#back-room
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You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
63 was earned.
/work
You drive women to the store for
53
/bank
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
63
/crime
You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined
184.
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
94 from selling drinks
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
74
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
56
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 52 seconds.
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
85
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 38 seconds.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
65
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/crime
You were caught in the act, and fined
579
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
221 after.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
81
/crime
You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined
200
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
314!
/rob @proud viper
You attempted to rob jenkins0355, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @olive oasis
You were caught attempting to rob lunaticlucas2024, and have been fined
283.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 25 seconds.
oops
hey
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
111
thats not very nice boah
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
96 as in return!
but youre micah
/balance
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
93

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.
.
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 13 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 17 seconds.
you can always be my str-
.
i died
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 51 seconds.
bro rdr2 is terrible theres no car- 
.
rdr2 is goat
yh
story is way better then gta5 imo
no hate to gta5
but rdr2 is the better story
fr
.
dragging the womans rights activist into crocodiles (and racists too, my weapons dont discriminate)
i love doing that
ive gotten all 3 encounters with the KKK
i got one



imma go to the bar
What?
Uhhh nothing
Aight cus you pinged me
/rob @obtuse vector
You robbed
850 from robinbobin1402.
/deposit 850
/rob @shy gale
You robbed
504 from owen_mydog.
;0
You were caught stealing flowers from a public park and have been fined
601.

/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined
287
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
373
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
55!
/crime
You were caught vaping in the bathroom and have been given a
454 fine.
/slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
152 to get it repaired.
/work
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid
71 for moving traffic cones on the road.
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
68
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
99.
/rob @obtuse vector
You were caught attempting to rob robinbobin1402, and have been fined
301.
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
90
/work
You develop games and earn
58.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
78 from your peers.
/crime
You were caught shoplifting a bag of chips and have been fined
423.
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
344
/work
You found
73 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
62 as in return!
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
51.
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
53. Good job.
/crime
You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined
547
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
398 for violating the stay-at-home order.
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
339
/bal
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
92
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
58.
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
237.
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
54!
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
248 to have them cleaned
/crime
You steal a rare book from a library and sell it to a collector for
466.
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
69 when you got back home
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
69
/work
A drunk man pays you
51 to walk backwards.
/crime
You were caught stealing flowers from a public garden and have been fined
268.
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
232
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
87
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
77.
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
296 trying to twerk.
/work
You become a game developer and raised
80 for charity.
/rob irish
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - irish4906
2 - irish4928
3 - irishtoes
4 - irish6324
5 - iri1sh._
6 - irishlad4806
7 - irishpotato.
8 - captainshelly
9 - irishdounicorne
10 - irishmelon
/rob irishlad4806
Cancelled command.
You were caught attempting to rob irishlad4806, and have been fined
339.
/work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make
88 for your lack of effort.
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
288.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
76.
What is /work ?
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
79
/crime
You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined
367.
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
259
/crime
You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to
207
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
397
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
96 for your services.
/work
You worked and gained
86
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
57
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
99
/slut
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined
251
/crime
You rob a convenience store for
500
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
72.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
93.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
59.
/slut
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
106.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
53
/work
You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make
95 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
265 on medical bills.
/crime
You were caught with your pants down outside the cemetery, and have been given a
550 fine!
/work
You work as a model and earn
58
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 21 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 56 seconds.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
81.
/crime
You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole
659 from you!
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
103
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
67
/balance
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
63
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
64
/crime
You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste
123 for more in game currency.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
85.
/work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
67 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
/work
You found
76 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/crime
You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined
0.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid
94 for moving traffic cones on the road.
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
71 strewn about between the seats!
/crime
A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is
71
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
93
/crime
You sneak into a museum and steal a dinosaur skeleton, which you sell to a private collector for
630.
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
94
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
79 for your efforts!
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
90
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
56 for the hard work
/work
A drunk man pays you
61 to walk backwards.
/crime
You assassinate a high priority target. Your client pays you
475.
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
360.
/slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
141
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
94
/crime
You steal a famous chef's secret recipe book and sell it to a rival restaurant for
652.
/steal
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
210.
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
95
What!?
/slut
You rake in
254, but your butthole will never be the same...
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
63
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
58.
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
81
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 43 seconds.
You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.
/rob cannons
You attempted to rob manybigcannons, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - the9203
2 - sea.unicorn
3 - jett79
4 - allmarigolds4254
5 - all1e.
6 - allah1659
7 - rac75
8 - allameno
9 - allbimyself5129
10 - alldeezinurface
the9203
Cancelled command.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
61!
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 45 seconds.
/crime
You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for
550
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
60 for doing his job.
/balance
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
90. Good job.
/crime
Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined
290
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 50 seconds.
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
302
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
51
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
71.
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
86 for doing it
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
102.
/help
/bal
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
217 from you.
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
94 anyway.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
146 at you.
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
72
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
61.
/work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
57 for your time and effort.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
296 for the good time.
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
93 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
69
/crime
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined
614
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
221 from you.
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
175 in return!
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You receive a check of
82 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
You plagiarised a school project and have been given a
447 fine.
You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 23 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 34 seconds.
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
177 on your way out of the locker room.
You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost
255.
You cannot be a slut for 49 minutes and 28 seconds.
I like being a slut in the back room :3
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
172 to your Patreon
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 43 seconds.
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
269 in a baggie next to you.
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
127.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 21 minutes and 45 seconds.
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
196.
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
68
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
70, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 26 seconds.
/crime
You tried to smuggle illegal cheese across the border and got caught. You have been fined
270.
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
142 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
73 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
Uhh I seem to be to tight for it
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
198
/balance
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
184
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
61
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
90
/crime
You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of
174!
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
220
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
64
/work
You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make
74 for your expertise in unicorn management.
/crime
You hacked into the bank and received
658 and an invitation to Anonymous
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
169
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
229
/crime
During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing
257 when you wake up.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 41 seconds.
/bal
/work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
69
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
169
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/crime
You steal a customer's lucky gold coin which you sell for
554.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 27 minutes and 36 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 27 minutes and 37 seconds.
/balance
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
61!
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
117.
/crime
You sneak into a research facility and steal a vial of experimental serum, which you sell to a pharmaceutical company for
318.
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
334 in return!
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
222
/rob @timid lotus
You attempted to rob seththesixshooter, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Yah no
/crime
You sell your first mixtape and earn
588
/work
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
56.
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
104
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
193
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
246 from the men.
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
52.
So i work at a slut bar but my parents still feed me, wow that is so logical
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
72.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
349
/crime
You tried to smuggle illegal cheese across the border and got caught. You have been fined
305.
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
340.
You steal the Queen's crown and sell it on the black market for
516
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
332 and maybe chlamydia.
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
248 for their medical fees.
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
320
/crime
Those weren't girl scout cookies, but hey you got
552
/crime
You were caught stealing from a charity and have been fined
200.
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 54 seconds.
You robbed
788 from andrei1354785.
You work as a bed warmer and earn
90
I refuse to whore myself out for money.
why me?
Last person to do something, lol.
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
259
/crime
You rob a convenience store for
559
/rob @fallen kiln
You were caught attempting to rob luciferri, and have been fined
645.
/rob @fallen kiln
You robbed
525 from luciferri.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 8 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid
94 for streaming it online.
D:
You cannot commit a crime for 38 minutes and 20 seconds.
/slut
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
367.
/crime
You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined
321
/rob @north sentinel
You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @magic yew
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 49 minutes.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 30 minutes and 49 seconds.
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
125, have fun
/crime
You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole
0 from you!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 30 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
98 from ad revenue.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 30 minutes and 59 seconds.
/crime
You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay
253 or go to jail.
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
394.
/rob @smoky vector
You attempted to rob the_jobro, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make
64 for your bravery and heroism.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
100
/balance
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
359
/crime
You steal
535 from a child and (narrowly) escape.
/slut
You get paid
382 for crossdressing
/crime
You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined
337
/rob @spice blade
You were caught attempting to rob canuckj, and have been fined
143.
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
99
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 27 minutes and 38 seconds.
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
114.
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
99
/bal
/slut
You take it up the ass for
179
/crime
In the guise of darkness you break into a home to steal jewelry worth
591
/rob @coral trout
You were caught attempting to rob lazysteampunker, and have been fined
331.
/crime
You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with
665 worth of silver coins.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
100
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
91
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
82
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
104!
/crime
You hack into a company's database and sell their trade secrets to a competitor for
520.
/rob @ripe badger
You attempted to rob p_aradoxa, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @vernal wyvern
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
141 at you.
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
56 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
/work
You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid
56 to dust off dinosaur fossils.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
90
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 32 minutes and 21 seconds.
/work
You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make
51 for spreading joy and happiness.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 8 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
67.
/rob hate
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - freshandout
2 - lazy_i7
3 - aceofhearts06
4 - hatemailpersonified
5 - hated.too
6 - hatedhottie
7 - hatem210
/rob hated.too
Cancelled command.
You attempted to rob hated.too, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/dep all
/work
Just take the
97 and go...
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
132
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
67
/crime
You have been fined
311 because you ate during work hours.
/bal
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
58
/rob aceofhearts06
You robbed
91 from aceofhearts06.
/crime
You trespassed onto private property and have been fined
347.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
55
/rob dutch
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - mainbluelobster
2 - thatoneguy_272
3 - laranaunai9767
4 - killthemallelmo
5 - thefordgamer
6 - _stupidest_dumbass_
7 - souphyo
8 - mr_fizi134
9 - getinmamasita
10 - catfish_peckerbiter
/rob six
Cancelled command.
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - shdwcmpny
2 - freelancersix
3 - sixtensaint
4 - seeingsix
5 - six1132
6 - sixpaths2584
7 - homo666xual
8 - sixaratm
9 - sixteenart
10 - sixthp
/1
Cancelled command.
/slut
An adult video site pays you
141 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
80
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 16 seconds.
/slut
You earned
319 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/crime
You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole
347 from you!
/rob @median lily
You were caught attempting to rob the_real_dutch_1899, and have been fined
411.
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
96 after the pizzeria closes down.
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
358
/crime
You were hired as an assassin and you succeeded, earning
603
/rob @opal osprey
You've been fined
390 for trying to rob a poor person.
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
87
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make
86.
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
266.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
86.
/work
You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make
90 for your dedication to laziness.
/work
You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make
76 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 27 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
55
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
94.
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
132.
/bal
/slut
You get
104 through donations on your cam stream.
/crime
You tried to jump the old lady walking down the street. Turns out she had a gun, and robbed you blind of
644
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
68 off your performance.
/rob @untold stump
You were caught attempting to rob chanel7069, and have been fined
423.
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
190
/crime
You stole a dog and sold it to the old lady next door for
696
/rob @rich ferry
You've been fined
589 for trying to rob a poor person.
Rip
=]]]
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 22 minutes and 27 seconds.
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
54. Good job!
/rob @rich ferry
You cannot rob yourself!
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
231 to stop because that's weird.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 30 minutes and 50 seconds.
/crime
You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you
513
/rob @solemn current
You were caught attempting to rob crossingvalleys, and have been fined
485.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
82.
/slut
You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost
184
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
394 and a real sore hangover.
/crime
You were fined
448 for slacking in school!
/rob @neat python
You robbed
32 from rocky400.
/rob @rich ferry
You were caught attempting to rob andrei1354785, and have been fined
251.
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
69!
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
83
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
260
You cannot work for 1 minute and 22 seconds.
/work
You are paid
78 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
76!
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
63
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
73 anyway.
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
57
/work
You work as a fake bus passenger and earn
54 for filling up empty seats on the bus.
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
235 for your hard work.
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
93, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
76 to help fund the project!
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
87
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
56
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
127 for your services.
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
57.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
79
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
395.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
72
/slut
Your friend pays you
369 for you to worship her feet
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
294 inside it
Where there's a hole there's a goal
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
203
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
53. The students loved you!
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
94!
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
286
/work
You were farming and earned
82
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
117 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 41 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
74
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
217.
/crime
You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you
376 for being a lazy ass person.
Ouch
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
302.
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
198.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
79.
/crime
You kidnap a citizen and take them hostage for
259
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @robust lagoon
You were caught attempting to rob englishdefenceleague, and have been fined
551.
fuck
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
354
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
98 was earned.
/crime
You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost
589
/rob @ripe badger
You were caught attempting to rob who.tf.cares, and have been fined
488.
/crime
You were caught cheating on a test and have been fined
445.
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
229.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
55.
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
68 in your direction.
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
278 from you as compensation.
Oof
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
395
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
80.
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
63
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
58
/slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
204
/crime
You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined
320
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
89
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
106.
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a
69 fine!
You attempted to rob minerva80085, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/rob @rich ferry
You've been fined
200 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
62
/crime
You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined
304
/work
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
98 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
56.
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
334.
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
132!
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
84
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
131
/slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
207
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
62 and given a bottle of wine.
/slut
You get
193 through donations on your cam stream.
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
53
/crime
You were caught vandalising and were fined
324
/rob @drowsy verge
You attempted to rob xerya_, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You were caught attempting to rob halobro96, and have been fined
62.
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
50
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 22 minutes.
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
87
/crime
You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined
287!
You've been fined
0 for trying to rob a poor person.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob D4
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - pommesanspepins
2 - d4dil
3 - d4rk_dude7422
4 - d4rkcrow
5 - d4rksclud3
6 - d4ve_3
7 - d4wn99
8 - .d4ydream
9 - d4lici40_o
10 - d4rk_b0
/rob d4rksclud3
Cancelled command.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 37 minutes.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
86
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
64
You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost
264
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
0 fine!
You cannot commit a crime for 21 minutes and 45 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 21 minutes and 45 seconds.
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
55.
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
98
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 35 seconds.
/crime
You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined
298!
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
235!
You were caught attempting to rob barti_0110, and have been fined
235.
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 46 seconds.
You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 41 seconds.
You've been fined
55 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
