard work

Reply #838245

wuv.gun

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn 81 for your team winning!

Reply #636319

wuv.gun

You have a good night out and earn 102.

Reply #635940

wuv.gun

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 16 seconds.

[fair parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

certifiedtacituskilgorebf

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 81.

Reply #636058

[fair parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

certifiedtacituskilgorebf

You take your dog for a walk and gain 71

Reply #636388

[fair parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

certifiedtacituskilgorebf

You do some work around the house for 95

Reply #41920

[chilly shell]

/work

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 91

Reply #17

[chilly shell]

/crime

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You choked on your aspirations. You lost 448

Reply #635935

[chilly shell]

/slut

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated 226 to your Patreon!

Reply #635883

[fair parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

certifiedtacituskilgorebf

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you 100.

Reply #636403

[tidal valve]

/rob @chilly shell

[silent gale]

_outlander1899

You attempted to rob thestranger0759, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[tidal valve]

/work

[silent gale]

_outlander1899

You develop games and earn 85.

Reply #636067

[tidal valve]

/crime

[silent gale]

_outlander1899

You have been fined 85 because you ate during work hours.

Reply #636146

[tidal valve]

/slut

[silent gale]

_outlander1899

You get 289 through donations on your cam stream.

Reply #636502

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found 52!

Reply #636550

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay 106 for bail!

Reply #636248

[sick vapor]

/bal

/rob @chilly shell

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You attempted to rob thestranger0759, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[chilly shell]

The hate is unreal

/crime

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You steal a hobo's money jar for 355

Reply #636139

[chilly shell]

/work

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 77

Reply #10

[chilly shell]

/rob @fineapple.pie

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[chilly shell]

/rob @sick vapor

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You've been fined 485 for trying to rob a poor person.

[fair parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

certifiedtacituskilgorebf

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped 99!

Reply #636414

[sick vapor]

The plan, where is your plan? I hate you Dutch

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make 56 from your gullible followers.

Reply #4910388

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You dress up as a superhero and rob a bank, escaping with 508

Reply #4910470

[chilly shell]

You just don't have no GODDAMN FAITH

/work

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you 82

Reply #636432

[chilly shell]

/crime

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You robbed a bank and secured 586.

Reply #636475

[drowsy verge]

/work

[silent gale]

xerya_

You clean off the animatronics and get paid 51

Reply #636335

[thorn ibex]

/work

[silent gale]

fishingirl888

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make 95 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

Reply #4910403

[thorn ibex]

/slut

[silent gale]

fishingirl888

You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent 127 on medical bills.

Reply #636085

[thorn ibex]

wut

/crime

[silent gale]

fishingirl888

You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a 658 fine!

Reply #635897

[fair parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

certifiedtacituskilgorebf

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you 65

Reply #636353

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You clean off the animatronics and get paid 71

Reply #636335

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a 322 fine!

Reply #635895

[sick vapor]

Fuck

[chilly shell]

/work

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you 87 for a good job.

Reply #636490

[chilly shell]

/crime

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined 636!

Reply #635982

[chilly shell]

/slut

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You whip it out and manage to rake in 198

Reply #79

[chilly shell]

/rob @sick vapor

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You attempted to rob hanzelnut26, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[buoyant drift]

/work

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 74

Reply #636441

[buoyant drift]

/slut

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's 400

Reply #635964

[buoyant drift]

/crime

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

You were caught driving under the influence of alcohol and have been fined 383.

Reply #4910510

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make 86 for your bravery and heroism.

Reply #4910397

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 148, and you go ahead with it.

Reply #636421

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You were caught vandalising a public restroom and have been fined 526.

Reply #4910505

[sick vapor]

Fuck

/rob @buoyant drift

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You attempted to rob fineapple.pie, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[loud dock]

/micah

/work

[silent gale]

.your_fav_horse_girl.

You dig around in your yard and gain 62

Reply #636382

[sick vapor]

Watcha diggin baby

[loud dock]

/rob @sick vapor

[silent gale]

.your_fav_horse_girl.

You attempted to rob hanzelnut26, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[sick vapor]

Haha lol

[buoyant drift]

Bro I’m broke and I don’t deposit. The bot hates me I’m paying off a gambling debt. @chilly shell can confirm this

[sick vapor]

I'm broke

Yea me too

[buoyant drift]

/work

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

You clean off the chairs and get paid 95

Reply #636336

[buoyant drift]

/slut

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 41 seconds.

[loud dock]

/work

[buoyant drift]

/crime

[silent gale]

.your_fav_horse_girl.

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 43 seconds.

fineapple.pie

You cannot commit a crime for 16 minutes and 42 seconds.

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 11 seconds.

[chilly shell]

True

/work

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You worked overtime for 53

Reply #636536

[chilly shell]

/crime

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You sneak into a farm and steal a cow, selling it to a butcher for 470

Reply #4910468

[loud dock]

/rob @chilly shell

[silent gale]

.your_fav_horse_girl.

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.

[loud dock]

/crima

[chilly shell]

HA

[loud dock]

Oop-

/crime

[silent gale]

.your_fav_horse_girl.

You rob the bank of Eternity for 486

Reply #635868

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 26 seconds.

[loud dock]

I’m new I’m rlly bad at dis

[sick vapor]

Yea me too

[loud dock]

/cry

/crime

[silent gale]

.your_fav_horse_girl.

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 19 seconds.

[sick vapor]

/rollinthemud

fuckkkkkk (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[loud dock]

/slut

[silent gale]

.your_fav_horse_girl.

You couldn't get it up and lost 261

Reply #635930

[loud dock]

Aw man

[sick vapor]

Damn haha

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 37 seconds.

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot work for 1 minute and 33 seconds.

[buoyant drift]

[loud dock]

lol

/worl

/work

[silent gale]

.your_fav_horse_girl.

You cannot work for 57 seconds.

[loud dock]

Uhggg

/rob @chilly shell

[silent gale]

.your_fav_horse_girl.

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 51 minutes.

[loud dock]

I wanna rob I

U*

[chilly shell]

Whyyyy

/rob @loud dock

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You were caught attempting to rob .your_fav_horse_girl., and have been fined 649.

[chilly shell]

Fuck me

[loud dock]

Hehehe

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You drive women to the store for 68

Reply #636048

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot be a slut for 46 minutes and 59 seconds.

hanzelnut26

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 48 minutes.

[loud dock]

/work

[silent gale]

.your_fav_horse_girl.

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 95 to help fund the project!

Reply #636446

[loud dock]

/slut

[silent gale]

.your_fav_horse_girl.

You cannot be a slut for 50 minutes and 1 second.

[loud dock]

/rob

[silent gale]

.your_fav_horse_girl.

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[loud dock]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

/deposit 100

[buoyant drift]

/work

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

Your level got featured epic and you won 53

Reply #636296

[buoyant drift]

/slut

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 13 seconds.

[buoyant drift]

Lemme slut myself

[loud dock]

AYO

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got 87

Reply #636286

[chilly shell]

/crime

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You steal all the candy from a candy store. After fighting the urge to eat it, you sell it for 444.

Reply #635914

[chilly shell]

/work

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make 55 for your expertise in unicorn management.

Reply #4910398

[chilly shell]

/slut

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of 157!

Reply #635946

[dense fulcrum]

/work

[silent gale]

normaldude_whatdoyouexpect

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn 87

Reply #635864

[dense fulcrum]

/slut

[silent gale]

normaldude_whatdoyouexpect

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay 354 for child support before disownment.

Reply #635886

[dense fulcrum]

/crime

[silent gale]

normaldude_whatdoyouexpect

You were caught lying at a truth or dare question! The fine is 250.

Reply #636537

[buoyant drift]

/work

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

You work as an ear cleaner and earn 74

Reply #44

[buoyant drift]

/slut

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 106, and you go ahead with it.

Reply #636421

[buoyant drift]

/crime

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate 614

Reply #636000

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

vectorstatic

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got 95

Reply #204081

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

vectorstatic

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you 295.

Reply #635910

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

vectorstatic

You entered the Royal Palace and stole a precious diamond. You then sold it for 426

Reply #636154

[zealous sage]

/crime

[silent gale]

vortex0726

You were caught cheating on a test and have been fined 286.

Reply #4910498

[soft pivot]

/WORK

[silent gale]

nxtty7569

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn 80

Reply #635865

[buoyant drift]

/work

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

You work as a high school student with no life. Have 91 because we pity you.

Reply #7000

[buoyant drift]

/slut

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent 231 to your Patreon

Reply #635975

[buoyant drift]

/crime

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined 291

Reply #636113

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make 86 for your expertise in unicorn management.

Reply #4910398

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for 88

Reply #636178

[sick vapor]

/rob @shadow nymph

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You attempted to rob spawn6172, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again. 0 for the paramedics to come and help you out.

Reply #636062

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You take your cat for a walk and gain 92

Reply #636389

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You fucked up, and have been fined 92

Reply #174

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined 0

Reply #636109

[sick vapor]

Fuck off

/rob @dense fulcrum

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 minute and 48 seconds.

[languid hamlet]

/crime

[silent gale]

dutchwithplan

You steal your boss's stapler and sell it to a co-worker for 560

Reply #4910472

[languid hamlet]

/rob @sick vapor

[silent gale]

dutchwithplan

You've been fined 390 for trying to rob a poor person.

[languid hamlet]

/work

[silent gale]

dutchwithplan

You work as an ear cleaner and earn 68

Reply #44

[rare totem]

/work

[silent gale]

jamuhh

You work as an Irish dancer and earn 86

Reply #14

[rare totem]

/slut

[silent gale]

jamuhh

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned 271

Reply #838124

[rare totem]

/crime

[silent gale]

jamuhh

You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you 369 for being a lazy ass person.

Reply #636028

[languid hamlet]

/slut

[silent gale]

dutchwithplan

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you 175 to stop because that's weird.

Reply #636350

[languid hamlet]

/bal

/crime

[silent gale]

dutchwithplan

You cannot commit a crime for 45 minutes and 54 seconds.

[languid hamlet]

/rob @dense fulcrum

[silent gale]

dutchwithplan

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 41 minutes.

[rich ferry]

/slut

[silent gale]

andrei1354785

You shake what your momma gave you for 211.

Reply #636544

[rich ferry]

/work

[silent gale]

andrei1354785

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you 86.

Reply #636282

[silent gale]

dutchwithplan

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 58 minutes and 54 seconds.

[languid hamlet]

/crime

[silent gale]

dutchwithplan

While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay 517.

Reply #636277

[rare totem]

/work

[silent gale]

jamuhh

You work as a parkour specialist and earn 51

Reply #9

[rare totem]

/crime

[silent gale]

jamuhh

You pickpocket every single person in the parliament entrance and sneak away with 693

Reply #636214

[rare totem]

/slut

[silent gale]

jamuhh

You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you 301.

Reply #635924

[languid hamlet]

/slut

[silent gale]

dutchwithplan

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up 333

Reply #7034

saad_63870

You broke into a museum to steal a valuable artefact, but got caught and have been fined 200.

Reply #4910535

saad_63870

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 172 and a real sore hangover.

Reply #636262

saad_63870

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 47 seconds.

saad_63870

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.

saad_63870

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 82

Reply #19

[languid hamlet]

/work

[silent gale]

dutchwithplan

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn 63

Reply #21

[languid hamlet]

YO?

[ripe badger]

/rob @languid hamlet

[silent gale]

vectorstatic

You attempted to rob dutchwithplan, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[ripe badger]

Oh god

/work

[silent gale]

vectorstatic

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of 63 anyway.

Reply #636409

[languid hamlet]

/work

[silent gale]

dutchwithplan

You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make 66 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.

Reply #4910395

[languid hamlet]

HUH?

/rob @ripe badger

[silent gale]

dutchwithplan

You robbed 12 from vectorstatic.

[ripe badger]

Ey

/rob @languid hamlet

[silent gale]

vectorstatic

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

vectorstatic

You rob the Goodsprings General Store and come out with 322

Reply #636467

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

vectorstatic

You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined 185.

Reply #636305

[languid hamlet]

/slut

[silent gale]

dutchwithplan

You work at the strip club and earn 271.

Reply #636529

[languid hamlet]

/crime

[silent gale]

dutchwithplan

You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined 377

Reply #636140

[dense fulcrum]

blud tryna rob me 😭

/rob @languid hamlet

[silent gale]

normaldude_whatdoyouexpect

You attempted to rob dutchwithplan, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[dense fulcrum]

fauk man..

/crime

[silent gale]

normaldude_whatdoyouexpect

After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for 298.

Reply #636022

[dense fulcrum]

/work

[silent gale]

normaldude_whatdoyouexpect

You work as a smarties expert and earn 62

Reply #24

[dense fulcrum]

/slut

[silent gale]

normaldude_whatdoyouexpect

You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs 62

Reply #635912

[languid hamlet]

His what?

[silent gale]

saad_63870

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of 222!

Reply #635946

saad_63870

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for 71.

Reply #636556

saad_63870

You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined 429

Reply #636103

saad_63870

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.

[silent gale]

saad_63870

You cannot be a slut for 3 minutes and 29 seconds.

saad_63870

You cannot commit a crime for 3 minutes and 35 seconds.

[silent gale]

saad_63870

You work at the strip club and earn 157.

Reply #636529

saad_63870

You work for a Mexican cartel and make 490

Reply #636228

saad_63870

You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make 55.

Reply #4910437

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

vectorstatic

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you 64 .

Reply #636084

vectorstatic

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 20 minutes and 37 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

vectorstatic

You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a 578 fine.

Reply #636180

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

vectorstatic

You go down on that rich kid and earn 249

Reply #635900

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

lilgirl666

You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make 97 for your therapeutic skills.

Reply #4910396

[ripe badger]

/work

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[summer spoke]

/work

[silent gale]

_zite_

You work as a serial murderer... and earn 100

Reply #68

[summer spoke]

/slut

[silent gale]

_zite_

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in 199

Reply #80

saad_63870

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you 109 for the night.

Reply #636471

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

vectorstatic

You get a commission request, the payment is 51.

Reply #636379

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

vectorstatic

You were caught stealing from a charity and have been fined 300.

Reply #4910555

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

vectorstatic

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you 341 to stop because that's weird.

Reply #636350

[chilly shell]

/crime

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for 445.

Reply #636398

[chilly shell]

/work

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make 92 for your expertise in unicorn management.

Reply #4910398

[chilly shell]

/slut

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 342.

Reply #55467

[tacit ember]

/crime

[silent gale]

cyrozer77

You are hired by one of the admins to take out a server member. You were caught by the police and are fined 200

Reply #636241

[tacit ember]

/work

[silent gale]

cyrozer77

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make 89 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

Reply #4910403

[tacit ember]

/slut

[silent gale]

cyrozer77

You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a 89 fine!

Reply #635898

[chilly shell]

/work

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make 53 for your entertaining bedtime stories.

Reply #4910401

[chilly shell]

/crime

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You cannot commit a crime for 7 minutes and 11 seconds.

[chilly shell]

/slut

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You cannot be a slut for 7 minutes and 18 seconds.

[chilly shell]

/rob @ripe badger

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You attempted to rob vectorstatic, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[ripe badger]

HA

IM POOR

[chilly shell]

Real

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

vectorstatic

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid 92 for it.

Reply #636518

[ripe badger]

/rob @chilly shell

[silent gale]

vectorstatic

You robbed 8 from thestranger0759.

[chilly shell]

You bastard that was my favorite 8 dollars

[buoyant drift]

/work

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 67

Reply #230200

[buoyant drift]

/slut

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you 295 to clean the stains.

Reply #55473

[buoyant drift]

/crime

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

You hacked google and stole 521.

Reply #636184

[buoyant drift]

[ripe badger]

Oh, poor man

[chilly shell]

I have a new plan

It involves the Pinkerton detective agency

[ripe badger]

You can't steal from me that's for sure, I'm on negative in bank

/work

[silent gale]

vectorstatic

You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make 62 for spreading joy and happiness.

Reply #4910394

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

vectorstatic

You set fire to Starbucks and steal all the coffee worth 521

Reply #636144

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

vectorstatic

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 227

Reply #635907

[ripe badger]

Jackpot

[chilly shell]

/crime

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You robbed your sister's cookie jar and managed to sell the cookies for 440

Reply #636493

[chilly shell]

/work

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you 74.

Reply #636369

[chilly shell]

/slut

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You found an extra 239 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

Reply #635997

[golden egret]

/slut

[silent gale]

c_ntfromglasgow

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 169, and you go ahead with it.

Reply #636421

[golden egret]

/work

[silent gale]

c_ntfromglasgow

You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make 94 for your therapeutic skills.

Reply #4910396

[golden egret]

/crime

[silent gale]

c_ntfromglasgow

You sneak into the White House and manage to get your hands on a small loan of a million dollars. Unfortunately, you lose most of it while escaping, and only take home 545

Reply #636206

[amber vault]

/crime

[silent gale]

xoxbeansxox

You steal all the candy from a candy store. After fighting the urge to eat it, you sell it for 385.

Reply #635914

[amber vault]

/work

[silent gale]

xoxbeansxox

You clean off the chairs and get paid 57

Reply #636336

[amber vault]

/work

[silent gale]

xoxbeansxox

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 55 seconds.

[amber vault]

/slilut

/slut

[silent gale]

xoxbeansxox

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in 271

Reply #80

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You find 54 randomly lying in the gutter

Reply #635890

hanzelnut26

You were caught skipping school and have been fined 54.

Reply #4910552

hanzelnut26

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined 0

Reply #168

hanzelnut26

You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.

hanzelnut26

You robbed 570 from xoxbeansxox.

[chilly shell]

/crime

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay 600.

Reply #636277

[buoyant drift]

/work

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

Just take the 68 and go...

Reply #636322

[chilly shell]

/work

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You work as a head receiver and earn 96

Reply #22

[buoyant drift]

/slut

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

You post nudes on the internet for 354

Reply #636120

[chilly shell]

/slut

[buoyant drift]

Hellz yea

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some 385

Reply #635966

[buoyant drift]

HAHAHA

/crime

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

You dress up as a mascot and steal the team's championship trophy, which you sell to a sports memorabilia collector for 511.

Reply #4910518

[chilly shell]

/rob @buoyant drift

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You were caught attempting to rob fineapple.pie, and have been fined 400.

[buoyant drift]

Finally

OI

[chilly shell]

FUCK

[buoyant drift]

rekt

[languid hamlet]

/work

[silent gale]

dutchwithplan

You bake cupcakes and receive 77

Reply #636341

[languid hamlet]

/slut

[silent gale]

dutchwithplan

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 324.

Reply #55467

[chilly shell]

/work

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you 71 for a good job.

Reply #636490

[chilly shell]

/crime

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You infiltrate the FBI HQ and make out with the secret plans to sell for 423

Reply #636152

[chilly shell]

/slut

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again. 142 for the paramedics to come and help you out.

Reply #636062

[hidden sorrel]

/slut

[silent gale]

gatocomprimido_

You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost 210.

Reply #635906

[hidden sorrel]

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as an Irish dancer and earn 58

Reply #14

[chilly shell]

/work

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned 60

Reply #838252

[chilly shell]

/crime

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You break into a toy store and steal all the teddy bears, selling them on the black market for 435

Reply #4910476

[chilly shell]

/slut

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her 304.

Reply #636010

[hidden sorrel]

/slut

[silent gale]

gatocomprimido_

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 100 from the men.

Reply #636081

[hidden sorrel]

Yaaaaaaasssssssss

[buoyant drift]

/work

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning 56.

Reply #636314

[buoyant drift]

/slut

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

You worked as a sperm donor and earned 146

Reply #838098

[buoyant drift]

Bro I ain’t got a wang da hecc

/crime

[silent gale]

fineapple.pie

You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined 540.

Reply #4910545

[buoyant drift]

AA

[chilly shell]

Ha

/crime

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined 381

Reply #636193

[chilly shell]

/work

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You worked at the office overtime for 91

Reply #636457

[chilly shell]

/slut

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost 350, have fun

Reply #635905

[hidden sorrel]

/slut

[silent gale]

gatocomprimido_

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped 346

Reply #635904

[hidden sorrel]

Yeah

[chilly shell]

/work

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 36 seconds.

[hidden sorrel]

/slut

[silent gale]

gatocomprimido_

You cannot be a slut for 56 minutes and 35 seconds.

[hidden sorrel]

Oh noes

[pearl heath]

/work

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn 63

Reply #635864

[pearl heath]

/slut

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to 341.

Reply #636479

[pearl heath]

/crime

[silent gale]

pancake_0706

You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of 583!

Reply #636160

[hidden sorrel]

/crime

[silent gale]

gatocomprimido_

You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for 461.

Reply #636474

[hidden sorrel]

/money

How do i see my status idk

[chilly shell]

Bot for level bar for money

[hidden sorrel]

/rob

[silent gale]

gatocomprimido_

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[hidden sorrel]

/rob @chilly shell

[silent gale]

gatocomprimido_

You attempted to rob thestranger0759, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[hidden sorrel]

Damn

[chilly shell]

I got all my money in my plan

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

vectorstatic

You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win 71.

Reply #4910424

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

vectorstatic

You dress up as a clown and rob a bank, managing to escape with 698

Reply #4910459

[ripe badger]

Aight

/slut

[silent gale]

vectorstatic

You earned 174 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

Reply #636027

[chilly shell]

/work

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make 74 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

Reply #4910404

[chilly shell]

/crime

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You attempted to divide by zero, destroying the world and losing 347 to restore your save file.

Reply #635926

[chilly shell]

/slut

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 177 and a real sore hangover.

Reply #636262

[ripe badger]

/rob @chilly shell

[silent gale]

vectorstatic

You attempted to rob thestranger0759, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[ripe badger]

Dang it

[chilly shell]

You dare rob the man with the plan

/rob @ripe badger

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You robbed 1 from vectorstatic.

[ripe badger]

YOU just took 1 from me

[chilly shell]

I only needed 1 to help with the betrayal

[ripe badger]

Sure surr, I let you rob me next time for free

[chilly shell]

Good

Im going to bed now

[hidden sorrel]

/shoot

[ripe badger]

Who you trying to kill???

[hidden sorrel]

Someone

[ripe badger]

I'm very suspicious of you

[hidden sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

gatocomprimido_

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make 86.

Reply #635990

[hidden sorrel]

Yahoo

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

vectorstatic

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found 72

Reply #636554

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

vectorstatic

A stranger walks up to you and you decide to steal their clothes, you some how did it and got away with an outfit valued at 367.

Reply #55466

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

vectorstatic

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you 189!

Reply #635920

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make 67 for your unicorn whispering skills.

Reply #4910389

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You robbed a bank and secured 279.

Reply #636475

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain 351!

Reply #636487

[sick vapor]

/rob @ripe badger

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You robbed 209 from vectorstatic.

[ripe badger]

A

/rob @sick vapor

[silent gale]

vectorstatic

You attempted to rob hanzelnut26, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[ripe badger]

Alr that was unexpected

[languid hamlet]

/work

[silent gale]

dutchwithplan

You sell your crab for 80, you monster

Reply #635944

[languid hamlet]

/slut

[silent gale]

dutchwithplan

You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs 238

Reply #635912

[languid hamlet]

/crime

[silent gale]

dutchwithplan

You tried to sell fake designer merchandise, but got caught and have been fined 365.

Reply #4910537

[rare gulch]

/rob

[silent gale]

kian4703

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[silent gale]

saad_63870

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some 243

Reply #635966

saad_63870

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you 62.

Reply #636403

saad_63870

You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay 624 for damages

Reply #636324

[sage osprey]

/work

[silent gale]

rysoul1

You baked some nice cookies for all, here is 64

Reply #636511

[sage osprey]

/slut

[silent gale]

rysoul1

That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay 264 in hospital fees.

Reply #636268

[sage osprey]

/slut

[silent gale]

rysoul1

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 43 seconds.

[sage osprey]

/crime

[silent gale]

rysoul1

You rob the bank of Eternity for 318

Reply #635868

[sage osprey]

/kill

/work

[silent gale]

rysoul1

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 23 seconds.

[sage osprey]

/insult

/crime

[silent gale]

rysoul1

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 22 seconds.

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid 85 and given a bottle of wine.

Reply #636483

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

On the way to work you decided to rob a store and successfully got 287.

Reply #635933

[sick vapor]

/rob @hidden sorrel

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You were caught attempting to rob gatocomprimido_, and have been fined 383.

[fair parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

certifiedtacituskilgorebf

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn 78

Reply #46

[fair parcel]

/slut

[silent gale]

certifiedtacituskilgorebf

You get paid 210 for crossdressing

Reply #635922

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned 61

Reply #838252

[sick vapor]

/slut

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you 100 after.

Reply #636261

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot commit a crime for 42 seconds.

hanzelnut26

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 3 minutes.

[fair parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

certifiedtacituskilgorebf

You work as a water slide tester and earn 97

Reply #50

[sick vapor]

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You got caught raiding and got fined 282

Reply #636150

[sick vapor]

Fuck

/crime

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 56 seconds.

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 14 seconds.

hanzelnut26

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 55 minutes and 27 seconds.

[sick vapor]

/work

[silent gale]

hanzelnut26

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn 55

Reply #62

[fair parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

certifiedtacituskilgorebf

You made a great pun! Take this 95.

Reply #636539

[hidden sorrel]

/slut

[silent gale]

gatocomprimido_

You rake in 240, but your butthole will never be the same...

Reply #635984

[fair parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

certifiedtacituskilgorebf

You work as a beefeater and earn 90

Reply #56

[silent gale]

saad_63870

You sell your crab for 66, you monster

Reply #635944

saad_63870

You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole 175.

Reply #636298

saad_63870

You were caught using your phone in a movie theatre and have been fined 287.

Reply #4910499

[chilly shell]

/crime

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You get caught kicking puppies and get fined 571

Reply #636229

[chilly shell]

/work

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make 53.

Reply #4910437

[chilly shell]

/slut

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You work at the strip club and earn 374.

Reply #636529

[golden egret]

/work

[silent gale]

glaswegian00

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 67

Reply #37

[golden egret]

/slut

[silent gale]

glaswegian00

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you 225 for your services.

Reply #636297

[golden egret]

/crime

[silent gale]

glaswegian00

You steal a famous celebrity's wig and sell it on eBay for 640

Reply #4910467

[golden egret]

/bal

[rich ferry]

/work

[silent gale]

andrei1354785

You work as a serial murderer... and earn 79

Reply #68

[rich ferry]

/slute

[silent gale]

andrei1354785

You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined 363.

Reply #636305

[hidden sorrel]

/slut

[silent gale]

gatocomprimido_

Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost 213, have fun

Reply #635905

[shut flame]

/work

[silent gale]

.thedumbo

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got 60!

Reply #635954

[shut flame]

/work

[silent gale]

.thedumbo

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 6 seconds.

[shut flame]

/beg

its not like dank damn

/crime

[silent gale]

.thedumbo

Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay 260 back as restitution.

Reply #636108

[shut flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

.thedumbo

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 178 for your hard work.

Reply #636052

[shut flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

.thedumbo

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.

[shut flame]

damn

/rob @hidden sorrel

[silent gale]

.thedumbo

You robbed 89 from gatocomprimido_.

[hidden sorrel]

/rob @shut flame

[silent gale]

gatocomprimido_

You were caught attempting to rob .thedumbo, and have been fined 90.

[hidden sorrel]

/rob @shut flame

[silent gale]

gatocomprimido_

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

[hidden sorrel]

/slut

[silent gale]

gatocomprimido_

You cannot be a slut for 47 minutes and 33 seconds.

[shut flame]

damn

[hidden sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

gatocomprimido_

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly 65

Reply #636015

[chilly shell]

/work

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid 98!

Reply #635882

[chilly shell]

/crime

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

The local street gang pays you 269 after helping them beat an innocent citizen

Reply #636172

[chilly shell]

/slut

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of 126

Reply #636070

[frigid yacht]

bastard

/work

[silent gale]

smarsh.1

You work as a vibration consultant and earn 100

Reply #53

[frigid yacht]

/slut

[silent gale]

smarsh.1

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 166 to fuck the girls inside.

Reply #636365

[frigid yacht]

/cfime

/crime

[silent gale]

smarsh.1

You steal a luxury yacht and sell it to a wealthy businessman for 343.

Reply #4910528

[chilly shell]

/work

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn 57

Reply #45

[chilly shell]

/rob @shut flame

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You were caught attempting to rob .thedumbo, and have been fined 475.

[frigid yacht]

/rob @chilly shell

[silent gale]

smarsh.1

You attempted to rob thestranger0759, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[frigid yacht]

yay another poor person

/work

[silent gale]

smarsh.1

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for 67

Reply #636397

[frigid yacht]

/crime

[silent gale]

smarsh.1

You cannot commit a crime for 19 minutes and 4 seconds.

[frigid yacht]

/fuckyoubot

/rob @hidden sorrel

[silent gale]

smarsh.1

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 46 minutes.

[hidden sorrel]

/slut

[silent gale]

gatocomprimido_

You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay 65 to get it repaired.

Reply #636005

[hidden sorrel]

/rob @frigid yacht

[silent gale]

gatocomprimido_

You robbed 53 from smarsh.1.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

vectorstatic

You work as a pilot and earn 90

Reply #67

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

vectorstatic

You sneak into a farm and steal a cow, selling it to a butcher for 375

Reply #4910468

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

vectorstatic

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have 153

Reply #1441157

[ripe badger]

Aight

@chilly shell You lost your chance to rob me as I said before

[chilly shell]

No

/crime

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You trespassed onto private property and have been fined 682.

Reply #4910538

[chilly shell]

/work

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 78

Reply #636441

[chilly shell]

/slut

[silent gale]

thestranger0759

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you 354 for the night.

Reply #636471

[frigid yacht]

/workl

/work

[silent gale]

smarsh.1

You work as a smarties expert and earn 86

Reply #24

[frigid yacht]

/slut

[silent gale]

smarsh.1

You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay 100 to get it repaired.

Reply #636005

[frigid yacht]

/crime

[silent gale]

smarsh.1

You were caught vandalising a public restroom and have been fined 0.

Reply #4910505

[frigid yacht]

shit

i dont even have enough to be fined

[ripe badger]

Wtf you tryna kill me

I'm gonna haunt ur dreams

[glad turret]

/work