Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
142!
Reply #636331
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Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
142!
/crime
You got caught spray painting graffiti on a public building and have been fined
200.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
90
/crime
You steal a car and take it to the junkyard
269
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
216, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
82
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
0 to clean the stains.
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for
0
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
68.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
95
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
345.
/crime
You steal change from the homeless. You got
407
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
235 for your services.
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
67.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You were caught attempting to rob heyiexist, and have been fined
452.
/rob god
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - will_hunt07
2 - GM#6302
3 - 6oixante_9euf
4 - asstarion_
5 - joan_of_fucking_arc
6 - god7007
7 - nitchyyy
8 - spidertimelord
9 - minerva15739
10 - godofmonke_
godofmonke_
Cancelled command.
/rob Iron
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - ironwiz
2 - ironbelmont
3 - brickofiron
4 - Wolfy#3667
5 - nova_77
6 - shayba3891
7 - iron_cadet
8 - iron_man0661
9 - ir0nar
10 - ironbleeder
/rob Trey9713
Cancelled command.
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob trey9173
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
65 from donations
/work
You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make
66 for your dedication to laziness.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
69 in profits
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
84.
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
54
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
78
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
84
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
94. Good job.
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
146
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob KehKeh
You were caught attempting to rob kkhateslife, and have been fined
366.
what have i done to you
/crime
You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant
0
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 54 seconds.
/rob KehKeh
You robbed
67 from kkhateslife.
hehe
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
You have worked in the prison gardens for
100
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 38 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 4 seconds.
/rob crywalkerrr
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 56 minutes.
/sell-item
/rob inner4slot
You attempted to rob inner4slot, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Lmao
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
68
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
59
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
95
/crime
You tried to sell fake designer merchandise, but got caught and have been fined
663.
/crime
You steal a stop sign and sell it to a driver's education program for
454
/rob baine406
You were caught attempting to rob baine406, and have been fined
359.
You cannot commit a crime for 54 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
56
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
282
/bal baine406
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 51 minutes.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 56 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 17 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 48 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
92 from ad revenue.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 43 minutes and 3 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob EAT
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - inner4slot
2 - eatmyashbb
3 - Eat Your Dog#6145
4 - eaterofshorties
5 - eating men is good and twerk#7439
6 - EATMYASS#4093
7 - eaton5
Cancelled command.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 43 minutes.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 35 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 14 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 42 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn
81 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
73 off your performance.
/ work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
59.
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
370.
/crime
Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost
290.
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
55
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
67.
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
58 from donations
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 55 seconds.
/crime
You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you
258 for being a lazy ass person.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
52.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 42 seconds.
/crime
You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined
252.
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
121!
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
73
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
91
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
399 for the good time.
/crime
You successfully take furniture from the furniture store and sell it online for
461!
/work
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make
53.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
55
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 9 minutes and 13 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 3 minutes and 53 seconds.
/crime
You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for
529.
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
88.
/work
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn
54 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
/slut
You found an extra
189 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/crime
You walk down the street and find someone beating up an old man...so you decided to join in on the fun and get
519 from the man's wallet.
/work
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make
89 for your bravery and heroism.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 37 minutes and 44 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 37 minutes and 59 seconds.
/crime
The cops start chasing you, and
200 falls out of your pocket!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
54 in profits
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
241, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
58
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
82 for it.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
122.
/crime
You stole a dog and sold it to the old lady next door for
631
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 23 seconds.
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
181.
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
55
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You were caught illegally fishing and have been fined
420.
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
57!
/crime
You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at
476.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
277
/dep all
/crime
You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a
458 fine!
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
73
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
69
/work
You work as an onion chopper and get paid
65 for chopping onions in a restaurant.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
90
/rob squibthesquid
You were caught attempting to rob squibthesquid, and have been fined
237.
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
54
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
385 from the men.
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
85 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
85
/crime
Find some weed and sell it for
413
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
92
/crime
You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay
304 or go to jail.
go to jail
/crime
You need some extra cash for your drug habit. You break into the local dirty video store and rob them of
260! You also take a few "items" for yourself...
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
92
/crime
You steal a luxury yacht and sell it to a wealthy businessman for
453.
/rob .sp1d3r.
You robbed
35 from .sp1d3r..
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
159 for having your junk out.
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
63
/work
You work all day at the factory
85
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 25 minutes and 15 seconds.
/rob .sp1d3r.
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob .sp1d3r.
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 15 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
50
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
95.
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
131 to your Patreon!
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
57
/crime
You hack into a celebrity's social media account and sell access to it for
615.
You robbed
14 from trevorphilips0001.
Bitchass what
Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined
681
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 34 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 55 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 seconds.
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
64.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
85
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 47 minutes and 2 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 47 minutes and 56 seconds.
/work
You sell your crab for
93, you monster
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
210
/rob trevorphilips0001
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 minutes and 21 seconds.
/crime
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined
355
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
79
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
50
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
76
You whip it out and manage to rake in
224
/crime
You invaded a hangout party and stole
561
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
66
/crime
You parked in a handicap spot without a permit and have been fined
334.
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
46
/bal
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
95
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
333
You were caught poaching endangered wildlife and have been fined
420.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
84 though.
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
172 to have them cleaned
/crime
You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined
601
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
58 for your services.
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
166.
/work
You work as a professional bed tester and earn
52.
/crime
You steal a street sign and sell it to a collector for
253
/rob ironwiz
You were caught attempting to rob ironwiz, and have been fined
511.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
59
/work
You clean the chimney and find
57.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
54.
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
86
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
58 for your hard work
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
106 at you.
/crime
After many failed attempts, you decide to rob the orphanage, knowing that no one will help them. Upon arriving they are so excited to see a visitor your heart melts and you donate
566 to the orphanage.
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
88
/work
You repair the lights and receive
96
/work
You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid
56 for sorting jelly beans by color.
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
128 and a real sore hangover.
/crime
It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of
634 during the escape home. Better luck next time.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
50
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
178
/crime
An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined
490
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
99
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
348.
/crime
You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste
22 for more in game currency.
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
69
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
69
/crime
A sudden gust of wind blows away
0
/work
You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid
70 to dust off dinosaur fossils.
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
285 to fuck the girls inside.
/crime
You stole a couple rifles and sold it for
475
/crime
Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a
332 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
90
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
171.
/work
You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make
88 for your dedication to laziness.
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
330
/crime
You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined
566
/work
You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make
59 for spreading joy and happiness.
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
76.
/slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
129 to get it repaired.
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
91.
/work
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
79
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
172
/slut
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost
396
/work
You serve the customers and receive
84
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
58 was earned.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
87 on the ground.
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
161.
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
361.
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
90!
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
71.
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
387.
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
61
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a
396 fine!
/slut
You take it up the ass for
380
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
54 on the floor.
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
87 anyway.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
88.
/work
You were farming and earned
91
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
51
/crime
You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined
333 for sexual assault
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
97
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
139 trying to twerk.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
56.
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
255
/crime
The police randomly stop you and fine you
408
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
91
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
259 for public indecency.
/crime
Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose
494
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
62
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
269.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
67 though.
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
52 I think...
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
121 in one night.
/crime
Local crime lords remember you still owe a debt to them. You are robbed at gunpoint and lose
525.
Fuck
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
97
/WORK
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
79
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
395 fine!
/crime
You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost
674
/crime
While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay
403.
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
148!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
65.
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
64
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
63
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
256 at you.
/crime
You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined
341 .
/work
You drive women to the store for
51
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
68
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
309.
/crime
You loiter and are fined
407.
/crime
You sold drugs for
573
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
57.
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
344 in donations!
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
84
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
263.
/crime
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube that gets a lot of hits,
541 arrives in the mail the next day.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
50
/crime
You were caught feeding pigeons in a no-feeding zone and have been fined
346.
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
217 from the client
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
83
thats smth lyja would do
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
68.
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
126
thats smth lyja would do
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
66!
/work
You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn
84.
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
84
/crime
You're short when trying to pay for your food at Wawa, and take one too many pennies from their tips jar. Hang your head in shame and give
0 to make up for it
/work
You receive a check of
60 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid
72 for moving traffic cones on the road.
/crime
You break a window in New York for
637.
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
396 in order to keep quiet about it.
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
61 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
/work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
61 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
94
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
383
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 45 seconds.
/crime
You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined
350
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
63
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
212 on your way out of the locker room.
/crime
You rob a drug dealer and gain
419
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
61
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
123
/crime
You break into a jewellery store and steal a diamond, selling it to a pawn shop for
636
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
60 when you got back home
/crime
You storm the local police station and steal all their bribery money worth
581
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make
79 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
232
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
57 on the floor.
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
69
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
204 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/crime
You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn
260
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
82! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
339
/crime
Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a
425 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
87 for helping them out.
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
255 on medical bills.
/crime
You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of
258.
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
94.
/work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make
83 for your lack of effort.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 20 minutes and 30 seconds.
yo
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
77 to help fund the project!
/crime
You were caught lying at a truth or dare question! The fine is
419.
/slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
332 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
100
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
383 for the good time.
/crime
You steal a pink McLaren and sell it to Kim Kardashian for
429
/crime
You were caught using someone else's gym membership and have been fined
513.
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
137!
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
70
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a
0 fine!
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
62
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
253.
/crime
You were caught shoplifting a bag of chips and have been fined
358.
/crime
It's your lucky day! You found an unlocked bus and took out
328 from the box of fares.
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
102.
/ work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
54 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
87
/crime
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined
330
/slut
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined
213
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You work as a caterpillar walker and earn
95 for walking caterpillars on leaves.
/crime
While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost
295.
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
0 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
65.
/crime
You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined
676
/ slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
145 from you.
/work
You work all day at the factory
95
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
301 to fuck the girls inside.
/crime
You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back
576.
/work
You work as a professional tea taster and earn
96 for tasting different types of tea.
/work
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win
74.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
89
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
397 from you.
/crime
You were caught in the act, and fined
483
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
78
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
128.
/crime
Local crime lords remember you still owe a debt to them. You are robbed at gunpoint and lose
300.
/crime
You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost
325
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
57
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
116 and a real sore hangover.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
54
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 11 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 10 seconds.
/slut
You get paid
273 for crossdressing
/crime
You were caught hacking into someone's computer and have been fined
460.
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
87 for your struggles.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
81
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
286 for your services.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.
/crime
You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined
418
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
84
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/slut
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
183.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
92.
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
73
/crime
You steal
633 from your boss and didn't get caught.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
56.
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
251, have fun
/work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth
64.
/crime
You dabbed.
472 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
278
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
81
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/crime
You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole
81 from you!
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
106
/work
You worked and gained
58
/crime
You murdered your old CEO and found
354 in his jacket!
/money
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
100
/crime
/work
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 18 seconds.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/crime
You stole a fish and sell it second hand for
629
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
287 to clean the stains.
/crime
You managed to steal iPhone X and sold it for
466
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
84.
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
254 from the men.
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
250
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
71 from donations
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
107.
/crime
You were caught throwing litter out of your car window and have been fined
0.
/work
You work all day at the factory
70
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 21 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
61.
/work
You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make
100 for your insight into the future.
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
64
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
315 from the men.
/crime
You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a
200 fine!
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
93.
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
93
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
158.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
69.
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
58
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
354 for your solid work.
/work
You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning
57 as a reward.
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
256
LOL
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
52.
/slut
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
52.
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
68 for your contributions !
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
153
You commit a heist and manage to take
315
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
171 for the night.
/work
You become a game developer and raised
83 for charity.
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
275
/crime
You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined
435
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
56
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 46 seconds.
You see a man burying a dead body in the park. He pays you
254 to help him out.
You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost
276
You work as a beaver expert and earn
82
/work
69 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
119.
/crime
You parked in a handicap spot without a permit and have been fined
381.
I have a plan
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
98
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
54 off your new game.
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
345!
/crime
You hacked this server and got
267.
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
88
/crime
You robbed
280 from a convenience store.
/slut
An adult video site pays you
199 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/slut
You get paid
325 for crossdressing
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.
You invaded a hangout party and stole
633
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
85
/crime
You raided the enemy tribe and got
308
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid
62 for moving traffic cones on the road.
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
129
/crime
You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined
520
/work
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn
66 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
195 to fix your leg
/bal
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
58
/crime
You were caught making shitty memes and lost
339
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
172.
/crime
You steal a customer's lucky gold coin which you sell for
378.
/crime
You trip on a banana on your getaway, and get busted for
200!
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
0 on medical bills.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
73
/work
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
53 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
248
/crime
You were caught texting while driving and have been fined
327.
/work
You sell bananas for
86
/crime
You tried to smuggle illegal cheese across the border and got caught. You have been fined
676.
/slut
You earn
217 for giving some succ (the good kind)
You cannot be a slut for 29 minutes and 20 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 27 minutes and 16 seconds.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
91
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
80
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
267 to your Patreon!
/crime
You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for
533
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
81.
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
294
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
78!
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
84
/slut
You take it up the ass for
330
/work
You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make
55 for your insight into the future.
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
64!
/crime
You vandalised a public park and have been fined
562.
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
323!
/work
You work as a professional bed tester and earn
69.
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
100!
/crime
You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined
169
/bal
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
51 from selling drinks
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
137.
/crime
You break into a laboratory and steal a sample of a new virus, which you sell to a bioweapons organisation for
694.
/dep all
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
91, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/ work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
57
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
327 to fuck the girls inside.
/crime
As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your
408 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.