You cannot work for 8 minutes and 8 seconds.
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You cannot commit a crime for 46 seconds.
You cannot commit a crime for 28 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 16 seconds.
You cannot commit a crime for 11 seconds.
/crime
/slut
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 18 seconds.
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
195!
Reply #834979
You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for
0
Reply #635921
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
0 to clean the stains.
Reply #55473
/crime
The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for
447.
Reply #636398
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 25 seconds.
/rob @nimble frost
You've been fined
482 for trying to rob a poor person.
You walk dogs for
95.
Reply #636065
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/slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined
153
Reply #636542
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
90 after the pizzeria closes down.
Reply #636352
/crime
You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you
200.
Reply #635962
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
344!
Reply #636487
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 39 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
64
Reply #36
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/steal
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
0
Reply #636002
You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole
0 from you!
Reply #636222
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
86
Reply #635952
You attempted to rob halobro96, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
78 strewn about between the seats!
Reply #636507
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
85
Reply #636336
/crime
You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant
285
Reply #635969
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 25 seconds.
/crime
You steal a valuable book from a library and sell it to a collector for
338
Reply #4910482
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
87.
Reply #636058
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
308
Reply #636523
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 58 seconds.
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
82.
Reply #636429
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
375
Reply #79
/crime
You steal a customer's lucky gold coin which you sell for
640.
Reply #636306
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @pure pier
You robbed
482 from halobro96.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldnβt stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost
86.
Reply #635961
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
211 to your Patreon!
Reply #635883
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
70.
Reply #636057
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
260 to your Patreon
Reply #635975
/rob @drowsy verge
You attempted to rob xerya_, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
369 for your services.
Reply #636297
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
59
Reply #838252
/crime
You're short when trying to pay for your food at Wawa, and take one too many pennies from their tips jar. Hang your head in shame and give
429 to make up for it
Reply #636289
/work
You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid
56 for sorting jelly beans by color.
Reply #4910414
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
78
Reply #73
/work
While you were searching for PokΓ©mon in the tall grass, you found
51!
Reply #636550
L
/work
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn
88 for your participation.
Reply #4910440
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
158 to your Patreon
Reply #635975
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
336!
Reply #635983
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
100
Reply #838252
/crime
You're hired as a hitman for
660
Reply #636129
just made bank
/bank balance
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
60.
Reply #635917
/crime
You break into a hospital and steal all their morphine. You manage to sell all of it on the black market for
393
Reply #636192
/slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
259
Reply #636523
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
234.
Reply #635909
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
79
Reply #51
/crime
Your SoundCloud DJ roommate plays his music at 120 DB until 5 am in the morning. In a seething blind rage, you kill him and sell his equipment for
542.
Reply #636274
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
374.
Reply #636544
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
69
Reply #27
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
97!
Reply #636520
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
186.
Reply #636291
/crime
You broke into a museum to steal a valuable artefact, but got caught and have been fined
590.
Reply #4910535
Damn
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
93
Reply #27
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You sell your crab for
55, you monster
Reply #635944
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
99
Reply #56
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
91 off of donations.
Reply #6953
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
189
Reply #80
You sneak into a museum and steal a dinosaur skeleton, which you sell to a private collector for
402.
Reply #4910520
/slut
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
373.
Reply #635924
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
75
Reply #68
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
62
Reply #636341
/crime
You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost
262
Reply #636423
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You serve the customers and receive
88
Reply #636348
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
334 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
Reply #838257
/crime
You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined
440
Reply #636111
fuck
wait
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
0.
Reply #55475
/crime
You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost
0
Reply #635866
You got out of bed. Have
72
Reply #635934
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You were caught attempting to rob azgarthx, and have been fined
72.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 25 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 11 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 52 minutes and 4 seconds.
/slut
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
0.
Reply #636547
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
86
Reply #36
While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost
86.
Reply #55472
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
281
Reply #635904
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
63
Reply #16
/deposit all
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
70.
Reply #636411
/deposit all
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
167
Reply #79
/crime
Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined
588
Reply #636237
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
90.
Reply #636060
You got featured and won
53
Reply #636295
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
153
Reply #176
You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is
0.
Reply #636225
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
190
Reply #79
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
83
Reply #636511
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
221 to fix your leg
Reply #636011
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 16 seconds.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
85.
Reply #636031
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
191
Reply #80
You steal a delivery truck full of designer shoes and sell them on the black market for
664.
Reply #4910521
/crime
A sudden gust of wind blows away
200
Reply #636384
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
73
Reply #71
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 45 seconds.
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
371
Reply #635964
You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined
396.
Reply #636199
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
57
Reply #70
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
83
Reply #636336
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 18 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 3 seconds.
/crime
You pickpocket a passing noble, guess crime does pay after all. You manage to steal
641
Reply #636231
/bal
/work
You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning
100 as a reward.
Reply #4910426
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
265.
Reply #834714
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
80
Reply #17
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
30 for disturbing the public peace.
Reply #636038
/crime
What me? No, I didn't commit a crime. Crime-who? Crime-what? Acquire
275 for something that definitely wasn't illegal
Reply #636275
/work
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win
53.
Reply #4910424
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 20 seconds.
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
364
Reply #79
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
240
Reply #838098
/crime
You hack into the mainframe, getting
561 in the process
Reply #636381
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
77
Reply #636079
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
64
Reply #75
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/crime
You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed
64
Reply #636033
/crime
Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined
279
Reply #636109
/steal
/slut
You get paid
132 for crossdressing
Reply #635922
/work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
93 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
Reply #4910402
/crime
You rummage through a dumpster illegally and find
253!
Reply #636250
/rob @robust violet
You were caught attempting to rob angel.4017, and have been fined
457.
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
54.
Reply #636410
/work
You battled and gained
66.
Reply #636473
/steal
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
272
Reply #7034
You work as a human statue and earn
53
Reply #58
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
63
Reply #2
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 43 seconds.
/rob bank
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - shibal_ssi
2 - yhwach_01_
3 - m4rie_x
4 - banks9759
5 - banks52
6 - banksgman
7 - banksiae
8 - bankzzz.
9 - bankaccounts
10 - bankrnpt
/bankzz
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
370
Reply #635965
/work
You work as a caterpillar walker and earn
93 for walking caterpillars on leaves.
Reply #4910411
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
126 for public indecency.
Reply #636266
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
75
Reply #77
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 35 seconds.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
166
Reply #635945
/work
You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid
60 to dust off dinosaur fossils.
Reply #4910415
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
57!
Reply #636520
/crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was
222
Reply #636464
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
159
Reply #635907
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
99 for the hard work
Reply #838245
/crime
You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you
99.
Reply #635962
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
292
Reply #80
/work
You drive women to the store for
93
Reply #636048
/rob bank
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - shibal_ssi
2 - yhwach_01_
3 - m4rie_x
4 - banks9759
5 - banks52
6 - banksgman
7 - banksiae
8 - bankzzz.
9 - bankaccounts
10 - bankroll_00
1
You robbed
21 from shibal_ssi.
/crime
You stole a prized diamond from the nearby bank vault, selling it for
552.
Reply #636095
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
64 from selling drinks
Reply #838263
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
77
Reply #635902
/work
You hastily wipe down the cafΓ© counters. Your boss pays you
79.
Reply #636509
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
51 out of pity.
Reply #636290
You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found
396 in it.
Reply #636249
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
154
Reply #81
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
70 for watching.
Reply #636345
/crime
You steal an apple from the market for
414
Reply #636302
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
360
Reply #635912
/bal
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
64, albeit reluctantly.
Reply #636532
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
283 : D
Reply #635875
/slut
An unexpected error occurred executing this command. (500 Internal Server Error from Discord)
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
317!
Reply #635946
/crime
You sell body parts on the black market
481 in profit.
Reply #635901
You do a good deepthroating and earn
245 from the client
Reply #636526
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
143... yikes
Reply #635967
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
335.
Reply #636291
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
92 to help fund the project!
Reply #636446
/crime
You steal a famous chef's secret recipe book and sell it to a rival restaurant for
396.
Reply #4910525
/crime
You steal a child's piggy bank for
518
Reply #636128
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
63 π
Reply #636401
/crime
You sell cellular phones for a whopping
346
Reply #636210
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
393 in a baggie next to you.
Reply #636405
WHAT
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
88 and given a bottle of wine.
Reply #636483
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
173 to fix your leg
Reply #636011
/crime
You sneak into a museum and steal a dinosaur skeleton, which you sell to a private collector for
670.
Reply #4910520
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
129.
Reply #635909
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
67
Reply #636439
/ rob UnbelievaBoat#1046
You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.
You robbed
5 from jv007.
Ummm okay
/crime
You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined
14!
Reply #636312
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
78
Reply #49
/rob bank
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - shibal_ssi
2 - yhwach_01_
3 - m4rie_x
4 - banks9759
5 - banks52
6 - banksgman
7 - banksiae
8 - bankzzz.
9 - bankaccounts
10 - bankroll_00
1
You were caught attempting to rob shibal_ssi, and have been fined
78.
lol
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
87
Reply #636419
/work
You cannot work for 47 seconds.
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! Youβve earned
89!
Reply #636488
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
166 in a baggie next to you.
Reply #636405
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
84
Reply #635903
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
60
Reply #77
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined
594
Reply #172
/crime
You stole from the cookie jar and gave them to your friend for
366
Reply #636325
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
67.
Reply #636448
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 56 seconds.
fuck
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
298
Reply #81
/crime
You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you
592
Reply #636104
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
96 I think...
Reply #635916
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
80 as in return!
Reply #636372
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
80
Reply #34
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
69
Reply #636535
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Rainbow
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - rainbow03
2 - rainbowloves
3 - rainbow_smaida_2
4 - yursalty
5 - rainbowdrinker0801
6 - rainbowpickle99
7 - rainbowsage
8 - rainbowsixgivesmecancer
9 - rainbow_cadenza
10 - rainbowboi24
Rainbow3
Cancelled command.
/rob canuckj
You were caught attempting to rob canuckj, and have been fined
367.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
382 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
Reply #636355
/crime
You pickpocket a man/woman. You manage to get
396.
Reply #636195
You attempted to rob sirdino., but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @nimble heart
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
98. Good job.
Reply #636285
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
146
Reply #838124
/crime
You were caught trespassing onto a construction site and have been fined
403.
Reply #4910557
/balance
Lolll
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
89
Reply #636534
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 13 minutes and 33 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 13 minutes and 35 seconds.
As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your
634 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.
Reply #635955
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
398 and a real sore hangover.
Reply #636262
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
76.
Reply #636282
/slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined
395
Reply #636542
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
91.
Reply #636046
/crime
You sell cellular phones for a whopping
661
Reply #636210
/depo all
/crime
Nuh, uh, uh, mister! You are fined
21.
Reply #636307
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
98
Reply #636021
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
98 from you.
Reply #636525
You attempted to rob kentuckyfriedchicken, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
91
Reply #636389
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
326.
Reply #636291
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
136 for child support before disownment.
Reply #635886
/crime
You broke into the Warden's office and stole his chair. You managed to sell it for
534.
Reply #636284
/crime
You were fined
200 for slacking in school!
Reply #636221
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 46 seconds.
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
123.
Reply #636503
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
98
Reply #35
/dep all
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
78
Reply #9
/rob @dense cradle
You robbed
4 from jack.cullinane.
hehehehe
/work
You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make
94 for your insight into the future.
Reply #4910391
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
267
Reply #838098
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
299 to your Patreon!
Reply #635883
/crime
Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined
312
Reply #636236
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
66 to help fund the project!
Reply #636446
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
52
Reply #74
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
95
Reply #47
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
97.
Reply #636060
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
77!
Reply #636413
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/crime
You dabbed on the haters and got
469
Reply #635938
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
175 trying to twerk.
Reply #636454
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 30 seconds.
/crime
You were caught feeding pigeons in a no-feeding zone and have been fined
200.
Reply #4910506
/slut
You rake in
279, but your butthole will never be the same...
Reply #635984
/rob@limpid kraken
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
246!
Reply #636344
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
123
Reply #635964
/work
You develop games and earn
73.
Reply #636067
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 39 seconds.
/crime
A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined
590 kiddo
Reply #635880
/crime
You were hired as an assassin and you succeeded, earning
426
Reply #636200
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
103!
Reply #636487
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
381
Reply #635900
A stranger walks up to you and you decide to steal their clothes, you some how did it and got away with an outfit valued at
335.
Reply #55466
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
82
Reply #20
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 28 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 56 minutes and 55 seconds.
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
287!
Reply #636487
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
98
Reply #42
/crime
You steal a famous celebrity's wig and sell it on eBay for
377
Reply #4910467
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
60
Reply #44
/crime
You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of
313
Reply #636156
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
252
Reply #28
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
168
Reply #838098
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
84
Reply #72
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
399 in order to keep quiet about it.
Reply #636040
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
97.
Reply #636058
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
237.
Reply #636528
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
62!
Reply #635874
/crime
The "Don't Step on the Grass" sign in the park was taunting you, so you pranced all over the grassy fields before picking the pocket of the nearby patrolling traffic officer, you were able to nab
354 from their pockets.
Reply #635968
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
231 at you.
Reply #636455
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
56 though.
Reply #636392
/crime
You were caught illegally fishing and have been fined
596.
Reply #4910543
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes.
Damn
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
66
Reply #13
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
77
Reply #17
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
68
Reply #636286
/crime
You invaded a hangout party and stole
380
Reply #636175
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
358 to stop because that's weird.
Reply #636350
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
52
Reply #17
/crime
You were caught throwing litter out of your car window and have been fined
134.
Reply #4910558
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
371.
Reply #635940
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
96
Reply #636378
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost
296.
Reply #55472
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 15 seconds.
/urfuckin'gay
Real
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
79, as it was originally their job
Reply #636304
/crime
You break into a toy store and steal all the teddy bears, selling them on the black market for
494
Reply #4910476
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
304 in a baggie next to you.
Reply #636405
/crime
You were caught shoplifting a bag of chips and have been fined
263.
Reply #4910501
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
58
Reply #54
/slut
You found an extra
348 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
Reply #635997
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
88
Reply #6
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
284 for the night.
Reply #636471
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
183
Reply #635965
/work
You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make
53 for your skills in temporal navigation.
Reply #4910392
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 18 minutes and 19 seconds.
Canβt believe this bot is slutshaming me smh (joke)
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
53
Reply #636397
/crime
You held a bus hostage and got paid
612
Reply #635972
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 50 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
63
Reply #41
/crime
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
405 to dodge death.
Reply #635889
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
219
Reply #635965
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
80
Reply #636080
/rob levy
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - levy0032
2 - levydisc47141
/rob levy0032
Cancelled command.
You attempted to rob levy0032, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
95
Reply #4
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
377 for your services.
Reply #636297
/crime
You were caught stealing from a charity and have been fined
659.
Reply #4910555
You earn
219 for giving some succ (the good kind)
Reply #635878
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
78
Reply #61
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
96
Reply #22
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
266
Reply #635964
/work
You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid
73 to dust off dinosaur fossils.
Reply #4910415
/crime
During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing
291 when you wake up.
Reply #636267
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
0 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
Reply #55476
/crime
You steal a valuable book from a library and sell it to a collector for
675
Reply #4910482
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
72
Reply #635988
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
320 inside it
Reply #636329
/crime
You were caught stealing flowers from a public park and have been fined
200.
Reply #4910496
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
63
Reply #636296
/slut
You get
227 through donations on your cam stream.
Reply #636502
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
68
Reply #635903
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 43 minutes and 36 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 43 minutes and 10 seconds.
You cannot work for 31 seconds.
/work
You do some work around the house for
60
Reply #41920
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
61
Reply #636360
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
ok 10 mins
You cannot commit a crime for 30 minutes and 1 second.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 30 minutes and 6 seconds.
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
146.
Reply #636479
You lied on your tax return and have been fined
414.
Reply #4910539
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
62
Reply #20
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
70
Reply #636374
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
128
Reply #174
/crime
You break into a movie theatre and steal all the popcorn, which you sell to a group of hungry college students for
323.
Reply #4910513
/crime
You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of
351
Reply #635867
/slut
You rake in
339, but your butthole will never be the same...
Reply #635984
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
71.
Reply #636377
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
84 in your direction.
Reply #636383
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
111.
Reply #636465
/crime
You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of
406
Reply #635998
You work as a water slide tester and earn
58
Reply #50
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 29 minutes and 52 seconds.
You cannot commit a crime for 29 minutes and 33 seconds.

womp womp
in typical red dead fashion
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
83
Reply #636337
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
97
Reply #636538
/crime
You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole
200 from you!
Reply #635931
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
221 in total.
Reply #636069
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
143
Reply #636313
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
66
Reply #39
/crime
You were caught dumping trash illegally and have been fined
343.
Reply #4910550
/crime
You steal your grandma's purse, and find
678 and some butterscotch candy.
Reply #636064
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
70
Reply #636457
damn
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
92 was earned.
Reply #203821
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
0 for their medical fees.
Reply #635970
/crime
You mugged a bunch of nuns for
575
Reply #636486
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
75
Reply #56
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/crime
You got caught trying to steal iPhone X and pay a fine of
125
Reply #636240
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
358
Reply #635907
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
77
Reply #636432
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
139
Reply #635965
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
304 from you.
Reply #636525
/crime
While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined
0
Reply #636091
/work
You were farming and earned
88
Reply #636436
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
74 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
Reply #4910401
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
179 for child support before disownment.
Reply #635886
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 45 seconds.
/crime
You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost
95.
Reply #636134
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 17 seconds.
/crime
You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined
671.
Reply #636299
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
324 for public indecency.
Reply #636266
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
52
Reply #636034
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
82
Reply #1
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 6 minutes and 38 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
93.
Reply #636059
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
208.
Reply #635940
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
95
Reply #636441
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
127 to your Patreon
Reply #635975
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
68.
Reply #636406
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 18 seconds.
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
373.
Reply #635923
/crime
You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had
352 stolen from you!
Reply #635932
How is that a crime??
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
114!
Reply #635894
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
195.
Reply #636367
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
56
Reply #636014
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
116.
Reply #636530
/crime
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined
606
Reply #170
/work
You find
65 randomly lying in the gutter
Reply #635890
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
271 for your solid work.
Reply #636269
/work
You work as an egg and earn
94
Reply #635973
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
66
Reply #636083
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
103 in return!
Reply #635891
You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back
128.
Reply #635950
You work as crisis actor and earn
59.
Reply #636433
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
272 to your Patreon!
Reply #635883
/crime
You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined
252
Reply #636140
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
79
Reply #168
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
84
Reply #636360
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
75
Reply #13
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
67
Reply #636388
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 37 minutes and 17 seconds.
/work
You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make
72 from your gullible followers.
Reply #4910388
/crime
You rob another server for
386
Reply #636119
/crime
You rob the bank and obtain
673! Hell yes.
Reply #636198
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
70 from a thrown out wallet.
Reply #636408
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
284
Reply #635964
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
143
Reply #636070
omg my first good slut thing
that sounds werid out of context
mb
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
55
Reply #26
/work
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make
55 for your bravery and heroism.
Reply #4910397
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
198 at you.
Reply #636455
/crime
You were caught in the act, and fined
309
Reply #636009
shit
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
324
Reply #81
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
51
Reply #76
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
54!
Reply #635987
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 37 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 16 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
90
Reply #32
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 7 minutes and 1 second.
gulp
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
69
Reply #636083
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 55 seconds.
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
265.
Reply #636544
/work
You walk dogs for
93.
Reply #636065
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
162 in a baggie next to you.
Reply #636405
/crime
Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined
314
Reply #636109
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
52
Reply #51
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
94.
Reply #55462
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 18 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
69
Reply #636338
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
234 went down your toilet
Reply #636032
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
187 : D
Reply #635875
/crime
You slap someone with a fish, and steal all their money. You grab
344
Reply #88
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
69
Reply #3
/WORK
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
76
Reply #636016
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
51
Reply #45
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
246 fine!
Reply #635892
/crime