You work as the head of elephants and earn
63
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You work as the head of elephants and earn
63
/work
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make
51.
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
62.
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
84 for doing his job.
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
60 from a thrown out wallet.
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
316 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/work
You make a living selling weed for
73 a day
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
322
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
53
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
91
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
62 stashed inside one of them.
/crime
You attempted to rob the local bank and got caught by the police. You are fined
262
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
364 for your solid work.
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
57
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
386!
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
58
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
65
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
369 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
87
/work
You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning
95 as a reward.
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
207.
/work
A drunk man pays you
73 to walk backwards.
/crime
You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined
261
bro
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
98
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
122.
/crime
You kidnap a bride and take her hostage for
621
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
79
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
86 in profits
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
146!
/crime
You sneak into a zoo and shave a lion, selling the fur for
615
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
53. Congrats!
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
60
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
84.
/crime
A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is
390
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
96
/work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
76 for your time and effort.
/crime
You rob a squirrel of his nuts... and pawn them for
318
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 32 seconds.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
83 in profits
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 38 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 21 minutes and 1 second.
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
54
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
75
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
96
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
97
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
77
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
300 in total.
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
74
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
153
/crime
You kill a guard with a sickle and steal
681 from his dead, bloated corpse.
/crime
You steal a celebrity's autograph book and sell it to a fan for
644.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
57.
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
53
/work
You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make
89.
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
68 to help fund the project!
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
340!
/crime
You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined
327.
/work
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
68.
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
72
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
52!
/slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
367 to get it repaired.
/crime
You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined
663.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 39 seconds.
You cannot work for 15 seconds.
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
72 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
/work
You cannot work for 15 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
84
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
51
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
76
/crime
Those weren't girl scout cookies, but hey you got
673
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
59
/crime
You tried to jump the old lady walking down the street. Turns out she had a gun, and robbed you blind of
269
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
157!
/work
You gave yourself
79 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
92.
/work
You cannot work for 28 seconds.
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
59.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 22 seconds.
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
52 I think...
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 7 minutes and 2 seconds.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
62 ๐
/crime
You attempted to divide by zero, destroying the world and losing
640 to restore your save file.
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
59
/work
You sell your crab for
62, you monster
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a
456 fine!
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
57
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
72 though.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
68
/crime
You pour rain water into bottles, claiming that it's Holy water, and sell them for
265
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
88 for your contributions !
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
86.
/work
You worked and gained
98
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
60
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
240!
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
62 on the ground.
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
98
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
79
/crime
You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you
424 in payment for a cleaner.
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
344 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/crime
You steal your neighbours cat and sell it for
683
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
94
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
64 because we pity you.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
69
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
275 at you.
/crime
You were caught lying at a truth or dare question! The fine is
501.
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
103
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
92
/work
You cannot work for 50 seconds.
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
75.
/work
You battled and gained
70.
#636473
/work
You cannot work for 29 seconds.
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
79.
You take it up the ass for
215
/crime
You hack into a company's database and sell their trade secrets to a competitor for
465.
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
73.
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
85 for your contributions !
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
342
/crime
The police randomly stop you and fine you
322
Fuck
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
57.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 47 seconds.
/crime
Nuh, uh, uh, mister! You are fined
434.
/work
You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make
80 for your expertise in unicorn management.
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
290

/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
53
/work
You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make
78 from your gullible followers.
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really donโt lie. You earn
92.
/crime
You were caught urinating in public and have been fined
268.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 5 seconds.
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
54.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 5 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 22 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make
88 for your skills in temporal navigation.
/slut
You earned
264 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
Yep
/work
You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make
89 for your dedication to dental hygiene.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 30 seconds.
/crime
You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste
277 on getting high.
/crime
While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost
392.
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
69
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
310 to fuck the girls inside.
/crime
You impersonate a delivery driver and steal packages, selling the contents for
266
/work
You work as a professional tea taster and earn
99 for tasting different types of tea.
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
69
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
116 and a real sore hangover.
/crime
You steal a customer's lucky gold coin which you sell for
608.
/work
You take part in a medical research study and get paid
53 for your participation.
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
260 from the client
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
95 after the pizzeria closes down.
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
367
/crime
You were caught skipping school and have been fined
546.
ouch
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
85
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
286 for public indecency.
/crime
You steal the Queen's crown and sell it on the black market for
314
/crime
You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost
0 when you fell over.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 41 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 4 seconds.
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
217
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
62
/crime
You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined
305
Oh well
/crime
You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a
200 fine!
/work
You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make
100 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
100 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
88
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
205 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
248 from you.
/crime
The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate
600
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
98 on the ground.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
52
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
59 on the way back home!
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
299 on medical bills.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 38 seconds.
/crime
You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with
379 worth of silver coins.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
76 and given a bottle of wine.
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
253 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/crime
You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole
444 from you!
/work
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
90.
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
145.
/work
You serve the customers and receive
89
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
74 for your contributions !
/work
You cannot work for 25 seconds.
/work
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
64 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/work
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
67 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
83 because we pity you.
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
61
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
65
/work
You become a game developer and raised
52 for charity.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
88.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 49 seconds.
/crime
You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for
428
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
85!
/work
You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid
87 for streaming it online.
/crime
You steal an apple from the market for
597
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
68.
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
54
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
90
/work
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
53
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
87
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
53 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You cannot work for 51 seconds.
/work
You got featured and won
81
/work
You cannot work for 46 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 18 seconds.
/work
You walk dogs for
57.
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
95
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
74.
/work
You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make
59 from your gullible followers.
/work
You take part in a medical research study and get paid
91 for your participation.
/crime
You rob a loyal nobleman's house while he was out for brunch with another nobleman. You find
377 worth of assets.
/work
You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make
92.
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
60
/work
You cannot work for 23 seconds.
/work
You drive women to the store for
78
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
65!
/work
You cannot work for 22 seconds.
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
97 for all your items.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
74.
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
81
/crime
You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined
441
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
79
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
84
/work
You worked and gained
74
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
60
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
71
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
156
/crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was
645
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
63
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
94
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
93 for helping them out.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
97!
/work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make
91 for your lack of effort.
/work
You cannot work for 17 seconds.
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
99.
/work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth
69.
/work
You serve the customers and receive
58
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
381
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
99
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
221
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
75!
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
59
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 39 minutes and 16 seconds.
/crime
You were hired by a hitman to murder Flanders, you had to throw out your white shirt but you managed to rack up
611
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
75
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
50 for it.
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
72
/work
You work as a professional tea taster and earn
67 for tasting different types of tea.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/crime
You dress up as a mascot and steal the team's championship trophy, which you sell to a sports memorabilia collector for
411.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
96.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
307
/with 100
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
50 for your contributions !
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
351 fine!
/crime
You steal a rare plant from a botanical garden and sell it to a collector for
673
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
73
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
93.
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
92
/work
You work as an egg and earn
59
/crime
You break into a movie theatre and steal all the popcorn, which you sell to a group of hungry college students for
370.
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
267 to your Patreon!
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
204
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
67
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
97 from your peers.
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
87
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
77!
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
56, as it was originally their job
/work
You work as a professional tea taster and earn
54 for tasting different types of tea.
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
50
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
188 in total.
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
53
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
71 I think...
/work
You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make
97.
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
55 out of pity.
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
84
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
83
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 3 minutes and 49 seconds.
/crime
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. They drop
448 as a result. Thankfully, nothing went wrong, but now they're pissed at you.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
52 though.
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
71
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
364!
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
85 for your hard work
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
71
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 47 minutes and 16 seconds.
/crime
You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at
391.
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
94
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
83 for your contributions !
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 17 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
You worked and gained
68
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
63
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
341.
/work
You cannot work for 39 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 second.
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
75 for helping them out.
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really donโt lie. You earn
97.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 30 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 27 seconds.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
96
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
75 strewn about between the seats!
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
92 for it!
/work
You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make
72 for your insight into the future.
/work
You find
59 randomly lying in the gutter
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
384!
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
82.
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
82 off of donations.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
68.
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
317 to fuck the girls inside.
/crime
You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of
658
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
66
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
92!
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
318.
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
81
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
284.
/crime
You steal a stop sign and sell it to a driver's education program for
577
/slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
109.
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
61
/crime
You pose as a doctor and perform unnecessary surgeries, making
635 before being caught
/crime
You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined
431.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
70, as it was originally their job
/slut
You found an extra
258 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/rob @south nest
You attempted to rob hoddog., but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You Stole a T-55 Tank and sold it for
633 on the market
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
285.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
79
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
323 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
You become a game developer and raised
84 for charity.
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
260 in total.
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
175.
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
64
/crime
You were caught feeding pigeons in a no-feeding zone and have been fined
239.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 23 seconds.
/rob @summer spoke
You robbed
16 from zite.
/work
You didnโt go to work, but you got your paycheque of
69 anyway.
/crime
You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a
312 fine.
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
65
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
365
Damn you only got 16$
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
65
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
329
/crime
You were caught in the act, and fined
503
/work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make
67 for your lack of effort.
/crime
You steal your grandma's purse, and find
554 and some butterscotch candy.
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
91
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
307
/crime
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
545 to dodge death.
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
82
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
96
/crime
You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you
265.
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
140
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
112
/crime
You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined
312
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
67
/work
You work as a caterpillar walker and earn
52 for walking caterpillars on leaves.
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
332.
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
99 because we pity you.
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
62.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 25 seconds.
/crime
You tried to cheat on a test by writing answers on your arm, but got caught and have been given a
262 fine.
I had an god damn plan
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob bank
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - shibal_ssi
2 - m4rie_x
3 - yhwach_01_
4 - banks9759
5 - antihumanized_.
6 - banks52
7 - banksgman
8 - banksiae
9 - bankzzz.
10 - bankaccounts
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
135 to fuck the girls inside.
/suicide
Cancelled command.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob stagecoach
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob worldwide
/list
You robbed
5 from worldwidevillain.
And don't forget the quarter
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 26 seconds.
/list
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
86
/rob informer
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 57 minutes.
/rob informer
You cannot rob yourself!
wth you thinking?
We need moneh
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - pancake2827
2 - _pancake
3 - pancakeandmayo
4 - pancakepanda566
5 - pancakeracoon
6 - pancake2004
7 - pancake_0706
8 - pancakerim
9 - pancakes1024
10 - pancakes_123
/rob canuckj
You were caught attempting to rob canuckj, and have been fined
135.
You cannot work for 4 seconds.
/rob pancakeracoon
Cancelled command.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 55 minutes.
/work
You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make
57 for your unicorn whispering skills.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 50 minutes and 27 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 53 minutes and 36 seconds.
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
291 to clean the stains.
/work
You work as an onion chopper and get paid
71 for chopping onions in a restaurant.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
56
/work
You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make
76 for your dedication to laziness.
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
59
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
69.
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
77
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
99
/work
You work as a model and earn
79
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
372
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
81!
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
52
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
80.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
91
/crime
You Stole a T-55 Tank and sold it for
625 on the market
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
305!
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
50
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 5 minutes and 58 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 58 seconds.
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
88 for a good job.
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
287!
/crime
You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay
255 for bail!
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
52.
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
373.
/crime
You were caught texting while driving and have been fined
273.
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
53
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
56
/slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
286.
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
93.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
86
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
64 for watching.
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
142
/work
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make
63 for your bravery and heroism.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
66 and given a bottle of wine.
/crime
You steal an apple from the market for
586
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
331 for your hard work.
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
81
/crime
You rob a McDonald's and take
663.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
342 at you.
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
166!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.
please commit a dutch
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
96 to help fund the project!
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
320.
/crime
You got caught raiding and got fined
336
bruh
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
52.
/crime
You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a
418 fine!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 34 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn
85 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
79 for your team winning!
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really donโt lie. You earn
60.
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
98!
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
393 in order to keep quiet about it.
โฆ
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
272.
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
57 for watching.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
52
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 4 seconds.
You call a few friends and raid a newspaper shop with machetes. The operation is successful, and from the loot you earn
445.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
58 and given a bottle of wine.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 49 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
84
/crime
You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a
284 fine!
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
0.
fuck....
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
54 for your work.
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
200
/rob sir_rinzenl
You attempted to rob sir_rinzenl, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob binn22h
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/crime
Your public indecency paid off and you got
671
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 19 seconds.
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
57
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
109 in donations!
/crime
You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined
546
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
66
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
55
/crime
You break into a builder's workshop and manage to steal
402
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
172.
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
76!
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
282 to restock.
/crime
You sell cellular phones for a whopping
508
/work
You walk dogs for
71.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
191 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
WHAT
/work
You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make
69 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.
/work
You take part in a medical research study and get paid
91 for your participation.
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
307.
/crime
You are paid
592 to hit yourself.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
97.
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
83
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
96
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
73
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
203 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
56 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
91
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
74 for your hard work
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
386 from you.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
73 ๐