#back-room
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You break into a home to steal jewelry worth
334
/rob @gaunt wedge
You attempted to rob horseishorse, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Nice
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 57 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 56 minutes and 43 seconds.
Damn 1 hour?
You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 14 seconds.

/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
71
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
306 for their medical fees.
/crime
Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined
0.
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
78
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
99
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @split ether
You were caught attempting to rob jonk1912, and have been fined
177.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 55 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 22 minutes and 2 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 21 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
67
/rob @smoky vector
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 59 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 7 seconds.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
51.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
98
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 31 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 38 seconds.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 37 minutes.
/crime
You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined
149.
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
70.
Make some cash and then head over to the gambling table and place some bets
/work
You develop games and earn
86.
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
97
/crime
You steal a car and take it to the junkyard
251
/crime
You work for a Mexican cartel and make
486
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
219 from you.
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
277
How do I see how much cash I got
Nvm but how do I deposit cash into the banco
Bank
use the /dep in bar
/work
You cannot work for 41 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 33 seconds.
/slut
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay
365 for a new one.
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
70.
You cannot commit a crime for 17 minutes and 3 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
98 off your performance.
I want moneh, moneh
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
80 from donations
/work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
57
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
334
Bruh
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
73
/slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
146 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
/crime
You hack into a celebrity's social media account and sell access to it for
512.
there we go
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
54
/slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
248.
You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you
92 for attempted murder.
tonights the night.
/work
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make
60.
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
50
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
59.
/crime
During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate
0 from you.
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
79, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
55
/crime
You rummage through a dumpster illegally and find
366!
YES
/rob @smoky vector
You robbed
183 from the_jobro.
/crime
Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose
303
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
78
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
322.
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
238.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 32 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
50 on the ground.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 31 minutes and 48 seconds.
/crime
You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste
507 for more in game currency.
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
177 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
You work as a dog food taster and earn
69
/work
You got featured and won
100
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 39 minutes and 14 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 41 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 35 seconds.
/slut
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
400.
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
93
/crime
You break into a science lab and steal an experimental formula, selling it to a pharmaceutical company for
298
/rob @white lark
You were caught attempting to rob altairfederal, and have been fined
553.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
99
/rob @reef heart
You attempted to rob pandawithadrilling, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
HA
/work
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make
55.
get ur money up
why u think im robbing people for hosea
/crime
You break into a toy store and steal all the teddy bears, selling them on the black market for
528
/crime
You steal a statue from a public park and sell it to a collector for
654
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
133
/work
/slut
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
72!
You earned
321 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 41 seconds.
/rob @white lark
You were caught attempting to rob altairfederal, and have been fined
420.
damn u hosea
/rob @reef heart
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 57 minutes.
😭
/work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
86
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
91
/crime
You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined
203
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
91
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
86 .
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
164.
/crime
You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay
576 for the damage.
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
51.
/work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make
67 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
349 from the client
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
56
/work
You work as a pet food taster and earn
99.
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
52
/rob @white lark
You were caught attempting to rob altairfederal, and have been fined
691.
You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
52.
/crime
You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you
353
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
78.
/slut
You earn
257 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/crime
You rummage through a dumpster illegally and find
572!
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes.
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
328 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
99
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
80. Good job.
/crime
You were caught vaping in the bathroom and have been given a
395 fine.
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
97.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
85.
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
56.
/slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
283 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
/crime
You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a
0 fine!
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
98 for watching.
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
167.
/crime
You sneak into a zoo and steal a penguin, selling it on the black market for
262
Ooo
/work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
54 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
/crime
You travel back in time to before the Gold Rush began and take all the gold. You travel back to the present and trade it in for
409.
Noice
/work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
98
/crime
During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate
418 from you.
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
0 from you as compensation.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
64
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
67.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
176 to stop because that's weird.
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
243 fine!
FUCKK

/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
96 in profits
/crime
You steal a ps4 and pawn it for
625
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
70!
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
352.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 45 minutes and 8 seconds.
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
52!
/work
Just take the
52 and go...
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 41 minutes and 10 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 40 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
A drunk man pays you
95 to walk backwards.
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
58
/work
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make
100 for your bravery and heroism.
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
73.
/slut
You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost
294
/crime
You're hired as a hitman for
342
/rob @sterile depot
You were caught attempting to rob ziggsterr, and have been fined
427.
NO
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
63 for your contributions !
/crime
You were caught trespassing onto a construction site and have been fined
63.
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
302
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
91.
/work
You repair the lights and receive
72
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
201.
/crime
You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined
71
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
97
You attempted to rob the_jobro, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
67
/crime
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube, but someone catches you in the act. You lost
337 and the YouTube channel you worked so hard on. Good job, buddy.
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
280!
/work
You find
66 randomly lying in the gutter
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
125 and a sore ass.
/crime
You were fined
325 for slacking in school!
/work
You take part in a medical research study and get paid
54 for your participation.
/crime
You were caught feeding pigeons in a no-feeding zone and have been fined
299.
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
149 for your hard work.
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
85
/work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make
64 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
112 to clean the stains.
/crime
You were caught making shitty memes and lost
575
/dep all
/work
You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make
68 for spreading joy and happiness.
/slut
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay
68 for a new one.
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
400
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
214, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
69
/crime
You sneak into a research facility and steal a vial of experimental serum, which you sell to a pharmaceutical company for
349.
/work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
84 for your time and effort.
/rob @midnight bough
You attempted to rob kakarv, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You whip it out and manage to rake in
195
/work
You work as an onion chopper and get paid
100 for chopping onions in a restaurant.
/crime
You were caught in the act, and fined
302
/rob @reef heart
You attempted to rob pandawithadrilling, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 27 minutes and 17 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional tea taster and earn
56 for tasting different types of tea.
Im gonna get u later panda
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
50.
/crime
You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined
518.
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
50
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
96 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
113
/crime
You robbed a bank and got
318
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
95
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
96
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
64 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You milk a cow for
91
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
308 in a baggie next to you.
/rob @midnight bough
You attempted to rob kakarv, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
162!
/crime
You do a heist on the EU bank for
623
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
71
/rob @reef heart
You attempted to rob pandawithadrilling, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
59
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 16 seconds.
/crime
You tried to sneak into a concert without a ticket and got caught. You have been fined
671.
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
65
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
84
/rob @smoky vector
You attempted to rob the_jobro, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
58 worth of scrap.
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
91
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
92!
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
53
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
51
/crime
You assassinated an African drug lord for
670
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
76
/crime
You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose
299.
bitch
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
68 near one of the potatoes
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
166
/crime
You were caught stealing from a charity and have been fined
234.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You were farming and earned
84
/work
You worked and gained
73
/crime
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. They drop
513 as a result. Thankfully, nothing went wrong, but now they're pissed at you.
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
/work
You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid
56 for streaming it online.
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
383
/crime
Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you
632 in sheer terror.
Sheesh
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
80
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
274.
/crime
You hack into a dating app and blackmail users for
321
/crime
You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined
200
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
86 on the ground.
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
86.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
85
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
251, have fun
/crime
An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined
500
/work
You repair the lights and receive
85
/crime
You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined
512
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
135
/crime
You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost
335.
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
70
/crime
You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at
550.
/rob @smoky vector
You attempted to rob the_jobro, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make
72 for spreading joy and happiness.
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
100 on medical bills.
/work
You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make
98 for your expertise in unicorn management.
/crime
You start selling steroids to the players on your team. You manage to make
550!
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
89!
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
213 in total.
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
80! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
323.
/crime
You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole
41 from you!
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
91.
/crime
You successfully created a pyramid scheme making
620 in the process.
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
59 for it!
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
375
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
83
You were caught with your pants down outside the cemetery, and have been given a
283 fine!
LOL 😭
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 13 seconds.
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
374
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
75.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
86
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
108
You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost
337.
Oh my
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
56, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
98
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
379
/crime
A sudden gust of wind blows away
568
Oh
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
57.
/slut
You earn
161 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
96
/crime
You tried to jump the old lady walking down the street. Turns out she had a gun, and robbed you blind of
691
Sheesh
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
95 out of pity.
You work as a dog food taster and earn
78
/crime
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined
329 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
278 and a sore ass.
/crime
You steal a valuable book from a library and sell it to a collector for
530
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
55
/work
You battled and gained
73.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
51
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
81.
that's nasty
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
83
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
98
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
50
/work
You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make
97 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
51.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
152 for surgery.
/crime
You steal
340 from your boss and didn't get caught.
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
84 from donations
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
193
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
96
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
99!
Your pimp gives you an extra
159
/wallet
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 26 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 4 seconds.
/wallet
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
100
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
185 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/crime
You were caught poaching endangered wildlife and have been fined
533.
/rob @smoky vector
You attempted to rob the_jobro, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You were caught stealing from a charity and have been fined
335.
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
140
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
88
That’s why having no money is good
Nice try man
better than being indebt
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
153 trying to twerk.
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
91. The students loved you!
/rob @reef heart
You attempted to rob pandawithadrilling, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
wtf
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
148 in return!
/crime
You trespassed onto private property and have been fined
487.
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
56 for all your items.
/work
You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make
52 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
227.
/crime
You trespassed onto private property and have been fined
465.
COME ON
You suck some toes and earn
342
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
60
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
77
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
94.
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
52.
/crime
You ransacked your manager's home, found his prized alarm clock, and sold it for
466
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
370
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
50
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
82.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
71 in profits
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 57 seconds.
/crime
You steal
500 from a loan shark, and move to the other side of the world.
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
255 to have them cleaned
/work
You gave yourself
87 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/bal
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
74
/crime
You steal your neighbour's garden gnome and sell it on eBay for
318
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
62 because we pity you.
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
136 and a sore ass.
/bal
/crime
You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole
200 from you!
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
0 to fix your leg
/crime
You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined
200
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
180 from the men.
Nice
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
100
/crime
You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took
664 from you and left.
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
300
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
70
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
51
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
68
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
221 for public indecency.
/crime
You did a crime and got
418 from it :/
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
67!
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
180 for your solid work.
/work
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
92.
/crime
You rob a nearby corner store for
517
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
110 for their medical fees.
Your pimp gives you an extra
159
/crime
You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined
444
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
68.
/work
You got out of bed. Have
55
You steal a pink McLaren and sell it to Kim Kardashian for
661
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
78
/crime
You steal your boss's stapler and sell it to a co-worker for
399
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
344
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 18 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes.
/work
You are paid
98 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You gave yourself
96 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You cannot work for 43 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 30 seconds.
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
70 from selling drinks
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
57.
/work
You serve the customers and receive
94
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
67!
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
158
/crime
You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for
579.
/work
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make
55.
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
209!
/crime
You sell body parts on the black market
576 in profit.
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
76
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
235.
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
88!
/crime
You steal your neighbour's Wi-Fi and charge them
584 for it
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
64
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 7 seconds.
/work
You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make
61 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
53
/work
You cannot work for 30 seconds.
You cannot work for 4 seconds.
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
71
/work
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
72 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/crime
You set up a fake kickstarter for a game and end up stealing
478 from unsuspecting investors.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
73 on the ground.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
397
/crime
You successfully take furniture from the furniture store and sell it online for
298!
/rob @smoky vector
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob) whilst betting.
/rob @smoky vector
You attempted to rob the_jobro, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for
571
/slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
284 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
89
frick
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
71
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
113 fine!
/crime
You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined
507 and lost all your toilet paper.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
74.
/crime
Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined
530

/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
51 for doing it
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
315
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
67
/crime
You are paid
424 to hit yourself.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
52 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
60
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
94 after the pizzeria closes down.
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
258
/work
You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make
67 for your therapeutic skills.
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
70
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
82
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
84
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 seconds.
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
72
/work
You work as an egg and earn
81
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
199
/crime
You infiltrate the FBI HQ and make out with the secret plans to sell for
506
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
88 for it!
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
95
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
294
/crime
You pose as a tour guide and steal from tourists, making
535 before being caught
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
61
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
96
/rob @safe marlin
You robbed
19 from sansundertale42069.
bruh
Just a little 19 dollars
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
70
/dep all
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
87
/work
You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make
85 for your dedication to laziness.
/crime
You robbed your sister's cookie jar and managed to sell the cookies for
289
/slur
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
60
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
171
/crime
You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of
605
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
95 I think...
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
161 to your Patreon
/work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make
89 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
/crime
A sudden gust of wind blows away
671
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
268 at you.
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
54. Good job.
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
63.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 2 minutes and 22 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 24 seconds.
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
85 for it.
/crime
You work for a hacking association and earn
461
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
191.
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
61
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
295
/crime
You were caught in the act, and fined
593
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
98
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 18 minutes and 48 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 19 minutes and 5 seconds.
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
59.
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
71 stashed inside one of them.
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 59 seconds.
/crime
You steal a luxury yacht and sell it to a wealthy businessman for
268.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
247
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
59.
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
356.
No way dudes nude photos are that good
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 16 seconds.
/work
You work as a fake bus passenger and earn
96 for filling up empty seats on the bus.
/slut