#back-room
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You clean off the counters and get paid
68
/crime
You were caught shoplifting a bag of chips and have been fined
68.
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
0 for surgery.
/rob @broken sorrel
You attempted to rob baine406, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
51 to help fund the project!
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
74
/work
You work as a caterpillar walker and earn
98 for walking caterpillars on leaves.
/work
You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make
69 for your expertise in unicorn management.
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
157
/crime
You parked in a handicap spot without a permit and have been fined
413.

/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
74
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
283
/crime
You're hired as a hitman for
314
amazing
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
94
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
98.
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
309.
/crime
You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay
622 for the damage.
ew
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
78
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
65
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
61. The students loved you!
/rob @broken sorrel
You attempted to rob baine406, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
57
/crime
You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole
57 from you!
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
162
/dep all
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
80
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 10 minutes and 59 seconds.
/rob @worthy quarry
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 56 minutes.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 9 seconds.
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
216!
/crime
You've been asked to steal the last tiramisu from the kitchen, you got
393 for a job well done.
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
94 worth of scrap.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
83
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
242!
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
52. Congrats!
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
214
/crime
You got seen by a police officer while trying to take some purses, you have been fined
298!
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
74
/slut
You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined
237 to get it cured.
/crime
You rob a gas station of all its fidget spinners. You sell them for
426 to some 11 year olds.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
50 ๐
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 33 minutes and 39 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make
59.
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
106.
/crime
You dress up as a mascot and steal the team's championship trophy, which you sell to a sports memorabilia collector for
339.
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
258
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
96
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 13 minutes and 49 seconds.
Fuck
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
136 in a baggie next to you.
/work
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
77.
/slut
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
120.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 9 seconds.
/crime
You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of
652.
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
64
/work
You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make
98.
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
146
/crime
Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined
550.
Okay pal
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
77
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
95 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
/bal
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
76
/work
You found
90 on the floor.
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
77
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
92
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
159 at you.
/crime
You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for
508
cool
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
91.
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
111
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
74 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
296!
/crime
You steal a famous musician's guitar and sell it to a fan for
500
fair
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
94. Good job!
/work
You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make
97 for spreading joy and happiness.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
77
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
51!
/crime
In the guise of darkness you break into a home to steal jewelry worth
518
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
208 to restock.
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local cafรฉ. She gives you
242 after.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
57
/slut
You get
389 through donations on your cam stream.
/crime
You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined
516
/slut
You take it up the ass for
334
/crime
You steal a fire hydrant and sell it to a scrap yard for
657
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
57
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
279
Wild
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 26 minutes and 34 seconds.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
63 in profits
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really donโt lie. You earn
69.
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
147.
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
64.
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
353
/crime
You manage to persuade a Lord into thinking that you're a banker. He gives you his
440 for safe keeping.
You were caught attempting to rob scarface_the_world_is_yours, and have been fined
573.
/crime
You pickpocket every single person in the parliament entrance and sneak away with
264
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 54 seconds.
๐
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
84 for your contributions !
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
98.
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
322 fine!
/crime
Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldnโt stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost
377.

/work
You work as an egg and earn
62
/crime
You were caught stealing flowers from a public park and have been fined
493.
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
54
/work
You work as a professional bed tester and earn
67.
/slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
201
/crime
You assassinate an actor for
578
Nice
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
360.
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
204
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
91
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
276
/crime
The police randomly stop you and fine you
272
ew
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
195 to clean the stains.
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
345
/crime
You robbed a Kwik-E Mart and cashed out with
642
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 27 seconds.
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
75 off your new game.
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
57.
/crime
You sneak into a research facility and steal a vial of experimental serum, which you sell to a pharmaceutical company for
396.
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
361 inside it
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
72
/slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined
323
/crime
You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a
393 fine!
amazing
/crime
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for
5
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
253.
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
75.
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
59
/crime
You infiltrate the FBI HQ and make out with the secret plans to sell for
489
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
73. Congrats!
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
86
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
328 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/crime
While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined
340

/slut
You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 37 seconds.
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
223.
/work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
92 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
/work
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
54.
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
388!
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
62
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
347.
/crime
You were caught vandalising a public restroom and have been fined
559.
/work
You got out of bed. Have
69
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
329
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
84
/crime
You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined
631
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
100 in profits
/work
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win
85.
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
62.
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
232!
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
62 for the hard work
/crime
You trespassed onto private property and have been fined
378.
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
99
/slut
Your friend pays you
217 for you to worship her feet
/crime
You break into a lab and steal a canister of radioactive material, which you sell to a shady organisation for
601.
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
303 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
71
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob cat
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - cat_315
2 - laurapalmreader
3 - k3ir4
4 - catie.cat
5 - serotonin_soul
6 - legende9584
7 - cowboycarrds
8 - Cat#2620
9 - sniffycartoon09
10 - ghostscat
/crime
Cancelled command.
You steal your neighbours cat and sell it for
617
/rob cartie.cat
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
325.
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
75, it must be your lucky day!
/crime
You steal a street sign and sell it to a collector for
647
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
68
/work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth
86.
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
350
/crime
You steal
271 from a loan shark, and move to the other side of the world.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
61
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
276
/rob @ripe badger
You attempted to rob suckmadickdogs, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really donโt lie. You earn
94.
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
69. Congrats!
You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined
269
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 28 seconds.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 32 seconds.
You attempted to rob baine406, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
51
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
239.
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
67
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
168.
You robbed a bank and secured
538.
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
352 from the men.
/crime
You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay
297
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
90 for your hard work
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
0 on medical bills.
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
68
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 25 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
80
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 4 minutes and 35 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 20 seconds.
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
57
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
195 to your Patreon!
/crime
You rob a McDonald's and take
600.
/crime
You found
653 under your bus seat. Shhh! Don't tell anyone.
/work
You sell bananas for
67
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
274
/crime
You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined
275!
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
363
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
82
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
330.
/crime
You raided the enemy tribe and got
344
/work
You work as an egg and earn
62
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
83
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
342, and you go ahead with it.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
80
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
107
/crime
You got caught digging up dead memes and got a
307 fine.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 35 seconds.
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
53
/crime
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined
352 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
171 for violating the stay-at-home order.
damn
You robbed
21 from kratosthenewgodofwar.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
84 though.
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
136 went down your toilet
/crime
You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined
563
Okay pal
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
73 from selling drinks
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
134 for having your junk out.
/crime
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
494 to dodge death.
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
50
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
181.
/rob @jade gulch
You attempted to rob voraciousveggie, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You impersonate a delivery driver and steal packages, selling the contents for
282
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
57
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
56.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/crime
You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined
256
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
57
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
200 at you.
/crime
You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a
439 fine!
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
91
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
345 to fuck the girls inside.
/crime
You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined
352 .
/rob @misty sphinx
You attempted to rob blackstone_12429, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @jade gulch
You attempted to rob voraciousveggie, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
๐ญ
/rob @oblique raptor
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
DIE
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
78
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
132.
/crime
You steal your grandma's purse, and find
435 and some butterscotch candy.
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
293!
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
86 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/deposit
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
190
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
66
/crime
You got caught trying to steal iPhone X and pay a fine of
162
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
69
/crime
The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined
69
/slut
You take it up the ass for
314
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
68
/work
You repair the lights and receive
77
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
385
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
60!
/crime
You break into a jewellery store and steal a diamond, selling it to a pawn shop for
380
/rob @ripe badger
You attempted to rob suckmadickdogs, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
74
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
154 to fix your leg
/crime
Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldnโt stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost
402.
/roulette 6819 red
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
0.
/work
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn
60 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
/slut
Your friend pays you
379 for you to worship her feet
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
56
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
59. Good job!
/crime
You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for
59.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 45 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 46 seconds.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
189
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
66
/crime
After many failed attempts, you decide to rob the orphanage, knowing that no one will help them. Upon arriving they are so excited to see a visitor your heart melts and you donate
542 to the orphanage.
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 57 seconds.
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
84!
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
148.
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
486
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.
eh
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
89 though.
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
301.
/crime
You mug a hobo on the street and manage to get
430
/rob @ripe badger
You were caught attempting to rob 1p_q1, and have been fined
538.
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
387
/crime
You were caught using your phone in a movie theatre and have been fined
596.
damn
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
67 for a good job.
/crime
You were caught throwing litter out of your car window and have been fined
267.
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 40 seconds.
Bruh
You found
81 on the floor.
/slut
An adult video site pays you
375 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
78.
/slut
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost
187
/crime
You stole a street sign as a prank, but got caught and have been fined
459.
Amazing
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
51 I think...
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 45 seconds.
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
166.
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
92
/crime
You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to
437
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
239
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
98
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
58
/work
You got featured and won
91
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
181
/crime
You steal a fire hydrant and sell it to a scrap yard for
477
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
127, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
69
/crime
The cops start chasing you, and
281 falls out of your pocket!
/bal
/crime
You stole a street sign as a prank, but got caught and have been fined
58.
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
55
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
200, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/crime
A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined
0 kiddo
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You find
66 randomly lying in the gutter
/rob shaquille.oatmeal
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - shaquille.oatmeal6168
2 - shaquille.oatmeal0877
1
You've been fined
66 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
78
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
381 fine!
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
90
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
102 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/crime
The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate
448
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
80.
/crime
You lied on your tax return and have been fined
80.
/crime
You attempted to divide by zero, destroying the world and losing
200 to restore your save file.
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
70 off your new game.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
59
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
93
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
93 on the ground.
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
71 for doing his job.
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
227 for disturbing the public peace.
/crime
You have been fined
394 because you ate during work hours.
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
66
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
80
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
57
level
You do not have any points registered!
How?!
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
77 off of donations.
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
88 out of pity.
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
362, have fun
/crime
You were caught driving a car with expired license plates and have been fined
397.
Man
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
96
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
73
/crime
You stole a dog and sold it to the old lady next door for
425
/work
You sell bananas for
61
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
350
/crime
Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined
415
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
77!
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
94 was earned.
/work
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make
63.
/crime
You were caught stealing from a charity and have been fined
0.
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
77 from selling drinks
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
90.
/commit genocide on saint denis but dont kill horses
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
98 from ad revenue.
/crime
You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed
653
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob baine406
You robbed
22 from baine406.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 55 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes.
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
69
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
55.
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
79!
/crime
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
250.
You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you
315
bro
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
89
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
82
/crime
You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay
282 or go to jail.
/work
You work as an onion chopper and get paid
52 for chopping onions in a restaurant.
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
55
/crime
You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost
255
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 14 seconds.
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
70!
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
374.
/crime
You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole
321 from you!
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
70
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
82
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
50
/work
You work as an egg and earn
57
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
94
/slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
94.
/crime
You break into a toy store and steal all the teddy bears, selling them on the black market for
614
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
56
/crime
It's your lucky day! You found an unlocked bus and took out
625 from the box of fares.
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
99
/crime
A woman gave you
256, for killing her husband!
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
239 fine!
/crime
You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found
448 in it.
You work as a snake milker and earn
78
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 33 seconds.
/slut
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined
188
/rob JaksOnline
You were caught attempting to rob j2rallo016, and have been fined
353.
/Rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
54
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
94
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
78
You were caught trespassing onto a construction site and have been fined
297.
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
82. Good job!
You were caught fishing without a license and have been fined
159.
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
57 from donations
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
87.
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
88.
/work
You cannot work for 15 seconds.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
94.
/crime
You rob an orphanage for
348
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
81
/crime
After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined
200 but you really don't remember.
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
98 for all your items.
/work
/work
You found
88 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/crime
You are fined
111 for jaywalking
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
187 for your hard work.
/work
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make
94.
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
59.
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
56
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
91
/work
You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid
91 to dust off dinosaur fossils.
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
68.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
95
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
312 went down your toilet
/crime
You were caught using someone else's gym membership and have been fined
256.
๐คช
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
91
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
68
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
68, have fun
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
388!
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
73
/crime
You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost
488
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
54 because we pity you.
#7000
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
76
/crime
You tried to smuggle illegal cheese across the border and got caught. You have been fined
280.
/crime
You lock pick a random house and steal some jewelry and sell it for
315
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @vocal siren
You've been fined
420 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 24 seconds.
lmao
You attempted to rob icy_ey3z, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
im poor
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
171 for disturbing the public peace.
You cannot work for 7 seconds.
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
61.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional tea taster and earn
87 for tasting different types of tea.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 49 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 25 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 seconds.
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
92
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
70.
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
74. The students loved you!
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
83 as in return!
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
85 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
85
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
90, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
131
/crime
You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of
0!
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
60
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
92!
/work
You become a game developer and raised
88 for charity.
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for
173
/bal
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
84
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
129
/crime
You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay
389 or go to jail.
/bal
You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost
200
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
96
/work
You work as an egg and earn
82
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
81 though.
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
264
/crime