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You got caught spray painting graffiti on a public building and have been fined
518.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
68.
/slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
169.
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
277
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
98
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 43 seconds.
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
337
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
63 as in return!
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
89
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
166
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
311 for the good time.
You work as a caterpillar walker and earn
70 for walking caterpillars on leaves.
/slut
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
200.
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
54
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
82 for doing it
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
62
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
77
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 55 seconds.
/work
You found
96 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make
97 for your lack of effort.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
74.
You were caught speeding and have been fined
200.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
96.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
72.
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
97
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
88 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
87
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
75
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
67!
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
74
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
93
/crime
You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined
280 .
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
55
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
68
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
91
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
55
/work
You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make
83 for your dedication to dental hygiene.
/crime
You parked in a handicap spot without a permit and have been fined
83.
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
100.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
frick
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
66, albeit reluctantly.
๐ญ
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
78 when you got back home
You were caught fishing without a license and have been fined
378.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 53 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 49 seconds.
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
204!
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
63 for the hard work
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
94.
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
67
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
242.
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
345
You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost
290
Thank God I don't have furry money anymore
/crime
You stole a couple rifles and sold it for
297
/slut
You take it up the ass for
388
/work
You were farming and earned
83
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
81
/slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
345 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
/crime
You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined
528.
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
90
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 8 minutes and 56 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
100
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
59
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
250!
You've been asked to steal the last tiramisu from the kitchen, you got
260 for a job well done.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 26 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
82
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
65
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
80.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/crime
You hack into a dating app and blackmail users for
387
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 54 minutes and 50 seconds.
/crime
You kidnap a citizen and take them hostage for
641
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
315
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
58
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
234, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
frick
/Work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
93.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
68.
/dep all
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
64 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
95
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
213
/crime
Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you
314
.
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
90. The students loved you!
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
55
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
64.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
63
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
192 in one night.
/crime
You receive an unmarked letter in the post. Inside is a cheque of
381, which probably means that the "business" went well.
/deposit all
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
59
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
50
/crime
Don't tell anybody what you just did. Here is
389.
/crime
You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn
424
/work
You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning
60 as a reward.
/crime
You break into a candy store and steal all the chocolate, selling it on the black market for
423
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 36 seconds.
/deposit all
/work
You slept in a bed and found
58 under your pillow when you woke up
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
400!
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
94!
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
67 near one of the potatoes
You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay
659 for bail!
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
271 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
90.
/balance
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
88
eeewwww
/work
You walk dogs for
97.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
72
/work
You cannot work for 31 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 seconds.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
77
/work
You didnโt go to work, but you got your paycheque of
98 anyway.
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
58.
/work
You gave yourself
97 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
50
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
53
/crime
You kidnap a bride and take her hostage for
638
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
64
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
75
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
172 from the client
/dep
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
54.
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
60.
/crime
You choked on your aspirations. You lost
611
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
312
/work
You work as an onion chopper and get paid
82 for chopping onions in a restaurant.
/work
You do some work around the house for
97
/slut
Your friend pays you
169 for you to worship her feet
/crime
You trespassed onto private property and have been fined
631.
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
169.
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
57
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
88!
/rob @reef heart
You cannot rob yourself!
/rob @steel drum
You attempted to rob crywalkerrr, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @digital sandal
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/bal
/rob @broken sorrel
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 34 minutes and 30 seconds.
/rob @broken sorrel
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 4 minutes and 43 seconds.
/rob @broken sorrel
You attempted to rob baine406, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
168 from you.
/rob @split ether
You were caught attempting to rob jonk1912, and have been fined
394.
/crime
Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a
155 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
78
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
62.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
56
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
58.
/rob @gentle ravine
You robbed
4 from lenoxygen.
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
91 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
94!
/rob @broken sorrel
You robbed
72 from baine406.
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
56
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
98
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
90
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
91
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
92
You work as a beaver expert and earn
82
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
329
/crime
You decided to embrace your inner dark side, and promptly massacre an entire nation, netting you
359
/Work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
77
/work
You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid
69 for sorting jelly beans by color.
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
90
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
62
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
93 from selling drinks
/crime
You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost
553
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
102
dang
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
53.
/slut
You earn
136 for giving some succ (the good kind)
Damn
/rob @static hawk
You were caught attempting to rob idiot_2.05, and have been fined
449.
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
52
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
66.
/crime
You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay
418 for bail!
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
385
Erm what the flippity flop
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
115
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 54 seconds.
You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined
354
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
66 for your struggles.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
56.
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
85.
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
203
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
50.
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
96
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
90
/work
You work as a professional bed tester and earn
56.
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local cafรฉ. She gives you
299 after.
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
153 in order to keep quiet about it.
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
59 off your new game.
/crime
You steal the Queen's crown and sell it on the black market for
480
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
110 on the way back to your ship.
/rob @dim hollow
You robbed
207 from kpgameking_main.
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
59 for it.
/crime
On the way to work you decided to rob a store and successfully got
577.
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
257.
/bal
/crime
You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of
238.
/bal
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
67
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
181 in total.
/work
You develop games and earn
76.
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
188!
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
77
/rob @broken sorrel
You attempted to rob baine406, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You clean the chimney and find
72.
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
214
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
93
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
83 stashed inside one of them.
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
400 in a baggie next to you.
/crime
You steal a police car and sell it on the black market for
433
/work
While you were searching for Pokรฉmon in the tall grass, you found
67!
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
179.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You were caught driving under the influence of drugs and have been fined
379.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
69
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 21 seconds.
/crime
You receive an unmarked letter in the post. Inside is a cheque of
678, which probably means that the "business" went well.
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
93
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
256!
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
71
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
94 .
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
93 from selling drinks
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
54!
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
69
/slut
An adult video site pays you
352 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
90 for it!
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a
0 fine!
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
97
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
383
/crime
You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed
305
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
88
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
178 from the men.
/rob @obsidian ermine
You've been fined
357 for trying to rob a poor person.
/crime
You steal a car and take it to the junkyard
499
/work
You become a game developer and raised
60 for charity.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You find
52 randomly lying in the gutter
/crime
You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to
562
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
237.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
54
/crime
You steal
297 from a loan shark, and move to the other side of the world.
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
349, have fun
Ehh
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
86
/rob ktoni73
You robbed
11 from ktoni73.
/crime
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
297 to dodge death.
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
165
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 20 seconds.
/slut
Youโve been drugged! When you wake up youโve lost
0
/crime
You were caught vandalising a car and have been fined
200.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
95
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
87
/rob @solemn notch
You've been fined
437 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
86
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
301
/crime
You sneak into a zoo and steal a penguin, selling it on the black market for
563
ha take that im poor
lmao
/rob pandawithadrilling
You attempted to rob pandawithadrilling, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make
51 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
94
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
79
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really donโt lie. You earn
97.
/work
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
70 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/work
You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make
54 from your gullible followers.
/slut
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
261.
/crime
You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of
595
You bake cupcakes and receive
53
/crime
During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost
696
/slut
Your friend pays you
259 for you to worship her feet
/rob @flat island
You attempted to rob elvisdpresley, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
182!
/crime
You break into a movie theatre and steal all the popcorn, which you sell to a group of hungry college students for
411.
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
62.
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
81
/crime
You break a window in New York for
380.
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
265
/rob horseishorse
You attempted to rob horseishorse, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of
514 during the escape home. Better luck next time.
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
226
/work
You work as a professional bed tester and earn
71.
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
50 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
80
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
72
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
77.
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
56
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
87.
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
261 to fix your leg
/crime
You hack into a bank account and transfer
305 to your own account
/work
You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning
70 as a reward.
/crime
You decided to embrace your inner dark side, and promptly massacre an entire nation, netting you
375
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
85
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
58 in your direction.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
96
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
93
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
80!
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
73!
/work
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
72.
/work
You work as an onion chopper and get paid
97 for chopping onions in a restaurant.
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
235
/crime
You entered the Royal Palace and stole a precious diamond. You then sold it for
426
/crime
The "Don't Step on the Grass" sign in the park was taunting you, so you pranced all over the grassy fields before picking the pocket of the nearby patrolling traffic officer, you were able to nab
278 from their pockets.
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
89
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
61, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
74 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
268 for surgery.
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - izam_
2 - horseishorse
3 - iztura
4 - _izthewiz
5 - izwrld6492
6 - ballbuster_69
7 - iza033
8 - wasntverylofi
9 - elpiintor
10 - izakingz
/rob horseishorse
Cancelled command.
You attempted to rob horseishorse, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob elpiintor
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/crime
You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined
498.
/dep
/work
You drive women to the store for
60
/work
You drive women to the store for
53
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
73
Backrooms
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
98
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
97 for a good job.
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
75 near one of the potatoes
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You slept in a bed and found
68 under your pillow when you woke up
1 more dollar
/work
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make
54.
/work
You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make
75 for your therapeutic skills.
/work
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make
92 for your bravery and heroism.
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
214 for your services.
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
65 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
53
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
237 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/crime
You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you
521 for attempted murder.
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
61 for all your items.
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
55.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
65.
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
55!
/crime
Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you
571 in sheer terror.
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
131 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/crime
You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you
574
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
61
/crime
You sneak into a farm and steal a cow, selling it to a butcher for
570
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
70
/slut
Your friend pays you
124 for you to worship her feet
/balance
/crime
You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost
468
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
84
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
319.
/balance
/crime
You assassinate an actor for
413
/work
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
99
/collect-income
You have no role income to collect!
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
332 in a baggie next to you.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 20 seconds.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
85 from your peers.
/crime
You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for
591
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
67!
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
352 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
100. Congrats!
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really donโt lie. You earn
51.
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
61 near one of the potatoes
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
54
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
80.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
56
/crime
You dress up as a clown and rob a bank, managing to escape with
651
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 29 seconds.
/crime
You dabbed.
200 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you
/work
You are paid
100 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
62.
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
90.
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
79
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 8 minutes and 49 seconds.
/crime
You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you
441.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
63
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
50.
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
62
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
76. Congrats!
/work
You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make
60 for your dedication to laziness.
/work
You battled and gained
60.
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
61
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
72
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 21 seconds.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
71.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
56. The students loved you!
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
69
/crime
You break into Discord Headquarters, you steal
553 and escape unnoticed!
/work
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win
83.
/crime
You rob a loyal nobleman's house while he was out for brunch with another nobleman. You find
267 worth of assets.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 32 seconds.
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
96.
/work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth
72.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 14 minutes and 23 seconds.
/rob @sage orchid
You were caught attempting to rob scall7, and have been fined
646.
/work
You do some work around the house for
57
/crime
Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won
404.
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
162
/work
You milk a cow for
52
/crime
You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant
552
/slut
You earn
190 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
58
You couldn't get it up and lost
228
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 48 seconds.
Invalid <bet> argument given.
Usage:
slot-machine <bet>
/slots spin 1
Invalid <bet> argument given.
Usage:
slot-machine <bet>
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
100
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
93 from your peers.
/crime
You stole a prized diamond from the nearby bank vault, selling it for
500.
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local cafรฉ. She gives you
196 after.
/crime
You robbed a bank and secured
376.
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
288.
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
59
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
83
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
64.
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
63
/crime
You trip on a banana on your getaway, and get busted for
358!
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
85
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
58
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
55
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
296 in total.
/crime
You assassinate a high priority target. Your client pays you
586.
At school, thats crazy๐
/work
You got out of bed. Have
60
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
88!
/crime
You were caught urinating in public and have been fined
173.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
0.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 3 seconds.
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
72.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
82
/work
You work as a pet food taster and earn
73.
/crime
You're hired as a hitman for
618
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
184.
Ah shame
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
63 near one of the potatoes
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
221.
/crime
You were caught stealing copper wire from an abandoned building and have been fined
451.
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
69
/crime
You attempted to rob the local bank and got caught by the police. You are fined
164
/cooldown
You do not have permission to use the set-cooldown command.
Missing: Manage server or Bot commander role
/crime
You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost
562.
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
297.
/work
You milk a cow for
73
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
0 on medical bills.
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
58 stashed inside one of them.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 14 minutes and 9 seconds.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
60.
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
175 for your hard work.
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
65
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
398
W
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
342
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 38 seconds.
/rob @velvet temple
You were caught attempting to rob kylesjewish, and have been fined
397.
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
63!
/crime
You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for
173.
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
389 and a sore ass.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
251.
/crime
You crack open a safe and shovel
550 into your pockets. These old people never learn.
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
83
/rob @merry warren
You were caught attempting to rob ashwasshere, and have been fined
421.
/crime
You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a
200 fine!
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
63
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @wet pelican
You attempted to rob ripster123, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You attempted to rob epe.com, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
That sux
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
83.
/crime
You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for
316
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
140 for your solid work.
/rob @ripe badger
You robbed
4 from jediefelamorte.
/work
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
66.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
91 ๐
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
76
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
72
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
61
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
261
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
92!
/slut
You found an extra
206 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/crime
You break into a toy store and steal all the teddy bears, selling them on the black market for
376