Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
66 .
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Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
66 .
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
70 after the pizzeria closes down.
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
81
/work
You work as a pet food taster and earn
68.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 17 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
86
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
77 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
98
/crime
You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found
519 in it.
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
240 on your way out of the locker room.
/crime
You steal a police car and sell it on the black market for
623
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
383
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 26 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 27 seconds.
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
74
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
65 for doing his job.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Silas Arlo
You were caught attempting to rob baine406, and have been fined
265.
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
65
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 37 minutes and 2 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 34 seconds.
/blackjack
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
90 strewn about between the seats!
/crime
You were caught illegally fishing and have been fined
361.
/crime
/work
You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make
74 for your dedication to dental hygiene.
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
50.
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
353
/crime
You mugged a bunch of nuns for
429
/crime
You smuggle pugs across the Mexican border for a cool
348.
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
317... yikes
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
87
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
186
/crime
You steal an apple from the market for
423
/work
You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make
84 for your dedication to laziness.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
62
/crime
You slap someone with a fish, and steal all their money. You grab
503
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
56 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
/crime
You steal a valuable painting from a museum and sell it to a wealthy collector for
693
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
304!
I should stick to girls ig
You steal an apple from the market for
378
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
55 near one of the potatoes
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
386.
/money
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 9 minutes and 1 second.
/work
You sell your crab for
79, you monster
/work
You were farming and earned
63
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
88 on the floor.
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
226 from you as compensation.
/crime
You crack open a safe and shovel
507 into your pockets. These old people never learn.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
198.
/work
You worked and gained
97
/crime
You lock pick a random house and steal some jewelry and sell it for
398
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
66.
/slut
You get
215 through donations on your cam stream.
/crime
You were caught vaping in the bathroom and have been given a
475 fine.
You work as a comedian and earn
60
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
53 😃
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
239 at you.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
63.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 46 seconds.
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
377.
/crime
You trip on a banana on your getaway, and get busted for
402!
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
93
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
75 on the floor.
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
100!
/work
You sell bananas for
70
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
79
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
176
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
288
/crime
You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined
296
/work
You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make
83 for your skills in temporal navigation.
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
84
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 34 minutes and 54 seconds.
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
389
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
90.
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
75
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
99 in your direction.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 6 seconds.
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
61 for your hard work
/crime
You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined
537.
You found an extra
295 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/crime
You steal lamps for
326
/work
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make
60.
/crime
A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is
60
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
313 in return!
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
95.
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
204 to fuck the girls inside.
/crime
Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts
467 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
135
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
95 in profits
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
50 worth of scrap.
/crime
Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
397
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
59
/crime
You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay
357 in hospital expenses...
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
39.
You were caught stealing from a charity and have been fined
37.
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
393 in total.
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
88
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
140
/work
You do some work around the house for
65
/work
You worked and gained
99
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
68
/crime
You steal a stop sign and sell it to a driver's education program for
290
/crime
You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined
200
/crime
You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined
200
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
87
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
90. Good job!
/crime
The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined
609
/slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
200.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
68
/crime
You parked in a handicap spot without a permit and have been fined
268.
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
215!
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
50
/work
You repair the lights and receive
66
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob <baine406>
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 25 seconds.
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
372.
/crime
You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you
289
/rob <Silas Arlo>
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 57 seconds.
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You robbed
438 from baine406.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
85
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
79
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
87! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/crime
You were caught in the act, and fined
369
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
397 went down your toilet
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
348
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.
Oh
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
298.
Wow
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
200.
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 15 seconds.
Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost
0.
/rob granola
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - __granola__
2 - gracosaurus
granola
Cancelled command.
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
87
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
66
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 30 seconds.
/work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make
75 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
/balance
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
237.
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
365 on medical bills.
Lmao
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 6 seconds.
/work
You work as an onion chopper and get paid
94 for chopping onions in a restaurant.
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
87
/rob Darkfall
You attempted to rob darkfallding, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
99 from a thrown out wallet.
/smoke
/crime
You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of
44
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
71
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
110
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
107!
damn
You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste
206 for more in game currency.
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
97
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 53 minutes and 52 seconds.
lol
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
80
/crime
You were caught vaping in the bathroom and have been given a
375 fine.
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
130
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
178.
/crime
You did a crime and for some reason you now have
585 more
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
62
/crime
You were caught throwing litter out of your car window and have been fined
487.
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
266
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
350 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
99
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
93 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
94.
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
95
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
295 for having your junk out.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 15 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 6 seconds.
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
57
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
96 as in return!
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
98
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
347
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You rob an ATM, but the CCTV captures your face. You are fined
621
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 54 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 second.
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
59
/rob 1010924605650784367
You robbed
184 from _bloodborn..
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/work
You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn
88.
/slut
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
50
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn
69 for your participation.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 5 seconds.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
86
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
380 at you.
/crime
Your SoundCloud DJ roommate plays his music at 120 DB until 5 am in the morning. In a seething blind rage, you kill him and sell his equipment for
648.
/work
You milk a cow for
52
/crime
You help illegal immigrants cross the border and they paid you
436.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 29 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 19 seconds.
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
73
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
263.
/collect-income
You have no role income to collect!
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
74
/collect-income
You have no role income to collect!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 20 seconds.
/crime
You vandalised a public park and have been fined
84.
/ rob Silas Arlo
You robbed
180 from baine406.
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
75 in your direction.
/crime
You sneak into a zoo and steal a baby elephant, which you sell to a wealthy collector for
535.
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
146 for your hard work.
/work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
65 for your time and effort.
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
56
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
192!
Yah
You cannot be a slut for 19 minutes and 32 seconds.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
82.
/ rob Mr. Worldwide
You were caught attempting to rob the_jobro, and have been fined
468.
/crime
You were caught hacking into someone's computer and have been fined
0.
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
70 for your hard work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
88
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
91.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 47 seconds.
/rob @timid lotus
You attempted to rob _bloodborn., but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
58.
/slut
You get
375 through donations on your cam stream.
Ha you can’t take debt
damn it
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
68
/rob pandawithadrilling
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 28 minutes.
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
268.
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
73
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
70
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
198!
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
69
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
359!
/crime
You steal a police officer's uniform and use it to rob a bank, making off with
633.
/rob
You attempted to rob pandawithadrilling, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
95
You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay
282
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
148 on the way back to your ship.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/balance
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
80!
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
88
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
243.
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
65
/rob Silas Arlo
You robbed
213 from baine406.
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
54
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
69. Good job!
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
97.
/work
You find
79 randomly lying in the gutter
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
341.
/crime
After many failed attempts, you decide to rob the orphanage, knowing that no one will help them. Upon arriving they are so excited to see a visitor your heart melts and you donate
393 to the orphanage.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
85
/work
You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid
76 to dust off dinosaur fossils.
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
60
/work
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
94.
/work
You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make
55 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
78
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
96 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn
85 for your participation.
/work
You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make
93.
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
80
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
68.
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
76!
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
84
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
74
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
93.
/work
You worked overtime for
89
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
89! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
92
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
388.
/crime
You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for
403.
/work
You cannot work for 14 seconds.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
57
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
81
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
76
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 47 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 14 minutes and 56 seconds.
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
86.
/work
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make
76 for your vivid imagination.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
93 in profits
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
78 for doing his job.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/dep all
That command has been denied for this channel.
/work
You do some work around the house for
54
/work
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
73 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/work
You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make
71.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
82
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
386 and maybe chlamydia.
/crime
You were caught making shitty memes and lost
349
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
100
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
94
/work
You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make
84 for your unicorn whispering skills.
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
78
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
81
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
70 off of donations.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 23 seconds.
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
85
/work
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
70 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
88!
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
83
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
304
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
82
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
90 for the hard work
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
56
/work
You make a living selling weed for
81 a day
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
99
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 20 minutes and 15 seconds.
/crime
You break into a lab and steal a canister of radioactive material, which you sell to a shady organisation for
260.
/rob cannons
You were caught attempting to rob manybigcannons, and have been fined
354.
/rob fortnight
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 47 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 57 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 9 seconds.
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
86 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
57.
/work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth
95.
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
69!
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
327
/rob fortnight
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 10 minutes.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 9 minutes and 41 seconds.
/work
You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning
51 as a reward.
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
92.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
75 for your struggles.
/work
You are paid
72 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 8 minutes and 28 seconds.
/rob fortnight
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 19 minutes and 19 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 17 seconds.
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
64
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
200
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
76
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
66
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
95
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
74!
/rob fortnight
You attempted to rob fortnightmares1, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
81
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
71
/work
You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make
82 for your skills in temporal navigation.
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
67
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
89
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
59
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
320.
/work
You work as a caterpillar walker and earn
96 for walking caterpillars on leaves.
/rob omerpus
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 6 minutes.
/crime
You rob an ATM, but the CCTV captures your face. You are fined
655
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
55.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
77 and given a bottle of wine.
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
333 to clean the stains.
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
96
/crime
The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined
342
/slut
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
278.
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
298
/work
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make
71 for your vivid imagination.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 39 minutes and 9 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 38 minutes and 45 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob John marstan
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
64
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
88
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
71.
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
78
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
63
/work
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn
63 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
58.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
56
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
75!
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
99
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
99.
/crime
While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay
0.
/rob @edgy halo
You were caught attempting to rob sneaks001, and have been fined
641.
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
95
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
386
/crime
During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost
278
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
89
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
67
You work as a help desk technician and earn
88
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
131 in total.
/crime
It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of
485 during the escape home. Better luck next time.
/work
You battled and gained
75.
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
94
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
62.
/rob John marstan
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
100
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
198 : D
/rob omerpus
You attempted to rob bit.uin, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You were caught driving under the influence of drugs and have been fined
403.
/crime
The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate
200
/slut
You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost
0
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
62
/Rob 593346415519072265
You were caught attempting to rob sneaks001, and have been fined
62.
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
83
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
253!
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
95
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
56
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
59 from donations
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
83
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
90
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
70 from ad revenue.
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
54
/crime
You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined
293.
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
118
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
90
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
61
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
295
/crime
You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined
363
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
73 for the hard work
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
92. The students loved you!
/work
You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid
55 for streaming it online.
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
216.
/crime
You smuggle pugs across the Mexican border for a cool
398.
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make
95 for your vivid imagination.
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
111 inside it
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
265
/crime
You steal a stop sign and sell it to a driver's education program for
378
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
63
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
99.
/slut
That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
185 in hospital fees.
/ rob dwayniumgamers_38294
You attempted to rob dwayniumgamers_38294, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob Jenkins
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - jenkins0355
2 - Jenkins#8429
/ rob Jenkins#8429
Cancelled command.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/crime
You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined
447 for offending the soccer mom.
/work
You serve the customers and receive
96
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
59
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
51
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
74 after the pizzeria closes down.
/crime
You were caught speeding and have been fined
665.
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
156
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
51 for your struggles.
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
62
/rob @timid lotus
You robbed
1 from _bloodborn..
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
60
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
198
/crime
You steal a child's piggy bank for
602
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
67
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 13 minutes and 8 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 13 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
91
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
71
/rob @smoky vector
You attempted to rob the_jobro, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
57.
/slut
You earn
279 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/crime
You steal
402 from your boss and didn't get caught.
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
54 for the hard work
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
100.
/slut
You get paid
322 for crossdressing
/crime
You find a wallet on the ground containing
251. You pick it up and look at the ID inside. You see the man on the ID card running around frantically looking for said wallet. You pocket the wallet and walk away.
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
170 for surgery.
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
55
/crime
A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined
58 kiddo
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
323
/work
You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make
71 for your dedication to laziness.
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
73
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
283
/crime
You kidnaped a cat and took it hostage for
355
/rob
You've been fined
588 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
56
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
85.
/crime
You steal a valuable painting from a museum and sell it to a wealthy collector for
292
/crime
You were caught stealing copper wire from an abandoned building and have been fined
311.
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
82!
/crime
Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost
64.
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
227 in one night.
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
56 when you got back home
/work
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn
72 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
/crime
You sell a truckload of stolen goods and the former president's suit for
453
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
63! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn
86.
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
76!
/crime