#back-room

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gaunt wedge
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/crime

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horseishorse

You break into a home to steal jewelry worth Cash334

molten dove
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/rob @gaunt wedge

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el_hawkeye

xmark You attempted to rob horseishorse, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

molten dove
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Nice

gaunt wedge
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Ha

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Doesnt work unless you got cash out of the bank

molten dove
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Oh sorry I’m new here

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Still tryna figure out how all this works

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/work

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el_hawkeye

stopwatch You cannot work for 5 minutes and 57 seconds.

molten dove
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/slut

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el_hawkeye

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 56 minutes and 43 seconds.

molten dove
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Damn 1 hour?

gaunt wedge
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Ye

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Sucks

molten dove
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What other ones are there?

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/crime

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el_hawkeye

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 14 seconds.

molten dove
smoky vector
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/work

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the_jobro

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned Cash71

smoky vector
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/slut

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the_jobro

Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged Cash306 for their medical fees.

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/crime

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the_jobro

Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined Cash0.

smoky vector
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/work

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the_jobro

You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn Cash78

smoky vector
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/work

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the_jobro

You work as a dog food taster and earn Cash99

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the_jobro

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

smoky vector
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/rob @split ether

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the_jobro

xmark You were caught attempting to rob jonk1912, and have been fined Cash177.

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/work

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the_jobro

stopwatch You cannot work for 6 minutes and 55 seconds.

smoky vector
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/crime

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the_jobro

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 22 minutes and 2 seconds.

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/slut

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the_jobro

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 21 minutes and 38 seconds.

molten dove
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/work

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el_hawkeye

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in Cash67

molten dove
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/rob @smoky vector

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el_hawkeye

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 59 minutes and 38 seconds.

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/work

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the_jobro

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 7 seconds.

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/work

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the_jobro

You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you Cash51.

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/slut

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the_jobro

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 59 seconds.

smoky vector
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/work

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the_jobro

You repair the arcade machines and receive Cash98

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/slut

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the_jobro

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 31 seconds.

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/crime

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the_jobro

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 38 seconds.

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the_jobro

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 37 minutes.

smoky vector
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/crime

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the_jobro

You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined Cash149.

broken sorrel
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/work

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baine406

You develop games for a living and earn Cash70.

broken sorrel
smoky vector
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/work

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the_jobro

You develop games and earn Cash86.

molten dove
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Hm okay thanks

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/work

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el_hawkeye

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of Cash97

smoky vector
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/crime

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the_jobro

You steal a car and take it to the junkyard Cash251

molten dove
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/crime

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el_hawkeye

You work for a Mexican cartel and make Cash486

smoky vector
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/slut

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the_jobro

You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes Cash219 from you.

molten dove
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/slut

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el_hawkeye

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped Cash277

molten dove
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How do I see how much cash I got

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Nvm but how do I deposit cash into the banco

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Bank

broken sorrel
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use the /dep in bar

smoky vector
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/work

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the_jobro

stopwatch You cannot work for 41 seconds.

smoky vector
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/work

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the_jobro

stopwatch You cannot work for 33 seconds.

safe marlin
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/slut

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sansundertale42069

Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay Cash365 for a new one.

smoky vector
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/work

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the_jobro

You get a commission request, the payment is Cash70.

smoky vector
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.crime

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/crime

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the_jobro

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 17 minutes and 3 seconds.

smoky vector
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/slut

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the_jobro

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 40 seconds.

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/work

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the_jobro

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 minutes and 54 seconds.

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/work

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the_jobro

You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made Cash98 off your performance.

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I want moneh, moneh

sterile depot
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/work

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ziggsterr

You work as a streamer and gain Cash80 from donations

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/work

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thespytf

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for Cash57

sudden bobcat
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/slut

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thespytf

You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined Cash334

sudden bobcat
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Bruh

sage orchid
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/work

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scall7

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn Cash73

sage orchid
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/slut

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scall7

You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again. Cash146 for the paramedics to come and help you out.

sage orchid
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/crime

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scall7

You hack into a celebrity's social media account and sell access to it for Cash512.

sage orchid
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there we go

sterile depot
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/work

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ziggsterr

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn Cash54

sterile depot
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/slut

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ziggsterr

She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her Cash248.

sterile depot
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i am ending my life

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/crime

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ziggsterr

You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you Cash92 for attempted murder.

sterile depot
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tonights the night.

broken sorrel
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/work

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baine406

You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make Cash60.

sterile depot
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/work

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ziggsterr

You work as a vibration consultant and earn Cash50

sterile depot
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/slut

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ziggsterr

You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you Cash59.

sterile depot
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/crime

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ziggsterr

During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate Cash0 from you.

broken sorrel
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/work

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baine406

You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn Cash79, albeit reluctantly.

smoky vector
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/work

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the_jobro

You work as a vibration consultant and earn Cash55

smoky vector
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/crime

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the_jobro

You rummage through a dumpster illegally and find Cash366!

smoky vector
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YES

reef heart
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/rob @smoky vector

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pandawithadrilling

check You robbed Cash183 from the_jobro.

reef heart
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/crime

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pandawithadrilling

Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose Cash303

reef heart
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/work

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pandawithadrilling

You take your cat for a walk and gain Cash78

reef heart
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/slut

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pandawithadrilling

You sell naked photos of yourself online for Cash322.

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/slut

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gt15sk

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with Cash238.

reef heart
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/slut

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pandawithadrilling

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 32 minutes and 11 seconds.

reef heart
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/work

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pandawithadrilling

You work as a starving college student, you found Cash50 on the ground.

reef heart
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/crime

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pandawithadrilling

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 31 minutes and 48 seconds.

reef heart
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/crime

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pandawithadrilling

You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste Cash507 for more in game currency.

reef heart
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fuck u

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/slut

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pandawithadrilling

One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid Cash177 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.

reef heart
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fuck you again

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/work

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pandawithadrilling

You work as a dog food taster and earn Cash69

reef heart
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/work

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pandawithadrilling

You got featured and won Cash100

reef heart
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/slut

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pandawithadrilling

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 39 minutes and 14 seconds.

reef heart
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/slut

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pandawithadrilling

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 41 seconds.

reef heart
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/slut

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pandawithadrilling

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 35 seconds.

reef heart
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/slut

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pandawithadrilling

You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of Cash400.

reef heart
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/work

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pandawithadrilling

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn Cash93

reef heart
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/crime

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pandawithadrilling

You break into a science lab and steal an experimental formula, selling it to a pharmaceutical company for Cash298

reef heart
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/rob @white lark

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pandawithadrilling

xmark You were caught attempting to rob altairfederal, and have been fined Cash553.

broken sorrel
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/work

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baine406

You work as an iceberg mover and earn Cash99

white lark
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/rob @reef heart

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altairfederal

xmark You attempted to rob pandawithadrilling, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

reef heart
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HA

white lark
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/work

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altairfederal

You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make Cash55.

white lark
reef heart
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why u think im robbing people for hosea

white lark
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/crime

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altairfederal

You break into a toy store and steal all the teddy bears, selling them on the black market for Cash528

reef heart
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/crime

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pandawithadrilling

You steal a statue from a public park and sell it to a collector for Cash654

reef heart
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/slut

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pandawithadrilling

Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in Cash133

reef heart
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/work

white lark
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/slut

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pandawithadrilling

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved Cash72!

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altairfederal

You earned Cash321 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

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altairfederal

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 41 seconds.

reef heart
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/rob @white lark

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pandawithadrilling

xmark You were caught attempting to rob altairfederal, and have been fined Cash420.

reef heart
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damn u hosea

white lark
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/rob @reef heart

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altairfederal

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 57 minutes.

white lark
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😭

safe marlin
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/work

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sansundertale42069

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for Cash86

safe marlin
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/work

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sansundertale42069

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive Cash91

safe marlin
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/crime

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sansundertale42069

You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined Cash203

safe marlin
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/work

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sansundertale42069

You work as an Irish dancer and earn Cash91

molten dove
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/work

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el_hawkeye

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you Cash86 .

molten dove
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/slut

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el_hawkeye

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole Cash164.

molten dove
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/crime

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el_hawkeye

You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay Cash576 for the damage.

molten dove
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/steal

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/dep all

broken sorrel
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/work

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baine406

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you Cash51.

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/work

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the_jobro

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make Cash67 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

smoky vector
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/slut

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the_jobro

You do a good deepthroating and earn Cash349 from the client

broken sorrel
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/work

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baine406

You clean off the tables and get paid Cash56

broken sorrel
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/work

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baine406

You work as a pet food taster and earn Cash99.

smoky vector
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/work

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the_jobro

You work as an Irish dancer and earn Cash52

smoky vector
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/rob @white lark

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the_jobro

xmark You were caught attempting to rob altairfederal, and have been fined Cash691.

smoky vector
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NO

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DAMN

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the_jobro

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 50 seconds.

smoky vector
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/work

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the_jobro

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for Cash52.

smoky vector
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/crime

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the_jobro

You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you Cash353

sterile depot
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/work

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ziggsterr

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid Cash78.

sterile depot
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/slut

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ziggsterr

You earn Cash257 for giving some succ (the good kind)

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/crime

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ziggsterr

You rummage through a dumpster illegally and find Cash572!

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/work

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the_jobro

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes.

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/slut

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the_jobro

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find Cash328 on the way back to your ship.

smoky vector
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/work

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the_jobro

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in Cash99

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/work

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the_jobro

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and Cash80. Good job.

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/crime

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stepdad_45

You were caught vaping in the bathroom and have been given a Cash395 fine.

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/work

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stepdad_45

You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip Cash97.

safe marlin
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/work

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sansundertale42069

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded Cash85.

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/work

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kakarv

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for Cash56.

midnight bough
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/slut

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kakarv

You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again. Cash283 for the paramedics to come and help you out.

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/crime

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kakarv

You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a Cash0 fine!

gaunt wedge
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/work

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horseishorse

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you Cash98 for watching.

gaunt wedge
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/slut

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horseishorse

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn Cash167.

gaunt wedge
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/crime

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horseishorse

You sneak into a zoo and steal a penguin, selling it on the black market for Cash262

gaunt wedge
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Ooo

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/work

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the_jobro

You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make Cash54 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.

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/crime

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the_jobro

You travel back in time to before the Gold Rush began and take all the gold. You travel back to the present and trade it in for Cash409.

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Noice

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/work

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iforgor_5

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for Cash98

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/crime

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iforgor_5

During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate Cash418 from you.

ripe badger
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/slut

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iforgor_5

Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes Cash0 from you as compensation.

smoky vector
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/work

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the_jobro

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in Cash64

safe marlin
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/work

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sansundertale42069

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's Cash67.

smoky vector
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/slut

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the_jobro

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you Cash176 to stop because that's weird.

safe marlin
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/slut

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sansundertale42069

You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a Cash243 fine!

safe marlin
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FUCKK

smoky vector
sterile depot
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/work

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ziggsterr

You sold fish sandwiches and earned Cash96 in profits

sterile depot
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/crime

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ziggsterr

You steal a ps4 and pawn it for Cash625

smoky vector
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/work

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the_jobro

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid Cash70!

sterile depot
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/slut

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ziggsterr

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn Cash352.

smoky vector
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/slut

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the_jobro

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 45 minutes and 8 seconds.

safe marlin
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/work

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sansundertale42069

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth Cash52!

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/work

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ziggsterr

Just take the Cash52 and go...

sterile depot
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/slut

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ziggsterr

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 41 minutes and 10 seconds.

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/crime

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ziggsterr

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 40 minutes and 59 seconds.

smoky vector
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/work

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the_jobro

A drunk man pays you Cash95 to walk backwards.

broken sorrel
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/work

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baine406

You bake cupcakes and receive Cash58

sterile depot
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/work

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ziggsterr

You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make Cash100 for your bravery and heroism.

smoky vector
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/work

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the_jobro

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you Cash73.

smoky vector
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/slut

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the_jobro

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost Cash294

smoky vector
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/crime

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the_jobro

You're hired as a hitman for Cash342

smoky vector
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/rob @sterile depot

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the_jobro

xmark You were caught attempting to rob ziggsterr, and have been fined Cash427.

smoky vector
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NO

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/work

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iforgor_5

You did some social work for a good cause ! You received Cash63 for your contributions !

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/crime

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iforgor_5

You were caught trespassing onto a construction site and have been fined Cash63.

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/slut

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iforgor_5

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up Cash302

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/work

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iforgor_5

stopwatch You cannot work for 5 minutes and 7 seconds.

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trv0001

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you Cash91.

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/work

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vii.n

You repair the lights and receive Cash72

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/slut

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vii.n

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you Cash201.

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/crime

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vii.n

You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined Cash71

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/work

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vii.n

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 31 seconds.

broken sorrel
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/work

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baine406

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn Cash97

sterile depot
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/rob @smoky vector

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ziggsterr

xmark You attempted to rob the_jobro, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

sterile depot
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/work

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ziggsterr

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn Cash67

sterile depot
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/crime

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ziggsterr

You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube, but someone catches you in the act. You lost Cash337 and the YouTube channel you worked so hard on. Good job, buddy.

sterile depot
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/slut

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ziggsterr

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you Cash280!

safe marlin
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/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You find Cash66 randomly lying in the gutter

signal birch
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
gayhappy_42601

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn Cash125 and a sore ass.

signal birch
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
gayhappy_42601

You were fined Cash325 for slacking in school!

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
phantomlord2372

You take part in a medical research study and get paid Cash54 for your participation.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
phantomlord2372

You were caught feeding pigeons in a no-feeding zone and have been fined Cash299.

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
phantomlord2372

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained Cash149 for your hard work.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work as an ear cleaner and earn Cash85

molten dove
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
el_hawkeye

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make Cash64 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

molten dove
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
el_hawkeye

You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you Cash112 to clean the stains.

molten dove
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
el_hawkeye

You were caught making shitty memes and lost Cash575

molten dove
#

/dep all

midnight bough
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make Cash68 for spreading joy and happiness.

midnight bough
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay Cash68 for a new one.

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
watermelonfriedchickenmonkey

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn Cash400

sharp kestrel
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
hey.__

Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes Cash214, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.

sharp kestrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
hey.__

You worked hard at Burger King and earned Cash69

midnight bough
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You sneak into a research facility and steal a vial of experimental serum, which you sell to a pharmaceutical company for Cash349.

midnight bough
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You participate in a scientific study and earn Cash84 for your time and effort.

reef heart
#

/rob @midnight bough

silent galeBOT
#
pandawithadrilling

xmark You attempted to rob kakarv, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

reef heart
#

damn everyones broke

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
pandawithadrilling

You whip it out and manage to rake in Cash195

reef heart
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pandawithadrilling

You work as an onion chopper and get paid Cash100 for chopping onions in a restaurant.

reef heart
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
pandawithadrilling

You were caught in the act, and fined Cash302

midnight bough
#

/rob @reef heart

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

xmark You attempted to rob pandawithadrilling, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

reef heart
#

ha

#

im in debt

midnight bough
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 27 minutes and 17 seconds.

midnight bough
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You work as a professional tea taster and earn Cash56 for tasting different types of tea.

midnight bough
#

Im gonna get u later panda

midnight bough
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you Cash50.

midnight bough
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined Cash518.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work as an ear cleaner and earn Cash50

midnight bough
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make Cash96 for your entertaining bedtime stories.

midnight bough
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid Cash113

midnight bough
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You robbed a bank and got Cash318

midnight bough
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You work as a beefeater and earn Cash95

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You work as a space lawyer and earn Cash96

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You help clean up the local theater. You find Cash64 strewn about between the seats!

midnight bough
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You milk a cow for Cash91

midnight bough
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was Cash308 in a baggie next to you.

reef heart
#

/rob @midnight bough

silent galeBOT
#
pandawithadrilling

xmark You attempted to rob kakarv, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

reef heart
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
pandawithadrilling

You licked SpongeBob's feet for Cash162!

reef heart
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
pandawithadrilling

You do a heist on the EU bank for Cash623

reef heart
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pandawithadrilling

You work as a smarties expert and earn Cash71

midnight bough
#

/rob @reef heart

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

xmark You attempted to rob pandawithadrilling, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

midnight bough
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is Cash59

midnight bough
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 16 seconds.

midnight bough
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You tried to sneak into a concert without a ticket and got caught. You have been fined Cash671.

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for Cash65

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money Cash84

white lark
#

/rob @smoky vector

silent galeBOT
#
altairfederal

xmark You attempted to rob the_jobro, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

pine fiber
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
packedboy

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find Cash58 worth of scrap.

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You work as a professional snuggler and earn Cash91

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped Cash92!

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain Cash53

midnight bough
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn Cash51

midnight bough
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You assassinated an African drug lord for Cash670

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive Cash76

safe marlin
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose Cash299.

safe marlin
#

bitch

proud hill
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
trollet08

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found Cash68 near one of the potatoes

proud hill
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
trollet08

Your pimp gives you an extra Cash166

proud hill
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
trollet08

You were caught stealing from a charity and have been fined Cash234.

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 54 seconds.

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You were farming and earned Cash84

sweet field
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jakedasnake9107

You worked and gained Cash73

sweet field
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jakedasnake9107

You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. They drop Cash513 as a result. Thankfully, nothing went wrong, but now they're pissed at you.

sweet field
#

/crim

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jakedasnake9107

xmark You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.

gaunt wedge
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
horseishorse

You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid Cash56 for streaming it online.

gaunt wedge
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
horseishorse

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some Cash383

gaunt wedge
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
horseishorse

Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you Cash632 in sheer terror.

gaunt wedge
#

Sheesh

smoky vector
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn Cash80

smoky vector
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash274.

smoky vector
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

You hack into a dating app and blackmail users for Cash321

pulsar plinth
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
buffalo_treehopper

You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined Cash200

pulsar plinth
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
buffalo_treehopper

You work as a starving college student, you found Cash86 on the ground.

pulsar plinth
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
buffalo_treehopper

Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes Cash86.

#
buffalo_treehopper

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 43 seconds.

smoky vector
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn Cash85

smoky vector
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost Cash251, have fun

smoky vector
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined Cash500

midnight bough
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You repair the lights and receive Cash85

midnight bough
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined Cash512

deft cradle
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
b1emee

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid Cash135

deft cradle
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
b1emee

You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost Cash335.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn Cash70

midnight bough
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at Cash550.

white lark
#

/rob @smoky vector

silent galeBOT
#
altairfederal

xmark You attempted to rob the_jobro, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

white lark
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
altairfederal

You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make Cash72 for spreading joy and happiness.

white lark
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
altairfederal

You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent Cash100 on medical bills.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make Cash98 for your expertise in unicorn management.

midnight bough
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You start selling steroids to the players on your team. You manage to make Cash550!

midnight bough
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid Cash89!

midnight bough
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather Cash213 in total.

woeful thistle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
inner4slot

You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain Cash80! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed

woeful thistle
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
inner4slot

Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra Cash323.

woeful thistle
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
inner4slot

You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole Cash41 from you!

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid Cash91.

midnight bough
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You successfully created a pyramid scheme making Cash620 in the process.

midnight bough
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got Cash59 for it!

safe marlin
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn Cash375

rare tusk
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
f00d4d1nn3r

You work as a child birth educator and earn Cash83

rare tusk
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
f00d4d1nn3r

You were caught with your pants down outside the cemetery, and have been given a Cash283 fine!

rare tusk
#

shit

#

/balance

#

real

safe marlin
rare tusk
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
f00d4d1nn3r

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 13 seconds.

rare tusk
#

bruh

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
f00d4d1nn3r

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have Cash374

rare tusk
#

real

#

covered in a white liquid and fur

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned Cash75.

gaunt wedge
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
horseishorse

You work as a professional cuddler and earn Cash86

gaunt wedge
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
horseishorse

You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined Cash108

gaunt wedge
#

Shame

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
horseishorse

You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost Cash337.

gaunt wedge
#

Oh my

midnight bough
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn Cash56, albeit reluctantly.

gaunt wedge
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
horseishorse

You work as a parkour specialist and earn Cash98

gaunt wedge
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
horseishorse

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn Cash379

gaunt wedge
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
horseishorse

A sudden gust of wind blows away Cash568

gaunt wedge
#

Oh

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed Cash57.

gaunt wedge
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
horseishorse

You earn Cash161 for giving some succ (the good kind)

gaunt wedge
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
horseishorse

You work as a parkour specialist and earn Cash96

gaunt wedge
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
horseishorse

You tried to jump the old lady walking down the street. Turns out she had a gun, and robbed you blind of Cash691

gaunt wedge
#

Sheesh

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You fail at work, but your boss pays you Cash95 out of pity.

smoky vector
#

'/work

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

You work as a dog food taster and earn Cash78

smoky vector
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined Cash329 for messing with the wrong dolphin!

smoky vector
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn Cash278 and a sore ass.

midnight bough
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You steal a valuable book from a library and sell it to a collector for Cash530

midnight bough
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash55

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You battled and gained Cash73.

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You work as a Penguinologist and earn Cash51

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you Cash81.

safe marlin
#

that's nasty

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn Cash83

simple blade
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
bobtheskeletonkobold

You got cloned for science. You earned Cash98

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You work as the head of elephants and earn Cash50

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make Cash97 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.

frail ermine
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mach_19163

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid Cash51.

frail ermine
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mach_19163

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

frail ermine
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
mach_19163

You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay Cash152 for surgery.

frail ermine
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
mach_19163

You steal Cash340 from your boss and didn't get caught.

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You work as a streamer and gain Cash84 from donations

willow jetty
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
ihateit8478

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's Cash193

willow jetty
#

wtf?

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ihateit8478

One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for Cash96

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sinnjune

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make Cash99!

ripe badger
#

woohoo

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
sinnjune

Your pimp gives you an extra Cash159

ripe badger
#

/wallet

willow jetty
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ihateit8478

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 minutes and 26 seconds.

willow jetty
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
ihateit8478

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 4 seconds.

willow jetty
#

/wallet

smoky vector
#

/work]

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned Cash100

smoky vector
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw Cash185 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

smoky vector
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

You were caught poaching endangered wildlife and have been fined Cash533.

reef heart
#

/rob @smoky vector

silent galeBOT
#
pandawithadrilling

xmark You attempted to rob the_jobro, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

reef heart
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
pandawithadrilling

You were caught stealing from a charity and have been fined Cash335.

reef heart
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
pandawithadrilling

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay Cash140

reef heart
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pandawithadrilling

You work as a street performer and earn Cash88

smoky vector
#

Nice try man

reef heart
#

better than being indebt

willow jetty
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
ihateit8478

Nobody cares about you. You lost Cash153 trying to twerk.

willow jetty
#

bruh

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ihateit8478

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned Cash91. The students loved you!

willow jetty
#

/rob @reef heart

silent galeBOT
#
ihateit8478

xmark You attempted to rob pandawithadrilling, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

willow jetty
#

wtf

reef heart
#

ha

#

im in debt

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
pandawithadrilling

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you Cash148 in return!

reef heart
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
pandawithadrilling

You trespassed onto private property and have been fined Cash487.

reef heart
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pandawithadrilling

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get Cash56 for all your items.

smoky vector
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make Cash52 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

smoky vector
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

You shake what your momma gave you for Cash227.

smoky vector
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

You trespassed onto private property and have been fined Cash465.

smoky vector
#

COME ON

reef heart
#

ha

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
pandawithadrilling

You suck some toes and earn Cash342

reef heart
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pandawithadrilling

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for Cash60

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn Cash77

midnight bough
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of Cash94.

rare tusk
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
f00d4d1nn3r

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned Cash52.

rare tusk
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
f00d4d1nn3r

You ransacked your manager's home, found his prized alarm clock, and sold it for Cash466

rare tusk
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
f00d4d1nn3r

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you Cash370

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You work as a street performer and earn Cash50

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in Cash82.

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You sold fish sandwiches and earned Cash71 in profits

#
sansundertale42069

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 57 seconds.

rare tusk
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
f00d4d1nn3r

You steal Cash500 from a loan shark, and move to the other side of the world.

rare tusk
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
f00d4d1nn3r

The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay Cash255 to have them cleaned

rare tusk
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
f00d4d1nn3r

You gave yourself Cash87 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

rare tusk
#

/bal

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You work as a professional cuddler and earn Cash74

rare tusk
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
f00d4d1nn3r

You steal your neighbour's garden gnome and sell it on eBay for Cash318

rare tusk
#

damn

#

expensive gnome

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
f00d4d1nn3r

You work as a high school student with no life. Have Cash62 because we pity you.

rare tusk
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
f00d4d1nn3r

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn Cash136 and a sore ass.

rare tusk
#

/bal

gleaming elm
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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haydn_1

You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole Cash200 from you!

gleaming elm
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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haydn_1

You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay Cash0 to fix your leg

desert tangle
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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tacticaljay

You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined Cash200

desert tangle
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
tacticaljay

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.

desert tangle
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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tacticaljay

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received Cash180 from the men.

desert tangle
#

Nice

midnight bough
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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kakarv

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn Cash100

midnight bough
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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kakarv

You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took Cash664 from you and left.

midnight bough
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned Cash300

midnight bough
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 12 seconds.

midnight bough
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You work as a dog food taster and earn Cash70

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work as a children's toy tester and earn Cash51

steel drum
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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crywalkerrr

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get Cash68

steel drum
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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crywalkerrr

Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you Cash221 for public indecency.

steel drum
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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crywalkerrr

You did a crime and got Cash418 from it :/

midnight bough
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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kakarv

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved Cash67!

midnight bough
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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kakarv

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you Cash180 for your solid work.

ruby void
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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queenhoneybee01

You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make Cash92.

ruby void
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
queenhoneybee01

You rob a nearby corner store for Cash517

ruby void
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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queenhoneybee01

Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged Cash110 for their medical fees.

smoky vector
#

/slut'

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/slut

silent galeBOT
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the_jobro

Your pimp gives you an extra Cash159

smoky vector
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined Cash444

smoky vector
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and Cash68.

midnight bough
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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kakarv

You got out of bed. Have Cash55

midnight bough
#

/crime

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/crime

silent galeBOT
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kakarv

You steal a pink McLaren and sell it to Kim Kardashian for Cash661

rapid brook
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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nikson4648

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found Cash78

rapid brook
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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nikson4648

You steal your boss's stapler and sell it to a co-worker for Cash399

rapid brook
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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nikson4648

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay Cash344

rapid brook
#

No good

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
nikson4648

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 18 seconds.

rapid brook
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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nikson4648

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes.

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You are paid Cash98 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You gave yourself Cash96 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

stopwatch You cannot work for 43 seconds.

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

stopwatch You cannot work for 30 seconds.

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You worked as a bartender, and earned Cash70 from selling drinks

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of Cash57.

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You serve the customers and receive Cash94

smoky vector
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved Cash67!

smoky vector
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you Cash158

smoky vector
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for Cash579.

sterile depot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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ziggsterr

You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make Cash55.

sterile depot
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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ziggsterr

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of Cash209!

sterile depot
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
ziggsterr

You sell body parts on the black market Cash576 in profit.

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You work as a snake milker and earn Cash76

safe marlin
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose Cash235.

smoky vector
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

You sell V-bucks and make Cash88!

smoky vector
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

You steal your neighbour's Wi-Fi and charge them Cash584 for it

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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sansundertale42069

You work at a lamp store and earn Cash64

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 7 seconds.

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make Cash61 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn Cash53

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

stopwatch You cannot work for 30 seconds.

safe marlin
#

😭

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

stopwatch You cannot work for 4 seconds.

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn Cash71

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make Cash72 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

midnight bough
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You set up a fake kickstarter for a game and end up stealing Cash478 from unsuspecting investors.

midnight bough
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You work as a starving college student, you found Cash73 on the ground.

white lark
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
altairfederal

You take it up the ass for Cash397

white lark
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
altairfederal

You successfully take furniture from the furniture store and sell it online for Cash298!

white lark
#

/rob @smoky vector

silent galeBOT
#
altairfederal

xmark You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob) whilst betting.

white lark
#

/rob @smoky vector

silent galeBOT
#
altairfederal

xmark You attempted to rob the_jobro, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

rare tusk
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
f00d4d1nn3r

You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for Cash571

rare tusk
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
f00d4d1nn3r

You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again. Cash284 for the paramedics to come and help you out.

rare tusk
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
f00d4d1nn3r

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found Cash89

rare tusk
#

frick

midnight bough
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn Cash71

midnight bough
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a Cash113 fine!

midnight bough
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined Cash507 and lost all your toilet paper.

merry warren
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ashwasshere

You work as crisis actor and earn Cash74.

merry warren
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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ashwasshere

Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined Cash530

merry warren
broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid Cash51 for doing it

reef heart
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
pandawithadrilling

Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John Cash315

reef heart
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pandawithadrilling

You work as an eel ecologist and earn Cash67

reef heart
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
pandawithadrilling

You are paid Cash424 to hit yourself.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid Cash52 and given a bottle of wine.

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You work as a dog food taster and earn Cash60

white lark
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
altairfederal

You work hard all day and your boss pays you Cash94 after the pizzeria closes down.

white lark
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
altairfederal

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives Cash258

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make Cash67 for your therapeutic skills.

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You work as a bread scientist and earn Cash70

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You work as a head receiver and earn Cash82

latent totem
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
tenacyinstinct

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn Cash84

latent totem
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
tenacyinstinct

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 33 seconds.

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 seconds.

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You work as an eel ecologist and earn Cash72

smoky vector
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

You work as an egg and earn Cash81

smoky vector
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn Cash199

smoky vector
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

You infiltrate the FBI HQ and make out with the secret plans to sell for Cash506

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got Cash88 for it!

midnight bough
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You work as an engineer and earn Cash95

midnight bough
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you Cash294

midnight bough
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You pose as a tour guide and steal from tourists, making Cash535 before being caught

midnight bough
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You work as a cross dresser model and earn Cash61

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You work as an elementary school teacher and earn Cash96

midnight bough
#

/rob @safe marlin

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

check You robbed Cash19 from sansundertale42069.

safe marlin
#

bruh

midnight bough
#

Just a little 19 dollars

ornate kestrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
siryodadaiii

You eat bananas for a living and get Cash70

ornate kestrel
#

/dep all

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive Cash87

grave cairn
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ironwiz

You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make Cash85 for your dedication to laziness.

grave cairn
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
ironwiz

You robbed your sister's cookie jar and managed to sell the cookies for Cash289

grave cairn
#

/slur

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn Cash60

grave cairn
#

/slur

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
ironwiz

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay Cash171

midnight bough
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of Cash605

midnight bough
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got Cash95 I think...

midnight bough
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kakarv

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent Cash161 to your Patreon

smoky vector
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make Cash89 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

smoky vector
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

A sudden gust of wind blows away Cash671

smoky vector
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw Cash268 at you.

safe marlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sansundertale42069

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and Cash54. Good job.

smoky vector
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly Cash63.

smoky vector
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 2 minutes and 22 seconds.

smoky vector
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 24 seconds.

smoky vector
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid Cash85 for it.

smoky vector
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

You work for a hacking association and earn Cash461

smoky vector
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose Cash191.

sterile depot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ziggsterr

You work as a pilot and earn Cash61

sterile depot
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
ziggsterr

You go down on that rich kid and earn Cash295

sterile depot
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
ziggsterr

You were caught in the act, and fined Cash593

smoky vector
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn Cash98

smoky vector
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 18 minutes and 48 seconds.

smoky vector
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
the_jobro

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 19 minutes and 5 seconds.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for Cash59.

summer siren
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
nolongertemporary

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find Cash71 stashed inside one of them.

summer siren
#

ha time to gamble

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
nolongertemporary

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 59 seconds.

summer siren
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
nolongertemporary

You steal a luxury yacht and sell it to a wealthy businessman for Cash268.

obsidian ermine
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
gt15sk

You take it up the ass for Cash247

obsidian ermine
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
gt15sk

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for Cash59.

summer siren
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
nolongertemporary

You sell naked photos of yourself online for Cash356.

obsidian ermine
#

No way dudes nude photos are that good

summer siren
#

they just are

#

/balance

#

hm

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
nolongertemporary

stopwatch You cannot work for 4 minutes and 16 seconds.

sterile depot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ziggsterr

You work as a fake bus passenger and earn Cash96 for filling up empty seats on the bus.

sterile depot
#

/slut