You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost
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You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost
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/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
68.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 35 minutes.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 30 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 45 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 20 seconds.
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
67
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
264
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
87 from your peers.
/crime
You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of
418.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 26 seconds.
Golly gee
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
99
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
107
/crime
You're caught helping the enemy. Pay
601
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
99 from selling drinks
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
178
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
84 on the floor.
/crime
You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste
309 for more in game currency.
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
146
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
85
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
89 on the way back home!
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 44 seconds.
/slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
256 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 46 seconds.
/crime
You sneak into a zoo and shave a lion, selling the fur for
504
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 25 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
100.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 6 seconds.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
55 in profits
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
62!
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
60!
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
71 because we pity you.
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
198.
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
94.
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
223.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
96
/crime
You make a profit selling catnip on the streets, and get
423.
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
204
/work
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid
52 for moving traffic cones on the road.
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
128 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
80!
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
96
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
76
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
92.
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
200.
/crime
You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined
0
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
65
/crime
You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined
680!
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
242 from the men.
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
52
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
313 inside it
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
236 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
56!
/crime
Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts
347 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.
/crime
You successfully take furniture from the furniture store and sell it online for
653!
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
95 for your team winning!
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
188.
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
78.
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
323
/crime
Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you
375 in sheer terror.
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
83!
/balance
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
84
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
252
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
457
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
52.
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
229
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
55.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 20 seconds.
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
370 on the way back to your ship.
/crime
You break into a lab and steal a canister of radioactive material, which you sell to a shady organisation for
359.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
66, as it was originally their job
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
99 in your direction.
/crime
You hack into the mainframe, getting
667 in the process
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
222 from you.
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
99 from ad revenue.
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
117 on medical bills.
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
89 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
127 in total.
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
66
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
66
/crime
You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a
0 fine!
/work
96 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/crime
You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined
96.
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
0.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 11 seconds.
/crime
You stole a dog and sold it to the old lady next door for
585
/crime
You were caught eating spaghetti without meatballs, and have been given a
200 fine!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
74.
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
264 on the way back to your ship.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 43 seconds.
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
199... yikes
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
76
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
64
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
51.
/crime
You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined
333
/slut
You get
357 through donations on your cam stream.
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
71
/slut
You get
150 through donations on your cam stream.
/crime
You steal a statue from a public park and sell it to a collector for
599
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
92!
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
155!
/crime
You were caught urinating in public and have been fined
348.
/crime
You manage to persuade a Lord into thinking that you're a banker. He gives you his
695 for safe keeping.
/crime
You were caught stealing a bike and have been fined
200.
/crime
You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with
698 worth of silver coins.
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
92 from ad revenue.
/slut
You get
250 through donations on your cam stream.
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
94 for your contributions !
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
203!
/crime
You rob a liquor store for
284
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
68.
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
68 fine!
/crime
You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took
0 from you and left.
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
64 in your direction.
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
82 near one of the potatoes
/collect
You have no role income to collect!
/crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was
82
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
173
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
69.
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
296 from the men.
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
61
/crime
You successfully take furniture from the furniture store and sell it online for
527!
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
275 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
96
/slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
173 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
You pickpocket a passing noble, guess crime does pay after all. You manage to steal
558
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
100
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
100
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
73
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
384 on the way back to your ship.
/crime
You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of
444
fuck
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
73
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
362 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn
90 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
233 for your services.
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
83 .
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
337
/crime
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube, but someone catches you in the act. You lost
332 and the YouTube channel you worked so hard on. Good job, buddy.
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
134
You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined
334
/work
You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make
71 for your insight into the future.
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
71.
/crime
You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost
0.
/balance
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
73 on the way back home!
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
394 at you.
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
221... yikes
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
65
Oh
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
0 for child support before disownment.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 15 seconds.
/work
You are paid
77 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/slut
You earn
161 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/with all
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
329 to your Patreon
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
68
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
114
/crime
You sold drugs for
527
You attempted to rob dinkey_the_dinosaur, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
345 to clean the stains.
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
97 for the hard work
/crime
You steal all the candy from a candy store. After fighting the urge to eat it, you sell it for
685.
/work
You receive a check of
84 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
83!
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
164 and a sore ass.
/crime
You tried to smuggle illegal cheese across the border and got caught. You have been fined
339.
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
77.
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
68!
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
50 for your struggles.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
250.
You were caught speeding and have been fined
0.
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 48 seconds.
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
69.
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
82.
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
318 to your Patreon!
/work
You got featured and won
93
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
166
/crime
You steal a valuable book from a library and sell it to a collector for
395
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
91
/crime
You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined
411!
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
276
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
82
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
293 went down your toilet
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
64
/crime
You were caught vandalising and were fined
264
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
0, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @urban meteor
You attempted to rob death0123., but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You have a good night out and earn
248.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You've been fined
248 for trying to rob a poor person.
You sell cellular phones for a whopping
399
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
58
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
341 to fix your leg
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
97
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
247.
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
52
/crime
You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for
385
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
281 and maybe chlamydia.
/crime
You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay
200 or go to jail.
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
298 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make
85 for your lack of effort.
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
165
/crime
You were caught spray painting "free hugs" on a building and have been fined
591.
damn
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
89
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
251!
/work
You milk a cow for
95
/crime
You access the point log and clear everything, gaining
327
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
89
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
137 for surgery.
/work
You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make
61 for your dedication to laziness.
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
108 in a baggie next to you.
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
94.
/crime
You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay
328 to clean it up.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
95.
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
380 for surgery.
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
102
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
84
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
73 out of pity.
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
257.
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
99.
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
58
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 18 minutes and 44 seconds.
☹️
/slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
188
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
80 off your new game.
/crime
You manage to hack into a bank's system and steal
494!
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
380
/work
You find
68 randomly lying in the gutter
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
140
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
87
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
175 to fix your leg
/crime
You stole a street sign as a prank, but got caught and have been fined
0.
/crime
You were caught fishing without a license and have been fined
340.
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
50
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 9 seconds.
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
87
/crime
You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you
549 for attempted murder.
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
116
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
381
/crime
You trespassed onto private property and have been fined
398.
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
85
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
78
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
518.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
239
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
95
/crime
You were caught throwing litter out of your car window and have been fined
626.
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
187
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
86 after the pizzeria closes down.
/rob tugatotal
You attempted to rob tugatotal, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
.
/work
You sell bananas for
57
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
134.
/crime
You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got
411 taken away from you!
/dep all
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
206
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
96 for your hard work
You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you
2 for attempted murder.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
88
/crime
You pickpocket a passing noble, guess crime does pay after all. You manage to steal
346
/crime
/crime
The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined
595
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
194
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
97
/crime
You were caught poaching endangered wildlife and have been fined
200.
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
64
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/slut
You get paid
237 for crossdressing
You attempted to rob tugatotal, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
214 to stop because that's weird.
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
80
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a
684 fine!
/rob gewklboom
You were caught attempting to rob gewklboom, and have been fined
292.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 46 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 15 minutes and 6 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
82
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
67
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
77
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
130.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
60
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
325 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
351 fine!
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
86
/crime
You stole a dog and sold it to the old lady next door for
619
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
200 for having your junk out.
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
77
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
131 for your hard work.
/crime
You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined
557 for sexual assault
Bruh
/crime
You stole a mystery box from Walmart, it was full of turtlenecks valued at
264.
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
268
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
100
/bal
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
0 for disturbing the public peace.
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
62
/crime
You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of
62!
Shit
what tthe sigma
/crime
You pose as a plumber and rob a wealthy couple's home while they're on vacation, getting away with
500 worth of valuables.
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
92
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
112.
ermm what the sigma
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
71
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
177 to fuck the girls inside.
/crime
You chopped down a government-protected tree and found
531 in it!
You shake what your momma gave you for
298.
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
81
/crime
You pickpocket a candy person for
670
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
272 to fix your leg
/work
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make
78 for your vivid imagination.
/work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
57 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 26 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
72.
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
386 and a sore ass.
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
0 for disturbing the public peace.
/crime
You break into a toy store and steal all the teddy bears, selling them on the black market for
378
/work
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make
61 for your bravery and heroism.
/bal
You robbed
331 from baine406.
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
71
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
210.
/work
You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make
55 for your unicorn whispering skills.
/slut
You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay
127 to get it out
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
87 on the floor.
/work
You sell your crab for
83, you monster
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
85
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
114 to restock.
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
75
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
169 to clean the stains.
/crime
You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost
0.
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
97!
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
304 : D
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for
371
/crime
You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay
206 or go to jail.
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
80
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
337!
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
67
/crime
You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay
565 in hospital expenses...
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
261 to fix your leg
fuvk
/crime
You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined
561
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
140
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
60
/crime
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined
602
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
400
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
72.
/crime
You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose
272.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 19 seconds.
poo
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
62.
/serverinfo
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
79.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
200 to get it repaired.
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
97 for your efforts!
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
69
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
91
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 seconds.
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
94 for doing it
/work
You cannot work for 25 seconds.
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
59
wat
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
63
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
338
/crime
You steal candy from a baby and sell it for
261 on the black market.
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
73.
/slut
An adult video site pays you
277 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
345.
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
99
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
264 for the night.
/work
You cannot work for 3 seconds.
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
77
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 49 minutes and 46 seconds.
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
64
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
61
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
79!
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
98 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
50.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 7 minutes and 45 seconds.
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
280 from you as compensation.
You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make
78 for your dedication to laziness.
damn if only that was a job irl
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 38 seconds.
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
361 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
98. Congrats!
/crime
You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost
310
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 14 seconds.
You cannot work for 3 seconds.
/work
You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid
74 for sorting jelly beans by color.
/work
You cannot work for 23 seconds.
/work
You become a game developer and raised
97 for charity.
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
94!
/work
You cannot work for 41 seconds.
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
95!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 17 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 19 seconds.
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
90!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 7 minutes and 15 seconds.
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
65!
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
299 trying to twerk.
You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose
216 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.
these crimes are so rigged it’s unreal, they’ve literally never worked
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
331.
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
61 for it!
/crime
You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined
498
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
211
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
85!
You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined
668
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
206.
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
62 out of pity.
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
90.
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
105... yikes
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
85
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
85, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
0
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
90 from selling drinks
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
72
/work
You cannot work for 49 seconds.
/work
You sell your crab for
96, you monster
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
82
/work
You cannot work for 10 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 second.
/work
You receive a check of
63 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You cannot work for 21 seconds.
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
65
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
186... yikes
/work
You cannot work for 20 seconds.
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
53
/work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make
52 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
96
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
298
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
80, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make
93 for your bravery and heroism.
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
87.
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
257
/crime
You break into Discord Headquarters, you steal
343 and escape unnoticed!
/crime
You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole
682 from you!
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
79
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
336.
/bal
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
60, it must be your lucky day!
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
81
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
364
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
68.
/crime
You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined
330.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 39 seconds.
/crime
You pickpocket a candy person for
307
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
69
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
53 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
268 to have them cleaned
/crime
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for
253
/work
You cannot work for 16 seconds.
/work
You were farming and earned
55
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
65
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 5 seconds.
/work
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
61 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
62 for doing it
/work
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make
77 for your vivid imagination.
my dream job
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
92.
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
75! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
86 for your struggles.
You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty
315 fine
/slut
You found an extra
160 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
62
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
99 for doing his job.
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
383 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
RIGGED
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
90
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
223.
/work
You cannot work for 40 seconds.
/work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth
63.
/work
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn
65 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
95, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You cannot work for 11 seconds.
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
58.
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
50
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
81
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
95 off your new game.
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
55 for all your items.
/crime
You steal
473 from your boss and didn't get caught.
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
54 off of donations.
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
202
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
251.
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
66
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
569
/crime
You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay
360 for bail!
I already do in that 😭
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
96 I think...
/work