You work as a lubricant tester and earn
152.
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You work as a lubricant tester and earn
152.
/crime
You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for
205.
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
97
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
96 I think...
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
357 for the night.
/crime
You murder the nice lady next door and sell her dead corpse for
654
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
80
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
225, have fun
/crime
You were caught shoplifting a bag of chips and have been fined
346.
/work
You worked overtime for
97
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
252
/crime
You murdered your old CEO and found
674 in his jacket!
/work
You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make
92 for your expertise in unicorn management.
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
266.
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
90.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 11 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 11 minutes and 10 seconds.
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
106
/crime
You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant
306
/Work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
70
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob kleingrinki
You attempted to rob klein.grinki, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob gonkbonkthe3rd
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/rob 3rdstreet.saints
You attempted to rob 3rdstreet.saints, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
99
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
136, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/crime
You were caught texting while driving and have been fined
664.
/crime
You were caught littering and have been fined
326.
/work
You are paid
86 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
357 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
59
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 10 minutes and 49 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 10 minutes and 47 seconds.
/crime
You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed
200
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
84!
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid
66 for moving traffic cones on the road.
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
66
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
184
/crime
You are hired by one of the admins to take out a server member. You were caught by the police and are fined
465
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
93.
/crime
You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined
618
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
64.
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
88
/crime
You dabbed.
288 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you
/work
80 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
297
/crime
You smuggle pugs across the Mexican border for a cool
592.
/crime
You were caught spray painting "free hugs" on a building and have been fined
482.
/work
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make
60 for your vivid imagination.
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
272 to your Patreon
/bal
/work
Just take the
79 and go...
/rob perturbabe
You were caught attempting to rob perturbabe, and have been fined
347.
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
74
Deserved
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
88
womp womp
/crime
You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined
0
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
155 from the men.
/balance
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
50 for your work.
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
92.
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
147
/crime
You hacked your parent's bank account and made
294.
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
331
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
53
Let's go
/work
You sell your crab for
52, you monster
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
367... yikes
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
63
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
76, it must be your lucky day!
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
93 for your efforts!
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
90!
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
132.
So cheap..
/work
You do some work around the house for
63
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
345
/crime
You're short when trying to pay for your food at Wawa, and take one too many pennies from their tips jar. Hang your head in shame and give
537 to make up for it
Why did i loose for a penny?!?!
/work
You clean the chimney and find
92.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
87.
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
73
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
84! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
71!
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
85
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
116
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
68 near one of the potatoes
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
156 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/crime
You're caught helping the enemy. Pay
523
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
50
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
296.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You attempted to rob blackstone_12429, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
64.
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
69
/work
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn
73 for your participation.
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
58
/work
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win
64.
/work
You do some work around the house for
68
/crime
You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of
0
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
51
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
95.
/crime
You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a
360 fine.
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
396
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
77
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
85
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
95
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
92
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
90
/work
You sell bananas for
60
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
69
/slut
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
111.
/crime
You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you
403 in payment for a cleaner.
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
382 in return!
/crime
You break into a movie theatre and steal all the popcorn, which you sell to a group of hungry college students for
460.
/work
You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make
64 for your insight into the future.
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
282
/crime
You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you
407 for attempted murder.
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
71
/slut
You get
338 through donations on your cam stream.
/crime
You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined
478
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 19 seconds.
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
56.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 44 minutes and 47 seconds.
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a
200 fine!
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
69
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
66 for your work.
/work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
94
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
179
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
73
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
76
john marston the rock farmer is that you
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
61
/crime
You were caught cheating on a test and have been fined
76.
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
146
/work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make
65 for your lack of effort.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
93 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
You repair the lights and receive
71
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 25 seconds.
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
321 for surgery.
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
73!
Lmao
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
93
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
86!
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
What the
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
78
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
100.
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
102 to your Patreon!
You work as a fake bus passenger and earn
68 for filling up empty seats on the bus.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You attempted to rob monito00, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
50
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
193
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
54
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
62 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/crime
You pour rain water into bottles, claiming that it's Holy water, and sell them for
436
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
316 for their medical fees.
Damn
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
98!
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
226
/crime
You're short when trying to pay for your food at Wawa, and take one too many pennies from their tips jar. Hang your head in shame and give
631 to make up for it
/work
You work as a professional tea taster and earn
64 for tasting different types of tea.
/crime
You were caught shoplifting from a grocery store and have been fined
149.
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
54 for it.
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
50
/work
You gave yourself
75 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
149.
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
51
You work as a fake bus passenger and earn
72 for filling up empty seats on the bus.
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
323.
You were caught attempting to rob perturbabe, and have been fined
471.

/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
56
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
164!
You work for a private military company, earning
85
/crime
You steal a ps4 and pawn it for
610
🤪
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
55
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 19 minutes and 38 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 20 minutes and 1 second.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
78
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
57
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
116
thanks god
/work
/crime
You work as a professional tea taster and earn
94 for tasting different types of tea.
You were caught eating spaghetti without meatballs, and have been given a
417 fine!
/crime
You stole a dog and sold it to the old lady next door for
651
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
51
Never doing crime command again 🔥 🔥 🗣️
/crime
You stole a dog and sold it to the old lady next door for
514
😔
Bro that dog is tossed around like crazy
/work
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win
73.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
89
/crime
You were caught vandalising a public restroom and have been fined
289.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
94
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
171 for your services.
You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you
352
Fuck you
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
76!
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
187.
You tried to cheat on a test by writing answers on your arm, but got caught and have been given a
674 fine.

/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
62
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
52
just 52..
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
50
🙏
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
64 after the pizzeria closes down.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 3 seconds.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
63.
/crime
You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back
64.
This sucks
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
81
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
83
You cannot commit a crime for 13 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
65, as it was originally their job
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
58
/crime
You kidnap a bride and take her hostage for
458
Nioce 👌
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
64.
/crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was
512
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
69
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
345!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 55 seconds.
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
52
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
120 inside it
/crime
A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is
648
/work
You are paid
56 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/crime
You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined
349.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
286 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 11 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 14 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional bed tester and earn
75.
/work
You are paid
52 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
67 for your services.
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
92!
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
151 from the men.
Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost
603.
Fuck you
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
368 on the way back to your ship.
/crime
You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a
406 fine.
You work as a street performer and earn
91
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
87
/crime
You were caught dumping trash illegally and have been fined
422.
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
360 from the client
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
84 for watching.
/work
You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn
53.
/crime
You broke into a museum to steal a valuable artefact, but got caught and have been fined
429.
/slut
You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost
116
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
96
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
355
You milk your videos with clickbait and giveaway-videos, earning
477

/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 45 seconds.
/work
You take part in a medical research study and get paid
84 for your participation.
/slut
You earn
117 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
255!
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
100, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
57
/crime
You ransacked your manager's home, found his prized alarm clock, and sold it for
351
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
58
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
98!
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
77
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
69
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
54.
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
337
/crime
You find
391 laying on the street and take it
/dep all
/work
You milk a cow for
91
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
76!
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
88 off of donations.
/work
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make
86 for your vivid imagination.
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
78
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
221
/crime
You got caught raiding and got fined
511
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
74.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
84 on the ground.
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
88
You do some work around the house for
61
Who paid me
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
55
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
87!
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
356.
im not risking
/work
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid
96 for moving traffic cones on the road.
/crime
You were caught stealing a bike and have been fined
521.
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
91.
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
125
/work
You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make
79 for your expertise in unicorn management.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 25 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 35 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
74.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
70!
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
59!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 18 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
90.
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
277
You sneak into a museum and steal a dinosaur skeleton, which you sell to a private collector for
553.
yeaah
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
314.
Tf
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
97!
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
106!
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
86!
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
91
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 50 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 11 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
69
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
234 for your hard work.
You work as an engineer and earn
81
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
152 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
54
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
327.
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
96
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
175.
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
67!
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
312.
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
81 for all your items.
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
276
Cool
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
78
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
290 to stop because that's weird.
/crime
You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a
349 fine!
/crime
You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of
200
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
363
You work as the head of elephants and earn
91
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 17 seconds.
You cannot commit a crime for 53 minutes and 1 second.
/bal
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
58
/slut
You earned
111 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
You sneak into the White House and manage to get your hands on a small loan of a million dollars. Unfortunately, you lose most of it while escaping, and only take home
502
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 18 seconds.
/bal
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
99.
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
366
You were caught attempting to rob endless_sqn, and have been fined
581.
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
366.
You were caught feeding pigeons in a no-feeding zone and have been fined
458.
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
62
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
50
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
73.
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
164.
/crime
You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined
470.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
55
/slut
You earn
124 for giving some succ (the good kind)
This server is fucking awesome
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
107 to clean the stains.
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
57 for doing it
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
97 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
244
/crime
You rob another server for
256
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
69.
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
362
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
53
/slut
You get
289 through donations on your cam stream.
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube that gets a lot of hits,
679 arrives in the mail the next day.
yeaaaah
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
59.
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
346 after.
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
235 in order to keep quiet about it.
Wild
/work
You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make
69 for spreading joy and happiness.
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
86.
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
99
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
58
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
257 went down your toilet
/crime
You set up a fake kickstarter for a game and end up stealing
443 from unsuspecting investors.
Well
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
95
/crime
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued
438. Great job.
nuh uh
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
76
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
70.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 19 minutes and 47 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 19 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You found
54 on the floor.
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
83
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
58 to help fund the project!
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
351 in total.
/crime
You got caught raiding and got fined
318
Fuck
/work
You work as a model and earn
74
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
80.
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
367, have fun
You murdered your old CEO and found
631 in his jacket!
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
70 off your new game.
/work
You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid
52 for sorting jelly beans by color.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
77
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 22 minutes and 19 seconds.
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
71
/work
You receive a check of
53 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/crime
You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at
253.
😐
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
81!
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
71
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
340.
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
99 off your performance.
/crime
You were caught fishing without a license and have been fined
381.
sad
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
92
/crime 11111
You were caught skipping school and have been fined
292.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
63
/crime
On Highway 9 you come across a courier heading to New Tulsa. You have a small conversation and figure out he is transporting a shipment of scavenged poker chips. Filled with greed you put a bullet in his gut and loot the package. When returning to New Tulsa you sneak the chips into the Hard Rock and cash them in for
409. No one found out... thank God.
/slut
You rake in
321, but your butthole will never be the same...
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
66, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
75
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
126.
/crime
You pickpocket a candy person for
578
/work
You found
93 on the floor.
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
219
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
73
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
93.
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
184.
/work
You gave yourself
89 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
388
/crime
You hack into a company's database and sell their trade secrets to a competitor for
291.
raaaaaaah
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
98!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
63.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
85
/slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
156.
/crime
You robbed a bank and got
333
nice
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
58 for it!
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
241, and you go ahead with it.
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a
441 fine!
sad
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
50
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
74
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 18 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional bed tester and earn
95.
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
390
/crime
After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for
647.
fuck you
ur mum kid
Who tf are you
pls dont hurt me im just a kid
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
95
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
89.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
92
/crime
You managed to steal iPhone X and sold it for
317
/work
You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make
65 for spreading joy and happiness.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
371, have fun
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
86.
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
234
You steal a guard's radio and sell it for parts, and receive
678.
cool
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
56
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 40 seconds.
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a
269 fine!
/work
You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make
82 for spreading joy and happiness.
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
341
/bal
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
84
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
175 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/crime
You found
687 under your bus seat. Shhh! Don't tell anyone.
good
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
71
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
80
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
77
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
66
You break into a firework factory and steals all the firecrackers and sell them for
289
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
229
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
99!
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
217
/crime
You ransacked your manager's home, found his prized alarm clock, and sold it for
464
You ransacked your manager's home, found his prized alarm clock, and sold it for
464
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
189.
What the fuck
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
87
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
363.
Lmaooo
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
207.
BRO
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
76 from a thrown out wallet.
/crime
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined
456 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
122 for disturbing the public peace.
/work
You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning
86 as a reward.
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
329 in donations!
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
335
You steal your neighbour's garden gnome and sell it on eBay for
657
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
52
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 39 minutes and 19 seconds.
/slut
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing
116 to resolve your burnt skin.
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
78.
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
155
/work
A drunk man pays you
50 to walk backwards.
/crime
You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined
536 .
Oopsie
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
73
/work
You gave yourself
53 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
214.
/crime
Those weren't girl scout cookies, but hey you got
289