#back-room | Red Dead Redemption 2 | Page 99

crimson frost Jan 12, 2024, 11:45 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 12, 2024, 11:45 PM

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squibthesquid

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make Cash 67 for your vivid imagination.

crimson frost Jan 12, 2024, 11:45 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 12, 2024, 11:45 PM

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squibthesquid

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 22 minutes and 40 seconds.

crimson frost Jan 12, 2024, 11:45 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 12, 2024, 11:45 PM

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squibthesquid

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 22 minutes and 11 seconds.

ripe badger Jan 12, 2024, 11:46 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 12, 2024, 11:46 PM

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realkermitfn

You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you Cash 101.

ripe badger Jan 12, 2024, 11:46 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 12, 2024, 11:46 PM

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realkermitfn

You host a fine wine tasting event and get Cash 77

ripe badger Jan 12, 2024, 11:46 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 12, 2024, 11:46 PM

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realkermitfn

You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined Cash 281 .

broken sorrel Jan 13, 2024, 12:34 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 12:34 AM

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baine406

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odd tree Jan 13, 2024, 12:39 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 12:39 AM

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mariomancreator

You gave yourself Cash 50 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

odd tree Jan 13, 2024, 12:39 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 12:39 AM

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mariomancreator

You work for a Mexican cartel and make Cash 447

broken sorrel Jan 13, 2024, 1:34 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 1:34 AM

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baine406

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you Cash 64

snow zephyr Jan 13, 2024, 2:43 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 2:43 AM

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drux_53860

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you Cash 73.

snow zephyr Jan 13, 2024, 2:43 AM

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/help

crimson frost Jan 13, 2024, 3:32 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 3:32 AM

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squibthesquid

You work as a janitor and earn Cash 60

crimson frost Jan 13, 2024, 3:32 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 3:32 AM

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squibthesquid

You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined Cash 426

crimson frost Jan 13, 2024, 3:32 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 3:32 AM

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squibthesquid

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snow zephyr Jan 13, 2024, 3:49 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 3:49 AM

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drux_53860

You work hard all day and your boss pays you Cash 60 after the pizzeria closes down.

snow zephyr Jan 13, 2024, 3:49 AM

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/work

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 3:50 AM

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drux_53860

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 39 seconds.

snow zephyr Jan 13, 2024, 3:50 AM

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/beg

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/rob

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 3:50 AM

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drux_53860

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

snow zephyr Jan 13, 2024, 3:50 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 3:50 AM

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drux_53860

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crimson frost Jan 13, 2024, 4:21 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 4:21 AM

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squibthesquid

You work as a wine taster and earn Cash 51

crimson frost Jan 13, 2024, 4:21 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 4:21 AM

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squibthesquid

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 21 seconds.

crimson frost Jan 13, 2024, 4:21 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 4:21 AM

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squibthesquid

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 11 minutes and 5 seconds.

crimson frost Jan 13, 2024, 6:17 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 6:17 AM

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squibthesquid

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned Cash 50.

crimson frost Jan 13, 2024, 6:18 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 6:18 AM

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squibthesquid

Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined Cash 101.

crimson frost Jan 13, 2024, 6:18 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 6:18 AM

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squibthesquid

You start up a detective service for a few days, but when you finally get business you end up robbing your client for Cash 367.

broken sorrel Jan 13, 2024, 11:24 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 11:24 AM

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baine406

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn Cash 77

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 12:13 PM

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olivermckay

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn Cash 87

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olivermckay

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of Cash 179!

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olivermckay

You vandalised a public park and have been fined Cash 486.

broken sorrel Jan 13, 2024, 1:20 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 1:20 PM

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baine406

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you Cash 76

ripe badger Jan 13, 2024, 5:11 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 5:11 PM

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realkermitfn

You work as a parkour specialist and earn Cash 82

ripe badger Jan 13, 2024, 5:11 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 5:11 PM

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realkermitfn

You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined Cash 142

ripe badger Jan 13, 2024, 5:11 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 5:11 PM

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realkermitfn

You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined Cash 530

hard elm Jan 13, 2024, 5:13 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 5:13 PM

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thor101045

You battled and gained Cash 79.

hard elm Jan 13, 2024, 5:15 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 5:15 PM

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thor101045

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 10 seconds.

hard elm Jan 13, 2024, 5:16 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 5:16 PM

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thor101045

You take it up the ass for Cash 116

upper ravine Jan 13, 2024, 6:37 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 6:37 PM

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.getgriddy

You were caught using someone else's gym membership and have been fined Cash 136.

upper ravine Jan 13, 2024, 6:38 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 6:38 PM

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.getgriddy

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent Cash 342 to your Patreon

upper ravine Jan 13, 2024, 6:38 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 6:38 PM

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.getgriddy

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broken sorrel Jan 13, 2024, 7:46 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 7:46 PM

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baine406

You clean off the counters and get paid Cash 75

upper ravine Jan 13, 2024, 8:01 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 8:01 PM

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.getgriddy

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped Cash 171

upper ravine Jan 13, 2024, 8:01 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 8:01 PM

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.getgriddy

After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined Cash 371 but you really don't remember.

upper ravine Jan 13, 2024, 8:01 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 8:01 PM

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.getgriddy

Just take the Cash 70 and go...

raw crystal Jan 13, 2024, 11:02 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 11:02 PM

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darkshadowmann

You sold fish sandwiches and earned Cash 58 in profits

raw crystal Jan 13, 2024, 11:02 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 11:02 PM

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darkshadowmann

You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste Cash 258 on getting high.

raw crystal Jan 13, 2024, 11:02 PM

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/balance

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 13, 2024, 11:03 PM

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darkshadowmann

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you Cash 321 for the good time.

south hinge Jan 14, 2024, 12:23 AM

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silent gale

💀💀

crimson frost Jan 14, 2024, 2:29 AM

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/wokr

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 2:29 AM

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squibthesquid

You work as a professional sleeper and earn Cash 73

crimson frost Jan 14, 2024, 2:29 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 2:29 AM

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squibthesquid

You pickpocket a man/woman. You manage to get Cash 270.

crimson frost Jan 14, 2024, 2:29 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 2:29 AM

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squibthesquid

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you Cash 273 for your solid work.

crimson frost Jan 14, 2024, 4:11 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 4:11 AM

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squibthesquid

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you Cash 59.

crimson frost Jan 14, 2024, 4:11 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 4:11 AM

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squibthesquid

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for Cash 244... yikes

crimson frost Jan 14, 2024, 4:11 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 4:11 AM

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squibthesquid

You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined Cash 548

hasty yarrow Jan 14, 2024, 4:21 AM

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Come urgently, Arthur is being cursed very badly here.

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Those who want to come to the server and open the full RDR broadcast, send me a message.

crimson frost Jan 14, 2024, 4:47 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 4:47 AM

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squibthesquid

You sell your crab for Cash 57, you monster

crimson frost Jan 14, 2024, 4:47 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 4:47 AM

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squibthesquid

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 56 seconds.

crimson frost Jan 14, 2024, 5:28 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 5:28 AM

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squibthesquid

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money Cash 77

crimson frost Jan 14, 2024, 5:28 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 5:28 AM

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squibthesquid

You do a good deepthroating and earn Cash 360 from the client

crimson frost Jan 14, 2024, 5:28 AM

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/crim

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 5:28 AM

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squibthesquid

You were caught shoplifting a bag of chips and have been fined Cash 353.

crimson frost Jan 14, 2024, 5:47 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 5:47 AM

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squibthesquid

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn Cash 86

crimson frost Jan 14, 2024, 5:47 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 5:47 AM

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squibthesquid

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 40 minutes and 48 seconds.

crimson frost Jan 14, 2024, 8:02 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 8:02 AM

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squibthesquid

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned Cash 70!

crimson frost Jan 14, 2024, 8:02 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 8:02 AM

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squibthesquid

You fucked up, and have been fined Cash 242

crimson frost Jan 14, 2024, 8:02 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 8:02 AM

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squibthesquid

You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a Cash 318 fine.

ripe badger Jan 14, 2024, 8:34 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 8:34 AM

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do_you_know_rick_grimes

You tried to smuggle illegal cheese across the border and got caught. You have been fined Cash 200.

hard elm Jan 14, 2024, 9:31 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 9:31 AM

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thor101045

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn Cash 78

hard elm Jan 14, 2024, 9:31 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 9:31 AM

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thor101045

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icy lichen Jan 14, 2024, 11:00 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 11:00 AM

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nooobby_dduck

You bake cupcakes and receive Cash 99

icy lichen Jan 14, 2024, 11:00 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 11:00 AM

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nooobby_dduck

You work at the strip club and earn Cash 188.

icy lichen Jan 14, 2024, 11:00 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 11:00 AM

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nooobby_dduck

You were caught making shitty memes and lost Cash 601

icy lichen Jan 14, 2024, 11:00 AM

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bru

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 1:35 PM

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olivermckay

You worked and gained Cash 85

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olivermckay

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained Cash 320 for your hard work.

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olivermckay

You were caught driving a car with expired license plates and have been fined Cash 568.

fading ether Jan 14, 2024, 2:34 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 2:34 PM

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steaksauce1501

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn Cash 79

fading ether Jan 14, 2024, 2:34 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 2:34 PM

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steaksauce1501

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash 307.

fading ether Jan 14, 2024, 2:34 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 2:34 PM

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steaksauce1501

You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a Cash 303 fine!

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 4:03 PM

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olivermckay

You sell naked photos of yourself online for Cash 171.

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olivermckay

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get Cash 92

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olivermckay

You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay Cash 612 to clean it up.

formal violet Jan 14, 2024, 4:38 PM

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skeletoncowboy

broken sorrel Jan 14, 2024, 4:39 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 4:39 PM

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baine406

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you Cash 92

formal violet Jan 14, 2024, 4:40 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 4:40 PM

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mut._.

You work as the namer of clouds and earn Cash 94

finite musk Jan 14, 2024, 4:55 PM

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!work

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 4:55 PM

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cosmo235637

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn Cash 77

finite musk Jan 14, 2024, 4:55 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 4:55 PM

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cosmo235637

You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you Cash 281!

finite musk Jan 14, 2024, 4:55 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 4:55 PM

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cosmo235637

You tried to sell fake designer merchandise, but got caught and have been fined Cash 558.

finite musk Jan 14, 2024, 4:56 PM

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Fuck

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/bal

grim bloom Jan 14, 2024, 4:56 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 4:56 PM

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hej69420

You mug a hobo on the street and manage to get Cash 578

grim bloom Jan 14, 2024, 4:56 PM

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#636189

grim bloom Jan 14, 2024, 4:57 PM

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silent gale

#636189

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/with 150

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/withdraw 150

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/with all

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/withdraw

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 4:58 PM

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hej69420

Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of Cash 369!

grim bloom Jan 14, 2024, 4:58 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 4:58 PM

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hej69420

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 48 seconds.

grim bloom Jan 14, 2024, 4:59 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 4:59 PM

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hej69420

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash 80

grim bloom Jan 14, 2024, 5:01 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 5:01 PM

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hej69420

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 36 seconds.

grim bloom Jan 14, 2024, 5:01 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 5:01 PM

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hej69420

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 28 seconds.

grim bloom Jan 14, 2024, 6:03 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 6:03 PM

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hej69420

You impersonate a delivery driver and steal packages, selling the contents for Cash 441

twilit niche Jan 14, 2024, 6:13 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 6:13 PM

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perturbabe

You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn Cash 53

twilit niche Jan 14, 2024, 6:13 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 6:13 PM

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perturbabe

You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed Cash 308.

crimson frost Jan 14, 2024, 7:09 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 7:09 PM

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squibthesquid

You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make Cash 61.

crimson frost Jan 14, 2024, 7:09 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 7:09 PM

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squibthesquid

She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her Cash 156.

broken sorrel Jan 14, 2024, 9:08 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 9:08 PM

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baine406

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make Cash 97 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

crimson frost Jan 14, 2024, 11:54 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 11:54 PM

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squibthesquid

You host a fine wine tasting event and get Cash 51

crimson frost Jan 14, 2024, 11:54 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 11:54 PM

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squibthesquid

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay Cash 151

crimson frost Jan 14, 2024, 11:54 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 14, 2024, 11:54 PM

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squibthesquid

You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined Cash 68

ripe badger Jan 15, 2024, 12:41 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 12:41 AM

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phantomlord2372

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn Cash 93!

ripe badger Jan 15, 2024, 12:41 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 12:41 AM

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phantomlord2372

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with Cash 121.

wintry stag Jan 15, 2024, 12:45 AM

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/rob

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 12:45 AM

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lestergrimes1

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

wintry stag Jan 15, 2024, 12:45 AM

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/rob @serene crater

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 12:45 AM

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lestergrimes1

xmark You were caught attempting to rob flappytacolips, and have been fined Cash 200.

wintry stag Jan 15, 2024, 12:45 AM

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/slut @serene crater

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 12:45 AM

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lestergrimes1

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with Cash 0.

serene crater Jan 15, 2024, 12:46 AM

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/rob @wintry stag

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 12:46 AM

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flappytacolips

xmark You've been fined Cash 208 for trying to rob a poor person.

wintry stag Jan 15, 2024, 12:46 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 12:46 AM

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lestergrimes1

You were caught trespassing onto a construction site and have been fined Cash 0.

serene crater Jan 15, 2024, 12:46 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 12:46 AM

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flappytacolips

You break into a science lab and steal an experimental formula, selling it to a pharmaceutical company for Cash 479

wintry stag Jan 15, 2024, 12:46 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 12:46 AM

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lestergrimes1

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 46 seconds.

wintry stag Jan 15, 2024, 12:46 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 12:46 AM

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lestergrimes1

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of Cash 78 😃

wintry stag Jan 15, 2024, 12:46 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 12:46 AM

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lestergrimes1

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

inner dagger Jan 15, 2024, 1:11 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 1:11 AM

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alcapone8410

You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined Cash 646!

inner dagger Jan 15, 2024, 1:11 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 1:11 AM

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alcapone8410

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in Cash 256

inner dagger Jan 15, 2024, 1:11 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 1:11 AM

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alcapone8410

A drunk man pays you Cash 58 to walk backwards.

inner dagger Jan 15, 2024, 1:14 AM

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/rob @ripe badger

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 1:14 AM

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alcapone8410

xmark You attempted to rob phantomlord2372, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

inner dagger Jan 15, 2024, 1:14 AM

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sorry CowbreadBlush

crimson frost Jan 15, 2024, 3:36 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 3:36 AM

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squibthesquid

You clean the chimney and find Cash 64.

crimson frost Jan 15, 2024, 3:36 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 3:36 AM

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squibthesquid

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you Cash 64.

crimson frost Jan 15, 2024, 3:36 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 3:36 AM

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squibthesquid

You were caught using someone else's gym membership and have been fined Cash 0.

crimson frost Jan 15, 2024, 5:44 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 5:44 AM

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squibthesquid

You receive a check of Cash 89 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

crimson frost Jan 15, 2024, 5:44 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 5:44 AM

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squibthesquid

You were caught dumping trash illegally and have been fined Cash 89.

crimson frost Jan 15, 2024, 5:44 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 5:44 AM

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squibthesquid

You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse, Cash 0 went down your toilet

exotic shadow Jan 15, 2024, 5:51 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 5:51 AM

#

arcll

You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined Cash 200 .

exotic shadow Jan 15, 2024, 5:51 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 5:51 AM

#

arcll

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you Cash 341!

exotic shadow Jan 15, 2024, 5:51 AM

#

/slut

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 5:51 AM

#

arcll

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.

exotic shadow Jan 15, 2024, 5:51 AM

#

awwwww

verbal cypress Jan 15, 2024, 5:59 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 5:59 AM

#

waylesss

You help an old lady cross the road, Cash 323 falls out of her purse and you take it!

verbal cypress Jan 15, 2024, 5:59 AM

#

Let’s gooo

exotic shadow Jan 15, 2024, 6:42 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 6:42 AM

#

arcll

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 9 minutes and 16 seconds.

exotic shadow Jan 15, 2024, 6:42 AM

#

awww

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 6:42 AM

#

arcll

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 9 minutes and 6 seconds.

exotic shadow Jan 15, 2024, 6:42 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 6:42 AM

#

arcll

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got Cash 58 for it!

crimson frost Jan 15, 2024, 6:46 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 6:46 AM

#

squibthesquid

You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay Cash 0 for damages

crimson frost Jan 15, 2024, 6:46 AM

#

/wirk

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 6:46 AM

#

squibthesquid

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make Cash 71 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

crimson frost Jan 15, 2024, 6:46 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 6:46 AM

#

squibthesquid

You give excellent head and earn a solid Cash 137.

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 8:17 AM

#

olivermckay

You licked SpongeBob's feet for Cash 227!

#

olivermckay

You work as the namer of clouds and earn Cash 86

#

olivermckay

The local street gang pays you Cash 666 after helping them beat an innocent citizen

digital blaze Jan 15, 2024, 8:27 AM

#

bro made bank thats crazy

robust trellis Jan 15, 2024, 9:55 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 9:55 AM

#

something.mp3

You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to Cash 0.

robust trellis Jan 15, 2024, 9:56 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 9:56 AM

#

something.mp3

Your level got featured epic and you won Cash 76

robust trellis Jan 15, 2024, 9:56 AM

#

/steal

#

/rob

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 9:56 AM

#

something.mp3

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

robust trellis Jan 15, 2024, 9:56 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 9:56 AM

#

something.mp3

You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined Cash 76

robust trellis Jan 15, 2024, 9:56 AM

#

Bruh

midnight ferry Jan 15, 2024, 11:28 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 11:28 AM

#

next_year_ago

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn Cash 70!

midnight ferry Jan 15, 2024, 11:28 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 11:28 AM

#

next_year_ago

You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined Cash 316.

midnight ferry Jan 15, 2024, 11:28 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 11:28 AM

#

next_year_ago

You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you Cash 312.

robust trellis Jan 15, 2024, 12:16 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 12:16 PM

#

something.mp3

She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her Cash 0.

robust trellis Jan 15, 2024, 12:16 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 12:16 PM

#

something.mp3

You find a trading vulnerability in a game and duplicate inventory for which you sell and earn Cash 698

robust trellis Jan 15, 2024, 12:17 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 12:17 PM

#

something.mp3

You went to work and gained Cash 90

robust trellis Jan 15, 2024, 12:31 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 12:31 PM

#

something.mp3

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned Cash 77

icy lichen Jan 15, 2024, 12:32 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 12:32 PM

#

nooobby_dduck

You work as a police officer and earn Cash 68

icy lichen Jan 15, 2024, 12:32 PM

#

/wob

#

/rob

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 12:32 PM

#

nooobby_dduck

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

icy lichen Jan 15, 2024, 12:32 PM

#

/cri,e

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 12:32 PM

#

nooobby_dduck

You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined Cash 68

broken sorrel Jan 15, 2024, 12:59 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 12:59 PM

#

baine406

You worked hard at Burger King and earned Cash 68

broken sorrel Jan 15, 2024, 2:38 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 2:38 PM

#

baine406

You work as an ear cleaner and earn Cash 62

hard elm Jan 15, 2024, 2:48 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 2:48 PM

#

thor101045

You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make Cash 94 for your skills in temporal navigation.

hard elm Jan 15, 2024, 2:48 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 2:48 PM

#

thor101045

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you Cash 400.

hard elm Jan 15, 2024, 2:48 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 2:48 PM

#

thor101045

Your rent is due. You send a check for Cash 335.

broken sorrel Jan 15, 2024, 2:54 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 2:54 PM

#

baine406

You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you Cash 69.

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 3:38 PM

#

aarmek

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

#

aarmek

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

#

aarmek

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

heavy halo Jan 15, 2024, 3:41 PM

#

/rob baine406

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 3:41 PM

#

aarmek

xmark You were caught attempting to rob baine406, and have been fined Cash 239.

heavy halo Jan 15, 2024, 3:41 PM

#

/deposit

#

/rob something.mp3

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 3:43 PM

#

aarmek

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.

heavy halo Jan 15, 2024, 3:43 PM

#

F

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 3:43 PM

#

aarmek

You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined Cash 0

heavy halo Jan 15, 2024, 3:43 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 3:43 PM

#

aarmek

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 45 seconds.

heavy halo Jan 15, 2024, 3:43 PM

#

/roulette

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 3:43 PM

#

aarmek

You work as an eel ecologist and earn Cash 58

heavy halo Jan 15, 2024, 3:44 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 3:44 PM

#

aarmek

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.

heavy halo Jan 15, 2024, 3:44 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 3:44 PM

#

aarmek

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you Cash 307.

heavy halo Jan 15, 2024, 3:46 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 3:46 PM

#

aarmek

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 17 seconds.

heavy halo Jan 15, 2024, 3:46 PM

#

/shop

#

/buy

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 3:54 PM

#

aarmek

You work for a private military company, earning Cash 88

heavy halo Jan 15, 2024, 3:54 PM

#

/item buy

#

/item store

#

/store

hard elm Jan 15, 2024, 4:26 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 4:26 PM

#

thor101045

You work as a street performer and earn Cash 67

hard elm Jan 15, 2024, 4:27 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 4:27 PM

#

thor101045

You shake what your momma gave you for Cash 361.

crimson frost Jan 15, 2024, 4:28 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 4:28 PM

#

squibthesquid

You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning Cash 64 as a reward.

crimson frost Jan 15, 2024, 4:28 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 4:28 PM

#

squibthesquid

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him Cash 154.

crimson frost Jan 15, 2024, 4:28 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 4:28 PM

#

squibthesquid

You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got Cash 118 taken away from you!

broken sorrel Jan 15, 2024, 5:34 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 5:34 PM

#

baine406

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make Cash 79

gritty turtle Jan 15, 2024, 6:09 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 6:09 PM

#

akcay#3677

A sudden gust of wind blows Cash 87 in your direction.

gritty turtle Jan 15, 2024, 6:09 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 6:09 PM

#

akcay#3677

That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay Cash 138 in hospital fees.

gritty turtle Jan 15, 2024, 6:10 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 6:10 PM

#

akcay#3677

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 36 seconds.

lunar knoll Jan 15, 2024, 6:10 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 6:10 PM

#

eren_jeager3997

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you Cash 147 on your way out of the locker room.

gritty turtle Jan 15, 2024, 6:10 PM

#

/rob

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 6:10 PM

#

akcay#3677

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

gritty turtle Jan 15, 2024, 6:10 PM

#

/rob eren_jeager3997

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 6:10 PM

#

akcay#3677

xmark You were caught attempting to rob eren_jeager3997, and have been fined Cash 158.

violet gulch Jan 15, 2024, 6:14 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 6:14 PM

#

iambatman1912

You managed to get with a famous actress for Cash 397

violet gulch Jan 15, 2024, 6:15 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 6:15 PM

#

iambatman1912

You work as a professional worker and earn Cash 84.

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 7:04 PM

#

atmosk99

You work as a cunning linguist and earn Cash 327

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 8:20 PM

#

olivermckay

You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of Cash 140

#

olivermckay

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you Cash 69

#

olivermckay

You were caught using a stolen credit card to buy things online and have been fined Cash 331.

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 8:40 PM

#

atmosk99

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received Cash 77!

upper ravine Jan 15, 2024, 8:44 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 8:44 PM

#

.getgriddy

Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra Cash 70.

upper ravine Jan 15, 2024, 8:44 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 8:44 PM

#

.getgriddy

You suggest something good and get rewarded Cash 56

upper ravine Jan 15, 2024, 8:44 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 8:44 PM

#

.getgriddy

You steal a rare book from a library and sell it to a collector for Cash 547.

broken sorrel Jan 15, 2024, 10:25 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 10:25 PM

#

baine406

You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays Cash 69 for your services.

broken sorrel Jan 15, 2024, 11:13 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 15, 2024, 11:13 PM

#

baine406

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make Cash 99 from ad revenue.

broken sorrel Jan 16, 2024, 12:13 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 12:13 AM

#

baine406

You host a fine wine tasting event and get Cash 77

crimson frost Jan 16, 2024, 12:26 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 12:26 AM

#

squibthesquid

You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you Cash 85.

crimson frost Jan 16, 2024, 12:26 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 12:26 AM

#

squibthesquid

You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a Cash 85 fine!

crimson frost Jan 16, 2024, 12:26 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 12:26 AM

#

squibthesquid

You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was Cash 0.

broken sorrel Jan 16, 2024, 12:29 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 12:29 AM

#

baine406

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned Cash 55.

robust trellis Jan 16, 2024, 12:50 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 12:50 AM

#

something.mp3

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives Cash 287

robust trellis Jan 16, 2024, 12:50 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 12:50 AM

#

something.mp3

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of Cash 80 😃

robust trellis Jan 16, 2024, 12:50 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 12:50 AM

#

something.mp3

The police randomly stop you and fine you Cash 385

robust trellis Jan 16, 2024, 12:50 AM

#

Fuck

shell heart Jan 16, 2024, 1:29 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 1:29 AM

#

kacperbrn

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn Cash 99

shell heart Jan 16, 2024, 1:29 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 1:29 AM

#

kacperbrn

You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined Cash 99

shell heart Jan 16, 2024, 1:29 AM

#

Bro

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 1:29 AM

#

kacperbrn

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.

shell heart Jan 16, 2024, 1:29 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 1:29 AM

#

kacperbrn

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for Cash 330.

shell heart Jan 16, 2024, 1:29 AM

#

crazy

robust trellis Jan 16, 2024, 3:20 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 3:20 AM

#

something.mp3

You rake in Cash 144, but your butthole will never be the same...

robust trellis Jan 16, 2024, 3:21 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 3:21 AM

#

something.mp3

A box wobbles & falls from a delivery vehicle, landing right in front of you. Inside you find high-quality cigars. These are worth Cash 304

robust trellis Jan 16, 2024, 3:21 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 3:21 AM

#

something.mp3

You suggest something good and get rewarded Cash 96

wanton relic Jan 16, 2024, 3:36 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 3:36 AM

#

random_pavv

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn Cash 89.

wanton relic Jan 16, 2024, 3:36 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 3:36 AM

#

random_pavv

The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate Cash 289

wanton relic Jan 16, 2024, 3:36 AM

#

/bal

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 3:36 AM

#

random_pavv

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 38 seconds.

wanton relic Jan 16, 2024, 3:36 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 3:36 AM

#

random_pavv

You whip it out and manage to rake in Cash 346

crimson frost Jan 16, 2024, 4:51 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 4:51 AM

#

squibthesquid

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives Cash 358

crimson frost Jan 16, 2024, 4:51 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 4:51 AM

#

squibthesquid

You are paid Cash 96 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

crimson frost Jan 16, 2024, 4:52 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 4:52 AM

#

squibthesquid

You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued Cash 325. Great job.

wanton relic Jan 16, 2024, 4:52 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 4:52 AM

#

random_pavv

You robbed a Kwik-E Mart and cashed out with Cash 430

wanton relic Jan 16, 2024, 4:52 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 4:52 AM

#

random_pavv

You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make Cash 99 for spreading joy and happiness.

wanton relic Jan 16, 2024, 4:52 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 4:52 AM

#

random_pavv

You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined Cash 253

wanton relic Jan 16, 2024, 4:53 AM

#

/rob @spiral geode

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 4:53 AM

#

random_pavv

xmark You were caught attempting to rob Account no longer in use#7166, and have been fined Cash 644.

sullen gust Jan 16, 2024, 6:13 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 6:13 AM

#

arscrafter

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of Cash 96 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

sullen gust Jan 16, 2024, 6:14 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 6:14 AM

#

arscrafter

You rake in Cash 137, but your butthole will never be the same...

stable niche Jan 16, 2024, 6:39 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 6:39 AM

#

zev4621

You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay Cash 200 to get it out

stable niche Jan 16, 2024, 6:39 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 6:39 AM

#

zev4621

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn Cash 94 for your participation.

stable niche Jan 16, 2024, 6:39 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 6:39 AM

#

zev4621

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 45 seconds.

stable niche Jan 16, 2024, 6:39 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 6:39 AM

#

zev4621

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.

stable niche Jan 16, 2024, 6:39 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 6:39 AM

#

zev4621

You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of Cash 94

crimson frost Jan 16, 2024, 7:26 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 7:26 AM

#

squibthesquid

You take your cat for a walk and gain Cash 53

crimson frost Jan 16, 2024, 7:26 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 7:26 AM

#

squibthesquid

You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs Cash 182

crimson frost Jan 16, 2024, 7:26 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 7:26 AM

#

squibthesquid

The police randomly stop you and fine you Cash 0

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 8:13 AM

#

olivermckay

You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you Cash 284.

#

olivermckay

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you Cash 72.

#

olivermckay

You were caught stealing a bike and have been fined Cash 307.

wheat plank Jan 16, 2024, 11:38 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 11:38 AM

#

.fil.i

Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a Cash 200 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!

wheat plank Jan 16, 2024, 11:38 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 11:38 AM

#

.fil.i

You work as a zoologist and earn Cash 74

wheat plank Jan 16, 2024, 11:38 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 11:38 AM

#

.fil.i

You fucked up, and have been fined Cash 74

wheat plank Jan 16, 2024, 11:38 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 11:38 AM

#

.fil.i

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 41 seconds.

broken sorrel Jan 16, 2024, 12:01 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 12:01 PM

#

baine406

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got Cash 62 I think...

mental marsh Jan 16, 2024, 12:02 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 12:02 PM

#

oshkoshbagosh

You work as a model and earn Cash 100

formal spire Jan 16, 2024, 12:34 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 12:34 PM

#

contentdeleted9684

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn Cash 52

formal spire Jan 16, 2024, 12:34 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 12:34 PM

#

contentdeleted9684

You manage to slip some gemstones into your pockets when the store owner isn't looking, selling them later for Cash 615.

formal spire Jan 16, 2024, 12:35 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 12:35 PM

#

contentdeleted9684

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 7 seconds.

mental marsh Jan 16, 2024, 12:35 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 12:35 PM

#

oshkoshbagosh

You have been fined Cash 384 because you ate during work hours.

mental marsh Jan 16, 2024, 12:35 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 12:35 PM

#

oshkoshbagosh

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid Cash 69!

broken sorrel Jan 16, 2024, 12:44 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 12:44 PM

#

baine406

You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn Cash 90.

midnight ferry Jan 16, 2024, 1:54 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 1:54 PM

#

next_year_ago

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found Cash 72

midnight ferry Jan 16, 2024, 1:54 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 1:54 PM

#

next_year_ago

Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra Cash 147.

midnight ferry Jan 16, 2024, 1:55 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 1:55 PM

#

next_year_ago

You robbed Cash 626 from a convenience store.

warped thunder Jan 16, 2024, 2:05 PM

#

/work\

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 2:05 PM

#

.masek1

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid Cash 88!

warped thunder Jan 16, 2024, 2:06 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 2:06 PM

#

.masek1

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 42 seconds.

warped thunder Jan 16, 2024, 2:06 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 2:06 PM

#

.masek1

You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined Cash 288.

warped thunder Jan 16, 2024, 2:06 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 2:06 PM

#

.masek1

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn Cash 314

warped thunder Jan 16, 2024, 2:06 PM

#

/bal

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 2:22 PM

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atmosk99

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn Cash 77

#

atmosk99

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned Cash 237

broken sorrel Jan 16, 2024, 2:30 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 2:30 PM

#

baine406

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn Cash 80, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 3:48 PM

#

olivermckay

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got Cash 96

#

olivermckay

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay Cash 302 for child support before disownment.

#

olivermckay

You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole Cash 562 from you!

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 4:04 PM

#

atmosk99

You work as an eel ecologist and earn Cash 69

midnight ferry Jan 16, 2024, 4:13 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 4:13 PM

#

next_year_ago

You work as crisis actor and earn Cash 86.

midnight ferry Jan 16, 2024, 4:13 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 4:13 PM

#

next_year_ago

You fucked up, and have been fined Cash 160

midnight ferry Jan 16, 2024, 4:13 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 4:13 PM

#

next_year_ago

You rob a wild bank and manage to steal Cash 618

lavish oyster Jan 16, 2024, 5:14 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 5:14 PM

#

chris.7854

You tried to cheat at a casino and have been fined Cash 234.

lavish oyster Jan 16, 2024, 5:14 PM

#

what

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 5:14 PM

#

chris.7854

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.

lavish oyster Jan 16, 2024, 5:15 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 5:15 PM

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chris.7854

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn Cash 64

lavish oyster Jan 16, 2024, 5:15 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 5:15 PM

#

chris.7854

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 23 seconds.

lavish oyster Jan 16, 2024, 5:38 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 5:38 PM

#

chris.7854

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned Cash 93

broken sorrel Jan 16, 2024, 7:38 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 7:38 PM

#

baine406

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn Cash 83

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 7:57 PM

#

atmosk99

You work as a professional wine taster and earn Cash 89.

wide axle Jan 16, 2024, 8:57 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 8:58 PM

#

omegajane82

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn Cash 85

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 9:13 PM

#

atmosk99

You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to Cash 138.

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 9:33 PM

#

atmosk99

You work as a cookie cutter and earn Cash 100.

midnight ferry Jan 16, 2024, 9:44 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 9:44 PM

#

next_year_ago

You clean off the chairs and get paid Cash 68

midnight ferry Jan 16, 2024, 9:44 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 9:44 PM

#

next_year_ago

Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes Cash 229, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.

midnight ferry Jan 16, 2024, 9:44 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 16, 2024, 9:44 PM

#

next_year_ago

You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for Cash 326

wanton relic Jan 17, 2024, 12:12 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 12:12 AM

#

random_pavv

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of Cash 72.

wanton relic Jan 17, 2024, 12:12 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 12:12 AM

#

random_pavv

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay Cash 250

wanton relic Jan 17, 2024, 12:13 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 12:13 AM

#

random_pavv

You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost Cash 0

broken sorrel Jan 17, 2024, 12:17 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 12:17 AM

#

baine406

You work as a cross dresser model and earn Cash 72

wanton relic Jan 17, 2024, 2:01 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 2:01 AM

#

random_pavv

You work as a professional worker and earn Cash 80.

wanton relic Jan 17, 2024, 2:01 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 2:01 AM

#

random_pavv

You steal a celebrity's personal diary and sell it to a gossip magazine for Cash 656.

wanton relic Jan 17, 2024, 2:01 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 2:01 AM

#

random_pavv

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in Cash 288

wanton relic Jan 17, 2024, 2:37 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 2:37 AM

#

random_pavv

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and Cash 91.

wanton relic Jan 17, 2024, 2:37 AM

#

/slu

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 2:37 AM

#

random_pavv

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 33 seconds.

wanton relic Jan 17, 2024, 2:37 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 2:37 AM

#

random_pavv

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 23 minutes and 25 seconds.

broken sorrel Jan 17, 2024, 4:32 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 4:32 AM

#

baine406

You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make Cash 51 for your skills in temporal navigation.

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 7:43 AM

#

olivermckay

You work as a head receiver and earn Cash 58

#

olivermckay

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have Cash 281

#

olivermckay

During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate Cash 339 from you.

crimson frost Jan 17, 2024, 9:36 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 9:36 AM

#

squibthesquid

You are paid Cash 69 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

broken sorrel Jan 17, 2024, 1:16 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 1:16 PM

#

baine406

You work as a professional bed tester and earn Cash 61.

midnight ferry Jan 17, 2024, 2:43 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 2:43 PM

#

next_year_ago

You dig around in your yard and gain Cash 85

midnight ferry Jan 17, 2024, 2:44 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 2:44 PM

#

next_year_ago

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn Cash 376

midnight ferry Jan 17, 2024, 2:44 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 2:44 PM

#

next_year_ago

You tried to sell fake designer merchandise, but got caught and have been fined Cash 273.

#

atmosk99

You work as an iceberg mover and earn Cash 71

#

atmosk99

Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you Cash 251 for public indecency.

#

atmosk99

You rob a squirrel of his nuts and pawn them for Cash 383

broken sorrel Jan 17, 2024, 3:04 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 3:04 PM

#

baine406

You worked hard at Burger King and earned Cash 52

grim bloom Jan 17, 2024, 3:45 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 3:45 PM

#

hej69420

You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of Cash 441

grim bloom Jan 17, 2024, 3:45 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 3:45 PM

#

hej69420

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole Cash 161.

grim bloom Jan 17, 2024, 3:46 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 3:46 PM

#

hej69420

You work as a smarties expert and earn Cash 77

broken sorrel Jan 17, 2024, 3:47 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 3:47 PM

#

baine406

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you Cash 80

broken sorrel Jan 17, 2024, 4:11 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 4:11 PM

#

baine406

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make Cash 95 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

crimson frost Jan 17, 2024, 4:55 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 4:55 PM

#

squibthesquid

You work as a high school student with no life. Have Cash 100 because we pity you.

ripe badger Jan 17, 2024, 5:40 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 5:40 PM

#

daassassin1607

You get a commission request, the payment is Cash 78.

ripe badger Jan 17, 2024, 5:40 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 5:40 PM

#

daassassin1607

You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a Cash 553 fine!

ripe badger Jan 17, 2024, 5:40 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 5:40 PM

#

daassassin1607

You found an extra Cash 302 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 6:00 PM

#

atmosk99

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned Cash 79!

#

atmosk99

An adult video site pays you Cash 224 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

cunning steeple Jan 17, 2024, 7:23 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 7:23 PM

#

koksschnueffler_

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn Cash 97

cunning steeple Jan 17, 2024, 7:23 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 7:23 PM

#

koksschnueffler_

You kill a guard with a sickle and steal Cash 514 from his dead, bloated corpse.

cunning steeple Jan 17, 2024, 7:23 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 7:23 PM

#

koksschnueffler_

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have Cash 291

blazing hound Jan 17, 2024, 8:21 PM

#

WORK

#

//work

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 8:21 PM

#

_g0a

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you Cash 91, as it was originally their job

blazing hound Jan 17, 2024, 8:21 PM

#

/slut\

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 8:21 PM

#

_g0a

You shake what your momma gave you for Cash 312.

blazing hound Jan 17, 2024, 8:21 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 8:21 PM

#

_g0a

You were caught poaching endangered wildlife and have been fined Cash 437.

frail flame Jan 17, 2024, 9:06 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 9:06 PM

#

lukedevey

You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a Cash 200 fine.

frail flame Jan 17, 2024, 9:06 PM

#

/bal

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 9:25 PM

#

atmosk99

Taxes collected! You have gained Cash 66

#

atmosk99

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained Cash 400 for your hard work.

#

atmosk99

You steal lamps for Cash 662

crimson frost Jan 17, 2024, 9:39 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 9:39 PM

#

squibthesquid

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of Cash 91 😃

ripe badger Jan 17, 2024, 10:15 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 10:15 PM

#

phantomlord2372

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received Cash 86!

ripe badger Jan 17, 2024, 10:15 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 10:15 PM

#

phantomlord2372

You hacked this server and got Cash 276.

ripe badger Jan 17, 2024, 10:15 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 10:15 PM

#

phantomlord2372

Your friend pays you Cash 207 for you to worship her feet

#

olivermckay

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn Cash 58.

#

olivermckay

You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for Cash 58

#

olivermckay

You were caught spray painting "free hugs" on a building and have been fined Cash 0.

wild maple Jan 17, 2024, 11:32 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 11:32 PM

#

alexgamer2443

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn Cash 82

wild maple Jan 17, 2024, 11:32 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 11:32 PM

#

alexgamer2443

You were caught stealing from a charity and have been fined Cash 307.

wild maple Jan 17, 2024, 11:32 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 17, 2024, 11:32 PM

#

alexgamer2443

You earned Cash 126 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

broken sorrel Jan 18, 2024, 12:23 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 12:23 AM

#

baine406

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning Cash 54.

wanton relic Jan 18, 2024, 12:29 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 12:29 AM

#

random_pavv

You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined Cash 614

wanton relic Jan 18, 2024, 12:29 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 12:29 AM

#

random_pavv

You suggest something good and get rewarded Cash 65

wanton relic Jan 18, 2024, 12:29 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 12:29 AM

#

random_pavv

You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you Cash 166 to clean the stains.

robust trellis Jan 18, 2024, 2:21 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 2:21 AM

#

something.mp3

You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. They drop Cash 577 as a result. Thankfully, nothing went wrong, but now they're pissed at you.

robust trellis Jan 18, 2024, 2:21 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 2:21 AM

#

something.mp3

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned Cash 56

robust trellis Jan 18, 2024, 2:21 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 2:21 AM

#

something.mp3

You take it up the ass for Cash 334

robust trellis Jan 18, 2024, 2:21 AM

#

Damn

wanton relic Jan 18, 2024, 3:00 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 3:00 AM

#

random_pavv

You dig around in your yard and gain Cash 65

wanton relic Jan 18, 2024, 3:00 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 3:00 AM

#

random_pavv

You're short when trying to pay for your food at Wawa, and take one too many pennies from their tips jar. Hang your head in shame and give Cash 352 to make up for it

wanton relic Jan 18, 2024, 3:00 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 3:00 AM

#

random_pavv

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives Cash 256

vast belfry Jan 18, 2024, 3:26 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 3:26 AM

#

cdizzle1306

You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win Cash 79.

vast belfry Jan 18, 2024, 3:26 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 3:26 AM

#

cdizzle1306

You earned Cash 298 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

vast belfry Jan 18, 2024, 3:26 AM

#

/dep all

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 3:28 AM

#

cdizzle1306

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 minutes and 51 seconds.

vast belfry Jan 18, 2024, 3:28 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 3:28 AM

#

cdizzle1306

You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued Cash 277. Great job.

vast belfry Jan 18, 2024, 3:28 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 3:28 AM

#

cdizzle1306

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 32 seconds.

vast belfry Jan 18, 2024, 3:28 AM

#

Bruh

clever vapor Jan 18, 2024, 6:47 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 6:47 AM

#

raz1202

You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed Cash 200

clever vapor Jan 18, 2024, 6:48 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 6:48 AM

#

raz1202

You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took Cash 0 from you.

clever vapor Jan 18, 2024, 6:48 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 6:48 AM

#

raz1202

You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding Cash 76. Congrats!

clever vapor Jan 18, 2024, 6:48 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 6:48 AM

#

raz1202

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 58 seconds.

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 8:10 AM

#

olivermckay

You work as a professional bed tester and earn Cash 71.

#

olivermckay

You work as a cunning linguist and earn Cash 388

#

olivermckay

You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back Cash 254.

worthy quarry Jan 18, 2024, 8:18 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 8:18 AM

#

jessica1819

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain Cash 51

wanton relic Jan 18, 2024, 9:30 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 9:30 AM

#

random_pavv

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn Cash 77

wanton relic Jan 18, 2024, 9:30 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 9:30 AM

#

random_pavv

You dress up as a clown and rob a bank, managing to escape with Cash 696

wanton relic Jan 18, 2024, 9:30 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 9:30 AM

#

random_pavv

Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined Cash 110

broken sorrel Jan 18, 2024, 10:48 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 10:48 AM

#

baine406

You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding Cash 74. Congrats!

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 1:45 PM

#

atmosk99

You work at the dump all day. Then you found Cash 80 from a thrown out wallet.

#

atmosk99

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned Cash 287.

#

atmosk99

You were caught stealing flowers from a public park and have been fined Cash 681.

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 2:21 PM

#

atmosk99

Just take the Cash 53 and go...

#

atmosk99

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 50 seconds.

#

atmosk99

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 23 minutes and 50 seconds.

idle jay Jan 18, 2024, 2:30 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 2:30 PM

#

bh.rave

You sneak into a zoo and shave a lion, selling the fur for Cash 695

idle jay Jan 18, 2024, 2:30 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 2:30 PM

#

bh.rave

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn Cash 91

wild maple Jan 18, 2024, 2:33 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 2:33 PM

#

alexgamer2443

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn Cash 64

wild maple Jan 18, 2024, 2:33 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 2:33 PM

#

alexgamer2443

Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined Cash 229

wild maple Jan 18, 2024, 2:33 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 2:33 PM

#

alexgamer2443

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you Cash 297 for the night.

broken sorrel Jan 18, 2024, 2:37 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 2:37 PM

#

baine406

You work as a serial murderer... and earn Cash 63

idle jay Jan 18, 2024, 3:12 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 3:12 PM

#

bh.rave

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 17 minutes and 51 seconds.

#

atmosk99

You take part in a medical research study and get paid Cash 73 for your participation.

#

atmosk99

You do a good deepthroating and earn Cash 365 from the client

#

atmosk99

You were caught using a stolen credit card to buy things online and have been fined Cash 392.

idle jay Jan 18, 2024, 3:39 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 3:39 PM

#

bh.rave

You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for Cash 484

idle jay Jan 18, 2024, 3:40 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 3:40 PM

#

bh.rave

You work as an egg and earn Cash 56

idle jay Jan 18, 2024, 3:40 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 3:40 PM

#

bh.rave

You take it up the ass for Cash 360

clever vapor Jan 18, 2024, 4:04 PM

#

!crime

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 4:04 PM

#

raz1202

You were going to commit a crime but changed your mind and got a job instead. You made Cash 628 before your boss realised you were a criminal and fired you.

clever vapor Jan 18, 2024, 4:05 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 4:05 PM

#

raz1202

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make Cash 63 for your expertise in unicorn management.

clever vapor Jan 18, 2024, 4:05 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 4:05 PM

#

raz1202

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you Cash 165 to fuck the girls inside.

vast belfry Jan 18, 2024, 4:39 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 4:39 PM

#

cdizzle1306

You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you Cash 0 to clean the stains.

vast belfry Jan 18, 2024, 4:39 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 4:39 PM

#

cdizzle1306

You work as a fake bus passenger and earn Cash 82 for filling up empty seats on the bus.

gaunt wedge Jan 18, 2024, 5:38 PM

#

/start

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 5:38 PM

#

horseishorse

Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined Cash 147

gaunt wedge Jan 18, 2024, 5:38 PM

#

/gamble

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 5:38 PM

#

horseishorse

You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain Cash 97! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed

gaunt wedge Jan 18, 2024, 5:39 PM

#

/blackjack

#

Oh man

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 5:46 PM

#

atmosk99

You work as a head receiver and earn Cash 67

#

atmosk99

You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to Cash 397.

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 10:28 PM

#

atmosk99

A sudden gust of wind blows Cash 67 in your direction.

wild maple Jan 18, 2024, 11:41 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 11:41 PM

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alexgamer2443

A drunk man pays you Cash 82 to walk backwards.

wild maple Jan 18, 2024, 11:41 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 11:41 PM

#

alexgamer2443

You couldn't get it up and lost Cash 299

wild maple Jan 18, 2024, 11:41 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 11:41 PM

#

alexgamer2443

Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose Cash 45

robust trellis Jan 18, 2024, 11:46 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 11:46 PM

#

something.mp3

You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined Cash 176 to get it cured.

robust trellis Jan 18, 2024, 11:46 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 11:46 PM

#

something.mp3

You got out of bed. Have Cash 63

robust trellis Jan 18, 2024, 11:46 PM

#

Ok

ripe badger Jan 18, 2024, 11:48 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 11:48 PM

#

phantomlord2372

You work as an egg and earn Cash 51

ripe badger Jan 18, 2024, 11:48 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 11:48 PM

#

phantomlord2372

You hacked into a terrorist's computer, and managed to earn Cash 523

ripe badger Jan 18, 2024, 11:48 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 18, 2024, 11:48 PM

#

phantomlord2372

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined Cash 159

wanton relic Jan 19, 2024, 12:29 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 19, 2024, 12:29 AM

#

random_pavv

You find a wallet on the ground containing Cash 534. You pick it up and look at the ID inside. You see the man on the ID card running around frantically looking for said wallet. You pocket the wallet and walk away.

wanton relic Jan 19, 2024, 12:29 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 19, 2024, 12:29 AM

#

random_pavv

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you Cash 83 to help fund the project!

wanton relic Jan 19, 2024, 12:29 AM

#

/sluy

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 19, 2024, 12:29 AM

#

random_pavv

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him Cash 179.

silent galeBOT Jan 19, 2024, 4:49 AM

#

atmosk99

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make Cash 69 for your lack of effort.

#

atmosk99

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained Cash 336 for your hard work.

gentle nacelle Jan 19, 2024, 5:02 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 19, 2024, 5:02 AM

#

skesl

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for Cash 73

gentle nacelle Jan 19, 2024, 5:02 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 19, 2024, 5:02 AM

#

skesl

You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a Cash 324 fine!

midnight ferry Jan 19, 2024, 8:42 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 19, 2024, 8:42 AM

#

next_year_ago

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn Cash 80

midnight ferry Jan 19, 2024, 8:42 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 19, 2024, 8:42 AM

#

next_year_ago

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you Cash 298.

midnight ferry Jan 19, 2024, 8:42 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 19, 2024, 8:42 AM

#

next_year_ago

You were caught hacking into someone's computer and have been fined Cash 687.

silent galeBOT Jan 19, 2024, 11:19 AM

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atmosk99

You become a game developer and raised Cash 65 for charity.

#

atmosk99

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn Cash 381.

broken sorrel Jan 19, 2024, 2:32 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 19, 2024, 2:32 PM

#

baine406

You work as a children's toy tester and earn Cash 99

crimson frost Jan 19, 2024, 4:12 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 19, 2024, 4:12 PM

#

squibthesquid

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in Cash 97

crimson frost Jan 19, 2024, 4:12 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 19, 2024, 4:12 PM

#

squibthesquid

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you Cash 393

silent galeBOT Jan 19, 2024, 4:34 PM

#

atmosk99

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of Cash 59 anyway.

#

atmosk99

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for Cash 333.

silent galeBOT Jan 19, 2024, 4:52 PM

#

olivermckay

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with Cash 304.

#

olivermckay

You slept in a bed and found Cash 56 under your pillow when you woke up

#

olivermckay

You decided to embrace your inner dark side, and promptly massacre an entire nation, netting you Cash 559

split nimbus Jan 19, 2024, 5:15 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 19, 2024, 5:15 PM

#

cryptotrippin

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got Cash 65!

split nimbus Jan 19, 2024, 5:15 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 19, 2024, 5:15 PM

#

cryptotrippin

You Stole a T-55 Tank and sold it for Cash 288 on the market

crimson frost Jan 19, 2024, 7:25 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 19, 2024, 7:25 PM

#

squibthesquid

You work as an egg and earn Cash 81

upper ravine Jan 19, 2024, 9:27 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 19, 2024, 9:27 PM

#

.getgriddy

You decided to embrace your inner dark side, and promptly massacre an entire nation, netting you Cash 595

upper ravine Jan 19, 2024, 9:27 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 19, 2024, 9:27 PM

#

.getgriddy

You do some work around the house for Cash 67

upper ravine Jan 19, 2024, 9:27 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 19, 2024, 9:27 PM

#

.getgriddy

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received Cash 109 from the men.

#

atmosk99

You work as a professional tea taster and earn Cash 62 for tasting different types of tea.

#

atmosk99

Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John Cash 316

#

atmosk99

You pose as a plumber and rob a wealthy couple's home while they're on vacation, getting away with Cash 479 worth of valuables.

paper silo Jan 19, 2024, 9:57 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 19, 2024, 9:57 PM

#

the_explorerguy90

You worked hard at Burger King and earned Cash 81

paper silo Jan 19, 2024, 9:57 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 19, 2024, 9:57 PM

#

the_explorerguy90

You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost Cash 281

paper silo Jan 19, 2024, 9:58 PM

#

/rob atmosk99

silent galeBOT Jan 19, 2024, 9:58 PM

#

the_explorerguy90

xmark You attempted to rob atmosk99, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

paper silo Jan 19, 2024, 9:58 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 19, 2024, 9:58 PM

#

the_explorerguy90

You steal Cash 336 from your boss and didn't get caught.

crimson frost Jan 19, 2024, 11:06 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 19, 2024, 11:06 PM

#

squibthesquid

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money Cash 71

supple mauve Jan 19, 2024, 11:08 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 19, 2024, 11:08 PM

#

wolves_4_lifee_28284

You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain Cash 58! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed

supple mauve Jan 19, 2024, 11:08 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 19, 2024, 11:08 PM

#

wolves_4_lifee_28284

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.

crimson frost Jan 20, 2024, 3:55 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 3:55 AM

#

squibthesquid

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got Cash 72

crimson frost Jan 20, 2024, 4:47 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 4:47 AM

#

squibthesquid

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get Cash 66

crimson frost Jan 20, 2024, 4:57 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 4:57 AM

#

squibthesquid

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain Cash 71 though.

crimson frost Jan 20, 2024, 5:16 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 5:16 AM

#

squibthesquid

You work as a smarties expert and earn Cash 74

empty elk Jan 20, 2024, 5:51 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 5:51 AM

#

nycfan_78

You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of Cash 200!

empty elk Jan 20, 2024, 5:51 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 5:51 AM

#

nycfan_78

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.

crimson frost Jan 20, 2024, 6:00 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 6:00 AM

#

squibthesquid

You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn Cash 84

crimson frost Jan 20, 2024, 6:16 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 6:16 AM

#

squibthesquid

You work as a beefeater and earn Cash 85

crimson frost Jan 20, 2024, 7:01 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 7:01 AM

#

squibthesquid

You work at a lamp store and earn Cash 86

crimson frost Jan 20, 2024, 7:19 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 7:19 AM

#

squibthesquid

You make a living selling weed for Cash 75 a day

crimson frost Jan 20, 2024, 7:20 AM

#

/bj 100

broken sorrel Jan 20, 2024, 2:55 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 2:55 PM

#

baine406

You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn Cash 72

lunar knoll Jan 20, 2024, 3:06 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 3:06 PM

#

eren_jeager3997

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth Cash 94.

ripe badger Jan 20, 2024, 3:06 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 3:06 PM

#

kurtcobain0376

You receive a check of Cash 60 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

ripe badger Jan 20, 2024, 3:06 PM

#

Another day more work

ripe badger Jan 20, 2024, 3:06 PM

#

silent gale

cowboykekw

upper ravine Jan 20, 2024, 3:14 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 3:14 PM

#

.getgriddy

You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid Cash 71 for moving traffic cones on the road.

upper ravine Jan 20, 2024, 3:14 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 3:14 PM

#

.getgriddy

You were caught poaching endangered wildlife and have been fined Cash 271.

upper ravine Jan 20, 2024, 3:14 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 3:14 PM

#

.getgriddy

You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse, Cash 0 went down your toilet

ripe badger Jan 20, 2024, 3:17 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 3:17 PM

#

kurtcobain0376

Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John Cash 211

ripe badger Jan 20, 2024, 3:17 PM

#

Bruh

crimson frost Jan 20, 2024, 3:45 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 3:45 PM

#

squibthesquid

You work as a beefeater and earn Cash 51

broken sorrel Jan 20, 2024, 4:12 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 4:12 PM

#

baine406

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly Cash 93 was earned.

crimson frost Jan 20, 2024, 5:23 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 5:23 PM

#

squibthesquid

You work at the dump all day. Then you found Cash 90 from a thrown out wallet.

crimson frost Jan 20, 2024, 5:54 PM

#

/wokr

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 5:54 PM

#

squibthesquid

You bake cupcakes and receive Cash 52

bold bison Jan 20, 2024, 6:18 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 6:19 PM

#

agionze

You work as a beaver expert and earn Cash 78

bold bison Jan 20, 2024, 6:19 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 6:19 PM

#

agionze

You were caught eating spaghetti without meatballs, and have been given a Cash 278 fine!

bold bison Jan 20, 2024, 6:19 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 6:19 PM

#

agionze

You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you Cash 0.

ripe badger Jan 20, 2024, 6:47 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 6:47 PM

#

phantomlord2372

You work as a professional bed tester and earn Cash 73.

ripe badger Jan 20, 2024, 6:47 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 6:47 PM

#

phantomlord2372

Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you Cash 527 of stolen merchandise

ripe badger Jan 20, 2024, 6:47 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 6:47 PM

#

phantomlord2372

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain Cash 160!

misty sphinx Jan 20, 2024, 6:50 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 6:50 PM

#

blackstone_12429

You were caught driving under the influence of drugs and have been fined Cash 541.

misty sphinx Jan 20, 2024, 6:50 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 6:50 PM

#

blackstone_12429

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost Cash 288

misty sphinx Jan 20, 2024, 6:50 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 6:50 PM

#

blackstone_12429

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you Cash 59.

vast wigeon Jan 20, 2024, 6:57 PM

#

/WORK

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 6:57 PM

#

roieschwartz

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for Cash 97

crimson frost Jan 20, 2024, 7:04 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 7:04 PM

#

squibthesquid

You work as a child birth educator and earn Cash 67

crimson frost Jan 20, 2024, 7:04 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 7:04 PM

#

squibthesquid

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn Cash 213 and a sore ass.

crimson frost Jan 20, 2024, 7:13 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 7:13 PM

#

squibthesquid

stopwatch You cannot work for 21 seconds.

crimson frost Jan 20, 2024, 7:14 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 7:14 PM

#

squibthesquid

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash 61

gaunt wedge Jan 20, 2024, 7:20 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 7:20 PM

#

horseishorse

You steal a painting of a mustached man and sell it for Cash 596.

gaunt wedge Jan 20, 2024, 7:21 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 7:21 PM

#

horseishorse

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for Cash 70

gaunt wedge Jan 20, 2024, 7:21 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 7:21 PM

#

horseishorse

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash 170.

gaunt wedge Jan 20, 2024, 7:23 PM

#

/daily

#

/help

#

/level

#

/profile

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 7:24 PM

#

horseishorse

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 25 seconds.

gaunt wedge Jan 20, 2024, 7:24 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 7:24 PM

#

horseishorse

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 56 minutes and 33 seconds.

gaunt wedge Jan 20, 2024, 7:24 PM

#

Oh my

ripe badger Jan 20, 2024, 7:34 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 7:34 PM

#

root_beer_mug

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with Cash 321.

ripe badger Jan 20, 2024, 7:34 PM

#

i expected it

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 7:34 PM

#

root_beer_mug

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn Cash 68.

ripe badger Jan 20, 2024, 7:34 PM

#

yes

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 7:34 PM

#

root_beer_mug

You stole a mystery box from Walmart, it was full of turtlenecks valued at Cash 358.

ripe badger Jan 20, 2024, 7:34 PM

#

yesss!

crimson frost Jan 20, 2024, 8:32 PM

#

/daily

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 8:32 PM

#

squibthesquid

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make Cash 52 from ad revenue.

crimson frost Jan 20, 2024, 8:32 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 8:32 PM

#

squibthesquid

Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you Cash 362 for public indecency.

ruby void Jan 20, 2024, 9:57 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 9:57 PM

#

queenhoneybee01

You work as a cross dresser model and earn Cash 69

ruby void Jan 20, 2024, 9:57 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 9:57 PM

#

queenhoneybee01

You break into a science lab and steal an experimental formula, selling it to a pharmaceutical company for Cash 438

ruby void Jan 20, 2024, 9:57 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 9:57 PM

#

queenhoneybee01

You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a Cash 252 fine!

astral mulch Jan 20, 2024, 10:14 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 10:14 PM

#

imjsdeadly

The police randomly stop you and fine you Cash 200

astral mulch Jan 20, 2024, 10:14 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 10:14 PM

#

imjsdeadly

You earn Cash 271 for giving some succ (the good kind)

astral mulch Jan 20, 2024, 10:15 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 10:15 PM

#

imjsdeadly

You get a commission request, the payment is Cash 92.

astral mulch Jan 20, 2024, 10:15 PM

#

/daily

#

/bank

crimson frost Jan 20, 2024, 10:56 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 10:56 PM

#

squibthesquid

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for Cash 70

quasi dew Jan 20, 2024, 11:27 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 11:27 PM

#

imalwaystired9384

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your Cash 118.

quasi dew Jan 20, 2024, 11:28 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 11:28 PM

#

imalwaystired9384

You sell body parts on the black market Cash 287 in profit.

quasi dew Jan 20, 2024, 11:28 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 11:28 PM

#

imalwaystired9384

You work as a space lawyer and earn Cash 90

crimson frost Jan 20, 2024, 11:31 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 11:31 PM

#

squibthesquid

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn Cash 61

crimson frost Jan 20, 2024, 11:52 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 20, 2024, 11:52 PM

#

squibthesquid

You worked hard at Burger King and earned Cash 81

crimson frost Jan 21, 2024, 12:06 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 21, 2024, 12:06 AM

#

squibthesquid

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you Cash 72

noble lance Jan 21, 2024, 12:38 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 21, 2024, 12:38 AM

#

o0sunrise0o

You do some work around the house for Cash 68

ripe badger Jan 21, 2024, 1:22 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 21, 2024, 1:22 AM

#

gravysniffer

You bought and sold items and profited Cash 57

ripe badger Jan 21, 2024, 1:22 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 21, 2024, 1:22 AM

#

gravysniffer

Your friend pays you Cash 250 for you to worship her feet

ripe badger Jan 21, 2024, 1:23 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 21, 2024, 1:23 AM

#

gravysniffer

You rob a loyal nobleman's house while he was out for brunch with another nobleman. You find Cash 610 worth of assets.

distant basin Jan 21, 2024, 1:46 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 21, 2024, 1:46 AM

#

dakmo90

You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined Cash 200

distant basin Jan 21, 2024, 1:47 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 21, 2024, 1:47 AM

#

dakmo90

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.

distant basin Jan 21, 2024, 1:47 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 21, 2024, 1:47 AM

#

dakmo90

You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make Cash 94.

summer relic Jan 21, 2024, 2:02 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 21, 2024, 2:02 AM

#

heyiexist

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn Cash 94

summer relic Jan 21, 2024, 2:03 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 21, 2024, 2:03 AM

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heyiexist

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.

crimson frost Jan 21, 2024, 2:04 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 21, 2024, 2:04 AM

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squibthesquid

You work as a circus clown and earn Cash 68.

summer relic Jan 21, 2024, 2:13 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 21, 2024, 2:13 AM

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heyiexist

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of Cash 85 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

summer relic Jan 21, 2024, 2:23 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 21, 2024, 2:23 AM

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heyiexist

stopwatch You cannot work for 13 seconds.

summer relic Jan 21, 2024, 2:23 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 21, 2024, 2:23 AM

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heyiexist

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn Cash 66 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

summer relic Jan 21, 2024, 2:43 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 21, 2024, 2:43 AM

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heyiexist

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make Cash 100 off of donations.

summer relic Jan 21, 2024, 2:54 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 21, 2024, 2:54 AM

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heyiexist

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you Cash 79

summer relic Jan 21, 2024, 3:05 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 21, 2024, 3:05 AM

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heyiexist

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn Cash 50

summer relic Jan 21, 2024, 3:15 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 21, 2024, 3:15 AM

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heyiexist

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn Cash 100

quasi dew Jan 21, 2024, 4:27 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 21, 2024, 4:27 AM

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imalwaystired9384

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for Cash 133... yikes

quasi dew Jan 21, 2024, 4:29 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 21, 2024, 4:29 AM

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imalwaystired9384

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got Cash 65 for your efforts!