You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
100
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You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
100
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Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @mortal vine
You were caught attempting to rob ezaaniscool, and have been fined
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/balance
woah
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/deposit all
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/slut
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72 on the ground.
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131 for having your junk out.
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/rob silas sell
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob gus
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - de_brown_ranger
2 - Gustavo Fring#0457
3 - bullstr
4 - gusfring1433
5 - taiwan_dd
6 - gus1625
7 - gus2427
8 - cowb_yss
9 - gus1997
10 - Cosmas849#5394
/rob bullstr
Cancelled command.
You attempted to rob bullstr, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
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/work
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/slut
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/work
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/slut
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486.
/rob @fierce oar
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/crime
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336, but your butthole will never be the same...
/work
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/slut
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/crime
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/slut
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485
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54
/crime
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/crime
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/rob fiso_48
You robbed
327 from fiso_48.
/work
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/slut
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/rob perturbabe, #1 Arthur Hater
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/rob perturbabe, #1 Arthur Hater
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Loser
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/crime
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/crime
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/work
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/crime
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/slut
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/slut
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/buy revolver
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/slut
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/crime
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/crime
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/slut
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/crime
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1
omg
/work
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/slut
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/crime
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/slut
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/slut
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/crime
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/slut
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282.
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/work
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/crime
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/slut
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/work
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/crime
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/slut
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370
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389
Oh wow
/work
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/slut
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394.
ok.
/work
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50
/slut
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/work
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/slut
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135
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/slut
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295 fine!
snorts coke
/work
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99 because we pity you.
bro💀
/work
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64.
/work
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81 for your struggles.
/work
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84.
/work
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90
/work
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53.
/work
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/crime
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403 for offending the soccer mom.
/slut
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185 to get it cured.
/work
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/crime
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507 .
/slut
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/work
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/work
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76
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/slut
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/work
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56
/work
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/crime
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480 to clean it up.
/slut
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308!
/work
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98
/work
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/slut
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238
/work
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82
/work
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/slut
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/crime
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205
fuck it, im not gonna do any more crimes
/work
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/slut
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213
/work
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/slut
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172 for the good time.
/crime
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263.
/work
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/crime
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/crime
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/work
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79
/slut
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315
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512 from baine406.
/work
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/slut
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307 to get it cured.
/crime
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689
/work
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86
/work
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90
/crime
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200
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Hi
/crime
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214 in hospital expenses...
wow-
/slut
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358
/crime
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475
/work
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75.
/work
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50
/work
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/search
/work
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63 for your participation.
/crime
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453
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
370
/search
You were caught attempting to rob baine406, and have been fined
602.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
87
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
349 in return!
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
74 for watching.
/work
You work as a caterpillar walker and earn
74 for walking caterpillars on leaves.
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
78
/crime
You sell cellular phones for a whopping
590
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
119, have fun
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
56
You were caught attempting to rob baine406, and have been fined
40.
/rob @ripe badger
You've been fined
337 for trying to rob a poor person.
damn it
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
86
/crime
You were caught making shitty memes and lost
411
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 57 seconds.
/crime
During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate
587 from you.
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
366!
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
52
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
93 from a thrown out wallet.
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
380 for disturbing the public peace.
/crime
You sell your first mixtape and earn
375
/crime
You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste
511 for more in game currency.
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
339
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
94 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
157 for public indecency.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
63.
/crime
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
457 to dodge death.
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
100!
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
303
/crime
You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost
403 when you fell over.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob arbarn
You attempted to rob arbarn, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
98
/slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined
98
/crime
You did a crime and for some reason you now have
623 more
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
89.
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
82!
/crime
You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined
200
/work
You were farming and earned
88
/work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make
77 for your lack of effort.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 20 seconds.
You robbed
131 from baine406.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
87
/dep all
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
62, as it was originally their job
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
100
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
81
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 37 seconds.
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for
281
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
87
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
86
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
162 in order to keep quiet about it.
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
58.
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
200
You milk a cow for
67
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 39 seconds.
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 2 seconds.
/crime
You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost
67
/dep all
You were caught attempting to rob baine406, and have been fined
131.
You post nudes on the internet for
266
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
66 in profits
/crime
Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined
128.
😢
/crime
You break into a bakery and steal all the bread, selling it to a group of pigeons for
479
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
69
/crime
You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay
612 for bail!
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
203 to your Patreon!
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
85
/crime
You milk your videos with clickbait and giveaway-videos, earning
615
/slut
You earned
376 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
55
/slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
106.
/crime
You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose
0.
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
65
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
98!
You robbed
209 from baine406.
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
166 on your way out of the locker room.
You robbed
42 from baine406.
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
135
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
52
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
68
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
92
/deposit all
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
77 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
370.
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
84
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
309... yikes
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
64
/slut
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay
399 for a new one.
/crime
You call a few friends and raid a newspaper shop with machetes. The operation is successful, and from the loot you earn
596.
/crime
The cops start chasing you, and
538 falls out of your pocket!
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
331 in one night.
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
59
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
61
/crime
You were caught feeding pigeons in a no-feeding zone and have been fined
666.
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
168 fine!
/work
You work as a professional tea taster and earn
69 for tasting different types of tea.
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
316 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/crime
You sell body parts on the black market
642 in profit.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
88 worth of scrap.
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
265
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 45 seconds.
/crime
You did a crime and got
330 from it :/
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
55
/crime
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube, but someone catches you in the act. You lost
255 and the YouTube channel you worked so hard on. Good job, buddy.
/bal
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
52
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
304!
/crime
You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost
325.
/crime
You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined
200.
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
174
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
92
/rob @vocal knot
You robbed
1 from printoframes.
Damn fat stacks
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
323
Nuh, uh, uh, mister! You are fined
585.
i dont have that much
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
54
/crime murder
You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined
54.
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 45 seconds.
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
0 for disturbing the public peace.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
82 😃
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
200
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
99
/crime murder
You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at
299.
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
387.
You cannot be a slut for 53 minutes and 8 seconds.
/crime
You were caught driving under the influence of alcohol and have been fined
694.
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
173.
/work
You walk dogs for
91.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 43 seconds.
/rob @scarlet pumice
You attempted to rob mothiary, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @worn atlas
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
59.
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
104 to fuck the girls inside.
/crime
You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty
512 fine
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
67 for it!
/crime
You were caught stealing flowers from a public garden and have been fined
67.
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
173!
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
100!
/work
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make
54 for your vivid imagination.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/rob @ripe badger
You attempted to rob qvueenjess, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @static hawk
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/slut
You earn
109 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 54 seconds.
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
323 went down your toilet
lmao
You steal all the candy from a candy store. After fighting the urge to eat it, you sell it for
607.
damn
i was just going through the past ones
and almost every single person lost around 300+ dollaroos when they chose crime
u the first 1 to win something
/rob @obtuse hornet
You were caught attempting to rob amore'#6676, and have been fined
428.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 57 minutes.
HAH
/crime
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for
0
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 27 seconds.
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
72.
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
57
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You serve the customers and receive
95
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 35 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 35 minutes and 23 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 39 minutes and 45 seconds.
/rob