back-room

[silent gale]

ziggsterr

You give excellent head and earn a solid 159.

Reply #636528

[sterile depot]

/crime

[silent gale]

ziggsterr

You steal a stop sign and sell it to a driver's education program for 403

Reply #4910477

[obsidian ermine]

/work

[silent gale]

gt15sk

You worked at the office overtime for 95

Reply #636457

[obsidian ermine]

/slut

[silent gale]

gt15sk

You cannot be a slut for 18 minutes and 19 seconds.

[obsidian ermine]

/crime

[silent gale]

gt15sk

You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you 300 for attempted murder.

Reply #55470

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make 95 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

Reply #4910405

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get 59

Reply #636083

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of 69 😃

Reply #636401

[late oak]

/work

[silent gale]

c00k1esparatus

You got featured and won 71

Reply #636295

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid 73

Reply #636419

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You bake cupcakes and receive 70

Reply #636341

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 65 for it!

Reply #636559

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You work as a serial murderer... and earn 64

Reply #68

[gentle nacelle]

/work

[silent gale]

skesl

You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you 72 as in return!

Reply #636372

[gentle nacelle]

/crime

/work

[silent gale]

skesl

You sneak into a zoo and steal a baby elephant, which you sell to a wealthy collector for 411.

Reply #4910511

skesl

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 29 seconds.

[summer igloo]

/work

[silent gale]

your_head_dent

You get a commission request, the payment is 76.

Reply #636379

[summer igloo]

crime/

work/

work/

wut?

[midnight bough]

/crime

[silent gale]

kakarv

You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of 439

Reply #636257

[midnight bough]

/work

[silent gale]

kakarv

You participate in a scientific study and earn 91 for your time and effort.

Reply #4910429

[midnight bough]

/slut

[silent gale]

kakarv

Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you 177

Reply #636002

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a pumpkin picker 93

Reply #6069

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make 99.

Reply #4910437

[deft cradle]

/work

[silent gale]

b1emee

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth 56.

Reply #636553

[deft cradle]

/work

/steal

/crime

[silent gale]

b1emee

You break into a firework factory and steals all the firecrackers and sell them for 331

Reply #636177

[deft cradle]

/work

[silent gale]

b1emee

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 3 seconds.

[deft cradle]

/slut

[silent gale]

b1emee

You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to 332.

Reply #636479

[deft cradle]

/bal

/wallet

/wal

/work

[silent gale]

b1emee

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 41 seconds.

[deft cradle]

/slut

[silent gale]

b1emee

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 35 seconds.

[deft cradle]

/crime

[silent gale]

b1emee

You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 47 seconds.

[deft cradle]

/rob @finite imp

[silent gale]

b1emee

You attempted to rob benthezane, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[deft cradle]

/rob @midnight bough

[silent gale]

b1emee

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make 69 for spreading joy and happiness.

Reply #4910394

[deft cradle]

/work

[silent gale]

b1emee

You work as a sandwich artist and earn 58

Reply #4

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find 69 worth of scrap.

Reply #636470

[lyric drum]

/work

[silent gale]

thewitcher_1st

You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made 69

Reply #636373

[lyric drum]

/rob bank

[silent gale]

thewitcher_1st

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - shibal_ssi
2 - banks.rm
3 - banks52
4 - banksgman
5 - banksiae
6 - bankzzz.
7 - bankaccounts
8 - bankai1237
9 - bankrnpt
10 - bankroll_00

[lyric drum]

6

[silent gale]

thewitcher_1st

You attempted to rob bankzzz., but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[lyric drum]

Dang

/work

[silent gale]

thewitcher_1st

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 19 seconds.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a comedian and earn 80

Reply #29

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You sweep the floor and get paid 53

Reply #636337

[smoky vector]

/work

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for 61.

Reply #636556

[smoky vector]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You become a pimp and earn 343!

Reply #636344

[smoky vector]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You're caught helping the enemy. Pay 320

Reply #636157

[smoky vector]

/work

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped 89!

Reply #636414

[smoky vector]

/work

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You repair the lights and receive 79

Reply #636339

[smoky vector]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 3 seconds.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as crisis actor and earn 77.

Reply #636433

[finite imp]

/work

[silent gale]

benthezane

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped 95!

Reply #636414

[finite imp]

/work

[silent gale]

benthezane

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.

[finite imp]

/dep 95

[smoky vector]

/work

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You serve the customers and receive 62

Reply #636348

[smoky vector]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You trip on a banana on your getaway, and get busted for 571!

Reply #636417

[smoky vector]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_jobro

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's 220

Reply #635964

[smoky vector]

/work

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You cannot work for 36 seconds.

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly 98

Reply #636015

[smoky vector]

/work

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 87

Reply #36

[smoky vector]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You cannot commit a crime for 19 minutes and 32 seconds.

[smoky vector]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You cannot be a slut for 19 minutes and 31 seconds.

[deft cradle]

/work

[silent gale]

b1emee

You do some work around the house for 72

Reply #41920

[deft cradle]

/slut

[silent gale]

b1emee

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid 244

Reply #636463

[deft cradle]

/shop

/dep all

/crime

[silent gale]

b1emee

You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had 316 stolen from you!

Reply #635932

[sterile depot]

/work

[silent gale]

ziggsterr

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly 76

Reply #636015

[sterile depot]

/slut

[silent gale]

ziggsterr

You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a 170 fine!

Reply #635892

[sterile depot]

/crime

[silent gale]

ziggsterr

A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is 688

Reply #636105

[midnight bough]

/crime

[silent gale]

kakarv

You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined 598.

Reply #4910545

[smoky vector]

/work

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 91

Reply #636080

[smoky vector]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You access the point log and clear everything, gaining 460

Reply #636202

[smoky vector]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned 367

Reply #635871

[deft cradle]

/crime

[silent gale]

b1emee

You cannot commit a crime for 26 minutes and 53 seconds.

[deft cradle]

/rob @smoky vector

[silent gale]

b1emee

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 43 minutes and 47 seconds.

[deft cradle]

/slut

[silent gale]

b1emee

You cannot be a slut for 26 minutes and 10 seconds.

[deft cradle]

/work

[silent gale]

b1emee

You work as the head of potatoes and earn 81

Reply #13

[smoky vector]

/work

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You take part in a medical research study and get paid 90 for your participation.

Reply #4910436

[smoky vector]

/rob @deft cradle

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You attempted to rob b1emee, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[deft cradle]

im poor lil bro

/work

[silent gale]

b1emee

You work as an iceberg mover and earn 76

Reply #31

[smoky vector]

ok

/slut

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 50 seconds.

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You sweep the floor and get paid 64

Reply #636337

[white lark]

/work

[silent gale]

altairfederal

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain 75 though.

Reply #636392

[white lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

altairfederal

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you 330 after.

Reply #636261

[white lark]

/crime

[silent gale]

altairfederal

Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay 691 back as restitution.

Reply #636108

[white lark]

/rob @smoky vector

[silent gale]

altairfederal

You attempted to rob the_jobro, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a professional wine taster and earn 62.

Reply #636066

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You work as a street performer and earn 94

Reply #636362

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn 71

Reply #635865

[sterile depot]

/work

[silent gale]

ziggsterr

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 76

Reply #75

[sterile depot]

/slut

[silent gale]

ziggsterr

You licked SpongeBob's feet for 301!

Reply #834979

[sterile depot]

they call me magic mouth

/crime

[silent gale]

ziggsterr

You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined 690!

Reply #636312

[sterile depot]

fuck.

[midnight bough]

/crime

[silent gale]

kakarv

You were caught eating spaghetti without meatballs, and have been given a 328 fine!

Reply #636025

[midnight bough]

/work

[silent gale]

kakarv

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn 62 for your participation.

Reply #4910440

[midnight bough]

/slut

[silent gale]

kakarv

Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged 225 for their medical fees.

Reply #635970

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain 61

Reply #635919

[safe marlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of 198!

Reply #635946

[midnight bough]

/crime

[silent gale]

kakarv

You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a 612 fine!

Reply #635893

[midnight bough]

/work

[silent gale]

kakarv

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get 54 for all your items.

Reply #636459

[midnight bough]

/slut

[silent gale]

kakarv

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent 359 to your Patreon

Reply #635975

[lament crystal]

/slut

[silent gale]

acc.crizzofa

You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes 200 from you.

Reply #636558

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 56.

Reply #636031

[flint merlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

flip_jefe

You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole 0 from you!

Reply #636222

[flint merlin]

/work

[silent gale]

flip_jefe

You work as a help desk technician and earn 55

Reply #3

[midnight bough]

/crime

[silent gale]

kakarv

Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back 303 to dodge death.

Reply #635889

[midnight bough]

/work

[silent gale]

kakarv

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you 56.

Reply #636369

[midnight bough]

/slut

[silent gale]

kakarv

You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes 122 from you.

Reply #636558

[latent totem]

/work

[silent gale]

tenacyinstinct

You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain 95! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed

Reply #636346

[midnight bough]

/crime

[silent gale]

kakarv

You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste 435 on getting high.

Reply #635977

[latent totem]

/work

[silent gale]

tenacyinstinct

You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn 61

Reply #1

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

ee5y_1

You stole a Mi-24 Helicopter and sold it for 414 on the market

Reply #636514

[latent totem]

/work

[silent gale]

tenacyinstinct

You take your dog for a walk and gain 51

Reply #636388

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win 75.

Reply #4910424

[meager valve]

/work

[silent gale]

frolek

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make 59 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

Reply #4910405

[rare tusk]

/crime

[silent gale]

f00d4d1nn3r

You steal a child's piggy bank for 255

Reply #636128

[rare tusk]

/slut

[silent gale]

f00d4d1nn3r

You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a 166 fine!

Reply #635898

[rare tusk]

/dep all

/work

[silent gale]

f00d4d1nn3r

You did a fundraiser and raised 92

Reply #834686

[midnight bough]

/crime

[silent gale]

kakarv

It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of 271 during the escape home. Better luck next time.

Reply #636427

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 68.

Reply #636058

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got 84!

Reply #635954

[smoky vector]

/work

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 86.

Reply #636031

[smoky vector]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_jobro

Your public indecency paid off and you got 284

Reply #635958

[smoky vector]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you 364 and maybe chlamydia.

Reply #636516

[meager valve]

/work

[silent gale]

frolek

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid 52.

Reply #55462

[midnight bough]

/crime

[silent gale]

kakarv

You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose 0 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.

Reply #636391

[midnight bough]

/work

[silent gale]

kakarv

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn 90

Reply #54

[midnight bough]

/slut

[silent gale]

kakarv

You work as a cunning linguist and earn 210

Reply #28

[midnight bough]

/work

[silent gale]

kakarv

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 40 seconds.

[midnight bough]

/work

[silent gale]

kakarv

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's 99.

Reply #636071

[midnight bough]

/slut

[silent gale]

kakarv

You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 37 seconds.

[midnight bough]

/crime

[silent gale]

kakarv

You cannot commit a crime for 33 minutes and 15 seconds.

[midnight bough]

/crime

[silent gale]

kakarv

You cannot commit a crime for 32 minutes and 25 seconds.

[summer siren]

/crime

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you 416 of stolen merchandise

Reply #636272

[summer siren]

/slut

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you 179 for the good time.

Reply #635911

[summer siren]

☠️

/work

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn 68!

Reply #636293

[latent totem]

/work

[silent gale]

tenacyinstinct

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 86.

Reply #636031

[latent totem]

/work

[silent gale]

tenacyinstinct

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you 57 for your struggles.

Reply #636489

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got 99 for your efforts!

Reply #636053

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

Taxes collected! You have gained 100

Reply #636506

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found 57 on the way back home!

Reply #636521

[latent totem]

/work

[silent gale]

tenacyinstinct

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn 78

Reply #70

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You work as crisis actor and earn 65.

Reply #636433

[safe marlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined 631

Reply #170

[midnight bough]

/work

[silent gale]

kakarv

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn 56, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

Reply #636395

[midnight bough]

/slut

[silent gale]

kakarv

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you 381 for the good time.

Reply #635911

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You repair the arcade machines and receive 53

Reply #636347

[midnight bough]

/rob @broken sorrel

[silent gale]

kakarv

You robbed 107 from baine406.

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You work as a circus clown and earn 62.

Reply #636448

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 32 seconds.

[rare tusk]

/crime

[silent gale]

f00d4d1nn3r

You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of 699

Reply #636169

[rare tusk]

fuck you

/work

[silent gale]

f00d4d1nn3r

You work as a professional cuddler and earn 74

Reply #33

[midnight bough]

/work

[silent gale]

kakarv

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 83.

Reply #636057

[midnight bough]

/slut

[silent gale]

kakarv

One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid 291 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.

Reply #55476

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You have a successful YouTube channel and make 97 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

Reply #635986

[midnight bough]

/work

[silent gale]

kakarv

You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning 100 as a reward.

Reply #4910426

[midnight bough]

/crime

[silent gale]

kakarv

You steal a birds egg and sell it on the black market for 518

Reply #636118

[midnight bough]

/slut

[silent gale]

kakarv

You cannot be a slut for 20 minutes and 27 seconds.

[midnight bough]

/slut

[silent gale]

kakarv

Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John 53

Reply #175

[midnight bough]

/crime

[silent gale]

kakarv

You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for 0.

Reply #636474

[midnight bough]

/work

[silent gale]

kakarv

You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make 69 from your gullible followers.

Reply #4910388

[tall belfry]

/work

[silent gale]

iluvpidge

You work as a police officer and earn 64

Reply #66

[tall belfry]

/work

[silent gale]

iluvpidge

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.

[tall belfry]

/crime

[silent gale]

iluvpidge

A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined 264 kiddo

Reply #635880

[tall belfry]

fuck

[bold galleon]

/work

[silent gale]

chef9241

You have a successful YouTube channel and make 57 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

Reply #635986

[bold galleon]

thanks

[vast star]

/work

[silent gale]

countrytoxic

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you 63.

Reply #636531

[vast star]

/dep all

/crime

[silent gale]

countrytoxic

You steal a stop sign and sell it to a driver's education program for 456

Reply #4910477

[vast star]

/slut

[silent gale]

countrytoxic

You have a good night out and earn 387.

Reply #635940

[vast star]

/bal

[latent totem]

/work

[silent gale]

tenacyinstinct

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for 64

Reply #838228

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you 66.

Reply #636258

[rare tusk]

/crime

[silent gale]

f00d4d1nn3r

Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay 387 back as restitution.

Reply #636108

[rare tusk]

frick

/work

[silent gale]

f00d4d1nn3r

You work as a serial murderer... and earn 54

Reply #68

[rare tusk]

uh

isn’t that a crime

/work

[silent gale]

f00d4d1nn3r

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 40 seconds.

[rare tusk]

wait

lemme just

heheheha

/slut

[silent gale]

f00d4d1nn3r

You give excellent head and earn a solid 132.

Reply #636528

[rare tusk]

lmao

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make 58.

Reply #4910428

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You serve the customers and receive 76

Reply #636348

[mental crane]

/work

[silent gale]

neillegoking

You work at the dump all day. Then you found 92 from a thrown out wallet.

Reply #636408

[mental crane]

/crime

[silent gale]

neillegoking

You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for 292

Reply #636178

[mental crane]

damn you

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make 81 for your expertise in unicorn management.

Reply #4910398

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

root_beer_mug

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you 338 after.

Reply #636261

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

root_beer_mug

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned 53!

Reply #635987

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

root_beer_mug

You were caught stealing from a charity and have been fined 296.

Reply #4910555

[summer siren]

/work

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn 80 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.

Reply #4910408

[summer siren]

/slut

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took 303 from you.

Reply #636525

[summer siren]

😢

/crime

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

You bombed Antarctica and received 603

Reply #636212

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You fail at work, but your boss pays you 87 out of pity.

Reply #636290

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You find 93 randomly lying in the gutter

Reply #635890

[knotty star]

/work

[silent gale]

dragonvr_

While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found 95!

Reply #636550

[knotty star]

/slut

[silent gale]

dragonvr_

You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing 176 to resolve your burnt skin.

Reply #636270

[jade dove]

/crime

[silent gale]

dethbabe

You were caught speeding and have been fined 200.

Reply #4910559

[jade dove]

/work

[silent gale]

dethbabe

You worked as a bartender, and earned 51 from selling drinks

Reply #838263

[jade dove]

/work

[silent gale]

dethbabe

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

[jade dove]

/slut

[silent gale]

dethbabe

That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay 51 in hospital fees.

Reply #636268

[jade dove]

ugh lol

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn 98.

Reply #636412

[smoky vector]

/work

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make 50 for your expertise in unicorn management.

Reply #4910398

[smoky vector]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You start selling steroids to the players on your team. You manage to make 320!

Reply #636165

[smoky vector]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_jobro

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you 205

Reply #635965

[summer siren]

/slut

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

You hooked up with a couple of guys for 344

Reply #636313

[summer siren]

/work

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got 84 for your efforts!

Reply #636053

[summer siren]

/crime

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

You plagiarised a school project and have been given a 383 fine.

Reply #4910542

[summer siren]

cool

/slut

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

You cannot be a slut for 48 minutes and 50 seconds.

[summer siren]

/work

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn 59.

Reply #636451

[summer siren]

/crime

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

You cannot commit a crime for 48 minutes and 51 seconds.

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got 52 I think...

Reply #635916

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

phantomlord2372

You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make 68 for spreading joy and happiness.

Reply #4910394

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

phantomlord2372

You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined 135

Reply #165

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

phantomlord2372

You murder the nice lady next door and sell her dead corpse for 272

Reply #636044

[latent totem]

/work

[silent gale]

tenacyinstinct

You work as an Irish dancer and earn 89

Reply #14

[latent totem]

/bj 200

[bleak dagger]

/work

[silent gale]

._scoob_

You help clean a horses stable for 65

Reply #3031286

[bleak dagger]

/work

[silent gale]

._scoob_

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 23 seconds.

[bleak dagger]

/crime

[silent gale]

._scoob_

You murder the nice lady next door and sell her dead corpse for 518

Reply #636044

[bleak dagger]

/rob @summer siren

[silent gale]

._scoob_

You were caught attempting to rob nolongertemporary, and have been fined 689.

[bleak dagger]

/rob @broken sorrel

[silent gale]

._scoob_

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

[bleak dagger]

/work

[silent gale]

._scoob_

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 33 seconds.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You serve the customers and receive 86

Reply #636348

[bleak dagger]

/crime

[silent gale]

._scoob_

You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 6 seconds.

[bleak dagger]

/work

[silent gale]

._scoob_

You cannot work for 1 minute and 18 seconds.

[bleak dagger]

/work

[silent gale]

._scoob_

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive 73

Reply #636351

[lofty cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

jt_hyperfrog

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid 88 for it.

Reply #636518

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You do some work around the house for 73

Reply #41920

[zealous schooner]

/work

[silent gale]

lemonycookie

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn 99 for your participation.

Reply #4910440

[zealous schooner]

/slut

[silent gale]

lemonycookie

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you 177 for the night.

Reply #636471

[zealous schooner]

/crime

[silent gale]

lemonycookie

You held the planet ransom with nukes for 491

Reply #636330

[latent totem]

/work

[silent gale]

tenacyinstinct

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make 69 for your vivid imagination.

Reply #4910393

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and 51.

Reply #636411

[latent totem]

/work

[silent gale]

tenacyinstinct

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn 60

Reply #62

[rare tusk]

/crime

[silent gale]

f00d4d1nn3r

You sold drugs for 291

Reply #636114

[rare tusk]

/work

[silent gale]

f00d4d1nn3r

You work as a human statue and earn 93

Reply #58

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You take your cat for a walk and gain 58

Reply #636389

[midnight bough]

/crimw

/crime

[silent gale]

kakarv

You were caught vandalising a public restroom and have been fined 69.

Reply #4910505

[midnight bough]

/work

[silent gale]

kakarv

You work as an iceberg mover and earn 70

Reply #31

[midnight bough]

/slut

[silent gale]

kakarv

The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay 70 to have them cleaned

Reply #636093

[analog violet]

/slut

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 162!

Reply #636501

[analog violet]

🥺🥺

/work

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You work as a police officer and earn 80

Reply #66

[analog violet]

Yippee

[midnight bough]

/crime

[silent gale]

kakarv

You hack into the government's economic system and manage to steal 446.

Reply #636247

[midnight bough]

/cock-fight 200

[midnight bough]

/crime

[silent gale]

kakarv

A woman gave you 589, for killing her husband!

Reply #636142

[midnight bough]

/work

[silent gale]

kakarv

You gave yourself 55 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

Reply #636480

[midnight bough]

/cock-fight 100

[summer siren]

/work

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find 68 worth of scrap.

Reply #636470

[summer siren]

/slut

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with 347.

Reply #636368

[summer siren]

/crime

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined 362.

Reply #636158

[frail ermine]

/work

[silent gale]

mach_19163

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find 70 worth of scrap.

Reply #636470

[frail ermine]

/slut

[silent gale]

mach_19163

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated 127 to your Patreon!

Reply #635883

[frail ermine]

/crime

[silent gale]

mach_19163

You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined 339

Reply #636498

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn 64

Reply #1

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as an eel ecologist and earn 73

Reply #55

[summer siren]

/slut

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for 195... yikes

Reply #635967

[summer siren]

/crime

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had 379 stolen from you!

Reply #635932

[summer siren]

/work

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding 66. Congrats!

Reply #636450

[lofty cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

jt_hyperfrog

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved 69!

Reply #636278

[lofty cosmos]

/crime

[silent gale]

jt_hyperfrog

You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined 357 for sexual assault

Reply #636197

[midnight bough]

/crim

/crime

[silent gale]

kakarv

You pour rain water into bottles, claiming that it's Holy water, and sell them for 268

Reply #636232

[white lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

altairfederal

You post nudes on the internet for 291

Reply #636120

[white lark]

/crime

[silent gale]

altairfederal

You manage to persuade a Lord into thinking that you're a banker. He gives you his 454 for safe keeping.

Reply #636233

[fallen stump]

@solar panther

[solar panther]

WHAT

[midnight bough]

/crime

[silent gale]

kakarv

You break into a builder's workshop and manage to steal 385

Reply #636121

[midnight bough]

/work

[silent gale]

kakarv

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you 61.

Reply #636377

[midnight bough]

/slut

[silent gale]

kakarv

You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined 380

Reply #165

[white lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

altairfederal

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 284.

Reply #636054

[midnight bough]

/work

[silent gale]

kakarv

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for 52.

Reply #636303

[midnight bough]

/crime

[silent gale]

kakarv

You cannot commit a crime for 43 seconds.

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You bought and sold items and profited 81

Reply #636437

[summer siren]

/rob @midnight bough

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

You attempted to rob kakarv, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[summer siren]

/work

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth 55.

Reply #4910431

[summer siren]

/crime

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole 516 from you!

Reply #636222

[summer siren]

/slut

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

You fucked up, and have been fined 84

Reply #174

[frozen needle]

/slut

[silent gale]

rodri0576

You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for 131

Reply #636523

[analog violet]

/work

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and 56. Good job.

Reply #636285

[analog violet]

/work

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

[analog violet]

/slut

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 281

Reply #635907

[analog violet]

/rob @summer siren

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You attempted to rob nolongertemporary, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[summer siren]

ha

[analog violet]

😭😭✌️

/slut

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 54 seconds.

[analog violet]

NOOOO

/crime

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of 521

Reply #636156

[analog violet]

/rob

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[summer siren]

/slut

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost 5

Reply #635999

[summer siren]

/crime

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

You mug someone in a video game for all that they have, too bad it wasn't anything but some worthless bottle caps, netting you 541

Reply #636380

[summer siren]

/work

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn 98

Reply #62

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for 71.

Reply #636443

[frail ermine]

/work

[silent gale]

mach_19163

You went to work and gained 61

Reply #636510

[frail ermine]

/slut

[silent gale]

mach_19163

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's 332

Reply #635964

[frail ermine]

/crime

[silent gale]

mach_19163

You invaded a hangout party and stole 653

Reply #636175

[frail ermine]

/work

[silent gale]

mach_19163

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 38 seconds.

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning 75.

Reply #636314

[safe marlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You were caught making shitty memes and lost 655

Reply #636131

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for 87

Reply #636460

[midnight bough]

/work

[silent gale]

kakarv

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with 54

Reply #636439

[midnight bough]

/crime

[silent gale]

kakarv

You were caught speeding and have been fined 585.

Reply #4910559

[analog violet]

/crime

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You entered the Royal Palace and stole a precious diamond. You then sold it for 471

Reply #636154

[analog violet]

/work

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped 91!

Reply #636414

[analog violet]

/slut

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you 314 to clean the stains.

Reply #55473

[sacred harbor]

/work

[silent gale]

chaoskarrotte

You work as a beaver expert and earn 82

Reply #16

[sacred harbor]

/crime

[silent gale]

chaoskarrotte

The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate 282

Reply #636000

[midnight bough]

/crime

[silent gale]

kakarv

You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined 505

Reply #636112

[analog violet]

/work

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You work as crisis actor and earn 81.

Reply #636433

[analog violet]

/slut

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You give excellent head and earn a solid 263.

Reply #636528

[analog violet]

/crime

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You were caught throwing litter out of your car window and have been fined 256.

Reply #4910558

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is 54!

Reply #636316

[midnight bough]

/crime

[silent gale]

kakarv

You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of 0

Reply #636156

[midnight bough]

/work

[silent gale]

kakarv

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 57

Reply #37

[midnight bough]

/slut

[silent gale]

kakarv

You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay 57 to fix your leg

Reply #636011

[sacred harbor]

/work

[silent gale]

chaoskarrotte

You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn 86

Reply #38

[sacred harbor]

/slut

[silent gale]

chaoskarrotte

You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay 86 for violating the stay-at-home order.

Reply #834630

[sacred harbor]

/dep all

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 84

Reply #19

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

ee5y_1

You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made 84 off your performance.

Reply #834693

[sacred harbor]

/rob Bunnpidd3

[silent gale]

chaoskarrotte

You robbed 238 from ee5y_1.

[nova hatch]

/work

[silent gale]

crys.not.dead9002_19940

You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid 86 and given a bottle of wine.

Reply #636483

[white lark]

/crime

[silent gale]

altairfederal

You did a crime and for some reason you now have 551 more

Reply #636422

[white lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

altairfederal

You found an extra 379 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

Reply #635997

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You worked as a businessman and earned 56

Reply #636360

[fickle temple]

/work

[silent gale]

theedp446

You sold fish sandwiches and earned 99 in profits

Reply #838133

[fickle temple]

/slut

[silent gale]

theedp446

Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes 299, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.

Reply #636265

[fickle temple]

/crime

[silent gale]

theedp446

You break into a lab and steal a canister of radioactive material, which you sell to a shady organisation for 416.

Reply #4910519

[fickle temple]

/dep all

/slut

[silent gale]

theedp446

You cannot be a slut for 53 minutes and 47 seconds.

[fickle temple]

/work

[silent gale]

theedp446

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 30 seconds.

[fickle temple]

/crime

[silent gale]

theedp446

You cannot commit a crime for 53 minutes and 58 seconds.

[fickle temple]

/bal

/rob arv

[silent gale]

theedp446

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - kakarv
2 - arvaca
3 - arvelplay0907
4 - atmixx.
5 - its_arvin_kh
6 - Arvelo#9471
7 - arvros

[fickle temple]

/rob kakarv

[silent gale]

Cancelled command.

theedp446

You've been fined 216 for trying to rob a poor person.

[fickle temple]

Damn

/crime

[silent gale]

theedp446

You cannot commit a crime for 46 minutes and 36 seconds.

[fickle temple]

/slut

[silent gale]

theedp446

You cannot be a slut for 46 minutes and 8 seconds.

[fickle temple]

/work

[silent gale]

theedp446

You work as a dog food taster and earn 78

Reply #34

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a pilot and earn 89

Reply #67

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you 73.

Reply #636482

[lilac rivet]

/work

[silent gale]

jestically

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 68

Reply #636494

[lilac rivet]

/work

[silent gale]

jestically

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 45 seconds.

[fickle temple]

/work

[silent gale]

theedp446

You work as a comedian and earn 70

Reply #29

[fickle temple]

/slut

[silent gale]

theedp446

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw 231 at you.

Reply #636455

[white lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

altairfederal

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn 106 and a sore ass.

Reply #636007

[obsidian ermine]

/work

[silent gale]

gt15sk

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly 93 was earned.

Reply #203821

[obsidian ermine]

/slut

[silent gale]

gt15sk

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid 132

Reply #636463

[white lark]

/crime

[silent gale]

altairfederal

The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for 281.

Reply #636398

[white lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

altairfederal

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have 395

Reply #1441157

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 98

Reply #37

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You work as a pilot and earn 62

Reply #67

[white lark]

/crime

[silent gale]

altairfederal

You steal a famous artist's paintbrush and sell it to a collector for 619.

Reply #4910512

[white lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

altairfederal

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned 258

Reply #636089

[analog violet]

/slut

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather 132 in total.

Reply #636069

[analog violet]

/work

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You work as a bed warmer and earn 95

Reply #40

[analog violet]

😭😭😭

/crime

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined 426 for offending the soccer mom.

Reply #834632

[rare tusk]

/crime

[silent gale]

f00d4d1nn3r

You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined 0

Reply #636099

[rare tusk]

/work

[silent gale]

f00d4d1nn3r

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid 87.

Reply #55462

[rare tusk]

/slut

[silent gale]

f00d4d1nn3r

You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of 87.

Reply #636547

[analog violet]

/work

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You take part in a medical research study and get paid 74 for your participation.

Reply #4910436

[analog violet]

/work

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 80 for it!

Reply #636559

[analog violet]

/slut

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You cannot be a slut for 20 minutes and 45 seconds.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with 78

Reply #636439

[topaz rose]

/slut

[silent gale]

hiskittie

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him 264.

Reply #635908

[topaz rose]

wow

/work

[silent gale]

hiskittie

You work as a pet food taster and earn 57.

Reply #4910439

[topaz rose]

/crime

[silent gale]

hiskittie

You did a crime and for some reason you now have 457 more

Reply #636422

[summer siren]

/crime

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

You sneak into a museum and steal a dinosaur skeleton, which you sell to a private collector for 294.

Reply #4910520

[summer siren]

/slut

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a 341 fine!

Reply #635892

[summer siren]

/work

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid 82 for doing his job.

Reply #636484

[ruby void]

/slut

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

You post nudes on the internet for 205

Reply #636120

[ruby void]

/work

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

Your level got featured epic and you won 68

Reply #636296

[ruby void]

/crime

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed 334 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.

Reply #838255

[summer siren]

/slut

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

You cannot be a slut for 34 minutes and 52 seconds.

[summer siren]

/work

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn 80

Reply #230203

[fickle temple]

/crime

[silent gale]

theedp446

You rob an ATM, but the CCTV captures your face. You are fined 379

Reply #635992

[fickle temple]

/work

[silent gale]

theedp446

You sell V-bucks and make 66!

Reply #636520

[fickle temple]

/slut

[silent gale]

theedp446

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn 261

Reply #635949

[light oyster]

/work

[silent gale]

nealo79

You work as a water slide tester and earn 93

Reply #50

[light oyster]

/work

[silent gale]

nealo79

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.

[light oyster]

/crime

[silent gale]

nealo79

You steal a customer's lucky gold coin which you sell for 669.

Reply #636306

[light oyster]

/slut

[silent gale]

nealo79

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 296.

Reply #636054

[midnight bough]

/crime

[silent gale]

kakarv

You sell your first mixtape and earn 384

Reply #636147

[midnight bough]

/work

[silent gale]

kakarv

You work as a human statue and earn 80

Reply #58

[midnight bough]

/slut

[silent gale]

kakarv

An adult video site pays you 192 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

Reply #55469

[summer siren]

/slut

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you 345.

Reply #635924

[summer siren]

/crime

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found 577 in it.

Reply #636249

[summer siren]

/work

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

You were farming and earned 72

Reply #636436

[summer siren]

😲

[summer siren]

/work

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn 64

Reply #635869

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you 78

Reply #636090

[spare island]

/work

[silent gale]

lt.mista

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded 65.

Reply #636060

[spare island]

/slut

[silent gale]

lt.mista

You whip it out and manage to rake in 199

Reply #79

[spare island]

/crime

[silent gale]

lt.mista

You break into a builder's workshop and manage to steal 352

Reply #636121

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You cannot work for 1 minute and 54 seconds.

[safe marlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw 371 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

Reply #636453

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 68 to help fund the project!

Reply #636446

[analog violet]

/work

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make 96.

Reply #4910425

[analog violet]

/slut

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You do a good deepthroating and earn 292 from the client

Reply #636526

[analog violet]

/crime

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You steal a police car and sell it on the black market for 250

Reply #636190

[analog violet]

/bal

[summer siren]

/slut

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

Your friend pays you 260 for you to worship her feet

Reply #636061

[summer siren]

/crime

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

You stole a prized diamond from the nearby bank vault, selling it for 547.

Reply #636095

[summer siren]

/work

[silent gale]

nolongertemporary

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly 50

Reply #636015

[analog violet]

/work

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 48 seconds.

[analog violet]

/work

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 61

Reply #19

[analog violet]

/slut

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You cannot be a slut for 49 minutes and 11 seconds.

[analog violet]

/crime

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You cannot commit a crime for 50 minutes and 31 seconds.

[analog violet]

/item

[dense reef]

/crime

[silent gale]

twistedpanda205

You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is 200.

Reply #636225

[dense reef]

/work

[silent gale]

twistedpanda205

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved 73!

Reply #636278

[dense reef]

/work

[silent gale]

twistedpanda205

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

[dense reef]

/crime

[silent gale]

twistedpanda205

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 28 seconds.

[analog violet]

/work

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You work as a head receiver and earn 95

Reply #22

[analog violet]

/slut

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 26 seconds.

[analog violet]

/work

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You cannot work for 1 minute and 26 seconds.

[analog violet]

/slut

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You cannot be a slut for 7 minutes and 55 seconds.

[analog violet]

/work

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly 56.

Reply #55461

[analog violet]

/slut

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in 327

Reply #81

[analog violet]

/work

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you 95.

Reply #636531

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn 52

Reply #49

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received 60 from your peers.

Reply #636056

[white lark]

/crime

[silent gale]

altairfederal

You lied on your tax return and have been fined 314.

Reply #4910539

[white lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

altairfederal

A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you 105 for having your junk out.

Reply #636492

[analog violet]

/work

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You repair the lights and receive 78

Reply #636339

[analog violet]

/slut

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you 163 for your solid work.

Reply #636269

[analog violet]

/work

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 36 seconds.

[analog violet]

/work

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You cannot work for 39 seconds.

[analog violet]

/work

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You cannot work for 21 seconds.

[analog violet]

/work

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You work as a children's toy tester and earn 82

Reply #47

[analog violet]

/work

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You work as a zoologist and earn 88

Reply #26

[analog violet]

/slut

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You cannot be a slut for 39 minutes and 29 seconds.

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 99

Reply #78

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make 53 from your gullible followers.

Reply #4910388

[rare tusk]

/crime

[silent gale]

f00d4d1nn3r

In the guise of darkness you break into a home to steal jewelry worth 615

Reply #636096

[rare tusk]

/work

[silent gale]

f00d4d1nn3r

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned 60

Reply #635873

[fickle temple]

/work

[silent gale]

theedp446

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn 95 for your team winning!

Reply #636319

[fickle temple]

/slut

[silent gale]

theedp446

You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 115.

Reply #55475

[fickle temple]

/rob colm

[silent gale]

theedp446

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - f00d4d1nn3r
2 - Colm O'Driscoll#2350

[fickle temple]

/rob colm o'driscoll

[silent gale]

Cancelled command.

theedp446

You attempted to rob Colm O'Driscoll#2350, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned 61. Good job!

Reply #636279

[midnight bough]

/crime

[silent gale]

kakarv

You were caught using a stolen credit card to buy things online and have been fined 56.

Reply #4910507

[midnight bough]

/work

[silent gale]

kakarv

You made a great pun! Take this 99.

Reply #636539

[wooden jetty]

/work

[silent gale]

lexx215

You worked as a businessman and earned 78

Reply #636360

[midnight bough]

/rob @wooden jetty

[silent gale]

kakarv

You were caught attempting to rob lexx215, and have been fined 99.

[wooden jetty]

/slut

[silent gale]

lexx215

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn 399 and a sore ass.

Reply #636007

[wooden jetty]

/crime

[silent gale]

lexx215

You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of 588

Reply #173

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make 57 for your dedication to dental hygiene.

Reply #4910399

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn 54 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.

Reply #4910408

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

lildaquavious

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned 60.

Reply #636429

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

lildaquavious

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 106 and a real sore hangover.

Reply #636262

[coral trout]

/work

[silent gale]

lazysteampunker

You work as a human statue and earn 53

Reply #58

[coral trout]

/work

[silent gale]

lazysteampunker

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.

[coral trout]

/slut

[silent gale]

lazysteampunker

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated 201 to your Patreon!

Reply #635883

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a professional wine taster and earn 94.

Reply #636066

[analog violet]

/slut

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you 268 for the good time.

Reply #635911

[analog violet]

WHAT

/work

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you 63 for your work.

Reply #636481

[analog violet]

/slut

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 58 seconds.

[analog violet]

/work

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn 97

Reply #59

[white lark]

/crime

[silent gale]

altairfederal

You were caught vandalising a car and have been fined 481.

Reply #4910554

[white lark]

/slut

[silent gale]

altairfederal

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in 172

Reply #80

[smoky vector]

/work

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 85 to help fund the project!

Reply #636446

[smoky vector]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_jobro

Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined 323

Reply #636237

[smoky vector]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined 269

Reply #165

[coral trout]

/work

[silent gale]

lazysteampunker

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of 52 off your new game.

Reply #55463

[coral trout]

/slut

[silent gale]

lazysteampunker

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have 113

Reply #1441157

[still fern]

what the actual fu-

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 57.

Reply #636058

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved 52!

Reply #636278

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive 70

Reply #636496

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You work as a model and earn 54

Reply #18

[analog violet]

/slut

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather 283 in total.

Reply #636069

[analog violet]

/work

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You got featured and won 70

Reply #636295

[safe marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

sansundertale42069

You sold fish sandwiches and earned 93 in profits

Reply #838133

[rare tusk]

/crime

[silent gale]

f00d4d1nn3r

You steal 420 from your boss and didn't get caught.

Reply #636354

[rare tusk]

/work

[silent gale]

f00d4d1nn3r

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you 70 for your work.

Reply #636481

[rare tusk]

nah

i need 10 more money

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 80

Reply #17

[grand herald]

greedy lol

[rare tusk]

/work

[silent gale]

f00d4d1nn3r

You work as an elementary school teacher and earn 86

Reply #76

[coral trout]

/work

[silent gale]

lazysteampunker

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make 84 for your lack of effort.

Reply #4910387

[coral trout]

/slut

[silent gale]

lazysteampunker

You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a 320 fine!

Reply #635892

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid 95.

Reply #636508

[smoky vector]

/work

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You work as a dumpster diver and earn 50

Reply #61

[smoky vector]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined 364

Reply #636151

[smoky vector]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_jobro

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated 306 to your Patreon!

Reply #635883

[rare tusk]

/crime

[silent gale]

f00d4d1nn3r

You tried to cheat on a test by writing answers on your arm, but got caught and have been given a 76 fine.

Reply #4910533

[rare tusk]

/slut

[silent gale]

f00d4d1nn3r

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw 263 at you.

Reply #636455

[rare tusk]

/work

[silent gale]

f00d4d1nn3r

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for 64.

Reply #636512

[coral trout]

/work

[silent gale]

lazysteampunker

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you 96

Reply #636353

[coral trout]

/slut

[silent gale]

lazysteampunker

You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost? 277 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?

Reply #838257

[coral trout]

/crime

[silent gale]

lazysteampunker

You were caught urinating in public and have been fined 202.

Reply #4910504

[analog violet]

/crime

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined 259

Reply #636375

[analog violet]

/slut

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in 115

Reply #81

[analog violet]

/work

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you 79.

Reply #636283

[analog violet]

/slut

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You become a pimp and earn 123!

Reply #636344

[analog violet]

/work

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid 62!

Reply #635882

[merry hull]

/work

[silent gale]

halitko

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 77.

Reply #636406

[merry hull]

/crime

[silent gale]

halitko

You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued 504. Great job.

Reply #636357

[merry hull]

/slut

[silent gale]

halitko

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw 379 at you.

Reply #636455

[analog violet]

/work

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

You work for a private military company, earning 78

Reply #636074

[analog violet]

/slut

[silent gale]

lana_ped_35096

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 338, and you go ahead with it.

Reply #636421

[low socket]

/work