#back-room
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You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
94
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
70
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
253
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
242 fine!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
62.
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
88.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 33 seconds.
/crime
You lock pick a random house and steal some jewelry and sell it for
618
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 33 seconds.
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
167 went down your toilet
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
376.
You develop games and earn
62.
You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed
384 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
100 from ad revenue.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
83
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
60
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
70
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
324.
/work
You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn
70.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 42 minutes and 20 seconds.
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
97.
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
267, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
You were caught illegally fishing and have been fined
0.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
53
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 34 seconds.
/crime
You stole a package from your neighbour and sold it on the deep web for
396
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 54 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 6 seconds.
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
85.
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
80
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
94
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
190
/crime
You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined
490
π
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
65 from donations
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
250
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
93
/crime
You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed
0
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
52 for it.
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
122
/crime
Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts
408 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.
/slut
Thatβs not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
307 in hospital fees.
/crime
You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you
517.
Oof
π¦
/slut
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
200.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.
/crime
You rob a wild bank and manage to steal
657
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
50
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
73 from your peers.
/crime
You were caught trespassing onto a construction site and have been fined
200.
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
56!
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
132 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
63
/crime
You got caught spray painting graffiti on a public building and have been fined
63.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 33 seconds.
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
387
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
265 in total.
/work
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make
91.
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
72
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 48 minutes and 58 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 44 minutes and 17 seconds.
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
98
/crime
You steal the Queen's crown and sell it on the black market for
544
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
97
/work
You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make
74 for your skills in temporal navigation.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 31 seconds.
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
66
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
245.
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
91 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/work
You work as an onion chopper and get paid
73 for chopping onions in a restaurant.
/crime
You hacked into the bank and received
426 and an invitation to Anonymous
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
235!
/work
You found
96 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
192
/crime
In the guise of darkness you break into a home to steal jewelry worth
467
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
79 to help fund the project!
/crime
You were caught vandalising and were fined
279
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 56 seconds.
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
64
/work
While you were searching for PokΓ©mon in the tall grass, you found
83!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 39 minutes and 57 seconds.
/work
You work as a fake bus passenger and earn
92 for filling up empty seats on the bus.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 43 seconds.
/slut
You get
271 through donations on your cam stream.
yuhhh
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 28 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 15 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make
90.
/crime
You hacked your parent's bank account and made
658.
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
67
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
95 stashed inside one of them.
/crime
You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got
357 taken away from you!
naww
You battled and gained
75.
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
253.
You hack into a celebrity's social media account and sell access to it for
485.
/work
You sell bananas for
70
/crime
You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty
376 fine
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
353
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
89
/crime
You rob a nearby corner store for
412
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
264.
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
315
/crime
You lock pick a random house and steal some jewelry and sell it for
346
/work
You found
73 on the floor.
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
60
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
96
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
82.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 38 seconds.
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
168.
Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined
673
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
78
/work
You take part in a medical research study and get paid
95 for your participation.
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
87
/crime
You were caught throwing litter out of your car window and have been fined
683.
/slut
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined
216
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
92
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
79
/crime
You slap someone with a fish, and steal all their money. You grab
458
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
375
My luck saves me again
/ work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
83 for your team winning!
/slut
You earn
357 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
73
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
134!
/crime
You sneak into a hotel room and steal the minibar, selling the contents for
682
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
72.
/crime
You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of
200!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.
FUCK
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined
394
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
165
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
232
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
78!
/crime
You rob a squirrel of his nuts and pawn them for
621
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
87
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 9 seconds.
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
86 when you got back home
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make
85.
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
143.
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
50.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
109 at you.
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
57
/slut
/crime
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
257
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
327.
BRO
/crime
You found
348 under your bus seat. Shhh! Don't tell anyone.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes.
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
99
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 51 seconds.
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
63 for watching.
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
94 for a good job.
/work
You worked and gained
77
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 32 minutes and 33 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 32 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 42 seconds.
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
53
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
75 from donations
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
63
/slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
144
/crime
You tried to cheat at a casino and have been fined
0.
/crime
It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of
200 during the escape home. Better luck next time.
im on -200$ already π
/work
You work as a model and earn
61
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
71
/crime
After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for
370.
/bal
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
56.
You dress up as a clown and rob a bank, managing to escape with
581
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
99.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 17 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
76
/crime
You steal a famous celebrity's wig and sell it on eBay for
286
/slut
Your friend pays you
265 for you to worship her feet
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
78
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
81
/crime
You were caught lying at a truth or dare question! The fine is
514.
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
332
/work
You work as a model and earn
66
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
71
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 39 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
78
/crime
Your friend said that you couldn't steal the Mona Lisa, so to prove them wrong you stole the Mona Lisa and sold it for
691
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
321
/work
81 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
65
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
94!
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
88
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
185
/crime
You rob a loyal nobleman's house while he was out for brunch with another nobleman. You find
621 worth of assets.
/work
You serve the customers and receive
76
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
63 to help fund the project!
/work
You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make
74 for spreading joy and happiness.
/crime
You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost
394
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
250
/work
You work as an egg and earn
94
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
86
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 19 minutes and 39 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 19 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
54.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 58 seconds.
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
97.
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
178
/crime
You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to
396
/work
You milk a cow for
72
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
55
/crime
You sneak into a zoo and steal a penguin, selling it on the black market for
503
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
242
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
171
Your level got featured epic and you won
64
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
127 and a sore ass.
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
69
/crime
You were caught spray painting "free hugs" on a building and have been fined
425.
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
187 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
81
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
81 in profits
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
99.
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
255
/work
You serve the customers and receive
50
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
91
/work
You got out of bed. Have
88
/slut
Youβve been drugged! When you wake up youβve lost
248
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
91
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
158.
/crime
You steal a fire hydrant and sell it to a scrap yard for
637
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
57
/work
You take part in a medical research study and get paid
77 for your participation.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 8 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
72
/crime
You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined
193
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
0 on medical bills.
/work
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn
78 for your participation.
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
90
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
58
/crime
While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined
284
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
225, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/crime
You impersonate a police officer and steal confiscated drugs, selling them for
516
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
79
/crime
You managed to steal iPhone X and sold it for
591
/slut
You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 31 seconds.
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
343 from the men.
/crime
You stole a package from your neighbour and sold it on the deep web for
583
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
84
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
58
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
85
/slut
You shouldnβt put that inside you... pay
359 to get it out
/crime
You find some farming tools and steal a few when people aren't looking and sell them to a farmer for
511
You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined
337
You give excellent head and earn a solid
219.
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
66
/work
You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make
99 for spreading joy and happiness.
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
52
/crime
You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them
700 in damages.
/slut
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay
368 for a new one.
You rob a convenience store for
338
You get
105 through donations on your cam stream.
You did a fundraiser and raised
80
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
95
/crime
You bombed Antarctica and received
441
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
159.
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
53
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
266.
/crime
You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay
568 in hospital expenses...
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
50 for your work.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 32 minutes and 34 seconds.
/slut
You rake in
226, but your butthole will never be the same...
Last time I got a actressπ«
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
92
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
269
/crime
You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined
481 .
/crime
You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed
87
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
382!
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
92
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
64
/crime
You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for
317
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
326 on medical bills.
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
86
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really donβt lie. You earn
64.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 13 minutes and 36 seconds.
You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined
484
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
163!
You make a living selling weed for
75 a day
/work
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make
98.
/slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
333 to get it repaired.
You plagiarised a school project and have been given a
496 fine.
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
97.
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
53 out of pity.
/crime
You sneak into a museum and steal a dinosaur skeleton, which you sell to a private collector for
545.
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
106.
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
94
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
89. Congrats!
/crime
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
691 to dodge death.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
197 for the night.
/crime
You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined
554.
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
87.
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
191.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
88 π
/crime
You manage to slip some gemstones into your pockets when the store owner isn't looking, selling them later for
514.
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
98
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
57
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
56
/work
You work as a professional bed tester and earn
58.
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
269 in one night.
/crime
You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost
366
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
68.
You clean off the chairs and get paid
77
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
231.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
213 for the good time.
/crime
You were caught using a stolen credit card to buy things online and have been fined
490.
/crime
You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them
37 in damages.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 19 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 31 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 20 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 23 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 27 seconds.
/work
You receive a check of
68 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
93
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
75.
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
371
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
77
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
192 for public indecency.
Die
/work
You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make
90 for your dedication to dental hygiene.
You were caught in the act, and fined
90
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
0
/work
You work as the president and earn
75
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
316 for the night.
/crime
You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole
391 from you!
/ work
You serve the customers and receive
73
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
254.
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
77
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
75!
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
96
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
88
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
61 as in return!
/work
You worked and gained
56
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
70!
/crime
Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose
293
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
73
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
221
/crime
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined
355
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
61 on the floor.
/crime
You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined
261.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 17 seconds.
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
206.
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
78
What is this even for?
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
85
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
88 from your peers.
/work
You gave yourself
88 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/crime
You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose
610 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
191
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
93 out of pity.
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
192 from the men.
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 8 seconds.
/crime
You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for
485.
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
188
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
73
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
65
/work
You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make
52 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.
/crime
You hack into a celebrity's social media account and sell access to it for
264.
/work
You work as a pet food taster and earn
81.
You fucked up, and have been fined
392
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
51.
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
317.
/crime
You hack into a bank account and transfer
374 to your own account
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
77
/slut
You rake in
116, but your butthole will never be the same...
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
97
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 53 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
52.
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
60!
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
390
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
53
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
83 from ad revenue.
Lie. No-one has ever made money with tumblr. Not even tumblr made money with tumblr
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
67. Congrats!
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
60
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
97.
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
71.
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
80
/work
You battled and gained
96.
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
91 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 36 seconds.
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
176
/crime
You steal a statue from a public park and sell it to a collector for
610
/dep all
/work
You hastily wipe down the cafΓ© counters. Your boss pays you
54.
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
340.
Aw man
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
92!
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
52 for helping them out.
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
175
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
94
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
86
/work
You work as a professional bed tester and earn
54.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
91
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
77
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
152
/crime
You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a
229 fine.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
84
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
196
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
72.
/work
You work as a fake bus passenger and earn
94 for filling up empty seats on the bus.
/crime
You held the planet ransom with nukes for
481
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
119 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/work
You sell bananas for
97
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
69
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
84 for it!
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
154!
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
93
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
372
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
83
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
88
/crime
You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you
389 for attempted murder.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 29 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 57 seconds.
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
60.
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
354
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
58
/slut
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
198.
/crime
A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is
301
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
89 worth of scrap.
/with 200
/crime
You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost
12
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 51 minutes.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 11 seconds.
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
77
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
64
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
319.
/crime
You find a wallet on the ground containing
521. You pick it up and look at the ID inside. You see the man on the ID card running around frantically looking for said wallet. You pocket the wallet and walk away.
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
77
/work
You work all day at the factory
63
/work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make
62 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
/crime
You impersonate a delivery driver and steal packages, selling the contents for
547
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
98.
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
89
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
367.
/crime
You were caught vandalising a car and have been fined
585.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 41 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 44 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 37 seconds.
/crime
You steal a statue from a public park and sell it to a collector for
311
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
73
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
106
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
50
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
261.
/crime
You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is
282.
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
84 strewn about between the seats!
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
311
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
98 for watching.
/crime
You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined
409
/slut
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay
327 for a new one.
/crime
The cops start chasing you, and
283 falls out of your pocket!
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
75
/crime
You steal
523 from your boss and didn't get caught.
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
87.
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
99 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
50
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
59.
/crime
The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate
0
/work
You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid
92 for sorting jelly beans by color.
/crime
Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined
94
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
0 to restock.
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
79
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
52
/crime
The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for
653.
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
356.
/slut
You earn
167 for giving some succ (the good kind)
rrhaerg
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
81
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
88
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
391
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
67
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
78.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
382 at you.
/crime
You bombed Antarctica and received
310
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
96
/slut
You get paid
111 for crossdressing
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
98
/crime
You rob a drug dealer and gain
336
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 2 seconds.
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
54 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
99 for your team winning!
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
97, it must be your lucky day!
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
301 for the good time.
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
65
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 30 minutes and 3 seconds.
/work
You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make
68 for your insight into the future.
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
47 to have them cleaned
/crime
You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined
0
/work
A drunk man pays you
68 to walk backwards.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 9 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
65 for your work.
/crime
You steal a stop sign and sell it to a driver's education program for
350
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
231
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
0 for public indecency.
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
55 out of pity.
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
66.
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
292 for surgery.
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
80
/crime
You set fire to Starbucks and steal all the coffee worth
667
/slut
