You were going to commit a crime but changed your mind and got a job instead. You made
541 before your boss realised you were a criminal and fired you.
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You were going to commit a crime but changed your mind and got a job instead. You made
541 before your boss realised you were a criminal and fired you.
/crime
You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined
200
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
115.
/slut
You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay
353 to get it out
/crime
You were caught vandalising a car and have been fined
445.
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
79
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
83
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
103
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
81
/work
You work as an egg and earn
63
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.
/crime
You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste
263 on getting high.
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
315
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 46 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 2 seconds.
/work
You take part in a medical research study and get paid
70 for your participation.
/crime
You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined
491.
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
337
You cannot commit a crime for 12 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
54
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
92
/crime
You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined
633!
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
124 inside it
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
94
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
154
/slut
You found an extra
325 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/crime
You stole from the cookie jar and gave them to your friend for
266
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
77
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
305.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
64 though.
/rob chih
You attempted to rob chihwua, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
59
/crime
You rob a squirrel of his nuts and pawn them for
330
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
371
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
86
/crime
You break into a movie theatre and steal all the popcorn, which you sell to a group of hungry college students for
532.
/work
You worked and gained
87
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
167 for the night.
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
59
/crime
You pose as a plumber and rob a wealthy couple's home while they're on vacation, getting away with
419 worth of valuables.
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
319, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
95! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/crime
You got caught spray painting graffiti on a public building and have been fined
295.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 5 seconds.
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
0 to have them cleaned
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 44 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 46 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 59 seconds.
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
292
bro-
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
100
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
140
/crime
A drone drops off your mysterious package and you sell it for
376
/bal
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
92
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
299.
/crime
You break into a science lab and steal an experimental formula, selling it to a pharmaceutical company for
369
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
71, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
399 for surgery.
/crime
You were caught hacking into someone's computer and have been fined
423.
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
54 for a good job.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 8 minutes and 40 seconds.
/slut
You rake in
190, but your butthole will never be the same...
/slut
You found an extra
209 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/crime
You dabbed.
200 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
108
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob tatchycrane
You've been fined
108 for trying to rob a poor person.
You work in Greggs and earn
55
You cannot commit a crime for 52 minutes and 19 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 52 minutes and 32 seconds.
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 20 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid
85 for moving traffic cones on the road.
You cannot commit a crime for 37 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 17 seconds.
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
68 worth of scrap.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 15 minutes and 41 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 53 seconds.
damn it
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
87
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
276.
/crime
You dabbed.
649 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you
/crime
You rob a convenience store for
434
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
74
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 25 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob pancake
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - pancake2827
2 - _pancake
3 - pancakeandmayo
4 - crab3985
5 - pancakepanda566
6 - pancakeracoon
7 - pancake2004
8 - pancake_0706
9 - pancakerim
10 - pancakes1024
/rob pancake_0706
Cancelled command.
You attempted to rob pancake_0706, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You receive a check of
63 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
66
/crime
You robbed a Kwik-E Mart and cashed out with
254
/slut
You earned
228 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
You got out of bed. Have
58
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
88
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 41 seconds.
/crime
You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for
558
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
66
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
300
You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed
342
You cannot be a slut for 54 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 1 second.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 9 seconds.
You were caught attempting to rob silentnex1899, and have been fined
0.
sheesh
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
247 for the good time.
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
104 for surgery.
/crime
You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined
96.
/work
You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning
99 as a reward.
/slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
121
/crime
You break into a home to steal jewelry worth
693
/work
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win
55.
/crime
You were caught stealing a bike and have been fined
298.
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
55!
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
57
/work
You battled and gained
93.
/crime
You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined
148
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
397
/crime
During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost
697
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
96 off your performance.
/crime
You pour rain water into bottles, claiming that it's Holy water, and sell them for
399
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
392 for surgery.
shit
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
148
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
62
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 56 minutes and 56 seconds.
/crime
You were caught texting while driving and have been fined
465.
/work
You cannot work for 54 seconds.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
75
/crime
Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you
350 in sheer terror.
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
223
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
93!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 49 minutes and 59 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 51 minutes and 2 seconds.
You attempted to rob sunswave, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
244 to stop because that's weird.
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
83
/crime
You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay
582 or go to jail.
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
54
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
300.
/crime
You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole
295 from you!
/work
You work as an egg and earn
80
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
158 in one night.
/crime
You work for the Juarez cartel as a brick-presser and earn
278! They'll probably kill you and your family tomorrow. Just saying.
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
98
/crime
What me? No, I didn't commit a crime. Crime-who? Crime-what? Acquire
668 for something that definitely wasn't illegal
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
156.
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
86!
/crime
An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined
358
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 41 seconds.
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
362... yikes
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
215.
/crime
You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined
0.
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
83 was earned.
/crime
You were hired as an assassin and you succeeded, earning
345
You got cloned for science. You earned
61
/rob bank
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - shibal_ssi
2 - m4rie_x
3 - yhwach_01_
4 - banks9759
5 - antihumanized_.
6 - banks52
7 - banksgman
8 - banksiae
9 - bankzzz.
10 - bankaccounts
9
You attempted to rob bankzzz., but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
65.
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
397
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a
404 fine!
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
86
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 23 seconds.
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
323 trying to twerk.
/crime
Your rent is due. You send a check for
539.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
63
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
187!
/crime
You break into a lab and steal a canister of radioactive material, which you sell to a shady organisation for
357.
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
90
/rob bank
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - shibal_ssi
2 - m4rie_x
3 - yhwach_01_
4 - banks9759
5 - antihumanized_.
6 - banks52
7 - banksgman
8 - banksiae
9 - bankzzz.
10 - bankaccounts
1
You were caught attempting to rob shibal_ssi, and have been fined
590.
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
87
/deposit all
/crime
You steal a fire hydrant and sell it to a scrap yard for
676
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
197 for surgery.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 30 seconds.
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
73
/crime
You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste
273 for more in game currency.
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
100
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
83
/rob bank
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - shibal_ssi
2 - m4rie_x
3 - yhwach_01_
4 - banks9759
5 - antihumanized_.
6 - banks52
7 - banksgman
8 - banksiae
9 - bankzzz.
10 - bankaccounts
4
You attempted to rob banks9759, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob bank
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - shibal_ssi
2 - m4rie_x
3 - yhwach_01_
4 - banks9759
5 - antihumanized_.
6 - banks52
7 - banksgman
8 - banksiae
9 - bankzzz.
10 - bankaccounts
2
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/rob bank
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - shibal_ssi
2 - m4rie_x
3 - yhwach_01_
4 - banks9759
5 - antihumanized_.
6 - banks52
7 - banksgman
8 - banksiae
9 - bankzzz.
10 - bankaccounts
5
You attempted to rob antihumanized_., but they had no money in cash for you to take.
what
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
74
/work
You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make
92 for your therapeutic skills.
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
204.
/crime
You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined
668
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
91.
/crime
You kill a guard with a sickle and steal
382 from his dead, bloated corpse.
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
93
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
181.
/crime
After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for
582.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
56
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
0!
You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined
0!
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
61
Wow
You attempted to rob theretrogamer77_22836, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
oh
Ha! I'm poor
The ultimate counter
/rob @polar elk
You were caught attempting to rob theworstartist, and have been fined
476.
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
89
/crime
You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay
458 to clean it up.
Ahaha
/bal @gentle blade
Alr i can stop pinging you if you want, i just wanted to know how much debt you had to pay lol
It was 900 hundred something but I had some money in the bank so I just withdrawed it but now I have no money
/work
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win
64.
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
149
/crime
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for
409
/work
You serve the customers and receive
63
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
66 for your struggles.
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
304
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
83
/crime
You scammed some person and got
506 in cash.
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
285
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
80 .
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 42 minutes and 50 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 42 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
90. Good job!
/slut
You get paid
178 for crossdressing
/crime
You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took
680 from you and left.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
79.
/slut
You get paid
299 for crossdressing
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
51 near one of the potatoes
/crime
After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined
343 but you really don't remember.
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
350
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
74.
/crime
Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined
275
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
199.
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
90.
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
54
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 10 minutes and 10 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 10 minutes and 14 seconds.
/work
You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn
70.
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
116.
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
76!
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
93!
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
162 went down your toilet
You cannot work for 9 minutes.
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
88
/crime
After many failed attempts, you decide to rob the orphanage, knowing that no one will help them. Upon arriving they are so excited to see a visitor your heart melts and you donate
361 to the orphanage.
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
387 in return!
i wanna kill myself
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
73.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
254 for the night.
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
184, and you go ahead with it.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
69, as it was originally their job
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
80
/crime
You manage to persuade a Lord into thinking that you're a banker. He gives you his
483 for safe keeping.
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
324.
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
74 because we pity you.
You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a
217 fine!
I’m going into debt
/crime
You were caught shoplifting from a grocery store and have been fined
200.
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
91
/slut
You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost
91
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 14 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 43 seconds.
ive been here for 5 mins and im already 200 dollars in debt
/crime
You rob the Goodsprings General Store and come out with
354
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
93
Good lord man
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
60
💪
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute.
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
90
/crime
It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of
60 during the escape home. Better luck next time.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 4 seconds.
Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
90
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 36 seconds.
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
160
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
56
/crime
You receive an unmarked letter in the post. Inside is a cheque of
522, which probably means that the "business" went well.
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
191 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 30 seconds.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
58 for your work.
You cannot be a slut for 51 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
93!
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
324 fine!
/crime
You steal a delivery truck full of designer shoes and sell them on the black market for
595.
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
78
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 25 minutes and 21 seconds.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
83
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
360
/crime
You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost
157
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
54 😃
/crime
You steal a rare book from a library and sell it to a collector for
524.
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
370.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
63
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
376 and a real sore hangover.
/work
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make
66.
/crime
You got caught digging up dead memes and got a
407 fine.
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
219 and a real sore hangover.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
93
/crime
You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined
120
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
89!
/crime
You break into a university's research facility and steal a prototype robot, which you sell to a tech company for
580.
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
111 from the men.
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
97
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
253
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
87
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 3 minutes.
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
338 in donations!
/crime
You robbed a bank and got
470
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
57
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
96
/crime
Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined
437.
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
161, have fun
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
52
/crime
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. They drop
341 as a result. Thankfully, nothing went wrong, but now they're pissed at you.
/slut
You rake in
267, but your butthole will never be the same...
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
58
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
You attempted to rob koryoo1, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
lmao
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
273.
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
82!
/crime
You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with
430 worth of silver coins.
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
77
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
205
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 13 minutes and 6 seconds.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
61
/crime
You lock pick a random house and steal some jewelry and sell it for
527
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
318 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
269 for your solid work.
/crime
You stole a package from your neighbour and sold it on the deep web for
524
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
57
/crime
Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you
528
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
232 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You work as the president and earn
68
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 41 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 22 seconds.
You cannot work for 18 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 6 seconds.
/work
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
91 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
90.
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
63. Good job.
/crime
You pickpocket every single person in the parliament entrance and sneak away with
383
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
131, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
81
/crime
You were caught stealing flowers from a public garden and have been fined
390.
/slut
You get paid
172 for crossdressing
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
94
/crime
You murder the nice lady next door and sell her dead corpse for
515
Dang
You earn
251 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 36 minutes and 27 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 13 seconds.
/work
You work as a pet food taster and earn
93.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 35 minutes and 18 seconds.
didnt work out eh?
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
111 from the client
/crime
You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for
686
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
80.
/crime
You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined
371
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
304 to your Patreon!
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
83
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
59
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
96
You travel back in time to before the Gold Rush began and take all the gold. You travel back to the present and trade it in for
380.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.
/rob @ripe badger
You were caught attempting to rob igotgunz, and have been fined
686.
You work as a help desk technician and earn
71
/crime
You steal change from the homeless. You got
375
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
285
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
54 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
70
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
117
/rob @pure bloom
You attempted to rob koryoo1, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/ROB @low mantle
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
61
/crime
You manage to hack into a bank's system and steal
501!
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
177
/rob @ripe badger
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 54 minutes and 55 seconds.
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
59 off your performance.
/crime
You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with
638 worth of silver coins.
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
168
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
66 because we pity you.
/slut
An adult video site pays you
202 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/rob @smoky vector
You attempted to rob the_jobro, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost
78
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
375 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
63 for your work.
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
88!
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
55.
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
113
/crime
You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined
414.
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
60. The students loved you!
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
97
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
94
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 55 seconds.
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
195
wtf]
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
70
/work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make
53 for your lack of effort.
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
368 inside it
/work
You receive a check of
59 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/crime
The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined
251
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
194
HUH
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
62
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 23 seconds.
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
99!
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
118.
/crime
You were hired as an assassin and you succeeded, earning
448
/work
You work as an egg and earn
52
/crime
Find some weed and sell it for
545
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
358 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
79
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 22 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 27 minutes.
/rob Opium
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - bresk5334
2 - opium2lost
2
You attempted to rob opium2lost, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob the_jobro
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
52 for your hard work
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
384.
/crime
While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay
303.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
187!
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
62
/crime
You have been fined
549 because you ate during work hours.
/rob @silent gale
You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.
/rob @ripe badger
You attempted to rob buddyblacklung, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
why
Idk
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
75 for your struggles.
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
368
/work
You work as a professional bed tester and earn
82.
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
88
/work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth
61.
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
148 and a sore ass.
/crime
You work for a hacking association and earn
530
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
96 for watching.
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
310 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/rob @ripe badger
You attempted to rob buddyblacklung, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
362 on the way back to your ship.
/rob @plucky zenith
You attempted to rob the_ace.of_spadess, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You were caught illegally fishing and have been fined
330.
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
59. Good job.
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
66 strewn about between the seats!
/crime
You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste
626 on getting high.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
90, as it was originally their job
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
233 for your solid work.
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
249!
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.
You attempted to rob baine406, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 27 seconds.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
77
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
172 in a baggie next to you.
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
83!
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
95
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 30 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
66
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
362

/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
224 for public indecency.
You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of
522!
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
64
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
72.
/crime
You find a wallet on the ground containing
419. You pick it up and look at the ID inside. You see the man on the ID card running around frantically looking for said wallet. You pocket the wallet and walk away.
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
111!
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
135!
/work
A drunk man pays you
91 to walk backwards.
/crime
Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined
691
WHAT
/work
You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make
95 for your expertise in unicorn management.
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
80
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 17 minutes and 16 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 17 minutes and 16 seconds.
Fair
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
51 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
/crime
You rob a gas station of all its fidget spinners. You sell them for
449 to some 11 year olds.
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
364.
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
379!
/crime
You see a man burying a dead body in the park. He pays you
426 to help him out.
/work
You serve the customers and receive
94
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 19 seconds.
/SLUT
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
310
/crime
You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for
270
/work
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid
99 for moving traffic cones on the road.