back-room

[silent gale]

.eldrix

You were caught using someone else's gym membership and have been fined 337.

Reply #4910497

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you 100

Reply #636090

[vast wigeon]

/WORK\

/WORK

[silent gale]

roieschwartz

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn 81

Reply #20

[silent gale]

blublub_12345_99395

You steal a famous celebrity's wig and sell it on eBay for 646

Reply #4910467

blublub_12345_99395

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 105 in order to keep quiet about it.

Reply #636040

[ripe badger]

/rob

[silent gale]

blublub_12345_99395

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[ripe badger]

/rob

[silent gale]

blublub_12345_99395

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

blublub_12345_99395

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 25 seconds.

[lament plover]

/work

[silent gale]

.eldrix

You work as an onion chopper and get paid 71 for chopping onions in a restaurant.

Reply #4910413

[lament plover]

/crime

[silent gale]

.eldrix

You were caught using a stolen credit card to buy things online and have been fined 497.

Reply #4910507

[stoic storm]

/work

[silent gale]

unknown00_99

You work as a starving college student, you found 91 on the ground.

Reply #636396

[lament plover]

/slut

[silent gale]

.eldrix

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned 292

Reply #635871

[stoic storm]

/balance

[daring tendon]

/work

[silent gale]

monito00

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you 86 for watching.

Reply #636345

[daring tendon]

/slut

[silent gale]

monito00

The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay 275 to have them cleaned

Reply #636093

[daring tendon]

/crime

[silent gale]

monito00

You steal a police car and sell it on the black market for 324

Reply #636190

[misty sphinx]

/crime

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You were caught littering and have been fined 0.

Reply #4910508

[misty sphinx]

/slut

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn 135.

Reply #636527

[dim fiber]

/crime

[silent gale]

cliff_08

You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined 200 for offending the soccer mom.

Reply #834632

[dim fiber]

/balance

/slut

[silent gale]

cliff_08

You post nudes on the internet for 230

Reply #636120

[dim fiber]

/crime

[silent gale]

cliff_08

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes.

[dim fiber]

/work

[silent gale]

cliff_08

You work as a children's toy tester and earn 53

Reply #47

[dim fiber]

/rob

[silent gale]

cliff_08

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you 57, as it was originally their job

Reply #636304

[stoic storm]

/work

[silent gale]

unknown00_99

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for 98

Reply #636460

[hidden silo]

/work

[silent gale]

zacharytoner213

You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid 76 to dust off dinosaur fossils.

Reply #4910415

[hidden silo]

/work

/rob

[silent gale]

zacharytoner213

You robbed 370 from unknown00_99.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn 99

Reply #636438

[hidden silo]

/rob @dawn bear

[silent gale]

zacharytoner213

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

[hidden silo]

/crime

[silent gale]

zacharytoner213

You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay 500 to clean it up.

Reply #7106

[hidden silo]

…

/money

[stoic storm]

lol

[hidden silo]

/bank

/bankacccount

[stoic storm]

its /bank balance

[hidden silo]

/bank balance

/bankbalance

/balance

[lament plover]

/work

[silent gale]

.eldrix

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 83

Reply #75

[lament plover]

/slut

[silent gale]

.eldrix

You take it up the ass for 299

Reply #635945

[lament plover]

/crime

[silent gale]

.eldrix

You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of 447

Reply #636156

[unique tree]

/slut

[silent gale]

dilophosaur12

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with 262.

Reply #636465

[unique tree]

/work

[silent gale]

dilophosaur12

You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make 58 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.

Reply #4910402

[unique tree]

/balance

[cerulean merlin]

/work

[silent gale]

icy_ey3z

You were farming and earned 82

Reply #636436

[cerulean merlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

icy_ey3z

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find 259 on the way back to your ship.

Reply #635881

[cerulean merlin]

/work

[silent gale]

icy_ey3z

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make 52 off of donations.

Reply #6953

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got 72

Reply #636286

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for 51.

Reply #636303

[dim fiber]

/slut

[silent gale]

cliff_08

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 111

Reply #635907

[dim fiber]

/crime

[silent gale]

cliff_08

You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined 317

Reply #636112

[dim fiber]

/work

[silent gale]

cliff_08

You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make 100 for your therapeutic skills.

Reply #4910396

[lament plover]

/work

[silent gale]

.eldrix

You gave yourself 94 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

Reply #636480

[lament plover]

/slut

[silent gale]

.eldrix

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find 274 on the way back to your ship.

Reply #635881

[lament plover]

/crime

[silent gale]

.eldrix

You were caught stealing from a charity and have been fined 401.

Reply #4910555

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 93

Reply #17

[stoic storm]

/work

[silent gale]

unknown00_99

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn 75

Reply #41

[stoic storm]

ouch...

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make 75 for your dedication to laziness.

Reply #4910390

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

yygdjxdhbdsjkkczsjj

You have a successful YouTube channel and make 99 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

Reply #635986

[ripe badger]

Not bad ngl more than I thought I’d ever make on YouTube.

[terse matrix]

/slut

[silent gale]

outlandergod928928

Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in 371

Reply #81

[cerulean merlin]

/work

[silent gale]

icy_ey3z

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 56 for your hard work

Reply #838130

[cerulean merlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

icy_ey3z

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 360, and you go ahead with it.

Reply #636421

[eager rampart]

/Work

[silent gale]

drumdump

You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made 65

Reply #636373

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make 70 from your gullible followers.

Reply #4910388

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a snake milker and earn 98

Reply #30

[terse matrix]

/work

[silent gale]

outlandergod928928

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's 100.

Reply #636071

[terse matrix]

/slut

[silent gale]

outlandergod928928

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 355 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[unique tree]

/slut

[silent gale]

dilophosaur12

You fucked a traffic cone and found 166 inside it

Reply #636329

[surreal rose]

/work

[silent gale]

idkwhattoputhere1222

You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make 86 for your skills in temporal navigation.

Reply #4910392

idkwhattoputhere1222

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.

[surreal rose]

/slut

[silent gale]

idkwhattoputhere1222

You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of 140

Reply #636070

[surreal rose]

[cerulean merlin]

/work

[silent gale]

icy_ey3z

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 100

Reply #37

[cerulean merlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

icy_ey3z

You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a 255 fine!

Reply #636008

[daring tendon]

/work

[silent gale]

monito00

You work as a model and earn 62

Reply #18

[daring tendon]

/slut

[silent gale]

monito00

You sell naked photos of yourself online for 357.

Reply #636503

[daring tendon]

/crime

[silent gale]

monito00

During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate 315 from you.

Reply #636426

[fading ether]

/crime

[silent gale]

steaksauce1501

You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay 260 for bail!

Reply #636248

[fading ether]

/slut

[silent gale]

steaksauce1501

You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 354.

Reply #55474

[fading ether]

/work

[silent gale]

steaksauce1501

You bought and sold items and profited 82

Reply #636437

[fading ether]

Wow

This is going great

[dim fiber]

/slut

[silent gale]

cliff_08

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you 375 for the night.

Reply #636471

[dim fiber]

/work

[silent gale]

cliff_08

You did a fundraiser and raised 67

Reply #834686

[dim fiber]

/crime

[silent gale]

cliff_08

You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined 440.

Reply #4910545

[dim fiber]

/eat

[misty sphinx]

/crime

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for 135.

Reply #636398

[misty sphinx]

/slut

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined 0 to get it cured.

Reply #635884

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

kratosthenewgodofwar

As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your 330 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.

Reply #635955

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

kratosthenewgodofwar

Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose 189.

Reply #635996

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

kratosthenewgodofwar

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid 64!

Reply #635882

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for 90.

Reply #636443

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You sweep the floor and get paid 69

Reply #636337

[dim fiber]

/slut

[silent gale]

cliff_08

When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost 179

Reply #635999

[dim fiber]

/crime

[silent gale]

cliff_08

You steal 322 from a loan shark, and move to the other side of the world.

Reply #636072

[dim fiber]

/work

[silent gale]

cliff_08

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make 80 for your vivid imagination.

Reply #4910393

[dim fiber]

/slut

[silent gale]

cliff_08

You cannot be a slut for 52 minutes and 41 seconds.

[onyx crane]

/work

[silent gale]

dinkey_the_dinosaur

You clean the chimney and find 59.

Reply #636287

[onyx crane]

/crime

[silent gale]

dinkey_the_dinosaur

Nuh, uh, uh, mister! You are fined 481.

Reply #636307

[onyx crane]

/balance

/crime

[silent gale]

dinkey_the_dinosaur

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes.

[onyx crane]

/slut

[silent gale]

dinkey_the_dinosaur

You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost 273

Reply #636342

[onyx crane]

FUCK

[terse matrix]

/work

[silent gale]

outlandergod928928

You have worked in the prison gardens for 73

Reply #636468

[terse matrix]

/slut

[silent gale]

outlandergod928928

You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay 392 to get it out

Reply #636477

[fringe folio]

/work

[silent gale]

bleu_berry

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with 67

Reply #636439

[fringe folio]

/slut

[silent gale]

bleu_berry

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as 343!

Reply #204738

[azure charm]

/work

[silent gale]

cthulhugod

You develop games and earn 75.

Reply #636067

[azure charm]

/crime

[silent gale]

cthulhugod

You trespassed onto private property and have been fined 577.

Reply #4910538

[azure charm]

/work

[silent gale]

cthulhugod

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 36 seconds.

[wicked crystal]

hey i'm new, to the game and this discord. finished the story. its awesome, now does anyone have any tips on playing online?

[terse matrix]

Fill out rolls so that you can see all of the channels and that will get you started

Also do the story of online first the look up how to do capitale missions and do those until you get bounty hunter

[lament plover]

/work

[silent gale]

.eldrix

You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make 57 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.

Reply #4910395

[lament plover]

/slut

[silent gale]

.eldrix

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid 329

Reply #636463

[lament plover]

/crime

[silent gale]

.eldrix

You set fire to Starbucks and steal all the coffee worth 527

Reply #636144

[lyric dragon]

/slut

[silent gale]

bloodline112

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned 117

Reply #635871

[cerulean merlin]

/work

[silent gale]

icy_ey3z

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned 54. Good job!

Reply #636279

[cerulean merlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

icy_ey3z

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid 375

Reply #636463

[rare totem]

/work

[silent gale]

jamuhh

You work as an engineer and earn 86

Reply #71

[rare totem]

/slut

[silent gale]

jamuhh

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 382.

Reply #55467

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn 59

Reply #636034

[plucky marsh]

/slut

[silent gale]

crackymalaky

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you 361 on your way out of the locker room.

Reply #636320

[left elbow]

/slut

[silent gale]

jaffacakesocool

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 373

Reply #635907

[left elbow]

/work

[silent gale]

jaffacakesocool

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for 100.

Reply #636556

[left elbow]

/slut

[silent gale]

jaffacakesocool

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 36 seconds.

[left elbow]

/crime

[silent gale]

jaffacakesocool

You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose 673.

Reply #636407

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn 84, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

Reply #636395

[cobalt flower]

/rob

[silent gale]

confusedtelletuby

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn 68

Reply #636034

[stoic moat]

/work

[silent gale]

bogey0927

A drunk man pays you 89 to walk backwards.

Reply #55464

[cerulean merlin]

/work

[silent gale]

icy_ey3z

You have worked in the prison gardens for 98

Reply #636468

[cerulean merlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

icy_ey3z

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid 316

Reply #636463

[daring tendon]

/work

[silent gale]

monito00

You work as a head receiver and earn 91

Reply #22

[daring tendon]

/slut

[silent gale]

monito00

You hooked up with a couple of guys for 145

Reply #636313

[daring tendon]

/crime

[silent gale]

monito00

You were caught hacking into someone's computer and have been fined 661.

Reply #4910556

[rare totem]

/work

[silent gale]

jamuhh

You work as the head of elephants and earn 84

Reply #7

[rare totem]

/slut

[silent gale]

jamuhh

You become a pimp and earn 116!

Reply #636344

[rare totem]

/crime

[silent gale]

jamuhh

Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined 564

Reply #636236

[rare totem]

/work

[silent gale]

jamuhh

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn 51.

Reply #636412

[lyric dragon]

/crime

[silent gale]

bloodline112

In the guise of darkness you break into a home to steal jewelry worth 327

Reply #636096

[lyric dragon]

/slut

[silent gale]

bloodline112

You take it up the ass for 311

Reply #635945

[lyric dragon]

Lmao

[cerulean merlin]

/work

[silent gale]

icy_ey3z

A sudden gust of wind blows 73 in your direction.

Reply #636383

[cerulean merlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

icy_ey3z

You earn 308 for giving some succ (the good kind)

Reply #635878

[stark atlas]

!work

/work

[silent gale]

probstilllost

You did a fundraiser and raised 82

Reply #834686

[stark atlas]

/crime

[silent gale]

probstilllost

You steal a celebrity's personal diary and sell it to a gossip magazine for 321.

Reply #4910526

[stark atlas]

/slut

[silent gale]

probstilllost

You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse, 280 went down your toilet

Reply #636032

[stark atlas]

/dep app

/dep all

/deposit all

Wth

/bal

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 79 for helping them out.

Reply #636491

[twilit niche]

/crime

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You steal a famous musician's guitar and sell it to a collector for 451.

Reply #4910530

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You walk dogs for 81.

Reply #636065

[twilit niche]

/slut

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined 122

Reply #636542

[misty sphinx]

/slut

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse, 0 went down your toilet

Reply #636032

[misty sphinx]

/crime

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You were caught using someone else's gym membership and have been fined 0.

Reply #4910497

[stark atlas]

!work

/work

[silent gale]

probstilllost

You work as a pet food taster and earn 64.

Reply #4910439

[stark atlas]

/slut

[silent gale]

probstilllost

You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you 298.

Reply #636404

[stark atlas]

/crime

[silent gale]

probstilllost

You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined 584

Reply #172

[stark atlas]

Lmaoo

/dep all

[stark atlas]

/slut

[silent gale]

probstilllost

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 206.

Reply #55467

[stark atlas]

/dep all

/crime

[silent gale]

probstilllost

You rob the Goodsprings General Store and come out with 354

Reply #636467

[stark atlas]

/dep all

[cerulean merlin]

/work

[silent gale]

icy_ey3z

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn 67 for your team winning!

Reply #636319

[cerulean merlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

icy_ey3z

You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 238.

Reply #55474

[cerulean merlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

icy_ey3z

You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose 449.

Reply #636407

[cerulean merlin]

fudge

[silent gale]

jjismadfuckingdumb

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly 68 was earned.

Reply #203821

jjismadfuckingdumb

You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined 268

Reply #636106

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a beaver expert and earn 96

Reply #16

[fading ether]

/work

[silent gale]

steaksauce1501

You work as a director of sand bags and earn 75

Reply #12

[fading ether]

/crime

[silent gale]

steaksauce1501

You call a few friends and raid a newspaper shop with machetes. The operation is successful, and from the loot you earn 395.

Reply #636424

[fading ether]

/slut

[silent gale]

steaksauce1501

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid 370

Reply #636463

[terse matrix]

/work

[silent gale]

outlandergod928928

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get 75

Reply #636083

[terse matrix]

/slut

[silent gale]

outlandergod928928

You sell naked photos of yourself online for 358.

Reply #636503

[terse matrix]

/crime

[silent gale]

outlandergod928928

You work for the Juarez cartel as a brick-presser and earn 337! They'll probably kill you and your family tomorrow. Just saying.

Reply #636094

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a human statue and earn 99

Reply #58

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you 58

Reply #636432

[formal wharf]

/work

[silent gale]

mrpineapple3091

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money 66

Reply #636431

[formal wharf]

/crime

[silent gale]

mrpineapple3091

You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you 267 for being a lazy ass person.

Reply #636028

[formal wharf]

Bruh

/slut

[silent gale]

mrpineapple3091

Your friend pays you 137 for you to worship her feet

Reply #636061

[terse matrix]

/work

[silent gale]

outlandergod928928

You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make 52 for your entertaining bedtime stories.

Reply #4910401

[terse matrix]

/slut

[silent gale]

outlandergod928928

You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a 243 fine!

Reply #635892

[terse matrix]

/crime

[silent gale]

outlandergod928928

You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay 585 in hospital expenses...

Reply #636308

[terse matrix]

/dep all

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as crisis actor and earn 64.

Reply #636433

[twilit niche]

/slut

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you 168.

Reply #636404

[unique tree]

/slut

[silent gale]

dilophosaur12

You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you 250.

Reply #635924

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid 91 to dust off dinosaur fossils.

Reply #4910415

[safe glacier]

/slut

[silent gale]

silentnex1899

You managed to get with a famous actress for 339

Reply #635887

[safe glacier]

/work

[silent gale]

silentnex1899

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped 92!

Reply #636414

[safe glacier]

/crime

[silent gale]

silentnex1899

You steal a street sign and sell it to a collector for 528

Reply #4910462

[safe glacier]

/deposit

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with 64

Reply #636439

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

nothingjust

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 62

Reply #17

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

nothingjust

You were caught feeding pigeons in a no-feeding zone and have been fined 262.

Reply #4910506

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

nothingjust

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 54 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

nothingjust

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 38 seconds.

nothingjust

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of 355!

Reply #635946

[barren sapphire]

/work

[silent gale]

username_not_found8340

You work as a professional bed tester and earn 59.

Reply #4910432

[barren sapphire]

/crime

[silent gale]

username_not_found8340

You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost 400

Reply #635876

[barren sapphire]

/slut

[silent gale]

username_not_found8340

You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined 104.

Reply #636305

[barren sapphire]

/bal

[rare totem]

/work

[silent gale]

jamuhh

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly 80

Reply #636015

[rare totem]

/slut

[silent gale]

jamuhh

You do a good deepthroating and earn 184 from the client

Reply #636526

[terse matrix]

/crime

[silent gale]

outlandergod928928

Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose 682

Reply #636393

[terse matrix]

/wrk

/work

[silent gale]

outlandergod928928

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make 93 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

Reply #4910404

[terse matrix]

/slut

[silent gale]

outlandergod928928

A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you 298 for having your junk out.

Reply #636492

[terse matrix]

H

[misty sphinx]

/slut

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You fucked a traffic cone and found 343 inside it

Reply #636329

[misty sphinx]

/crime

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined 288.

Reply #636299

[misty sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 52

Reply #17

[terse matrix]

/work

[silent gale]

outlandergod928928

You clean off the chairs and get paid 56

Reply #636336

[terse matrix]

/slut

[silent gale]

outlandergod928928

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you 324!

Reply #635920

[terse matrix]

/crime

[silent gale]

outlandergod928928

Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts 482 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.

Reply #635951

[terse matrix]

/shop

[safe glacier]

/work

[silent gale]

silentnex1899

You work as a serial murderer... and earn 72

Reply #68

[safe glacier]

/crime

[silent gale]

silentnex1899

Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay 251 back as restitution.

Reply #636108

[safe glacier]

/slut

[silent gale]

silentnex1899

You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes 113 from you.

Reply #636558

[safe glacier]

/del

/dal

/dep all

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

therealkurtcobain7298

You sell body parts on the black market 306 in profit.

Reply #635901

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

therealkurtcobain7298

You got featured and won 68

Reply #636295

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

therealkurtcobain7298

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

therealkurtcobain7298

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 35 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/with all

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped 60!

Reply #636414

[safe glacier]

/crime

[silent gale]

silentnex1899

You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined 556

Reply #636140

[safe glacier]

/work

[silent gale]

silentnex1899

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn 72

Reply #2

[safe glacier]

/crime

[silent gale]

silentnex1899

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 45 seconds.

[safe glacier]

/slut

[silent gale]

silentnex1899

You sell naked photos of yourself online for 225.

Reply #636503

[safe glacier]

/slut

[chrome escarp]

/work

[silent gale]

combat_cletus

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved 67!

Reply #636278

[chrome escarp]

/slut

[silent gale]

combat_cletus

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 129.

Reply #55467

[misty sphinx]

/slut

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have 104

Reply #1441157

[misty sphinx]

/crime

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste 211 for more in game currency.

Reply #55471

[terse matrix]

/work

[silent gale]

outlandergod928928

You work as a snake milker and earn 57

Reply #30

[terse matrix]

/crime

[silent gale]

outlandergod928928

You rummage through a dumpster illegally and find 346!

Reply #636250

[terse matrix]

/slit

/slut

[silent gale]

outlandergod928928

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you 386

Reply #635974

[weary grove]

/crime

[silent gale]

buffalo1889

You dabbed on the haters and got 427

Reply #635938

[weary grove]

/crime

[silent gale]

buffalo1889

You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 31 seconds.

[weary grove]

/slut

[silent gale]

buffalo1889

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent 106 to your Patreon

Reply #635975

[weary grove]

/work

[silent gale]

buffalo1889

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make 86 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

Reply #4910403

[buoyant blade]

/slut

[silent gale]

Sorcus#3953

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you 223 for your solid work.

Reply #636269

[buoyant blade]

/crime

[silent gale]

Sorcus#3953

You steal 332 from your boss and didn't get caught.

Reply #636354

[buoyant blade]

/rob @north sentinel

[silent gale]

Sorcus#3953

You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.

[buoyant blade]

bru

/work

[silent gale]

Sorcus#3953

You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make 52.

Reply #4910437

[buoyant blade]

/slut

[silent gale]

Sorcus#3953

You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 6 seconds.

[buoyant blade]

/crime

[silent gale]

Sorcus#3953

You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 11 seconds.

[buoyant blade]

/work

[silent gale]

Sorcus#3953

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 41 seconds.

[stoic moat]

/work

[silent gale]

bogey0927

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in 91

Reply #636021

[stoic moat]

/crime

[silent gale]

bogey0927

You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined 601.

Reply #636158

[chrome escarp]

/slut

[silent gale]

combat_cletus

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect 396 in one night.

Reply #636466

[chrome escarp]

/crime

[silent gale]

combat_cletus

You break into a university's research facility and steal a prototype robot, which you sell to a tech company for 272.

Reply #4910524

[chrome escarp]

/work

[silent gale]

combat_cletus

You went to work and gained 85

Reply #636510

[wooden walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

westerton113__

You work as a water slide tester and earn 66

Reply #50

[wooden walrus]

/dep

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as an Irish dancer and earn 51

Reply #14

[twilit niche]

/slut

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you 130 for your services.

Reply #636297

[feral lava]

/work

[silent gale]

max21589

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn 73

Reply #21

[feral lava]

/work

[silent gale]

max21589

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 28 seconds.

[feral lava]

/slut

[silent gale]

max21589

Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay 270 for a new one.

Reply #636039

[feral lava]

Nahhh

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned 69.

Reply #636429

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid 71 and given a bottle of wine.

Reply #636483

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You eat bananas for a living and get 59

Reply #636535

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as an Irish dancer and earn 63

Reply #14

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 84 to help fund the project!

Reply #636446

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a professional bed tester and earn 60.

Reply #4910432

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn 73

Reply #59

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as an engineer and earn 68

Reply #71

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make 91 for your expertise in unicorn management.

Reply #4910398

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn 90

Reply #48

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

yonoak

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get 91 for all your items.

Reply #636459

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

yonoak

Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal 449, luckily you aren't reported.

Reply #636292

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

yonoak

You flashed your tits while streaming and received 361 in donations!

Reply #636030

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got 62

Reply #204081

[twilit niche]

/crime

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube, but someone catches you in the act. You lost 345 and the YouTube channel you worked so hard on. Good job, buddy.

Reply #636519

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid 72 for it.

Reply #636518

[paper fog]

/work

[silent gale]

.itzmahyar

You work as a child birth educator and earn 95

Reply #60

[paper fog]

/help

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a professional sleeper and earn 90

Reply #42

[unique tree]

/slut

[silent gale]

dilophosaur12

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped 144

Reply #635904

[half ivy]

/work

[silent gale]

kapaklis

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for 76

Reply #636460

[rare pebble]

/work

[silent gale]

.danjus5339

You take your cat for a walk and gain 52

Reply #636389

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn 77

Reply #635869

[twilit niche]

/slut

[silent gale]

perturbabe

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 194, and you go ahead with it.

Reply #636421

[rare pebble]

/work

[silent gale]

.danjus5339

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning 70.

Reply #636314

[rare pebble]

/work

[silent gale]

.danjus5339

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.

[rare pebble]

/work

[silent gale]

.danjus5339

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 7 seconds.

[rare pebble]

/slut

[silent gale]

.danjus5339

You suck some toes and earn 268

Reply #636551

[rare pebble]

/crime

[silent gale]

.danjus5339

You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost 390

Reply #636088

[rare pebble]

/crime

[silent gale]

.danjus5339

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 47 seconds.

[rare pebble]

/slut

[silent gale]

.danjus5339

You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 2 seconds.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed 67.

Reply #636078

[rare pebble]

/work

[silent gale]

.danjus5339

You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned 89.

Reply #636086

[rare pebble]

/slut

[silent gale]

.danjus5339

You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you 89.

Reply #635924

[rare pebble]

/work

[silent gale]

.danjus5339

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 12 seconds.

[rare pebble]

/crime

[silent gale]

.danjus5339

You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined 0

Reply #636188

[rare pebble]

/work

[silent gale]

.danjus5339

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 63

Reply #636080

[rare pebble]

/work

[silent gale]

.danjus5339

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 37 seconds.

.danjus5339

You robbed 825 from dilophosaur12.

[rare pebble]

/work

[silent gale]

.danjus5339

You drive women to the store for 86

Reply #636048

[rare pebble]

/rob Silas Arlo

[silent gale]

.danjus5339

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 46 minutes and 30 seconds.

[feral vortex]

/work

[silent gale]

dallasnolan

You work as a professional worker and earn 87.

Reply #636046

[feral vortex]

/rob Silas Arlo

[silent gale]

dallasnolan

You attempted to rob baine406, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[rare pebble]

/work

[silent gale]

.danjus5339

You battled and gained 95.

Reply #636473

[rare pebble]

/slut

[silent gale]

.danjus5339

Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined 388.

Reply #635909

[vagrant geyser]

/work

[silent gale]

hayhay7998

100 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

Reply #636327

[vagrant geyser]

/crime

[silent gale]

hayhay7998

You hack into a dating app and blackmail users for 582

Reply #4910461

[vagrant geyser]

/slut

[silent gale]

hayhay7998

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 197

Reply #635907

[vagrant geyser]

/work

[silent gale]

hayhay7998

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 34 seconds.

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you 68

Reply #636353

[twilit niche]

/crime

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You were caught vandalising a car and have been fined 686.

Reply #4910554

[twilit niche]

[rare pebble]

/work

[silent gale]

.danjus5339

You work as an onion chopper and get paid 99 for chopping onions in a restaurant.

Reply #4910413

[rare pebble]

/rob Dallas

[silent gale]

.danjus5339

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - wolfieboye
2 - dallas1023
3 - burntwatermelon
4 - thebroker87
5 - scrimmysloth
6 - dallasnolan
7 - dallasthekid05
8 - Dallas#9306

[rare pebble]

/rob dallasnolan

[silent gale]

Cancelled command.

.danjus5339

You were caught attempting to rob dallasnolan, and have been fined 534.

[terse matrix]

/slut

[silent gale]

outlandergod928928

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped 312

Reply #635904

[weary dagger]

/withdraw 200

[crimson skiff]

/slut

[silent gale]

thegamingbear2022

You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay 273 to fix your leg

Reply #636011

[crimson skiff]

/work

[silent gale]

thegamingbear2022

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 55.

Reply #636058

[weary dagger]

/work

[silent gale]

ahmedyo

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find 63 worth of scrap.

Reply #636470

[weary dagger]

/crime

[silent gale]

ahmedyo

Don't tell anybody what you just did. Here is 536.

Reply #636162

[weary dagger]

/slut

[silent gale]

ahmedyo

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you 362 for the good time.

Reply #635911

[silent gale]

mrs.escuella

You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 223.

Reply #55474

mrs.escuella

You dabbed. 673 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you

Reply #636400

mrs.escuella

You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding 80. Congrats!

Reply #636450

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn 100 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.

Reply #4910408

[silent gale]

mrs.escuella

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive 97

Reply #636349

mrs.escuella

An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined 273

Reply #636107

mrs.escuella

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with 107.

Reply #636368

[devout nova]

/crime

[silent gale]

rhys.0

You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn 692

Reply #636226

[devout nova]

/slut

[silent gale]

rhys.0

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn 267

Reply #635949

[devout nova]

/work

[silent gale]

rhys.0

You work as a bread scientist and earn 95

Reply #27

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned 86.

Reply #636429

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You got featured and won 66

Reply #636295

[lament plover]

/work

[silent gale]

.eldrix

You work as a pumpkin picker 54

Reply #6069

[lament plover]

/crime

[silent gale]

.eldrix

You parked in a handicap spot without a permit and have been fined 670.

Reply #4910546

[lament plover]

/slut

[silent gale]

.eldrix

You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed 133.

Reply #636063

[buoyant blade]

/slut

[silent gale]

Sorcus#3953

You go down on that rich kid and earn 352

Reply #635900

[buoyant blade]

/crime

[silent gale]

Sorcus#3953

You did a crime and got 354 from it :/

Reply #636435

[buoyant blade]

/work

[silent gale]

Sorcus#3953

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped 83!

Reply #636414

[slate wolf]

/slut

[silent gale]

petrol_

You are weirdly good with your hands, have 259

Reply #636555

[finite gulch]

/work

[silent gale]

female_topg

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn 88

Reply #45

[finite gulch]

/slut

[silent gale]

female_topg

You sell naked photos of yourself online for 303.

Reply #636503

[finite gulch]

/crime

[silent gale]

female_topg

You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a 469 fine!

Reply #636310

female_topg

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 15 seconds.

[austere scarab]

/work

[silent gale]

nickysot555

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain 57

Reply #636390

[austere scarab]

/work

[silent gale]

nickysot555

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 39 seconds.

[austere scarab]

/work

[silent gale]

nickysot555

You work as a Penguinologist and earn 71

Reply #636079

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you 66 for watching.

Reply #636345

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 58

Reply #636374

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work hard all day and your boss pays you 87 after the pizzeria closes down.

Reply #636352

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found 85!

Reply #636550

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work at a lamp store and earn 70

Reply #635947

[misty sphinx]

/slut

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse, 0 went down your toilet

Reply #636032

[misty sphinx]

/crime

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You successfully complete a heist and earn 489!

Reply #636187

[misty sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You work as a professional tea taster and earn 54 for tasting different types of tea.

Reply #4910410

[stark atlas]

!slut

/slut

[silent gale]

probstilllost

You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes 215 from you.

Reply #636558

[stark atlas]

Fk lmao

/crime

[silent gale]

probstilllost

You trip on a banana on your getaway, and get busted for 497!

Reply #636417

[stark atlas]

Dangit

/work

[silent gale]

probstilllost

You repair the lights and receive 97

Reply #636339

[stark atlas]

/bal

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You did a fundraiser and raised 55

Reply #834686

[terse matrix]

/slut

[silent gale]

outlandergod928928

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you 304 to stop because that's weird.

Reply #636350

[terse matrix]

/work

[silent gale]

outlandergod928928

You work as a bounty hunter and earn 75

Reply #57

[terse matrix]

/crime

[silent gale]

outlandergod928928

Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined 291

Reply #636236

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 59 for helping them out.

Reply #636491

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you 79

Reply #636090

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

Taxes collected! You have gained 67

Reply #636506

[misty sphinx]

/slut

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay 253 for surgery.

Reply #636271

[misty sphinx]

/crime

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You hack into a social media account and post embarrassing content, demanding 374 to remove it

Reply #4910473

[misty sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You work as a beefeater and earn 82

Reply #56

[rare pebble]

/slut

[silent gale]

.danjus5339

You hooked up with a couple of guys for 382

Reply #636313

[rare pebble]

/work

[silent gale]

.danjus5339

You worked for the Police and earned 95

Reply #636538

[rare pebble]

/crime

[silent gale]

.danjus5339

You stole a package from your neighbour and sold it on the deep web for 464

Reply #636399

[potent garden]

/work

[silent gale]

jlm0711

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain 69

Reply #636390

[potent garden]

/work

[silent gale]

jlm0711

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.

[potent garden]

/crime

[silent gale]

jlm0711

You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined 269

Reply #636181

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

hamzibeg

You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid 86 for streaming it online.

Reply #4910427

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

hamzibeg

You were caught shoplifting a bag of chips and have been fined 286.

Reply #4910501

[ripe badger]

A bag of chips 💀

/crime

[silent gale]

hamzibeg

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 41 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/help

/work

[silent gale]

hamzibeg

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 7 seconds.

[slate wolf]

/slut

[silent gale]

petrol_

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 233

Reply #635907

[ruby sable]

/crime

[silent gale]

smokeyttv

You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 8 seconds.

[blazing hound]

/crime

[silent gale]

_g0a

The cops start chasing you, and 200 falls out of your pocket!

Reply #636522

[blazing hound]

/work

[silent gale]

_g0a

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain 79

Reply #636390

[blazing hound]

/slut

[silent gale]

_g0a

You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took 79 from you.

Reply #636525

[blazing hound]

/work

[silent gale]

_g0a

You cannot work for 1 minute and 49 seconds.

[blazing hound]

/slut

[silent gale]

_g0a

You cannot be a slut for 52 minutes and 5 seconds.

[blazing hound]

/work

[silent gale]

_g0a

You eat bananas for a living and get 62

Reply #636535

[blazing hound]

/crime

[silent gale]

_g0a

You cannot commit a crime for 44 minutes and 47 seconds.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You slept in a bed and found 83 under your pillow when you woke up

Reply #838259

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

brick4424

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make 92 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

Reply #4910404

[turbid jay]

/work

[silent gale]

bettercallsaul1609769696.1234212

You work as the head of potatoes and earn 74

Reply #13

[turbid jay]

/work

[silent gale]

bettercallsaul1609769696.1234212

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 9 seconds.

[rare totem]

/work

[silent gale]

jamuhh

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 62

Reply #636441

[old storm]

/work

[silent gale]

illu05

You drive women to the store for 85

Reply #636048

[misty sphinx]

/crime

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You steal your neighbours cat and sell it for 379

Reply #636176

[misty sphinx]

/slut

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You couldn't get it up and lost 106

Reply #635930

[misty sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 66

Reply #75

[fringe folio]

/work

[silent gale]

bleu_berry

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for 87

Reply #636460

[fringe folio]

/crime

[silent gale]

bleu_berry

You're hired as a hitman for 420

Reply #636129

[fringe folio]

/slut

[silent gale]

bleu_berry

You work as a cunning linguist and earn 115

Reply #28

[placid flume]

/crime

[silent gale]

mrdark404

You stole a car and sold it for 338

Reply #636230

[placid flume]

/slut

[silent gale]

mrdark404

You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs 132

Reply #635912

[placid flume]

/work

[silent gale]

mrdark404

You worked and gained 90

Reply #636440

[placid flume]

/crime

[silent gale]

mrdark404

You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 46 seconds.

[wooden walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

westerton113__

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make 54 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

Reply #636334

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found 88 on the way back home!

Reply #636521

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got 73!

Reply #635954

[blazing hound]

/slut

[silent gale]

_g0a

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn 185

Reply #635949

[blazing hound]

/crine

/crime

[silent gale]

_g0a

You steal an apple from the market for 440

Reply #636302

[blazing hound]

/work

[silent gale]

_g0a

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you 54.

Reply #636282

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 56

Reply #636441

[blazing hound]

/slut

[silent gale]

_g0a

Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in 171

Reply #81

[blazing hound]

/work

[silent gale]

_g0a

You found 53 lying on the floor in General Chat!

Reply #636543

[blazing hound]

/crine

/crime

[silent gale]

_g0a

You steal a famous chef's secret recipe book and sell it to a rival restaurant for 696.

Reply #4910525

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly 96

Reply #636015

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make 84 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

Reply #4910403

[blazing hound]

/work

[silent gale]

_g0a

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got 60.

Reply #636410

[blazing hound]

/slut

[silent gale]

_g0a

You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 12 seconds.

[blazing hound]

/crime

[silent gale]

_g0a

You cannot commit a crime for 5 minutes and 25 seconds.

[slate wolf]

/slut

[silent gale]

petrol_

Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you 146 for public indecency.

Reply #636266

[old gazelle]

/crime

[silent gale]

Nut Rag#1386

You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose 200.

Reply #636407

[old gazelle]

/slut

[silent gale]

Nut Rag#1386

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some 267

Reply #635966

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a snake milker and earn 67

Reply #30

[buoyant blade]

/slut

[silent gale]

Sorcus#3953

An adult video site pays you 137 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

Reply #55469

[buoyant blade]

/crime

[silent gale]

Sorcus#3953

You steal a street performer's hat filled with money, making 456

Reply #4910487

[buoyant blade]

/work

[silent gale]

Sorcus#3953

You are paid 57 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

Reply #635989

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You bought and sold items and profited 70

Reply #636437

[velvet solar]

/work

[silent gale]

zaynnezedd

You bake cupcakes and receive 86

Reply #636341

[velvet solar]

/slut

[silent gale]

zaynnezedd

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you 137 after.

Reply #636261

[blazing hound]

/slut

[silent gale]

_g0a

You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole 373.

Reply #636298

[blazing hound]

/work

[silent gale]

_g0a

You work as a cookie cutter and earn 62.

Reply #636055

[blazing hound]

/crine

/crime

[silent gale]

_g0a

You sneak into a research facility and steal a vial of experimental serum, which you sell to a pharmaceutical company for 324.

Reply #4910515

[silent gale]

stayhalalmybrothers

You found 58 lying on the floor in General Chat!

Reply #636543

stayhalalmybrothers

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

stayhalalmybrothers

You sneak into a zoo and steal a penguin, selling it on the black market for 683

Reply #4910458

[silent gale]

yoda4837

You assassinated an African drug lord for 629

Reply #635928

yoda4837

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 74 for your hard work

Reply #838130

yoda4837

You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you 110!

Reply #635894

[blazing hound]

/slut

[silent gale]

_g0a

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find 211 on the way back to your ship.

Reply #635881

[blazing hound]

/work

[silent gale]

_g0a

You work as a sewer inspector and earn 84

Reply #51

[blazing hound]

/crime

[silent gale]

_g0a

You got seen by a police officer while trying to take some purses, you have been fined 311!

Reply #636001

[oblique raptor]

/work

[silent gale]

gulb27

You work as a beaver expert and earn 90

Reply #16

[oblique raptor]

/crime

[silent gale]

gulb27

You call a few friends and raid a newspaper shop with machetes. The operation is successful, and from the loot you earn 353.

Reply #636424

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn 85

Reply #11

[frail pelican]

/work

[silent gale]

h238x

You drive women to the store for 86

Reply #636048

[frail pelican]

/work

[silent gale]

h238x

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.

[frail pelican]

/work

[silent gale]

h238x

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 97

Reply #36

[frail pelican]

/work

[silent gale]

h238x

You work in Greggs and earn 63

Reply #635899

[fierce oar]

/slut

[silent gale]

arbarn

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned 238

Reply #636089

[fierce oar]

/work

[silent gale]

arbarn

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 98

Reply #635952

[fierce oar]

/crime

[silent gale]

arbarn

You cannot commit a crime for 31 minutes and 27 seconds.

[cerulean merlin]

/work

[silent gale]

icy_ey3z

You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make 69 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.

Reply #4910395

[fierce oar]

/work

[silent gale]

arbarn

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get 67 for all your items.

Reply #636459

[fierce oar]

/crime

[silent gale]

arbarn

You hacked your parent's bank account and made 458.

Reply #635980

[fierce oar]

/slut

[silent gale]

arbarn

You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you 123.

Reply #635924

[frail pelican]

/work

[silent gale]

h238x

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of 89 off your new game.

Reply #55463

[frail pelican]

/work

[silent gale]

h238x

You gave yourself 80 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

Reply #636480

[frail pelican]

/WORK

[silent gale]

h238x

You work as a starving college student, you found 69 on the ground.

Reply #636396

[frail pelican]

/work

[silent gale]

h238x

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.

[frail pelican]

/deposit all

[fierce oar]

/crime

[silent gale]

arbarn

You pickpocket someone successfully and steal the money out of their wallet, there was 631 in it

Reply #636145

[fierce oar]

/work

[silent gale]

arbarn

You work as an ear cleaner and earn 74

Reply #44

[fierce oar]

/slut

[silent gale]

arbarn

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some 156

Reply #635966

[tidal bolt]

/work

[silent gale]

jayden._.bruh

You got cloned for science. You earned 76

Reply #635872

[tidal bolt]

/slut

[silent gale]

jayden._.bruh

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect 308 in one night.

Reply #636466

[tidal bolt]

/crime

[silent gale]

jayden._.bruh

You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined 294

Reply #636218

[prisma kelp]

/work

[silent gale]

onion1231

A sudden gust of wind blows 65 in your direction.

Reply #636383

[prisma kelp]

/slut

[silent gale]

onion1231

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned 274

Reply #838124

[fierce oar]

/work

[silent gale]

arbarn

You milk a cow for 99

Reply #41924

[fierce oar]

/slut

[silent gale]

arbarn

You take it up the ass for 132

Reply #635945

[fierce oar]

/crime

[silent gale]

arbarn

You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at 231.

Reply #636476

[fierce oar]

/work

[silent gale]

arbarn

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn 62

Reply #54

[fierce oar]

/slut

[silent gale]

arbarn

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with 209.

Reply #636368

[fierce oar]

/crime

[silent gale]

arbarn

You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a 271 fine!

Reply #635994

[fierce oar]

/crime

[silent gale]

arbarn

You rob an ATM, but the CCTV captures your face. You are fined 0

Reply #635992

[fierce oar]

/work

[silent gale]

arbarn

You worked and gained 82

Reply #636440

[fierce oar]

/slut

[silent gale]

arbarn

Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose 82.

Reply #635996

[fierce oar]

/work

[silent gale]

arbarn

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid 98!

Reply #635874

[fierce oar]

/slut

[silent gale]

arbarn

You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 49 seconds.

[fierce oar]

/crime

[silent gale]

arbarn

You cannot commit a crime for 33 minutes and 33 seconds.

[fierce oar]

/crime

[silent gale]

arbarn

While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined 98

Reply #636091

[fierce oar]

/slut

[silent gale]

arbarn

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 397 from the men.

Reply #636081

[fierce oar]

/work

[silent gale]

arbarn

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you 83.

Reply #834680

[proud roost]

/slut

[silent gale]

randoombullshit

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 168 to fuck the girls inside.

Reply #636365

[proud roost]

/work

[silent gale]

randoombullshit

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 9 seconds.

[proud roost]

/deposit

/crime

[silent gale]

randoombullshit

You break into a university's research facility and steal a prototype robot, which you sell to a tech company for 430.

Reply #4910524

[proud roost]

/deposit

[proud roost]

/slut

[silent gale]

randoombullshit

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D 141 : D

Reply #635875

[proud roost]

/crime

[silent gale]

randoombullshit

You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined 265 for sexual assault

Reply #636197

[proud roost]

/balance

[rare totem]

/work

[silent gale]

jamuhh

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for 59

Reply #636317

[haughty cedar]

/work

[silent gale]

foxx52

You drive women to the store for 94

Reply #636048

[haughty cedar]

/crime

[silent gale]

foxx52

You were caught lying at a truth or dare question! The fine is 371.

Reply #636537

[haughty cedar]

/slut

[silent gale]

foxx52

You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined 0

Reply #635985

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You take part in a medical research study and get paid 51 for your participation.

Reply #4910436

[static hawk]

/work

[silent gale]

shadowcloak4

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you 81.

Reply #636482

[static hawk]

/work

[silent gale]

shadowcloak4

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 23 seconds.

[static hawk]

/crime

[silent gale]

shadowcloak4

You robbed a grocery store and got 584

Reply #636185

[static hawk]

/with all

/crime

[silent gale]

shadowcloak4

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 34 seconds.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work in Greggs and earn 99

Reply #635899

[prisma dagger]

/crime

[silent gale]

hinokamifruit1111

You were caught using a stolen bike and have been fined 200.

Reply #4910509

[prisma dagger]

/work

[silent gale]

hinokamifruit1111

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you 57.

Reply #636403

[prisma dagger]

/work

/work

[silent gale]

hinokamifruit1111

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

[prisma dagger]

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

/crime

[silent gale]

hinokamifruit1111

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 2 seconds.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn 65

Reply #59

[small wolf]

/work

[silent gale]

itzatzzzs

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you 61.

Reply #636403

itzatzzzs

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[small wolf]

/crime

[silent gale]

itzatzzzs

You rob a convenience store for 378

Reply #636126

[small wolf]

/deposit

[haughty cedar]

/work

[silent gale]

foxx52

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned 93

Reply #635873

[haughty cedar]

/crime

[silent gale]

foxx52

You were caught making shitty memes and lost 93

Reply #636131

[twilit niche]

/work

[silent gale]

perturbabe

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned 74!

Reply #636047

[thorny crescent]

/work

[silent gale]

iamgina

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for 78

Reply #636317

[twilit niche]

/work