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pancake_0706

You were going to commit a crime but changed your mind and got a job instead. You made Cash541 before your boss realised you were a criminal and fired you.

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/crime

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emogingerbread

You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined Cash200

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/slut

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emogingerbread

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for Cash115.

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/slut

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buddyblacklung

You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay Cash353 to get it out

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/crime

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buddyblacklung

You were caught vandalising a car and have been fined Cash445.

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dawg

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/work

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buddyblacklung

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in Cash79

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/work

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pancake_0706

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn Cash83

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/slut

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pancake_0706

You whip it out and manage to rake in Cash103

high crest
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/work

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rainbowloves

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn Cash81

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/work

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dezznutsss0769

You work as an egg and earn Cash63

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/work

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dezznutsss0769

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.

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/crime

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dezznutsss0769

You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste Cash263 on getting high.

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/slut

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dezznutsss0769

You hooked up with a couple of guys for Cash315

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/crime

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dezznutsss0769

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 46 seconds.

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/slut

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dezznutsss0769

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 2 seconds.

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/work

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macz_

You take part in a medical research study and get paid Cash70 for your participation.

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/crime

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macz_

You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined Cash491.

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/slut

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macz_

You are weirdly good with your hands, have Cash337

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/crim

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/crime

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buddyblacklung

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 12 minutes and 33 seconds.

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/work

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buddyblacklung

You work as a human statue and earn Cash54

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/work

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_bbhzj7_

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you Cash92

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/crime

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_bbhzj7_

You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined Cash633!

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/slut

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_bbhzj7_

You fucked a traffic cone and found Cash124 inside it

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/work

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emogingerbread

You baked some nice cookies for all, here is Cash94

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/slut

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emogingerbread

You suck some toes and earn Cash154

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/slut

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buddyblacklung

You found an extra Cash325 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

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/crime

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buddyblacklung

You stole from the cookie jar and gave them to your friend for Cash266

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/work

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buddyblacklung

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you Cash77

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/slut

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sirdino.

You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you Cash305.

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/work

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sirdino.

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain Cash64 though.

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/rob chih

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sirdino.

xmark You attempted to rob chihwua, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

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/work

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emogingerbread

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn Cash59

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/crime

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emogingerbread

You rob a squirrel of his nuts and pawn them for Cash330

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/slut

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buddyblacklung

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have Cash371

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/work

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buddyblacklung

You work as a bed warmer and earn Cash86

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/crime

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buddyblacklung

You break into a movie theatre and steal all the popcorn, which you sell to a group of hungry college students for Cash532.

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/work

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pancake_0706

You worked and gained Cash87

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/slut

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pancake_0706

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you Cash167 for the night.

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/work

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smartyco

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of Cash59

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/crime

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smartyco

You pose as a plumber and rob a wealthy couple's home while they're on vacation, getting away with Cash419 worth of valuables.

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/slut

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smartyco

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of Cash319, and you go ahead with it.

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/work

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tatchycrane

You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain Cash95! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed

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/crime

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tatchycrane

You got caught spray painting graffiti on a public building and have been fined Cash295.

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/bal

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/work

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tatchycrane

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 5 seconds.

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/slut

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tatchycrane

The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay Cash0 to have them cleaned

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/work

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tatchycrane

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 minutes and 44 seconds.

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/crime

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tatchycrane

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 46 seconds.

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/slutà

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/slut

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tatchycrane

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 59 seconds.

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/slut

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mr.rayzaz

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have Cash292

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bro-

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/work

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theodor880

You worked hard at Burger King and earned Cash100

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/slut

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theodor880

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in Cash140

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/crime

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theodor880

A drone drops off your mysterious package and you sell it for Cash376

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/bal

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/work

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pancake_0706

You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn Cash92

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/slut

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pancake_0706

You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was Cash299.

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/crime

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pancake_0706

You break into a science lab and steal an experimental formula, selling it to a pharmaceutical company for Cash369

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/work

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pancake_0706

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn Cash71, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

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/slut

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pancake_0706

You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay Cash399 for surgery.

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/crime

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pancake_0706

You were caught hacking into someone's computer and have been fined Cash423.

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/work

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pancake_0706

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you Cash54 for a good job.

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/slut

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pancake_0706

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 8 minutes and 40 seconds.

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/slut

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pancake_0706

You rake in Cash190, but your butthole will never be the same...

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/slut

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mr.rayzaz

You found an extra Cash209 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

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/crime

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marlon5569

You dabbed. Cash200 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you

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/crime

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marlon5569

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.

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/slut

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marlon5569

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have Cash108

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/rob

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marlon5569

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

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/rob tatchycrane

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marlon5569

xmark You've been fined Cash108 for trying to rob a poor person.

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/bal

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/work

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marlon5569

You work in Greggs and earn Cash55

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/gamble

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/crime

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marlon5569

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 52 minutes and 19 seconds.

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/slut

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marlon5569

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 52 minutes and 32 seconds.

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/kill

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/rob Dino Sir

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marlon5569

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

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/work

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marlon5569

stopwatch You cannot work for 6 minutes and 20 seconds.

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/work

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marlon5569

You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid Cash85 for moving traffic cones on the road.

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/steal

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/crime

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marlon5569

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 37 minutes and 11 seconds.

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/work

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marlon5569

stopwatch You cannot work for 4 minutes and 17 seconds.

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/work

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marlon5569

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find Cash68 worth of scrap.

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/crime

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marlon5569

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 15 minutes and 41 seconds.

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/slut

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marlon5569

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 53 seconds.

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damn it

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/work

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pancake_0706

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn Cash87

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/slut

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pancake_0706

You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined Cash276.

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/crime

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pancake_0706

You dabbed. Cash649 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you

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/crime

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ryan9026

You rob a convenience store for Cash434

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/work

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ryan9026

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you Cash74

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/dep all

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/crime

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ryan9026

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 28 seconds.

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/work

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ryan9026

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 25 seconds.

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/rob

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ryan9026

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

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/rob pancake

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ryan9026

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - pancake2827
2 - _pancake
3 - pancakeandmayo
4 - crab3985
5 - pancakepanda566
6 - pancakeracoon
7 - pancake2004
8 - pancake_0706
9 - pancakerim
10 - pancakes1024

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/rob pancake_0706

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xmark Cancelled command.

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ryan9026

xmark You attempted to rob pancake_0706, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

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/work

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rainbowloves

You receive a check of Cash63 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

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/work

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koryoo1

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn Cash66

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/crime

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marlon5569

You robbed a Kwik-E Mart and cashed out with Cash254

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/slut

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marlon5569

You earned Cash228 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

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/work\

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marlon5569

You got out of bed. Have Cash58

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/work

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bharath_bala

You work as a bed warmer and earn Cash88

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bharath_bala

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 41 seconds.

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/crime

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theretrogamer77_22836

You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for Cash558

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/work

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theworstartist

You work as a pumpkin picker Cash66

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/work

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/steal

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/slut

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theworstartist

You worked as a sperm donor and earned Cash300

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Lmao

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/crime

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theworstartist

You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed Cash342

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Bruh

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/slut

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theworstartist

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 54 minutes and 42 seconds.

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/work

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theworstartist

stopwatch You cannot work for 4 minutes and 1 second.

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/crime

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theworstartist

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 9 seconds.

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theworstartist

xmark You were caught attempting to rob silentnex1899, and have been fined Cash0.

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sheesh

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/slut

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handyakku

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you Cash247 for the good time.

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efeushenciaa

Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay Cash104 for surgery.

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/crime

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efeushenciaa

You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined Cash96.

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/work

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pancake_0706

You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning Cash99 as a reward.

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/slut

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pancake_0706

You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for Cash121

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/crime

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pancake_0706

You break into a home to steal jewelry worth Cash693

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/work

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efeushenciaa

You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win Cash55.

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/crime

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ryan9026

You were caught stealing a bike and have been fined Cash298.

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/work

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ryan9026

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is Cash55!

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/work

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pancake_0706

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn Cash57

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/work

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efeushenciaa

You battled and gained Cash93.

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/crime

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efeushenciaa

You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined Cash148

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/slut

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pancake_0706

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay Cash397

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/crime

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pancake_0706

During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost Cash697

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/work

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theworstartist

You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made Cash96 off your performance.

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/crime

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theworstartist

You pour rain water into bottles, claiming that it's Holy water, and sell them for Cash399

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/slut

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theworstartist

Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay Cash392 for surgery.

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shit

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/slut

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sunswave

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped Cash148

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/work

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sunswave

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn Cash62

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/slut

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sunswave

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 56 minutes and 56 seconds.

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/crime

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sunswave

You were caught texting while driving and have been fined Cash465.

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/work

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sunswave

stopwatch You cannot work for 54 seconds.

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/work

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efeushenciaa

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn Cash75

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/crime

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efeushenciaa

Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you Cash350 in sheer terror.

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/slut

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efeushenciaa

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have Cash223

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/work

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efeushenciaa

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 minutes and 47 seconds.

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/work

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efeushenciaa

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid Cash93!

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/crime

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efeushenciaa

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 49 minutes and 59 seconds.

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/slut

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efeushenciaa

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 51 minutes and 2 seconds.

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efeushenciaa

xmark You attempted to rob sunswave, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

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efeushenciaa

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

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/slut

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smartyco

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you Cash244 to stop because that's weird.

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/work

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smartyco

You work as a vibration consultant and earn Cash83

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/crime

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smartyco

You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay Cash582 or go to jail.

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/work

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pancake_0706

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make Cash54

pearl heath
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/slut

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pancake_0706

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with Cash300.

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/crime

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pancake_0706

You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole Cash295 from you!

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/work

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koryoo1

You work as an egg and earn Cash80

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/slut

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koryoo1

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect Cash158 in one night.

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/crime

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koryoo1

You work for the Juarez cartel as a brick-presser and earn Cash278! They'll probably kill you and your family tomorrow. Just saying.

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/work

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the_jobro

You work as a smarties expert and earn Cash98

smoky vector
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/crime

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the_jobro

What me? No, I didn't commit a crime. Crime-who? Crime-what? Acquire Cash668 for something that definitely wasn't illegal

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/slut

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the_jobro

You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed Cash156.

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/work

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dilophosaurus1

You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got Cash86!

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/crime

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dilophosaurus1

An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined Cash358

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/work

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dilophosaurus1

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 41 seconds.

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/slut

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accid1e

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for Cash362... yikes

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/slut

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dezznutsss0769

You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was Cash215.

opal trail
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/crime

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dezznutsss0769

You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined Cash0.

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/work

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dezznutsss0769

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly Cash83 was earned.

gentle blade
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/crime

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theretrogamer77_22836

You were hired as an assassin and you succeeded, earning Cash345

gentle blade
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/dep all

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/work

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theretrogamer77_22836

You got cloned for science. You earned Cash61

gentle blade
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/rob bank

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theretrogamer77_22836

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - shibal_ssi
2 - m4rie_x
3 - yhwach_01_
4 - banks9759
5 - antihumanized_.
6 - banks52
7 - banksgman
8 - banksiae
9 - bankzzz.
10 - bankaccounts

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theretrogamer77_22836

xmark You attempted to rob bankzzz., but they had no money in cash for you to take.

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/work

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and Cash65.

pearl heath
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped Cash397

pearl heath
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a Cash404 fine!

pearl heath
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got Cash86

pearl heath
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 23 seconds.

pearl heath
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

Nobody cares about you. You lost Cash323 trying to twerk.

ruby void
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
queenhoneybee01

Your rent is due. You send a check for Cash539.

ruby void
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
queenhoneybee01

You work as the head of potatoes and earn Cash63

ruby void
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
queenhoneybee01

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you Cash187!

gentle blade
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
theretrogamer77_22836

You break into a lab and steal a canister of radioactive material, which you sell to a shady organisation for Cash357.

gentle blade
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
theretrogamer77_22836

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn Cash90

gentle blade
#

/rob bank

silent galeBOT
#
theretrogamer77_22836

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - shibal_ssi
2 - m4rie_x
3 - yhwach_01_
4 - banks9759
5 - antihumanized_.
6 - banks52
7 - banksgman
8 - banksiae
9 - bankzzz.
10 - bankaccounts

gentle blade
#

1

silent galeBOT
#
theretrogamer77_22836

xmark You were caught attempting to rob shibal_ssi, and have been fined Cash590.

modest pewter
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
bharath_bala

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned Cash87

modest pewter
#

/deposit all

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
_rip_bando_

You steal a fire hydrant and sell it to a scrap yard for Cash676

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
_rip_bando_

Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay Cash197 for surgery.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
_rip_bando_

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 30 seconds.

swift pine
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
beans0099

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of Cash73

swift pine
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
beans0099

You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste Cash273 for more in game currency.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_rip_bando_

You work as a police officer and earn Cash100

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_rip_bando_

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

swift pine
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
beans0099

You work as a street performer and earn Cash83

swift pine
#

/rob bank

silent galeBOT
#
beans0099

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - shibal_ssi
2 - m4rie_x
3 - yhwach_01_
4 - banks9759
5 - antihumanized_.
6 - banks52
7 - banksgman
8 - banksiae
9 - bankzzz.
10 - bankaccounts

swift pine
#

4

silent galeBOT
#
beans0099

xmark You attempted to rob banks9759, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

swift pine
#

/rob bank

silent galeBOT
#
beans0099

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - shibal_ssi
2 - m4rie_x
3 - yhwach_01_
4 - banks9759
5 - antihumanized_.
6 - banks52
7 - banksgman
8 - banksiae
9 - bankzzz.
10 - bankaccounts

swift pine
#

2

silent galeBOT
#
beans0099

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

ripe badger
#

/rob bank

silent galeBOT
#
_rip_bando_

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - shibal_ssi
2 - m4rie_x
3 - yhwach_01_
4 - banks9759
5 - antihumanized_.
6 - banks52
7 - banksgman
8 - banksiae
9 - bankzzz.
10 - bankaccounts

ripe badger
#

5

silent galeBOT
#
_rip_bando_

xmark You attempted to rob antihumanized_., but they had no money in cash for you to take.

ripe badger
#

what

cobalt shale
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
manybigcannons

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn Cash74

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
buddyblacklung

You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make Cash92 for your therapeutic skills.

ripe badger
#

//slut

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
buddyblacklung

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with Cash204.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
buddyblacklung

You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined Cash668

cobalt shale
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
manybigcannons

You work as a cookie cutter and earn Cash91.

gentle blade
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
theretrogamer77_22836

You kill a guard with a sickle and steal Cash382 from his dead, bloated corpse.

gentle blade
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
theretrogamer77_22836

You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn Cash93

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
buddyblacklung

Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose Cash181.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
buddyblacklung

After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for Cash582.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
buddyblacklung

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned Cash56

polar elk
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
theworstartist

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as Cash0!

polar elk
#

Oh

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
theworstartist

You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined Cash0!

polar elk
#

bruh

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
theworstartist

You work as a Penguinologist and earn Cash61

polar elk
#

Wow

silent galeBOT
#
theworstartist

xmark You attempted to rob theretrogamer77_22836, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

polar elk
#

oh

gentle blade
polar elk
#

The ultimate counter

gentle blade
#

/rob @polar elk

silent galeBOT
#
theretrogamer77_22836

xmark You were caught attempting to rob theworstartist, and have been fined Cash476.

gentle blade
#

Piss

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
theretrogamer77_22836

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn Cash89

gentle blade
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
theretrogamer77_22836

You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay Cash458 to clean it up.

gentle blade
#

Lol

#

I'm in so much debt

polar elk
#

/bal @gentle blade

#

Alr i can stop pinging you if you want, i just wanted to know how much debt you had to pay lol

gentle blade
#

It was 900 hundred something but I had some money in the bank so I just withdrawed it but now I have no money

pearl heath
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win Cash64.

pearl heath
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost Cash149

pearl heath
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for Cash409

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You serve the customers and receive Cash63

pearl heath
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you Cash66 for your struggles.

pearl heath
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You managed to get with a famous actress for Cash304

pulsar junco
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
efeushenciaa

You worked for the Police and earned Cash83

pulsar junco
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
efeushenciaa

You scammed some person and got Cash506 in cash.

pulsar junco
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
efeushenciaa

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up Cash285

pulsar junco
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
efeushenciaa

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you Cash80 .

pulsar junco
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
efeushenciaa

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 42 minutes and 50 seconds.

pulsar junco
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
efeushenciaa

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 42 minutes and 49 seconds.

pure bloom
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
koryoo1

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned Cash90. Good job!

pure bloom
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
koryoo1

You get paid Cash178 for crossdressing

pure bloom
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
koryoo1

You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took Cash680 from you and left.

pearl heath
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for Cash79.

pearl heath
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You get paid Cash299 for crossdressing

pulsar junco
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
efeushenciaa

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found Cash51 near one of the potatoes

pulsar junco
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
efeushenciaa

After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined Cash343 but you really don't remember.

pulsar junco
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
efeushenciaa

You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined Cash350

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make Cash74.

low mantle
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined Cash275

low mantle
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you Cash199.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you Cash90.

pulsar junco
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
efeushenciaa

You work as an Irish dancer and earn Cash54

pulsar junco
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
efeushenciaa

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 10 minutes and 10 seconds.

pulsar junco
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
efeushenciaa

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 10 minutes and 14 seconds.

pearl heath
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn Cash70.

pearl heath
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for Cash116.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid Cash76!

plucky zenith
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved Cash93!

plucky zenith
#

fuck yeah

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse, Cash162 went down your toilet

plucky zenith
#

fuck you

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes.

pulsar junco
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
efeushenciaa

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you Cash88

pulsar junco
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
efeushenciaa

After many failed attempts, you decide to rob the orphanage, knowing that no one will help them. Upon arriving they are so excited to see a visitor your heart melts and you donate Cash361 to the orphanage.

pulsar junco
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
efeushenciaa

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you Cash387 in return!

pulsar junco
pearl heath
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's Cash73.

pearl heath
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you Cash254 for the night.

old flax
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
accid1e

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of Cash184, and you go ahead with it.

old flax
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
accid1e

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you Cash69, as it was originally their job

pulsar junco
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
efeushenciaa

You baked some nice cookies for all, here is Cash80

pulsar junco
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
efeushenciaa

You manage to persuade a Lord into thinking that you're a banker. He gives you his Cash483 for safe keeping.

pulsar junco
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
efeushenciaa

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn Cash324.

plucky zenith
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

You work as a high school student with no life. Have Cash74 because we pity you.

plucky zenith
#

💀

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a Cash217 fine!

plucky zenith
#

I’m going into debt

sick yew
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
insanitybacon

You were caught shoplifting from a grocery store and have been fined Cash200.

sick yew
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
insanitybacon

You did a fundraiser and raised Cash91

sick yew
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
insanitybacon

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost Cash91

sick yew
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
insanitybacon

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 14 seconds.

sick yew
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
insanitybacon

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 43 seconds.

sick yew
nocturne stream
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
matias8017

You rob the Goodsprings General Store and come out with Cash354

nocturne stream
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
matias8017

You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn Cash93

sick yew
#

/dance

#

damit why am i not allowed to dance

plucky zenith
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

You work as a professional sleeper and earn Cash60

plucky zenith
#

💪

sick yew
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
insanitybacon

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 1 minute.

sick yew
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
insanitybacon

You worked hard at Burger King and earned Cash90

plucky zenith
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of Cash60 during the escape home. Better luck next time.

sick yew
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
insanitybacon

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 4 seconds.

sick yew
#

/crime

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
insanitybacon

Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined Cash90

plucky zenith
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 36 seconds.

plucky zenith
#

An hour?…seriously

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn Cash160

pulsar junco
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
efeushenciaa

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in Cash56

pulsar junco
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
efeushenciaa

You receive an unmarked letter in the post. Inside is a cheque of Cash522, which probably means that the "business" went well.

pulsar junco
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
efeushenciaa

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you Cash191 on your way out of the locker room.

plucky zenith
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

stopwatch You cannot work for 4 minutes and 30 seconds.

plucky zenith
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you Cash58 for your work.

plucky zenith
#

Fuck yeah

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 51 minutes and 13 seconds.

plucky zenith
#

💀

#

Forgot abt that

pearl heath
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got Cash93!

pearl heath
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a Cash324 fine!

pearl heath
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You steal a delivery truck full of designer shoes and sell them on the black market for Cash595.

plucky zenith
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

You work as an elementary school teacher and earn Cash78

plucky zenith
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 25 minutes and 21 seconds.

pure bloom
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
koryoo1

You have worked in the prison gardens for Cash83

pure bloom
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
koryoo1

You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs Cash360

pure bloom
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
koryoo1

You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost Cash157

limpid kraken
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
binn22h

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of Cash54 😃

limpid kraken
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
binn22h

You steal a rare book from a library and sell it to a collector for Cash524.

limpid kraken
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
binn22h

You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to Cash370.

pearl heath
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You work as a professional cuddler and earn Cash63

pearl heath
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with Cash376 and a real sore hangover.

pearl heath
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make Cash66.

pearl heath
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You got caught digging up dead memes and got a Cash407 fine.

pearl heath
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with Cash219 and a real sore hangover.

gentle blade
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
theretrogamer77_22836

You work as a parkour specialist and earn Cash93

gentle blade
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
theretrogamer77_22836

You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined Cash120

plucky zenith
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved Cash89!

plucky zenith
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

You break into a university's research facility and steal a prototype robot, which you sell to a tech company for Cash580.

plucky zenith
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received Cash111 from the men.

pearl heath
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You work as a professional snuggler and earn Cash97

pearl heath
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You go down on that rich kid and earn Cash253

pearl heath
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive Cash87

pearl heath
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 3 minutes.

next ridge
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
lackobraincells

You flashed your tits while streaming and received Cash338 in donations!

next ridge
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
lackobraincells

You robbed a bank and got Cash470

next ridge
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lackobraincells

You take your cat for a walk and gain Cash57

pulsar junco
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
efeushenciaa

You work as the namer of clouds and earn Cash96

pulsar junco
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
efeushenciaa

Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined Cash437.

pulsar junco
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
efeushenciaa

Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost Cash161, have fun

pure bloom
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
koryoo1

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn Cash52

pure bloom
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
koryoo1

You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. They drop Cash341 as a result. Thankfully, nothing went wrong, but now they're pissed at you.

pure bloom
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
koryoo1

You rake in Cash267, but your butthole will never be the same...

modest pewter
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
bharath_bala

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of Cash58

modest pewter
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
bharath_bala

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.

modest pewter
#

/deposit all

#

/rob @pure bloom

silent galeBOT
#
bharath_bala

xmark You attempted to rob koryoo1, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

modest pewter
#

lmao

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
buddyblacklung

You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined Cash273.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
buddyblacklung

While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found Cash82!

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
buddyblacklung

You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with Cash430 worth of silver coins.

pearl heath
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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pancake_0706

You work as a director of sand bags and earn Cash77

pearl heath
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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pancake_0706

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid Cash205

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
buddyblacklung

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 13 minutes and 6 seconds.

pulsar junco
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
efeushenciaa

You work as a parkour specialist and earn Cash61

pulsar junco
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
efeushenciaa

You lock pick a random house and steal some jewelry and sell it for Cash527

pulsar junco
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
efeushenciaa

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you Cash318 as a punishment because there's kids watching.

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
buddyblacklung

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you Cash269 for your solid work.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
buddyblacklung

You stole a package from your neighbour and sold it on the deep web for Cash524

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
buddyblacklung

You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn Cash57

plucky zenith
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you Cash528

plucky zenith
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find Cash232 on the way back to your ship.

plucky zenith
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

You work as the president and earn Cash68

plucky zenith
#

💀

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

stopwatch You cannot work for 5 minutes and 41 seconds.

plucky zenith
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 22 seconds.

plucky zenith
#

Mk

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

stopwatch You cannot work for 18 seconds.

plucky zenith
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

stopwatch You cannot work for 6 seconds.

plucky zenith
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make Cash91 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

pearl heath
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You work as crisis actor and earn Cash90.

pulsar junco
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
efeushenciaa

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and Cash63. Good job.

pulsar junco
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
efeushenciaa

You pickpocket every single person in the parliament entrance and sneak away with Cash383

pulsar junco
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
efeushenciaa

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of Cash131, and you go ahead with it.

plucky zenith
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

You work as a child birth educator and earn Cash81

plucky zenith
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

You were caught stealing flowers from a public garden and have been fined Cash390.

plucky zenith
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

You get paid Cash172 for crossdressing

#
the_ace.of_spadess

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 45 seconds.

polar elk
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
theworstartist

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn Cash94

polar elk
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
theworstartist

You murder the nice lady next door and sell her dead corpse for Cash515

polar elk
#

Dang

silent galeBOT
#
theworstartist

You earn Cash251 for giving some succ (the good kind)

plucky zenith
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 36 minutes and 27 seconds.

plucky zenith
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

stopwatch You cannot work for 13 seconds.

plucky zenith
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

You work as a pet food taster and earn Cash93.

plucky zenith
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 35 minutes and 18 seconds.

pure bloom
rich ferry
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
andrei1354785

You do a good deepthroating and earn Cash111 from the client

rich ferry
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
andrei1354785

You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for Cash686

pulsar junco
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
efeushenciaa

You work as crisis actor and earn Cash80.

pulsar junco
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
efeushenciaa

You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined Cash371

pulsar junco
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
efeushenciaa

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated Cash304 to your Patreon!

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

You work as a parkour specialist and earn Cash83

pure bloom
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
koryoo1

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn Cash59

pearl heath
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You work as a street performer and earn Cash96

ripe badger
#

/crine

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
igotgunz

You travel back in time to before the Gold Rush began and take all the gold. You travel back to the present and trade it in for Cash380.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
igotgunz

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.

ripe badger
#

/kill

#

Hege

pure bloom
#

/rob @ripe badger

silent galeBOT
#
koryoo1

xmark You were caught attempting to rob igotgunz, and have been fined Cash686.

pure bloom
#

ay

#

Lol sorry mate

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
koryoo1

You work as a help desk technician and earn Cash71

pure bloom
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
koryoo1

You steal change from the homeless. You got Cash375

pure bloom
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
koryoo1

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you Cash285

pearl heath
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of Cash54 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn Cash70

low mantle
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn Cash117

ripe badger
#

/rob @pure bloom

silent galeBOT
#
igotgunz

xmark You attempted to rob koryoo1, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

ripe badger
#

/ROB @low mantle

silent galeBOT
#
igotgunz

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

smoky vector
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get Cash61

smoky vector
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

You manage to hack into a bank's system and steal Cash501!

smoky vector
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned Cash177

pure bloom
#

/rob @ripe badger

silent galeBOT
#
koryoo1

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 54 minutes and 55 seconds.

pure bloom
#

.

#

Dam

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
koryoo1

You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made Cash59 off your performance.

pure bloom
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
koryoo1

You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with Cash638 worth of silver coins.

pure bloom
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
koryoo1

You whip it out and manage to rake in Cash168

pearl heath
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You work as a high school student with no life. Have Cash66 because we pity you.

pearl heath
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

An adult video site pays you Cash202 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

plucky zenith
#

/rob @smoky vector

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

xmark You attempted to rob the_jobro, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

plucky zenith
#

Shit

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost Cash78

plucky zenith
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you Cash375 to fuck the girls inside.

plucky zenith
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you Cash63 for your work.

pearl heath
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found Cash88!

plucky zenith
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned Cash55.

plucky zenith
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some Cash113

plucky zenith
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined Cash414.

high crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
rainbowloves

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned Cash60. The students loved you!

pearl heath
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn Cash97

supple leaf
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.heisendingle

You work as a water slide tester and earn Cash94

supple leaf
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.heisendingle

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 55 seconds.

supple leaf
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
.heisendingle

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you Cash195

supple leaf
#

wtf]

high crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
rainbowloves

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive Cash70

pearl heath
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make Cash53 for your lack of effort.

pearl heath
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You fucked a traffic cone and found Cash368 inside it

plucky zenith
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

You receive a check of Cash59 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

plucky zenith
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined Cash251

plucky zenith
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned Cash194

plucky zenith
#

HUH

pearl heath
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn Cash62

pearl heath
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 23 seconds.

abstract viper
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
tatchycrane

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned Cash99!

abstract viper
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
tatchycrane

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with Cash118.

abstract viper
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
tatchycrane

You were hired as an assassin and you succeeded, earning Cash448

high crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
rainbowloves

You work as an egg and earn Cash52

fallen adder
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
unknownzeldarelic

Find some weed and sell it for Cash545

fallen adder
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
unknownzeldarelic

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw Cash358 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

fallen adder
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
unknownzeldarelic

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 48 seconds.

fallen adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
unknownzeldarelic

You work as a human statue and earn Cash79

fallen adder
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
unknownzeldarelic

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 22 seconds.

fallen adder
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
unknownzeldarelic

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 27 minutes.

fallen adder
#

/rob Opium

silent galeBOT
#
unknownzeldarelic

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - bresk5334
2 - opium2lost

fallen adder
#

2

silent galeBOT
#
unknownzeldarelic

xmark You attempted to rob opium2lost, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

fallen adder
#

/rob the_jobro

silent galeBOT
#
unknownzeldarelic

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
buddyblacklung

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you Cash52 for your hard work

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
buddyblacklung

You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and Cash384.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
buddyblacklung

While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay Cash303.

ripe badger
#

/rob

silent galeBOT
#
buddyblacklung

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

hardy ember
#

/rob

silent galeBOT
#
smartyco

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

hardy ember
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
smartyco

You licked SpongeBob's feet for Cash187!

hardy ember
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
smartyco

You work as a bounty hunter and earn Cash62

hardy ember
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
smartyco

You have been fined Cash549 because you ate during work hours.

hardy ember
#

/rob @silent gale

silent galeBOT
#
smartyco

xmark You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.

hardy ember
#

/rob @ripe badger

silent galeBOT
#
smartyco

xmark You attempted to rob buddyblacklung, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

ripe badger
hardy ember
#

Idk

pearl heath
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you Cash75 for your struggles.

pearl heath
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you Cash368

pearl heath
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You work as a professional bed tester and earn Cash82.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn Cash88

pearl heath
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth Cash61.

pearl heath
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn Cash148 and a sore ass.

plucky zenith
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

You work for a hacking association and earn Cash530

plucky zenith
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you Cash96 for watching.

plucky zenith
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost? Cash310 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?

plucky zenith
#

/rob @ripe badger

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

xmark You attempted to rob buddyblacklung, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

ripe badger
#

stop

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
buddyblacklung

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find Cash362 on the way back to your ship.

ripe badger
#

/rob @plucky zenith

silent galeBOT
#
buddyblacklung

xmark You attempted to rob the_ace.of_spadess, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
buddyblacklung

You were caught illegally fishing and have been fined Cash330.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
buddyblacklung

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and Cash59. Good job.

plucky zenith
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

You help clean up the local theater. You find Cash66 strewn about between the seats!

smoky vector
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste Cash626 on getting high.

smoky vector
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you Cash90, as it was originally their job

smoky vector
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you Cash233 for your solid work.

green bone
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
vortex7211

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as Cash249!

#
vortex7211

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.

#
vortex7211

xmark You attempted to rob baine406, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

#
vortex7211

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

#
vortex7211

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

green bone
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
vortex7211

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 27 seconds.

pearl heath
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You work as a wine taster and earn Cash77

pearl heath
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was Cash172 in a baggie next to you.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid Cash83!

pearl heath
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn Cash95

pearl heath
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 30 minutes and 46 seconds.

old flax
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
accid1e

You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn Cash66

old flax
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
accid1e

You suck some toes and earn Cash362

old flax
ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
buddyblacklung

Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you Cash224 for public indecency.

ripe badger
#

fuck

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
buddyblacklung

You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of Cash522!

ripe badger
#

shit

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
buddyblacklung

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn Cash64

pure bloom
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
koryoo1

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you Cash72.

pure bloom
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
koryoo1

You find a wallet on the ground containing Cash419. You pick it up and look at the ID inside. You see the man on the ID card running around frantically looking for said wallet. You pocket the wallet and walk away.

pure bloom
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
koryoo1

You become a pimp and earn Cash111!

plucky zenith
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

You licked SpongeBob's feet for Cash135!

plucky zenith
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

A drunk man pays you Cash91 to walk backwards.

plucky zenith
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined Cash691

plucky zenith
#

WHAT

pearl heath
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pancake_0706

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make Cash95 for your expertise in unicorn management.

pure bloom
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
koryoo1

You work as a beefeater and earn Cash80

pure bloom
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
koryoo1

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 17 minutes and 16 seconds.

pure bloom
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
koryoo1

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 17 minutes and 16 seconds.

pure bloom
#

Fair

plucky zenith
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make Cash51 for your entertaining bedtime stories.

plucky zenith
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
the_ace.of_spadess

You rob a gas station of all its fidget spinners. You sell them for Cash449 to some 11 year olds.

plucky zenith
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/slut

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the_ace.of_spadess

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned Cash364.

echo jacinth
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/slut

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gae_dante

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain Cash379!

echo jacinth
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/crime

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gae_dante

You see a man burying a dead body in the park. He pays you Cash426 to help him out.

echo jacinth
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/work

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gae_dante

You serve the customers and receive Cash94

echo jacinth
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/slut

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gae_dante

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 19 seconds.

fallen adder
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/SLUT

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unknownzeldarelic

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned Cash310

fallen adder
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/crime

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unknownzeldarelic

You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for Cash270

fallen adder
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/work

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unknownzeldarelic

You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid Cash99 for moving traffic cones on the road.