_zite_
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for 
83.
#back-room
silent galeBOT
_zite_
smoky thunder
/work
silent galeBOT
cubicc_
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 59
sick cosmos
/work
silent galeBOT
gentleman9529
You participate in a scientific study and earn 81 for your time and effort.
sick cosmos
/slut
silent galeBOT
gentleman9529
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you 317.
sick cosmos
/crime
silent galeBOT
gentleman9529
You ransacked your manager's home, found his prized alarm clock, and sold it for 463
summer spoke
/work
silent galeBOT
_zite_
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of 96 😃
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You work as crisis actor and earn 62.
twilit niche
/slut
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost 126
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you 88.
summer spoke
/work
silent galeBOT
_zite_
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make 89.
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn 79
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You work as a parkour specialist and earn 91
summer spoke
/work
silent galeBOT
_zite_
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 77
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 19 seconds.
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You work as a cookie cutter and earn 99.
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of 97
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you 64, as it was originally their job
rain fulcrum
/work
silent galeBOT
kitmanz
You work hard all day and your boss pays you 64 after the pizzeria closes down.
rain fulcrum
/work
silent galeBOT
kitmanz
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn 84.
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid 59
fringe folio
/slut
silent galeBOT
bleu_berry
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 355 and a real sore hangover.
fringe folio
/work
silent galeBOT
bleu_berry
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays 61 for your services.
fringe folio
/crime
silent galeBOT
bleu_berry
You were caught cheating on a test and have been fined 311.
summer spoke
/work
silent galeBOT
_zite_
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn 66, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you 50 for your struggles.
frank bolt
/work
silent galeBOT
llwbbll
You work as an onion chopper and get paid 76 for chopping onions in a restaurant.
frank bolt
/slut
silent galeBOT
llwbbll
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn 330.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You went to work and gained 81
summer spoke
/work
silent galeBOT
_zite_
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found 98
sanfor._
You sell V-bucks and make 63!
sanfor._
Your friend pays you 121 for you to worship her feet
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive 77
loud crow
/work
silent galeBOT
the_real_joe_
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn 70
misty sphinx
/work
silent galeBOT
blackstone_12429
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for 52
misty sphinx
/work
silent galeBOT
blackstone_12429
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 21 seconds.
misty sphinx
/work
silent galeBOT
blackstone_12429
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 80.
misty sphinx
/slut
silent galeBOT
blackstone_12429
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you 252 in return!
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 93 stashed inside one of them.
obsidian wadi
/slut
silent galeBOT
thelucasxd
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes 240 from you.
obsidian wadi
/work
silent galeBOT
thelucasxd
You clean off the chairs and get paid 82
obsidian wadi
/rob
silent galeBOT
thelucasxd
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
obsidian wadi
/crime
silent galeBOT
thelucasxd
You steal a child's piggy bank for 569
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
yonoak
You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make 90 for your expertise in unicorn management.
ripe badger
/crime
silent galeBOT
yonoak
The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined 585
ripe badger
/slut
silent galeBOT
yonoak
You go down on that rich kid and earn 112
loud crow
/work
silent galeBOT
the_real_joe_
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you 77.
loud crow
/crime
silent galeBOT
the_real_joe_
The police randomly stop you and fine you 269
loud crow
/slut
silent galeBOT
the_real_joe_
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you 198 to stop because that's weird.
summer spoke
/work
silent galeBOT
_zite_
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make 55
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make 82 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You work as a street performer and earn 86
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you 89 when you got back home
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make 70.
loud crow
/work
silent galeBOT
the_real_joe_
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 83 to help fund the project!
loud crow
/crime
silent galeBOT
the_real_joe_
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was 83
loud crow
/slut
silent galeBOT
the_real_joe_
You are weirdly good with your hands, have 366
loud crow
/Rob @twilit niche
silent galeBOT
the_real_joe_
You were caught attempting to rob perturbabe, and have been fined 255.
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is 71!
frank bolt
/slut
silent galeBOT
llwbbll
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined 348
frank bolt
/work
silent galeBOT
llwbbll
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn 72!
frank bolt
/crime
silent galeBOT
llwbbll
You stole a car and sold it for 317
frank bolt
Yea
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 63
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly 98
summer spoke
/work
silent galeBOT
_zite_
You work as a lubricant tester and earn 88
silent galeBOT
_zite_
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost 278.
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make 90 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
summer spoke
/work
silent galeBOT
_zite_
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get 76
summer spoke
😭 I'm cursed
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for 50
spice raven
/work
silent galeBOT
qwazyiscool
You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make 76 for your skills in temporal navigation.
spice raven
/slut
silent galeBOT
qwazyiscool
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a 340 fine!
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You work as a pilot and earn 52
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You were farming and earned 54
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You work as a snake milker and earn 100
rain fulcrum
/work
silent galeBOT
kitmanz
You take your cat for a walk and gain 59
rain fulcrum
/ crime
silent galeBOT
kitmanz
You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you 308 for attempted murder.
rain fulcrum
/work
silent galeBOT
kitmanz
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 36 seconds.
rain fulcrum
/crime
silent galeBOT
kitmanz
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 23 seconds.
twilit niche
/rob
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You work as a help desk technician and earn 51
twilit niche
/rob perturbabe
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You cannot rob yourself!
twilit niche
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You repair the arcade machines and receive 72
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn 100, albeit reluctantly.
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
m_ayann
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn 80
ripe badger
/slut
silent galeBOT
m_ayann
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you 187!
ripe badger
/crime
silent galeBOT
m_ayann
You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of 384
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You sell V-bucks and make 75!
ripe badger
/crime
silent galeBOT
m_ayann
You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 54 seconds.
silent galeBOT
dorja.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
honest tartan
/crime
silent galeBOT
dorja.
You are paid 327 to hit yourself.
honest tartan
/slut
silent galeBOT
dorja.
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned 379
honest tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
dorja.
You work as a snake milker and earn 67
summer spoke
/work
silent galeBOT
_zite_
You dig around in your yard and gain 83
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You eat bananas for a living and get 60
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received 90 for your contributions !
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
Taxes collected! You have gained 69
twilit niche
/slut
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You sell naked photos of yourself online for 219.
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You work as a director of sand bags and earn 95
summer spoke
/work
silent galeBOT
_zite_
You work as a space lawyer and earn 79
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with 67
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You work as an engineer and earn 81
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 59 for helping them out.
twilit niche
/crime
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You attempted to divide by zero, destroying the world and losing 688 to restore your save file.
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid 77 and given a bottle of wine.
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make 79 for your insight into the future.
summer spoke
/work
silent galeBOT
_zite_
You work as a circus clown and earn 55.
summer spoke
That wow, you did the impossible
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got 63
honest tartan
/crime
silent galeBOT
dorja.
You successfully created a pyramid scheme making 421 in the process.
honest tartan
/work
silent galeBOT
dorja.
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 70 near one of the potatoes
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn 93
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You work as a circus clown and earn 57.
twilit niche
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make 67.
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you 62.
summer spoke
/work
silent galeBOT
_zite_
You serve the customers and receive 66
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
An unexpected error occurred executing this command.
summer spoke
/work
silent galeBOT
_zite_
You work as a smarties expert and earn 65
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and 51. Good job.
summer spoke
/work
silent galeBOT
_zite_
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 99
fringe folio
/slut
silent galeBOT
bleu_berry
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay 177 to get it repaired.
fringe folio
/work
silent galeBOT
bleu_berry
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned 83
summer spoke
/work
silent galeBOT
_zite_
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid 71
summer spoke
/work
silent galeBOT
_zite_
You work as a dumpster diver and earn 68
tacit flicker
/work
silent galeBOT
screamfan0312
You work as a human statue and earn 61
screamfan0312
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
tacit flicker
/crime
silent galeBOT
screamfan0312
You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose 401 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.
tacit flicker
/slut
silent galeBOT
screamfan0312
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned 157
tacit flicker
/work
silent galeBOT
screamfan0312
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 2 seconds.
tacit flicker
/crime
silent galeBOT
screamfan0312
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 42 seconds.
tacit flicker
/slut
silent galeBOT
screamfan0312
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 49 seconds.
tacit flicker
/work
silent galeBOT
screamfan0312
You cannot work for 22 seconds.
tacit flicker
/work
silent galeBOT
screamfan0312
You cannot work for 7 seconds.
tacit flicker
/work
silent galeBOT
screamfan0312
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for 100.
tacit flicker
/use revolver
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 98
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You made a great pun! Take this 61.
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make 63.
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 61 near one of the potatoes
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make 99 from ad revenue.
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
daassassin1607
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn 93
ripe badger
/slut
silent galeBOT
daassassin1607
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost 373, have fun
ripe badger
/crime
silent galeBOT
daassassin1607
The "Don't Step on the Grass" sign in the park was taunting you, so you pranced all over the grassy fields before picking the pocket of the nearby patrolling traffic officer, you were able to nab 368 from their pockets.
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
daassassin1607
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid 92 for moving traffic cones on the road.
ripe badger
/slut
silent galeBOT
daassassin1607
You cannot be a slut for 42 minutes and 30 seconds.
ripe badger
/crime
silent galeBOT
daassassin1607
You cannot commit a crime for 42 minutes and 33 seconds.
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You work in Greggs and earn 92
twilit niche
/slut
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
Nobody cares about you. You lost 319 trying to twerk.
twilit niche
Damnsnakes
ripe badger
/crime
silent galeBOT
daassassin1607
You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined 312
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
daassassin1607
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 52 for helping them out.
ripe badger
/slut
silent galeBOT
daassassin1607
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you 137.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn 50
summer spoke
/work
silent galeBOT
_zite_
You work as an Irish dancer and earn 68
torn gulch
/WORK
silent galeBOT
torppo81
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for 93.
torn gulch
/CRIME
silent galeBOT
torppo81
You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined 532
torppo81
An adult video site pays you 114 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
torn gulch
/SLUT
ripe badger
/slut
silent galeBOT
daassassin1607
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D 102 : D
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
daassassin1607
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn 77
hybrid anvil
/work
silent galeBOT
_blitsie
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make 88 for your bravery and heroism.
silent galeBOT
_blitsie
You steal a child's piggy bank for 288
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
yonoak
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 82
ripe badger
/crime
silent galeBOT
yonoak
You steal a street performer's hat filled with money, making 646
ripe badger
/slut
silent galeBOT
yonoak
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for 212
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you 80.
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined 130
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 4 seconds.
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth 98.
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 26 seconds.
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You help clean up the local theater. You find 63 strewn about between the seats!
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You cannot work for 52 seconds.
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed 86.
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You work as the head of elephants and earn 99
steep bone
/work
silent galeBOT
klein.grinki
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get 85
steep bone
/work
silent galeBOT
klein.grinki
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
hybrid anvil
/crime
silent galeBOT
_blitsie
You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty 140 fine
hybrid anvil
😭
raw rover
/crime
silent galeBOT
king_dill
You hacked a bank and stole 437
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for 82
twilit niche
/slut
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a 279 fine!
fringe folio
/work
silent galeBOT
bleu_berry
You work as a fake bus passenger and earn 73 for filling up empty seats on the bus.
fringe folio
/slut
silent galeBOT
bleu_berry
You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost 337
static quartz
/work
silent galeBOT
oliviereivilo
You work as a lubricant tester and earn 91
static quartz
/work
silent galeBOT
oliviereivilo
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
static quartz
aww
pseudo thistle
/slut
silent galeBOT
bbhzj7
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra 319.
pseudo thistle
/crime
silent galeBOT
bbhzj7
You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them 571 in damages.
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make 86 for your expertise in unicorn management.
twilit niche
/slut
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you 225!
twilit niche
👉👈
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money 62
tacit flicker
/slut
silent galeBOT
screamfan0312
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you 347 in return!
tacit flicker
/crime
silent galeBOT
screamfan0312
You were caught speeding and have been fined 354.
tacit flicker
/work
silent galeBOT
screamfan0312
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make 62.
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
azurustan
You get a commission request, the payment is 55.
ripe badger
/slut
silent galeBOT
azurustan
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you 346 for your services.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You dig around in your yard and gain 89
pseudo thistle
/slut
silent galeBOT
bbhzj7
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you 375.
pseudo thistle
/work
silent galeBOT
bbhzj7
You work as a children's toy tester and earn 57
pseudo thistle
/crime
silent galeBOT
bbhzj7
You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you 592 in payment for a cleaner.
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
laylow_kc
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn 89
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You worked and gained 52
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 242 from the men.
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly 91.
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You cannot be a slut for 45 minutes and 3 seconds.
uncut stirrup
/crime
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You were caught vaping in the bathroom and have been given a 528 fine.
red ridge
/slut
silent galeBOT
jaytherecker
You worked as a sperm donor and earned 224
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive 88
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 21 seconds.
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 27 seconds.
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped 50!
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You worked as a bartender, and earned 98 from selling drinks
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 260.
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You cannot work for 1 minute and 32 seconds.
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make 61 for your therapeutic skills.
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn 50
rain fulcrum
/work
silent galeBOT
kitmanz
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and 72.
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You work as a serial murderer... and earn 72
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You work as a lubricant tester and earn 226.
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned 59!
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You worked as a businessman and earned 74
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You cannot be a slut for 29 minutes and 27 seconds.
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 53 seconds.
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth 83.
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 21 seconds.
simple parcel
/crime
silent galeBOT
.nojusp
You see a man burying a dead body in the park. He pays you 497 to help him out.
simple parcel
/work
silent galeBOT
.nojusp
You work as a Penguinologist and earn 83
simple parcel
/slut
silent galeBOT
.nojusp
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some 220
simple parcel
/crime
silent galeBOT
.nojusp
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 24 seconds.
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you 226 to stop because that's weird.
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make 59.
simple parcel
/slut
silent galeBOT
.nojusp
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 10 seconds.
simple parcel
/work
silent galeBOT
.nojusp
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 59 seconds.
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You cannot work for 49 seconds.
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid 75 for doing it
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you 343 after.
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you 84 when you got back home
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned 52
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You get 116 through donations on your cam stream.
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got 51!
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 91 for your hard work
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You work as a smarties expert and earn 58
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You cannot be a slut for 37 minutes and 35 seconds.
uncut stirrup
/crime
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You lied on your tax return and have been fined 384.
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn 93
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You work as a vibration consultant and earn 51
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 153
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You clean off the tables and get paid 69
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 8 seconds.
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make 88 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn 51
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 44 seconds.
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 23 seconds.
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 17 seconds.
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You cannot be a slut for 34 seconds.
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid 322
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You work as a professional bed tester and earn 83.
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You work as a beefeater and earn 50
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You cannot be a slut for 41 minutes and 21 seconds.
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid 92 to dust off dinosaur fossils.
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You work as a taxi driver and earn 64
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 46 seconds.
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You cannot be a slut for 7 minutes and 44 seconds.
steep bone
/work
silent galeBOT
klein.grinki
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn 57
steep bone
/slut
silent galeBOT
klein.grinki
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of 220
silent galeBOT
klein.grinki
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 27 seconds.
steep bone
/slut
silent galeBOT
klein.grinki
You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 41 seconds.
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again. 116 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 38 seconds.
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You work as crisis actor and earn 63.
pseudo thistle
/slut
silent galeBOT
bbhzj7
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned 219
pseudo thistle
/crime
silent galeBOT
bbhzj7
You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined 274
pseudo thistle
/work
silent galeBOT
bbhzj7
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn 50
summer spoke
/work
silent galeBOT
_zite_
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn 51
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 43 seconds.
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning 80 as a reward.
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You cannot be a slut for 30 seconds.
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You get paid 208 for crossdressing
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in 58
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn 54 for your participation.
pseudo thistle
/slut
silent galeBOT
bbhzj7
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 314 and a real sore hangover.
pseudo thistle
/work
silent galeBOT
bbhzj7
You work as an egg and earn 100
pseudo thistle
/crime
silent galeBOT
bbhzj7
You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of 587
silent galeBOT
bbhzj7
You cannot be a slut for 56 minutes and 52 seconds.
pseudo thistle
/work
silent galeBOT
bbhzj7
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 58 seconds.
pseudo thistle
/crime
silent galeBOT
bbhzj7
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 2 seconds.
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You cannot be a slut for 25 minutes and 13 seconds.
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 50.
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain 59
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned 73!
simple parcel
/work
silent galeBOT
.nojusp
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid 50.
simple parcel
/slut
silent galeBOT
.nojusp
You fucked a traffic cone and found 154 inside it
simple parcel
/crime
silent galeBOT
.nojusp
You got caught spray painting graffiti on a public building and have been fined 391.
summer spoke
/work
silent galeBOT
_zite_
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 65
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found 66 on the floor.
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You whip it out and manage to rake in 152
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You clean off the tables and get paid 70
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of 57
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You work as a parkour specialist and earn 55
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You clean off the counters and get paid 91
smoky thunder
/work
silent galeBOT
cubicc_
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 72 stashed inside one of them.
smoky thunder
/crime
silent galeBOT
cubicc_
You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost 469
smoky thunder
/slut
silent galeBOT
cubicc_
You managed to get with a famous actress for 217
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You make a living selling weed for 82 a day
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for 50
steep bone
/work
silent galeBOT
klein.grinki
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn 72
steep bone
/slut
silent galeBOT
klein.grinki
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole 234.
steep bone
/work
silent galeBOT
klein.grinki
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 17 seconds.
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn 58
silent galeBOT
yonoak
You decided to embrace your inner dark side, and promptly massacre an entire nation, netting you 503
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
yonoak
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid 53 and given a bottle of wine.
ripe badger
/slut
silent galeBOT
yonoak
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John 129
steep bone
/work
silent galeBOT
klein.grinki
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn 61
steep bone
/slut
silent galeBOT
klein.grinki
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you 359!
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You work as a professional sleeper and earn 86
light mango
/work
silent galeBOT
malileon
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received 97 for your contributions !
light mango
/slut
silent galeBOT
malileon
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you 97.
light mango
/crime
silent galeBOT
malileon
A sudden gust of wind blows away 0
light mango
/rob @broken sorrel
silent galeBOT
malileon
You were caught attempting to rob baine406, and have been fined 0.
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You have worked in the prison gardens for 51
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You did a fundraiser and raised 99
steep bone
/work
silent galeBOT
klein.grinki
You work as a police officer and earn 79
steep bone
/slut
silent galeBOT
klein.grinki
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay 262 for surgery.
silent galeBOT
bbhzj7
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of 210!
pseudo thistle
/work
silent galeBOT
bbhzj7
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth 94.
pseudo thistle
/crime
silent galeBOT
bbhzj7
You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined 540
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make 81 for your lack of effort.
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth 73.
pseudo thistle
/slut
silent galeBOT
bbhzj7
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent 136 on medical bills.
pseudo thistle
/work
silent galeBOT
bbhzj7
A drunk man pays you 63 to walk backwards.
pseudo thistle
/crime
silent galeBOT
bbhzj7
The "Don't Step on the Grass" sign in the park was taunting you, so you pranced all over the grassy fields before picking the pocket of the nearby patrolling traffic officer, you were able to nab 479 from their pockets.
silent galeBOT
sanfor._
You were caught using a stolen credit card to buy things online and have been fined 165.
sanfor._
You work as a model and earn 97
sanfor._
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect 230 in one night.
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find 244 on the way back to your ship.
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for 64.
bitter glade
/work
silent galeBOT
toojanky
You clean off the counters and get paid 80
bitter glade
/slut
silent galeBOT
toojanky
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather 131 in total.
silent galeBOT
toojanky
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 41 seconds.
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn 92
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You cannot be a slut for 41 minutes and 3 seconds.
bitter glade
/work
silent galeBOT
toojanky
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn 50
bitter glade
/slut
silent galeBOT
toojanky
You cannot be a slut for 41 minutes and 42 seconds.
silent galeBOT
toojanky
You assassinate a high priority target. Your client pays you 336.
bitter glade
/rob gonk
silent galeBOT
toojanky
bitter glade
2
silent galeBOT
toojanky
You attempted to rob gonkbonkthe3rd_43764, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
bitter glade
/work
silent galeBOT
toojanky
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 39 seconds.
bitter glade
/work
silent galeBOT
toojanky
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned 86
bitter glade
/slut
silent galeBOT
toojanky
You cannot be a slut for 31 minutes and 4 seconds.
bitter glade
/crime
silent galeBOT
toojanky
You cannot commit a crime for 49 minutes and 53 seconds.
bitter glade
/rob demxx
silent galeBOT
toojanky
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 49 minutes.
silent galeBOT
toojanky
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn 97 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
bitter glade
/work
silent galeBOT
toojanky
You work as a streamer and gain 50 from donations
bitter glade
/bal
pseudo bronze
/work
silent galeBOT
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468
You work as a professional bed tester and earn 93.
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned 124
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You work as a parkour specialist and earn 60
dawn rampart
/work
silent galeBOT
nostalgicdjayden
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed 96.
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and 92. Good job.
smoky thunder
/work
silent galeBOT
cubicc_
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved 89!
smoky thunder
/slut
silent galeBOT
cubicc_
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed 389.
smoky thunder
/crime
silent galeBOT
cubicc_
You were caught vandalising and were fined 23
smoky thunder
bro cmon
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra 240.
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for 67
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You have a successful YouTube channel and make 58 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You work as a snake milker and earn 71
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 54 seconds.
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You work as a caterpillar walker and earn 80 for walking caterpillars on leaves.
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You become a game developer and raised 56 for charity.
steep bone
/work
silent galeBOT
klein.grinki
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 52
steep bone
/slut
silent galeBOT
klein.grinki
You managed to get with a famous actress for 199
unborn crag
/work
silent galeBOT
BeCoolPlayz#6969
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 97 for it!
unborn crag
/work
silent galeBOT
BeCoolPlayz#6969
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
yonoak
You work as a Penguinologist and earn 52
ripe badger
/crime
silent galeBOT
yonoak
You were going to commit a crime but changed your mind and got a job instead. You made 590 before your boss realised you were a criminal and fired you.
ripe badger
/slut
silent galeBOT
yonoak
You managed to get with a famous actress for 215
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
yonoak
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you 84 for watching.
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You work as a streamer and gain 60 from donations
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
yonoak
You cannot work for 26 seconds.
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
yonoak
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for 83.
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
yonoak
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make 66 for your bravery and heroism.
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 81!
twilit niche
Bruh
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
yonoak
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn 76
ripe badger
/crime
silent galeBOT
yonoak
You cannot commit a crime for 2 minutes and 11 seconds.
ripe badger
/crime
silent galeBOT
yonoak
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of 388
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You found 89 lying on the floor in General Chat!
twilit niche
/slut
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her 313.
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
yonoak
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for 54.
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got 87 I think...
twilit niche
What in the lord farquaad is going on
silent galeBOT
yonoak
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 98 to help fund the project!
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
m_ayann
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you 65 for watching.
ripe badger
/slut
silent galeBOT
m_ayann
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you 302
ripe badger
/crime
silent galeBOT
m_ayann
With a few others, you light up a Molotov and throw it at a shop. Somehow you find 674 on the way back.
ripe badger
/rob @twilit niche
silent galeBOT
m_ayann
You were caught attempting to rob perturbabe, and have been fined 620.
ripe badger
oh sh
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You work hard all day and your boss pays you 50 after the pizzeria closes down.
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 157, and you go ahead with it.
uncut stirrup
/rob @twilit niche
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You attempted to rob perturbabe, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
twilit niche
Lawmen, im getting threats
uncut stirrup
I just subcribed
twilit niche
Omg im getting famous thabk you
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for 96.
ripe badger
/crime
silent galeBOT
yonoak
You stole from the cookie jar and gave them to your friend for 592
ripe badger
/slut
silent galeBOT
yonoak
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find 316 on the way back to your ship.
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
yonoak
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 70 for your hard work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned 86!
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You receive a check of 86 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn 83.
twilit niche
/slut
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you 175
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You cannot work for 1 minute and 25 seconds.
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid 75 for streaming it online.
uncut stirrup
/shoot @ripe badger
silent galeBOT
yonoak
You attempted to rob gonkbonkthe3rd_43764, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
ripe badger
ok
uncut stirrup
So we cool?
ripe badger
yes
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 14 seconds.
uncut stirrup
Fücking shit
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
yonoak
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned 60
ripe badger
/crime
silent galeBOT
yonoak
You cannot commit a crime for 24 minutes and 50 seconds.
smoky thunder
/work
silent galeBOT
cubicc_
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned 53.
smoky thunder
/slut
silent galeBOT
cubicc_
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you 343 for your services.
smoky thunder
/crime
silent galeBOT
cubicc_
You break a window in New York for 345.
smoky thunder
lucky
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
yonoak
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got 53 I think...
smoky thunder
/work
silent galeBOT
cubicc_
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for 66.
smoky thunder
/crime
silent galeBOT
cubicc_
You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them 316 in damages.
smoky thunder
/slut
silent galeBOT
cubicc_
You get 153 through donations on your cam stream.
smoky thunder
/withdraw 100
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You managed to get with a famous actress for 129
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn 50
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd_43764
You worked as a businessman and earned 57
balli900
You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make 66 from your gullible followers.
balli900
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you 133!
balli900
You tried to cheat on a test by writing answers on your arm, but got caught and have been given a 411 fine.
pseudo bronze
/work
silent galeBOT
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn 77
pseudo bronze
/slut
silent galeBOT
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him 253.
pseudo bronze
/crime
silent galeBOT
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468
You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined 319
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got 83!
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid 377
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for 58.
smoky thunder
/work
silent galeBOT
cubicc_
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 75.
smoky thunder
/slut
silent galeBOT
cubicc_
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped 134
smoky thunder
/crime
silent galeBOT
cubicc_
You rummage through a dumpster illegally and find 417!
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for 79.
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd
You managed to get with a famous actress for 306
worthy quarry
/work
silent galeBOT
jessica1819
You found 68 on the floor.
worthy quarry
/slut
silent galeBOT
jessica1819
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged 68 for their medical fees.
worthy quarry
/crime
silent galeBOT
jessica1819
You steal a car and take it to the junkyard 320
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd
You work as a high school student with no life. Have 94 because we pity you.
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay 275 for surgery.
crystal jungle
/work
silent galeBOT
gmn08
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 54 for it!
ripe badger
/crime
silent galeBOT
yonoak
In the guise of darkness you break into a home to steal jewelry worth 311
ripe badger
/slut
silent galeBOT
yonoak
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 160 and a real sore hangover.
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
yonoak
You take your cat for a walk and gain 65
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's 74.
uncut stirrup
/slut
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd
You get hired to take it hard for the night for 222!
uncut stirrup
/work
silent galeBOT
gonkbonkthe3rd
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 98
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you 93.
twilit niche
/slut
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect 101 in one night.
ripe badger
/work
silent galeBOT
yonoak
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth 53!
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You work as a bounty hunter and earn 59
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You work as a director of sand bags and earn 50
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You work as a circus clown and earn 75.
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning 99 as a reward.
twilit niche
/slut
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 340 to fuck the girls inside.
pseudo thistle
/slut
silent galeBOT
bbhzj7
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some 350
pseudo thistle
/work
silent galeBOT
bbhzj7
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid 63
pseudo thistle
/crime
silent galeBOT
bbhzj7
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued 593. Great job.
steep bone
/work
silent galeBOT
klein.grinki
You have a successful YouTube channel and make 74 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
steep bone
/slut
silent galeBOT
klein.grinki
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined 146
steep bone
/crime
silent galeBOT
klein.grinki
You break into a hospital and steal all their morphine. You manage to sell all of it on the black market for 400
neat jacinth
/work
silent galeBOT
i_love_cats98
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 97
neat jacinth
/work
silent galeBOT
i_love_cats98
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
neat jacinth
/crime
silent galeBOT
i_love_cats98
You were fined 364 for slacking in school!
neat jacinth
/slut
silent galeBOT
i_love_cats98
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find 333 on the way back to your ship.
neat jacinth
/work
silent galeBOT
i_love_cats98
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 4 seconds.
neat jacinth
/crime
silent galeBOT
i_love_cats98
You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 11 seconds.
pseudo thistle
/slut
silent galeBOT
bbhzj7
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay 197 for a new one.
smoky thunder
/work
silent galeBOT
cubicc_
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you 71.
smoky thunder
/slut
silent galeBOT
cubicc_
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you 131 and maybe chlamydia.
smoky thunder
/crime
silent galeBOT
cubicc_
You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined 527
warm jewel
/crime
silent galeBOT
locobassman
You steal a street performer's hat filled with money, making 421
warm jewel
/slut
silent galeBOT
locobassman
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined 394
twilit niche
/work
silent galeBOT
perturbabe
You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make 72 for your dedication to laziness.
valid lantern
/work
silent galeBOT
athenyx_e
You work as an ear cleaner and earn 62
valid lantern
/work
silent galeBOT
athenyx_e
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
valid lantern
/slut
silent galeBOT
athenyx_e
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you 239!
broken sorrel
/work
silent galeBOT
baine406
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 68
ripe badger
/slut