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Usage:
rob <user>
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Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @static hawk
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 35 minutes.
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
87
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
66
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 8 minutes and 26 seconds.
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
242
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
85
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
88
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
54
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
94
Hey
Taxes collected! You have gained
68
/slut
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
106.
/crime
You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined
0 for sexual assault
holy-
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
100
/work
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn
73 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
384
/rob @static hawk
You robbed
869 from shadowcloak4.
haha
/rob @obtuse hornet
You were caught attempting to rob amore'#6676, and have been fined
357.
/crime
You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined
0
after 6 hrs
/slut
You take it up the ass for
366
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
51
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
63.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 32 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob !
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - JaniJani#9441
2 - leifm6
3 - ballipasta
4 - yaeruuu
5 - ninjaf9
6 - destroyer53154
7 - roomskylar
8 - holy moly#6963
9 - hd4y#9954
10 - quarterafter
Cancelled command.
/rob roomskylar
You attempted to rob roomskylar, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
67.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
54
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob RedPanda
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - redpandaforest
2 - redpandagamer05
3 - redpanda6996
/rob redpandaforest
Cancelled command.
You were caught attempting to rob redpandaforest, and have been fined
278.
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 8 seconds.
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
26 to have them cleaned
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob redothis
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.
/beg
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
80 out of pity.
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
68
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
205 fine!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
179
/crime
A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is
75
/rob dustydoots
You robbed
197 from dustydoots.
/crime
You robbed your sister's cookie jar and managed to sell the cookies for
302
/dep all
/crime
You managed to steal iPhone X and sold it for
336
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
295 at you.
/rob quickdraw_0
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 11 minutes and 40 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 44 seconds.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob bank
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - 9oj
2 - banks.rm
3 - banks52
4 - banksiae
5 - banksnostalgic
6 - bankzzz.
7 - bankaccounts
8 - bankai1237
9 - bankrnpt
10 - bankroll_00
/rob bankzzz.
Cancelled command.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 9 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 16 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 50 seconds.
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
88 for a good job.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
69
/crime
You were caught shoplifting from a grocery store and have been fined
333.
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
308
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
182, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
131.
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
52.
/crime
You were caught driving under the influence of alcohol and have been fined
66.
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
174.
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
98
/slut
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing
200 to resolve your burnt skin.
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
94
/crime
You break into a toy store and steal all the teddy bears, selling them on the black market for
444
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
70
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
76
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
297 in donations!
/crime
Your hacker friend wires you
688. Good payroll today gamers.
/shop
/work
You gave yourself
85 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
136 to fuck the girls inside.
/crime
You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined
506.
Damn 😔
/work
You take part in a medical research study and get paid
92 for your participation.
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
98
/work
You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make
65 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.
/crime
You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined
265.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
84 from your peers.
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
74
/crime
You were caught stealing flowers from a public park and have been fined
689.
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
206 for public indecency.
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
53
/crime
You rob the Goodsprings General Store and come out with
557
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
286.
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
82, it must be your lucky day!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 40 seconds.
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
260
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a
35 fine!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 41 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
63.
/crime
You were a hacker and stole Robux
524
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
262
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
59
/slut
You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined
198 to get it cured.
/crime
You stole a fish and sell it second hand for
250
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
70
/crime
You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay
200 in hospital expenses...
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
75.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
317
/crime
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined
260 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
/balance
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
94
/crime
You sold drugs for
588
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
245 for the good time.
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
55
/crime
You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for
598
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
105 : D
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
67.
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
58!
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
70 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
233.
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
73
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
99
/slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
205.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
52, as it was originally their job
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
217 from the client
/crime
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined
368 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 22 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
92.
/crime
You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of
336!
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
344
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
89 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
83!
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
60
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
62 to help fund the project!
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
50
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
218
/crime
You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of
553
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
98
/work
You sell bananas for
88
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
318, and you go ahead with it.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @prime lintel
You were caught attempting to rob dachrompa, and have been fined
649.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @light mango
You attempted to rob malileon, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
65 from your peers.
/work
You find
84 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
60!
/crime
You plagiarised a school project and have been given a
229 fine.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
240
/crime
You're short when trying to pay for your food at Wawa, and take one too many pennies from their tips jar. Hang your head in shame and give
200 to make up for it
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
77 though.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
336 for your services.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
85
/crime
You hack into the government's economic system and manage to steal
403.
/crime
You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined
240
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
121.
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
98.
/bal
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
79.
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
92 after the pizzeria closes down.
/rob @light mango
You attempted to rob malileon, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @broken sorrel
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
/rob @prime lintel
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
59!
You robbed
18 from dachrompa.
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
388 inside it
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/crime
/work
You were hired as an assassin and you succeeded, earning
346
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
60.
/slut
You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined
209 to get it cured.
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
291
/crime
In the guise of darkness you break into a home to steal jewelry worth
568
/work
You find
61 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
94 for it!
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
81
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 38 seconds.
shit
/crime
You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined
219
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
63 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
262 for the good time.
/work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
57 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
/balance
/work
You worked and gained
83
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
392 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
84
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
266!
/work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make
91 for your lack of effort.
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
83 off your performance.
/work
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win
90.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
87
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
75
/work
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
77 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/work
You drive women to the store for
50
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
o
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
97
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
96!
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
65 though.
same pfp
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
73 .
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
78!
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
68
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
53
/crime
You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a
271 fine!
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
68.
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
153
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
64
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
237
/crime
You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is
33.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 4 seconds.
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
58
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
91.
/crime
You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste
691 on getting high.
…
/work
You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make
67 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.
Wtf I don't want to be a mermaid
/work
You battled and gained
64.
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
82.
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
73
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
97 from ad revenue.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/crime
You sell some cocaine and earn
601...
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
94
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
290 and a sore ass.
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
65
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
261
/Crime
You steal the Queen's crown and sell it on the black market for
601
/crime
You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty
200 fine
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
303 inside it
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
189 from the client
You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined
388 for sexual assault
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
74
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
72
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win
80.
this is crazy
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
85
/work
You drive women to the store for
70
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
397 for their medical fees.
i guess its a sign
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
273 at you.
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
75 for your contributions !
You rob the Goodsprings General Store and come out with
294
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
90
/crime
You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined
424
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
241 for your services.
/work
You walk dogs for
62.
/crime
You robbed the Grinch and happen to find something in his collection! You sell it for
698
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
99. The students loved you!
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
99 for helping them out.
/crime
You were caught in the act, and fined
527
/money
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
75
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 29 minutes and 8 seconds.
/crime
Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost
200.
/work
You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make
60.
/work
You work all day at the factory
76
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
72.
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
84!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 9 seconds.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
65
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
52 anyway.
/work
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make
97 for your vivid imagination.
/work
You find
72 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
74
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
70.
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
99!
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
311 for having your junk out.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.
what the hell why i cant be a slut twice
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
92.
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
99
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
81
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
345.
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
79! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
100
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
104 for the good time.
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 37 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 56 minutes and 2 seconds.
/crime
Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a
518 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!
/work
A drunk man pays you
89 to walk backwards.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
62
/crime
You were caught making shitty memes and lost
469
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
113 for your services.
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
200 from you.
/crime
You hacked a bank and stole
409
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
57.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 44 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 51 seconds.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 12 seconds.
/bj all
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
230.
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
71 as in return!
/bal
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
64
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
73
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
66
/slut
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined
204
/work
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn
100 for your participation.
/work
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn
63 for your participation.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 40 seconds.
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay
63 for a new one.
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
83
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
56 though.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
60
/crime
You were caught vandalising a car and have been fined
261.
/rob dustydoots
You attempted to rob dustydoots, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
153
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 9 seconds.
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
82
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
281.
/crime
You find a trading vulnerability in a game and duplicate inventory for which you sell and earn
413
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
60
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
271
/crime
You break into a movie theatre and steal all the popcorn, which you sell to a group of hungry college students for
533.
/rob silas arlo
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 52 minutes and 30 seconds.
/work
You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid
80 to dust off dinosaur fossils.
/crime
You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a
280 fine.
/slut
You found an extra
341 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
83
/crime
You mug someone in a video game for all that they have, too bad it wasn't anything but some worthless bottle caps, netting you
632
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
334 from you as compensation.
/crime
You hacked google and stole
283.
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
98
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
58.
/slut
An adult video site pays you
197 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 23 seconds.
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
66
After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined
210 but you really don't remember.
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
53 off your performance.
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
237
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
390.
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
59 for doing his job.
/crime
You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined
587 for offending the soccer mom.
/rob atmosk
You were caught attempting to rob atmosk99, and have been fined
367.
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
136.
/crime
Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal
402, luckily you aren't reported.
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
73
/crime
You start up a detective service for a few days, but when you finally get business you end up robbing your client for
619.
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
57
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
105 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
You've been fined
672 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 18 seconds.
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - next_year_ago
2 - arkhamknight8875
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
320
/work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth
54.
/crime
You're caught helping the enemy. Pay
398
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
344
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 58 seconds.
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
74 I think...
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
117.
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
88 for doing his job.
/crime
You were caught stealing from a charity and have been fined
204.
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
75.
/work
You worked and gained
50
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
58
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/slut
You get paid
268 for crossdressing
/crime
You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost
427.
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
79.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 20 minutes and 26 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 20 minutes and 23 seconds.
/work
You work as a model and earn
52
/slut
You rake in
305, but your butthole will never be the same...
/crime
You were caught urinating in public and have been fined
290.
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
72
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
105.
/crime
You steal a pink McLaren and sell it to Kim Kardashian for
582
/crime
You sell a truckload of stolen goods and the former president's suit for
371
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
303!
bro what
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
75 on the floor.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 8 minutes and 45 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 8 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
87
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
286 for your services.
/crime
You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a
508 fine!
shittt
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
86 for your work.
/crime
You work for the Juarez cartel as a brick-presser and earn
315! They'll probably kill you and your family tomorrow. Just saying.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 36 seconds.
shiet
/work
You slept in a bed and found
100 under your pillow when you woke up
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 4 minutes and 8 seconds.
/crime
Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined
0
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
364
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
91 in your direction.
/work
You repair the lights and receive
89
/crime
You were caught making shitty memes and lost
107
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
0.
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 57 seconds.
/CRIME
You sneak into the White House and manage to get your hands on a small loan of a million dollars. Unfortunately, you lose most of it while escaping, and only take home
510
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
293
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
78
/crime
You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost
200
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
53
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
53 went down your toilet
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 6 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 20 seconds.
/tahiti
You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a
200 fine!
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
292 and a real sore hangover.
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make
94 for your vivid imagination.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 18 minutes and 4 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
63
/work
64 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/crime
You steal a valuable painting from a museum and sell it to a wealthy collector for
299
/deposit all
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
72
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
72
/crime
You steal a delivery truck full of designer shoes and sell them on the black market for
470.
You hack into a social media account and post embarrassing content, demanding
459 to remove it
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
272.
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
86.
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
57!
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
97 for your services.
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
115!
/crime
You steal
604 from your boss and didn't get caught.
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
92
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 20 seconds.
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
218.
/crime
You were caught feeding pigeons in a no-feeding zone and have been fined
422.
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
63.
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
235 from the client
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
347 and maybe chlamydia.
/crime
You are hired by one of the admins to take out a server member. You were caught by the police and are fined
382
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
97. Good job.
/with 500
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
90
/slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
230 to get it repaired.
/crime
You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back
60.
/bal
/work
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
/work
81 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/crime
You sneak into a zoo and steal a baby elephant, which you sell to a wealthy collector for
633.
/crime
You lied on your tax return and have been fined
415.
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
97 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
75
/crime
Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you
621 in sheer terror.
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
299
OOOH
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
86
You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined
286
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
392.
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
58
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
92
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 17 minutes and 33 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 17 minutes and 35 seconds.
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
53 for your team winning!
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
135.
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
82.
You hacked your parent's bank account and made
577.
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
78! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
Half of rdr2 side missions
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
75!
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
364!
/crime
You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined
306
FUCK
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
71
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
87 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
99.
/crime
You were caught driving a car with expired license plates and have been fined
666.
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
149
/crime
Local crime lords remember you still owe a debt to them. You are robbed at gunpoint and lose
200.
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
283!
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
71
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
62
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
373.
/crime
Those weren't girl scout cookies, but hey you got
549
/crime
You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose
205 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
0
/work
Just take the
74 and go...
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
76
You were caught with your pants down outside the cemetery, and have been given a
386 fine!
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
169 : D
/crime
You trespassed onto private property and have been fined
200.
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
0.
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
81
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You drive women to the store for
66
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 15 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 6 minutes and 27 seconds.
/work
You worked overtime for
62
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 25 seconds.
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
60 out of pity.
/slut
That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
141 in hospital fees.
/crime
You steal someone's Halloween candy and give your friend half of it. He pays you
544